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  • Building a Threadripper workstation and need lots of fast memory but also want ECC? V-Color has you covered. (Serve the Home)

    192GB at DDR5-7200 speeds.

    Though you only get full speed if you have one DIMM per channel, so if you need more (and your motherboard has more than four slots) it will slow down.


  • If you need even faster memory - like HBM - you can place your orders now for delivery in 2026. (AnandTech)

    Hynix's production is already sold out for 2024 and most of 2025.


  • Google's search results, already almost useless, are getting worse. (The Register)
    "It has happened," wrote developer Arian van Putten in a social media post over the weekend. "The number one Google result was an official Pulumi documentation page that was clearly written by an LLM (it had a disclaimer that it was) and hallucinated an AWS feature that didn't exist. This is the beginning of the end."
    Pulumi, the company generating the AI results, has been very responsive to the problem, has taken down two thirds of the pages and is reviewing the remainder for incorrect answers.

    Google meanwhile offered the cannedest of canned replies.

    Bing, meanwhile... Didn't have the same problem. So score one for Microsoft.


  • Generating 1024 bit prime numbers the hard way. (GlitchComet)

    The easy way is to just copy and paste. Here you go:

    177720646511895772991045629522972753502676425002016283330
    773868745109334356532783500581560425145704773959769930413
    789872718529515289471187735819720465888854952471427632098
    554011932730921272830418010265570121099752587584547435013
    097108422373834015070668330390239397186506619029851158511
    460040722871392491661731


  • If you play Helldivers 2 and live in Monaco or San Marino or Andorra or any of about seventy one hundred and twenty other countries, publisher Sony says fuck you. (GamesRadar)

    You will now be required to sign up to the PlayStation Network to play the game on Windows. The PlayStation Network is only available in about half one third of the countries of the world.


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7

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 Morning!

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:00 AM (/HWS4)

2 H'lo, Pixy!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:01 AM (o3SCB)

3 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:01 AM (5HQE5)

4 Morning m!

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:02 AM (/HWS4)

5 Morning all!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 04, 2024 04:03 AM (BLOW1)

6 Time to make the coffee.

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:03 AM (/HWS4)

7 I like this comment over at Pixy's ai.mee.nu site on the recent TechDirt article about nurses and AI, nicely adulterating a line from the article:

"No computer, no AI can replace a human touch," said Amy Grewal, a registered nurse. "It cannot hold your loved one's hand. You cannot teach a computer how to have empathy or make obnoxious tik-tok videos instead of treating patients."

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:03 AM (o3SCB)

8 72494197128770670097700137814622646790597976
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491071104452425206965233039660

Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:04 AM (5HQE5)

9 6 Time to make the coffee.
Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:03 AM (/HWS4)

I hope you'll bring enough for everyone.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:04 AM (o3SCB)

10 10

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:04 AM (ju2Fy)

11 >>>Working on migrating everything to a new server given the recent issues. I'll post a notice if / when downtime is expected.

Happy weekend ahead!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:05 AM (o3SCB)

12 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:05 AM (ju2Fy)

13 Good morning Pixy.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:06 AM (Unmm2)

14 14

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:08 AM (Unmm2)

15 Where is Skip?

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:09 AM (Unmm2)

16 Enigma code, deciphered:

"The Allies have deciphered our code. If you are at sea in a u-boat, prepare to die. The Russians have conquered Austria. Rudolf Hess is fucking batty. I prefer my wurst with apple-sauce, not kraut. I like the part where we were all going to get 5000 acres of Russian farmland each. If you are at sea in a u-boat, prepare to die..."

Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:09 AM (5HQE5)

17 Disclaimer: 9458 etc.

I see 8678948, 8671666, 8676514, and 8674037, but no 8675309.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:09 AM (o3SCB)

18 14 14
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:08 AM (Unmm2)

w00t! Off to a good start.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:10 AM (o3SCB)

19 113

Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:11 AM (5HQE5)

20 ZOD facade. I'm calling out the internet tough guy. Um, going into hiding now.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:16 AM (Unmm2)

21 I'll post a notice if / when downtime is expected.

AoSHQ Blackout Blog. Last post was April 20, 2021 by CBD. Still functional?

https://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:17 AM (ju2Fy)

22 20 ZOD facade. I'm calling out the internet tough guy. Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:16 AM (Unmm2)

Die.

Do it now.

Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:18 AM (5HQE5)

23 21 I'll post a notice if / when downtime is expected.

AoSHQ Blackout Blog. Last post was April 20, 2021 by CBD. Still functional?

https://acedark.wordpress.com/
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:17 AM (ju2Fy)

I tried to search for acedark yesterday!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:20 AM (o3SCB)

24 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:21 AM (fwDg9)

25 Skip! You were missed!

15 Where is Skip?
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:09 AM (Unmm2)

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:21 AM (o3SCB)

26 Making breakfast then having to city to do volunteer work

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:22 AM (fwDg9)

27 It's still there, m. Just didn't know if CoB's would go to it.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:23 AM (ju2Fy)

28 I checked "acedark" a few times yesterday... no new posts...

That's okay, there were *other things* I needed to do anyway, LOL

Dang it! I'm hooked on this place!

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:23 AM (njWTi)

29 Skip!

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:23 AM (Unmm2)

30 30

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:24 AM (o3SCB)

31 For a good time call 8675309


https://t5k.org/curios/page.php/8675309.html

Posted by: meh at May 04, 2024 04:27 AM (n+Veq)

32 You cannot teach a computer how to have empathy or make obnoxious tik-tok videos instead of treating patients."
Posted by: m

HA!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:28 AM (/HWS4)

33 Jenny, Jenny...

youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:31 AM (njWTi)

34 The PlayStation Network is only available in about half one third of the countries of the world.


Well, one 1/3 is more than 1/2, so that's good

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:31 AM (/HWS4)

35 Remember In the 80s when every pretty girl was called Jennifer? Don't want to know what they're called now would be too creepy.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:34 AM (Unmm2)

36 Well, one 1/3 is more than 1/2, so that's good
Posted by: Bruce
-------------

Only in the southern hemisphere.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 04:34 AM (ju2Fy)

37 Miami Grand Prix events today, Sprint race at noon, Qualifying at 4pm, hopefully home by then

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:35 AM (fwDg9)

38 Making breakfast then having to city to do volunteer work
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:22 AM (fwDg9)

No Dough ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 04:35 AM (T4tVD)

39 Yeah, I may have "dated" a Jennifer or two back in the day.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:39 AM (Unmm2)

40 My aunt Jenny was pretty... back in the 1920s...

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

41 Free work

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:39 AM (fwDg9)

42 Free work
Posted by: Skip

Lynyrd Skynyrd's lesser known song

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:42 AM (/HWS4)

43 Free work
Posted by: Skip

Not even a bite of a sammy ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 04:43 AM (T4tVD)

44 Free work
Posted by: Skip
---------

Yep. Until about.. oh... this week? Right?

Work until mid-May or so, to pay the taxes, and then you get to 'keep' your earnings?

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:44 AM (njWTi)

45 Skip, Arbeit macht frei lol.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:46 AM (Unmm2)

46 Work until mid-May or so, to pay the taxes, and then you get to 'keep' your earnings?
Posted by: JQ

I owe my soul to the company store...

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:46 AM (/HWS4)

47 Not sure, but think 'aunt Jenny' wasn't a "Jennifer"

Think her given name was actually just "Jenny" (and not Ginny or Virginia)

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:47 AM (njWTi)

48 Long passed away good family friend was Virginia but was call Ginny

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 04:50 AM (fwDg9)

49 Sixteen tons, and whadda ya get?

Anothah day oldah and deepah in debt.

Saint Petah dontcha call me 'cause I caint go...

I owe mah soul to the company sto'

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:50 AM (njWTi)

50 youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

Sixteen Tons

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:54 AM (njWTi)

51 Seriously, even if you're a "facade" why would you tell other posters on here- who aren't trolls /to die? Seems like an unfortunate way to die with stress and/or insomnia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 04:56 AM (1P3tj)

52 Skip, still too have a relative called Ginny, but yeah certainly a name soon to be relegated mostly to the past alas.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 04:56 AM (Unmm2)

53 51-"deal" with insomnia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 04:58 AM (1P3tj)

54 Mornin'

Busy at work. Prepping for a building wide outage. Fun.

Hell hath no fury than fussy bureaucrats scorned.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 05:01 AM (aKh6S)

55 Fen, it's all good. Don't think anyone here takes Zod's bluster seriously.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:01 AM (Unmm2)

56 Good morning, FenelonSpoke!

Long time...

Have you a helpful scripture for loneliness?

I'm feeling rather solitary tonight, due to 'caregiver isolation'

Thanks, it's okay here but need a pick-me-up

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:02 AM (njWTi)

57 16 Tons is one of my favorite songs. The irony is lost on commies. There are a lot of old songs they don't get.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 04, 2024 05:07 AM (IG7T0)

58 Zod, man, we need you to direct your "kill yourself now" shtick toward the paleo-simians at Columbia or whatever university(s).

We could all support *that* I think...

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:07 AM (njWTi)

59 34 The PlayStation Network is only available in about half one third of the countries of the world.

Well, one 1/3 is more than 1/2, so that's good
Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:31 AM (/HWS4)

There is MATH being committed here!!!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:07 AM (o3SCB)

60 Good morning morons

Thats a lot of numerals.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:08 AM (RIvkX)

61 Scripture for loneliness- Psalms 25:16-17 per Google.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:09 AM (Unmm2)

62 Sixteen Tons

Lizzo's getting LARGER !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

63 Also, Fen, perhaps a prayer for all of us...

It's so easy to get caught up in the commotion of hatred going on in colleges right now.

I find myself wishing death upon the pale-swine "protestors" simply because they wish the same upon me and mine.

What is the solution here? It's so hard to pray for my enemies, other than to pray for their demise!

What now?

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:13 AM (njWTi)

64 Seriously, even if you're a "facade" why would you tell other posters on here- who aren't trolls /to die? Seems like an unfortunate way to die with stress and/or insomnia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 04:56 AM (1P3tj)
====
Why would you expect Zod to reject his true nature?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:13 AM (RIvkX)

65 Sixteen Tons

Tennessee Ernie Chevrolet

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 05:13 AM (T4tVD)

66 Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:09 AM

Thanks. I should know to read Psalms...

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:16 AM (njWTi)

67 >>Having seen other big tech companies get in trouble when the DOJ went over their records, Google decided it would simply not keep any records.
It's a bold strategy.

"I know, right?"
-- Obama and his administration

In the middle of directing the difficult task of transferring the historically important records of the Obama administration into the National Archives, the archivist in charge, David Ferriero, ran into a serious problem: A lot of key records are missing. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:18 AM (cCVOS)

68 Sixteen Tons is my snow shoveling song, lucky haven't done it in a few years

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:19 AM (fwDg9)

69 Hardcore:

When the troops were about to capture the tower and were forcing the door of the courtyard, they ordered that fire be brought and the doors burned. Being surrounded, Razis fell upon his own sword, [42] preferring to die nobly rather than to fall into the hands of sinners and suffer outrages unworthy of his noble birth. [43] But in the heat of the struggle he did not hit exactly, and the crowd was now rushing in through the doors. He bravely ran up on the wall, and manfully threw himself down into the crowd. [44] But as they quickly drew back, a space opened and he fell in the middle of the empty space. [45] Still alive and aflame with anger, he rose, and though his blood gushed forth and his wounds were severe he ran through the crowd; and standing upon a steep rock, [46] with his blood now completely drained from him, he tore out his entrails, took them with both hands and hurled them at the crowd, calling upon the Lord of life and spirit to give them back to him again. This was the manner of his death.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2024 05:19 AM (3CVIc)

70 Yeah Fen, we all get that ZOD is shall we say "compensating" with his over the top persona. And that's OK.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:20 AM (Unmm2)

71 Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2024 04:04 AM (5HQE5)

If you stare at the center and let your eyes lose focus, you will see popeye.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2024 05:20 AM (3CVIc)

72
In the middle of directing the difficult task of transferring the historically important records of the Obama administration into the National Archives, the archivist in charge, David Ferriero, ran into a serious problem: The launch codes for our nuclear arsenal are missing...

If it was Trump.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 04, 2024 05:22 AM (RKVpM)

73 Sorry, JQ. My phone just gave up the ghost right after you asked that question and I had to locate my husband’s phone. I am sorry you are feeling lonely. Caregiving is stressful . As Hart suggested, the psalms are always a good resources particularly 11 and 42 for courage .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 05:23 AM (YgmgG)

74 Rather go back to bed

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:24 AM (fwDg9)

75 Thanks, Fen. And specially considering the trouble you went to, to respond!

Have a wonderful weekend

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:25 AM (njWTi)

76
Good morning, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2024 05:25 AM (lCaJd)

77 Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:20 AM (

No; I don’t think it’s ok to tell posters who aren’t trolls and who haven’t said anything malevolent to others to go kill themselves. But yes, he seems to enjoy the little routine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 05:26 AM (YgmgG)

78 Local TV news reports I-80 was closed for 2 hours yesterday due to a shooter cornered by police.

He tried to kill himself but failed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:27 AM (RIvkX)

79 Skip -

If you had joined the Navy,you would know that NAVY stands for Never Again Volunteer Yourself.

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 05:27 AM (T4tVD)

80 44 Free work
Posted by: Skip
---------

Yep. Until about.. oh... this week? Right?

Work until mid-May or so, to pay the taxes, and then you get to 'keep' your earnings?
Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 04:44 AM (njWTi)

JQ, my understanding is that Skip is doing volunteer work, charity work. He does it now and then.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:28 AM (o3SCB)

81 Zod could maybe play the tough-guy routine against commie a-holes, our enemies, instead of us, yes?

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:29 AM (njWTi)

82 79 Skip -

If you had joined the Navy,you would know that NAVY stands for Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 05:27 AM (T4tVD)

LOL!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (o3SCB)

83 JQ, I like Ps 148 for good reminder of why we're here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (RIvkX)

84 >>"Although there's been some negative sentiment on social media, far and away the feedback we get directly is that the AI is helpful, especially when just getting started in the cloud – it truly is daunting to even get started navigating hundreds of clouds each with tens of thousands of services."

Narrator: Unfortunately, that feedback about AI being helpful was . . . AI generated.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (cCVOS)

85 Was asked to do some work at a church years ago, kind of a continuation of that. Don't do enough volunteer stuff so think I should.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (fwDg9)

86
g'mornin', 'rond

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (tljrc)

87 The company I work for only has a one year email retention period. Anything older gets deleted. Not archived...deleted forever.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2024 05:31 AM (gDdxW)

88 my understanding is that Skip is doing volunteer work, charity work. He does it now and then.
Posted by: m
--------

That's awesome! Go you, Skip!

-------------

m: I can't remember the exact "tax liberation" date for U.S.---

*That* is what went through my mind, LOL

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:32 AM (njWTi)

89 Blueberry buttermilk scone or cinnamon coffee cake or chocolate chunk cookie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (RIvkX)

90 I like Ps 148 for good reminder of why we're here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
---------

Thanks to you, as well!

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (njWTi)

91 cinnamon coffee cake
and coffee!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (cCVOS)

92 The company I work for only has a one year email retention period. Anything older gets deleted. Not archived...deleted forever.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2024 05:31 AM (gDdxW)
===

Not in California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:35 AM (RIvkX)

93 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 05:35 AM (T4tVD)

94 86 g'mornin', 'rond
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2024 05:30 AM (tljrc)

I spent a while trying to figure that out (b'rond, c'rond, d'rond) until I figured out 'rons!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:36 AM (o3SCB)

95 91 cinnamon coffee cake
and coffee!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (cCVOS)

yum

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:37 AM (o3SCB)

96 g'mornin', Alton.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:37 AM (Unmm2)

97 The coffee cake is a mini loaf with streusel on top. Very moist not crumbly at all.

The last time I toasted a scone in the dark I gave my finger a blister burn because a giant crystal of sanding sugar melted on it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:38 AM (RIvkX)

98 Aaaand now I think I'll have to make coffee cake. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:39 AM (cCVOS)

99 99

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:40 AM (o3SCB)

100 One before 100.!

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:40 AM (Unmm2)

101 https://amgreatness.com/marx still reigns supreme but-why

Good read

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:41 AM (fwDg9)

102 You're killing me m.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:41 AM (Unmm2)

103 89 Blueberry buttermilk scone or cinnamon coffee cake or chocolate chunk cookie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (RIvkX)

Is there such a thing as a blueberry buttermilk muffin? Soft and fluffy.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:43 AM (o3SCB)

104 A reflection on Psalm 56 vs 1-4:

https://tinyurl.com/3jtsx7ce

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 05:44 AM (YgmgG)

105 103 89 Blueberry buttermilk scone or cinnamon coffee cake or chocolate chunk cookie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:34 AM (RIvkX)

Is there such a thing as a blueberry buttermilk muffin? Soft and fluffy.
Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:43 AM (o3SCB)

Or cupcake, maybe?

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:44 AM (o3SCB)

106 I suppose there is but I don't get muffins often, occasionally I'll get cupcakes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:45 AM (RIvkX)

107 106 I suppose there is but I don't get muffins often, occasionally I'll get cupcakes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 05:45 AM (RIvkX)

I think I really don't know the difference between a muffin and a cupcake.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:46 AM (o3SCB)

108 Saw on a cooking show a breakfast sammich with blueberry jam, cream-cheese and bacon. Looked pretty good. Want to make it sometime.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:47 AM (Unmm2)

109 cinnamon coffee cake
and coffee!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Agree.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 05:48 AM (ju2Fy)

110 100 One before 100.!
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:40 AM (Unmm2)

There is more MATH being committed here!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:48 AM (o3SCB)

111 At least it's finally getting light at 6am

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:49 AM (fwDg9)

112 Today is the anniversary of the birth of a great painter- Frederic Church- of the Hudson River school. You can read about him here:

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/events060504/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 05:50 AM (YgmgG)

113 Key Lime pie here. Going out for eggs in couple of hours.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 05:50 AM (ju2Fy)

114 You can always make the Jif kind of muffins with buttermilk and an extra egg yolk for maximum richness.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 05:51 AM (Unmm2)

115 Here are some of Church’s paintings:

https://tinyurl.com/9xnmxmvf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2024 05:54 AM (YgmgG)

116 Muffins: Coarser texture, less sugar, more liquid ingredients, whole-wheat flour, baking powder or baking soda, plain or simple topping, breakfast or snack option.

Cupcakes: Finer texture, more sugar, eggs, refined flour, butter or oil, baking powder or combination of baking powder and baking soda, frosting and decorations, dessert or special treat.

(Brave AI answer)

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 05:55 AM (ju2Fy)

117 The classic is blueberry buttermilk pancakes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:59 AM (cCVOS)

118 The classic is blueberry buttermilk pancakes.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 05:59 AM (cCVOS)
====

Imma whine up a batch for breakfast later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:02 AM (RIvkX)

119 Pretty good rule of thumb is to use buttermilk for any recipe that calls for milk. YOLO.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 06:02 AM (Unmm2)

120
Not in California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Yes in California! Company I worked for had one of those purge policies. I think anyone who answers to a scary regulatory agency has one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2024 06:03 AM (lCaJd)

121 https://amgreatness.com/marx still reigns supreme but-why

Good read
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 05:41 AM (fwDg9)


I read the essay, but I think the author misses the point of why Marxism/Maoism/Communism resonates with some people. The author doesn't seem to grasp that there is a spiritual component to Communism.

In of over 150 years of failure, and 100+ millions people murdered, why do some people still find Marxism attractive? The proponents of Marxism are in pursuit of a materialist Utopia, but it goes way beyond economics. That's why utilitarian arguments (are you hearing this GOPe drones?) don't dissuade Marxists.

Marxism requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Theft, Anger and Envy -- all while masquerading as compassion for the poor. That's why I'm now of the belief that Marxism was inspired by Satan.

Jesus Christ is the Truth, the Way, and the Life. If He were just some crackpot Jewish carpenter that lived 2000 years ago, why do the Marxists expend so much energy in persecuting or corrupting Christian churches?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 04, 2024 06:04 AM (pJWtt)

122 Happy Saturday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2024 06:06 AM (ENQN6)

123 Yes in California! Company I worked for had one of those purge policies. I think anyone who answers to a scary regulatory agency has one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2024 06:03 AM (lCaJd)
===
We have them but longer than a year. We have to keep HR and payroll records way longer than a year iirc 7 years. Resident records have to be retained 3 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

124 Well I am out
Forward Dog 9 hitting the road

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2024 06:06 AM (fwDg9)

125 Safe trip Skip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:08 AM (RIvkX)

126 >>>I think I really don't know the difference between a muffin and a cupcake.
Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:46 AM (o3SCB)

Depends on context. 🤔 Could be an insult or a compliment.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 06:09 AM (3U/ub)

127
We have them but longer than a year. We have to keep HR and payroll records way longer than a year iirc 7 years. Resident records have to be retained 3 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

Records for sure. Emails that you're slinging back and forth are different.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2024 06:09 AM (lCaJd)

128 Thanks for the link, Fen, beautiful paintings!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2024 06:09 AM (cCVOS)

129 Records for sure. Emails that you're slinging back and forth are different.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2024 06:09 AM (lCaJd)
====
Yes, other records like quality improvement meeting notes are continuously destroyed after three months.

Sorry Your Honor, those records don't exist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:14 AM (RIvkX)

130 >>>Sorry Your Honor, those records don't exist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:14 AM (RIvkX)

Sounds like the response to any FOIA request.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 06:18 AM (3U/ub)

131 By sheer chance, that Disclaimer is the same code I use for my luggage. Guess I better change it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2024 06:21 AM (BpYfr)

132 113 Key Lime pie here. Going out for eggs in couple of hours.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2024 05:50 AM (ju2Fy)

I think Key Lime pie is good for you. Seems like it is.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 06:22 AM (o3SCB)

133 We make a fundamental mistake in not calling the Left what it is and exposing the true horror of its plans for all of us. And when we fail to do that, then we’re surprised at what comes next.

Why do we call it the Neo-Nazi Left? Because its goal is to impose a socialist state through the mass murder of millions of people, particularly but not exclusively Jews. Much as in Nazi Germany, those people include political dissenters and anyone else they see as standing in their way. What Stalin and Hitler failed to accomplish, they hope to achieve through many of the same methods.

What is happening at Columbia University, Yale and many other schools is not an aberration, like the Weathermen plans to kill 25 million Americans, it’s the truest expression of an ugly extremist movement that has learned nothing from its worst crimes in the twentieth century.

And we ignore their tactics and threats at our peril.

-Robert Spencer and Daniel Greenfield

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:22 AM (RIvkX)

134 1984 definitely paints marxism as a religion.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2024 06:23 AM (ENQN6)

135 126 >>>I think I really don't know the difference between a muffin and a cupcake.
Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 05:46 AM (o3SCB)

Depends on context. 🤔 Could be an insult or a compliment.
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 06:09 AM (3U/ub)

hahahahaha
"Hey, cupcake!"

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 06:24 AM (o3SCB)

136 Sounds like the response to any FOIA request.
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 06:18 AM (3U/ub)
===

When I did government consulting, we were always very strict defining what was "notes" which remained personal property and undiscoverable, and "work product" which belonged to the customer and was their property.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:26 AM (RIvkX)

137
Sorry Your Honor, those records don't exist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 06:14 AM (RIvkX)


You don't hire lawyers to tell you what the right thing to do is, you hire lawyers to tell you what you can get away with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2024 06:28 AM (MoZTd)

138 @WhiteHouse
·
Follow
There is no place for hate speech and violence of any kind in America – whether it’s antisemitism, Islamophobia, discrimination against Arab Americans and Palestinian Americans.

Kind of missed the point.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2024 06:31 AM (ENQN6)

139 138 @WhiteHouse
·
Follow
There is no place for hate speech and violence of any kind in America – whether it’s antisemitism, Islamophobia, discrimination against Arab Americans and Palestinian Americans.

Kind of missed the point.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2024 06:31 AM (ENQN6)

Kinda showed his hand.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 06:37 AM (o3SCB)

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down An ONT

Hi everyone! Welcome to Friday Meme Mad...What, again? Guys, this isn't funny anymore.

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Fido Friday: Doggo to the rescue!


Painful truths

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With age comes wisdom

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Black queen


Where are they now: Gargamel

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We used to be a proper country

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Light workout


It pays to increase your word power

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Sing Along

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Rock out with your cock out


Topical meme

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Tonight's ingraphic

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Dudes being dudes


Captain Marvel

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This is from Captain Marvel Adventures #16 (1942) What I find interesting is that while the Steamboat character (and all black characters except Steamboat's girlfriend) is drawn in a style that would be unacceptable today, none of them is depicted doing any stereotypical 1940s "negro things" (like eating fried chicken and watermelon, etc...). The Japanese soldiers Captain Marvel fights earlier in the issue are also drawn in a very stereotypical (slanty eyes and buck teeth) manner. Plus there's an article titled A Dead Jap Is A Good Jap. Different times.

Mind in the gutter

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Little man has skills


Coming soon from Vox

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Feline Friday

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Auto-rotate


Pronouns

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by liberals:

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Comments

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1 Well !

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 09:58 PM (w6EFb)

2 Weird

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 09:58 PM (u73oe)

3 Ok, now it’s loading.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (u73oe)

4 How do I stop this thing from jumping around? It's like hell to comment.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (w6EFb)

5 Another nice one WD!
Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 03, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

6 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 10:00 PM (WXNFJ)

7 Good evening horde. Ready for another ONT. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at May 03, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

8 STARS!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10:03 PM (u73oe)

9 I just read/sang some of Dickenson's poems to my wife.


She hates you WD. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)

10 That sign about the texting delay describes me perfectly.

In fact, it's likely to be 4:36 AM the day after next.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:04 PM (g0Y4p)

11
This is the most ONTiest ONT I've ever seen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 10:05 PM (MoZTd)

12 You can also sing Emily Dickinson's poems to "Amazing Grace."

Posted by: pookysgirl, actually using her Poetry class for once at May 03, 2024 10:06 PM (dtlDP)

13 Was this blog down earlier today, or was it just my computer?

Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2024 10:06 PM (SYTee)

14 I just read the dumbest article on a new lefty silliness called micro feminism and I think I need a drink. And I don’t drink.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:06 PM (+tzkt)

15 Was this blog down earlier today, or was it just my computer?
Posted by: davidt

Where I am (Western Wa.) most of the county was down all day.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)

16 13 Was this blog down earlier today, or was it just my computer?
Posted by: davidt at May 03

Hamsters went on strike, which caused the barrel to turn inside out which caused a rip in the space time continuum.

It’s all okay now, though.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:07 PM (+tzkt)

17
I just read/sang some of Dickenson's poems to my wife.

_______

*smashes book to pulp*

Sorry

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)

18 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 10:08 PM (xA5g+)

19 Yahoo Sports Headline
Fever (women's pro basketball) Move Caitlin Clark's preseason Home Debut to Accommodate Pacer's Playoff Schedule.
Ah, no. Inside we learn the NBA declared same time and date for Pacer's next game. I.e. move your asses gals.

Posted by: From about that Time at May 03, 2024 10:08 PM (4780s)

20 Beautiful Black Queen was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 10:08 PM (ufFY8)

21 I just read the dumbest article on a new lefty silliness called micro feminism and I think I need a drink. And I don’t drink.
Posted by: Piper

Used to be the outrage was like once a month, now it's a daily thing.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

22 Yay, Friday WD ONT - necessary medicine.

BTW, meme lovers, you no longer need to plow through Ann Barnhardt's wordy blog to find her meme posts.
http://www.barnhardtmemes.com/

I'm pretty sure she has often raided WD's meme posts for content.

Speaking of content, now to peruse the post du jour.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yok yok at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (RLsaS)

23 Girthy content tonight. Good job.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (Js20g)

24 How do?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (duT0u)

25 It’s all okay now, though.
Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:07 PM (+tzkt)

——————

Really? Then why is there a giraffe in my front yard?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (u73oe)

26 I once saw a man forming a sidewalk. His young son was dressed like his dad (hard hat and vest), and was helping him, with the trowel. there are still good dads out there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 03, 2024 10:09 PM (gPzkP)

27 Stop it from jumping around?
Um yeah, good luck with that.
Gotta love that repeating pop-up at the bottom too.
So I'm gonna leave ya with something that ease the craze.

A very talented, young Mr T
Just hangin' back on an SG
While two older masters weave a tapestry

https://tinyurl.com/3b52aspr

Posted by: TeeJ at May 03, 2024 10:10 PM (xZpzx)

28 Did the kid get paid or is he one of them free masons?

Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)

29 > I just read the dumbest article on a new lefty silliness called micro feminism
----


teeny tiny feminists
like 2" tall

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 10:11 PM (/7KEl)

30 The Japs shot off Beau's shins. And shot down Uncle Bootsy before he...

...anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 10:12 PM (LaNzR)

31 That juggler is impressive.
Best I could do were the heavy clay bocce balls. And that was long ago.

Posted by: From about that Time at May 03, 2024 10:12 PM (4780s)

32 Good stuff WD. Thank you. I like the tire juggling, but I feel seen by the dog with harmful commentary.

Posted by: TRex at May 03, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

33 Do we know when Pixy starts moving hamsters to the new server? And when do we need to remember Green Eggs With Ham, er, green orange?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 10:13 PM (VNX3d)

34 Love the Noem meme. Stupid bint. If you have to do it, shoot it, shovel it and shut up about it -- forever.

The Too Much Information Generation.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)

35 Yay, Paranormal Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 10:14 PM (dZVON)

36 Did the blog outages remove the courtesy of throwing a nood?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:14 PM (di6C2)

37 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:14 PM (di6C2)

38 That Kristi Noem meme is spicy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (q7hip)

39 The 70's.

Bloody hell.

Onesies for dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (di6C2)

40 Love the Noem meme. Stupid bint. If you have to do it, shoot it, shovel it and shut up about it -- forever.

The Too Much Information Generation.
Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)


You're not impressed by her proving what a rough 'n' tough Western mama she is?!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (g0Y4p)

41 Kid gets to use a screed and a trowel. Luxury! Why, in my day, we used our bare, bleeding hands to pat the concrete into place, and put the final finish on with our tongues!

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (Js20g)

42 23 Used to be the outrage was like once a month, now it's a daily thing.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024

Okay, so to support women, these gals address their emails with the women first. Can you believe the bravery? Or another woman refuses to call her doctor “doctor Jones” if he calls her by her first name. Go girl! And another brave, trail blazing soul doesn’t use Mr. and Mrs. Steven Smith on address labels. Oh no! She addresses it Annie and Steve Smith. The coup de grace was some guy who said he wasn’t sure how much space he was allowed to occupy in the conversation, but he schedules play dates WITH OTHER FATHERS TO ENSURE THEY ARE ENGAGED! I need a fainting couch.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (u/mEj)

43 Obligatory VeggieTales video for this ONT:

https://youtu.be/5BR2Kt_sgfM

Posted by: pookysgirl likes strawberries and bananas at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (dtlDP)

44 Can you imagine the tails of terror we would hear if the Biden’s dogs could talk? Or if they started their own blog on the White House site?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)

45 28 Did the kid get paid or is he one of them free masons?

Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2024 10:11 PM
***
Golf clap. Well played.

Posted by: TRex at May 03, 2024 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 Yes, the blog was down.

Yes, Ace forgot to pay his electricity bill.

No, the COBs still didn't get the day off.

Yes, Pixy was laughing his ass off at Ace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 10:17 PM (q7hip)

47 Dateline: North Bend, WA.
Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 03, 2024 10:17 PM (KCc/j)

48 Yes, Pixy was laughing his ass off at Ace.

Good to know that some things never change.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

49 You're not impressed by her proving what a rough 'n' tough Western mama she is?!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (g0Y4p)

https://tinyurl.com/4kyj2y5a

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:18 PM (di6C2)

50 25
Really? Then why is there a giraffe in my front yard?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10

That is because I volunteered to process all the refunds for the time down and we ran out of money.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u/mEj)

51 You're not impressed by her proving what a rough 'n' tough Western mama she is?!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (g0Y4p)


Country life is country life. You don't brag about it. You just live it.

So no, I'm not impressed in the least. Another pantsuit trying to show she also wears a pair of balls. Wrong party, Honey.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 10:19 PM (emlEe)

52
🏒 Watching DAL at VGK

don't have a dog in this fight, but COL plays the winner in the next round 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)

53 https://tinyurl.com/4kyj2y5a
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:18 PM (di6C2)


Careful, Aetius.

Here in 2024, "Pistol Packin' Mama" might be interpreted *very* differently by some folks.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

54 You can also sing Emily Dickinson's poems to "Amazing Grace."

Anything in iambic pentameter (IIANM) is compatible. Amazing Grace, Gilligan's Island theme, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner are some of the most well known.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2024 10:22 PM (/y8xj)

55 You're not impressed by her proving what a rough 'n' tough Western mama she is?!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM (g0Y4p)

Country life is country life. You don't brag about it. You just live it.

So no, I'm not impressed in the least. Another pantsuit trying to show she also wears a pair of balls. Wrong party, Honey.
Posted by: RickZ

Too bad they belonged to the puppy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)

56
Here in 2024, "Pistol Packin' Mama" might be interpreted *very* differently by some folks.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

https://tinyurl.com/ykmxb53w

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:23 PM (di6C2)

57 Dateline: North Bend, WA.
Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty

Yesterday the discussion was how long before Mr. Zebra became Cougar food....someone noted zebras can seriously f up lions.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

58 There was a Hamaster infiltrator-instigated insurrection.

The perpetrators have been charged at 240v

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 10:25 PM (n/1xr)

59 Guys, this isn't funny anymore.


NOTHING.IS.EVER.FUNNY.

Bonus-"There is no humor in Islam"

the Ayatollah Khomeini

Posted by: the unamused feminists at May 03, 2024 10:25 PM (g3rvw)

60 44 Can you imagine the tails of terror we would hear if the Biden’s dogs could talk? Or if they started their own blog on the White House site?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



You can find them at a doggie opium den, trying to dull the horror. Very sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 10:25 PM (xA5g+)

61 It slightly irritates me that banjo kid is more naturally fluid through transitions on the banjo than I am.

That kid and the kid working on the concrete sidewalk are very impressive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:26 PM (rWGyP)

62 Here in 2024, "Pistol Packin' Mama" might be interpreted *very* differently by some folks.
Posted by: Dr. T

W.C. Fields and Mae West both look at you funny.

Posted by: When Miklos' grandfather was allowed to laugh at May 03, 2024 10:27 PM (g3rvw)

63 I am off to bed. I hope y’all received your refund and / or zoo animal. The pet thread should be lit going forward!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u/mEj)

64 34 Love the Noem meme. Stupid bint. If you have to do it, shoot it, shovel it and shut up about it -- forever.

The Too Much Information Generation.
Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)

That meme is funnier than fuq ...

Posted by: browndog gives Ms. Noem a wide berth at May 03, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa)

65 Captain Marvel comic: Billy Batson has a valet? Wasn't he, like, a newsboy street urchin or something?

And where can we find the rest of that story?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Shazam! at May 03, 2024 10:27 PM (RLsaS)

66 41 Kid gets to use a screed and a trowel. Luxury! Why, in my day, we used our bare, bleeding hands to pat the concrete into place, and put the final finish on with our tongues!

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at May 03, 2024 10:15 PM
***
Real concrete?! Luxury! In my day, we spray painted the dirt gray and used the tusk of a live narwhal to smooth it out.

Posted by: A Different Yorkshireman at May 03, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

67 >>> 50 25
Really? Then why is there a giraffe in my front yard?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10

That is because I volunteered to process all the refunds for the time down and we ran out of money.
Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u/mEj)

Well shit. Can I take *my* refund in the form of a sheep? Maybe two sheeps, since they're smaller than giraffes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 10:28 PM (llON8)

68 Yesterday the discussion was how long before Mr. Zebra became Cougar food....someone noted zebras can seriously f up lions.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)


Too many people assume "herbivore" means "gentle and relatively harmless".

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:28 PM (g0Y4p)

69 You can find them at a doggie opium den, trying to dull the horror. Very sad.
Posted by: Puddleglum

If they had opposable thumbs they would have blown their brains out years ago.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 03, 2024 10:29 PM (vJiyU)

70 The blog went down and I got a pet giraffe. Dass right!

Wait, they sell giraffe chow at the store, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10:29 PM (u73oe)

71

There was nobody at the blackout blog, either.

https://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 10:29 PM (63Dwl)

72 Yesterday the discussion was how long before Mr. Zebra became Cougar food....someone noted zebras can seriously f up lions.

They'll do a number on a Chevy Tahoe. It's not good for the zebra, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 10:29 PM (dZVON)

73 I don't think ten bucks for an adult onesie with a collar is a good deal/

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (D7oie)

74 Saw a clever meme of Denethor as Biden

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (n/1xr)

75 67 Well shit. Can I take *my* refund in the form of a sheep? Maybe two sheeps, since they're smaller than giraffes?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 1

Hmmm…I think I sent you a penguin.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (u/mEj)

76 Dateline: North Bend, WA.
Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty

Yesterday the discussion was how long before Mr. Zebra became Cougar food....someone noted zebras can seriously f up lions.
Posted by: Some Rat

Marlon Perkins: Here we see Jim trying to coax the zebra into a cage. He’s getting closer and, … what! Get away, Jim! That zebra has a rifle! Bang! Whew, that was close! One of the native porters was winged, but another is trying to ride him and take the gun away. The zebra is bucking and … the porter is down by a tranq dart! The zebra is getting away, with his rifle!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)

77 wel then, innit?

g'night my jolly Hordelings O!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (tQtDb)

78 Captain Marvel comic: Billy Batson has a valet? Wasn't he, like, a newsboy street urchin or something?

And where can we find the rest of that story?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Shazam! at May 03, 2024 10:27 PM (RLsaS)


You think you're confused? I thought he was a she!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (g0Y4p)

79 Is that the official emergency blog?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (/7KEl)

80 Yes, Pixy was laughing his ass off at Ace.

Good to know that some things never change.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Still arguing over the crocs and messenger bags are they?

Garrett should mediate, but I suspect xe wants IT ALL.

Posted by: Miklos thinks a time out is in order at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (g3rvw)

81 Too many people assume "herbivore" means "gentle and relatively harmless".

Oh, what a cute bison. I'm gonna pet him.

Posted by: Soon to be extinct at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (CsUN+)

82 You think you're confused? I thought he was a she!

Lot of kids have that problem these days when confronted with a mirror.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

83 Pixy did show up this afternoon in one of the threads saying the server had pooped itself. Not quite the exact wording but close enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (xA5g+)

84 >>> 75
==
Hmmm…I think I sent you a penguin.
Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (u/mEj)

Phooey.

Maybe I can trade it to Duncanthrax for something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 10:32 PM (llON8)

85 Hubby was watching Baby Reindeer. Ugh. Sad, gross, terrible - at least the parts I watched.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 10:32 PM (n/1xr)

86 I expected Banjo Chicken to actually do something.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

87 I don't think ten bucks for an adult onesie with a collar is a good deal/
Posted by: Kindltot

Agree

Posted by: 10 bucks will buy a handle of Valu-Rite at May 03, 2024 10:32 PM (g3rvw)

88 Oh, what a cute bison. I'm gonna pet him.
Posted by: Soon to be extinct

A Fluffy Cow as it were.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)

89 75 67 Well shit. Can I take *my* refund in the form of a sheep? Maybe two sheeps, since they're smaller than giraffes?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 1

Hmmm…I think I sent you a penguin.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM
***
I'll take two narwhals please. Can they live with penguins?

Posted by: TRex at May 03, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

90 84 >>> 75
==
Hmmm…I think I sent you a penguin.
Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:30 PM (u/mEj)

Phooey.

Maybe I can trade it to Duncanthrax for something.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Drats. All I got was a dry leaf

Posted by: Charlie Brown at May 03, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)

91 Wait, so Captain Marvel, the Girl Power hero from a year or two ago, was massively racist not too long ago?

Ah. Makes sense now. No wonder they chose that character that no one cared about. Someone knew about that old comic and thought it would be a funny joke to push that specific hero onto the public.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:34 PM (rWGyP)

92 Btw, that light workout - I get tired just watching it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 10:34 PM (n/1xr)

93 Oh, what a cute bison. I'm gonna pet him.
Posted by: Soon to be extinct at May 03, 2024 10:31 PM (CsUN+)


Yeah, I had that thought once too, when I was 12 and our family took a summer vacation out West. Then a herd of them surrounded our car. Survived but kept our distance after that.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 10:34 PM (g0Y4p)

94 And where can we find the rest of that story?

Oh, oops, never mind. Just saw the link.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Shazam! at May 03, 2024 10:34 PM (RLsaS)

95 Attention all fairy tale things had me laughing out loud.
I

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at May 03, 2024 10:35 PM (rKyZg)

96 Hmmm…I think I sent you a penguin.
Posted by: Piper

Piker

Ben Had sent me a PONY!

Sent it back because-

-NOT PINK

-NO SPARKLIES

-POOPED NON-SKITTLES

Posted by: Miklos was Dissapoint at May 03, 2024 10:35 PM (g3rvw)

97 when I was seven or eight, my great-aunt needed her sidewalk replaced, and my mom and dad, aunts and uncles and cousins and relations got together to pour her a new one.

If you want to know how many advanced academic degrees and professional certificates it took to lay a crappy sidewalk, I would have to say: "all of them, apparently"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)

98 You know it's a good ONT When you get caught up in the content.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

99 Sent it back because-

-NOT PINK

-NO SPARKLIES

-POOPED NON-SKITTLES
===
✅ ghey
✅ lame

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

100 Also $10 in 1979 would be worth $400 or so dollars today. Probably $500+ since inflation calculators have refused to take the last four years into account.

For example, did you know $100 in 2021 is the equivalent to $115 today?

in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/2021

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:37 PM (rWGyP)

101 I expected Banjo Chicken to actually do something.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

*hums "Mr. Bojangles" with banjo accompaniment while checking the Bojangles fried chicken menu*

Posted by: Miklos is always a bit peckish at May 03, 2024 10:38 PM (g3rvw)

102 You know it's a good ONT When you get caught up in the content.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

——————-

Did you get a zoo animal though?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 10:38 PM (u73oe)

103 & you can sing Dickens' "Jabberwocky" to the tune of Greensleeves

& you can sing the words of "O my darling Clementine" to Beethoven's "Ode to Joy".

try it!


& now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 10:39 PM (tQtDb)

104 I expected Banjo Chicken to actually do something.

--

Banjo chicken remained on that boys shoulder for the entire video.

For a chicken, that truly was something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:39 PM (rWGyP)

105 ✅ ghey
✅ lame
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Posted by: Miklos, so totally busted at May 03, 2024 10:39 PM (g3rvw)

106 You can also sing Emily Dickinson's poems to "Amazing Grace."
Posted by: pookysgirl, actually using her Poetry class for once at May 03, 2024 10:06 PM (dtlDP)


And "The Yellow Rose of Texas"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

107 lol kindltot

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 10:40 PM (tQtDb)

108 A Fluffy Cow as it were.
Posted by: Tonypete

Imagine a perfectly spherical cow

Posted by: Stacey or Fanni, the choice is YOURS at May 03, 2024 10:41 PM (g3rvw)

109 Not you, the pony!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

110 And where can we find the rest of that story?

Oh, oops, never mind. Just saw the link.


Well, poop. Every page I open also opens a new tab with what my virusware says is "malvertising." Not worth it.

The history of how the big red cheese ended up as "Shazam" at DC comics and Marvel acquired the "Captain Marvel" name is convoluted. Much less how Marvel's original "Captain Mar-Vell of the Kree" ended up as Brie Larson.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Shazamski! at May 03, 2024 10:42 PM (RLsaS)

111 If you want to know how many advanced academic degrees and professional certificates it took to lay a crappy sidewalk, I would have to say: "all of them, apparently"
Posted by: Kindltot

Life Experience accepted!

Transfer credits from lesser institutions too!

Posted by: University of Miklos at May 03, 2024 10:43 PM (g3rvw)

112 Captain Mar-Vell

--

Dang, that would've been awesome if the white guy was Captain Marvel and the black guy was Captain Mar-Vell

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:44 PM (rWGyP)

113 I don't really trust helicopters. I understand airplanes enough, that being my job and all, and I'm very comfortable with air travel. But helicopters seem too contraptiony. All of them, give me a looney toons, Donald Duck wacking himself in the head with a board while bopping about going Hooot-a-hooot-hooot-HONK!-HONK! sounds kind of feeling. I don't feel confident about things.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 10:44 PM (Y6IkP)

114 A man's love is mighty,
He'll even buy a nightie,
For a gal that he thinks is fun,
But they don't buy pajamas,
For pistol packin' mamas,
Oh you can't get a man with a gun!

"Annie Get Your Gun"
words & music by Irving Berlin

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 10:44 PM (NLIak)

115 Sent it back because-

-NOT PINK

-NO SPARKLIES

-POOPED NON-SKITTLES
Posted by: Miklos was Dissapoint at May 03, 2024 10:35 PM (g3rvw)

Well, what flavor were they?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)

116 I don't think ten bucks for an adult onesie with a collar is a good deal/
Posted by: Kindltot
=========================
Face it: You want one as bad as I do. The picnic tablecloth print is on sale. Also, I can pretty much guarantee those bad-boys are made in the U!S!ofA!
Does anyone know what site that is? it looks way different than Amazon.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 03, 2024 10:45 PM (lPeS+)

117 NBC is calling the terrorist groupies at UCLA antiwar protesters. Nazi Broadcasting Corp.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Hinterwäldler at May 03, 2024 10:47 PM (i7KoL)

118 Addendum:

But not Captain Mar-Vell in a teasing Democrat "less than" way. Captain Mar-Vell in a cool Rudy Ray Moore / Shaft character kind of way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:47 PM (rWGyP)

119
🏒 DAL @ LSV no score, end 1st

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)

120 Give that kid with the banjo a few more years, and he will be absolutely fantastic. And the kid smoothing cement -- he's ready now.

The RenFaire battle made me a little nervous. Steel, live steel. I know those swords were blunted, but the XO and I played with the SCA for several years. He would be black and blue and moaning in pain after practice, just using big sticks wrapped with duct tape.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at May 03, 2024 10:47 PM (ET1Q8)

121 I don't really trust helicopters.
=====================
Did you know helicopters can't actually fly?




They're so ugly, the ground naturally repels them.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (lPeS+)

122 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (9yWhg)

123 Hello, everyone. AoS are the best people. I'd say more but I can't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (CHHv1)

124 Auto Rotate is not a kinky sex thing.

I'm guessing a serious brown stinky smell in that chopper.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)

125 Well, what flavor were they?
Posted by: OrangeEnt


The coprophilia curious come out at nite.

Posted by: Count Miklos, SCARY KEEDS, really scary at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (g3rvw)

126 Saw a clever meme of Denethor as Biden
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Denethor was not evil in the actual book. Just had gone crazy looking into the Seeing Stone and Sauron tormented him because of it.
The movie made his seem like Nixon.

Biden is a nasty, evil lying MF. Whichever one is out there at any moment because there are sometimes Biden doubles wearing masks.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (tjZg/)

127 Oh I should mention that dogs are incredibly wonderful beings, and cats are demons sent to torture us.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

128 I'm guessing a serious brown stinky smell in that chopper.
Posted by: Diogenes

You think that is a problem?

Posted by: Miklos, unfortunate owner of a Hungarian hovercraft at May 03, 2024 10:50 PM (g3rvw)

129 Gingham rompers for men. I guess wharfside rough-trade rent boys were a thing even in the old days.

ConInc is always difficult to draw out about exactly what it is they want to conserve. Well, when they close their eyes and imagine the American legacy they want to revive, all they see is that ad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2024 10:51 PM (0FoWg)

130 island

iswater


isobar. Yeah!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)

131
Well, it's Saturday night and I just got paid
Fool about my money, don't try to save
My heart say "Go go, have a time"
'Cause Saturday night and I'm feel fine

I'm gonna rock it up
I'm gonna rip it up
I'm gonna shake it up
Gonna ball it up
I'm gonna rock it up
Have a ball tonight

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 10:52 PM (lCWOD)

132 GINGHAM STYLE!

That was the song, right?

(I'm out, y'all have fun)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:52 PM (rWGyP)

133 I thought helicopters flew because they beat the air into submission.

Posted by: TRex at May 03, 2024 10:52 PM (IQ6Gq)

134 hey everybody...hey

Posted by: elly at May 03, 2024 10:55 PM (W0p4y)

135 130 isogloss!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)

136 >>> Auto Rotate is not a kinky sex thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)

Waaaay back in my teenage years I was at a mcdonalds and there was a girl close to my age running the cash/order machine. Anyway, she went to get my drink and when she came back with it she said, "I sorry sir, you'll need to wait while we rotate your nuggets". I gave her a funny look and we both lost it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 10:56 PM (Y6IkP)

137 The coprophilia curious come out at nite.
Posted by: Count Miklos, SCARY KEEDS, really scary at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (g3rvw)

They might have just been chocolate skittles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2024 10:57 PM (0eaVi)

138 Sean Connery wore a baby blue romper in Goldfinger

https://tinyurl.com/ymhysac6

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 10:57 PM (/7KEl)

139 All things considered, the aches and pains congruent with retirement after a long very physically active career have been quite muted (knock wood). With luck, this will continue.

My ginger, otoh, while not suffering unduly, DOES really feel said after effects much more than I.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2024 10:59 PM (hKoQL)

140 island

iswater


isobar. Yeah!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Hungarian-

Island-sziget

Water-viz

You Englishter speakers is funny

Posted by: Miklos, again suggesting Hungarian as a Sekrit language for the Burning Times at May 03, 2024 10:59 PM (g3rvw)

141 Sorry I'm late, I was recording an audio version of The Urban Dictionary for my parrot.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 03, 2024 10:59 PM (F34rQ)

142 Did the women vs bears controversy get any mileage at the AoSHQ?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 11:00 PM (lhenN)

143 Welcome to the #RompLife:

https://www.romphim.com/

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2024 11:00 PM (0FoWg)

144 They might have just been chocolate skittles.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

*sends FedEx overnight package*

Posted by: Miklos, who is like Mikey in terms of what he will, but sometimes NO at May 03, 2024 11:01 PM (g3rvw)

145 is the water going backwards, or does it just look that way?
https://tinyurl.com/mdr6jrmp

Posted by: elly at May 03, 2024 11:01 PM (W0p4y)

146 Thanks weird Dave. Weird as always.,..

I'll be over here if anybody needs me...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 11:01 PM (l4B/J)

147 132 GINGHAM STYLE!

That was the song, right?
(I'm out, y'all have fun)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 10:52 PM (rWGyP)

Gangam Style. One the better one-off cultural phenomenon songs.

Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:02 PM (Unmm2)

148 Wishing a Most Blessed Sabbath and Holy Pascha to the Orthodox Christians of the Horde.

Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 03, 2024 11:02 PM (hm5mh)

149 >>Welcome to the #RompLife:
---


that might be the gayest thing ever

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)

150 I'm guessing a serious brown stinky smell in that chopper.
Posted by: Diogenes

First helicopter ride was into my first fire working for the Forest Service. Pilot was a Vietnam vet. Twenty minutes of tree top level flying like Charlie was shooting at him. Crew chief said he did that every time he had rookies on board. I'm not a fan.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 03, 2024 11:04 PM (i7KoL)

151 Waaaay back in my teenage years I was at a mcdonalds and there was a girl close to my age running the cash/order machine. Anyway, she went to get my drink and when she came back with it she said, "I sorry sir, you'll need to wait while we rotate your nuggets". I gave her a funny look and we both lost it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 10:56 PM (Y6IkP)


Reminds me...
Some years ago I was looking for a gift for my dad after he moved into his new home. I was at a store that had house stuff and saw a collection of door knockers.
The sales girl asked if she could help me.
(I know...you can see it coming but this is a true story)
I looked at her and said I'd like to look over her knockers.
She stood there staring at me, then burst out laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:04 PM (W/lyH)

152 I'll be over here if anybody needs me...
Posted by: Muldoon

CALLING DR. FINE, DR. MULDOON, DR. HOWARD

Posted by: Miklos, neglected sixth Stooge at May 03, 2024 11:04 PM (g3rvw)

153 >Sean Connery wore a baby blue romper in Goldfinger

That is something Ian Fleming would wear. People must have found him to be unmanly, but have to revise upward after talking for a while.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 11:05 PM (lhenN)

154 rentboys have always been a thing ... I remember Mrs Eez chatting with one pre-dawn as we were picking up another couple over by north pier terminal, (back 4 or 5 decades ago); he remarked to her that I was cute; what I found memorable about it all was the little butterfly knife that he had,( about half the size of the knives I was carrying); he could open & close that little thing while walking it from finger to finger across his hand, back&forth left&right ... a useful skill I betcha in the rentboy trade to keep everything ... what? ... not too weird/kinky?

he bummed a Kool from me as he departed ... lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 11:05 PM (tQtDb)

155 146 *tries to think of possible limerick using the word “dilligrout”*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:06 PM (9yWhg)

156 >>> You think that is a problem?
Posted by: Miklos, unfortunate owner of a Hungarian hovercraft at May 03, 2024 10:50 PM (g3rvw)


Well next time buy a designer bouquet of our ocean breeze scented eels. Or are you in the mood for woodsy morays? Maybe try our delectable citrus congers?

Posted by: banana Dream's EEL AROMA OUTLET at May 03, 2024 11:07 PM (Y6IkP)

157 Are there absolute mental and psychological differences between women and men?

Further research is clearly required.

And I'm just the guy to do it.

Posted by: Miklos, noting how men and women regard the Three Stooges at May 03, 2024 11:07 PM (g3rvw)

158 Waaaay back in my teenage years I was at a mcdonalds and there was a girl close to my age running the cash/order machine. Anyway, she went to get my drink and when she came back with it she said, "I sorry sir, you'll need to wait while we rotate your nuggets". I gave her a funny look and we both lost it.
Posted by: banana Dream

After a HS play we all went to an ice cream parlor and while ordering a sundae, the lass behind the counter asked if I wanted my nuts crushed.

"No thank you."

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 11:08 PM (WXNFJ)

159 & now rly g'night

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 11:08 PM (tQtDb)

160 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 11:09 PM (tQtDb)

161 but have to revise upward after talking for a while.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Revise? Like, Up talking?

Posted by: Miklos, noting noting that uptalk is the Valley Girl of the 21st century at May 03, 2024 11:10 PM (g3rvw)

162 Good evening Muldoon.

I hope You and the Mrs are well. Are you at your cabin in the mountains?

I can see the Olympic Mountain range from here. Not as much snow as usual for this time of year. Might be a problem if fire season is long. But it's beautiful to see them across the water. I need to get out there and do some hiking this summer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 11:10 PM (1wZKM)

163 IG, good to see ya.

Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:10 PM (Unmm2)

164 *sends FedEx overnight package*
Posted by: Miklos, who is like Mikey in terms of what he will, but sometimes NO at May 03, 2024 11:01 PM (g3rvw)

Darn porch pirate took it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2024 11:11 PM (0eaVi)

165 Went for post-surgical checkup on Thursday. The doc said the wounds had sort-of stalled out healing, so he took out what looked like thin fireplace matches and swabbed the wounds. Cauterizing them. Yeah, slapped hot iron on them, chemically. Modern science.

Hate to leave this lively Friday night chatfest, but have to get my beauty rest. Got nothing scheduled for tomorrow, save the prayer and coffee thread and the pet thread. Would sleep late, but unfortunately, Daisy Doggo will rouse me out of bed at 6:30 on the dot, as she does every day. Did I say unfortunately? I meant happily. We like our early-morning jaunt. Yes we do!

https://youtu.be/GOHofU8CQYs

g'night y'all

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - hittin' the hay at May 03, 2024 11:11 PM (RLsaS)

166 After a HS play we all went to an ice cream parlor and while ordering a sundae, the lass behind the counter asked if I wanted my nuts crushed.

"No thank you."

Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Tonypete

Very wise for one so young.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at May 03, 2024 11:11 PM (g3rvw)

167 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

168 I could easily do the light workout but I'm too tired this evening. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (mH6SG)

169 Prayers for continued healing MWW.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 03, 2024 11:14 PM (i7KoL)

170 only been in a helichopper once - local airshow, they were giving 15 minute rides in a Huey, paid for me and my grandson to have a flight. Damn! That has to be like the street-raw Harley of helicopters - you get strapped in, and what I remember most is the noise level! Even shouting you could not be heard by the person sitting next to you - and then when it took a turn, you looked out the open side door straight down at the ground and trees beneath you, because they laid it on it's side to make a big sweeping turn. That was a hell of a ride!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 11:14 PM (S6gqv)

171 167 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw

Turn off JavaScript and the ads disappear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 11:15 PM (1wZKM)

172 I hope You and the Mrs are well. Are you at your cabin in the mountains?

********

We are indeed. Beautiful scenery, not many people around. We celebrate Missus M's birthday here every year. Yesterday was homemade sourdough pizza dough pizza and strawbe. Surprised heer with a blast Happy birthday trxt message at a set time yesterday, multitude of friends and family blew up her phone. great fun.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 11:15 PM (l4B/J)

173 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)


I use Brave. So far it avoids most ads, though it also blocks certain uploads, so I use a different browser to do those.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 11:16 PM (D7oie)

174 Well next time buy a designer bouquet of our ocean breeze scented eels. Or are you in the mood for woodsy morays? Maybe try our delectable citrus congers?
Posted by: banana Dream's EEL AROMA OUTLET

Thank you, but I have some similar products on order from Gwynneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Miklos only ordered the Travel Sixe at May 03, 2024 11:16 PM (g3rvw)

175 I use brave. Harv is the only one which gets through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 11:17 PM (di6C2)

176 173 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

yeah, that's a relatively new one, I hate it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (S6gqv)

177 Surprised heer with a blast Happy birthday trxt message at a set time yesterday, multitude of friends and family blew up her phone. great fun.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 11:15 PM (l4B/J)


Well played!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH)

178 WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (/7KEl)

179 >>> First helicopter ride was into my first fire working for the Forest Service. Pilot was a Vietnam vet. Twenty minutes of tree top level flying like Charlie was shooting at him. Crew chief said he did that every time he had rookies on board. I'm not a fan.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 03, 2024 11:04 PM (i7KoL)


It unnecessarily fatigues the aircraft. NOE flying is about the worst thing you can do if you want to extend the life of your aircraft. And some aircraft used in the forestry service already have years behind them. Not worth it for a gag. It is hard to convince people of this. It's also hard to convince them that getting up in altitude to cruise for even for short sorties reduces turbulence gust intensity also helping to extend structure life. Even accounting for greater pressurization cycles.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 11:20 PM (Y6IkP)

180 Saw on X tonight - there's a pro-Hamas demonstration totally disrupting John Hopkins in Baltimore, and the hospital wants it to end - except Gangsta Mayor has refused to allow any police to respond, and in fact is cheering on the protestors himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)

181 Ed Dutton (similar voice and cadence to Fleming) is casting-central for a stuffy British academic. He is 99% that. He mentioned off-hand that he was playing Iron Maiden on his electric guitar, and his dog took this to be close enough to howling, and joined in. Deciding that "this guy isn't so bad after all" is what meeting Fleming would be like.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 11:23 PM (lhenN)

182 123 Hello, everyone. AoS are the best people. I'd say more but I can't.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 10:48 PM (CHHv1)

Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 03, 2024 11:24 PM (F34rQ)

183 >>>WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (/7KEl)

I'm sure that was some real consolation for Al Gore for coming so close but not actually being president. Kind of like Hillary.

Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:25 PM (Unmm2)

184 180 Saw on X tonight - there's a pro-Hamas demonstration totally disrupting John Hopkins in Baltimore, and the hospital wants it to end - except Gangsta Mayor has refused to allow any police to respond, and in fact is cheering on the protestors himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo



I'm sure there won't be any unintentional consequences stemming from this. /s

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM (xA5g+)

185 Good night all!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM (l4B/J)

186 180 Saw on X tonight - there's a pro-Hamas demonstration totally disrupting John Hopkins in Baltimore, and the hospital wants it to end - except Gangsta Mayor has refused to allow any police to respond, and in fact is cheering on the protestors himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)

At least the protestors dont have far to go when they get their asses run over by somebody needing to get to the hospital asap

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM (+I6Y/)

187 173 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

When I switched from Chrome to Brave it stopped. For this very reason I only access Ace through Brave.

Posted by: Sharon W at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM (Z41Px)

188 Biden awards the Medal of Freedom to Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:29 PM (/7KEl)

189 WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (/7KEl)


Well, it is not like Biden could make Albert Gore a Senator AGAiN. Caligula only made Incitatus a Senator once after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)

190 I'm sure that was some real consolation for Al Gore for coming so close but not actually being president. Kind of like Hillary.
Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:25 PM (Unmm2)


Well, after the Supreme Court decision, Gore went and grew a beard, wrote a book, had a movie made from it and had his chakra read during a "massage". I don't think Hillary grew a beard but who knows?

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 11:30 PM (emlEe)

191 The full list of Friday's recipients:
Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg The Rev. Gregory Boyle Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) Former North Carolina Republican Sen. Elizabeth Dole Phil Donahue Former Vice President Al Gore Clarence Jones Former Secretary of State John Kerry Katie Ledecky Opal Lee Ellen Ochoa Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) Jane Rigby Teresa Romero Judy Shepard Michelle Yeoh

Posthumous recipients:
Medgar Wiley Evers Former New Jersey Democratic Sen. Frank Lautenberg Jim Thorpe

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:31 PM (/7KEl)

192 I'm sure that was some real consolation for Al Gore for coming so close but not actually being president. Kind of like Hillary.
Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:25 PM (Unmm2)


Fu*k him!
His consolation prize was millions promoting the global warming bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)

193 I don't think Hillary grew a beard but who knows?
Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 11:30 PM (emlEe)



she has had one for years.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)

194 These goalies are no fun- they won't let anybody score


0-0 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:32 PM (/7KEl)

195 185 Goodnight, Muldoon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:33 PM (9yWhg)

196 G'night Muldoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)

197 Oh, yeah, and Gore got divorced, too. Definitely not a 'coattail' Hillary move. It's not that's she riding on Blow Job Billy's presidential coattails, she's riding on his personality coattails as she has none. Neither does Gore, for that matter. A matched pair of preachy bookends.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 11:34 PM (emlEe)

198 187 173 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

When I switched from Chrome to Brave it stopped. For this very reason I only access Ace through Brave.
Posted by: Sharon W at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM (Z41Px)

Using Duck duck go, I wouldn't see the adds, but the browser seemed to act like they were there and covering the "Post" button, preventing me from commenting. On Chrome, I have to close the ads to expose the "Post" button, but at least they disappear for real when you mash the X.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 03, 2024 11:35 PM (F34rQ)

199 Lets all text Muldoon at 4:36 AM!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)

200 This is crazy game tonight, chances galore at both ends …

Posted by: browndog is no longer a Knight Who Says Ni at May 03, 2024 11:36 PM (TTAGa)

201 175 I use brave. Harv is the only one which gets through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 11:17 PM


That is because Harv is a brave man!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 11:37 PM (HlyYF)

202 I see those ads but close them pretty quickly. Didn't really check to see what they were.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 11:38 PM (xA5g+)

203 WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.
Posted by: Don Black

I on dat list?

Posted by: St. George Floyd at May 03, 2024 11:38 PM (g3rvw)

204 Kerry and Pelosi are two of the most odious greedheads & politicians this country has ever vomited forth, and now they get Presidential Medals Of Freedom

That decoration is worthless

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:40 PM (/7KEl)

205 Lets all text Muldoon at 4:36 AM!
Posted by: Diogenes

Umm

Posted by: Miklos would actually do that on the Tech thread at May 03, 2024 11:40 PM (g3rvw)

206 178 WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM


I would have put Gore's medal on some floating ice in the Arctic Ocean and told him that if he can swim to the location of the medal he can keep it.

Otherwise, no medal for your lying, huckster, anti-scientific a$$.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)

207 197 Oh, yeah, and Gore got divorced, too. Definitely not a 'coattail' Hillary move. It's not that's she riding on Blow Job Billy's presidential coattails, she's riding on his personality coattails as she has none. Neither does Gore, for that matter. A matched pair of preachy bookends.
Posted by: RickZ



Tipper could never release his 'chakra' like a younger gal could. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 11:40 PM (xA5g+)

208 Those adult leisure suit onesies are smooth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 11:41 PM (R4t5M)

209 Oh, yeah, and Gore got divorced, too.
--------
Curiously, Tipper developed a drinking problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 11:42 PM (XeU6L)

210 I see those ads but close them pretty quickly. Didn't really check to see what they were.
Posted by: Puddleglum

We are having items which are needful for you!

Posted by: Miklos from Qijangxao Light Industry Company Ltd. -only Best Qaulities! at May 03, 2024 11:42 PM (g3rvw)

211 Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 03, 2024 10:17 PM (KCc/j)



But it still goes un-spotted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 11:42 PM (8zz6B)

212 Carnival was my helicopter experiance. It was small, looked like a dragon fly from the front and vibrate. It was all canopy and the canopy parts were held together with little strips of metal. It was all loose, each pane shook on the other and the whole ship had its own vibration.

I was accustomed to loud machinery, cars, boats; but everything vibrating apart, in mid air. sheee

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:43 PM (lCWOD)

213 184 180 Saw on X tonight - there's a pro-Hamas demonstration totally disrupting John Hopkins in Baltimore, and the hospital wants it to end - except Gangsta Mayor has refused to allow any police to respond, and in fact is cheering on the protestors himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I'm sure there won't be any unintentional consequences stemming from this. /s

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 11:27 PM


My father made many, many trips to the ER in the last two years of his life.

If he was dying in my arms, waiting for access, I am pretty close to be giving the Nazis a whiff of the grape!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

214 I still feel good that Gore, Kerry and Hillary weren't pres. Those all fucked with the left. I really didn't lose sleep over Dole, Romney and McCain.

Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:45 PM (Unmm2)

215 Those adult leisure suit onesies are smooth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Triple knit recycled polyester, baby.

Posted by: the Triple knit recycled polyester Manufacturer's Association at May 03, 2024 11:45 PM (g3rvw)

216 Eff Baltimore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:45 PM (9yWhg)

217 Tipper could never release his 'chakra' like a younger gal could. Funny how that works.
Posted by: Puddleglum
---------------------------

I think Tipper was the normal one of the group.
When she caught him slipping around that was it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:45 PM (lCWOD)

218 disrupting John Hopkins in Baltimore, and the hospital wants it to end - except Gangsta Mayor has refused to allow any police to respond, and in fact is cheering on the protestors himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo

"room to destroy"

-Mayor of Bawlimer

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at May 03, 2024 11:46 PM (g3rvw)

219 Maryland to rename invasive Snakehead fish in hopes of getting more people to eat it

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:48 PM (/7KEl)

220 National Park Service gives green light for RFK Stadium demolition

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:50 PM (/7KEl)

221 Hot L Baltimore

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

222 Maryland to rename invasive Snakehead fish in hopes of getting more people to eat it
Posted by: Don Black
-------
*?*

To what? 'Snakebutt'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 11:50 PM (XeU6L)

223 Who do I send pet thread pics to? I got a great timely one.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 11:51 PM (Y6IkP)

224 >>>Curiously, Tipper developed a drinking problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 11:42 PM (XeU6L)

It isn't really fair get into the family lives of the candidates.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 03, 2024 11:51 PM (Unmm2)

225 I thought they would have demo'd RFK may years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 11:52 PM (R4t5M)

226 Also-

On the ER topic

I have taken my 85 year old Old Mama to the ER on many occaisions.

She waits, because EMTALA says treatment, money or none, OK.

The infuriating part is that the ER is full of people who are clearly not local (I can speak Spanish if I want to) and so-

Americans who pay, wait.

"Newcomers" who have never paid and never will, hey, first come, first served.

Americans both wait, and pay.

This, in part, explains Trump.

Posted by: Miklos at May 03, 2024 11:52 PM (g3rvw)

227 >To what? 'Snakebutt'?


henceforth, this grotesque fish will be known as the 'Chesapeake Channa'

doesn't that sound delicious?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:53 PM (/7KEl)

228 many years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 11:53 PM (R4t5M)

229 Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 03, 2024 10:17 PM (KCc/j)



But it still goes un-spotted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No cause for arrest.

The zebra always crosses the street where the stripes are.

Always

Posted by: Miklos not from the RCMP at May 03, 2024 11:55 PM (g3rvw)

230 >> I thought they would have demo'd RFK may years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


article says the stadium hasn't been used since 2019
end of an era
team renamed, moved away, stadium to be torn down
the Washington 'Commanders' play home games in MD, and team facilities are in VA
f*** 'em

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:55 PM (/7KEl)

231 227 >To what? 'Snakebutt'?


henceforth, this grotesque fish will be known as the 'Chesapeake Channa'

doesn't that sound delicious?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:53 PM (/7KEl)

Chana is chickpea, as in Chana Masala.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 11:56 PM (ynpvh)

232 True history:

If Kamala's face looked the same as a snakehead's, she never would have been VP.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 11:56 PM (HlyYF)

233 banana Dream

I'm remembering the chopper as a Huey, so chances are it was a military surplus. Flew with him a couple more times. Uneventful except one fire flyover got a little bumpy. Guy survived the Nam so he probably had a bit of attitude regarding his mortality.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 03, 2024 11:56 PM (i7KoL)

234 229 Day Six, of the great Northwest Zebra hunt.
King County authorities believe they are getting closer.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 03, 2024 10:17 PM (KCc/j)



But it still goes un-spotted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No cause for arrest.

The zebra always crosses the street where the stripes are.

Always

Posted by: Miklos not from the RCMP at May 03, 2024 11:55 PM (g3rvw)

And keep setting off barcode scanner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)

235 Goodnight, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:57 PM (9yWhg)

236 saw Senators and Redskins games there many times
even went to the NFC title game when the Skins beat the 49ers

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:58 PM (/7KEl)

237 To what? 'Snakebutt'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

FACT CHECK

Mickey Spillane, despite online disinformation, did not write a novel titled "Snakebutt".

Maybe should have, but did not.

Posted by: Miklos, clearing that up for everybody at May 03, 2024 11:58 PM (g3rvw)

238 148 Wishing a Most Blessed Sabbath and Holy Pascha to the Orthodox Christians of the Horde.
Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 03, 2024 11:02 PM (hm5mh)

----------

Just don't go all iconoclastic on our ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 03, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)

239 It isn't really fair get into the family lives of the candidates.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 03, 2024 11:51 PM (Unmm2)


I have a paper from 1965 that was used as a drawer liner that has an article about how Luci Johnson wanted the press to leave her alone.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 12:00 AM (D7oie)

240 So, Maryland wants us to eat Zee bugz and Zee Snakefishez.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 12:00 AM (ynpvh)

241 Mark Hamill is a dick.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:00 AM (bo7UB)

242 238 148 Wishing a Most Blessed Sabbath and Holy Pascha to the Orthodox Christians of the Horde.
Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 03, 2024 11:02 PM (hm5mh)

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Just don't go all iconoclastic on our ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 03, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)

well, I don't want any idol time on my hands...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)

243 Curiously, Tipper developed a drinking problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 11:42 PM (XeU6L)

Well, someone should buy her a drink, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 12:02 AM (8zz6B)

244 241 Mark Hamill is a dick.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:00 AM (bo7UB)

He shoulda stuck with ice skating, like his sister, Dorothy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

245 Milkos, I'm some would tell you you're account is anecdotal, and possibly if not probably tinged with with bias or privilege. You just don't people who don't look like you the same access to the services you feel entitled to.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 04, 2024 12:04 AM (Unmm2)

246 >He shoulda stuck with ice skating, like his sister, Dorothy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)




man was she hot

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:04 AM (/7KEl)

247 I just called Darleen "Snakebutt" when she came on shift at the Waffle House.

I think she liked it, find out in about four hours.

Posted by: Miklos may have some 'splainin' to do at May 04, 2024 12:05 AM (g3rvw)

248 He shoulda stuck with ice skating, like his sister, Dorothy.

Posted by: jim

I read that as "struck"

Posted by: Tonya Harding at May 04, 2024 12:07 AM (g3rvw)

249 OK I see the address on the pet thread. I shoulda looked there first.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2024 12:07 AM (Y6IkP)

250 I think Tipper was the normal one of the group.
When she caught him slipping around that was it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:45 PM (lCWOD)


Except for her trying to put warning labels on albums. I remember Dee Snyder, from 'Twisted Sister', testified against that kind of artistic censorship. Others testified, too, I just don't remember any of their names.

No Democrat is worth a shit. Not one.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)

251 man was she hot
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:04 AM (/7KEl)

-----------

To her credit, she was the Hamill who didn't appear in Corvette Summer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:08 AM (bo7UB)

252 man was she hot
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:04 AM (/7KEl)

Hot, and accessible, and only a little cray-cray.

Posted by: Tonya Harding at May 04, 2024 12:08 AM (8zz6B)

253 Milkos, I'm some would tell you you're account is anecdotal, and possibly if not probably tinged with with bias or privilege. You just don't people who don't look like you the same access to the services you feel entitled to.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 04, 2024 12:04 AM (Unmm2)

Ummm

Posted by: Miklos likes your cool hash at May 04, 2024 12:09 AM (g3rvw)

254 Seen a soccer game at RFK Stadium. Watching those Redskins teams of the 80s at RFK must have been a blast. Site line wise, seemed to be a pretty good stadium. It's a National Landmark, I believe and on Federal Land, which is most of DC. That's why it has taken so long to take it down. Many many many many layers of bureaucracy. Plus, corruption. And bureaucracy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 12:10 AM (aKh6S)

255 222 Maryland to rename invasive Snakehead fish in hopes of getting more people to eat it
Posted by: Don Black


Pisces Carvilleanus.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2024 12:10 AM (PiwSw)

256 >No Democrat is worth a shit. Not one.
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but they are racking up those Presidential Medals Of Freedom!

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:10 AM (/7KEl)

257 Giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Pelosi is like giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2024 12:13 AM (PiwSw)

258 Van Andel of Amway fame choppers out to the lake house..always thought he should get a Huey...you know when to get the coffee going

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2024 12:14 AM (+I6Y/)

259 To her credit, she was the Hamill who didn't appear in Corvette Summer.
Posted by: Cicero

Neither did I, so we have something in common.

Posted by: Miklos. working a pickup line suitable for that era at May 04, 2024 12:14 AM (g3rvw)

260 >Watching those Redskins teams of the 80s at RFK must have been a blast. Site line wise, seemed to be a pretty good stadium.
---


well, it was a baseball stadium where they also played football- early season Redskins games, part of the field was on the dirt infield for baseball

when the Senators left for Texas, they finally got a nice natural turf field for football

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:15 AM (/7KEl)

261 Maryland to rename invasive Snakehead fish in hopes of getting more people to eat it
Posted by: Don Black
-------
*?*

To what? 'Snakebutt'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 11:50 PM (XeU6L)


In Mur'lan'? Snakecakes. Fry breaded mixed seafood anything, call it a cake, and it will sell. Even better if you have a sliced soft roll on which to place it.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 12:15 AM (emlEe)

262 Giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Pelosi is like giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

*last...gasping...laugh*

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at May 04, 2024 12:16 AM (g3rvw)

263 Wishing a Most Blessed Sabbath and Holy Pascha to the Orthodox Christians of the Horde.

May their beards remain well-oiled and fragrant.

Posted by: Beard Balm of the Saints at May 04, 2024 12:16 AM (dHfdx)

264 VEGAS 1 DAL 0 3RD

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:17 AM (/7KEl)

265 Americans both wait, and pay.

This, in part, explains Trump.
Posted by: Miklos

My mother began her RN career in the ER in 1954. She stayed there until 1984 when she took a position teaching trauma nursing at the hospital 's nursing school. One of the few times anything negative came out of her mouth was her statement that she had become tired of being a social worker. She commented once about growing up poor. Dirt poor during the thirties but they always worked hard and never took a handout. She didn't see the poor who started flooding the ERs in the same light. She was a staunch Goldwater Republican while dad was an FDR Democrat. Political discussions in our family were rare. She would have loved Trump.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 04, 2024 12:17 AM (i7KoL)

266 Would like to go back to a day when women were lovely and endearing rather than hot.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 04, 2024 12:19 AM (Unmm2)

267 263 Wishing a Most Blessed Sabbath and Holy Pascha to the Orthodox Christians of the Horde.

May their beards remain well-oiled and fragrant.
Posted by: Beard Balm of the Saints at May 04, 2024 12:16 AM (dHfdx)

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Hope the censers don't see this comment.

Censers. Get it?

Yeah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:19 AM (bo7UB)

268
Hot

adj

synonyms: lovely, endearing

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:23 AM (/7KEl)

269 Except for her trying to put warning labels on albums. I remember Dee Snyder, from 'Twisted Sister', testified against that kind of artistic censorship. Others testified, too, I just don't remember any of their names.

No Democrat is worth a shit. Not one.
Posted by: RickZ
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There's a lot of music that should be restricted to those over 21 years of age.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 12:23 AM (lCWOD)

270 Hope the censers don't see this comment.

Censers. Get it?

Yeah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:19 AM (bo7UB)


Swing and a miss?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2024 12:24 AM (PiwSw)

271 270 Hope the censers don't see this comment.

Censers. Get it?

Yeah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:19 AM (bo7UB)

Swing and a miss?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2024 12:24 AM (PiwSw)


OK, that was a thurible pun.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, OK, I had to look that one up at May 04, 2024 12:26 AM (PiwSw)

272 I traveled from Norfolk to D.C., staying with extended 'family', to see NASL's 1980 Soccer Bowl between the NY Cosmos and the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers. Cosmos won 3-Nil. I have only ever bought one athlete's poster and it was Franz Beckenbauer. He was wearing a Cosmos kit, not Bayern's nor the German national team's uniform. So I got to see him play in RFK Stadium in the Cosmos strip. That was cool. Amazing player.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 12:26 AM (emlEe)

273 Mark Hamill is just ticked because "Corvette Summer" didn't lead to 40 some years of sequels

Posted by: azjaeger at May 04, 2024 12:28 AM (3/XaG)

274 Mark Hamill is just ticked because "Corvette Summer" didn't lead to 40 some years of sequels

The only reason it didn't happen is that the movie starred Mark Hamill.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 04, 2024 12:32 AM (dZVON)

275 There's a lot of music that should be restricted to those over 21 years of age.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 12:23 AM (lCWOD)


They censored Elvis from the waste down on tv. Who sets the line? I don't want August Rodan's statuary banned because of its nudity. That's why I'm not a fan of this new Holocaust law. To me, it's a matter of free speech, even crap I don't like. Government censors that, I can be next.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 12:33 AM (emlEe)

276 83 >>>WASHINGTON — President Biden honored former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Olympic champion swimmer Katie Ledecky and former Vice President Al Gore with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Friday, along with 16 other American luminaries.
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 11:18 PM (/7KEl)

I'm sure that was some real consolation for Al Gore for coming so close but not actually being president. Kind of like Hillary.
Posted by: hart at May 03, 2024 11:25 PM (Unmm2)

Contender for comment of the week.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 04, 2024 12:33 AM (hKmDN)

277 Mark Hamill is just ticked because "Corvette Summer" didn't lead to 40 some years of sequels
Posted by: azjaeger

Forty. Summer, Corvette.

Beau was born in the back seat of that Corvette, emergency C-class eight cylinder birth. Right where I got it on in the back seat with my wife...Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Excerpts from "Scranton Joe, Fat", a memoir at May 04, 2024 12:34 AM (g3rvw)

278 First helicopter flight? CH-46 Flying off the USS Iwo Jima in early 83... to Beirut to fix some electronics.

Not just a job.... a fucking adventure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2024 12:36 AM (xaFKb)

279 I wouldn't begin to compare Rodin to the the obscene and suggestive lyrics that are passed of as music today.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 12:37 AM (lCWOD)

280 They censored Elvis from the waste down on tv. Who sets the line? I don't want August Rodan's statuary banned because of its nudity. That's why I'm not a fan of this new Holocaust law. To me, it's a matter of free speech, even crap I don't like. Government censors that, I can be next.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 12:33 AM (emlEe)

Slippery slope of 'good intentions'. Congress shall make no law... but... this one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2024 12:38 AM (xaFKb)

281 LSV 2 DAL 0 final

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:39 AM (/7KEl)

282 Like Gojira, Rodan is a dark force of nature thag must be contained.

Posted by: Censor the Kaiju at May 04, 2024 12:40 AM (dHfdx)

283 Evening.

I'm up a bit late. Watched the original Mothra movie from '61 and then had to finish packing.

Mothra was freakin' great. Had never seen it before. Looked fantastic on bluray. Pretty decent story. Ended well. I'd totally bang the two foot tall midget twins. Interesting in that the city what gets torn up at the end is a sort of NYC analogue but with palm trees.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Oh, and I've seen the movie that the ONT is titled after. I think I saw it in high school, but I've seen it. Good jarb, WeirdDave. Good jarb.

Night.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2024 12:41 AM (1Yy3c)

284 57 Yesterday the discussion was how long before Mr. Zebra became Cougar food....

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Horny Helen Mirren has entered the chat...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 04, 2024 12:41 AM (ltGxn)

285 Mark Hamill is a dick.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 12:00 AM (bo7UB)

He shoulda stuck with ice skating, like his sister, Dorothy.

Fun fact: Mark Hamill only got the role of Luke Skywalker when his roommate and fellow struggling actor Robert Englund, showed him the script that his agent had given him and said "This sounds like a part for you."

In other words, Hamill became Luke because Freddy Krueger passed on the script.
Also, Lucas's people apparently thought Freddy Krueger was the look they were going for.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 12:42 AM (u/Zei)

286 Hillary and Gore: both of them, former Next Presidents

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:42 AM (/7KEl)

287 Like Gojira, Rodan is a dark force of nature thag must be contained.
Posted by: Censor the Kaiju

Come on.

Everybody likes Godzilla.

Posted by: Miklos, trying to sella Baby Godzilla film concept at May 04, 2024 12:44 AM (g3rvw)

288 https://youtu.be/g6za7fdFRpo?si=s-gDazVIkj6b4UjH

Phil Hartman was hilarious as a drunken (well, the true) Teddy Kennedy in this.

Miklos, you always tell some amazing stories, my solo brush with a celebrity was with Mike Dukakis and Kitty on my honeymoon back in April of '83.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 12:44 AM (Sgq8y)

289 Rick, wondering If you're familiar with the Sting from the early eighties. Lol soccer was going to be a thing then. Karl
-Heinz Granitza.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 12:45 AM (Unmm2)

290 Hillary and Gore: both of them, former Next Presidents
Posted by: Don Black

The famous phrase of many Ivory League graduates-

"great potential, all behind them"

Posted by: Miklos, this came from a Brit originally at May 04, 2024 12:48 AM (g3rvw)

291 Kong doesn't like Godzilla.

Also, the Japs don't much like him. Of course, that's probably just their xenophobia.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2024 12:48 AM (dHfdx)

292
Phil Hartman was hilarious as a drunken (well, the true) Teddy Kennedy in this.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Backatcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8

Posted by: Miklos, whose first vote was happy Reagan kid vote at May 04, 2024 12:52 AM (g3rvw)

293 The kid with the banjo and chicken on his shoulder is well worth the price of admission!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2024 12:52 AM (MeG8a)

294 You can also sing Emily Dickinson's poems to "Amazing Grace."
Posted by: pookysgirl, actually using her Poetry class for once


And now I'm hearing this to the Gilligan's Island tune:

Amazing Grace,
How sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.....

I probably have to go to Confession now.

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2024 12:53 AM (DgGvY)

295
Goodnight friends

Stay tuned for AoS After Dark, following this message from the good folks at Alcoa Aluminum

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 12:54 AM (/7KEl)

296 Dont get cocky, kid!

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2024 12:55 AM (+I6Y/)

297 >>>my solo brush with a celebrity was with Mike Dukakis and Kitty on my honeymoon back in April of '83.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 12:44 AM (Sgq8y)

Tell us more Debby.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 12:55 AM (Unmm2)

298 In other words, Hamill became Luke because Freddy Krueger passed on the script.
Also, Lucas's people apparently thought Freddy Krueger was the look they were going for.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea


Who was the robosith dude with 4 lightsabers? Grievous?

Freddy Skywalker with 5 on one hand would trump that.

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2024 12:56 AM (DgGvY)

299 Miklos, you always tell some amazing stories, my solo brush with a celebrity was with Mike Dukakis and Kitty on my honeymoon back in April of '83.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Does a sighting count? When they were filming Heart of Dixie on the Ole Miss Campus, my wife-to-be and I were driving around the square downtown, and I slowed to allow this anorexic-looking young woman dash across the street, running with her head tucked down. Behind her came this sauntering seedy, vagrant-looking bearded fellow with a contented smile.

We make our way past them, and wife-to-be says "Wow!" When I ask, she says, that was Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. I can only say that Hollywood works miracles with make-up, lighting, and lenses, because glamorous those two were not.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 12:56 AM (u/Zei)

300 Like Gojira, Rodan is a dark force of nature thag must be contained.
Posted by: Censor the Kaiju


.....

Thag leave this one to Og.

Posted by: Thag at May 04, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)

301 I haven't been hitting the site lately and commenting even less, you know why?
I went back to work. I didn't have to do it, but what the heck, people are handing money to me, may as well earn it...
Retirement was awesome while it lasted.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2024 12:58 AM (MeG8a)

302 You can also sing Emily Dickinson's poems to "Amazing Grace."
Posted by: pookysgirl
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I prefer
'Because I could not stop for Death —
He kindly stopped for me —
The Carriage held but just Ourselves —
And Immortality.'

To the tune of 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2024 01:01 AM (XeU6L)

303 So Godzilla stomps Tokyo

Happens

Posted by: Hiroshima and Nagasaki at May 04, 2024 01:04 AM (g3rvw)

304 Angie Dickenson hmmm. One of the first to give me the stirrings, as a youngster, along with Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:04 AM (Unmm2)

305 We make our way past them, and wife-to-be says "Wow!" When I ask, she says, that was Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. I can only say that Hollywood works miracles with make-up, lighting, and lenses, because glamorous those two were not.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing

I was an extra in what I have been told is a Very Bad Movie, called Shag.

Incentives for Youthful Miklos?

$300 and Phoebe Cates

I was dissapoint.

Posted by: Miklos $5 bucks all you can drink "if in the F&B Bidniss" as I had been at May 04, 2024 01:09 AM (g3rvw)

306 Subscribed to Amazon Prime to save some momey.

Hey! They had the newer versions of 'Doctor Who.'! I watched Matt Smith's seasons. The best new doctor.

But just restarted with Eccleston, who I really like. I started watching years back since Doctor Who was so different than Western crap.

And Billie Piper was pretty. But in the first episode,
I was surprised at how big she was. Pretty but with several extra pounds. It explained the black boyfriend though.

I've watched enough 'Jerry Springer.'

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2024 01:10 AM (jvJvP)

307 Giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Pelosi is like giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper


Hey, I got the Nobel in Medicine in 1949 for chopping up perfectly functional brains! Can I get a little credit here?

Posted by: António Caetano Egas Moniz at May 04, 2024 01:10 AM (DgGvY)

308 Brushes with celebrities real up and close- the only one I've had is Hulk Hogan.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:10 AM (Unmm2)

309 Angie Dickenson hmmm. One of the first to give me the stirrings, as a youngster, along with Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: hart

Considering the era, one can't omit Barbara Eden. As a kid I never got why Major Nelson spent the entire time being exasperated with her and lecturing her. Here Jeannie is in full harem garb with a radiant smile asking, "What is your desire, Master?" and she's paired with the one guy that has the entire male audience shouting at the screen "Buy a clue, Larry Hagman!"

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 01:14 AM (u/Zei)

310 Rick, wondering If you're familiar with the Sting from the early eighties. Lol soccer was going to be a thing then. Karl
-Heinz Granitza.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 12:45 AM (Unmm2)


Had to look up the name (not K-H, know him); didn't recognize it. Probably saw them as I went to a lot of Cosmos games at Giants Stadium from the fall of '82 to whenever they folded in, what, '86 or '88? Saw club friendlies, including Maradona with Napoli, Kevin Keegan with Newcastle and others. Saw the Cosmos play a tune-up with Peru for their '82 World Cup appearance. Cosmos trounced them 5-2, scoring 2 or 3 goals down to 10 men on a cold, heavy flurries, March day. Got tix for the W.C. in '94, also in Jersey; I remember scalping two Italy-Ireland tix, $90 face, for a grand. Won a lottery for the 1/4's and saw Jurgen Klinsmann play against Bulgaria. Stoichkov scored one goal in a 2-1 Bulgaria win; Stoichkov was Europe's player of the year that year.

I've seen the USMNT twice, once at the Meadowlands (a 4-0 friendly win against Mexico) and another time at Rutgers (a friendly 0-0 draw with Colombia).

I miss going to games. I enjoyed them.

Yeah, I'm one of those people.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 01:18 AM (emlEe)

311 $20.00 a day as an extra, to sit in the stands at Indy for the movie 'Winning'. Me and four other guys would take in a case of beer with us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2024 01:18 AM (XeU6L)

312 That should be 'fall of '81'.

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 01:19 AM (emlEe)

313 I've watched enough 'Jerry Springer.'
Posted by: Stateless

FUN FACT

Jerry Springer, Miklos and Muldoon all attended the same university.

Two of these turned out well, the other made more money.

Posted by: Miklos knows things like the hedgehog at May 04, 2024 01:20 AM (g3rvw)

314 Me and four other guys would take in a case of beer with us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Union rules

The guys get beer

Posted by: Miklos hopes you did not pay at May 04, 2024 01:22 AM (g3rvw)

315
Mothra was freakin' great. Had never seen it before. Looked fantastic on bluray. Pretty decent story. Ended well. I'd totally bang the two foot tall midget twins. Interesting in that the city what gets torn up at the end is a sort of NYC analogue but with palm trees."

I love that Mothra film - it's the most surrealistic of any of the Kaiju films, and that's because of the little princesses. You say they're too feet tall - well pay attention if you see it again, their size changes continually throughout. Sometimes they're only 6 inches tall, sometimes they're like weird hobbits. And the Japanese version of Pacific Islander culture is deliciously insane!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2024 01:26 AM (S6gqv)

316 That should be 'fall of '81'.
Posted by: RickZ

The Summer of '42, you whippersnapper

Posted by: at least it was sex and a cute non-lesbian chick and even won Awards (tell that to the kids) at May 04, 2024 01:29 AM (g3rvw)

317 $20.00 a day as an extra, to sit in the stands at Indy for the movie 'Winning'. Me and four other guys would take in a case of beer with us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Never had the opportunity myself to be an extra, but my cousin Linda got the opportunity when they were filming part of Heaven's Gate in Wallace, Idaho. She said that Michael Cimino was insane in his insistence on complete authenticity - any storefront window in a scene had to showcase displays of vintage era goods, and everyone, extras included, had to wear authentic period costumes down to the skivvies. According to her, Christopher Walken and Sam Waterston were fairly regular guys, but Kris Kristofferson was ... not.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 01:29 AM (u/Zei)

318 Rick, the Sting were a thing in Chicago in the early Eighties. They won a couple of championships in the soccer league of that day. It was kind of a big deal because the town was starved for pro success then. This was before the 85 Bears and the Bulls.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:30 AM (Unmm2)

319 Mothra was freakin' great.




Mothra never met the Giant Flying Cockroaches that escaped from the Savannah River Nuclear Plant.

Posted by: Miklos has movie-type ideas at May 04, 2024 01:31 AM (g3rvw)

320 Sleepiness has overtaken me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 01:33 AM (8zz6B)

321 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 01:33 AM (T4tVD)

322 The very best presentation of the Presidential Medal of Honor was to Rush Limbaugh during the State of The Union address, Nancy turned rabid right before our eyes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)

323 but Kris Kristofferson was ... not.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing

Nor was I.

My budding career as film extra ended when, due to weather, a scene in Caddyshack was changed to an indoor scene.

Garden Party>>South Florida weather>indoor scene

Posted by: Miklos did actually meet, in a way, Rodney Dangerfield at May 04, 2024 01:35 AM (g3rvw)

324 Hiya hiya hiya hiya

Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos prays for rain at May 04, 2024 01:36 AM (g3rvw)

325 Sleepiness has overtaken me. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Fast..hatch the battens

Posted by: Drunken Sailr Miklos, ear-lie in tha mornin' at May 04, 2024 01:38 AM (g3rvw)

326 Brushes with celebrities real up and close-

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:10 AM (Unmm2)

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I'm related to Jimmy Kimmel although I haven't seen him since we were kids. If I knew then what I know now I would've kicked him in the nuts a few times.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 01:40 AM (FzDG4)

327 The very best presentation of the Presidential Medal of Honor was to Rush Limbaugh during the State of The Union address, Nancy turned rabid right before our eyes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Rush's wife shed genuine tears.

A rarity in DC.

Posted by: President Miklos would revoke a lot of shit at May 04, 2024 01:40 AM (g3rvw)

328 >>> 326 Brushes with celebrities real up and close-

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:10 AM (Unmm2)

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I'm related to Jimmy Kimmel although I haven't seen him since we were kids. If I knew then what I know now I would've kicked him in the nuts a few times.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 01:40 AM (FzDG4)

See, *that* is what the time machine is for.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2024 01:42 AM (llON8)

329 Love that cock!
Beautiful plumage and not pining for the fjords ..... yet.

Posted by: Ciampino - Great Cocks! at May 04, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)

330 171 167 Do other posters also get a row of disgusting "sponsored" mini-ads at the bottom of the screen, whenever they hit the refresh key? mini-parasites and old age bruises & so forth?
Posted by: mnw

Turn off JavaScript and the ads disappear.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 11:15 PM (1wZKM)

But then you forget you did that and spend all day trying to figure out why your bank web site won't load.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 04, 2024 01:45 AM (QGaXH)

331 I'm related to Jimmy Kimmel although I haven't seen him since we were kids. If I knew then what I know now I would've kicked him in the nuts a few times.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 01:40 AM (FzDG4)

Politics aside, he really comes across as a pos.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:46 AM (Unmm2)

332 See, *that* is what the time machine is for.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2024 01:42 AM (llON8 )

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Heh, do you think Ace would let me borrow it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 01:47 AM (FzDG4)

333 Corrola still really seems to like Kimmel. Personal ties I guess.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:53 AM (Unmm2)

334 Regarding the singing of lyrics to the Gilligan's Island theme...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cINrWlfCPI

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 04, 2024 01:54 AM (eHovo)

335 14 I just read the dumbest article on a new lefty silliness called micro feminism and I think I need a drink. And I don’t drink.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 10:06 PM (+tzkt)
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Wait till you do trans-masculinity. No, I don't know what it means either.

Posted by: Ciampino - Great Cucks at May 04, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)

336 According to her, Christopher Walken and Sam Waterston were fairly regular guys, but Kris Kristofferson was ... not.
Posted by: John Drake


The best youtube comment ever:

"Fun fact: This isn't actually a music video. It's just hidden camera footage of what Christopher Walken does when no one's around."

https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2024 01:59 AM (DgGvY)

337 Biden gives the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Michelle Yeoh, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Mike Bloomberg and Al Gore ... and slides in a dig at Trump

https://mol.im/a/13380385

Posted by: Ciampino - How to degrde an honor at May 04, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)

338 Politics aside, he really comes across as a pos.
Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 01:46 AM (Unmm2)

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His father is also a major asshole. I actually saw him just a few years ago at my dad's funeral.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 02:00 AM (FzDG4)

339 'transgender' student drags much smaller girl out of upstate NY school bathroom by hair during brawl, with clip prompting bomb threat that closed school


https://mol.im/a/13381695

Posted by: Ciampino - How to degrade an honor at May 04, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)

340 I met Christopher Walken in a dark alley once.

I ran and hid.

Wouldn't you?

Had a beer after, Good Guy.

Posted by: Miklos has some remanat sense of self preservation at May 04, 2024 02:03 AM (g3rvw)

341 Because....

Trunk Monkey
https://youtu.be/2QazVIppiIo

Cal Worthington and his dog Spot
https://youtu.be/0HJALwCNbco

Crazy Eddie Super Store
https://youtu.be/Ml6S2yiuSWE

Running of the Rainer Beers
https://youtu.be/hIGVcgDVdBI

Posted by: lost in space at May 04, 2024 02:04 AM (kGeV7)

342 The Canadian State Is Euthanizing Its Poor and Disabled

https://tinyurl.com/n8uw3zb5

Posted by: Ciampino - How to solve the population bomb at May 04, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

343 I've also met some minor celebrity and celebrity-adjacent people, like Jean Michel Cousteau, son of Jacques. Super nice guy. HIS son Fabien though...what a douche.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 02:08 AM (FzDG4)

344 The NBA West playoffs are going to be unreal. Denver vs Minnesota and OKC vs Dallas in semi-finals. I don't think we've ever seen this level of competition in one half of one sports league ever. This is going to be crazy.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 02:09 AM (Unmm2)

345 Tuberculosis outbreak: At least one dead, nine hospitalized, as health officials declare public health emergency California

https://mol.im/a/13378731

Posted by: Ciampino - To TB or not to TB at May 04, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

346 342 The Canadian State Is Euthanizing Its Poor and Disabled

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I just came up with a great name for the program. They could call it T4.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 02:12 AM (bo7UB)

347 Tuberculosis outbreak: At least one dead, nine hospitalized, as health officials declare public health emergency California

https://mol.im/a/13378731
Posted by: Ciampino - To TB or not to TB at May 04, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

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Now, where could that be coming from, I wonder?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 02:13 AM (FzDG4)

348 {{{Jordan}}} Oh, my gosh, very sorry about your Dad.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)

349 NYU protestors call for 'death to America' and 'long live the intifada' in horrifying notes in their 'Gaza' camp

https://mol.im/a/13380619

Posted by: Ciampino - So is it OK to say death to mohammedans? at May 04, 2024 02:18 AM (qfLjt)

350 {{{Jordan}}} Oh, my gosh, very sorry about your Dad.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)

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Aw thanks, DDS. It's been a while now, though. How are things with you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2024 02:18 AM (FzDG4)

351 Things are good with me, except obviously I read that you lost your Dad a few days and not a few years ago. I'm slowin' down I tell ya.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2024 02:21 AM (Sgq8y)

352 "Fun fact: This isn't actually a music video. It's just hidden camera footage of what Christopher Walken does when no one's around."

https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8
Posted by: mikeski

I could readily believe it. From what I've read, he always considered himself a dancer, and probably loved carrying an entire video on showing his skills. There's a Mel Gibson interview on Youtube somewhere about him wanting to cast Walken in Braveheart. Gibson said Walken met with him at a party in NYC on the roof of the Peninsula Hotel. He talked about how gracefully Walken moved - he "slid sideways" through the crowd right up to Gibson and his assistant.

And they began to talk. And the more they talked, Gibson said, the more Walken weirded him out. At one point his assistant left, and Gibson said that he knew at that point he didn't want to work with Walken, but couldn't explain why Then Walken flashes this strange smile, and Gibson feels compelled to look behind him and see what Walken's seeing. There, on a rooftop, as part of an ad, are the numbers 6,6,6. Gibson is officially freaked out at this point and ends the meeting quickly.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 02:21 AM (u/Zei)

353 University of Mississippi students taunt black female protester with racist monkey noises and 'Lizzo' chants in shameful clash at Ole Miss demo

https://mol.im/a/13381295

You know, it's only racist if you believe that you come from monkeys, otherwise it's no different to calling cops 'pigs'.

Posted by: Ciampino - So is it not OK to call Whites 'racists'? at May 04, 2024 02:21 AM (qfLjt)

354 Canada has always been the little brother to the US. It's never sit well with them but stop being such a pathetic loser. Hockey doesn't count and you haven't even done that well in a long time.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 02:22 AM (Unmm2)

355 Bear in mind, Gibson is probably a little excitable and volatile. I always saw Walken as talented and eccentric, but a prisoner of his facial appearance. I've read that he idolized Elvis and always tries to have a hint of the Elvis hairstyle in his coiffure.

Quentin Tarentino had (unusally) what I thought was a good take on Walken - in the 80s and the 90s, he was seen as leading man material, and was going all out for that. When it didn't materialize in the way that either he or Hollywood hoped, then he began playing the "character" Christopher Walken. As Tarentinto pointed out, it was at that point where the Walken imitations and parodies really caught fire, because Walken himself was parodying Walken.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 02:30 AM (u/Zei)

356 Wait, wait...just came to me, I dated one of the starlets in 'Death Race 2000'. I shall not mention her name.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2024 02:38 AM (XeU6L)

357 345 Tuberculosis outbreak: At least one dead, nine hospitalized, as health officials declare public health emergency California

https://mol.im/a/13378731
Posted by: Ciampino - To TB or not to TB at May 04, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

5 cases of measles here in MI...its real mystery why these are increasing

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2024 02:39 AM (+I6Y/)

358 Canada has always been the little brother to the US. It's never sit well with them but stop being such a pathetic loser. Hockey doesn't count and you haven't even done that well in a long time.
Posted by: hart

Oh, dear...please, just don't say anything about their beer or God forbid, curling.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 02:39 AM (u/Zei)

359 Walken wasn't classically handsome enough to ever be a leading man in Hollywood at that time. This was the time Stallone, Gibson and Schwarzenegger. Big time box office stars. There really isn't anyone like that now except for maybe Cruise.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 02:46 AM (Unmm2)

360 'Blast From the Past'
How could you go wrong with Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2024 02:54 AM (XeU6L)

361 Walken wasn't classically handsome enough to ever be a leading man in Hollywood at that time. This was the time Stallone, Gibson and Schwarzenegger. Big time box office stars. There really isn't anyone like that now except for maybe Cruise.
Posted by: hart

The key period for Walken was 1980-1990. That bookends the first film where he had the lead role, Dogs of War, and the last, King of New York. The big one in that timeframe was The Dead Zone. Hollywood apparently saw promise there, but it didn't pan out. That's the thing, though - in such an insular place, oddities like Walken can sometimes get on their radar, whether it makes sense or not.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 02:55 AM (u/Zei)

362 BLM and Hamas interrupt University of Michigan graduation.

https://tinyurl.com/yck3uvpp

This os where a bunch of Dads & Brothers, with tire irons, should have hospitalized/morguified the interrupters.

Posted by: Ciampino - So is it OK to disrupt their marches? at May 04, 2024 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

363 Right now, a Star who would be a clone of Steve McQueen, would actually OFFEND a large contingent of overly sensitive vaginaites.

Not only TOO HANDSOME, but PRETTIER than any of THEM by a long shot, in the reckoning.

And yeah. McQueen was the "pretty" kind of Handsome. Charles Bronson, was NOT.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/home way late from work

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2024 03:02 AM (e6UQI)

364 I'd put Walken along with someone like Kevin Bacon. Good actors with solid careers but never big-time blockbuster leading man types.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 03:03 AM (Unmm2)

365 340 I met Christopher Walken in a dark alley once.

I ran and hid.

Posted by: Miklos
----
So You Ran So Far Away ---- but he caught you anyway!

Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a Natalie Wood connection? at May 04, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)

366 My 'brush with greatness' was:

Delivering the newspaper to Charles Bronson, when he was living in my town during filming of Breakheart Pass

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)

367 The lightning 'round here, right now, is bad enough that I'm logging off and physically disconnecting.

EVERY thing.

hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2024 03:07 AM (e6UQI)

368 Prayers for protection of Jim SND tonight!

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)

369 Hiya JQ !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 03:14 AM (T4tVD)

370 Early 90's, I had the pleasure of serving beverages to Charlie Sexton & company, in the bar where I was working.

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)

371 Hiya, JT!

Are we the only ones awake here, now?

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:15 AM (njWTi)

372 Massachusetts woman wins $1m lottery jackpot twice in 10 weeks

https://mol.im/a/13381979

Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a connection? at May 04, 2024 03:16 AM (qfLjt)

373 G'morning, all.

12 hours into smoking these 4 Boston Butts for the Kentucky Derby party this afternoon

Finally hit 160 degrees internal temp.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2024 03:16 AM (a1415)

374 Awkward moment Biden's economic adviser Jared Bernstein admits he can't explain how money works

https://mol.im/a/13381631

Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a Top Man here? at May 04, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)

375 So bummed...

No raccoon in the trap yet!

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:18 AM (njWTi)

376 372
So that woman wins $1M but keeps playing anyway. What are the odds of winning twice in a short time? Most people would have quit.

Posted by: Ciampino - all the way to the bank at May 04, 2024 03:19 AM (qfLjt)

377 Hiya, JT!

Are we the only ones awake here, now?
Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:15 AM (njWTi)

I ain't gonna be for much longer.....

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 03:21 AM (T4tVD)

378 Yeah, if I won $1M, think I'd quit playing lotto. Or, maybe just a dollar here & there.

Maybe taxachusetts woman did that and just got lucky again.

At that same point, I would quit playing altogether!

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:22 AM (njWTi)

379 My 'brush with greatness' was:

Delivering the newspaper to Charles Bronson, when he was living in my town during filming of Breakheart Pass
Posted by: JQ

That was an awesome movie, based on an Alistair MacLean novel. Bronson seems to have been an interesting fellow. Kurt Russell told a story about working with him on The Travels of Jamie McPheeters. A teen-age Kurt found out it was Bronson's birthday and got him a gift. Bronson looked at it blankly, then walked away without saying anything. Russell didn't know what to think, but caught up later with Bronson and asked him what happened. Bronson just said, nobody ever got me a present before.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei)

380 Lord, I buy the tickets from time to time... Can I please just win a nice pot ONCE? Please?

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:24 AM (njWTi)

381 Posted by: John Drake

Mr. Bronson seemed like a very nice fellow. My brother went with me, to "collect" for newspaper.... He was very polite and friendly to us kids.

Posted by: JQ at May 04, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)

382 353 University of Mississippi students taunt black female protester with racist monkey noises and 'Lizzo' chants in shameful clash at Ole Miss demo

https://mol.im/a/13381295

You know, it's only racist if you believe that you come from monkeys, otherwise it's no different to calling cops 'pigs'.
Posted by: Ciampino



So a 'protestor' chick at a 'Kill the Jews' rally is upset that a bunch of white guys called her names. I'm strangely unmoved by this. Also, I'm guessing this is bs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 03:29 AM (aKh6S)

383 Awkward moment Biden's economic adviser Jared Bernstein admits he can't explain how money works

https://mol.im/a/13381631
Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a Top Man here? at May 04, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)

My first assumption is that any government "employee" at any level is an idiot and is probably the least qualified person to explain whatever job it is they're supposed to be doing.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 03:30 AM (Unmm2)

384 Mr. Bronson seemed like a very nice fellow. My brother went with me, to "collect" for newspaper.... He was very polite and friendly to us kids.
Posted by: JQ

Kurt Russell said that after the gift incident, Bronson went out of his way to be nice to him, even telling the producers to take a hike when they didn't want Russell riding a skateboard in between scenes. Everything I've read indicated that he was a pretty decent guy, with genuine humility.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 03:39 AM (u/Zei)

385 Also, I'm guessing this is bs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 03:29 AM (aKh6S)

Of course it's BS. They always lie. About everything.

Posted by: hart at May 04, 2024 03:41 AM (Unmm2)

386 9 I just read/sang some of Dickenson's poems to my wife.

She hates you WD. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)

; )

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 03:46 AM (o3SCB)

387 So a 'protestor' chick at a 'Kill the Jews' rally is upset that a bunch of white guys called her names. I'm strangely unmoved by this. Also, I'm guessing this is bs.
Posted by: Puddleglum

As an Ole Miss alum, I admit I may be a bit biased, but the article in the link definitely had a pro-Palestine angle to it. In usual media fashion, they "correct" the headline several paragraphs down with the information that one person in the crowd was simulating ape behavior and making chimp-like noises. One idiot in any mass gathering is hardly an indicator of the entirety of the crowd.

From what I can tell, the pro-Hamas demonstrator was aggravated when the crowd drowned out her every word with "terrorists," and she moved forward to possibly provoke a confrontation. Some in the Ole Miss crowd called her "Lizzo" and made fun of her weight. Not nice, perhaps, but agitating to kill Jews is arguably less so, to put it mildly. The funny part to me is that the UPD intervened for the Hamas crowd's safety and whisked them off-campus. Bad old Ole Miss actually saved their terrorist-loving asses from the consequences of what they were doing.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 04, 2024 03:59 AM (u/Zei)

388 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 04:01 AM (o3SCB)

389 Pixy is Noood

Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2024 04:01 AM (/HWS4)

TGIF Cafe

tombturkey.jpg

From the MegalithicMarvels website
More photos here

The IG channel discover_civilizations says:


The Rock Tomb of Kapilikaya

The present day country of Turkey is home to many well-known megalithic sites such as Gobekli Tepe, Hattusha and Midas Kenti, but it is also home to a much lesser known yet equally impressive ancient site known as "Kapilikaya."

Located about 27 kilometers north of the city of Corum and hidden away inside a mountainous outcropping is an ancient structure known as the "Tomb of Kapilikaya."

[It] is thought to be a tomb of the Hellenistic period, dating back to approximately the 2nd century B.C.

Rising above a gentle stream that flows beneath on the forest floor, a steep trail winds up the left side of the rock outcropping and eventually leads to a platform of stairs located directly in front of the tomb.

The tomb is not simply a door shaped façade but is actually a cube shaped structure cut out of the mountain, only connecting to the natural rock around it at a few points.

From inside you can actually walk all the way around it or climb up onto its top.

The inner chamber of the tomb can only be accessed through entering a small square opening about halfway up the face of the structure.

An inscription above the entrance reads "IKEZIOS," 2 which some believe is attributed to an ancient commander named Ikezius.


Street sledding.

Snow rafting.

Big dog plays with tiny puppy.

The anchordog in this race is a one-hopper.

Two of Bologna's medieval towers. I mentioned this before, but medieval Bologna was more full of towers than downtown Manhattan.

A little Northern Lights-show.

Fun little optical illusion video. (The main "illusion" is just a video special effect.)

Giant glacier in Patagonia.

Tree-climbing doggo.

The beautiful sound of the octobass. "Amazing Bass" with double bass and octobass.



Penguins depressed over the defamations contained in the "Penguin Facts" posts commit mass suicide:


Slidin' into the weekend like...

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Probably not first.

Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:39 PM (ZSsrh)

2 Hmm. Guess I'll go get 'em.

Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:40 PM (ZSsrh)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

4 What a rookie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:40 PM (h+f0D)

5 "In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

6 Thanks for the Friday Cafe, ACE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (h+f0D)

7 Isn't that the Drarves gate to Moria?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

8 Penguins depressed over the defamations contained in the "Penguin Facts" posts commit mass suicide:
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Something tells me the anti-Penguinists around here aren't going to be too upset by this development...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

9 Lace Wigs beat me to it. And now I kinda wanna know what Nurse had to do when WFH. *shrug*

Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:42 PM (ZSsrh)

10 Isn't that the Drarves gate to Moria?
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)
---
"Speak, friend, and enter!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

11 Lemmings > Penguins

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

12 And now I kinda wanna know what Nurse had to do when WFH. *shrug*
Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:42 PM (ZSsrh)

I think she had to talk to people on the phone and stuff.

*shudder

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

13 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:44 PM (4aTyy)

14 I would like to see northern lights like that at least once

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

15 I am boycotting Turkey!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (V13WU)

16 LOL... Ukraine creates an AI generated female spokeperson... to perpetuate their propaganda ...

and... it does not look Ukrainian. Looks Middle Eastern... Black Hair, dark eyes, not Caucasian skin color.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (xaFKb)

17 Sydney Sweeney gave me a megalith.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

18 Something tells me the anti-Penguinists around here aren't going to be too upset by this development...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)
........

FREE THE ICE SHELF

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

19 An inscription above the entrance reads "IKEZIOS," which some believe is attributed to an ancient commander named Ikezius.
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Science is amazing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (IF3vp)

20 Penguins depressed over the defamations contained in the "Penguin Facts" posts commit mass suicide:

==

Penguin Facts is asshoe.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)

21 14 I would like to see northern lights like that at least once
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

Southern Cross, and the Northen Lights...

Some things everyone should see.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 07:47 PM (xaFKb)

22 A classic movies channel here is showing original trailers as filler between main features and I see that the Seven Days in May 1963 screenplay was written by Rod Serling.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 07:47 PM (UfUdn)

23 Can the military be more broke?

A pointy headed freak just got nudged by the Good Idea Fairy with an interesting proposition so he says, "hold my wine."

The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156218

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:48 PM (4aTyy)

24 17 Sydney Sweeney gave me a megalith.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

Proof that boobs can get you far.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 07:48 PM (q7hip)

25 7 Isn't that the Drarves gate to Moria?
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

No lake right next to it...

/shows off his Nerd Cred...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 07:49 PM (xaFKb)

26 These penguins are getting their own show! From executive producer @jamescameronofficial, “Secrets of the Penguins,” is coming in 2025!

==

Penguins deserve their own show!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

27 So Ukraine now has a spokes AI?

Someone tell Neuro-sama.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:49 PM (4aTyy)

28 All about that bass, no twouble <- how my kid pronounced the lyrics when she was a toddler and that is the authoritative form of the song for me. When young children go through their adorable drunk Jamaican phase.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:49 PM (Y6IkP)

29 and... it does not look Ukrainian. Looks Middle Eastern... Black Hair, dark eyes, not Caucasian skin color.

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They eventually had to do that because swastikas kept showing up with the regular prompts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:49 PM (IF3vp)

30 Pffftt Fuck Kapilitaya Ima buh that joint and make a slammin jet set night club.

P-Diddys cousin Poop-Diddy

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at May 03, 2024 07:50 PM (LAZA1)

31 Anna, fragging made great again.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:50 PM (mKjJV)

32 IIRC, there's a city in USA that downhill-races old furniture, kinda like the Madeirans race rafts. Couches, recliners.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 07:50 PM (MvF+J)

33 How do you transport the Octobass?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

34 These penguins are getting their own show! From executive producer @jamescameronofficial, “Secrets of the Penguins,” is coming in 2025!
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"Take this to your grave, Frank. Do you hear me?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:50 PM (IF3vp)

35
Puppies fed. Little gluttons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

36 Saw several hummingbirds while buying some annuals for the garden.

Yay spring!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 03, 2024 07:51 PM (MB784)

37 The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt Hartman at May 03, 2024 07:51 PM (/HDaX)

38 I am boycotting Turkey!
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (V13W
Me too. Until November, at least.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (NxC5+)

39 An inscription above the entrance reads "IKEZIOS," which some believe is attributed to an ancient commander named Ikezius.
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Science is amazing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (IF3vp)
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I thought it was Greek for "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

40 The octobass is amazing. Very cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (hUZEZ)

41 Dang, basic training would be nuts for people with a mental disorder preventing them from properly understanding and responding to social cues.

Good thing the word lost all meaning and it can just be people that prefer the color blue in bathrooms.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (IF3vp)

42 I had a whole misconception about Portugal. That is definitely not the cork producing region

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (mKjJV)

43 Little known fact: Cork was discovered in the 12th century by a black woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:53 PM (IF3vp)

44 >>> I am boycotting Turkey!
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 07:46 PM (V13WU)


If you pump it full of enough cajun injection juice then smoke it they're wonderful. Now I admit that's not saying a lot. An old gamey bird like me would even turn out pretty well that way.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (Y6IkP)

45 No cicadas yet here in the western Chicago burbs

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (MB784)

46 7 The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt Hartman at May 03, 2024 07:51 PM (/
The Israelis encourage Asperger scale individuals to serve in crypto and photo analysis.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (NxC5+)

47 I call baloney on ghe structural integrity of the towers in Baloney.
WTH I am being hinder we d from posting by a pic of chicks legs. ?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (LAZA1)

48 Wait, are we boycotting eating turkey or calling people turkey?

Because I really enjoy calling people turkey.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (IF3vp)

49 I'm pro-penguin.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

50 @16

>>and... it does not look Ukrainian. Looks Middle Eastern... Black Hair, dark eyes, not Caucasian skin color.

All out of the box generative AI engines bias for the creation of POCs and AI's of non-specific ethnic extraction but definitely not white-white.

I am currently being trained in our new ERP system by an AI that could be an Asian-Indo-Hispani-PacifcIslander, but with a subtle Mid-Western Accent.

It's funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 07:55 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Okay, I will admit that I kind of love that if actual humans can't achieve the requirements to perform a job then we'll just create and AI and pretend they did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (IF3vp)

52 Medieval Bologna engraving is good candidate for art thread.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

53 The Israelis encourage Asperger scale individuals to serve in crypto and photo analysis.
Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (NxC5+)


That actually makes sense. So you know our military will do no such thing.

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt Hartman at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (/HDaX)

54 Moron Robbie, silly. Everybody know Cork is a county in Ireland.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (mKjJV)

55 What made Turkey jive?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (q7hip)

56 The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156218
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:48 PM (4aTyy)

My autistic daughter was annoyingly recruited. I had her take the ASVAB to convince her what her talents were. Her top-flight math and science scores made her desirable apparently. I had to tell them she needs ADD meds to get them to back off.

Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (ZSsrh)

57 17
Sydneyhenge

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (MB784)

58 I'm kind of doubting the authenticity of the wind surfers. They seem to be screaming across the water, but the water is flat and I don't see a single whitecap. How can the wind blow that hard and not affect the water?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (hUZEZ)

59 Little known fact: Cork was discovered in the 12th century by a black woman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told

Littler known fact we used to use burnt cork for hobo halloween make up..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (LAZA1)

60 >>> Wait, are we boycotting eating turkey or calling people turkey?

Because I really enjoy calling people turkey.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (IF3vp)

🕺 🦃

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (Y6IkP)

61 45 They're there. Underground I think.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

62 Turkey just ended a 7 billion dollar a year trade agreement with Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:00 PM (mKjJV)

63 Moron Robbie, silly. Everybody know Cork is a county in Ireland.
-

The "O" has some weird little punctuation over it and you're supposed to cough a little bit when you say it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 08:01 PM (IF3vp)

64 "IKEZIOS," 2 which some believe is attributed to an ancient commander named Ikezius.



He must of been pissed when they misspelled his tomb. I'll be he smote them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 08:01 PM (d0oJa)

65

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Octobass

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

66 I had a Brittany Spaniel that used to climb right over chain link fences.

One time I couldn't find her in the house after a nasty overnight thunderstorm. Looked and called everywhere.

Finally heard her whine ... in the attic. She had climbed up the ladder that I used to reach the attic.

Loved that dog!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 08:02 PM (HlyYF)

67 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (T4tVD)

68 Was the blog outage today explained?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (u73oe)

69 Where are you boys from in the world?

You twins?

Posted by: lieutenant dan talking to paul and sid at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (UfUdn)

70 I have lots (cough) of corks . I can drive a 16 penny nail in them for ammo but I need a delivery system.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:04 PM (mKjJV)

71 #60 Jive turkey!

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 08:05 PM (UfUdn)

72
What made Turkey jive?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


The Bee Gees

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

73 Years ago when I was in cowlige a buddy and I decided to take a road trip and visit Middlebury College during their winter festival. Middlebury has their own ski mountain cause of course they do and somebody decided it would be great idea to have inner tube races down the main slope that led right to the lodge.

There was so much carnage. Bodies and other assorted stuff strewn all over. It was awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 08:05 PM (LkLld)

74 anti-Penguinists

***

anti-Penguinistas

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:05 PM (n/1xr)

75 That penguin spinning on the way down! He is the class clown.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 08:05 PM (LaC4U)

76 Penguins will often push their comrades into the ocean to test the waters for Leopard seals and killer whales. Some individuals have notably pushed their own mothers off of a 50 foot cliff in a instinctual attempt to prolong their own miserable existence.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 03, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

77
Was the blog outage today explained?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (u73oe)

___________

Mistakes were made
Administrative measures are underway
This matter is closed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 08:06 PM (MoZTd)

78 77
Was the blog outage today explained?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (u73oe)

___________

Mistakes were made
Administrative measures are underway
This matter is closed
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 08:06 PM (MoZTd

Hamster strike?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 08:07 PM (q7hip)

79 70 I have lots (cough) of corks . I can drive a 16 penny nail in them for ammo but I need a delivery system.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:04 PM


Propane-powered blow gun? (Like a potato cannon.)

[Hiya Ben!]

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 08:07 PM (HlyYF)

80 Pillage Idiot, like the guy had in no country for old men ?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:09 PM (mKjJV)

81 Duke, the whatzit failed to connect with thingamajig

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:11 PM (mKjJV)

82 56 The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156218
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:48 PM (4aTyy)

My autistic daughter was annoyingly recruited. I had her take the ASVAB to convince her what her talents were. Her top-flight math and science scores made her desirable apparently. I had to tell them she needs ADD meds to get them to back off.
Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2024 07:57 PM (ZSsrh)
When I was a Navy recruiter, this young man scored a 99 on the ASVAB, the classifier offered him Equipment Operator. He asked me if it was a good job and I said ‘heck, it’s the best’, of course I’m an EO, so what could I say? Oh yeah, he already had scholarship offers to USC, Clemson, UGA, GT, Furman and this was in the mid80s when college still meant something. You get the idea. He was a good kid, lost track of him. Didn’t enlist.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 08:11 PM (NxC5+)

83 79 Carbide cannon.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

84 Lemminguins! Geronimo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 08:12 PM (8zz6B)

85 they are not lemmings ! they are binding with their habitat!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

86 80 Pillage Idiot, like the guy had in no country for old men ?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:09 PM


I actually missed that movie.

I do know that Moron physics >>>> Hollywood physics!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 03, 2024 08:14 PM (HlyYF)

87 The idea? Let those with autism join the military services.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156218
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 07:48 PM (4aTyy)

Maybe they'd be good at KP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 08:15 PM (8zz6B)

88 Hamster strike?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hamaster infiltrator-instigated insurrection

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:15 PM (n/1xr)

89 Pillage Idiot, I am so looking forward to seeing you both in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:17 PM (mKjJV)

90 >>>Street sledding.

It doesn't take much to separate a tourist from his money.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2024 08:18 PM (klJTj)

91 88 Hamster strike?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hamaster infiltrator-instigated insurrection

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:15 PM (n/1xr)


Were the hamsters protesting Zionist Israel?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 08:18 PM (q7hip)

92 Some individuals have notably pushed their own mothers off of a 50 foot cliff in a instinctual attempt to prolong their own miserable existence.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 03, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

So, penguins are Democrats.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 08:19 PM (OX9vb)

93 Penguin Facts is the James O'Keefe of the Café.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

94 It always looked, if you squint, that the military was being run by people who were simultaneously frightened of it, and doing their level best to F it up, while yet wanting to continue to kill people and blow stuff up around the world.

Sooner or later, it ain’t gonna work no mo.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 08:21 PM (DPe6y)

95 92 Only the high-caste gentoo penguins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:21 PM (9yWhg)

96 North of the site in the picture up top is the town of Sinop, on the shores of the Black Sea. it sits next to an extinct volcano. Along its base is an ancient Roman fort. When I was stationed there, we were forbidden to bring in metal detectors. It was still possible to find Roman coins in and about the fort. The Turks were protective of the place...especially the gold coins.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 08:22 PM (W/lyH)

97
Maybe they'd be good at KP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Don't they hire local civilians to do that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

98 They were chanting in wee squeaky voices:

"From the Barrel to the Margins
Hamaster warriors will be chargin"

I admit the tiny picket signs on toothpicks were cute, specially the one that read " Dildo free zone"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:22 PM (n/1xr)

99 There’s graffiti on a 2000 year old tomb

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 03, 2024 08:23 PM (fNosa)

100 Duke look back on Tech, Pixy said it wasn't the server, somewhere after that

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 08:23 PM (fwDg9)

101 I am boycotting Turkey!

Bacon > Turkey >>> Turkey bacon

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2024 08:24 PM (/y8xj)

102 take a cork along with you to the hardware store next time you go there, Ben Had, & find a pipe or tubing that wil make a reasonable sliding fit ... get a length of it , attach a ball valve to one end, connect to compressor tank ...
without going to find a cork & trial fitting it I would likely suggest starting with 3/4" nominal Schedule 40 pipe, or 3/4 rigid copper tube

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 08:24 PM (tQtDb)

103 96 Ah, Sinop. Great place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:24 PM (9yWhg)

104 So, penguins are Democrats.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 08:19 PM


Their bouquet is practically indistinguishable from each other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

105 I suspect the penguins in back are pushing the ones in front off the cliff

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 08:25 PM (fwDg9)

106 There’s graffiti on a 2000 year old tomb
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 03, 2024 08:23 PM (fNosa)

FJB ?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:26 PM (T4tVD)

107 102 Get a press and resizing die to get all your corks to a uniform diameter.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

108 >>>Tree-climbing doggo.

That is not a tree-climbing dog. She is a fence-climbing dog.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2024 08:27 PM (klJTj)

109 I am boycotting Turkey!

Bacon > Turkey >>> Turkey bacon
Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2024 08:24 PM (/y8xj)


Glad I got my Tisas 1911 when I did.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH)

110 sock_rat, thanks. I will give that try. Might be a fun project.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 08:27 PM (mKjJV)

111 I mentioned I was recording and partially watching the 1958 Carry On, Sergeant movie this morning because it showed the actors really firing and assembling a Bren gun and using Enfield No.4 rifles at a real National Service army base, including a few real recruits too.

It had an ending you'd not see today -- fine the worst platoon in the unit shaped up and won the 'Best Platoon' award at the end of training but they also showed the guys helping each other, the squad's worst non-comical soldier not only completes the training course well but volunteers for the regular army; and the squad bought their Company Sergeant, who was retiring with the platoon being his last one trained, a fancy cigarette lighter with a note thanking him "from the Boys".

First in the series that was made just as a one-off film so it's a bit more serious than the later ones and less madcap. [No Sid James either!]

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 08:29 PM (UfUdn)

112 I better turn this off, got somewhere to go early
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 08:29 PM (fwDg9)

113 I wonder if any of the DNC delegates this year will organize a 'fart-in' like the Bernie Bros did in 2016?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

114 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:31 PM (T4tVD)

115 oh yeah, no doubt of that BH!

buddy of mine had one years ago that fired old AA batteries

for best velocity, a short and large-diameter connection is best, and a full-port valve ... don't want any pressure drop during those few milliseconds of acceleration!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 08:31 PM (tQtDb)

116 There’s graffiti on a 2000 year old tomb
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 03, 2024 08:23 PM (fNosa)

FJB ?
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:26 PM (T4tVD)
***

The King is a fink!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH)

117 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

118 Night, Skip! Hope your tomorrow is great!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 08:32 PM (71y1j)

119 The Turks were protective of the place...especially the gold coins.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 08:22 PM

Do you have GOS cordenants?

- Oak Island Crew

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at May 03, 2024 08:35 PM (LAZA1)

120

I would like to have a very large seal beachmaster impregnate my anus....

Posted by: Lance Gay at May 03, 2024 08:36 PM (aUTNS)

121 The Rock Tomb of Kapilikaya looks suspiciously like my gun safe.

I mean, if I had a gun safe...if I had guns. which I don't.

Never mind. I wasn't here.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 08:36 PM (njExo)

122 Coordinates would be better...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at May 03, 2024 08:36 PM (LAZA1)

123 Looks to me like good penguins being wafted to their eternal reward.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (njExo)

124 151 Ooh, cafe is open.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

Two things:

1) That is not an official NOOD young lady ...

b) She was the only one to make the effort ...

I'm back in the old thread waiting for the next pithy comment.

What's that age old question: How do you keep a Moron in suspense ?

Posted by: browndog feeling sheepish at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

125 Research warns IQ is falling for first time EVER.... our map reveals average scores in every US state

https://mol.im/a/13380029

Remind me again how many 3rd world semi-morons have we allowed in?

Posted by: Ciampino - Drugs & sex is my bet . at May 03, 2024 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

126 123 Looks to me like good penguins being wafted to their eternal reward.
Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (njExo)
You ever consider they might be headed the other direction, where it’s……..warmer?

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 08:41 PM (NxC5+)

127 1) That is not an official NOOD young lady ...

b) She was the only one to make the effort ...

IPosted by: browndog feeling sheepish at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

Ha! I scoff at your rules! That is how I always announce the cafe nood. I will persist.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 08:42 PM (OX9vb)

128 68 Was the blog outage today explained?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:03 PM (u73oe)

Pixy did make an appearance, but said no more than that there have been server issues.

And, he mentioned that said server issues would be addressed this weekend ... plan accordingly.

Posted by: browndog has the blackout site bookmarked at May 03, 2024 08:42 PM (TTAGa)

129 How do you keep a Moron in suspense ?
Posted by: browndog feeling sheepish at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

————————-

Well, how!

I GOTTA KNOW!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:43 PM (u73oe)

130 Ha! I scoff at your rules! That is how I always announce the cafe nood. I will persist.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 08:42 PM (OX9vb)

Feisty, I like that.

Carry On ...

Posted by: browndog backs the fuq up at May 03, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa)

131 Preds VS Canucks 0-0 after two.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:46 PM (u73oe)

132 129 How do you keep a Moron in suspense ?
Posted by: browndog feeling sheepish at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

————————-

Well, how!

I GOTTA KNOW!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:43 PM (u73oe)

I gots to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhbeugRm66U

Posted by: browndog carry the worlds most powerful handgun at May 03, 2024 08:47 PM (TTAGa)

133 123. Looks to me like good penguins being wafted to their eternal reward.
Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 08:38 PM (njExo)

126. You ever consider they might be headed the other direction, where it’s……..warmer? - Eromero


Not likely. My contacts there - and they are many - tell me they've never seen a penguin.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 08:48 PM (njExo)

134 I gots to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhbeugRm66U
Posted by: browndog carry the worlds most powerful handgun at May 03, 2024 08:47 PM (TTAGa)

————

Heh. I don’t even have to click on that to know what it is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:48 PM (u73oe)

135 Heh. I don’t even have to click on that to know what it is.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 08:48 PM (u73oe)

***fistbump***

Posted by: browndog carry the worlds most powerful handgun at May 03, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

136 *fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 08:54 PM (tQtDb)

137 though truthfully my favorite quote from that is to his rookie partner after he caught the jumper ... "Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry ... because I do every dirty job that comes along."

back in the working life that really spoke to me ... still does today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 08:59 PM (tQtDb)

138 'Zionist satirist' savages UCLA Palestine protestors with spoof video demanding 'banana-free bananas' and 'gluten-free humanitarian aid'

https://mol.im/a/13380759

Also plant-based peanuts.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gluten-free sex at May 03, 2024 09:03 PM (qfLjt)

139 I always liked Dirty Harry's strictures on putting ketchup on a hot dog.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 09:04 PM (njExo)

140 The 44 Magnum was a low selling gun until Dirty Harry. It's back to a low selling gun.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:04 PM (inGXk)

141 OT

100° temperature, double ear ache. Ibuprofen didn't touch it, took some Tylenol. Headed to bed, appointment at the walk in clinic is 0945 tomorrow.

Good night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2024 09:06 PM (MsrgL)

142 My favorite Dirty Harry quote is after he was chewed out and captain or whoever was chewing him out asked him if he had anything to say.

'Yeah your mouthwash just ain't cutting it '

Or something close to that

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:08 PM (inGXk)

143 Was the blog outage today explained?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

A small rip in the space-time continuum. Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:08 PM (WXNFJ)

144 BifBewalski

Do you need a bedtime nurse?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

145 re: Fseisi, never trust a man that wears make up.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 09:09 PM (lCWOD)

146 as a born&raised chicagoan I can only echo 139 ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:09 PM (tQtDb)

147 Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2024 09:06 PM (MsrgL

Keep an eye on your temp. Tylenol best for that.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:10 PM (inGXk)

148 Do you need a bedtime nurse?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Smash has that covered. Made me a hot toddie with rum and honey. MegaRoy has plopped down across my shins and is keeping me from fidegting. His only rule, is *Do. Not. Disturb. The. Cat.*

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2024 09:10 PM (MsrgL)

149 There’s graffiti on a 2000 year old tomb
Posted by: Gonzotx

FJB ?
Posted by: JT
***

The King is a fink!
Posted by: Diogenes

Kilroy was here!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

150 @142, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:10 PM (tQtDb)

151 my NSAID of choice for fever has always been aspirin, plain & simple ... fwiw & justsayin'

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:12 PM (tQtDb)

152 142 My favorite Dirty Harry quote is after he was chewed out and captain or whoever was chewing him out asked him if he had anything to say.

'Yeah your mouthwash just ain't cutting it '

Or something close to that
Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:08 PM (inGXk)

The classic 'Collecting for the Red Cross' is probably my favorite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 09:13 PM (di6C2)

153 {{{Ben Had }}}

♩ Good evening! ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

That village is on a volcanic island in the Atlantic claimed by Portugal. Cork bearing trees are on flatter ground in mainland Portugal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

154 BifBewalski

You married smart and well.

Heal!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

155 3 liquid gel Advil and two fingers of bourbon.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2024 09:16 PM (TkpK/)

156 Bonnie Bedalia (Mrs John Mclaine) to the reporter guy in Die Hard 2 'Stronger mouthwash might be nice.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 09:17 PM (di6C2)

157 Take care, Bif.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:17 PM (UfUdn)

158 If it is an ear infection antibiotic should clear it up

A little concerning it is bilateral, they may want you to have an IV

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 09:17 PM (RIvkX)

159 Little known fact: Cork was discovered in the 12th century by a black woman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told


The value of burnt Cork was discovered by pillaging Vikings

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

160 my NSAID of choice for fever has always been aspirin, plain & simple ... fwiw & justsayin'
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I always have a spot of trouble with aspirin. They're too small and usually fall out.



What?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:20 PM (WXNFJ)

161 he classic 'Collecting for the Red Cross' is probably my favorite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 09:13 PM (di6C

Every time I see that scene now all I can think of is the mayor is going to tell Harry that his GPA is 0.0. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:20 PM (inGXk)

162 Your cat's name is MegaRoy?

I have so many questions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 09:20 PM (RIvkX)

163 Limit the alcohol if you are taking Tylenol though.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 09:22 PM (inGXk)

164 LOL Aetius!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:22 PM (tQtDb)

165 Penguin Facts is the Baghdad Bob of the blog.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at May 03, 2024 09:23 PM (V5BDR)

166 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with unexpected bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

167 The Paolo knows, how you say, all about the Tower of Bologna.

Posted by: Paolo's Press Agent at May 03, 2024 09:25 PM (V5BDR)

168 Charles Hawtrey was an absolute mess as a person, but was very funny in many of the Carry On films.

Posted by: Carry On Nurse at May 03, 2024 09:28 PM (V5BDR)

169 Penguin Facts is the Baghdad Bob of the blog.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at May 03, 2024 09:23 PM


Gaslighting from a witting or unwitting minion of Big Penguin? Who'd a thunk?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 09:28 PM (a3Q+t)

170 & the same to you, NaCly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:29 PM (tQtDb)

171 In The Innocents Abroad, Mark Twain described visiting Madiera and being convinced to take one of those sleds down the mountain, though he described it as going over cobble stones so that was before tarmacadam. He called it exhilarating and compared it to something he had experienced in the west, as he tended to do.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)

172 163 is spot-on

liver toxin

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:33 PM (tQtDb)

173 Night, Salty!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 09:34 PM (KQxQb)

174 Mostly Instagrammit again -- skipping makes for fast café consumption.

Bass too low to play or hear. Genius.

Posted by: mindful webworker - twittex ftw at May 03, 2024 09:34 PM (RLsaS)

175 Isn’t Ikezios the Norse god of furniture?

Posted by: Advo at May 03, 2024 09:37 PM (jO4mz)

176 I just got an ad for the border patrol. $30k sign on for those who are more age appropriate. I am thinking they aren’t interested in someone almost 53…29.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 09:40 PM (KQxQb)

177 I like the hobbit hole picture and the penguins diving off the cliff. I saw that video a few weeks ago and meant to bring it to Ace's attention but looks like he found it all by his big boy self. Good man.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 03, 2024 09:41 PM (bS+DD)

178 Don't care but Vancouver just broke the scoreless draw with 1:39 left in the period.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:42 PM (UfUdn)

179 oof

Bad turnover.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 09:42 PM (LkLld)

180 the penguins diving off the cliff. I saw that video a few weeks ago and meant to bring it to Ace's attention but looks like he found it all by his big boy self. Good man.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 03, 2024 09:41 PM


* cackles approvingly *

There'll be a little something extra in your next sardine can envelope.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 03, 2024 09:44 PM (a3Q+t)

181 dive

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:45 PM (UfUdn)

182 Can the Predators do it?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 09:46 PM (ufFY8)

183 One advantage my son has over me is that he can watch hockey in his hospital room. I am in his apartment and I am watching Community. (not the gas leak season)

We are Avalanche fans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 03, 2024 09:47 PM (gPzkP)

184 >>> 105 I suspect the penguins in back are pushing the ones in front off the cliff
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 08:25 PM (fwDg9)

Guido penguins saying 'fck you, you should have paid me'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 09:48 PM (llON8)

185 Vancouver moved on to the next round …

Yawn

Posted by: browndog is no longer a Knight Who Says Ni at May 03, 2024 09:48 PM (TTAGa)

186 182 Can the Predators do it?

Not Kreskin; just on an earlier feed than U.S. TV

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:48 PM (UfUdn)

187 Wow. Predators had FOUR good chances in the 6 on 4 final 33 seconds.

And they blew it.

Canucks advance.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 09:48 PM (ufFY8)

188 Doh!

I missed the "No" in #186!

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:49 PM (UfUdn)

189 We are Avalanche fans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 03, 2024 09:47 PM (gPzkP)

So sad for you.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Nominally a Red Wings fan at May 03, 2024 09:50 PM (ufFY8)

190 >Mark Hamill brings The Force to today's White House press briefing, calling President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"

He is killing the franchise harder than Mister Plinckett.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 09:50 PM (lhenN)

191 Best tradition in sports.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

192 Best tradition in sports.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

Yup.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Nominally a Red Wings fan at May 03, 2024 09:51 PM (ufFY8)

193 Octobass >> Octomom

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 03, 2024 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

194 Isn’t Ikezios the Norse god of furniture?
Posted by: Advo at May 03, 2024 09:37 PM (jO4mz)


No, you are thinking of Idunn, and her golden hex wrenches.

Having the correct sized hex wrench from Idunn makes you age less, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 09:54 PM (D7oie)

195 >Mark Hamill brings The Force to today's White House press briefing, calling President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"

He is killing the franchise harder than Mister Plinckett.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

It was a mistake to give him lines again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 09:55 PM (VNX3d)

196 It was a mistake to give him lines again.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 09:55 PM (VNX3d)


He was better as Arthur Pymm.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

197 Have to admit, I thought the Stars were done after losing the first two at home. Now they have a chance to close out Vegas.

STARS!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 09:57 PM (u73oe)

198 President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"

I envision a scene where he mutters "What have I done?", keels over onto the dynamite plunger, and blows up the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Bridge On The River Queer at May 03, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY8)

199 Mark Hamill is a fucking dickweed. Gawd I hate him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (gPzkP)

200 "Mark Hamill brings The Force to today's White House press briefing, calling President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"

Pathetic.

Posted by: Retief at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (s7AMs)

201 Pretty sure that several of those Penguins wer *shoved* off of the cliff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (XeU6L)

202 @198, LOL, & from your lips to His ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (tQtDb)

203 200 "Mark Hamill brings The Force to today's White House press briefing, calling President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"

Pathetic.
Posted by: Retief at May 03, 2024 09:59 PM (s7AMs)

The sad part is, they probably did not even have to pay him- he's that retarded without prompting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:02 PM (di6C2)

204 Nood. ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 10:13 PM (di6C2)

CIA Operative Brags: We Hid Information From the Commander-in-Chief All the Time

Another O'Keefe sting.

A video posted on social media by James O'Keefe features Amjad Anton Fseisi, purported to be the project manager for cyber operations at the CIA. In the video, the undercover reporter for O'Keefe Media Group gets Fseisi to admit that several intelligence agencies deliberately withheld information from Trump out of some absurd fear that he might "disclose it." Fseisi is seen in the recording admitting that intelligence agencies "all got together and said, 'We're not gonna tell Trump.'"

"The executive staff," Fseisi said in response to a question about who specifically was involved in the decision.

"We're talking about the director and his subordinates." That would include Pompeo and Haspel.

According to Fseisi, the intelligence agencies "kept information from [Trump] because we knew he'd f***ing disclose it."

"There are certain people that would... give him a high-level overview but never give him any details. You know why? Because he'll leak those details."

And can you guess why Fseisi says Trump would leak sensitive information? Because Trump is... wait for it... a Russian asset!

"He's a Russian asset," Fseisi claimed. "He's owned by the f***ing Russians."

But there's more.

"Amjad reveals to OMG's Undercover American Swiper that intel agencies not only kept intelligence information from a sitting United States President and Commander-In-Chief, they also used FISA to spy on [Donald Trump]," O'Keefe says on X/Twitter. "And his team and [sic] are still monitoring President Trump according to Amjad who says, 'We monitor everything.' Amjad adds 'we also have people that monitor his ex-wife. He likes to use burner phones' -- information only an insider with access to highly sensitive information would state."

...

When O'Keefe confronted Fseisi on the streets of Washington, D.C., he denied making the statements in the above video.

Video at the link.



Rep. Matt Gaetz
@RepMattGaetz

BREAKING: I'm formally calling on the @Weaponization Subcommittee to immediately launch an investigation into @OKeefeMedia Group's bombshell report containing video evidence that American intelligence agencies withheld intelligence from President Donald Trump before & during his presidency and used Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) authorities to spy on President Trump.

Here's an interesting and troubling fact: so-called "recovering FBI agent" Kyle Seraphim chose this moment, just as O'Keefe was readying this report, to make an insane and likely defamatory attack on O'Keefe:

As Viva Frei says, maybe this "recovering FBI agent" fell off the wagon.

He also had an insane attack on O'Keefe -- who's a single man -- for flirting in DMs with a woman he seemed to be having sex with.

Seraphin was scandalized that O'Keefe might be putting his pee-pee inside a woman he wasn't married to. Therefore we should #cancel him from the movement (just as he was working on this CIA story, which Seraphin is scrambling to debunk).

I just can't take these sanctimonious bitches who are more screechy about "harming women" than any feminist.

What's his motive? I don't know, but Seraphin sure is spinning like a top on behalf of the CIA.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




Comments

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1 Whut?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:44 PM (XeU6L)

2 Seraphin was scandalized that O'Keefe might be putting his pee-pee inside a woman he wasn't married to. Therefore we should #cancel him from the movement (just as he was working on this CIA story, which Seraphin is scrambling to debunk)

They did the same thing with Gaetz - declaring that he was wooing women with no intent to marry them. Can you believe it? BURN THE WITCH!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:44 PM (ibTVg)

3 Uh-oh.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 06:44 PM (zdLoL)

4 Gee, a Fed three-letter agency misbehaving? Say it ain't so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:45 PM (XeU6L)

5 They did the same thing with Gaetz - declaring that he was wooing women with no intent to marry them. Can you believe it?
________________

(shakes head). What is this world coming to?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

6
Sure, but they didn't shake fences.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM (RRLgz)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM (8RNuU)

8 Consider that in the 80s it was a common theme in movies to have the CIA going after reformist politicians and independent reporters. And this was presented by leftwing hollywood as a bad thing.

Now they run that same script...but in the real world.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (ibTVg)

9 Seraphin was scandalized that O'Keefe might be putting his pee-pee inside a woman he wasn't married to. Therefore
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I assume this is an attempt to distract from the fact that every single one of these men okeefe gets to talk is a flaming homosexual

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (RRLgz)

10 I think this whole story is a CIA op.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (3CVIc)

11 And as another point to consider if the CIA is "outing" O'Keefe for liking women...that's as dirty as he gets. They aren't outing him for being an Epstein client or taking bribes...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (ibTVg)

12 Huh. Was I the only one who could not connect to the blog for large portions of the day? Surely not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 06:49 PM (di6C2)

13 Fuck's aches.

This really is Soviet America, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:49 PM (+yhUM)

14 1950s NatSec: You know being gay is a security risk

2024: "every single one of these men okeefe gets to talk is a flaming homosexual"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:49 PM (ibTVg)

15 Probably

Of course gaetz was damocled by the bureau trying to save bacon of joel greenberg sleazy treasurer of seminole

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 03, 2024 06:50 PM (PXvVL)

16 Now they run that same script...but in the real world. Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (ibTVg)

Where do you think they got the idea?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 06:50 PM (r5tfK)

17 The "agent" only confirms what we already know/suspect. Give is confidence that he has the inside scoop and is divulging secret CIA info... then plants this:

And his team and [sic] are still monitoring President Trump according to Amjad who says, 'We monitor everything.' Amjad adds 'we also have people that monitor his ex-wife. He likes to use burner phones' -- information only an insider with access to highly sensitive information would state."



See! This ham n egger is spilling CiA secrets and they KNOW trump is a putin asset!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 06:50 PM (3CVIc)

18 I think this whole story is a CIA op.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Wait...what if the seeming CIA op is Rooskie disinformation?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

19 You werent the only one

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (PXvVL)

20 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (OYxA4)

21 I think this whole story is a CIA op.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM


I'm sure the Christians In Action would never even think of, much less execute, such a thing.

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

22 I think most of the people on this blog knew this was happening back when Trump was President.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (QNSds)

23

My Ani, They Burn!

Posted by: The Man With Three Ani at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (aUTNS)

24 I got blocked by Seraphim last year for calling out his bullshit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (3CVIc)

25 Huh. Was I the only one who could not connect to the blog for large portions of the day? Surely not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Nope, was Horde-wide blackout. There were fears that it was a mass embarreling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

26 Brennsn actually compromised a long term asset in al queda and he walks on water

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (PXvVL)

27 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.

He uses gay male honeypots, or at least men willing to pretend to be.

And if he is doing it and getting these results so is every American enemy and rival.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (ibTVg)

28 19 You werent the only one
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (PXvVL)

Ah, good. For some reason. I checked the blackout blog at work and did not see a new post, so I figured it might be somehow regional (even though no other site seemed to have issues.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

29 Test.

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (/6GbT)

30 It is treason what they did
And the bastards are proud they did it.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (fwDg9)

31 >@RepMattGaetz

BREAKING: I'm formally calling on the @Weaponization Subcommittee to immediately launch an investigation...
---


It will be a letter, strongly-worded, and maybe even fiery

✍️

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (/7KEl)

32 So…treason?

Posted by: John McCain at May 03, 2024 06:54 PM (Hkcdp)

33 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.
Posted by: Flyguy
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These guys are neither as bright or clever as the movies make out. They do, however have power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

34 #HowBoutThoseNorms

Posted by: John McCain at May 03, 2024 06:54 PM (Hkcdp)

35 Government of by and for the government

.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:55 PM (mKjJV)

36

AOSHQ is a CIA op!

Posted by: Paul's Perianal Pustules at May 03, 2024 06:56 PM (aUTNS)

37
those expecting CIA guys to lose their jobs over this will be disappointed

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

38 Back in the day, I said that the people (and there were hundreds of them) who were involved in Crossfire Hurricane fell into 4 groups:

1. The true conspirators -- Strzok, Page, etc., who knew the story was BS

2. The easily duped -- those who went along because they thought Trump actually was a Russian agent (likely because they were partisan Democrats predisposed to believe what the Democrat line was)

3. The overly trusting -- those who went along because they trusted their chain of command, which couldn't be wrong, and

4. The cynical careerists -- those who had enough common sense to see the tory was BS, but went along out of, at first, a belief that Hillary was going to win (which everyone knew) and no one wanted to be on their bad side and, later, out of self-protection.

It sounds like this guy was Group 2.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 06:56 PM (r5tfK)

39 Not sure why this is news. Didn't we learn this in 2017?

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

40 As I said they are proud of their Coup D'etat, they want you to know their place in it

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

41 Off topic but relevant.

New whistleblower claim.

>>@alx

>>“Donald Trump's authority as commander-in-chief was ignored by senior military leadership on January 6, 2021, claims the chief legal advisor for D.C. National Guard on that day… Claims they plotted to balk orders to deploy the National Guard to the Capitol”

https://tinyurl.com/4m223f8h

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (LkLld)

42 /zombie FJB sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

43 ...Nope, was Horde-wide blackout. There were fears that it was a mass embarreling. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)


Similar to a post WWII radioactive Japan, I'd be watching for some Moron to emerge from that mass embarraling in the form of a new and heretofore unknown mutant creature.

Oh, no, Tokyo, there goes.... BLOGZILLA!

*now, off to work for about a four hour drive*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (e6UQI)

44 Wait, this guy has Okeefs private messages? and publishes them?

The ones that are supposed to be... private, like the name says, and thus with an expectation of privacy, are protected...

or, at least supposed to be?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (xaFKb)

45 There were fears that it was a mass embarreling.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Someone posted something barrel-worthy, while socking the Barrel, and when we tried to put the barrel inside itself the HQ turned inside-out? That makes sense.

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (DgGvY)

46 Not sure why this is news. Didn't we learn this in 2017?
Posted by: Zombie Joe

We knew it; but, it had not be confirmed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (NLF8T)

47 It's generous of them to confirm it though General Milley announced it years ago that he would check with his bosses in China before acting on Trump's orders.

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (unUNN)

48
In a letter signed by 51 former intelligence personnel they disclose that O'keefe being involved in heterosexual relationships with women has all the earmarks of him being a Russian asset.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (RKVpM)

49 Haven't read it all yet, but was this chick an FBI asset sent to infiltrate?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (d0oJa)

50 I don't know, but Seraphin sure is spinning like a top on behalf of the CIA.

Maybe that's his assignment.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (njExo)

51 #HowBoutThoseNorms
Posted by: John McCain
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Homosexual sex in the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing room is the new norm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

52

What is country needs is a return to a great quality pink princess phone!

Posted by: Lance Gay at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (aUTNS)

53 It sounds like this guy was Group 2.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 06:56 PM (r5tfK)

No, this guys is STILL in group 2... even after all the evidence this was all cooked up by the Clinton Campaign.

Which means, he's either and idiot, or a True Believer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (xaFKb)

54 Did he run out of Courvoisier?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (as3uC)

55 Looks like DOD will have to be another department that will need a thorough clean out after January 20 next year. It would go better for all of them if they just retired and/or resigned.

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (unUNN)

56 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.
Posted by: Flyguy


From personal experience I can tell you that most leftist/liberals want to publicly share how they are fvcking with conservatives. They are literally eager to tell you how they screwed over republicans and they don't care about any consequences.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (QNSds)

57 Everyone above Comment #21 is a non-Nooding bastich.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

58 Those text response was pretty benign, the one who should be embarrassed is the girl. If those were after just a date or two, she seems , as she likes to say, clingy AF.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 07:00 PM (71y1j)

59 #HowBoutThoseNorms
Posted by: John McCain


Keep my name out of your filthy mouth.

Posted by: Norm Peterson at May 03, 2024 07:00 PM (DgGvY)

60 In a letter signed by 51 former intelligence personnel they disclose that O'keefe being involved in heterosexual relationships with women has all the earmarks of him being a Russian asset.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
----

For them, such relationships probably seem foreign.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

61 48
In a letter signed by 51 former intelligence personnel they disclose that O'keefe being involved in heterosexual relationships with women has all the earmarks of him being a Russian asset.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:58 PM (RKVpM)

Yup... got the memo awhile back... Only LGBTEIEIooooo are true Americans.

Heteros are all Commies now.

Posted by: Bob... NSA at May 03, 2024 07:01 PM (xaFKb)

62 Earlier when the site was gone, I thought the CIA or the FBI had arrested ace.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

63 Someone posted something barrel-worthy, while socking the Barrel, and when we tried to put the barrel inside itself the HQ turned inside-out? That makes sense.
Posted by: mikeski
-----

Space-time continuum disrupted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

64 The ones that are supposed to be... private, like the name says, and thus with an expectation of privacy, are protected... or, at least supposed to be? Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 06:57 PM (xaFKb)

2 people on those DM's, one of whom wasn't O'Keefe. Does the other one really exist?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (r5tfK)

65 We just need better candidates.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:03 PM (lX8VI)

66 What's his motive? I don't know, but Seraphin sure is spinning like a top on behalf of the CIA.

-----------------

Another one working for the CIA? Why not, if Gloria Steinem can be a CIA operative, anyone can.

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2024 07:03 PM (unUNN)

67 I saw Bacon of Joel open for Anal Pustules at the Roxy in 1981.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 07:04 PM (w6EFb)

68 From personal experience I can tell you that most leftist/liberals want to publicly share how they are fvcking with conservatives. They are literally eager to tell you how they screwed over republicans and they don't care about any consequences. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 06:59 PM (QNSds)

Plus, they don't encounter anyone conservative in their daily lives, so they just assume that the person they're talking to shares their worldview.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 07:04 PM (r5tfK)

69 Stop me if you have heard this one before, "Do me a favor." I thought so.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 03, 2024 07:04 PM (as3uC)

70 BREAKING: A Google Drive containing 200+ pro-terror and how-to documents is being circulated among encampment organizers.

https://tinyurl.com/5yzkw9kn

Posted by: Ciampino - Bacon bits for the win? at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

71 Space-time continuum disrupted. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

Did anyone check the dates and times on the posts?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (r5tfK)

72 Earlier when the site was gone, I thought the CIA or the FBI had arrested ace.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

I would sell my 1 oz silver Chupacabra to contribute to his GoFundMe.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (w6EFb)

73 Part 2: When your employees are required to comb through your Direct Messages, they might avoid your "girlfriend" and the explicit messages between "two consenting adults."

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They must be horrified that O'Keefe likes women, in their universe it's all gays and transgenders.

Posted by: Decaf at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (unUNN)

74 Whats the problem? "Disinformation," is in the nic.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (as3uC)

75 It's astonishing Trump accomplished anything.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:06 PM (lX8VI)

76 Plus, they don't encounter anyone conservative in their daily lives, so they just assume that the person they're talking to shares their worldview.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 07:04 PM (r5tfK)

This is amazing and true.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 07:07 PM (w6EFb)

77 The site being down was a test of the MAD, Moron Activation Deployment system. It was just a test.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:07 PM (mKjJV)

78 Eye roll. Everybody adds the time zone to phone calls.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 03, 2024 07:07 PM (as3uC)

79 It's astonishing Trump accomplished anything.
Posted by: ...
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Alligator-filled swamp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

80 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.
Posted by: Flyguy

-

Unattractive perverts who think they might have an opportunity to eat the other mans feces.

There aren't really that many unknowns in the pool, so when they meet a "fresh" opportunity they do their best to impress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:08 PM (IF3vp)

81 Moron Activation Deployment system. It was just a test.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:07 PM (mKjJV)

I planted some seeds, does that count?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

82 77 The site being down was a test of the MAD, Moron Activation Deployment system. It was just a test.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:07 PM (mKjJV)

Nah, MAD is now Moron Assured Destruction...

It's this button... right he......

Posted by: Bob... NSA at May 03, 2024 07:09 PM (xaFKb)

83 It was down at 4am for a half hour

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

84 Is everyone associated with the government a sex crazed pervert?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (V1S1H)

85 Plus, they don't encounter anyone conservative in their daily lives, so they just assume that the person they're talking to shares their worldview.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 07:04 PM (r5tfK)

Not only that but they think conservatives are the angry unhinged racist caricature, so when they meet the average conservative, they have no idea they're talking to one.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (lX8VI)

86
This is why section 702 needs to be extended. It is clearly written in the Bible which acts of fornication are allowed.

If O'Keefe spills his seed on the ground he must be stoned to death.

Posted by: Mike's Johnson at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (RKVpM)

87 OT: but Helldivers seems to have decided they did not like all that money. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (di6C2)

88 CNotR.

Nobody at any level has ever really believed that Trump was a Russian spy. It's just a thing to say to facilitate the coup.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 03, 2024 07:11 PM (k2pTk)

89 I forgot about the barrel...

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 07:11 PM (q177U)

90 Abolish The CIA.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

91 Amjad Anton Fseisi
......

French Arab?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

92 Miley, it certainly does. Whole Lotta people were pounding on a f5 key

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:12 PM (mKjJV)

93 Fuck Seraphin. He's always seemed like a puppet and he gained way too much cachet way too quickly to be anything other than Yet Another Op.

Anyone who has ever worked in or directly with this government in the last 20 years is to be trusted less than a rattlesnake. Believe their bullshit at your own peril.

Posted by: ballistic at May 03, 2024 07:13 PM (oqH4h)

94 Seraphin is jealous woman actually find O'Keefe attractive.

The Junta is staffed through and through with mean girls. Why should Seraphin be any different/

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

95 Hung and fed to crows and buzzards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:14 PM (ENQN6)

96 My black MAGA hat arrived! Got it thru WinRed, so,

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (IG7T0)

97 I'm genuinely confused how O'Keefe keeps getting them to talk. It's seemed ridiculous from the pimp coat Acorn days.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (OYxA4)

Government layabouts love, love, love talking about what they did to who and what for and how important they be and blah blah blah.

It's not hard to get them to talk. It's hard to get them to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

98 They omitted, "What are you wearing?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (as3uC)

99 The CIA only seems to exist to ask other governments to spy on Americans.

if they've done anything useful in the last decade or two, I'd like to hear about it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

100 Is everyone associated with the government a sex crazed pervert?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (V1S1H)
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They like to recruit among their own kind. That way they can keep each other in check.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (BpYfr)

101 Some might call it treason. We call it saving our Democracy.

Posted by: A lefty nitwit at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

102 Not just the intel community but the Pentagon we know hid information from him. Also disobeyed orders.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2024 07:16 PM (FQmDC)

103 It's astonishing Trump accomplished anything.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:06 PM (lX8VI)
.......

He wouldn't have if they all weren't such lame ass commies.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

104 So about 7 years ago I had an agent come to my door with the worst fucking sport coat I have ever seen. He was doing background on a friend.

I just asked him to leave and call the friend and said I am done.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:16 PM (ENQN6)

105 Three bodies found in search for missing Australian surfers Callum and Jake Robinson and their American friend Jack Carter Rhoad in Mexico

https://mol.im/a/13380935

Posted by: Ciampino - Drugs & sex is my bet at May 03, 2024 07:16 PM (qfLjt)

106 Miley, it certainly does. Whole Lotta people were pounding on a f5 key
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:12 PM (mKjJV)
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We really are crack monkeys when it comes to this blog...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

107 Government layabouts love, love, love talking about what they did to who and what for and how important they be and blah blah blah.

It's not hard to get them to talk. It's hard to get them to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:15 PM (R/m4+)
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So. Much. Truth.

Having lived in DC as a younger fellow, going to bars is fucking exhausting. All anyone ever wants to talk about is how important their job is and how many REALLY important people they know.

Posted by: ballistic at May 03, 2024 07:17 PM (oqH4h)

108 Is everyone associated with the government a sex crazed pervert?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:10 PM (V1S1H)
.......

They're all ugly, fat and stupid, so they take anything they can get.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

109 Mexican authorities have located three bodies in an area of northern Mexico where two Australians and one American were reported missing, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the investigation.

You cannot bring them here
Without bringing there here

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:18 PM (ENQN6)

110 Shipped by Ace Fulfillment

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 07:18 PM (IG7T0)

111 >>Abolish The CIA.

>>No one would miss them.

If you're a conspiracy minded whack job like me you might think the CIA has been running a good part of the world for the last 40+ years.

I support Trump because he's the first person in all those years to want to do something about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 07:18 PM (LkLld)

112 Three bodies found in search for missing Australian surfers Callum and Jake Robinson and their American friend Jack Carter Rhoad in Mexico

https://mol.im/a/13380935
Posted by: Ciampino - Drugs & sex is my bet
......

Zed's dead, baby.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

113 I think we're all asking the same question:

Even if Trump does get re-elected, how the hell is he supposed to have an effective term with all the departments filled with quislings?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 03, 2024 07:20 PM (roH4R)

114 I know someone who is from the DC area. Wife of a Pastor. In talking to her, a couple of things came out:

One: No matter how bad you think DC is, it's worse

and

Two: she thinks demonic activity is running rampant in DC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 07:20 PM (tT6L1)

115 If O'Keefe spills his seed on the ground he must be stoned to death.
Posted by: Mike's Johnson
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I might have warned about this.

Posted by: Onan at May 03, 2024 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

116 As Hicks recounted her experiences, she appeared to get choked up and struggled to hold back tears, prompting the court to take a brief recess.

cvnt

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:20 PM (ENQN6)

117 O'Keefe is extremely guilty of having spectacular taste in attractive women. This Kyle twerp is pretty much Sir Lancelot to James's Sir Galahad, saving him from "the peril". But James, whatever he's doing, he's always had women trying to jump him while he's doing it. From the beginning.

Like a real live Mickey Spillane character resulting from some kind of crazy 1.0 hetero guy per 60 ovulating chicks in the investigative circles he's moving in.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:21 PM (Y6IkP)

118 They don't bother hiding stuff from Joe because he won't remember twenty seconds later.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 03, 2024 07:21 PM (FxW8v)

119 Oh no. Paris Hilton had kids.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

120 Two: she thinks demonic activity is running rampant in DC.

-

I don't think most humans would be able to the difference between an alien and a demon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 07:21 PM (IF3vp)

121 More demorat-fuckery:

@amuse 1h
LAWFARE: Multiple Democrats falsely submitted anonymous tips to the FBI that their fellow Americans were at the Capitol on Jan 6th. One Democrat official reported 7 of his colleagues to the FBI. The problem? They weren't there. Someone falsely turned me in too.

Posted by: weft Carnac at May 03, 2024 07:22 PM (IG4Id)

122 Did Ike know the C.I.A. was running large scale L.S.D. experiments on unwitting participants in the military, incarcerated in prisons, and golly knows what else? In say, 1952! They’ve been doing super wacky stuff for a long, long time. Mind control, manchurian candidates, hypnosis, synthetic telepathy, occult practices, directed energy weapons. Just the stuff we know about.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 07:22 PM (DPe6y)

123 I would sell my 1 oz silver Chupacabra to contribute to his GoFundMe.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 07:05 PM (w6EFb)
******
I would sell my Rembrandt... If I owned one.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

124 They're all ugly, fat and stupid, so they take anything they can get.
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

Actually, so far as he could judge, the majority of people in Airstrip One were small, dark, and ill-favoured. It was curious how that beetle-like type proliferated in the Ministries: little dumpy men, growing stout very early in life, with short legs, swift scuttling movements, and fat inscrutable faces with very small eyes. It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party.
The little beetle-like men who scuttle so nimbly through the labyrinthine corridors of Ministries they, too, would never be vaporized. It seemed to him that he knew instinctively who would survive and who would perish: though just what it was that made for survival, it was not easy to say.

Posted by: 1984 at May 03, 2024 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

125 Turns out they really were giving .Marvin LSD.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:24 PM (mKjJV)

126 Mind control, manchurian candidates, hypnosis, synthetic telepathy, occult practices, directed energy weapons. Just the stuff we know about.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Wait, 'The Men Who Stare at Goats' wasn't fiction?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

127
Oh no. Paris Hilton had kids.
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)


Is Fetal STD Syndrome a thing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:25 PM (MoZTd)

128 TV "programming" was called such because it was intended to be just that.

Seriously.

"My programs are on." Uh-huh.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:28 PM (lX8VI)

129 Seriously though, James would be the main character in any number of 80s private dick shows. Action, comedy, dorky sidekick, women uncontrollably splooshing themselves around him, opening scene where he's having to answer a phone call in the morning, while the hot chick in bed beside him says, "oh James (pouty face) do stay,... please?"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:28 PM (Y6IkP)

130 Did Ike know the C.I.A. was running large scale L.S.D. experiments on unwitting participants in the military, incarcerated in prisons, and golly knows what else? In say, 1952! They’ve been doing super wacky stuff for a long, long time. Mind control, manchurian candidates, hypnosis, synthetic telepathy, occult practices, directed energy weapons. Just the stuff we know about.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 07:22 PM (DPe6y)

I don't believe he did. He was probably the last man who could have stopped them, and unfortunately by the time he was Prez, he was getting old. And further, as a military man, he believed in the chain of command. He would have been perfectly comfortable with not knowing things happening within his command, as long as he felt confident the people he put in charge of various departments were competent and loyal.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

131 125 Turns out they really were giving .Marvin LSD.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:24 PM (mKjJV)

Ha! One of our favorite movies.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

132 Aaaaand my wfh day is done.

I'm exhausted.

How y'all did it during the pandemic is beyond me. You're the REAL HEROES.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:29 PM (X0iLW)

133 >>Did Ike know the C.I.A. was running large scale L.S.D. experiments on unwitting participants in the military, incarcerated in prisons, and golly knows what else? In say, 1952!

Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, was a participant in Project MKUltra while he was in college at Harvard. They fried his brain.

The CIA never took credit for that little gem.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 07:30 PM (LkLld)

134 Dash, hi darlin
Keeping my fingers crossed for Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:30 PM (mKjJV)

135
How y'all did it during the pandemic is beyond me. You're the REAL HEROES.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:29 PM (X0iLW)


Work?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:31 PM (MoZTd)

136 Nurse, I am beyond delighted with wfh. I just fix my coffee, go upstairs, and do my work all day with nobody bothering me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

137 Did Ike know the C.I.A. was running large scale L.S.D. experiments on unwitting participants in the military, incarcerated in prisons, and golly knows what else? In say, 1952!

Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, was a participant in Project MKUltra while he was in college at Harvard. They fried his brain.

The CIA never took credit for that little gem.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 07:30 PM


It wasn't just the cia, the Army was still doing all sorts of off the books experiments on soldiers up until the late 1970s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)

138 OK, well, Mr. Dmlw! bothers me frequently, but nobody else bothers me.

He likes to keep me updated on current events, so I don't really mind.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

139 Keeping my fingers crossed for Oct.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:30 PM (mKjJV)

Same!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

140 He looks like a zombie.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 07:33 PM (lCWOD)

141
It wasn't just the cia, the Army was still doing all sorts of off the books experiments on soldiers up until the late 1970s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)


Explains their recent Chiefs of Staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:34 PM (MoZTd)

142
Gotta go feed the little monsters their dinner. They're all skinny and ribs showing and hip bones prominent and they do nothing but eat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

143 >>> Turns out they really were giving .Marvin LSD.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 07:24 PM (mKjJV)

I had a high school english teacher that was part of the tests. He said he thought at first it was amazing, him and his team were racing through obstacles, scaling massive walls, tearing up test dummies bare-handed. But a recording he saw showed they were mostly rolling around under tables in their own vomit and piss while screaming. That was his don't do drugs kids, mmmmmkay? speech for us.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 07:36 PM (Y6IkP)

144 The site being down was a test of the MAD, Moron Activation Deployment system. It was just a test.

Crap. I thought the site down was a GO sign.

What am I going to do with all of these dead bodies?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 07:36 PM (4HcMG)

145 Breaking911 @Breaking911 May 2
BREAKING: Russian troops enter base housing US military in Niger, US official says; US troops told to withdraw - Reuters.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 07:37 PM (UfUdn)

146 What am I going to do with all of these dead bodies?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Don't google that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:37 PM (hUZEZ)

147 121
'@amuse 1h
LAWFARE: Multiple Democrats falsely submitted anonymous tips ... Someone falsely turned me in too."

It would really amuse me if these democrats were identified somehow and had bad luck.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 03, 2024 07:37 PM (roH4R)

148 Gotta go feed the little monsters their dinner. They're all skinny and ribs showing and hip bones prominent and they do nothing but eat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 07:36 PM (MoZTd)
.......

You really should let them out of the sensory deprivation closet for an hour a day.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

149 >> But a recording he saw showed they were mostly rolling around under tables in their own vomit and piss while screaming.

huh. Must have been the brown acid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 07:38 PM (LkLld)

150 Aaaaand my wfh day is done.

I'm exhausted.

How y'all did it during the pandemic is beyond me. You're the REAL HEROES.
---------
Thanks, nurse.

Mind you, I was unemployed then so pretty well ordinary days for me.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 07:39 PM (UfUdn)

151 Ooh, cafe is open.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

152 It wasn't just the cia, the Army was still doing all sorts of off the books experiments on soldiers up until the late 1970s.

Was there any time in the past century where the Party Military wasn't overtly hostile to We The People and see Americans as anything other than tax mules to underwrite their adventures?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 07:40 PM (4HcMG)

153 BREAKING: Russian troops enter base housing US military in Niger, US official says; US troops told to withdraw - Reuters.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
......

Niger? Can't wait to heat Mean Uncle Joe talk about this one.
"N-N-N-... you sure you want me to say this? Pause."

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

154 What am I going to do with all of these dead bodies?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Rule no 1: gain access to backhoe before taking kinetic action.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at May 03, 2024 07:41 PM (i7KoL)

155 Ted was a brilliant math whiz. In those days, 16 year olds don’t get admitted to Harvard physics without some chops.

Timothy Leary was considered to be a CIA contractor. It is “interesting” to me that after playing around with Acid in the 50s - at first, the intellectual set decided that it should only be available to the “Elite”. It wasn’t yet illegal.

The Swiss were the only one who knew how to make it, and the CIA wanted to buy the world’s entire stock, in order to avoid it falling into the hands of the Soviets. Within 10 years, it was fueling the 60s Generation, Time-Life Hippies and the rest of it. One huge OP to fry everybody’s brain. Tune in, turn on, drop out, Man! Groovy!

Chemical warfare. They developed something called BZ. The gubbmint did a lot of nuclear and biological testing on the populace too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 07:43 PM (DPe6y)

156 113 I think we're all asking the same question:

Even if Trump does get re-elected, how the hell is he supposed to have an effective term with all the departments filled with quislings?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 03, 2024 07:20 PM (roH4R)
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For every department:
Fire every
Director,
Assistant Director,
Associate Director,
Associate Assistant Director

Put genuine MAGA people in place.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drugs & sex is my bet ... at May 03, 2024 07:52 PM (qfLjt)

157 ***Seraphin sure is spinning like a top on behalf of the CIA.***
----------------------------

Protecting our Democracy.

You can take it either way, injection or pill form.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 07:53 PM (lCWOD)

158 Wait, his slam against O'Keefe is about how this let's face it very weak 4, is banging a solid 10? If I was James ai would retweet the hell out of this so everyone knows what he's taking home every night, Bravo!

Posted by: Rbastid at May 03, 2024 07:53 PM (A5uGN)

159 156
Forgot, All secretaries and executive assistants need to go too. These, at the very minimum, would leak like sieves.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drugs & sex is my bet .. at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

160 156 113 I think we're all asking the same question:

Even if Trump does get re-elected, how the hell is he supposed to have an effective term with all the departments filled with quislings?
------------------

It's not like he's dumb or hasn't been preparing for the last four years.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 07:54 PM (lCWOD)

161 The inner tubes seem very busy today. 'Speedy', my little computer is not getting much purchase.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (lCWOD)

162 Amjad Anton Fseisi
......

French Arab?
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

Some flavor of Wog, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 07:59 PM (8zz6B)

163
How y'all did it during the pandemic is beyond me. You're the REAL HEROES.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 07:29 PM (X0iLW)

I didn't make a single tik tok dance video over the dead bodies of any of my library patrons. I am no hero.


*Hangs head in shame

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 09:05 PM (RLLZj)

A Healing Moment: Both Sides, Pro-Terrorist and Anti-Terrorist, Discover They Agree on One Thing

And that thing is Let's Go Brandon.

Palestine protestors and counter-protesters at the University of Alabama found a moment of unity in their shared disapproval of President Joe Biden, together chanting "f*** Joe Biden" in a now-viral video.


A new poll from Rassmussen puts Trump up by 10 in a three way race, 46% to 36%. RFJJr. picks up 9%.

Trump leads with 18-39-year-olds by two points, 36 to 34 percent.

Trump earns 21 percent of the black vote, while Biden earns just 61 percent. That number should be closer to 90 percent.

Only 70 percent of Democrats support Biden. Trump earns 16 percent Democrat support.

Trump earns 80 percent Republican support. Biden sits at ten percent.

In a five-way match-up between Trump, Biden, the Green Party's Jill Stein, Kennedy Jr., and former Harvard Professor Cornel West, The Donald's lead jumps to 12 points over Slow Joe, 48 to 36 percent. Kennedy pulls eight percent support. Stein and West top out at a single point.

In this five-way race, Trump's lead over Biden with Hispanics jumps to 15 points, 45 to 30 percent.

"Despite being on trial in New York City, former President Donald Trump has widened his lead over President Joe Biden during the past month," says the pollster.


Related: Karine Jean-Pierre was asked why Biden doesn't speak up about the anti-semitism on college campuses.

She said that he spoke out about Charlottesville, so he didn't have to call out antisemtism now.

She's actually claiming that because Biden made an opportunistic political attack on Trump, he doesn't have to call out his own voters' antisemitism.


is Houck
@CurtisHouck
AP's @ZekeJMiller
: "And then, here at home, there's been some dramatic images really across the country over the last 24-48 hours, especially with the Columbia -- UCLA last night University of Madison, Wisconsin, um other campuses. Has the President been monitoring this and why have we not heard directly from the President about these protests that have taken over its institutions of higher learning across the country, the police responses, instances of violence? Why haven't we heard directly from the President?"

KJP: "So, just a couple of things. The President is -- is being kept regularly updated on what's happening. Uh, as you just stated, across the country, he is monitoring the situation closely, so is his team. And I would just add that no President -- no president has spoken more forcefully about combating anti-Semitism than this President . Let's not forget in 2017. He was very clear what we saw -- the anti-Semitic vile that we saw in Charlottesville -- on the streets of Charlottesville. He called that out. He called that out. And one of the reasons he stepped into the 2020 election is because of what he saw, -- is because he wanted to -- uh -- he wanted to speak out and speak against what we were seeing in this country at that time -- uh -- democracy was under attack. Our freedoms were under attack, and we're still fighting for that today, obviously, but it -- he hasn't just done that by speaking. As you heard from my topper, he's taken action. He's taken action by moving forward with the first ever U.S. national strategy to counter anti-Semitism, more than 100 new actions -- uh -- have -- were introduced, obviously, in that strategy, and that is how seriously this President takes it. Uh, and I think what's important here is that he's taken action on this issue."

Very fine people on both sides were chanting, "Fuck Joe Biden."

Posted by: huerfano

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 The fake Charlottesville crap ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 05:44 PM (Akjoo)

2 The pro terrorists will now do a 180 and support Biden. They can’t be seen agreeing with American loving conservatives no matter what .

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (MNhXM)

3 The first time I agree with on campus whiners.
FJB.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (NLF8T)

4 Very fine people on both sides were chanting, "Fuck Joe Biden."

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (VGOMa)

5 "As you heard from my topper ..."

She's a bottomer?

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (MvF+J)

6 Charlottesville had nothing to do with Jews and anti semitism. I’m willing to buy a farm to bet the farm that’s Biden didn’t call out anti semitism at the time.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (MNhXM)

7 Very fine people on both sides were chanting, "Fuck Joe Biden."

Posted by: huerfano

Hah!

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

8 Afternoon.

Hey, was the blog down earlier or was it just me?

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (1Yy3c)

9 Didn't Trump say there was very fine pussy on both sides?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 05:50 PM (1bNHn)

10 We’re Jewish people attempting to tear down statues in Charlottesville?

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:50 PM (MNhXM)

11 Hey, was the blog down earlier or was it just me?
Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (1Yy3c)

It was just you... Nah, it was out

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (Akjoo)

12 It's nice to see the HQ again. It was down while I ate lunch at work and tried to access. Down Dectector listed mu.nu as down all week.

Posted by: Raphael at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (Vf0uo)

13 Were = we’re

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (MNhXM)

14 FUCK JOE BIDEN! YEAH!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

15 14 FUCK JOE BIDEN! YEAH!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

Metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 05:52 PM (Akjoo)

16 I, too, was concerned when the blog was down. No problems elsewhere. So glad all is well again.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:52 PM (w6EFb)

17 Ace, you should do an entire post with all the Frat boy videos. They are wonderful.
Here's one

https://tinyurl.com/ye2amhbj

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

18 Trump earns 21 percent of the black vote, while Biden earns just 61 percent. That number should be closer to 90 percent.

All the giveaways in the world won't save you in a "respect culture" when you're the most disrepectable SOB on the planet.

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2024 05:53 PM (DgGvY)

19 Joe And The Ho Have Got To Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM (R/m4+)

20 .._. ._ _ _ _…

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM (JSF6W)

21 I think each side have different reasons for their Fuck Joe Biden chant.

Like the Soviet Union and the Western Allies chanting F Adolf Hitler.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM)

22 It's a wonderful thing when mobs come together!

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (JwHpX)

23 Things are looking pretty grim out there.

Probably a good time for a massive tax hike!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (q7hip)

24 FJB

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (Ja3qS)

25 https://tinyurl.com/5n8wz5zb

And another

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (t/2Uw)

26 I think each side have different reasons for their Fuck Joe Biden chant.

Like the Soviet Union and the Western Allies chanting F Adolf Hitler.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM)

It's complicated.

Posted by: life at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (w6EFb)

27 As you heard from my topper, he's taken action.

Her mop-top can't be any more stupid than she is, and could, with a significant probability, be smarter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)

28 LOL, joe biden can fvck up both sides of any position he takes......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (QNSds)

29 19 Joe And The Ho Have Got To Go!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM (R/m4+)

Ho Ho, Ho ho. Joe and the Ho have to go


Free America now Free America now

From the River to the sea Joe and the Ho must flee

One Nation solution

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (Akjoo)

30 Joe Biden, The Great Healer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (q7hip)

31 And another

https://tinyurl.com/4xpc2faw

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 05:59 PM (t/2Uw)

32 Fuck Joe Biden, the Great United.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 05:59 PM (ufFY8)

33 Very fine people on both sides were chanting, "Fuck Joe Biden."
Posted by: huerfano
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Oh, very well done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 06:00 PM (RRLgz)

34 Well, Roll Tide = FJB
Even Auburn folks can agree with that!

Posted by: Tom22ndState at May 03, 2024 06:01 PM (clIIx)

35 His butt got wiped, you know. By Corn Pop.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 06:01 PM (w6EFb)

36 This is NOT what we meant by 'unity'!!!

Posted by: WEFtard CEOs at May 03, 2024 06:01 PM (llON8)

37 The Great Uniter!

Fuck Joe Autocorrect.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 06:02 PM (ufFY8)

38 This is what I was saying. We never hear about disunity in the Democrat base for obvious reasons but it's YUGE and growing.

The Democrat base is a collection of broken toys that don't agree on much other than they want Uncle Sugar to give them stuff. But that's about it. Now the cracks are starting to show thanks to Joe's idiotic policies and now they agree on something else, they really hate Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)

39 .._. ._ _ _ _…
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM


Edited for clarity

Posted by: Ralphie at May 03, 2024 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

40 I'm sure his handlers are sheltering him from such behavior.

If Joe saw this I think he would probably get really pissed but forget about it tomorrow.

"I remember those youths shouting my name!"

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 06:04 PM (QB+5g)

41
Now the cracks are starting to show thanks to Joe's idiotic policies and now they agree on something else, they really hate Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)

________

Instead of mailing in 10 ballots for him, they'll only mail in 5!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 06:04 PM (MoZTd)

42 The Left are united based solely on their hatred of the Right and America.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:04 PM (MNhXM)

43 Huerfano nailed it.

They seem to disagree on just about everything...but they REALLY like that Brandon guy.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:04 PM (SVfFu)

44 The Democrat base is a collection of broken toys that don't agree on much other than they want Uncle Sugar to give them stuff.

The Island of Misfit Soys.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

45 It must suck to be KJP and have to spout such mendacious lies on a daily basis.

Her soul is as shriveled as a raisin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

46 I have a brain freeze. What was the phrase the reporter said the crowd was saying instead of Fuck Joe Biden?

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (MNhXM)

47 Does Joe know how many people hold him in complete contempt, or is he oblivious?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (JLq/1)

48 Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: nckate at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (4bYb7)

49 >>The Island of Misfit Soys.



Damn. Comments are on fire.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (SVfFu)

50 "Fuck Joe Biden" a brief history via Wiki:
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On October 2, 2021, racing driver Brandon Brown was being interviewed by NBC Sports reporter Kelli Stavast at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama, following his victory in the NASCAR Xfinity Series 2021 Sparks 300 race which was shortened due to darkness. Fans were chanting "Fuck Joe Biden",and this became audible to viewers of the broadcast. On the live broadcast, while wearing a headset reporter Stavast stated, "You can hear the chants from the crowd, 'Let's go, Brandon!'" As of December 2023, Stavast has not clarified whether she misunderstood the chant or whether she intentionally misquoted it. A reporter with the Associated Press said that the chant was "at first difficult to make out".

The more you know.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

51 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (T4tVD)

52 Fake (X)
Ghey. (X)

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (o2ZRX)

53
Her soul is as shriveled as a raisin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

__________

And Heaven knows raisins are the fruit of Satan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (MoZTd)

54 Her soul is as shriveled as a raisin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

Or does it explode?

Posted by: Langston Hughes at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (ufFY8)

55 Does Joe know how many people hold him in complete contempt, or is he oblivious?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (JLq/1)
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You have to wonder if FJB is given any accurate polling data at all.

His mind is so far gone at this point he probably thinks he's even more wonderful than his predecessor Chocolate Jesus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

56 Erev Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (SHAib)

57 Biden was just complaing this past week about 7 year olds, in the heartlands, giving him the finger.

They aren't hiding this from him.

People hate his fucking guts and he knows it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (SVfFu)

58 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG

You read my mind. Thanks.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

59 I heard a good quip on the radio today, can't credit as I didn't catch who said it. Something like ...

This is the first election that both candidates have been ordered not to speak in public.

Posted by: old chick at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (F3Dlr)

60 I have a brain freeze. What was the phrase the reporter said the crowd was saying instead of Fuck Joe Biden?
Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (MNhXM)
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BOO-URNS!

Posted by: Waylan Smithers at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

61
Palestine protestors and counter-protesters at the University of Alabama found a moment of unity in their shared disapproval of President Joe Biden, together chanting "f*** Joe Biden" in a now-viral video.

Campaign promise of Joe to 'unite' the nation status?

☑ Acheived

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:09 PM (RKVpM)

62 Rachel "Madcow" Maddox says Colin Allred is Ted Cruz's worst nightmare.

I think Chuy would be his worst nightmare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

63 45 It must suck to be KJP and have to spout such mendacious lies on a daily basis.

Her soul is as shriveled as a raisin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)
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You know what else she's got that is shriveled?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hey lady the Internet is forever at May 03, 2024 06:09 PM (qfLjt)

64 57 Biden was just complaing this past week about 7 year olds, in the heartlands, giving him the finger.

They aren't hiding this from him.

People hate his fucking guts and he knows it.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:08 PM (SVfFu)
______
Joe insists he's the one who should be fingering them.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:09 PM (1bNHn)

65
Dear me, some places north of Houston have gotten over 20 inches of rain over the last few days. We've scarcely had anything here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 06:10 PM (MoZTd)

66 Rachel "Madcow" Maddox says Colin Allred is Ted Cruz's worst nightmare.

I think Chuy would be his worst nightmare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

My worst nightmare is asleep in the WH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:10 PM (SHAib)

67 45 It must suck to be KJP and have to spout such mendacious lies on a daily basis.

Her soul is as shriveled as a raisin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

We disavow any connection to her WHATSO EVER ...

Big Raisin has, and always will back The Donald !!!

Posted by: Big Raisin at May 03, 2024 06:10 PM (TTAGa)

68 Does Joe know how many people hold him in complete contempt, or is he oblivious?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Have you seen his sneer? Our helplessness is part of his kink…

Posted by: Adriane the Gas Station Sushi Critic . . . at May 03, 2024 06:10 PM (4Winp)

69 Biden actually makes me realize the virtues of Carter and Clinton.

Note I didn't say Obama.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:11 PM (1bNHn)

70
Rachel "Madcow" Maddox says Colin Allred is Ted Cruz's worst nightmare.

_________

The only thing the guy talks about is abortion abortion abortion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 06:11 PM (MoZTd)

71 Jim Hanson
The end of toxic emasculation
https://tinyurl.com/mw9y4tpn

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 06:12 PM (t/2Uw)

72 And we know that the enemedia is going to get to the bottom of this and find out the names of the pro-Israel students that were chanting. Obviously, the pro-terrorist side was forced to join in because the opposition threatened their lives if they didn't.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 03, 2024 06:12 PM (Ujnjg)

73 A new poll from Rassmussen puts Trump up by 10 in a three way race, 46% to 36%. RFJJr. picks up 9%.
______
OTOH, I don't really believe that.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:13 PM (1bNHn)

74 Hiya Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 06:14 PM (T4tVD)

75 Afternoon.

Hey, was the blog down earlier or was it just me?
Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (1Yy3c)

It was just me.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (T4tVD)

76 Usually stuff like this blows over.

Fuck Joe Biden / Let's Go Brandon / FJB has legs far beyond most other phenomenon.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (SVfFu)

77 Jim Hanson
The end of toxic emasculation
https://tinyurl.com/mw9y4tpn

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 06:12 PM (t/2Uw)
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Needs more Muppets!

Posted by: Waylan Smithers at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

78 It's not only that he made an attack on his opponent so he doesn't have to speak out, it's that they're actually trying to turn this into an attack on his opponent. Unreal.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (lX8VI)

79 It ain't warm out thar.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (T4tVD)

80 If Cruz loses I will be making some big decisions.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:15 PM (MNhXM)

81 It must suck to be KJP and have to spout such mendacious lies on a daily basis.

-

It would be interesting to know if she is aware of how bad she is at her job or if she thinks she's the best that has ever done it.

I'm betting the latter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 06:16 PM (IF3vp)

82 KJP is has won the Indecipherable Talking Points Mash-Up Category for two years in a row in the Annual Press Flack World Championships.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2024 06:16 PM (5fDan)

83 By any rights the Marxists should get slaughter, even with the entire Democrats Propaganda Ministry on their side

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:16 PM (fwDg9)

84 Dr. Bandy X. Lee, a Harvard academic and writer, suggests there's another reason for Trump's drowsy demeanor.

"Given his emotional fragility, he is likely falling into a dissociative state to avoid the pain of facing intolerable facts about Ihimself," she shared with Daily Express US. "His unusual behavior can be interpreted as frantic efforts to escape his own sense of inadequacy and worthlessness, and here he is trapped."
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The left just never ceases to amaze with the depths of asinine stupidity they will plumb to sate their Trump hate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:17 PM (txAno)

85 It would be interesting to know which 20 something intern puts together the briefing book for KJP. It is hard to believe that there are that many completely clueless people workiing int he White House.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 06:17 PM (t/2Uw)

86 It's not hard to agree on what is manifestly true.

Joe Biden sucks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

87
A new poll from Rassmussen puts Trump up by 10 in a three way race, 46% to 36%. RFJJr. picks up 9%.
______
OTOH, I don't really believe that.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:13 PM


Read the 1980 Wiki on Carter vs Reagan with John Anderson in the mix. Those numbers you listed are virtually the exact same.

A certain fixed percentage of (I)'s and (D)'s threw a 'protest vote' at at Anderson and screwed Carter. History...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:18 PM (RKVpM)

88 >>Instead of mailing in 10 ballots for him, they'll only mail in 5!

Have you seen any of the videos coming out of meetings the residents in places like Chicago and NYC are having with their elected leaders? Seems they aren't real happy with the new comers getting all of their stuff. And then there are the not so small mattesr of inflation and crime.

Saw one very fiesty black woman from Chicago who was venting her anger in an interview. She was pretty articulate. She didn't come right out and say "This is MAGA country!" but the Make America Great Again cap she was sporting kind of spoke for her.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:18 PM (LkLld)

89 I personally cannot wait for KJP to go into the real world and get a job. Everyone will be like "Why did we hire you and not be able to get rid of her." It will be like Don Lemon. "You take her, No You take her."
Comedy Gold

Posted by: Picric at May 03, 2024 06:19 PM (13tTk)

90 r. Bandy X. Lee, a Harvard academic and writer, suggests there's another reason for Trump's drowsy demeanor.

"Given his emotional fragility, he is likely falling into a dissociative state to avoid the pain of facing intolerable facts about Ihimself," she shared with Daily Express US. "His unusual behavior can be interpreted as frantic efforts to escape his own sense of inadequacy and worthlessness, and here he is trapped."
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The left just never ceases to amaze with the depths of asinine stupidity they will plumb to sate their Trump hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:17 PM (txAno)

Just the usual Leftist projection. Though it’s become more ludicrous lately.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

91 American troops in Niger have declared “increased readiness” due to the deployment of Russian specialists at the same base as them, the African country’s security forces reported.

AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (uxCna)

92 I personally cannot wait for KJP to go into the real world and get a job. Everyone will be like "Why did we hire you and not be able to get rid of her." It will be like Don Lemon. "You take her, No You take her."
Comedy Gold
Posted by: Picric at May 03, 2024 06:19 PM (13tTk)



She has MSNBC written all over her, Unless don lemon starts his own network

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (SHAib)

93 Chances are any hostages even if alive will be total mentally wrecks.
I have doubts only a few ate left

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (fwDg9)

94 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

95 American troops in Niger have declared “increased readiness” due to the deployment of Russian specialists at the same base as them, the African country’s security forces reported.


I wonder if the Ruskies brought any Vodka and Caviar? And russian women also. Oh how I love em them russian women

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:22 PM (SHAib)

96
Dr. Bandy X. Lee, a Harvard academic and writer, suggests there's another reason for Trump's drowsy demeanor.

_________

Never trust anyone with an X in his name.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 06:22 PM (MoZTd)

97 It's not hard to agree on what is manifestly true.

Joe Biden sucks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

I know what you're saying here but I think these days it's pretty freakin difficult to agree on what is manifestly true!

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM (lX8VI)

98 94 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)
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Well, "severe weather conditions" destroyed our Mulberry in 1944.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM (1bNHn)

99 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

I read that because of weather, it was turned over to the Israelis and towed in port at Ashdot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM (SHAib)

100 The left just never ceases to amaze with the depths of asinine stupidity they will plumb to sate their Trump hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:17 PM (txAno)
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Asinine stupidity, or slavish devotion?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

101 Are

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

102 I will never forgive Corn Pop for wimping out at the last moment.

Posted by: Paco at May 03, 2024 06:24 PM (njExo)

103 Are are troops still surrounded and starving in Sudan?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:24 PM (mKjJV)

104 She has MSNBC written all over her, Unless don lemon starts his own network
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (SHAib)

She cannot even formulate and deliver one remark in sensible English. Talking is not her strong suit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 06:24 PM (jpjFa)

105 >>I read that because of weather, it was turned over to the Israelis and towed in port at Ashdot


Due to Weather...

and we know who controls the weather.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:24 PM (SVfFu)

106 Sundowner administration will be suppy Hamas as soon as its finished

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

107 American troops in Niger have declared “increased readiness” due to the deployment of Russian specialists at the same base as them, the African country’s security forces reported.

Let me be clear. Pause. Dot Dot Dot. Look right and look left. I pause as your president look right look left am not about to send American boys pause for effect 9 or 10,000 miles away from home to do what Niger boys ought to be doing for themselves. Pause. Step back. Exit To the Right.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Teleprompter King at May 03, 2024 06:25 PM (R/m4+)

108 Bandy X Lee sounds like a stripper.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:25 PM (1bNHn)

109 Dr. Bandy X. Lee, a Harvard academic and writer,

Well, if she's from Harvard...LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:25 PM (XkYcA)

110
That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

I'd give them a dozen freshly creosoted posts and some 2 X 6 lengths of pressure treated lumber and a bag of 16 penny nails and only charge $275 million.

We need to return to free market solutions.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

111 We don't pay you two sides to agree with each other, for crying out loud!

Posted by: The Deep State at May 03, 2024 06:26 PM (qL8Uu)

112 American troops in Niger have declared “increased readiness” due to the deployment of Russian specialists at the same base as them, the African country’s security forces reported.

AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 03, 2024 06:20 PM (uxCna)

I would have our troops withdrawn and the base would be leveled an hour later.. of course Biden has showed they will do the opposite. I wonder how much equipment they will leave behind this time.

As an aside that’s what I would have done with the equipment we left behind in Afghanistan. I would have had it all gathered up into groups , the number depending on logistics and they would have all been target practice.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:27 PM (MNhXM)

113 "what Niger boys ought to be doing for themselves."
______
They wouldn't dare have Brandon read that.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)

114 Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp
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Ok now that I have seen it, what the f*ck are these people thinking? What insanity is this?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:27 PM (RIvkX)

115 The left just never ceases to amaze with the depths of asinine stupidity they will plumb to sate their Trump hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:17 PM (txAno)

Fragility? The guy delivering pizza to NYFD didn't appear fragile at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 06:27 PM (jpjFa)

116 The thing about that pier... it was reportedly going to be "permanent."

That ain't it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

117 BREAKING: Students at Princeton are going on a hunger strike until the college board meets their demands.

https://tinyurl.com/33wwbwkp

Bwah Ha Ha Ha!
Send in ham and bacon sandwiches after 10 hours or so.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bacon bits for the win at May 03, 2024 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

118 You have to wonder if FJB is given any accurate polling data at all.
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Given that both Nicolae and Elena have snapped at reporters silly enough to question them, both with the insane assertion that the questioner must be looking at the wrong polls :

No, no one near the Biden's dare give them accurate polls

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:30 PM (txAno)

119 ...they are planning to Complete the Construction of the Dock as well as the 5-Mile Temporary Floating Causeway that will Connect to the Shore.
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WTF?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 06:30 PM (50n2b)

120 28 days until the start of Pride Month 2024!

It's time to refresh your decorations, folks! Don't be caught unaware, and lose fabulousness points.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:31 PM (a3Q+t)

121 BREAKING: Students at Princeton are going on a hunger strike until the college board meets their demands. Princeton stops boring them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

122 The thing about that pier... it was reportedly going to be "permanent."

That ain't it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


You want permanent? That's extra!

Posted by: The Pentagon at May 03, 2024 06:31 PM (pEcHx)

123 FJB just doesn't cut it anymore. I wish him a raging case of shingles in his dessicated nut sack and asshole

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:32 PM (mKjJV)

124 "It must suck to be KJP and have to spout such mendacious lies on a daily basis."

But, that is the only reason she has the job ... that and her black lesbian social credit score points. (and short person ... does that yield points social credit score system?)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

125
I never did get the 'hunger strike' thing. Who gives a shit if you starve yourself to death?

Not me, even on my best day.

Don't even drink water. Make it quick.

I should be a better person but I'm not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:32 PM (RKVpM)

126 Asinine stupidity, or slavish devotion?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM

Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2024 06:33 PM (6vIY6)

127 *snores*

Wait, wut?

*falls back asleep*

Posted by: Princeton Boys at May 03, 2024 06:33 PM (RIvkX)

128 >>I never did get the 'hunger strike' thing.


Terrible Song.
2/10
Would not dance to it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:33 PM (SVfFu)

129 Well, if she's from Harvard...LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:25 PM


You know who else is from Harvard?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at May 03, 2024 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Seen on X

“Barbieland Intifada"

In describing some of the college 'Kill the Jews' 'protests'. Funneh!

https://tinyurl.com/ye29jdj2 Goes to Instapundit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 06:34 PM (xA5g+)

131 If you want permanent you will need a breaker to create a harbor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:34 PM (MNhXM)

132 BREAKING: Students at Princeton are going on a hunger strike until the college board meets their demands.

I think classes and finals are probably over by the end of next week. Even Jesus-who wasn't a Palestinian fasted longer than a week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:34 PM (XkYcA)

133 The hunger strike will last from 8am to 10am M W and Fridays.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:35 PM (mKjJV)

134 BTW if you've bet $$ on the ponies at Churchill Downs, the pre-Derby races are on.

*Pre Derby*

Nobody freakout.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

135 Barky's minions are out to help Hamas
Nothing goes in Gaza without going through Hamas

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

136 Triggypuff could use a hunger strike.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

137
Terrible Song.
2/10
Would not dance to it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 06:33 PM


That's harsh, nice rhythm.

:: pulls out gun and shoots garrett ::

Posted by: The Geator with the Heater at May 03, 2024 06:36 PM (RKVpM)

138 Triggypuff could use a hunger strike.
Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 06:35 PM


-2/10.

Would not bang.

Posted by: J. Random Single 'Ron at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

139 You know who else is from Harvard?
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at May 03, 2024 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

Yes; John Witherspoon, signer of the Declaration of Independence was a Professor and President there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (XkYcA)

140 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp
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I-- having no engineering training whatsoever-- said from the beginning:
There's a reason there is not already a port there.
Seaports are tricky, complicated things.
And that area has had ships and boats of all sizes for thousands of years. With every possible experience in every possible port.
And not one civilization in that time has been stupid enough to try a seaport at Gaza.
But, Biden is up to, or down to, the challenge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (txAno)

141 Well, "severe weather conditions" destroyed our Mulberry in 1944.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:23 PM


Climate change was causing disasters even then!

Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg at May 03, 2024 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

142 Any Q7 owners out there?

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 06:39 PM (IG7T0)

143
Yes; John Witherspoon, signer of the Declaration of Independence was a Professor and President there.

I don't know about John Witherspoon but John Barleycorn must die.

Posted by: Traffic at May 03, 2024 06:39 PM (RKVpM)

144 And not one civilization in that time has been stupid enough to try a seaport at Gaza.
But, Biden is up to, or down to, the challenge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Very shallow and bedrock bottom?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 06:40 PM (50n2b)

145 But, Biden is up to, or down to, the challenge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (txAno)
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No joke, jack.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

146 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (XkYcA)

Sorry; That was PrincetonUniv Witherspoon was the President of. The greatest Protestant theologian of the US-Jonathan Edwards- was at Harvard. Both are greater scholars and were probably greater humans beings than Mr. Hogg .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:41 PM (XkYcA)

147 Thinking of getting a 2017 as a 2nd car

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 06:41 PM (IG7T0)

148 Colin Allred is this year's Beto. Hopefully he'll siphon off $20-30 million that could be used more productively elsewhere by coastal Dem donors.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2024 06:43 PM (r5tfK)

149 >>where they are planning to Complete the Construction of the Dock as well as the 5-Mile Temporary Floating Causeway that will Connect to the Shore.

A 5 mile temporary floating causeway. On the open sea.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:43 PM (LkLld)

150 and short person ... does that yield points social credit score system?)
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I'd like to respond with "no," but there was a sign out front that said "you must be this tall to comment"

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 06:44 PM (wQXfi)

151 A hunger strike is a stupid ruse. It relies on the opponent caring about the striker. If 200 anti Semites and anti Americans starve, what do I care?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 06:45 PM (XD0oz)

152 screaming in digital ready for your trip?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:45 PM (mKjJV)

153 And not one civilization in that time has been stupid enough to try a seaport at Gaza.
But, Biden is up to, or down to, the challenge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM


It's entirely possible one or more have tried.

The point you're making is no civilization has ever banged a cheerleader in a port there.

Posted by: John Mason at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

154 Gaza has a magnificent seaport. So great, in fact, that it is without peer pier!

And, a pier can't be made permanent, unless affixed to the seabed, but FJB ain't bothering with that detail.

But, I'll stop now, lest I be accused of really Piling On.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM (e6UQI)

155
A 5 mile temporary floating causeway. On the open sea.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:43 PM


What could conceivably go wrong? Serious question.

Posted by: No, It is Not at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM (RKVpM)

156 I'd like to respond with "no," but there was a sign out front that said "you must be this tall to comment"
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 06:44 PM


Oops! That was out there for AtC.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

157 Ben Had, not yet, but making progress. Have arrangements for Mom and the cat which is a big relief. Ordered some needed things yesterday.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (wQXfi)

158 Watching Downfall on YouTube, first time ever saw what the meme was really

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

159 150 and short person ... does that yield points social credit score system?)
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I'd like to respond with "no," but there was a sign out front that said "you must be this tall to comment"
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024

Wait a minute here! 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (71y1j)

160 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?

Here it is under construction...

https://tinyurl.com/mpw554kp
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I-- having no engineering training whatsoever-- said from the beginning:
There's a reason there is not already a port there.
Seaports are tricky, complicated things.
And that area has had ships and boats of all sizes for thousands of years. With every possible experience in every possible port.
And not one civilization in that time has been stupid enough to try a seaport at Gaza.
But, Biden is up to, or down to, the challenge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:37 PM (txAno)
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For $300 million, it better come with a casino well-stocked with hookers and blackjack.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (BpYfr)

161 Gaza has a magnificent seaport. So great, in fact, that it is without peer pier!

And, a pier can't be made permanent, unless affixed to the seabed, but FJB ain't bothering with that detail.

But, I'll stop now, lest I be accused of really Piling On.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 06:46 PM


At least they'll never need to be scraped, and thus FJB won't receive a barnacle bill.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

162 Dr. Bandy X. Lee, I looked her up. Asian gal.

She held a conference on how dangerous Trump is; wrote a book from it, "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump."

And testified to the CO legislature that family courts are too nice to men.
Because all men are violent and abusive.
So family court judges should be stripped of official immunity if the father is given any custody and the child is abused or killed.
Forcing judges to never grant custody of any sort to any fathers to be safe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 06:48 PM (txAno)

163 Gotta get out and mow before the rain gets here

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 06:49 PM (wQXfi)

164 158 Watching Downfall on YouTube, first time ever saw what the meme was really
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

It's a disturbing movie on so many levels ...

Posted by: browndog didn't like the dog getting poisoned at May 03, 2024 06:49 PM (TTAGa)

165 Austin declared that US troops working on the boondoggle could return fire if fired upon

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:50 PM (mKjJV)

166 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

167 New whistleblower claim.

>>@alx

>>“Donald Trump's authority as commander-in-chief was ignored by senior military leadership on January 6, 2021, claims the chief legal advisor for D.C. National Guard on that day… Claims they plotted to balk orders to deploy the National Guard to the Capitol”

Article is in the Daily Mail.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

168 I keep trying...and failing...to imagine a spokesperson worse at their job than KJP. Most of the time it would be better if she just didn't answer the question.

Her hair, her eyeshadow. She's always looking down when she is talking...she rambles....sheesh.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 03, 2024 06:52 PM (ARlwA)

169 That "pier" we're building for Gaza? $300+ million?
____

I know, it looks pathetic for $300mm. Were you expecting a repair of the Francis Scott Key bridge for $300mm. This being a smart military blog, let me explain. Materials are only about 20%, the rest is logistics and other overhead. Other overhead, which is largely made up of kickbacks to congress, has really gone up, what with the inflation and all that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 06:53 PM (SDI6g)

170 155
A 5 mile temporary floating causeway. On the open sea.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 06:43 PM

What could conceivably go wrong? Serious question.
Posted by: No, It is Not

Ever hear of waves, maybe the Verrazano bridge? 5 miles is a long distance and concrete and steel really isn't elastic enough.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 03, 2024 07:02 PM (qZdIZ)

Trump's Defense Finds a Lot of Helpful Testimony from a Surprising Source -- Stormy Daniel's Lawyer/Blackmail Agent

Stormy Daniels' lawyer was quizzed as a witness in Trump's bulls*** trial.

He made a bunch of statements that are very helpful to Trump.

First of all, he made it clear that Stormy Daniels was pressuring Trump to pay her off or else she'd go public with her claims.

This is called "blackmail" in most jurisdictions. Jurors may well wonder who the victim is here. Surely not the "New York state political disclosure laws."


The ex-lawyer of adult film actress Stormy Daniels testified Thursday that he thought Donald Trump was "going to lose" the 2016 presidential election, and pressed trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen to settle the payment before losing "leverage."

During the final rounds of questioning to Daniel's lawyer, Keith Davidson, he admitted he spoke to Cohen, pressing him to settle the $130,000 payment to Daniels to quiet her claims of an alleged extramarital affair she had with Trump in 2006, before the 2016 election. He said Trump "will lose", and subsequently his client would lose her leverage. Trump has denied every having the affair.

That phone call was described as intense and full of expletives. Trump's defense team is hoping to connect that call with Davidson's alleged pattern of squeezing people for money during vulnerable times.

Well, yeah.

Next, for reasons I'm not clear on, the sleazebag extortionist insisted that the payments to Stormy Daniels were not hush money at all.

The jury doesn't have to accept his claim. But the Soros DA is claiming Trump covered up "hush money" payments, and the party who negotiated those payments (or extorted them) says they weren't hush money payments at all.

They were just "consideration." The quid for the quo of Stormy Daniels not carrying through with her blackmail threat.


Davidson earlier Thursday said that the $130,000 payment to Daniels was not "hush money," but a "consideration" payment.

Consideration" is a contractual legal term for what someone gives in return for the promise to abide by a contract; in this case, money. The payment was labeled "legal fees" in Trump's accounting, which prosecutors allege amounted to fraud.

Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Johsua Steinglass earlier pressed Davidson about Daniels' statement, which Davidson prepared for his client, that denied any relationship with Trump and said that her only interaction with Trump was "a few public appearances and nothing more."

"Rumors that I have received hush money from Donald Trump are completely false," the statement says."I don't believe that Stormy ever alleged that any interaction with Trump was 'romantic,'" Davidson testified Thursday.

But it is his understanding that Daniels had a sexual encounter with Trump.He also said the payment "wasn't a payoff.""It wasn't a payoff. And it wasn't hush money. It was consideration," Davidson said. Davidson added that he would never use "hush money" to describe the money exchange. He would only refer to it as "consideration."

Finally, the extortionist revealed reasons to doubt the Soros DA's "star witness" Michael Cohen. Cohen was so distraught that Trump was not taking him to DC that he considered suicide.

That is a huge motive to lie to get vengeance.

"Can you f---ing believe I'm not going to Washington after everything I've done for that guy. I can't believe I'm not going to Washington...I've save[d] his a--..."Cohen told Davidson. According to Davidson, Cohen wanted to be Attorney General or White House chief of staff.

Davidson testified that he thought Cohen was so distressed that he wasn't going to work in the Trump administration that he might kill himself.

Trump continues thwarting the Democrats' scheme to keep him too tied up in court to do any campaigning:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:55 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (dy/xE)

2 Jeepers ace, glad you're back. That was skeery.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (dy/xE)

3 hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 04:56 PM (R4t5M)

4 Yoooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 04:58 PM (BG4vv)

5 Hi

Posted by: Ciampino - How many gerbils under the hood?? at May 03, 2024 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

6 I've never seen the victim of blackmail arrested on TV cop shows unless they murder the blackmailer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

7 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (dy/xE)

What’d I miss

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 04:59 PM (BG4vv)

8 7 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (dy/xE)

What’d I miss
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 04:59 PM (BG4vv)

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Ace got mushy about how much the commenters were what helped make this place special.

About 20 minutes later, the whole site went down.

Coincidence? THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

9 And I was not on board the Trump re-election train a few months ago.

I am now. Not because he's perfect. But because there must be a lot we don't know for the junta to be so dedicated to his destruction.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (dy/xE)

10 I need medical advice from the group

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)

11 I'm not impressed with the legal eagles on either side in that shit show.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (Q4IgG)

12 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

Right on.

Ace though we may disagree I love you bro. No homo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:02 PM (BG4vv)

13 Even if Trump did pay hush money so what? It's not illegal. Bubba Clinton had a whole group in his campaign to deal with "bimbo eruptions".

Nothing Trump did was illegal yet here we are.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:02 PM (LkLld)

14 I need medical advice from the group
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)
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You've come to the wrong group.

If a hot iron don't solve your problems, then we're all out of ideas.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fElN)

15 “Next, for reasons I'm not clear on, the sleazebag extortionist insisted that the payments to Stormy Daniels were not hush money at all.”

He was calling it “consideration” (which is perfectly legal and indeed the basis of any valid contract) rather than “hush money” because the latter, when coupled with the obvious blackmail-y circumstances of the payment, would open up him (and his client) to a criminal bribery claim. Remember, that’s what got Avenatti, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (UBCIr)

16 Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)

What’s up broski

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (BG4vv)

17 Minor good news:

@MrAndyNgo 8m
Breaking: Two San Diego Antifa members (Jeremy White and Brian Lightfoot) on trial for a felony violent conspiracy in the “Antifa trial of the decade” have been found GUILTY. In depth report to come soon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (IG4Id)

18 -
I need medical advice from the group

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM -

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Would you say you prefer dirt, or a hot iron?

Posted by: irright at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (SchQD)

19 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

20 About 20 minutes later, the whole site went down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

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For a long ass time. It was upsetting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

21 Hope Hicks: Cohen called himself ‘Mr. Fix It’ only because he broke them first

tinyurl.com/3tr7j569

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (NpAcC)

22 He was calling it “consideration” (which is perfectly legal and indeed the basis of any valid contract) rather than “hush money” because the latter, when coupled with the obvious blackmail-y circumstances of the payment, would open up him (and his client) to a criminal bribery claim. Remember, that’s what got Avenatti, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (UBCIr)
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So it's just a mutual understanding that this pile of money will slide across the table to one side and a piece of paper stating one's objective to do or not do something in the future slides to the other side?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:05 PM (7fElN)

23 Let’s get real. There could be testimony from Stormy saying yeah this is all bullshit and Trump didn’t do anything wrong.

And he’ll still get convicted by a NYC jury.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:05 PM (mHi0d)

24 About 20 minutes later, the whole site went down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

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For a long ass time. It was upsetting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (DRSnL)
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We may never have a full accounting of the numbers of Morons and hamsters that were lost during the outage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:06 PM (7fElN)

25 I wonder if anything Davidson & Cohen said on the stand was a surprise to the prosecutor?

You're not supposed to get surprised by your own witnesses.

I think Trump will be convicted after a surprisingly short period of deliberation. They've got a Manhattan jury predisposed to hate the defendant. I doubt the jurors have much interest in the actual evidence presented.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:06 PM (NLIak)

26 IIRC the movie LA Confidential was kicked off by the results of a proposed agreement to not publish damaging information about certain people for a consideration.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:06 PM (D7oie)

27 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

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Oh, I'm interested in hearing this, too. I'm supposed to get one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

28 For some reason I read the word "consideration" in a Don Carleone voice.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (DsA2n)

29 with a nod to the post topic

https://youtu.be/4XrWESC7dsA?si=3hlFe_h0udCV-5tU

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (/7KEl)

30 10 I need medical advice from the group

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)
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Penicillin will clear that up.

Posted by: Ciampino - changed to squirrels at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (qfLjt)

31 >>I think Trump will be convicted after a surprisingly short period of deliberation.

Convicted of what crime?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

32 22 He was calling it “consideration” (which is perfectly legal and indeed the basis of any valid contract) rather than “hush money” because the latter, when coupled with the obvious blackmail-y circumstances of the payment, would open up him (and his client) to a criminal bribery claim. Remember, that’s what got Avenatti, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (UBCIr)
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So it's just a mutual understanding that this pile of money will slide across the table to one side and a piece of paper stating one's objective to do or not do something in the future slides to the other side?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:05 PM (7fElN)
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Yes. He was treating this arrangement almost as an NDA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (UBCIr)

33 This is called "blackmail" in most jurisdictions.

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IIRC, it's blackmail when the behavior being covered up is illegal. When it's not illegal (as is the case here), it's extortion.

On another note...

I have a vague recollection of Ms. Daniels claiming a few years ago that Cohen (and Trump, via association) sent thugs to threaten her into accepting the money. The difference in the story from Davidson is interesting...

Posted by: junior at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (HDo58)

34 need medical advice from the group

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Do NOT eat the gas station sushi no matter how tempting it may be.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (mHi0d)

35 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black

Had the first half. Pretty big reaction, missed a couple days of work. Changed doctors, new one said skip part two (I wouldn’t have taken part two either way).

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (nIRE6)

36 Trump continues thwarting the Democrats' scheme to keep him too tied up in court to do any campaigning:

The amusing thing is that besides turning Trump into a martyr, it's backfiring because although Trump's rallies are awesome, footage from the rallies reminds a lot of people why they don't like Trump.

A lower-profile Trump is a more popular Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (uxCna)

37 Convicted of what crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

Being a bad orange man.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:09 PM (mHi0d)

38 YOOT !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 05:09 PM (T4tVD)

39 31 >>I think Trump will be convicted after a surprisingly short period of deliberation.

Convicted of what crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

Whatever's being charged.

Posted by: Another Bergdorf's Verdict at May 03, 2024 05:09 PM (8SCtT)

40 The United States government has been completely hijacked by woke activists.

The National Center for Environmental Health, which works with the CDC has a $200 million budget, is using Climate Change to advance DEI.

Let me show you just how deep the rot goes:

https://bit.ly/49ZQMLj

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 05:10 PM (P5BPp)

41 Willowed -

What's a site?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda

Something for sore eyes !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 05:10 PM (T4tVD)

42 Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (nIRE6

This was the experience of others I’ve known to take it. They just get fucked up.

I’d just avoid vaccines in general from here to the rapture. YMMV.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:10 PM (BG4vv)

43 >>>I think Trump will be convicted after a surprisingly short period of deliberation.

Convicted of what crime?
Posted by: JackStraw


Existing

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (/7KEl)

44 >>>>>who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

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Oh, I'm interested in hearing this, too. I'm supposed to get one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (DRSnL)
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It’s an mRNA shot, actually 2 shots. I took the old vaccine, I’ll pass on this one.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (Z8Xq7)

45 PDT understands retail politics better than any politician in the last 60 years, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (tT6L1)

46
Convicted of what crime?
Posted by: JackStraw


NOT OF THE BODY!

Posted by: Landru at May 03, 2024 05:12 PM (63Dwl)

47 Lawyers, what can you say?

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 05:12 PM (o2ZRX)

48 It seems that all of the prosecutions witnesses are testifying that Trump did nothing wrong.


It's almost like the prosecutor never had a case and he knew it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 05:12 PM (QNSds)

49 This is kind of a problem.

>>@ByronYork


>>The insanity at the heart of the Trump trial. We're weeks into the trial and still do not know precisely what crime Trump is charged with committing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)

50 Had a friend that took the shingles shot was crippled for 10 years

Posted by: Talachulitna at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (jwcve)

51 It’s an mRNA shot, actually 2 shots. I took the old vaccine, I’ll pass on this one.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (Z8Xq7)

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Is it? Well, shit. I thought it was one of the dead virus things.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (DRSnL)

52
Oh, I'm interested in hearing this, too. I'm supposed to get one.
Posted by: Jordan61
****************
It’s an mRNA shot, actually 2 shots. I took the old vaccine, I’ll pass on this one.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly


I had the old one and the two dose new one. No problems at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

53 You have two options about the shingles vaccine, according to my sources (who are either cranks or people who haven't gotten their peer review completed)

1) get it and hope it works instead of hurts you
2) don't get it and instead hang around with young to grade-school age kids so your immune system gets regular updates of chickenpox virus so your immune system won't forget what it looks like as the virus hides in your nervous system waiting for your immune system to forget what it looks like

Shingles is painful because the virus kills nerves, which makes the stubs register "pain"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (D7oie)

54 ho has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black

Had the first half. Pretty big reaction, missed a couple days of work. Changed doctors, new one said skip part two (I wouldn’t have taken part two either way).
Posted by: Kratwurst

I've had the first, with minimal reaction. Warm in the area of the shot, and a little swelling. Nothing else memorable.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (VNX3d)

55 What judge or prosecutor would ever charge a crime on someone trying to blackmail Trump?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

56 I think-unlike Obama, for instance, Trump actually enjoys being with working class people. I bet he sits in the courtroom trying to think of ways he can get around the "no campaigning" rule and greet and mingle with them. I also, know that there are stories of Trump helping people under the radar. Does anyone think there are stories about Biden helping anyone else but his family?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (XkYcA)

57 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black

Had the first half. Pretty big reaction, missed a couple days of work. Changed doctors, new one said skip part two (I wouldn’t have taken part two either way).
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (nIRE6)
********
My mom's friend got shingles around her eye and almost went blind.
She was a mess.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (NpAcC)

58 Thanks for the nood, everybody. Jeesh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (9yWhg)

59 I don’t know about the mRNA part. Took it in 21 when allegedly the Covid vax was the first rollout of mRNA

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 05:15 PM (nIRE6)

60 Davidson testified that he thought Cohen was so distressed that he wasn't going to work in the Trump administration that he might kill himself.
......

Don't tease us like that.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

61 >>>>>Is it? Well, shit. I thought it was one of the dead virus things.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (DRSnL)
*********
The old vax was I believe, but you can’t get that anymore. At least where I live.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2024 05:15 PM (Z8Xq7)

62 Attorney General? Chief of Staff? Is he aware there*s drug test for these positions?

Posted by: Clay at May 03, 2024 05:15 PM (6xrUr)

63 Minorities just can’t no fresh climate? They have to settle for climate scraps.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 05:15 PM (o2ZRX)

64 >>> 49 This is kind of a problem.

>>@ByronYork


>>The insanity at the heart of the Trump trial. We're weeks into the trial and still do not know precisely what crime Trump is charged with committing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)

HE SAID PUSSY!!!

Posted by: MSDNCBSABCXiNN at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (llON8)

65 Whoever called it on an earlier thread that Ace would do a post on this, please come to the window to collect your winnings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (9yWhg)

66 Trump did nothing wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (cf/0E)

67 Utterly lawless rogue govt: "Democrats in the Illinois House introduced a child welfare bill – then quietly gutted it. They replaced it with an entirely different election bill." The whole travesty took less than 48 hours.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)

68 Attorney General? Chief of Staff? Is he aware there*s drug test for these positions?
Posted by: Clay

There obviously isn't a brain function test or morals test.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (VNX3d)

69 I think-unlike Obama, for instance, Trump actually enjoys being with working class people.

Trump builds buildings with blue-collar work forces. He has far more experience interacting with blue-collar people than anyone else in the upper reaches of American politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (uxCna)

70 36 ARC

I think that's perceptive.

I agree that a lower profile Trump is a more likable Trump, for lots of not-very-political voters.

I would've preferred that he hadn't launched an attack on RFK, Jr. recently, though. I can't see any political benefit in that.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (NLIak)

71 45 PDT understands retail politics better than any politician in the last 60 years, I believe.
____

Have you SEEN the price of arugula lately?

Posted by: Lightbringer at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (SDI6g)

72 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black

Had the first half. Pretty big reaction, missed a couple days of work. Changed doctors, new one said skip part two (I wouldn’t have taken part two either way).
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (nIRE6)
********
My mom's friend got shingles around her eye and almost went blind.
She was a mess.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM


You do not want to get shingles. My wife had them and it was an extremely painful three weeks. I got the vaccine and had no side effects.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (QNSds)

73 Utterly lawless rogue govt: "Democrats in the Illinois House introduced a child welfare bill – then quietly gutted it. They replaced it with an entirely different election bill." The whole travesty took less than 48 hours.
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)
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What, they didn't just give all children 5 and up the vote?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (7fElN)

74 What toppings does Trump prefer on his pizza?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (HPREz)

75 2) don't get it and instead hang around with young to grade-school age kids so your immune system gets regular updates of chickenpox virus so your immune system won't forget what it looks like as the virus hides in your nervous system waiting for your immune system to forget what it looks like

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (D7oie)

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I had pityriasis rosea a few years back, which is in the same family. Wonder if that counts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (DRSnL)

76 The insanity at the heart of the Trump trial. We're weeks into the trial and still do not know precisely what crime Trump is charged with committing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)


He said "no"

Like most abusers, the Blob cannot tolerate anyone saying no.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (D7oie)

77 I need medical advice from the group
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)
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You've come to the wrong group.

If a hot iron don't solve your problems, then we're all out of ideas.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fElN)
........

Now, if it's dating advice you need, we're full of it.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

78 >>> 69 I think-unlike Obama, for instance, Trump actually enjoys being with working class people.

Trump builds buildings with blue-collar work forces. He has far more experience interacting with blue-collar people than anyone else in the upper reaches of American politics.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (uxCna)

"Those people are icky." -- unipartiers

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (llON8)

79 You've come to the wrong group.

If a hot iron don't solve your problems, then we're all out of ideas.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fElN)

When did leaches become not a thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (dGCAG)

80 Guilty! Now pull up your pants you rascal!

Heil Biden!

Posted by: ReichsJustice Juan M. Freisler Merchan at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (R/m4+)

81 It seems most of the left today was sperging on hope hicks.

Although, she just repeats the same irrelevant crap that everyone else has about this.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6IkP)

82 My mom, 83 now, got the shingles shot. She said her two outbreaks were mild, by the time she noticed, they cleared up. Both outbreaks in her 80's.
She is, it should be said, is Covid boosted.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (IG7T0)

83 has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black

Architectural, 3-tab or Mediterranean tile?

Posted by: African or European? at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (Wc83a)

84 No pineapple on that MAGA pizza, bitches.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 03, 2024 05:19 PM (I6NNh)

85 When I am droning on to myself I assume I am willowed

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:19 PM (fwDg9)

86
Architectural, 3-tab or Mediterranean tile?
Posted by: African or European? at May 03, 2024 05:18 PM (Wc83a)
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Cedar shake.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 05:19 PM (tT6L1)

87 Surely a Trump pizza would be most glorious.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:19 PM (w6EFb)

88
1. Mean Tweets.
2. Vocalization of "P*ssy".

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 05:19 PM (a3Q+t)

89 I had pityriasis rosea a few years back, which is in the same family. Wonder if that counts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (DRSnL)


Volunteer with the YMCA Early learning program once a week for a quarter a year, or the summer camps. You will catch everything going around when you are healthy.
My wife brings everything home

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:20 PM (D7oie)

90 Cedar shake.

Posted by: Lasts forever at May 03, 2024 05:20 PM (HPREz)

91 It’s an mRNA shot, actually 2 shots. I took the old vaccine, I’ll pass on this one.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (Z8Xq7)

Really? I hadn't heard that. Guess I had the "old one," had no problems whatsoever. This was always one of those "there's no good reason not to get it" vaccines.

If they're clot-shotting people now, I'd say pass on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:20 PM (dGCAG)

92 73 Deets @illinoispolicy on X.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:20 PM (MvF+J)

93 >>>81 It seems most of the left today was sperging on hope hicks.

I love this place.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:21 PM (w6EFb)

94 >Trump did a racism, serious guys!

Fuck you. Trump did nothing wrong.

>Trump said pussy! Fraud! Bankruptcy! Catsup!

Trump did nothing wrong.

>You all are in a cult! He's your new Jesus!

Trump did nothing wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 05:21 PM (cf/0E)

95 Someone posted on the prior an excerpt from CNN where the prosecution called for a 5 minute break.
Where even CNN was calling it a "cleanup on aisle 5" moment.

Was it after this testimony?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (4ys8a)

96 Internet says Shingrix (the current 2-dose vaccine) is NOT an mRNA vaccine

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)

97 Yes, those CCP energy companies were just giving Hunter Biden some CONSIDERATION!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (i7Q7S)

98 I would've preferred that he hadn't launched an attack on RFK, Jr. recently, though. I can't see any political benefit in that.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (NLIak)


May 24 Trump is speaking at the Libertarian national convention. It promises to be LIT

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (D7oie)

99 Had a mild case of shingles circa 1981. Haven't seen it since. I gather that it is the chickenpox virus, reanimated in an angrier form after lying dormant in the CNS for decades.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (MvF+J)

100 I'd sperg on Hope Hicks

Posted by: IYKWIM at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (Wc83a)

101 I apologize if I have side-tracked the thread

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (/7KEl)

102 Internet says Shingrix (the current 2-dose vaccine) is NOT an mRNA vaccine

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)

AFAIK they're all poison. You think Big Pharma cares? Half of their job is to kill us off, and the other half is to keep us alive to be milked.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (w6EFb)

103 I apologize if I have side-tracked the thread
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (/7KEl)


next time mention boobs

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 05:24 PM (D7oie)

104 Had shingles on my roof whole life. It's worked out ok.

Posted by: guy who's only skimming the comments at May 03, 2024 05:24 PM (8SCtT)

105 >AFAIK they're all poison. You think Big Pharma cares? Half of their job is to kill us off, and the other half is to keep us alive to be milked.

Posted by: Miley
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do you really believe that

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (/7KEl)

106 Cedar shake.
Posted by: Lasts forever


*envelop to the head*
What is a Lebanese mayor...

Posted by: weft Carnac at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (IG4Id)

107 Husband and I had the two-stage shingles vaccine with no problems. It was a while ago--before Covid I am sure--because we're both skeptical of shots now.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (FEVMW)

108 Had a friend that took the shingles shot was crippled for 10 years

Posted by: Talachulitna at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (jwcve)

I know a guy who was crippled for life from a sneeze. He was working under a car and with the position his body was in and the reaction to the sneeze it did something to his back or a nerve, I don't know the details, but he hobbled around for the rest of his life with a crooked leg and his foot twisted inward.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (xPl2J)

109 Internet says Shingrix (the current 2-dose vaccine) is NOT an mRNA vaccine
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)

Good to know. Yeah, it's always been one of the "good" vaccines, in that the benefits far outweigh the risks.

I know a lot of people question the Hep B and HPV vaccines, and if you aren't being exposed sexually, those you can probably safely pass up, but shingles don't play. You don't want that. No way, no how.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (dGCAG)

110 Can you imagine a red state prosecutor digging into Hillary’s shit , Rose law firm. E- mail crap.
They would be in court for months.

Election commission always fines campaigns after the fact. Just an appearance of normalcy.
But rouge corrupt prosecutors have free will.

Trump will win this. I’m sure. Normal people will see this as political

Posted by: Redenzo at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (V/pbu)

111 Hope Hicks?
You mean the chick with the eyebrows?

https://tinyurl.com/3kjruesv

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

112 Montec

"Find him guilty of what crime," you asked?

I'm reminded of Marlon Brando in "The Wild Bunch":

"Just what is it you people are rebelling against?"

Brando: "What have you got?"



Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:26 PM (NLIak)

113 Did I miss hear? At the 0:19 mark of the Newsmax clip the reporter mispeaks and say Joe Biden instead of DJT?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 05:26 PM (ju2Fy)

114 Had a mild case of shingles circa 1981. Haven't seen it since. I gather that it is the chickenpox virus, reanimated in an angrier form after lying dormant in the CNS for decades.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (MvF+J)

I had a very mild case, an outbreak the size of a catfoot and no blistering. Really just slightly annoying, since the "itchy nerve" thing wraps around your ribcage.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:26 PM (w6EFb)

115 Before the vaxx I'd have taken a serious look at the shingles vaccine.

Post vaxx? I don't trust pharma in the slightest when it comes to any vaccine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

116 I guess now we're seeing part of why there's a gag order attempt against Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (RRLgz)

117 Had a friend that took the shingles shot was crippled for 10 years

Posted by: Talachulitna at May 03, 2024 05:13 PM (jwcve)

I know a guy who was crippled for life from a sneeze. He was working under a car and with the position his body was in and the reaction to the sneeze it did something to his back or a nerve, I don't know the details, but he hobbled around for the rest of his life with a crooked leg and his foot twisted inward.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (xPl2J)

Damn, that's a tough one.

Life's about risks, of course. What are you willing to risk. Every day we get in our cars, light up the stove, put crappy food in our mouths... risks are part of all of it.

Some people lose the lottery, that's just the way it goes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (dGCAG)

118 Hope Hicks testimony I think helped Trump. She took a sweet shot at Cohen.

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (G0vdT)

119 > but shingles don't play. You don't want that. No way, no how.

Posted by: BurtTC


reason I brought it up is because I went for a physical today, and my doctor made shingles sound pretty bad

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (/7KEl)

120 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:23 PM (w6EFb)

*salutes*

I could not agree more.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (BG4vv)

121 do you really believe that

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (/7KEl)

Pretty much. Let's just say, that's my starting point. It's kept me safe so far.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (w6EFb)

122 what happened to the backup blog, hmmm ???

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:28 PM (V13WU)

123 > Before the vaxx I'd have taken a serious look at the shingles vaccine.

Post vaxx? I don't trust pharma in the slightest when it comes to any vaccine.
_____________

I wouldn't trust pharma to sell safe saline. Assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 05:28 PM (Q4IgG)

124 On another note...

I have a vague recollection of Ms. Daniels claiming a few years ago that Cohen (and Trump, via association) sent thugs to threaten her into accepting the money. The difference in the story from Davidson is interesting...
Posted by: junior

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The ol "Silver or Lead" gambit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (cOq4q)

125 Blackmailers and extortionists always couch their threats carefully.
"Imagine what it would be like for your spouse to find out about this."
"Nice store you've got here. Fella would do well to do the right thing to keep it safe."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (wzAuc)

126 98 Kindl

Yes, another imaginative campaign idea. Somebody's been giving Orange a lot of those of late.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (NLIak)

127 I can't wait for Karen MacDougal to testify. Hubba Hubba

Trump will counter testify: "Yeah, I fucked her. I fucked her good. Next question.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (Gse2f)

128 Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:25 PM (/7KEl)

I do.

Amish population doesn’t vax and seem to be ok. Same with the NOI.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (BG4vv)

129 114 Same here. I had a bad backache one night, and then a couple days later I had a two inch patch. Back then, doctors called it Herpes zoster; who knows what it is now. We're lucky, because some cases are very severe.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:30 PM (MvF+J)

130 I guess now we're seeing part of why there's a gag order attempt against Trump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (RRLgz)

If people are allowed to see for themselves, they might not make the choice we know they should make.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:30 PM (dGCAG)

131 Was advised very recently to get shingles Vax, problem is I don't trust them not to stuff in the Fake Vax with it.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:30 PM (fwDg9)

132 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (Gse2f)

Ultimate Chad move if he does it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (BG4vv)

133 Thank you all for your feedback, whether it was comic, unhinged, or straightforward

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (/7KEl)

134 Hope Hicks bikini shot:

https://tinyurl.com/5fu6ez4t

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

135 Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 05:21 PM (cf/0E)

I find it rather amusing when leftists say people who voted for him "worship" Trump. Why? Because he had rallies? Obama never did that?!! I know someone who had a little shrine like thing to Obama in her house. Because Trump was selling a Bible and people bought it? So what? I didn't buy it. I don't care if people did. Trump isn't actually mentioned in the Bible, I tell them. i went to seminary and I know that. . I find it particularly amusing when people who know I'm a clergyperson say that I worship Trump. I feel like saying, "Yes; We converted the Apostle's Creed to be all about Trump. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (XkYcA)

136 Happy Friday, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (OX9vb)

137 Trump genuinely enjoys being around blue collar people. It’s not an act. He’s worked with them his entire life building things. By contrast, he despises the elites and especially government. They were all lined up to suck his dick back when it benefited them — bribes and political favors for building permits, etc — but then stabbed him in the back as soon a he ran for President.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (UBCIr)

138

19 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

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I had the older version a couple of years ago. No side effects.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (dtlw7)

139 I'm reminded of Marlon Brando in "The Wild Bunch":

"Just what is it you people are rebelling against?"

Brando: "What have you got?"


I wonder how many squibs Sam Peckinpah would have put on Brando if he was in The Wild Bunch.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (yOPBE)

140 Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

Is that really her?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (BG4vv)

141 Wow

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (fwDg9)

142 >It’s an mRNA shot, actually 2 shots. I took the old vaccine, I’ll pass on this one.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2024 05:11 PM (Z8Xq7)

There is no mRNA-based shingles vaccine on the market yet. Shingrix is based on the old tech.

Posted by: Liberty at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (e8fK3)

143 Gina Carano on FNT #300:

https://bit.ly/4bkh2kw

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (P5BPp)

144 >Hope Hicks bikini shot:
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yeah, I think there's hardwood downstairs

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (/7KEl)

145 Oops, that was Hilary Rhoda.
My bad.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

146 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 05:32 PM (UBCIr)

Agree with this sentiment

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (BG4vv)

147 Shingrix is still a subunit (protein-based) vaccine, not mRNA, though of course these jackasses are talking about changing the formulation. It is - as the people above mention - famously rough, and you should probably schedule a day off following the shot.

It should be noted that Shingrix doesnt just protect against shingles, though. They can't officially say it cuts down on the risk of that certain other disease because no Official Study or FDA approval had been issued, but a little googling will reveal the (real) reason your doctor wants you to take it.

Posted by: Locarno at May 03, 2024 05:34 PM (o9Ja/)

148 134 Hope Hicks bikini shot:

https://tinyurl.com/5fu6ez4t
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
--------

Whoa

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2024 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

149 don't be coy

what is it

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:35 PM (/7KEl)

150 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 05:33 PM (P5BPp)

Woman is insanely hot and seemingly based.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:35 PM (BG4vv)

151 Hope has great eyebrows

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (/7KEl)

152 Is that really her?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
......

No, the internet lied to me.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

153 30 10 I need medical advice from the group

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (/7KEl)


If you have to scratch every morning, I can't help ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (W/lyH)

154 Posted by: Locarno at May 03, 2024 05:34 PM (o9Ja/)

Lemme guess. The doctors get a sweet cut for every patient that gets it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (BG4vv)

155 19 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

Both shots hurt. I was flu-like sick with headache for at least three days after each one. Probably less trouble than shingles but not by much.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (jpjFa)

156 There's strong evidence, but not Official Knowledge, that it cuts the risk of developing Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Locarno at May 03, 2024 05:37 PM (o9Ja/)

157 >No, the internet lied to me.

Posted by: wth


this made me laugh
I don't know why

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:37 PM (/7KEl)

158 Utterly lawless rogue govt: "Democrats in the Illinois House introduced a child welfare bill – then quietly gutted it. They replaced it with an entirely different election bill." The whole travesty took less than 48 hours.
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Representative George Costanza at May 03, 2024 05:37 PM (mHi0d)

159 Not a lawyer and probably already said: hush money sounds extortion-ist. IMHO

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 03, 2024 05:37 PM (JkCto)

160 >There's strong evidence, but not Official Knowledge, that it cuts the risk of developing Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Locarno


thanks
If true... bonus

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:38 PM (/7KEl)

161 Eliminate the shingles with this one magic trick from The Orient!

Posted by: Rice Wine Enema at May 03, 2024 05:39 PM (R/m4+)

162 Dershowitz said Trump's best possible outcome is a hung jury.

I agree. That's the only alternative to guilty as charged.

There are a couple of lawyers on the jury. It's possible that one of them might have enough professional pride & self respect to say, "I dislike Trump as much as anybody, but THIS case is a bad legal joke. I won't go along with it."

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 05:39 PM (NLIak)

163 Alright, thank you everyone for the discourse

I'm going to rejoin my dinner party now

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:39 PM (/7KEl)

164 I need medical advice from the group

Posted by: Don Black


Slap hot iron to it! (tm)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 05:39 PM (nFo4U)

165 67 Utterly lawless rogue govt: "Democrats in the Illinois House introduced a child welfare bill – then quietly gutted it. They replaced it with an entirely different election bill." The whole travesty took less than 48 hours.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at May 03, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)
----
Isn't this what the Congressional House did in order to get some bill passed during the Obama debacle? Was it obamacare?

Posted by: Ciampino - That should be illegal at May 03, 2024 05:40 PM (qfLjt)

166 reason I brought it up is because I went for a physical today, and my doctor made shingles sound pretty bad
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:27 PM (/7KEl)

I believe that if your PCP is in a group practice, he my be being incentivized to get his clients ... noticed I didn't say patients, to get every shot / test on the standard of care program.

If they fall below a certain level of adherence, they do not get performance bonuses.

Medical practices are big business ...

Posted by: browndog fights with his PCP at every annual physical at May 03, 2024 05:41 PM (TTAGa)

167 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)

Both shots hurt. I was flu-like sick with headache for at least three days after each one. Probably less trouble than shingles but not by much.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:36 PM (jpjFa)
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I had a shingles vaccine last year and, for me, it was a nothingburger.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 05:41 PM (Be/+i)

168 96 Internet says Shingrix (the current 2-dose vaccine) is NOT an mRNA vaccine
Posted by: Don Black

Shingrix is also not created using fetal material, if that's important to you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2024 05:41 PM (OX9vb)

169 Why would the Dems need to ply shenanigans though? They control everything.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:42 PM (mHi0d)

170 Glad the site is back ace! Disconcerting when I couldn’t connect earlier today.

I saw the Trump video and ordered pizza. Made me hungry for pizza seeing him bring those pies to the firehouse

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 05:42 PM (xT8gx)

171 19 who has had the SHINGLES vaccine and what was your experience
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/7KEl)


I got the two SHINGRIX doses 5 years ago. After the first one, for two days I had a pretty sore arm and felt like I had a cold coming on. After the second one I had a much less arm soreness, and for only one day; I felt tired and a bit run-down for 18 hours. Overall, no serious after-effects. Not a bad as I was warned may occur.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (5fDan)

172 Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:38 PM (/7KEl)

Or just lead a high protein/fat diet

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (BG4vv)

173 Alright, thank you everyone for the discourse

I'm going to rejoin my dinner party now
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:39 PM (/7KEl)


Well, there is absolutely one thing you must do bef...oh.
You're leaving?
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (W/lyH)

174 Alvin Bragg's Neck Pouch: HE RAN A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (XV/Pl)

175 I’d just avoid vaccines in general from here to the rapture. YMMV.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at


Ding ding ding ding ding

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (qMklK)

176 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:43 PM (qMklK)

How’re you nurse?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:44 PM (BG4vv)

177 Enthusiams. A man becomes preeminent he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 05:44 PM (LkLld)

178 Botany Bay? Botany Bay! Oh No!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 05:44 PM (XV/Pl)

179 96 Internet says Shingrix (the current 2-dose vaccine) is NOT an mRNA vaccine
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)

I wouldn't have taken it if it were.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:45 PM (jpjFa)

180 why is shingles a problem all of a sudden ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)

181 I really don’t care if Trump is comfortable with blue collar people or not. I hate this whole “which candidate would you rather have a beer with” shit. I’m not voting for a friend. I’m voting for someone who will make policies that help the country.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (mHi0d)

182 I believe that if your PCP is in a group practice, he my be being incentivized to get his clients ... noticed I didn't say patients, to get every shot / test on the standard of care program.

If they fall below a certain level of adherence, they do not get performance bonuses.

Medical practices are big business ...
Posted by Browndog


Ding ding ding ding ding

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (qMklK)

183 180 why is shingles a problem all of a sudden ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)

Weird right?
- pharma companies

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (mHi0d)

184 Lordy sweet goodness, you do NOT want a case of the shingles. When I had it I prayed for death to come swiftly.
It did not.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (MeG8a)

185 174 Alvin Bragg's Neck Pouch: HE RAN A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION!!!!
____

Hahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (SDI6g)

186 @181

>>I really don’t care if Trump is comfortable with blue collar people or not. I hate this whole “which candidate would you rather have a beer with” shit.

Trump's a teetotaler so he don't drink beer, he does drink Diet Coke though, I'd have some pop with the old man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (XV/Pl)

187 While Merchan has issued a gag order on Trump, intrepid liar Cohen has been on social media blabbing his ass off in rants against Trump whom he calls Von Shitzinpantz. I think that this may come back to haunt Cohen.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

188 >No, the internet lied to me.

Posted by: wth


this made me laugh
I don't know why

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 05:37 PM (/7KEl)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (w6EFb)

189 Now, if it's dating advice you need, we're full of it.
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

Full of something, surely.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:48 PM (jpjFa)

190 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:44 PM (BG4vv)

Doing well! I got to wfh today as I was just on admin time, answering messages, scheduling, triage, prescriptions, etc.

I would have gone batshit crazy if I was at home full time, but once in a while it's pretty groovy.

What's going on in your world?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:48 PM (qMklK)

191 175 I’d just avoid vaccines in general from here to the rapture. YMMV.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at


Ding ding ding ding ding
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I was never an "anti vaxer" before covid but I sure as hell am one now.

Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 05:49 PM (7CC/F)

192 I think that this may come back to haunt Cohen.
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

I remain amazed at the number of children trying to pass themselves off as adults.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:50 PM (jpjFa)

193 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:48 PM (qMklK)

Glad to hear you’re doing ok.

In a nutshell? 3 kids. Highschool, kindergarten and toddler. Possible new job in the mix.

Life is ok.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (BG4vv)

194 Don Black -

I got the vaccine on a Monday and had to call out of work for Tuesday and Wednesday. Felt like a bad case of flu. Vaccines don't normally affect me at all but this one did. I had an older friend years back that got shingles and it was miserable for her and lasted months so better vaccine than that hell.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

195 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Many minorities see Biden & Co as a threat to their prosperity and safety and will stay home, each in effect a half-a-vote for Trump. Trump will get many first time voters.

So the Left has a huge hole to fill by cheat. Can they? Will they? It'll be super-obvious this time, if they do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 05:52 PM (Gse2f)

196 180 why is shingles a problem all of a sudden ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)

Because those of us who are 29 or so probably had chicken pox about 50 years ago, so our lousy immune systems have gone senile on that particular virus.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:53 PM (jpjFa)

197 that was some kind of mass hysteria on the super galactic level, to make people take a half baked concoction that did not prevent reinfection, and then make them think that they were somehow magically "vaccinated"

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:53 PM (V13WU)

198 As long as you can provide vaccines, or treatments, diseases will continue to be a money maker. Just as I believe there's a cure for most cancers but the real money is in the treatments.

Trillions

So... let it ride.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

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Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 05:54 PM (nFo4U)

200 Because those of us who are 29 or so probably had chicken pox about 50 years ago, so our lousy immune systems have gone senile on that particular virus.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 03, 2024 05:53 PM (jpjFa)



yeah, I don't believe it !

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Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 05:55 PM (nFo4U)

202 NDAs are usually signed "before." When after, it's a tell that it's a shakedown, and Stormy initiated.

And Stormy never stole a John's wallet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 05:55 PM (Gse2f)

203 @201 How to find a perfect $20 ....getaway...

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (V13WU)

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Quote Animal House in the middle.
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Open with I Saw the Light
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Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (nFo4U)

205 shingles a problem all of a sudden ?
-

We were discussing it in morning threads a couple of years ago.

The vaxxine was cranking it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 05:56 PM (RRLgz)

206 There's a nood btw

FJB

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (Ja3qS)

207 197 that was some kind of mass hysteria on the super galactic level, to make people take a half baked concoction that did not prevent reinfection, and then make them think that they were somehow magically "vaccinated"
-------------

... and to tell them they are not safe until everyone is vaccinated. Thats the lie that gets me, why didn't everyone just call bullshit on this all right then. It's like everyone just went stupid ...

Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (7CC/F)

208 why is shingles a problem all of a sudden ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 05:46 PM


My wife had it 10 years ago, it isn't a new thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (QNSds)

209 i've said this before: bragg would be happy to get a hung jury if he can put trump through a second trial

if anyone is still here anyway

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (B1FKF)

210 A lawyer with pride?

They would sue their own mom for a buck.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:57 PM (fwDg9)

211 You're talking facts and law.

The Democrats

DO

NOT

CARE

They know all they have to do is put this in front of a jury of far left New York Democrats and he's automatically convicted. Facts, testimony, law, none of that matters.

All of this is just the clown show trying to pretend its not an automatic guilty verdict.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. The microsecond he's declared 'guilty', every single Democrat DA is going to remove him from the ballots in their state.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (AjL/0)

212 The vax was also re-activating things people had long ago defeated. There's a lot of speculation that's what "long COVID" is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (RRLgz)

213
>>I really don’t care if Trump is comfortable with blue collar people or not. I hate this whole “which candidate would you rather have a beer with” shit.

I don't drink beer, so it's not an issue with me. My point was he seems to be comfortable with people who aren't elitist leftist snobs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:00 PM (XkYcA)

214 Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 03, 2024 05:58 PM (AjL/0)

Then people write him in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:01 PM (XkYcA)

215
Early covid my wife goes to the Doctor who twists her arm into getting an mRNA pneumonia vaccine. Pleasant wife becomes hostile abusive wife. I asked to see the information sheet on what she received. It lists 'hostility' as one of the side effects.

Read that shit BEFORE you consent. I would have advised her to read every word before rolling up her sleeve.

Wife is now under treatment with a therapist and hopefully coping strategies will work.

500% increase in airline passenger anger issues in 2021-2022. Leveling off just a little but still twice pre-covid/vax levels.

Probably the next big issue for the trial lawyers. So many people I know got divorced in those years. The 'official' stats don't show a bump, but...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (RKVpM)

216 When Covid broke there was uncertainty over how bad it would be, more so than with new strains of the flu.

Even more so with many experts who knew that it came out of bio-weapons lab.

I'd bet that Trump knew this early, and with hindsight he'd say he was taking the safe approach.

Even if the shots were placebos, they helped limit the panic so people did go back to work

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (Gse2f)

217 Even if the shots were placebos, they helped limit the panic so people did go back to work
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 06:06 PM (Gse2f)
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Intersting question to study would be if world health would have been better off if the shits had indeed been placebos

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 06:11 PM (g8A15)

218 163 Alright, thank you everyone for the discourse

malcourse > miscourse > discourse

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

219 "every single Democrat DA is going to remove him from the ballots in their state."

I can see this happening with many state officials. It's like knocking over the chessboard when you're losing. Create chaos to stop the outcome. If it's done by many, courts couldn't control it even if they tried.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 06:12 PM (Gse2f)

220 217 Intersting question to study would be if world health would have been better off if the shits had indeed been placebos

not certain whether typo or editorial comment

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 06:12 PM (v3pYe)

221 There's a nood btw

FJB
Posted by: nurse ratched
.....

dammit.

rickb223 was just getting started.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

222 I think "Bush Republicans" are DOS attacking yuor server.
I have got "Your not connected net" 7 times last 2 days trying to go here. 4 times on Safari and 3 times on Opera.

or


Are your servers not working?

Posted by: ol exJarhed at May 03, 2024 07:24 PM (hktjl)

223 The face of America--pick one:

Lizzo

NT firefighters

Posted by: m at May 04, 2024 03:21 AM (o3SCB)

Biden Is Giving Obamcare to DACA Illegals

Of course they claimed this would never happen when they first imposed DACA.

President Biden's administration on Friday formalized a new policy of opening Obamacare health insurance exchanges to people who arrived illegally in the US as children who have Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) status.

The change, pending since last year, is projected to ease access to insurance and federal subsidies for roughly 100,000 uninsured DACA status holders and could soften the blow to pro-immigration advocates if Biden tries to curb record-high illegal immigration before the Nov. 5 election.

"This landmark final rule will make DACA recipients eligible for the Affordable Care Act coverage for the first time. It is projected to help more than 100,000 DACA recipients gain coverage," an administration official said on a press call.

"By providing new opportunities for quality, affordable care healthcare, this rule will give DACA recipients that peace of mind and opportunity that every American deserves."

The DACA program was created in 2012 by then-President Barack Obama when the DREAM Act failed to pass the Senate and grants eligible applicants access to deportation protection and work permits.

In 2017, President Donald Trump attempted to scrap DACA while saying Congress should approve a similar program. The Supreme Court overruled him in 2020.

There were fewer than 600,000 DACA recipients as of last year, down from a peak of more than 700,000.

Immigration is one of the 81-year-old Biden's top liabilities in his anticipated rematch against Trump, who is vowing to launch a mass deportation campaign after unprecedented illegal immigration under Biden.

Under Biden, most people who illegally cross the Mexican border are allowed to enter the US to pursue asylum claims in a move Republicans say encourages others to follow.

Shortly after taking office, Biden halted construction of Trump's US-Mexico border wall and terminated the "Remain in Mexico" policy that required asylum seekers to await rulings on their claims of persecution south of the border.

The DACA benefits expansion comes amid reporting that Biden may seek to demonstrate a tougher approach to the border as polling shows the issue as a major election liability.

An Associated Press poll last month found that 56% of respondents said Biden made "immigration and border security" worse.

Not only will they be on Obamacare -- which Obama promised illegals would not be allowed to access -- but they'll also be getting discounted insurance. US taxpayers will be paying for their subsidies.

We editorialized about this last year, when the idea was first floated by President Biden, noting that it confirmed that Barack Obama did in fact lie when he claimed that his health-care program would not provide benefits to illegal immigrants.

A "fact sheet" from the White House estimates that 100,000 illegal immigrants will receive benefits through the program. It explains, "Starting in November, DACA recipients can apply for coverage through HealthCare.gov and state-based marketplaces, where they may qualify for financial assistance to help them purchase quality health insurance."


So, to be clear, illegal immigrants won't merely be able to use the Obamacare portal to shop but will also be able to receive federal subsidies based on income, potentially qualifying for completely free medical coverage. There is also no reason to feel confident that the government will be able to accurately verify income for this population.

This is another example of executive overreach from a lawless administration.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:57 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (nIRE6)

2 Whohoo

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (nIRE6)

3 I wonder why polls are saying the American people are having less issue with the idea of mass deportation?

It's a mystery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

4 I thought that this had already happened.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (QNSds)

5 So recent border-jumpers are DACA now? They took the bad idea - "you've been here illegally for a while, so we'll just treat you as if you're not illegal" - and then expanded it just open the scheme up to all comers?

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)

6 Top 10.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ju2Fy)

7 Nooded. Not sure it will work though

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (nIRE6)

8 They certainly will bring their cultural enrichment to the medical establishment. Probably bring down the quality of care for everyone while at the same time making it more expensive and difficult to find.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)

9 Oh, no. I see. DACA hasn't (necessarily) been expanded, but they now get even more shit for "free." Cool. Whatever.

One of the upsides to my pending unemployment is that I'll quit giving these fuckers money for a little while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (HnUIn)

10 Donald Trump, on the inauguration stand, looking at Biden:

"Everything that guy just said is bulls***."

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (CsUN+)

11 You know how everyone says "Learn to code" to the journotypes who get laid off/fired?

I think the new phrase, for many of us will be "Learn to camp."

Cuz, it's gettin' to be Wolverines time.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (dGCAG)

12 I can't afford health insurance, but sure, give it to the illegals. Fuckhead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (2UnvF)

13 Not only will they be on Obamacare -- which Obama promised illegals would not be allowed to access -- but they'll also be getting discounted insurance. US taxpayers will be paying for their subsidies.
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This is a good thing, Ace. Did you not see the jobs report earlier today? The only "bright" spot was in medical services. That sector needs to keep growing or unemployment will be even worse! Don't worry about the price tag or the catastrophic downstream effects.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (HnUIn)

14 I thought that this had already happened.
Posted by: Mister Scott


It's that Vuja Day thing.

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

15 I assumed they could always get it. And I’m sure most already do with fake SSNs.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (mHi0d)

16 One of the upsides to my pending unemployment is that I'll quit giving these fuckers money for a little while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That’s why they want a wealth tax. So you hoarders pay up.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (nIRE6)

17 Biden Is Giving Obamcare to DACA Illegals

I saw this reported earlier. I don't believe the Daca peeps didn't have some kind of gov't assisted healthcare.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (ju2Fy)

18
Wreckovery Summer V8.0!

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (lZVy/)

19 Of course they claimed this would never happen when they first imposed DACA.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:57 PM

Right. They lied.

Because they are liars, just like their father, the Father of Lies.

It's who they are. It's what they do.


Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (JMAcK)

20 This is a good example of he knew we knew he was lying as he even spoke the words.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (RIvkX)

21 A "fact sheet" from the White House estimates that 100,000 illegal immigrants will receive benefits through the program.


So...that's like what?. A 100,000 a day? A week? Month?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (W/lyH)

22 Denver Health, the hospital that caters to low-income and illegal aliens is going to go bust soon thanks to illegal aliens. But sure, Biden, give away Obamacare to some of them, that’ll fix it. Like giving a spoon to some people who are on a sinking ship - not gonna make a speck of difference in their ability to bail it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (Hkcdp)

23 I can't afford health insurance, but sure, give it to the illegals. Fuckhead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Listen Fat, nobody cares about your problems, least of all your government. Pay your taxes and shut up!

Don't make me send the FBI to your house.

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (vcOmj)

24 No one will stop them

The Gope loves Obamacare.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (7V8BR)

25
"Bend Over Here It Comes Again' appears to be Biden's reelection campaign slogan.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (RKVpM)

26 "We just want to see the person we love in the hospital!"

"We just want the same rights as straight people!"

"How does two gays getting married affect you, hater!?"

*Other lies leftists told. I can basically just pick any statement by the Democrat party from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (JMAcK)

27 "By providing new opportunities for quality, affordable care healthcare, this rule will give DACA recipients that peace of mind and opportunity that every American deserves."
____________

Uh ... would this be a bad time to point out that they're not Americans?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

28 I thought that this had already happened.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (QNSds)

Honestly, it's all really just an accounting trick.

It's not like these people haven't been clogging up healthcare facilities, so it's really just a question of which pile of fake money do they pull the numbers out of.

When you're already 34 trillion dollars in debt, there's not really anything such as real money anywhere, anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (dGCAG)

29 So, if you enter the country illegally, you can get free stuff at taxpayers expense. Have I got that right?

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (DHHFk)

30 If they’re saying 100k then how many are they really giving this to?

Clown world

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (Hkcdp)

31 The Post Vote Era is here.

It appears to have initiated a death spiral for our country.

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (Hucnr)

32 That’s why they want a wealth tax. So you hoarders pay up.
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (nIRE6)
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Fuck 'em. If they do it, I will do one of two things:
1. Convert all of my wealth into physical shit I can stand in front of (gold, etc.).
2. Spend it. All of it. Live large until it's gone and go nuts, then go on welfare and wait for the end.

I would rather set it on fire (waste it on shit I don't need or even particularly want) than give it to them. Oh, I'd send some cash - literal cash - to some people I like, but the rest I would probably just convert as reasonable and then waste the rest in an orgy of profligacy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

33 Right. They lied.

Because they are liars, just like their father, the Father of Lies.
It's who they are. It's what they do.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

That Obama and Biden are worse than a couple of Kansas City faggots!

Posted by: Sheriff Taggart, or is that Major Kong? at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (vcOmj)

34 I’m at the point where I’m fine with government run health care. At least that way I’ll get something for “free”. Shit I pay for it all the freebies I don’t get now, now plus I have to pay for my private insurance. Fuck it with universal health care I’ll still pay for it but at least I’ll get some govt cheese back.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (mHi0d)

35 i am shocked... shocked i tell you to find out they lied to us...

-_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (UCRjB)

36 I guess the good news is all the Obama Care plans really stink. If they weren’t getting subsidized, they would be really expensive for bad plans, too.

What about Medicaid? Are they getting access to that?

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 04:05 PM (KQxQb)

37 >>>Biden Is Giving Obamcare

Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:05 PM (o3SCB)

38 Well that's one way to piss off illegal immigrants. Obamacare is shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:05 PM (xcxpd)

39 Uh ... would this be a bad time to point out that they're not Americans?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
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The globalist's definition of American is any coloniser newly arrived in America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (RIvkX)

40 36 What about Medicaid? Are they getting access to that?
Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 04:05 PM (KQxQb)

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It's my understanding that those are state run (just federally funded), so it's a state-by-state issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

41 WA state is enrolling 16,000 new illegals into Medicaid. So that's nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (DRSnL)

42
Let's all agree on what is truly important. Chocolate chip is the best ice cream.





Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (lZVy/)

43 39 Uh ... would this be a bad time to point out that they're not Americans?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
===
The globalist's definition of American is any coloniser newly arrived in America.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (RIvkX)

======

They've scaled back. I thought it was anyone taking steps in the direction of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

44 2 Whohoo
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (nIRE6)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (o3SCB)

45 They certainly will bring their cultural enrichment to the medical establishment. Probably bring down the quality of care for everyone while at the same time making it more expensive and difficult to find.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)
________________

Also giving physicians a chance to see crappy diseases that they thought had been eliminated here long ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

46 3 I wonder why polls are saying the American people are having less issue with the idea of mass deportation?

Doesn't matter. The Uniparty will oppose it, including most Republicans, like Mitch and Tiny Johnson

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (GpUII)

47 >>>Cuz, it's gettin' to be Wolverines time.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (dGCAG)

Oooh, I want to be Deadpool!

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (Hucnr)

48 Denver Health, the hospital that caters to low-income and illegal aliens is going to go bust soon thanks to illegal aliens. But sure, Biden, give away Obamacare to some of them, that’ll fix it. Like giving a spoon to some people who are on a sinking ship - not gonna make a speck of difference in their ability to bail it out.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (Hkcdp)

Oh, I'm pretty sure that's part of why this is happening. It's like the supposed "food deserts" in cities. You can't let them fail, you can't let them go out of business, you can't even let employees leave these jobs and go work somewhere else.

If we can make you bake a gay cake, we can make you perform abortions on 13 year old "migrants," accompanied by their "uncles."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (dGCAG)

49 I can't afford health insurance, but sure, give it to the illegals. Fuckhead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

===

Listen Fat, nobody cares about your problems, least of all your government. Pay your taxes and shut up!

Don't make me send the FBI to your house.
Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM


As you know, Mr. Lowell, and as I've said before, the President was very clear.

I really miss your OnlyFans presence, by the way.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, Interlocutius for The Regime at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (a3Q+t)

50 What bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (ufFY8)

51 Not only is there literally no consequences for lying to the public so egregiously, these dickheads only fail upwards and get richer looting the national fisc. The entire incentive system is completely inverted, which is why this motherfucker is going to augur in. And then your average AWFL is going to wonder how the icky conservatives could do this to her, as she's getting ravaged then necklaced by the fine hordes of diversity.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (uLJBD)

52 Is the left throwing everything at the wall to try to tie Trump's hands when he wins? Or do they somehow know already that they will win in Nov and really don't care? I have questions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (SDI6g)

53 The constitution does not authorize a federal wealth tax.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (cPl+1)

54 Cuz, it's gettin' to be Wolverines time.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (dGCAG)

Oooh, I want to be Deadpool!
Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM (Hucnr)

Not that kind of Wolverine, kid.

*Tosses rest of coffee in the fire*

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (dGCAG)

55 Not only will they be on Obamacare -- which Obama promised illegals would not be allowed to access --

Unbelievable!!! It almost like all those times promised not to, uh, well, something about my mouth....but the point is I trusted him, and he lied, and it left me with a bad taste in my mouth....

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

56 Was it Milton Friedman who said you can hove Welfare or open borders, you can’t have both?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

57 One of President Trump's first acts should be to send Biden a bill for every dollar spent that did not have congressional authorization.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (ibTVg)

58 What little I know about "Obamacare" is that is generally sucks. But's it's probably light years better than the medical care in 3rd world shitholes.

Meh... it's all going to collapse at some point so I'm not particularly concerned about illegals and the welfare minions fighting it out in the ER for a band-aid and a popsicle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

59 Well that's one way to piss off illegal immigrants. Obamacare is shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:05 PM (xcxpd)

...

Convince them to go home where the healthcare is better.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (z/ifB)

60 The constitution does not authorize a federal wealth tax.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (cPl+1)
++++
The Constitution does not authorize about 80% of the federal government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (HnUIn)

61 60 The constitution does not authorize a federal wealth tax.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (cPl+1)
++++
The Constitution does not authorize about 80% of the federal government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (HnUIn)

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Good and plenty clause, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

62 I assumed they could always get it. And I’m sure most already do with fake SSNs.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM


They don't need fake SSN's, the IRS gives them an ITIN
(Individual Taxpayer Identification Number) when they get DACA status or are granted asylum. They are legal to work anywhere in the US with that number.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (QNSds)

63 Doesn't matter. The Uniparty will oppose it, including most Republicans, like Mitch and Tiny Johnson
Posted by: Ex GOP at May 03, 2024 04:07 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: John Cornyn & Dan Crenshaw at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (a3Q+t)

64 Happy the blog is back.
I was starting to get the shakes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY8)

65 What's this about an orgy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

66 The constitution does not authorize a federal wealth tax.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (cPl+1)
_______

Yeah? So?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

67 39 Uh ... would this be a bad time to point out that they're not Americans?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

= =

And that's really the crux of it for most of us. It used to be a common understanding that there was a difference between an immigrant and an illegal alien. We used to understand the concept of the Melting Pot and e pluribus unum. But today all of that is racist. Expecting a foreigner moving to America to become an American Citizen is xenophobic. But today, illegal aliens get better benefits than our veterans and the rest of us have to shut up.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (m0WlR)

68 25
"Bend Over Here It Comes Again' appears to be Biden's reelection campaign slogan.
______

Here comes the pain again....

Posted by: Eurythmics at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (SDI6g)

69 65 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

======

Caligula is coming to 4K?

(it is, btw)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

70 Fuck all these motherfuckers straight to hell.

Posted by: Said with the greatest of lovingkindness at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (Wc83a)

71 Don't complain. They deserve it and we don't.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (1bNHn)

72 The DACA benefits expansion comes amid reporting that Biden may seek to demonstrate a tougher approach to the border as polling shows the issue as a major election liability.

also, this i sa VERY balls-y statement by someone...

"The DACA benefits expansion comes amid reporting that Biden may seek to demonstrate a tougher approach to the border as polling shows the issue as a major election liability."

talk about two things pretty much the definition of diametrically opposed...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (UCRjB)

73 Aren’t Obamacare subsidies taxable?

Oh, lol, these people aren’t filing tax returns!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)

74 > Unbelievable!!! It almost like all those times promised not to, uh, well, something about my mouth....but the point is I trusted him, and he lied, and it left me with a bad taste in my mouth....
Posted by: Mitch McConnell
_____________

Yea, it's a party, in your mouth... everyone's coming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (Q4IgG)

75 America has a Illegal squater problem.

Starting with the Illegal squating in the White House.

Billions for Ukraine
Billions for Iran
Billions for Hamas
Billions for illegals.

Nothing for Americans.
Nothing for America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (yikga)

76 Convince them to go home where the healthcare is better.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (z/ifB)
__________________

"I have to wait two months for a doctor's appointment? Back home I could consult my witch doctor the next day!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

77 amid reporting that Biden may seek to demonstrate a tougher approach to the border

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (ufFY8)

78 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

======

Caligula is coming to 4K?

(it is, btw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

I never got into Caligula, I watched it and I liked McDowell's performance but I've never felt the urge to go back. It's not like 'Where the Boys Aren't 2' or anything....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:13 PM (xcxpd)

79 78 I never got into Caligula, I watched it and I liked McDowell's performance but I've never felt the urge to go back. It's not like 'Where the Boys Aren't 2' or anything....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:13 PM (xcxpd)

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I've never seen it, but orgies, ya know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

80 Don't complain. They deserve it and we don't.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (1bNHn)

Everything you have, you stole it from them.

Let's give it back.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (dGCAG)

81 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM


We're waiting for you!

Posted by: Lena, Stacey, and Cora at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (a3Q+t)

82 Aren’t Obamacare subsidies taxable?

Oh, lol, these people aren’t filing tax returns!
---
This proves we must give them amnesty and bring them in from the shadows!
/s/ GOPe

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (yikga)

83 “And the prosecution requested a five-minute break here to decide whether they’re going to try to do re-direct examination. And Davidson’s testimony so far, some really crucial moments both on direct and in these recent moments in cross,” Burnett said. “He says these deals were crafted in the weeks before the 2016 election and he said that he never had any interaction with Trump directly.”

“So, Paula, as I said, they just asked for a five-minute break and you said this is a five-minute break where you sit down and go, OMG, we need to clean up on aisle five,” she added, turning to CNN chief legal analyst Paula Reid.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (RHGPo)

84 I take some consolation knowing the newcomers will eventfully turn on there prog benefactors and slit all their throats after they gain control of the country.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (JojsZ)

85 Uh, illegal immigrants are already getting free healthcare and overwhelming the system. This is just a squirrel. Any person who walks into a hospital gets free care. They have to treat them. It's also why some of these hospitals are going tits up. There was a report that formerly great hospitals like the Mt Sinai System in NY is facing "headwinds" due to the large number of illegal immigrants flooding the system.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 03, 2024 04:15 PM (WfWuh)

86 I've never seen it, but orgies, ya know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:13 PM


When's the Russ Meyer Directorial Retrospective Movie Thread coming out?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

87 I hope Ace does a post on this:

President Biden Announces Recipients of the Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (o3SCB)

88 Free heathcare was the top come on promised to illegals during the Juntas election.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (tkKgd)

89 New Biden campaign ad: “Build the dang wall!”

Posted by: John McCain at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

90 Don't complain. They deserve it and we don't.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 04:11 PM (1bNHn)
++++
Yup. I know. I've been working since I was 17. I have been net tax-positive (pay more than I get) since I was 22. I have been paying into this execrable system my entire life. Paying, and paying, and paying. Every year, just paying and paying. Over that entire time, I have consumed *nothing* from that system other than the "free rider" things (roads, police (ha), postal service, etc.). In the good years, my net tax burden to the feds has been bigger than what some people have as income. In bad years, it was barely positive. But since I entered the workforce full-time, it's never once been negative.

And in exchange for that, I am piece of shit. A cow to be milked for those who "deserve" it. I don't "deserve" it, obviously. Livestock is a productive asset, not an object of affection. Nobody cares about what the cow "deserves." The cow is there for milk, meat and leather.

Ugh. Sorry. Enrages the piss out of me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

91 Of course they claimed this would never happen when they first imposed DACA.

yeah, well, when they passed seat belt laws, they claimed you'd not be stopped just for not wearing a seat belt; it would be an addon to whatever you were stopped for.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (v3pYe)

92 86 I've never seen it, but orgies, ya know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:13 PM

When's the Russ Meyer Directorial Retrospective Movie Thread coming out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

=======

When ace gave me permission to do a movie thread, the only thing he said to me about content was, "As long as you don't do a Russ Meyer retrospective or anything."

True story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

93 Everything you have, you stole it from them.

Let's give it back.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:14 PM (dGCAG)


The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

Posted by: Midnight Oil at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

94 This is a good thing, Ace. Did you not see the jobs report earlier today? The only "bright" spot was in medical services. That sector needs to keep growing or unemployment will be even worse! Don't worry about the price tag or the catastrophic downstream effects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (HnUIn)
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Hey! Don't bring up the jobs report!

Do you want to break the blog again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (7fElN)

95 I refuse to believe that the average, everyday American sees stuff like this and Biden forgiving student loans juxtaposed against the recent campus riots and supports it.

I also refuse to believe that these liberals outweigh average, everyday Americans enough to put Biden over the top against Trump.

The false reality we're sold on a daily basis is breathtaking. Kind of like that ugly baby in Seinfeld.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (KbCG3)

96
The constitution does not authorize a federal wealth tax.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 04:08 PM (cPl+1)


All money belongs to the government. They will let you know how much you're allowed to have.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (MoZTd)

97 according to this federal judge in ny, who i had some personal experience with, pres trump could not issue an executive order overturning a previous president's executive order. so i guess we really don't need the congress any more to pass laws, just to impeach trump the day after he becomes president again

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (B1FKF)

98 https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/the leftist credentials of a seattle judge who gave a pass to illegal acts.

Is every judge now a Cultural Marxist/ Muslim these days?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

99 Hey! Don't bring up the jobs report!

Do you want to break the blog again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:17 PM (7fElN)
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LOL.

Whoops!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

100 Happy the blog is back.
I was starting to get the shakes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY

My truth:

Me: *Hitting refresh button more and more aggressively* Give me AoSHQ back, HAL.

HAL: I can't do that, Dave.

Me: *Decides to restart the computer*

HAL: What are you doing, Dave. Don't do that. Daaaaisy Daaaaaaaisy, give me your aaaaaanswer true...

Me: Oh stop being so dramatic. And STOP CALLING ME DAVE!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

101 Now do school systems.

Taxpayers are fully funding the illegal immigrant invasion of their schools. Teachers are being forced to take an extraordinary number of illegal immigrants, most of whom don't speak the language, overwhelming staff resources. They are also stealing services from students who need extra attention. Best part? They are going to increase taxes to pay for it, peasants.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (WfWuh)

102 Exactly, Vengeance.

This bit of federal money won’t save these hospitals from cloward-pivening.

Posted by: John McCain at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (Hkcdp)

103 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party. Completely different.

Posted by: Boon at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (4I/2K)

104 Of course he is… votes cost patronage… from el Jefe.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)

105 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM

The answer is "something that is probably much better in theory than reality."

Posted by: Karnak the Great at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (Wc83a)

106 Trying to break America economy, then they can start over

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (fwDg9)

107 The Post Vote Era is here.

It appears to have initiated a death spiral for our country.
Posted by: Max Power at

This guy gets it.

Read JJs sidebar post.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (7V8BR)

108 32

Good "not a cop."

Bad financial advisor!

Off topic:

Rasmussen Reports today has Trump +12 in the 5-way (RAS doesn't poll the H2H for some reason). +12 looks like an outlier, but if this poll IS significant, it's because they had T +7 a month ago.

So far, there's no measurable fallout from the show trial.

I liked Trump going to an NYFD firehouse today. Liked very much!

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (NLIak)

109 Just in time for importing millions of Gazans

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (7leMO)

110 Joe Mannix, you are not alone.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (mKjJV)

111 It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party. Completely different.
Posted by: Boon at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (4I/2K)
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Heh.

Actual conversation I overheard from the row in front of me during my freshman year:

Hungover guy 1: "Man that party last night was insane"
Hungover guy 2: "Yeah it was. Holy shit. Whoever invented the toga party was a genius"
Hungover guy 1: "The Romans really knew how to party, man."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)

112 Haha, now the illegals get shity insurance!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2024 04:20 PM (JTwsP)

113 111 Hungover guy 2: "Yeah it was. Holy shit. Whoever invented the toga party was a genius"
Hungover guy 1: "The Romans really knew how to party, man."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)

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Probably the best part of the movie Neighbors is the lore of the fraternity that they came up with every frat tradition including toga parties and beer pong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

114 ... Bad financial advisor! ...
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 04:19 PM (NLIak)
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LOL. Note that I said this would be my preference, if they decide to pass a wealth tax. It's not financial advice. Certainly not good financial advice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:20 PM (HnUIn)

115 I've never seen it, but orgies, ya know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

https://tinyurl.com/y52t7f7m

It looks fun, but it must be tiring. Not nearly as much movement as I expected.

Posted by: Conan at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

116 112 Haha, now the illegals get shity insurance!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2024 04:20 PM (JTwsP)

Could be worse, could be Geico… hate that reptile…

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PCK5/)

117 > I take some consolation knowing the newcomers will eventfully turn on there prog benefactors and slit all their throats after they gain control of the country.
___________

More than a few likely have political ambitions. Just wait until they run, and unseat the very politicians that voted to bring them here, feed and house them.

Talk about "voting for it." This.... in spades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)

118 I would rather set it on fire (waste it on shit I don't need or even particularly want) than give it to them. Oh, I'd send some cash - literal cash - to some people I like, but the rest I would probably just convert as reasonable and then waste the rest in an orgy of profligacy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

Memories are made of us.

Posted by: Hookers & Blow at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (8zz6B)

119 115 https://tinyurl.com/y52t7f7m

It looks fun, but it must be tiring. Not nearly as much movement as I expected.
Posted by: Conan at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

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Come for the movie thread this weekend!

Conan will be discussed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

120 And in exchange for that, I am piece of shit. A cow to be milked for those who "deserve" it. I don't "deserve" it, obviously. Livestock is a productive asset, not an object of affection. Nobody cares about what the cow "deserves." The cow is there for milk, meat and leather.

Ugh. Sorry. Enrages the piss out of me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

You're not alone. Unfortunately we've been groomed from childhood to be good little obedient "productive citizens." Tax cattle, sheep to be shorn. And being assured all the while that this is the greatest virtue, our highest and best use.

Posted by: Be a good little mindless cog and pay up! at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (Wc83a)

121 The best Caligula was John Hurt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:22 PM (9yWhg)

122 96 All money belongs to the government.

well, after they buy it from us.

Posted by: federal reserve at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

123 >
And in exchange for that, I am piece of shit. A cow to be milked for those who "deserve" it. I don't "deserve" it, obviously. Livestock is a productive asset, not an object of affection. Nobody cares about what the cow "deserves." The cow is there for milk, meat and leather.

Ugh. Sorry. Enrages the piss out of me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

Your government hates you and wants you dead. Short of that, you're an ATM.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (Ys9p5)

124 What a shit show

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (MwHgU)

125 You're not alone. Unfortunately we've been groomed from childhood to be good little obedient "productive citizens." Tax cattle, sheep to be shorn. And being assured all the while that this is the greatest virtue, our highest and best use.
Posted by: Be a good little mindless cog and pay up! at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (Wc83a)
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There used to be a carrot. The carrot was, "you keep most of it, and can afford to give your family a good life."

With a wealth tax, and tripling the capital gains tax and the various other insanities, that carrot is vanishing. People respond to incentives and if you want to leach off of them, you have to keep it reasonable.

They're about at the end of Reasonable Road, and approaching Collapse Cul-De-Sac

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

126 The middle class is mostly docile, and will not be moved to action unless near ruin.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (PCK5/)

127 105 What's this about an orgy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM

The answer is "something that is probably much better in theory than reality."
Posted by: Karnak

I'm willing to accept the good with the bad when it comes to the ladies, as long as I'm the only sausage at the party.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (JCZqz)

128 126 The middle class is mostly docile, and will not be moved to action unless near ruin.
Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (PCK5/)

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"A sleeping giant, perhaps?"
-Yamamoto

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

129 Come for the movie thread this weekend!

Conan will be discussed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)
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*Kull the Conqueror has entered the chat*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (7fElN)

130 121 The best Caligula was John Hurt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:22 PM (9yWhg)

MUCH to be learned from that series…

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (PCK5/)

131 They're just giving us all the finger now. There's gonna be a reckoning.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (w6EFb)

132 I'm willing to accept the good with the bad when it comes to the ladies, as long as I'm the only sausage at the party.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (JCZqz)
++++
We're bored.

Posted by: Most of the ladies at the party at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (HnUIn)

133 129 *Kull the Conqueror has entered the chat*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (7fElN)

========

Also, as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

134 https://tinyurl.com/y52t7f7m

It looks fun, but it must be tiring. Not nearly as much movement as I expected.
Posted by: Conan at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

Thought that first guy on the throne was Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

135 There used to be a carrot. The carrot was, "you keep most of it, and can afford to give your family a good life."

With a wealth tax, and tripling the capital gains tax and the various other insanities, that carrot is vanishing. People respond to incentives and if you want to leach off of them, you have to keep it reasonable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

One of the funniest things I ever read on a comment board was posted at Barstool Sports like a decade ago:

Sometimes I like to come home, bury myself in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

136 128 126 The middle class is mostly docile, and will not be moved to action unless near ruin.
Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (PCK5/)

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"A sleeping giant, perhaps?"
-Yamamoto
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

Not so sure of that now… we are in the Age of the Gelding I’m afraid..

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (PCK5/)

137 I think orgies would be too chaotic, you'd never know who has what, balls everywhere. This is why I can't watch tennis.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (Y6IkP)

138 Your government hates you and wants you dead. Short of that, you're an ATM.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (Ys9p5)
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Dr. Bob Kelso on "Scrubs" used to call his high-donor patients "cash pinatas."

That's pretty much how the government views us taxpayers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (7fElN)

139 The only upside I can see is that this will crash the system quicker, so maybe we can get a head start on America 3.0

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (XV/Pl)

140 You're not alone. Unfortunately we've been groomed from childhood to be good little obedient "productive citizens." Tax cattle, sheep to be shorn. And being assured all the while that this is the greatest virtue, our highest and best use.
______

I think I read something similar, in French, written about 1789 or so.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (SDI6g)

141 135 There used to be a carrot. The carrot was, "you keep most of it, and can afford to give your family a good life."

With a wealth tax, and tripling the capital gains tax and the various other insanities, that carrot is vanishing. People respond to incentives and if you want to leach off of them, you have to keep it reasonable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

One of the funniest things I ever read on a comment board was posted at Barstool Sports like a decade ago:

Sometimes I like to come home, bury myself in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

; )

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:27 PM (o3SCB)

142 129 *Kull the Conqueror has entered the chat*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM (7fElN)

========

Also, as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
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*Solomon Kane has entered the chat*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:27 PM (7fElN)

143 ok. this sux. also , isn't obamacare kinda expensive ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (V13WU)

144 Me: Oh stop being so dramatic. And STOP CALLING ME DAVE!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

sher-bert

-- Ernie

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (UCRjB)

145 Communists.

Destroying Production and Incentives for nearly 200 Years.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (8IA0w)

146 75 America has a Illegal squater problem.

Starting with the Illegal squating in the White House.


yeah, well, i'm just looking forward to new york asking trump 47 for some special consideration or bailout of some sort.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (v3pYe)

147 142 Also, as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:27 PM (7fElN)

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In addition, tout suite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

148 "Health Care is a Right" Obama(probably)

A right for your health care to be worse from illegals overcrowding our resources, and for you to pay for that healthcare ... "them" being The Whole World.

Aren't illegals already getting free health care, free housing, free food? At least a lot of them are.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (Cus5s)

149
"A sleeping giant, perhaps?"
-Yamamoto
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda


The sleeping giant rolled over and hit the snooze button.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

150 137 I think orgies would be too chaotic, you'd never know who has what, balls everywhere. This is why I can't watch tennis.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (Y6IkP)

I have a good buddy who is an orgy guy. On his way to an orgy in NYC once, he stopped at a porn shop and got a beejer from a prostitute.

If you were to ask him what it's like, he'd probably just shrug his shoulders and say, "It's fun." Different cats, them orgy people.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

151 Apparently Tom Cruise is remaking The Gauntlet, I assume he got Clint's blessing.

It would be interesting if the Sondra Locke's part went to one of Toms Ex-Wives.

I bet Emily Blunt get's the role.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (XV/Pl)

152 Come for the movie thread this weekend!

Conan will be discussed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

129 *Kull the Conqueror has entered the chat*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 04:24 PM

Krull the, uh, spinny guided blade thing has entered the chat with great hope!

Posted by: Krull at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

153 The Barbarian Brothers in…the Barbarians?

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (nIRE6)

154 I know a married couple on Obamacare.
They are broke.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

155 I think I read something similar, in French, written about 1789 or so.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 04:26 PM (SDI6g)
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You can read something similar right now, today, in the country on which our government has remodeled itself: Red China.

The CCP keeps cracking down on the comparisons, but people keep making new ones. Two common ones that they can't seem to fully suppress are "leeks" and "minerals." As in, "I am a leek" or "I am a mineral."

Leeks are to be cut down every season, harvested, and allowed to grow back ("sheering the sheep" is probably the most common Western equivalent).

Minerals are mines to be extracted until exhausted, then abandoned. I don't know the Western equivalent of this one. We might not have it yet. We will.

People thinking of themselves as "leeks" in the eyes of their government is unhealthy. People thinking of themselves as "minerals" is disastrous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (HnUIn)

156 Joe Wilson is owed an apology.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (LK7gP)

157 156 Joe Wilson is owed an apology.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (LK7gP)

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You lie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

158 I think as the middle class becomes more uncomfortable with things we'll see how much pain they're willing to endure before lashing out. Everyone has a point where they're fed up.

After that... look out.

Many (especially us, here) have already reached that point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:30 PM (Q4IgG)

159 158 I think as the middle class becomes more uncomfortable with things we'll see how much pain they're willing to endure before lashing out. Everyone has a point where they're fed up.

After that... look out.

Many (especially us, here) have already reached that point.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:30 PM (Q4IgG)

Agree but we and are ilk are a small minority.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

160 Now listen, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Why, Joe's given the ilegales a color television set
Then he gave them a house
A social security disability check and a brand new car.

Joe's given the ilegales the goldmine (They got the goldmine)
Joe's given me the shaft (I got the shaft)...

But it all sounds mighty funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
The ilegales got the goldmine
I got the shaft...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (R/m4+)

161 Mr. Mannix: you and your life are not defined by this twisted regime. They are just a mustard burp in a vast universe. They come and go. Your actions, accomplishments and principles will endure.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (7leMO)

162 150:If you were to ask him what it's like, he'd probably just shrug his shoulders and say, "It's fun." Different cats, them orgy people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer



Does he wear a HAZMAT suit?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

163 159 158 I think as the middle class becomes more uncomfortable with things we'll see how much pain they're willing to endure before lashing out. Everyone has a point where they're fed up.

After that... look out.

Many (especially us, here) have already reached that point.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 04:30 PM (Q4IgG)

Agree but we and are ilk are a small minority.
Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

Trump got 75 million legit votes in 2020. We may be more hardcore than many, but we're not exactly a small minority.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (KbCG3)

164 Mr. Mannix: you and your life are not defined by this twisted regime. They are just a mustard burp in a vast universe. They come and go. Your actions, accomplishments and principles will endure.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (7leMO)
++++
Sure. I don't hate myself, I hate them for treating me like a piece of livestock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

165 In a sane country, this corrupt mummy would be impeached and whomever is pulling his strings would be prosecuted.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (tRd71)

166 I know a married couple on Obamacare.
They are broke.

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they are broke because they have to pay for O-care , or they are broke and now on o-care ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (V13WU)

167 162 150:If you were to ask him what it's like, he'd probably just shrug his shoulders and say, "It's fun." Different cats, them orgy people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Does he wear a HAZMAT suit?


he's spent years building up an immunity to iocane powder vd

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 04:33 PM (v3pYe)

168 162 150:If you were to ask him what it's like, he'd probably just shrug his shoulders and say, "It's fun." Different cats, them orgy people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Does he wear a HAZMAT suit?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

He's said to me on many occasions that he does not expect to live to be an old man.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:33 PM (KbCG3)

169 "This is another example of executive overreach from a lawless administration.'

Maybe we could solve this by giving the federal government more power, maybe?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 04:33 PM (D7oie)

170 Wait, I thought the Republicans were going to repeal Obamacare.
Ha ha. I crack myself up.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

171 170 Wait, I thought the Republicans were going to repeal Obamacare.
Ha ha. I crack myself up.
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

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"That darn McCain! Drat. Just...darn. Tarnation! Oh well, Donate!"
-Mitch

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

172 they are broke because they have to pay for O-care , or they are broke and now on o-care ??
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (V13WU)
......

Yes.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

173 163
Trump got 75 million legit votes in 2020. We may be more hardcore than many, but we're not exactly a small minority.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (KbCG3)

I really hope you are right and I am wrong, but I think, at best, countries usually break down into the “ Thirds” like they did during the American Revolution… and the revolutionary third only got there after many many years of abuse.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:36 PM (PCK5/)

174 Mr. Mannix: you and your life are not defined by this twisted regime. They are just a mustard burp in a vast universe. They come and go. Your actions, accomplishments and principles will endure.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 04:32 PM (7leMO)


a mustard burp won't put me in fpmita prison for a code violation

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2024 04:36 PM (D7oie)

175 @158

>>I think as the middle class becomes more uncomfortable with things we'll see how much pain they're willing to endure before lashing out. Everyone has a point where they're fed up.

I don't know, I don't think it matters, western NY has been devastated by the Donks and Democrat policies, In a recent special election that favored the Democrat by 9pts, he won by 36 points, which mean either the people just don't give about anything other than party preference or voting is complete bullshit, maybe both are true, but I just don't see what is going to change the dynamic short of total protonic inversion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:36 PM (XV/Pl)

176 Is Bluebell here? I gots a quextion about the MoMe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

177 Come for the movie thread this weekend!

Conan will be discussed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

I'm always a few weeks behind, it seems. I broke out my 4K copy of the Predator series, was going to watch 1 and 2 back to back this weekend.

I still have one or two Capra films to finish as well (not that I've watched them all, just that I had my own list of his I was accessing).

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:37 PM (dGCAG)

178 This undressing blonde thinks that the only service an illegal should receive is a deportation notice and a trip back over the border:
http://tiny.cc/4wbxxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:38 PM (HnUIn)

179 175 I don't know, I don't think it matters, western NY has been devastated by the Donks and Democrat policies, In a recent special election that favored the Democrat by 9pts, he won by 36 points, which mean either the people just don't give about anything other than party preference or voting is complete bullshit, maybe both are true, but I just don't see what is going to change the dynamic short of total protonic inversion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:36 PM (XV/Pl)

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1. Special elections are about organization and almost nothing else.
2. If NY is failing, you can still move somewhere more free like FL.

As long as there are bastions to freely move to, it's going to dampen the mood to actually make changes that may require extra-legal methods.

It's when places like FL become untenable that things can get sporty. We're very far from sporty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

180 (LifeSiteNews) — A Lutheran prelate facing prosecution for “hate speech” in Finland has called on Christians to defend marriage and traditional sexual morals.

“Now it’s time to use our freedom of speech. Otherwise, we lose it,” Juhana Pohjola told LifeSiteNews in an exclusive interview.

Pohjola has been in a legal battle for five years together with Finnish MP Päivi Räsänen for defending biblical marriage. Pohjola and Räsänen were already unanimously acquitted of “hate speech” charges twice but now face a third and final trial at the Supreme Court of Finland.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (SDI6g)

181 177 I still have one or two Capra films to finish as well (not that I've watched them all, just that I had my own list of his I was accessing).
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:37 PM (dGCAG)

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I'm like a robot. Every day...1 movie and 1 review.

Sometimes, things run together. I've had serious problems keeping all the kaiju stuff straight in my head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

182 This undressing blonde thinks that the only service an illegal should receive is a deportation notice and a trip back over the border:
http://tiny.cc/4wbxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

Pretty AND smart

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

183 Is Bluebell here? I gots a quextion about the MoMe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

come for the meet

stay because you got shanked...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (UCRjB)

184 Article I of the Constitution

The president shall propose laws.
And being 6 months from the proposal of the law, if Congrefs has taken no action, the President may, by his own divine authority, useth his pen and phone, provideth the phone has been invented.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (3CVIc)

185
I know a married couple on Obamacare.
They are broke.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM


I gotta friend on Obamacare. He has a business, makes decent money. But he chooses to pay himself in such a way that the I R S sees little of it. Social Security sees little of it. When he retires he thinks he's gonna get a thousand bucks a month and survive on that. He pays a couple grand a month for Obamacare and has to out-of-pocket about 75% of the cost.

I keep quiet but he needs to fire his financial advisor.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (RKVpM)

186 Is Bluebell here? I gots a quextion about the MoMe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

come for the meet

stay because you got shanked...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Bring an illegal with you. Use their insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 04:40 PM (nFo4U)

187 >The middle class is mostly docile, and will not be moved to action unless near ruin.

Public school has made them this way. I am happy that it doesn't seem to do this anymore. My biggest fear is that we will still have a few more decades to deal with mostly-docile citizens unwilling to deal with any of our current problems.

I knew a guy who was late-twenties and into bitcoin. He enjoyed buying a little Gamestop stock, and seemed to be hardened by the fuckery from on-high that drove the price back down. (They literally made it impossible to buy regardless of the price.)

The kids will be alright.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 04:40 PM (cf/0E)

188 Thomas Bender the Marxists are trying to destroy the economy so they can take over

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:40 PM (fwDg9)

189 Joe Wilson is owed an apology.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM (LK7gP)

Speaking of which, I know we had a lot of fun around these parts, with the whole (the other) Joe Wilson and Val Plame shenanigans, but part of the truth is... Wilson was right. Saddam was NOT doing much in the way of getting his hands on lemon cake and such.

Doesn't mean either of them was NOT a douchebag, but he also presumably was not wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

190 come for the meet

stay because you got shanked...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (UCRjB)
++++
"Come for the greet, stay for the meat" might attract better attendance...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

191 190 "Come for the greet, stay for the meat" might attract better attendance...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

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So...it's a gay nightclub?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

192 I'm like a robot. Every day...1 movie and 1 review.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Have you ever considered getting into the biz? Like doing a screenplay, or even doing you own short feature, something like that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)

193 Plus believing healthcare numbers from Biden is like believing healthcare numbers from Gaza

Posted by: Scottst at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (IezWX)

194 Robert Kraft is the old, billionaire New England Patriots owner.

He got Columbia University's attention when he announced that he would no longer support the school because of all their pro-Hamas bullzh*t.

My take. This is the same elderly man who went to a low rent Asian massage parlor in FL a couple of years ago. He managed to get himself arrested for soliciting prostitution.

If I were rich enough to own an NFL team, I like to think I could do something more imaginative than asking a Korean masseuse for a happy ending.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (NLIak)

195 So...it's a gay nightclub?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I knew as soon as I hit "post" that *someone* would pervert it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (HnUIn)

196 192 Have you ever considered getting into the biz? Like doing a screenplay, or even doing you own short feature, something like that?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)

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I've written a couple of screenplays that I have a mind to, if I ever found a hundred thousand dollars in a field, could make. I've toyed with starting a Youtube channel a few times, getting lost in that sea instead of the blog sea.

Nothing beyond that, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

197 I'm like a robot. Every day...1 movie and 1 review.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

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Jeez. That's dedication.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (DRSnL)

198 195 So...it's a gay nightclub?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I knew as soon as I hit "post" that *someone* would pervert it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (HnUIn)

It is who we are…

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (PCK5/)

199 197 Jeez. That's dedication.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (DRSnL)

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It is just weekdays, though. Weekends are for me and Dolley to watch British comedy television.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

200 >>It's when places like FL become untenable that things can get sporty. We're very far from sporty.

I bet it's gonna be pretty sporty in Chicago this summer.

What we are seeing on college campuses is mostly blue on blue. Colombia is not exactly a bastion of right wing thought. Same with most of the other schools other than red states where frat boys punch back.

Democrats don't have a big tent, they have a circus tent and the clowns are starting to fight amongst themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (LkLld)

201 So, is everyone psyched for the Derby tomorrow?

It's like a religious holiday at chez Bulgaroctonus. I married into the faith.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (9yWhg)

202 Yup. I know. I've been working since I was 17. I have been net tax-positive (pay more than I get) since I was 22. I have been paying into this execrable system my entire life. Paying, and paying, and paying. Every year, just paying and paying. Over that entire time, I have consumed *nothing* from that system other than the "free rider" things (roads, police (ha), postal service, etc.). In the good years, my net tax burden to the feds has been bigger than what some people have as income. In bad years, it was barely positive. But since I entered the workforce full-time, it's never once been negative.

And in exchange for that, I am piece of shit. A cow to be milked for those who "deserve" it. I don't "deserve" it, obviously. Livestock is a productive asset, not an object of affection. Nobody cares about what the cow "deserves." The cow is there for milk, meat and leather.

Ugh. Sorry. Enrages the piss out of me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

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I'm going to see if I can retire early and stay just below the line to get all the goodies. The only problem is the assets from my 401k will be too high I think.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (2fIO4)

203
I had a year gap between when I was retired and when I became eligible for Medicare. I got a healthcare plan that was nearly $1000 a month. Not fun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (MoZTd)

204 201 So, is everyone psyched for the Derby tomorrow?

It's like a religious holiday at chez Bulgaroctonus. I married into the faith.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (9yWhg)

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I'm putting two bits down on Seabiscuit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

205 I knew as soon as I hit "post" that *someone* would pervert it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That one isn’t on us.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (nIRE6)

206 It is just weekdays, though. Weekends are for me and Dolley to watch British comedy television.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

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Any recommendations? I'm between shows at the moment.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (DRSnL)

207 @179

>>It's when places like FL become untenable that things can get sporty. We're very far from sporty.

If this country is going to be saved then places that vote reliably donk need to move to the rep column, if that doesn't happen in a seismic shift up and down the political hierarchy, then the country is will be lost.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (XV/Pl)

208 "Trump got 75 million legit votes in 2020. We may be more hardcore than many, but we're not exactly a small minority."

With all the ballots dumped by postal workers -- and after hours in Dem precincts after being switched from outside "hackers" right during the vote ... Trump almost certainly got a few million more than that.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (Cus5s)

209 I keep quiet but he needs to fire his financial advisor.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (RKVpM)
......

It's all fun and games until he breaks a hip.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

210 I knew as soon as I hit "post" that *someone* would pervert it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (HnUIn)

It is who we are…
Posted by: tubal
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Degenerates!

Posted by: RFK Jr. at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (wQXfi)

211 I'm like a robot. Every day...1 movie and 1 review.

Sometimes, things run together. I've had serious problems keeping all the kaiju stuff straight in my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

I stop watching movies sometimes, and it just boils down to whether I'm really enjoying it or not.

I broke out the made for teevee Langoliers thing, watched half of it, still need to watch the second half. Lots of hammy acting, and Bronson Pinchot brilliantly playing the insane junk bond dealer. Gotta say, David Morse seems to ALWAYS give his all to his performances, even cheesy made for teevee schlock.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (dGCAG)

212 Joe Wilson status: vindicated!

Posted by: InZona at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (qz1Fg)

213 206 Any recommendations? I'm between shows at the moment.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (DRSnL)

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We've been working through Would I Lie to You? A panel show with David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, and Lee Mack. It's pretty consistently funny.

And, of course, Taskmaster.

The original Ghosts was funny, too, though I don't think we ever watched the final season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

214 My take. This is the same elderly man who went to a low rent Asian massage parlor in FL a couple of years ago. He managed to get himself arrested for soliciting prostitution.
If I were rich enough to own an NFL team, I like to think I could do something more imaginative than asking a Korean masseuse for a happy ending.
Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (NLIak)

I am still waiting for them to release the undercover video of Bob getting his nut that the taxpayers of Florida paid for.

It should be played at every New England Patriot away game at half time.

Release The Video!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (R/m4+)

215 Back when entertainment media knew how to potray strong women.

Tribute to Emma Peel - music by Cake

https://tinyurl.com/2jdhwdzk

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 04:46 PM (SDI6g)

216 which mean either the people just don't give about anything other than party preference or voting is complete bullshit, maybe both are true, but I just don't see what is going to change the dynamic short of total protonic inversion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Total protonic reversal! Don't cross the streams! It could be the end of everything!

Posted by: Ray Stantz at May 03, 2024 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

217 Degenerates!
Posted by: RFK Jr. at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (wQXfi)
++++
Heh. Oy, what a quote that was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:46 PM (HnUIn)

218 207 If this country is going to be saved then places that vote reliably donk need to move to the rep column, if that doesn't happen in a seismic shift up and down the political hierarchy, then the country is will be lost.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (XV/Pl)

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Well, the people aren't acting that way. I've been saying since 2020 that the Great Migration is conservatives fleeing blue states to red ones while progressives flee blue enclaves for the suburbs.

Red states are getting redder and bigger. Blue states are getting bluer and smaller.

And then there's the illegal immigration.

I'm not sure there's saving the nation as a whole. There may be hope in finding yourself in a state that is more sane than California, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

219 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

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Thanks! I'm watching an Australian show that was on FX called Mr. Inbetween. Not a comedy though, and I only have a few episodes left.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 04:47 PM (DRSnL)

220 >>With all the ballots dumped by postal workers -- and after hours in Dem precincts after being switched from outside "hackers" right during the vote ... Trump almost certainly got a few million more than that.

I remember on election night watching the returns come in. I can't remember which network but it might have been CNN had a live vote counter as returns were coming in for one of the swing states and I saw in real time Trump actually losing thousands of votes.

Never seen that before in my life.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 04:47 PM (LkLld)

221 I stop watching movies sometimes, and it just boils down to whether I'm really enjoying it or not.

I broke out the made for teevee Langoliers thing, watched half of it, still need to watch the second half. Lots of hammy acting, and Bronson Pinchot brilliantly playing the insane junk bond dealer. Gotta say, David Morse seems to ALWAYS give his all to his performances, even cheesy made for teevee schlock.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (dGCAG)

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I insist on watching everything all the way through. It's rare, even when I really hate a movie, that I feel the inclination to turn it off. I've seen too much, I guess. It's mostly just habit now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

222 Next: they get food stamps and free housing.

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (0Gnoc)

223 194 Robert Kraft is the old, billionaire New England Patriots owner.

He got Columbia University's attention when he announced that he would no longer support the school because of all their pro-Hamas bullzh*t.

My take. This is the same elderly man who went to a low rent Asian massage parlor in FL a couple of years ago. He managed to get himself arrested for soliciting prostitution.

If I were rich enough to own an NFL team, I like to think I could do something more imaginative than asking a Korean masseuse for a happy ending.

Posted by: mnw at May 03, 2024 04:42 PM (NLIak)

Hey man, sometimes you feel like a nut.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

224 I'm sort of fascinated to learn the crew at the Bulwark think the definitions of "norms" and "democracy" mean an executive who believes and acts like he's a dictator.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (tT6L1)

225 224 I'm sort of fascinated to learn the crew at the Bulwark think the definitions of "norms" and "democracy" mean an executive who believes and acts like he's a dictator.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (tT6L1)

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Democracy is pretending the people have a voice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

226 Minerals are mines to be extracted until exhausted, then abandoned. I don't know the Western equivalent of this one. We might not have it yet. We will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 04:29 PM

That seems to describe how the federal government feels about US military members. Considering the crisis in this country for last few decades regarding military suicides, military homeless, VA not being funded, etc.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (P5BPp)

227 Next: they get food stamps and free housing.
Posted by: torabora


I thought they already got free housing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (9yWhg)

228 224 I'm sort of fascinated to learn the crew at the Bulwark think the definitions of "norms" and "democracy" mean an executive who believes and acts like he's a dictator.
____

Hey, what about us?

Posted by: National Review at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (SDI6g)

229 Usually most trials go off on script but this Trump trial has one god awful set of prosecutors
They are supposed to know all the answers to all the questions in advance
Instead their own witnesses are confounding them

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (jKUtf)

230 So what happened this morning?
Shelves collapse?
Pixy quit?
Ace didn't pay his electric bill?
Bob from NSA hack?
Lasagna fire in the oven?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

231 229 Usually most trials go off on script but this Trump trial has one god awful set of prosecutors
They are supposed to know all the answers to all the questions in advance
Instead their own witnesses are confounding them
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (jKUtf)

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With a Manhattan jury, will it matter?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

232
They are supposed to know all the answers to all the questions in advance
Instead their own witnesses are confounding them
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (jKUtf)


They're just coasting. The final outcome is already known.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (MoZTd)

233 With a Manhattan jury, will it matter?
____

*makes shake weight motion*

Posted by: NY Prosecutor at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (SDI6g)

234 So what happened this morning?
Shelves collapse?
Pixy quit?
Ace didn't pay his electric bill?
Bob from NSA hack?
Lasagna fire in the oven?
Posted by: wth


Ace accidentally set his time machine to go back before Al Gore invented the internet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (9yWhg)

235 I insist on watching everything all the way through. It's rare, even when I really hate a movie, that I feel the inclination to turn it off. I've seen too much, I guess. It's mostly just habit now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

I started watching, and haven't yet finished another Stanwyck film, Clash By Night. It also has Marilyn Monroe in it! Sheesh, it's a real downer, but I guess I have to finish.

Biggest problem I have with it, I absolutely know exactly what's going to happen, but I guess I have to finish.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (dGCAG)

236 >>They are supposed to know all the answers to all the questions in advance
Instead their own witnesses are confounding them

It also might be handy if they actually come up with a crime at some point.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 04:52 PM (LkLld)

237 235 I started watching, and haven't yet finished another Stanwyck film, Clash By Night. It also has Marilyn Monroe in it! Sheesh, it's a real downer, but I guess I have to finish.

Biggest problem I have with it, I absolutely know exactly what's going to happen, but I guess I have to finish.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (dGCAG)

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That's a Fritz Lang joint!

Just straight drama. It's really good. But yeah, downer.

Something a bit more...noirish...would be Human Desire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

238 So what happened this morning?
Shelves collapse?
Pixy quit?
Ace didn't pay his electric bill?
Bob from NSA hack?
Lasagna fire in the oven?
Posted by: wth

Ace accidentally set his time machine to go back before Al Gore invented the internet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Hampster orgy?

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 04:53 PM (wQXfi)

239 @236

>>It also might be handy if they actually come up with a crime at some point.


Alvin Bragg's Neck Pouch: HE RAN A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION!!!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 04:54 PM (XV/Pl)

240 “Hampster”… that’s a meme, right?

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 04:54 PM (PCK5/)

241 I live in Commiefornia (for work, as soon as I am able I'm retiring to a sane state).

I had to take somebody to the emergency room with a broken leg a couple weeks ago.

3/4 of the emergency room didn't speak English. That's not an exaggeration.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (AjL/0)

242 So what happened this morning?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
---------------------------------------------

One of the giant space hamsters powering Pixy's servers died of old age.

Posted by: Sven at May 03, 2024 04:55 PM (CQaaX)

243 *waves to Sven*

How are you and your wife doing?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 04:56 PM (aZ1q/)

244 Biggest problem I have with it, I absolutely know exactly what's going to happen, but I guess I have to finish.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 04:51 PM (dGCAG)

My wife and I watch Noir Alley on TCM every Sunday. I don't know much about other genres besides horror and sci-fi, but based on my experience most film noirs just go on too damn long. Most of them could end 30-45 minutes before they actually do.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:56 PM (9yWhg)

245 243 *waves to Sven*

How are you and your wife doing?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 04:56 PM (aZ1q/)

We're great!

Posted by: Guy in front of sven who doesn't realize sven is right behind him at May 03, 2024 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

246 lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 04:57 PM (aZ1q/)

247 It also might be handy if they actually come up with a crime at some point.
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We the jury find the defendant guilty on ______(fill in the blank) counts.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2024 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

248 Uh oh, SMH is here. Everybody look busy.

Just teasing, SMH. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:58 PM (9yWhg)

249 Hi Bulgaroctonus. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 04:59 PM (aZ1q/)

250 240 “Hampster”… that’s a meme, right?

can't check from work to see whether hamsterdance.com is still alive.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (v3pYe)

251 Isn't a langolier one of those microphones you wear on your lapel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (8zz6B)

252 That's a Fritz Lang joint!

Just straight drama. It's really good. But yeah, downer.

Something a bit more...noirish...would be Human Desire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, I saw Lang's name attached to it, and thought, ok, this should be good. And it's definitely not noir.

Stanwyck's gotta be somewhere in her mid-40s here... good lord, she's a good looking woman.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:00 PM (dGCAG)

253 SMH, somebody was asking about you in a thread this week, asking what had happened to you.

I answered that you were mostly lurking, and taking a break from commenting, for the most part. Hope that was accurate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:01 PM (9yWhg)

254 Dunno if anyone has seen it, but Baldilocks posted this interesting blogpost:

Jesus, Jews, Free Speech, and Nutcases
https://tinyurl.com/5xfy9d6n

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (aZ1q/)

255 Regarding Fritz Lang, I'm increasingly seeing how prescient Metropolis was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (9yWhg)

256 I answered that you were mostly lurking, and taking a break from commenting, for the most part. Hope that was accurate.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

It is.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (aZ1q/)

257 Saw a ad/ article a remake of Metropolis?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:05 PM (fwDg9)

258 It is.
Posted by: SMH


Good. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:05 PM (9yWhg)

259 My wife and I watch Noir Alley on TCM every Sunday. I don't know much about other genres besides horror and sci-fi, but based on my experience most film noirs just go on too damn long. Most of them could end 30-45 minutes before they actually do.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 04:56 PM (9yWhg)

Yeah, in this case, they spent about an hour setting up the premise. By the time they did, I said "I ain't got time for this," and turned it off.

Maybe it's just now gonna get good.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:06 PM (dGCAG)

260 Regarding Fritz Lang, I'm increasingly seeing how prescient Metropolis was.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (9yWhg)

Oh yeah, that's another movie I turned off in the middle, years ago. Still haven't restarted it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (dGCAG)

261 260 Regarding Fritz Lang, I'm increasingly seeing how prescient Metropolis was.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (9yWhg)

Oh yeah, that's another movie I turned off in the middle, years ago. Still haven't restarted it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 05:07 PM (dGCAG)

It's really good. Not as good as M but one of the best silent films.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 05:08 PM (xcxpd)

262 Regarding Fritz Lang, I'm increasingly seeing how prescient Metropolis was.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:03 PM (9yWhg)

Oh yeah, that's another movie I turned off in the middle, years ago. Still haven't restarted it.
Posted by: BurtTC

Have they ever released a definitive version of it? Wasn't some of the original footage lost, and various cineastes have been fiddling with the remaining stuff over the years?

But I was thinking more of the general premise of the ethereal elites vs. the subterranean proles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:10 PM (9yWhg)

263 Movie thread?

Posted by: Just got here at May 03, 2024 05:12 PM (HPREz)

264 Movie thread?
Posted by: Just got here


Ace snuck in a nood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (9yWhg)

265 Many anime tropes in Metropolis, before they were tropes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 05:14 PM (cf/0E)

266 I know this site provides quality based articles
or reviews and other stuff, is there any other web site which provides these kinds
of information in quality?

Posted by: nonton drama korea at May 04, 2024 04:08 AM (RePwp)

America is Back, Baby! Biden Insults Top US Asian Ally Japan to Show How Enlightened His Open-Border Policy Is

(And the site is back, baby!)


Remember, Biden considers his foreign policy "expertise" to be his greatest strength.


The decrepit dolt Biden showed off his famously "earthy" racism again, attacking, out-of-the-blue, India and our closest Asian ally and friend, Japan.

He attacked them in order to make his open border seem virtuous.

President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that "xenophobia" from China to Japan and India is hobbling their growth, as he argued that migration has been good for the U.S. economy.

"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said at a Washington fundraising event for his 2024 re-election campaign and marking the start of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

"Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."

This wasn't just a single gaffe -- he also attacked Japan as misogynist, too.

America is back, Baby!

By the way: He attacked China, too. I was repeatedly -- nay, unceasingly -- told that attacking China was "racist" whenever Trump did it.

And now...? Crickets, obviously.


Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrank

Happy Asian Pacific American Heritage Month, everyone!

Prison Mitch
@MidnightMitch

"My son Beau committed seppuku to fight xenophobia."

From Nick Arama at RedState.

Philip Patrick from Spectator World says that Japan is angry.

The insult is being especially keenly felt over here in Tokyo; it comes less than a month after a lavish and carefully choreographed love in between Biden and Japanese prime minister Fumio Kishida. There was a marching band, a formal state dinner, and an atmosphere of mutual admiration all designed to present the two leaders as not just staunch allies but bosom buddies.

Nobody over here much bought into that representation -- the mini-summit was seen as being mainly for domestic consumption from two under-pressure leaders -- but the swiftness of the change of tone is still surprising in its sheer, brazen rudeness. And gall (Biden has condemned Donald Trump for anti-immigrant rhetoric on numerous occasions). It's as if a colleague whom you always imagined you had reasonable relations with suddenly tells you they hate your guts.


Karine Jean-Pierre did her usual DEI-standard-of-excellence job attempting to explain why Biden is now randomly attacking allies:

transcriptkjpjapan.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:07 PM




Comments

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1 https://youtu.be/4M8oUbX0gBc?si=C8kCzJsIq2QS7jXr

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (kc0fx)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (T4tVD)

3 I heard her explaining how the student protests were inspired by Charlottesville anti semitism

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (XgTkj)

4 *tap tap tap*

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (kc0fx)

5 yea!


and the HQ is back

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (Y6IkP)

6 baseball crank? You referenced that dolt?

Posted by: jdm at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (SX3ZU)

7 First!!

Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

8 (And the site is back, baby!)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

9 Whew! I thought I might have been thrown in the barrel.

Interesting Mexico wasn’t added to this list. You can’t work there if you are Mexican. Wonder why it wasn’t mentioned? Mysterious.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (71y1j)

10 Seventh, whatever.

Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

11 (And the site is back, baby!)


Thank goodness because I was NOT okay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

12 This wasn't just a single gaffe -- he also attacked Japan as misogynist, too.

=======

All cultures are equal except Western cultures, bigot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

13 The HQ being down is very frightening. Hold me!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (2UnvF)

14 Seventh, whatever.
Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

15 Remember, Biden considers his foreign policy "expertise" to be his greatest strength.
++++
It is, in the traditional/establishment sense. That's the problem, even before he became demented and lost his filter.

There's a reason why a rank amateur - sensible and intelligent, but entirely inexperienced - did so much better than 30+ years of establishment foreign policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (HnUIn)

16 This site was better before they let all the morons in. Close the borders NOW!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (UqsCH)

17 Which norm is this what was restored?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (yikga)

18 Back from the Outer Darkness.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

19 We're back!!! Crossbows are better because they penetrate more than long bows.

Posted by: Draki at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (FXXcq)

20 Son really likes Japan. He just got back from his second trip in four months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

21 Gaffe? Biden is speaking for his shitty racist party. He's their standard bearer for a reason and it's not because he offends them.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (/7u+r)

22 7 First!!
Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT at May 03, 2024

Nope

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (kc0fx)

23 "Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."
++++
No, it isn't You just hope it can defer the problems of our crashing birth rate and stave off demographic collapse for another decade or two.

That might even work, but it will come at the cost of the country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

24
Immigrants are what makes us strong.

Prove it. Ten examples. Ten minutes. Open book test. Go.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (RKVpM)

25 Are we going to get a rebate, or maybe some free merch because the site was down all that time?

Posted by: Fozzy at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (+OfVz)

26 but the swiftness of the change of tone is still surprising in its sheer, brazen rudeness.
++++
"Official and Managed Biden" is an entirely different person from "Unmanaged Biden."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

27 KJP can be replaced by the following BASIC program

10 REM This program cannot be uninstalled
20 PRINT "The President has been very clear"
30 GOTO 20
40 END

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper, who feels better now at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (PiwSw)

28 23 No, it isn't You just hope it can defer the problems of our crashing birth rate and stave off demographic collapse for another decade or two.

That might even work, but it will come at the cost of the country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

=======

"We need more people for the economic engine. No, not Americans. They need to keep killing their babies and muling the ones that survive. We need foreigners! It's the only way!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

29 >>> 13 The HQ being down is very frightening. Hold me!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (2UnvF)

Holding services are only available at MoMees. Which one(s) are you planning to attend?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (llON8)

30 Japan's response was classic. Basically said,
We seen had bad you are fucking up America so are not going repeat your failings here.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (cOq4q)

31 24
Immigrants are what makes us strong.

Prove it. Ten examples. Ten minutes. Open book test. Go.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (RKVpM)

=======

*pulls out list of ten Indian CEOs who are doing the WEF's bidding*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

32 Stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (JMAcK)

33 Willowed
Democratic Texas Rep. Henry Cuellar indicted by DOJ on conspiracy and bribery charges

tinyurl.com/4ypwj4c5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

34 Which norm is this what was restored?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (yikga)
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NORM!!!!

Posted by: The Cheers Gang at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (Be/+i)

35 Hey you morons I love Japan. Back home the only place I could get used school girl panties was in Ashley's laundry basket but in Japan you can get them from a vending machine. A VENDING MACHINE people.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (ibTVg)

36 @baseball crank and flatulent ed getting constant hat tips here. Is AoSHQ being bought by Salem?

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (2uvWu)

37 It's even worse than I thought! 😮

Joe Biden attacks Shinzo Abe & blaming his economic policies as to why we in Japan are Xenophobic against Immigrants.

So disrespectful! 😡

++++
The last line in that could be carved into stone when it comes to Joe Biden. And the Party. And the entire United States Government. And all the country's institution.

It's anchored by and centered on disrespect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (HnUIn)

38 Beau was killed by Japs on Iwo Jima!

Joe ain't gonna take no shit from them imperialists!

They a bunch of racist and you're a racist for not agreeing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (yikga)

39 Did the hampsters build their own protest campground in the Garden Thread?

And did CBD walk in and give hickory shampoos to get them working, or did Ace negotiate with the terrorists and promise them fresh water and the broken shelves to chew on?

And if Japan is pissed, does that we get more or less tentacle pron? Quick, someone ask Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (LX4y3)

40 Guru Meditation Error

Posted by: Commodore Amiga at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (CQaaX)

41 KJP is bad at her job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (HnUIn)

42 What was the problem with the site? Was it occupied by anti-Semites?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (CsUN+)

43 I was having some issues, had to contact Helena to make sure I wasn't banned or something...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (K2iv3)

44 >>> 22 7 First!!
Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT at May 03, 2024

Nope
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (kc0fx)

Oh yeah?

SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (llON8)

45 Beau was killed crossing in front of the Tokyo bullet train in his Subaru 360. We wouldn't have a mess like that with Delaware train crossings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (V5eKu)

46 Joey Showers only insults and denigrates those he loves. You gotta be cruel to be kind . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

47 I used to go to Japan 5-6 times per year. I couldn't even total up the total time I've spent there. A few years for sure. Love the people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (sjdRT)

48 So, Ace, what happened to the site?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (9yWhg)

49 Didn’t the Japs say they will start taking in a great amount of immigrants?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (55w6B)

50 Sideshow Press Secretary has her Official Gibberish down pat

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (/7KEl)

51 Remember this?

8/10/23
Reports: Biden Gives Iran $6 Billion in Unfrozen Assets

10/7/23

🤔

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (/7u+r)

52 Beau was killed by Japs on Iwo Jima!

Joe ain't gonna take no shit from them imperialists!


Was this before or after he took out 4 aircraft carriers at Midway?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (CsUN+)

53 I don't want Japan to be like us, good bad or indifferent.
They should try to be the best Japan they can be. We should support them in this. We've often given them a hand in the past.

Who is Biden campaigning for?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (zdLoL)

54 >>> 43 I was having some issues, had to contact Helena to make sure I wasn't banned or something...
Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (K2iv3)

You are, but I wasn't supposed to tell you.




ooooops...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (llON8)

55 Thank God we're back up and running. I was so bored, I had to do my actual job for a while!!! No Federal employee should be forced to do such a thing!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

56 By the way, Darrell Brooks is set to be back in court today for pre-trial motions hearing on charges he allegedly ran over and attempted to kill the mother of his child a few weeks before he mowed down the Christmas Parade goers.

Hearing supposed to start at 2pm, but is on delay. Hmm, I wonder why???

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (4I/2K)

57 Listen to how well he is speaking in that video! Man they had him on one hell of a cocktail to have him speaking so well. Modern medicine is awesome stuff.

Posted by: JROD at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (IlL6s)

58 47 I used to go to Japan 5-6 times per year. I couldn't even total up the total time I've spent there. A few years for sure. Love the people.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (sjdRT)
_________

I lived there. Was amazing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

59 Down time so took a nap

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (fwDg9)

60 Whew!
ACE is back!
Good thing too. Had my bug out bag ready to go and was just starting to load the value rite.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (W/lyH)

61 I knew that Minx .08 Beta was trouble.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper, who feels better now at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (PiwSw)

62 As much as I have always despised the man, I have to give Biden credit for the ability to piss off and insult so many different groups of people both in and outside of America. You have to be a special kind of ignorant buffoon to accomplish that. Bravo you POS!

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

63 53 I don't want Japan to be like us, good bad or indifferent.
They should try to be the best Japan they can be. We should support them in this. We've often given them a hand in the past.

Who is Biden campaigning for?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 03:16 PM (zdLoL)

=======

I mean...we made them who they are today: a neutered people with no future.

Of course, they started it, but we might have overcorrected their cultural path.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

64 Applesauce? Nonsense!

It's rotting manure.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (1bNHn)

65 >>> 48 So, Ace, what happened to the site?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (9yWhg)

It was sitting too close to the podium and Brandon tripped over it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (llON8)

66 KJP is a DEI (Didn't Deserve It) hire . I didn't like the Press Secretary who looks like Raggedy Ann, but even she was better than this dolt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (XkYcA)

67 End handouts, birthing babies, and housing and the sucking sound as 20 million illegals leave within 90 days.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (cbzis)

68
willowed Pixy:

Sorry folks, we've been having some server issues the last couple of days.

I'll be getting a new server set up this weekend.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (RKVpM)

69 What the President meant to say is that Dwarf Lesbo Black Chicks are now welcome in some country that Biden does not run.

Posted by: KJP at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (Qfk4E)

70 I got nothing against Japan

they bombed Pearl Harbor, we nuked 'em back

moving on

so of course, Joe Meatsack has to f*** that up

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (/7KEl)

71 Biden, rude!?

Who could possibly believe such a kindly, but forgetful, old guy could possibly be RUDE!?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (ZdK8Y)

72 "Immigrants are what makes us strong."

"That and corrupt, senile leaders."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

73 KJP is bad at her job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I mean... she has to explain joe biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (3CVIc)

74 Giving millions and millions to the world's illegals sure has ramped up the economy

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

75 Norms restored.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (mHi0d)

76 Helena,

Don't worry about that new dog that is being left at your house... He is totally yours, from Ben Had. He's half trained... the good half...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (K2iv3)

77 Son really likes Japan. He just got back from his second trip in four months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

He'll be hungry again in 4 weeks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

78 Thank God we're back up and running. I was so bored, I had to do my actual job for a while!!! No Federal employee should be forced to do such a thing!
Posted by: Moron Analyst

LOL - me too!

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (oiNtH)

79 >>> 76 Helena,

Don't worry about that new dog that is being left at your house... He is totally yours, from Ben Had. He's half trained... the good half...
Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (K2iv3)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (llON8)

80 Where'd everyone go all afternoon?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (Q4IgG)

81 At least we got them to no longer think of their Emperor as a god.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)

82 If immigrants are what makes us strong why aren’t their home countries strong?

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (mHi0d)

83 KJP is bad at her job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

.. What ? She is the best at "Spokesperson CosPlay"

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (RHGPo)

84 I WANT TO HAVE Karine Jean-Pierre's BABY.
I JUST LOVE FRENCH WOMEN...........

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (Qfk4E)

85 End handouts, birthing babies, and housing and the sucking sound as 20 million illegals leave within 90 days.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (cbzis)
_____________

They're here for asylum, and to breathe free!

Also to score a bunch of free shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

86 >>> 77 Son really likes Japan. He just got back from his second trip in four months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

He'll be hungry again in 4 weeks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

Are we talking about Jordan's son, or Godzilla?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (llON8)

87 given that they already had kamala, you would wonder why they thought hiring another half wit black woman was a good idea. maybe so we'd begin to remember how brilliant psaki was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (B1FKF)

88 You guys know the site was down?

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JwHpX)

89 24
Immigrants are what makes us strong.

Prove it. Ten examples. Ten minutes. Open book test. Go.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (RKVpM)

If they do it must be because we are stealing the best and brightest from those countries cause where invaders are coming from are almost all shitholes. With us being "improved" the originating countries have no hope now.
/

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (LX4y3)

90 Japan would do well to reject unassimilable immigrants. It has no better object lesson than the US.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

91 My employer is suspicious about the sudden increase in my productivity over the past couple of hours.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (lTGtQ)

92 Beau was killed by Japanese who were trying to eat his great uncle.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (1bNHn)

93 Sorry folks, we've been having some server issues the last couple of days.

I'll be getting a new server set up this weekend.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM
Posted by: Divide by Zero
-----
Translation: be prepared for more problems this weekend.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (K2iv3)

94 It’ll be fine. The Japanese are known for shrugging off insults.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JTwsP)

95 I thought Raggity Karine wouldn't have lasted this long, but she must not have too many brain cells to realize she is a disaster

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

96 We are a country of immigrants!

Well Fu*k You Kemosabe!

Posted by: Tonto at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (W/lyH)

97 I expect Joe to start farting in the general direction of allies. We'll, starting.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (flRy+)

98 >>> 88 You guys know the site was down?
Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JwHpX)

I *told* you not to push that red button.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (llON8)

99 You guys know the site was down?
Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JwHpX)
---------
Yes. I was bereft.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (Be/+i)

100 What's a site?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

101 If importing cheap labor is what makes your economy strong, then we should ... bring back slavery?

I mean ... isn't that what they are saying?

Cause the immigrants we're bringing in ain't exactly rocket scientists and nuclear engineers like we ... brought in back in the 1930's....

Nazis and slaves, then.
Muzzie Nazis and Hispanic slaves now?
I hate the Democrats and their voters so much.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (yikga)

102 Whew thought they got ACE and were coming for us can go back to basement and unload all the spare magazines now

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (jwcve)

103 Boy, when I was stationed in Iwakuni I got to see a first class anti nuke Jap demonstration at the main gate (I was on Reactionary Platoon). Some guy blew a whistle after the snake dance, they policed up their shit, and went home. Jap Commies VS UCLA Commies, you decide.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (V5eKu)

104 >>> 88 You guys know the site was down?
Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JwHpX)

I *told* you not to push that red button.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (llON

Oops, again!

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (4I/2K)

105 Welcome back Ace.
Of course I Insulted the Japanese fat, those bastards killed Beau as he stormed Mr Suribachi. They'll pay I'm calling Godzilla - President Drool Bucket

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (O8bOp)

106 I *told* you not to push that red button.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (llON
--
I thought it was a challenge!

Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (JwHpX)

107 Thank God we're back up and running. I was so bored, I had to do my actual job for a while!!!

I was so bored I looked at Instapundit to avoid my job

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (AR07F)

108 I love Japan. But on the whole, they do not welcome non-Japanese into their inner circles. I know US-whiteys who live there, and Japan has a very closed culture. For example, you don't get invited to work colleague's homes, events. It's straight up racism, yes, but they don't give a shit and they will be polite and cordial and friendly to you otherwise. Honestly, I don't give a shit, either. It's their country. I've always been treated well, but I'm not living there, and that's when you see the difference. It can be very isolating for a non-Japanese person living there, but you will find the occasional Japan native who is rebellious by nature to Japan culture, very biased toward Western culture, and those will become your close, drinking buddies.

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (h8c/W)

109 Wow, glad the site is back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (k4T9M)

110 Japan's replies to Biden are the best. Basically they are telling him to pound sake and eat shit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (oiNtH)

111 Where will you find more racism, Japan or US college capuses?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (fs1hN)

112 25 Are we going to get a rebate, or maybe some free merch because the site was down all that time?
Posted by: Fozzy at May

I volunteer to process the rebates. Everyone watch your mail.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (u/mEj)

113 Yea but the Governor of South Dakota shoots dogs which is far worse the STAGFLATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE JUST TO DUMB TO REALIZE HOW JOE BIDEN IS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS EINSTEIN !!!!











Unfortunately for Slow Joe the same level is that both are Brain Dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (hbjSA)

114 82 If immigrants are what makes us strong why aren’t their home countries strong?
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:19 PM (mHi0d)

Because people from even shitier countries haven’t invaded them yet, duh.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (JTwsP)

115 You guys know the site was down?
Posted by: Weasel
----
No way!

**waves away smoke from hair fire**

Posted by: lin-duh at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (K2iv3)

116 100 What's a site?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda


--------
20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (d0oJa)

117 What happened ? I was having separation anxiety

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (Akjoo)

118 Being unable to read the wisdom of the Horde was pretty traumatic for a bit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (HStfP)

119
Yeah, America is back.

Way back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (BihGC)

120 Was out between ONT and Tech thread about 1/2 hour

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

121 "Xenophobia" may have a cost, but national pride in a constitutional republic (USA) is not xenophobia. We (used to) have high standards for letting people into this (once?) great nation. It is a nation much of the world would like to join.

But keeping the cartels and "gimme all that free shit" loafers out is how we keep the nation great. Guarding against gangsters and those that hate us is not xenophobia. It is fighting for Liberty, and for our right ... to Party.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (Cus5s)

122 Someone tell F. Joe that Iran doesn't accept any immigrants either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

123 I don't want to live in a world without y'all's comentary

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (8AONa)

124 And in some other big news-according to MSM. There was a terrifying Neo-Nazi rally IN CT. I guess the Feds were playing dress up again:

https://tinyurl.com/3msp94j3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (XkYcA)

125 One of the reasons why our economy's growing
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[citation needed]

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (okcpZ)

126 Didn't Joe shoot down Admiral Yamamoto?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (flRy+)

127 "We're not racists. We're good people, unlike the Chinese, the Japanese, the Russians......."

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (/7u+r)

128 U.S. Catholics now lean toward former President Donald Trump over President Joe Biden, according to a Pew Research poll, released on Tuesday.

The survey examined the preferences of U.S. voters based on their religious affiliation, and it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

... I have in good authority that Biden has disqualified himself from actually being a Catholic, but he still thinks he is

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

129 He meant hobbling their growth in crime.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)

130
Yeah, America is back.

Way back.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Good one!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (BihGC)

131 At least he didn't call the Japanese a bunch of uncle eating a-holes. Wasn't it Bidens uncle that was almost eaten by Japanese cannibals after his plane went down on near this "cannibal island" during WWII?

Posted by: JROD at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (IlL6s)

132 110 Japan's replies to Biden are the best. Basically they are telling him to pound sake and eat shit.
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:22 PM (oiNtH)

======

Actually...

*moves white piece of art from desk*

It says to pound down a good cup of sake and eat shitake mushrooms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

133 25 Are we going to get a rebate, or maybe some free merch because the site was down all that time?

what do we want? quatloos! when do we want them? now!

Posted by: anachronda johnson at May 03, 2024 03:24 PM (F0xPb)

134 I found a security cam video showing what happened to the website:

https://is.gd/7ajXBf

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2024 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

135 China is stalling economically because they aren't overrunning their country with migrant welfare cases? Deep thinking right there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:24 PM (fs1hN)

136 I liked Lost in Translation. I'll admit, some of that was due to ScarJo's assets. But Bill Murray was good, too, as he usually is, even though it wasn't a comedy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:24 PM (9yWhg)

137
Our migration policy has reduced the crime rate in Venezuela to near zero. In order to make an omelette you gotta break some eggs sacrifice a couple of Laken Reily's.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (RKVpM)

138 You guys know the site was down?
Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JwHpX)

I *told* you not to push that red button.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (llON


Last thing I saw was Nurse saying, "Hey...watch this!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (W/lyH)

139 Yeah, America is back.

Way back.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (BihGC)

'On back.

Posted by: Guy Waving And Saying On Back at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (4I/2K)

140 128 U.S. Catholics now lean toward former President Donald Trump over President Joe Biden, according to a Pew Research poll, released on Tuesday.

The survey examined the preferences of U.S. voters based on their religious affiliation, and it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

... I have in good authority that Biden has disqualified himself from actually being a Catholic, but he still thinks he is
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

=======

If I remember correctly, it was 52-48 last time, Biden to Trump, for the Catholic vote.

So, it doesn't sound like some sort of huge shift.

(also...ballot box stuffing, yadayadayada)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

141 >>> 124 And in some other big news-according to MSM. There was a terrifying Neo-Nazi rally IN CT. I guess the Feds were playing dress up again:

https://tinyurl.com/3msp94j3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:23 PM (XkYcA)

Hmm, CT in mid-spring? Probably navy blue shirts and khakis instead of JCrew t-shirts and jorts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (llON8)

142 I hate how addicted to this site i am. it goes down for an hour and i start grabbing my go bag and ammo.

Posted by: Shaftoe at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Rvxb7)

143 I like KJP because she is the right height to set my Old Milwaukee beer can on her head while she gives me a....




LEWINSKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Mig/N)

144 Obummer sucks.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (ytSiK)

145
Seventh, whatever.
Posted by: I am MAPES DAMMIT

________

I'M Seventh!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (MoZTd)

146 Yamamoto ate Uncle Bosey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (R4t5M)

147 I thought Raggity Karine wouldn't have lasted this long, but she must not have too many brain cells to realize she is a disaster

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)
___________

Does she strike you as bright? I bet she has an extra brain in her ass to drive her legs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

148 So sorry that Japan and India want to keep their cultures Joe..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Akjoo)

149 I *told* you not to push that red button.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:20 PM (llON
--
I thought it was a challenge!
Posted by: Weasel at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (JwHpX)
++++
Oh man. So, datacenters like in many other places with high electrical demand and very bad consequences if something goes completely insane, there is an EPO - an Emergency Power Off. It's usually a big red button behind glass or plexi. If there's a true emergency - fire, major hacking event, etc. - you hit the EPO. Outside of those events, you loudly pretend that the EPO does not exist, because it's a *very* dangerous button.

At a company where I worked, a new security guard was working his first night and entered the raised floor area to do his patrol. He didn't know - and didn't figure out - that you had to authenticate *out* of the raised floor as well as *in.* He never thought to tap his badge on the reader and go back through the man trap.

He hit the EPO. When nothing happened, he hit the second EPO button next to it. The door sure opened then, when the entire site went offline. He is the only person I saw fired on the spot, immediately.

Took us three days to catch up on processing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

150 I thought it was me ... the site went down, and I was adrift in a sea of chaos.

So I went to the range and hit some golf balls.

I just now get back, and all is right with the world.

Just don't do that to us again. As Jordan said: I was not alright.

Posted by: browndog worked his way through the bag at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (TTAGa)

151 Razorfist has a video up pointing out that Biden has said this before, even before he was braindead.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (FQmDC)

152 35 Hey you morons I love Japan. Back home the only place I could get used school girl panties was in Ashley's laundry basket but in Japan you can get them from a vending machine. A VENDING MACHINE people.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (ibTVg)

True man of the 20th century.

Japan banned those machines years ago, probably because of bad press. Now are there sleazy shops that still do that despite the practice being outlawed? Let's ask Hunter, bet he has membership cards of those places.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (LX4y3)

153 (And the site is back, baby!)

Thank goodness because I was NOT okay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

there for a bit i thought ace had managed to ban ALL of us, not just himself, this time...

and what with pixy probably passed out after a friday night of pub crawls and AFL...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (UCRjB)

154 we made them who they are today: a neutered people with no future.

Oh, you are in the cartoon business, aren't you.
Tell you whut stud: you and I are not meeting the same Japanese.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (zdLoL)

155 So cultural appropriation is a good thing or a bad thing.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (/7u+r)

156 So did Ace just temporarily delete the blog?

Posted by: The Unkindest Shelf at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (QzlvN)

157
it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

_________

He's got the CINO vote locked up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (MoZTd)

158 Sundowner is still pissed off Beau died raising the flag at IwoJima

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (fwDg9)

159 > I thought Raggity Karine wouldn't have lasted this long, but she must not have too many brain cells to realize she is a disaster


she's a show hire, checking boxes

female
melanin
carpet cleaner

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (/7KEl)

160 DOJ officials stated that the congressman and his wife are charged with accepting nearly $600,000 in bribes from an energy company in Azerbaijan. Cuellar and his wife appeared before Magistrate Judge Dena Palermo in Houston.

.. the Bidens have sucked all of the bribe money that now Texas Congresscritter has to get bribes from Azerbaijan.
I wonder how many can find Azerbaijan on a map.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

161 Dark Brandon is eating ass and kicking bubble-gum again!

Meme aviators on!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (yikga)

162 154 we made them who they are today: a neutered people with no future.

Oh, you are in the cartoon business, aren't you.
Tell you whut stud: you and I are not meeting the same Japanese.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (zdLoL)

======

Their birthrate is 1.3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

163 I suspect *biden's going to have more of these "gaffs" as time goes on. His feeble brain is mush, the drug cocktails are beginning to take a physical toll and his dementia will really take over his mouth.

If someone manages to post a clip of him rage stroking on someone/something I figure they'll be disappeared PDQ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (Q4IgG)

164 The Razorfist video

https://youtu.be/BaLynpzCvtc?si=AaSha6EcXiyRQLU8

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (FQmDC)

165 China has gone full MAGA.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (LkLld)

166 KJP is an embarrassment. Biden is worse

That reporter: No he wasn’t clear, that’s why I’m asking the question. Priceless…. Too bad all reporters don’t ask for clarification and follow up so effectively

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (xT8gx)

167 I have a different opinion of KJP. Yes, she's dumb as a brick that's been fucked by retards. But that's what makes her perfect for the position.

How is even the best spokesman in the world gonna explain Joey Showers' contrary gibberish and senile brain farts? The only real explanation is the truth: that Joey is a barely functioning imbecile who has no idea what he's saying.

KJP is so clueless herself that she can just get up there and mumble gibberish herself. When it fails to explain anything, the excuse is always "oh well, she's terrible at her job." That assumes Biden's dogshit could be explained, if only he had a competent spokesperson!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

168 Now he can do Israel and Arab countries.

Posted by: Isophorone at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (42qwK)

169 >>> 157
it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

_________

He's got the CINO vote locked up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (MoZTd)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (llON8)

170 Try to trick Japan into taking in Gazans? Three-D Chessmaster!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (7leMO)

171 she's a show hire, checking boxes

female
melanin
carpet cleaner
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (/7KEl)


And a good friend.

Posted by: Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker as Obi Wan Kenobi, reliving the glory days at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (PiwSw)

172 I hate how addicted to this site i am. it goes down for an hour and i start grabbing my go bag and ammo.
Posted by: Shaftoe at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Rvxb7)


Pay no attention to the three black surburbans parked out front.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (W/lyH)

173 I have a different opinion of KJP. Yes, she's dumb as a brick that's been fucked by retards. But that's what makes her perfect for the position.
...
KJP is so clueless herself that she can just get up there and mumble gibberish herself. When it fails to explain anything, the excuse is always "oh well, she's terrible at her job." That assumes Biden's dogshit could be explained, if only he had a competent spokesperson!
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
++++
heh. You may have a point. She *is* terrible at her job, but it's also possible that it's impossible to be good at her job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

174
Took us three days to catch up on processing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Back in the days of reel to reel tape backups the 'senior' operator loaded the incremental backups first.
I was grilled when I came to work that evening on how backups worked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (HStfP)

175 105 Of course I Insulted the Japanese fat, those bastards killed Beau as he stormed Mr Suribachi.

mrs suribachi hardest hit

Posted by: anachronda johnson at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (F0xPb)

176 Posted by: Isophorone at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (42qwK)

Sick burn

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (/7u+r)

177 Pixy this morning Saud it wasn't on our ( AoSHq) end as on server.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

178 157
it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

_________

He's got the CINO vote locked up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

He's got a lot of support in the ritzy neighborhood near me. The one with the Jesuit grade school and the Jesuit university, and they send their kids to the Jesuit high school across town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (fs1hN)

179 If you want a really robust, vibrant criminal element, you need to bring in people from the Third World, where they do crime right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

180 and hey, if the Japanese people want to keep Japan for the Japanese, who am I to tell them different- stay real, Nippon

wish we did that here
(but with Americans)

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (/7KEl)

181 DOJ officials stated that the congressman and his wife are charged with accepting nearly $600,000 in bribes from an energy company in Azerbaijan. Cuellar and his wife appeared before Magistrate Judge Dena Palermo in Houston.

-

Every member of congress that I can think of has taken bribes. If they go off script, they may be prosecuted for it. Welcome to American democracy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (lTGtQ)

182 95 I thought Raggity Karine wouldn't have lasted this long, but she must not have too many brain cells to realize she is a disaster
Posted by: Skip

Look, it's not like anyone else can do much better trying to cover for Biden. And she's a victim hierarchy triple threat! Just let her stumble through as an FU to the press. They'll take it without complaint.

It's not like KJP would have much success in the private sector...as they said in Ghostbusters, the private sector "expects results".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (JCZqz)

183 > DOJ officials stated that the congressman and his wife are charged with accepting nearly $600,000 in bribes from an energy company in Azerbaijan. Cuellar and his wife appeared before Magistrate Judge Dena Palermo in Houston.

What was he expected to deliver for $600,000? That's a hell of a bribe.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (rJ48h)

184 KJP is dumber than a bag of dogs hit. That being said, she is still sharper than FJB.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2024 03:31 PM (sKHzT)

185 100 What's a site?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

That question moves you to round three of Harvard's interview process for a top role heading a department.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:31 PM (LX4y3)

186 >>> 178
==
He's got a lot of support in the ritzy neighborhood near me. The one with the Jesuit grade school and the Jesuit university, and they send their kids to the Jesuit high school across town.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (fs1hN)

pffffft

Posted by: Dominicans at May 03, 2024 03:31 PM (llON8)

187 >Boy, when I was stationed in Iwakuni I got to see a first class anti nuke Jap demonstration at the main gate (I was on Reactionary Platoon). Some guy blew a whistle after the snake dance, they policed up their shit, and went home. Jap Commies VS UCLA Commies, you decide.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (V5eKu)

People who clean up trash after themselves in the end are more Japanese than they are tree-hugging hippies. I am jealous.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 03:31 PM (cf/0E)

188 And in some other big news-according to MSM. There was a terrifying Neo-Nazi rally IN CT. I guess the Feds were playing dress up again:

https://tinyurl.com/3msp94j3
---
I like the description that called it "pledge initiation for the FBI."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (yikga)

189 I thought it was me ... the site went down, and I was adrift in a sea of chaos.

So I went to the range and hit some golf balls.

I just now get back, and all is right with the world.

Just don't do that to us again. As Jordan said: I was not alright.
Posted by: browndog worked his way through the bag at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (TTAGa)
***

The way the old geezers kicked my ass last Tuesday I should probably get to the driving range as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (W/lyH)

190 heh. You may have a point. She *is* terrible at her job, but it's also possible that it's impossible to be good at her job.
____

Tony Snow shakes his head in disgust. (well, he probably would)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

191 Ace is back!

ACE ISSSSS BAAAAAACKK!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (q177U)

192 Remember when the media went apoplectic because Trump was an national embarrassment and was insulting Japan because he dumped the fish food in Koi pond...

Media shows why it’s so mistrusted after falsified Trump fish-feeding ‘story’
https://tinyurl.com/3we8he7h

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (9aVck)

193 185 100 What's a site?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

That question moves you to round three of Harvard's interview process for a top role heading a department.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:31 PM (LX4y3)

=======

What's a Harvard?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

194 Abe himself ran Beau down, but in his defense, he was driving that truck while totally blotto.

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (Ft9bC)

195 So.... the old ace2.mu site was up. Isn't that the backup blog for when these kinds of things happen? Or I recall another one existing?

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (N/k1H)

196
The one with the Jesuit grade school and the Jesuit university, and they send their kids to the Jesuit high school across town.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:30 PM (fs1hN)

_________

(*snorts*) The Jebbies. Mister, we can use a man like Clement XIV again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (MoZTd)

197 I'm still not getting the little refresh symbol on my screen. I have to click the number of the most recent comment to refresh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (9yWhg)

198 KJP is a dolt, it is obvious overtime she opens her mouth. She isn't a very good example of how immigrant make us stronger.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (JojsZ)

199 Back in the days of reel to reel tape backups the 'senior' operator loaded the incremental backups first.
I was grilled when I came to work that evening on how backups worked.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (HStfP)
++++
Ugh.

At that same company, I was put on a new platform for ops. I was given the operations manual and paired up with an "operations expert" - a coworker with 10 *years* of experience on the platform - to answer questions.

The manual look like, "at 23:00 ET, enter . On the first screen, press "1." On the second screen, press "F." On the third screen, press the up arrow."

I asked my assigned mentor what any of this shit actually *did* - you know, so I could understand the platform and help fix it when things inevitably went sideways. Deer in the headlights. "We follow the procedures in the book." She had no clue, and never had enough curiosity to ask. Neither did the others. The whole platform had been being run as a cargo cult for years. It's amazing it never blew to pieces.

When I finished, there was a *much* better manual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)

200 Not defending biden here but he is correct. The Japanese are some of the most racist people on the planet. I was stationed there for three years and it was very apparent that round eyes were looked down on except when they were spending money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (QNSds)

201 >The neo-Nazi outfit is a subgroup of the NSC-131 known as the Peoples Initiative for New England.


AKA the FBI

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (/7KEl)

202 KJP has proven that the White House really doesn't need a press spokepseson

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (RHGPo)

203 162 154 we made them who they are today: a neutered people with no future.

Oh, you are in the cartoon business, aren't you.
Tell you whut stud: you and I are not meeting the same Japanese.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (zdLoL)

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Their birthrate is 1.3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
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We aren't much higher. And if you factor out all the illegals and undesirables, leaving only the actual productive members of American society, I'll bet their birthrate ain't any higher than 1.3.

The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.

All of First-World Society is doomed. The CHUDs are outbreeding us.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

204 So.... the old ace2.mu site was up. Isn't that the backup blog for when these kinds of things happen? Or I recall another one existing?
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (N/k1H)

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There's a Word Press one, but I went there and it hasn't been updated in about 3 years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

205 This brunette in a green dress thinks that Brandon is a national humiliation, but she's nevertheless excited that the blog is back:
http://tiny.cc/crbxxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

206 Posted by: Max Power at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (q177U)

How are you bro. Good I hope.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (/7u+r)

207 So.... the old ace2.mu site was up. Isn't that the backup blog for when these kinds of things happen? Or I recall another one existing?
Posted by: SimoHayha


Yes, it's at https://acedark.wordpress.com/ I went there this afternoon, but the most recent posting was from a blackout back in 2021.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (9yWhg)

208 Of course I Insulted the Japanese fat, those bastards killed Beau as he stormed Mr Suribachi.
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"Mt. Sarachia" would have worked too

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (yikga)

209 203 We aren't much higher. And if you factor out all the illegals and undesirables, leaving only the actual productive members of American society, I'll bet their birthrate ain't any higher than 1.3.

The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.

All of First-World Society is doomed. The CHUDs are outbreeding us.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

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I'd say that we're probably a neutered people with no future, too.

But most Republican states are beating the national average, so our future is...in flux.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

210 What's a site?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)


Site is the difference in elevation between the target and the howitzer. This difference is computed into the final aim of the gun.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (W/lyH)

211 and the HQ is back
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (Y6IkP)



Yeah. What happened there, anyway? Hamster conniption?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (8zz6B)

212 They need some buxom American women for their porn.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (mHi0d)

213 My boss is going to be suspicious about how much work I got done this afternoon.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)

214 205 This brunette in a green dress thinks that Brandon is a national humiliation, but she's nevertheless excited that the blog is back:
http://tiny.cc/crbxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)
_________

Spectacular body. But that look? She's sizing up your organs to sell on the black market. Verdict: Unbangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

215 Not defending biden here but he is correct. The Japanese are some of the most racist people on the planet. I was stationed there for three years and it was very apparent that round eyes were looked down on except when they were spending money.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


OK, but you don't say that kind of thing out loud when you are the ostensible President of the US. It's like Noem blabbing about her puppy-killing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)

216 157
it seems Catholic voters in the U.S. are turning on Biden, a self-proclaimed Catholic.

_________

He's got the CINO vote locked up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:27 PM (MoZTd)

Yes, those would be known as cultural Catholics - aka, they just want to celebrate wearing hats in the spring and getting presents in December...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (exHjb)

217 Yes, it's at https://acedark.wordpress.com/ I went there this afternoon, but the most recent posting was from a blackout back in 2021.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (9yWhg)


Same here.
Had to finally just sob into my diary.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (W/lyH)

218 217 Same here.
Had to finally just sob into my diary.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (W/lyH)

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I wrote about space amoebas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

219 My boss is going to be suspicious about how much work I got done this afternoon.
Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)

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Mine probably would be, but he's off today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

220 San Francisco has like no kids. The progs aren’t breeding which is why they desperately need illegals.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (mHi0d)

221 What's a Harvard?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Toxic dumping ground. That then sends even more toxins out 4 or so years later. Just look for the giant rabble out front. And if you need help finding them, follow the odor you can start smelling from Logan airport.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (LX4y3)

222 Princeton students dressed in Islamic attire announce they are going on hunger strike

... all the better to feed the homeless in Trenton

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

223 @218 Oh boy, Dagora Space Monster!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (BxvY+)

224 Yes, those would be known as cultural Catholics - aka, they just want to celebrate wearing hats in the spring and getting presents in December...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (exHjb)

C+E Catholics

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (mHi0d)

225 220 San Francisco has like no kids. The progs aren’t breeding which is why they desperately need illegals.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (mHi0d)

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If Trump somehow wins the presidency, deports millions of illegals, tightens up the border, and conservatives keep taking school board positions while education departments get burned down by progressive "students", we may have a future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

226 I am so Anglee!

Posted by: Ang Lee at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (wzAuc)

227 223 @218 Oh boy, Dagora Space Monster!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (BxvY+)

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Well, actually, Space Amoeba. I'm nearing the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

228 Princeton students dressed in Islamic attire announce they are going on hunger strike

... more "terrorist cos-play"

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

229 My fear is that that scumbag rahm emmmaaanuel ("don't do it Emmanuel.") is busy bribing the Japanese to accept muzzies. Making deals that they get no nuclear umbrella unless they take in some.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d0oJa)

230 U.S. Catholics now lean toward former President Donald Trump over President Joe Biden, according to a Pew Research poll, released on Tuesday.

The survey examined the preferences of U.S. voters based on their religious affiliation,


Again, like I said yesterday, money talks, bullshit walks. Every. Time.

And I am NOT talking about the people. I'm talking about this survey's "results".

That's the bs. You can try to come up with a dozen excuses as to why, but it comes down to people's wallets and ability to pay bills.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (nFo4U)

231 (And the site is back, baby!)
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Thank goodness because I was NOT okay.


I had to work to pass the time.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (sNc8Y)

232 I live in the middle of nowhere and this prick has parked a busload of immigrants in the one hotel we have.
Another in a hotel at the nearest actual town over. Immediate, noticeable impact. Working age males all just roaming around the couple stores we have in the middle of the day and into the night. Multiple harassment cases of females already. A shooting yesterday. All completely unheard of here. My wife has talked to a half dozen of her female friends that won't go shopping without their husbands now. We have red-blooded women here and most carry, but they're still scared. We went rural to avoid this shit.

Posted by: Zuke at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (ByU9J)

233 The way the old geezers kicked my ass last Tuesday I should probably get to the driving range as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:32 PM (W/lyH)

I'm such a shitty putter that I'd rather spend my time at the rock pile.

At least I've got that in common with Mo Norman, and George Knudsen.

Shitty putting that is. I can only wish I could hit the ball like those savants.

Posted by: browndog worked his way through the bag at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (TTAGa)

234 Not defending biden here but he is correct. The Japanese are some of the most racist people on the planet. I was stationed there for three years and it was very apparent that round eyes were looked down on except when they were spending money.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (QNSds)
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That isn't the point, I don't think. Whether Japan is Xenophobic or not (it is), they are a major and important regional ally and you don't talk shit on your allies in public.

Besides, whether xenophobia is bad per se or not, his specific argument - that they are failing *because* they don't allow foreigners in, while America and Europe are thriving because they do - is asinine and obviously incorrect on its face.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

235 Japan has its problems, but xenophobia is not one of them, imo.

Low birth rate after years of ? Japanese kids being too Americanized?

Their economy had problems, but they just printed more ... supposedly they survived because the Japanese held most of their debt, idk details. They probably benefit by having USA provide much of their defense, but that may change soon?

I'm sorta assuming Japan has less of a welfare state, not sure about their criminal gangs and corruption in politics. They seem relatively clean and free.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (Cus5s)

236 San Francisco has like no kids. The progs aren’t breeding which is why they desperately need illegals.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM


Hey they need someone to poop on all of those streets.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

237 Princeton students dressed in Islamic attire announce they are going on hunger strike

... more "terrorist cos-play"
Posted by: SMOD


So, anyway...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (nFo4U)

238 225 220 San Francisco has like no kids. The progs aren’t breeding which is why they desperately need illegals.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (mHi0d)

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If Trump somehow wins the presidency, deports millions of illegals, tightens up the border, and conservatives keep taking school board positions while education departments get burned down by progressive "students", we may have a future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea. No problem. And if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

239 It was reported / suggested a week ago that some of the White House staff wanted to purge KJP... get her to quit.

From the NYPost:
De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn, 66, the wife of Biden personal attorney Bob Bauer, told colleagues she had decided to call in prominent Democrats to explain to Jean-Pierre, 49, that the time was ripe to move on, sources told The Post.
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There’s a huge diversity issue and they’re afraid of what folks are going to say,” added this source, who said they learned of the effort from multiple people briefed by Dunn and confirmed at least one person from outside the administration did speak with Jean-Pierre.

The revelation of Dunn’s plan is likely to make for awkward workplace dynamics, the first source said, but is unlikely to result in Jean-Pierre’s departure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

240 I also wonder if biden said that about Japan because he met with Emmanuel and that scumbag told biden those words.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (d0oJa)

241 238 Yea. No problem. And if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

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Do I get a pony?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

242 Japan seemed to do OK without immigrants.

They certainly aren't importing welfare immigrants. How do welfare immigrants make America stronger?

No need to answer, because they're a handicap in so many ways.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (w6EFb)

243 So...

I suddenly got curious about who the US Ambassador to Japan is right now. I went and looked it up.

It's Rahm Emmanuel.

I bet he's not having a good week right now.

Posted by: junior at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (HDo58)

244 Yes, those would be known as cultural Catholics - aka, they just want to celebrate wearing hats in the spring and getting presents in December...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (exHjb)

C+E Catholics
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:37 PM (mHi0d)

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Interesting thing I noticed on Easter. Nobody around me said any of the responses, nobody said the Our Father, but they all went up and took Communion.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

245 Post about Japan?

Obligatory -

https://tinyurl.com/3jcavsj2

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (SDI6g)

246 So how long before we are talking about green oranges?

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (LX4y3)

247 >>> 238
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Yea. No problem. And if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Katy Tur at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (llON8)

248 However: Japan has really weird porn

I mean really weird porn

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)

249 . We went rural to avoid this shit.
Posted by: Zuke at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (ByU9J)


Every county is now a border county thanks to Biden.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (mHi0d)

250 (And the site is back, baby!)
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Thank goodness because I was NOT okay.

I had to work to pass the time.
Posted by: Oddbob


No fooling. (Shudders)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (nFo4U)

251 Hey they need someone to poop on all of those streets.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

American poopers are happy to do it. Happy to do it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (w6EFb)

252 Question: what is the crime rate in Japan? Or is that a racist question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

253 she's sizing up your organs to sell on the black market. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

Thanks for posting a much funnier response to "Narcissistic Nipple Ninny of the day"-oh, sorry-of the "Hour" than I could have made.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (XkYcA)

254 When was order up some hookers, he told them no Asians. Now we see from where he may have developed those sentiments.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (f1kZG)

255 248 However: Japan has really weird porn

I mean really weird porn
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)


Go on.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

256 What's ironic is I respect Japan for being suspicious of outsiders and wanting to keep their culture Japanese. Even if it's directed at people like me. They openly have signs that say things like "No Gaijin".

Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (wMRY8)

257 Like, spectacularly weird

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (/7KEl)

258 Do you think KJP is smart enough to understand how utterly incompetent she is?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (w6EFb)

259 173 I have a different opinion of KJP. Yes, she's dumb as a brick that's been fucked by retards. But that's what makes her perfect for the position.
...
KJP is so clueless herself that she can just get up there and mumble gibberish herself. When it fails to explain anything, the excuse is always "oh well, she's terrible at her job." That assumes Biden's dogshit could be explained, if only he had a competent spokesperson!
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
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heh. You may have a point. She *is* terrible at her job, but it's also possible that it's impossible to be good at her job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

Here's how you know she's bad: she hasn't been asked by a network to leave it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (KbCG3)

260 Shitty putting that is. I can only wish I could hit the ball like those savants.
Posted by: browndog worked his way through the bag at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM (TTAGa)


My son-in-law grew up playing hockey. Picked up golf in his 20's. 6 handicap. His drives go screaming off the tee. It's very rare when I out drive him.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (W/lyH)

261 234 Not defending biden here but he is correct. The Japanese are some of the most racist people on the planet. I was stationed there for three years and it was very apparent that round eyes were looked down on except when they were spending money.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:33 PM (QNSds)
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That isn't the point, I don't think. Whether Japan is Xenophobic or not (it is), they are a major and important regional ally and you don't talk shit on your allies in public.

Besides, whether xenophobia is bad per se or not, his specific argument - that they are failing *because* they don't allow foreigners in, while America and Europe are thriving because they do - is asinine and obviously incorrect on its face.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)
________

I'd add that xenophobia can be a very good thing when it's savages like Palestinians you don't like. You shouldn't like people like that. They're dirty backwards scum who will only defoul and poison any civilized society they come into contact with.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

262 Yea. No problem. And if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

In blue city shitholes this is a feature not a bug.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (mHi0d)

263 Earlier thread:
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Unexpectedly, the Jobs Report Comes In "Far Below Expectations"
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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No disinformation there, though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2024 03:42 PM (krQz2)

264 Biden calls US ally Japan 'xenophobic' along with India, Russia and China. "why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants,”

one would think china and india have sufficient population already.

I think the point might be diversity - rather than sheer raw numbers?

China and India are very diverse! Don't stereotype the populations of China or India as being homogenous. It's like saying Europe (Scots, Italians, Georgians, etc.) or Africa (Moroccans, Congolese, Ethiopians, etc.) aren't diverse. Japan on the other hand...

He's right. Immigrants are keeping our economy going. It's always been that way. Unfortunately, this country isn't exactly in a pro-immigration mood at the moment. I worry about the timing.

I'm sure the magats will try and use it against him. The old argument that immigrants are taking jobs away from Americans is pretty much bunk at least in NY. Businesses all over have help wanted signs and even have billboards practically begging for help. The only thing standing in the way is bigotry.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

265 I never said that about the Japanese, pal. In fact I’m prepared to go on a Zoom Chat with the Japanese Prime Minister and start turning Japanese! With…the help of that Jeffrey Toobin fella.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (Aw8VT)

266
Nobody around me said any of the responses, nobody said the Our Father, but they all went up and took Communion.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

__________

I linked to an article this morning where sone Catholics are leaving the Church because they're being told to go to Confession. The horror!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (MoZTd)

267 Hey they need someone to poop on all of those streets.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)
________________

Just getting ready to play "San Francisco Hopscotch."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

268 Happy 90th Birthday Frankie Valli

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (RHGPo)

269 I don’t care if Japanese hate Europeans. Their country, their rules.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (mHi0d)

270 she's sizing up your organs to sell on the black market. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

Thanks for posting a much funnier response to "Narcissistic Nipple Ninny of the day"-oh, sorry-of the "Hour" than I could have made.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:41 PM (XkYcA)
_________

It's Friday. Elric is on a roll :-)

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

271 >>> 266
Nobody around me said any of the responses, nobody said the Our Father, but they all went up and took Communion.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

__________

I linked to an article this morning where sone Catholics are leaving the Church because they're being told to go to Confession. The horror!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (MoZTd)

Wait, you think we're supposed to *believe* in this stuff???

Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (llON8)

272 KJP is a DEI (Didn't Deserve It) hire . I didn't like the Press Secretary who looks like Raggedy Ann, but even she was better than this dolt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (XkYcA)

her one shot at greatness was lost when they shut down all the cathouses in Storyville.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (8zz6B)

273 264 I'm sure the magats will try and use it against him. The old argument that immigrants are taking jobs away from Americans is pretty much bunk at least in NY. Businesses all over have help wanted signs and even have billboards practically begging for help. The only thing standing in the way is bigotry.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

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1. The idea that NY was previously undiverse before right now is hilarious.
2. NY having a problem filling jobs? Probably Trump's fault. Definitely not Hochul, James, or Adams' fault.
3. DeBlasio saved NYC from being Disneyfied, and we all love it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

274
My wife has talked to a half dozen of her female friends that won't go shopping without their husbands now. We have red-blooded women here and most carry, but they're still scared. We went rural to avoid this shit.

Posted by: Zuke at May 03, 2024 03:38 PM


I never before felt the need to conceal carry. I do now. Very legal in my state (PA). It's against every fiber of my being to kill. But 'kill or be killed' changes the equation.

Biden/Obama did this and I'll never forgive, never forget.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (RKVpM)

275 Biden missed a few former allies between "I" (for Israel) and "J" (for Japan) in the alphabetical list for nations to insult. I think in order to be really thorough, he should go back to include those.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (XkYcA)

276 @203 The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.

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They get foreign aid based on population figures. So those numbers are... suspect.

Just like China's, which are issued every year, even though everyone knows that they're completely inaccurate.

Posted by: junior at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (HDo58)

277 Joe could be considered a nasty pos.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (Pq/Oy)

278 Biden Admin Admits Drone Strike Killed INNOCENT GOAT-F**KING Sheep Herder — NOT Senior Al Qaeda Leader

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (Mig/N)

279 271 I linked to an article this morning where sone Catholics are leaving the Church because they're being told to go to Confession. The horror!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:43 PM (MoZTd)

Wait, you think we're supposed to *believe* in this stuff???
Posted by: Frankie Goes to Hollywood at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (llON

=======

"I'm supposed to follow a series of moral rules about behavior and not be told that everything is great because my feels? What is this? A religion?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

280 Every member of congress that I can think of has taken bribes. If they go off script, they may be prosecuted for it. Welcome to American democracy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Cuellar (D-TX) was one of 14 Democrats who voted with R's to condemn Biden's handling of the border. He has been vocal about the border for a while now. Either that or he didn't pay the obligatory 10% to Biden when he took bribes.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (oiNtH)

281 I saw Narcissistic Nipple Ninny open for Grand Funk Railroad at the Fillmore in 1976.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (a3Q+t)

282 >He's right. Immigrants are keeping our economy going. It's always been that way. Unfortunately, this country isn't exactly in a pro-immigration mood at the moment. I worry about the timing.


Even the dumbest of heritage Americans know that is a pile of lies.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (rJ48h)

283 243 So...

I suddenly got curious about who the US Ambassador to Japan is right now. I went and looked it up.

It's Rahm Emmanuel.

I bet he's not having a good week right now.
Posted by: junior at May 03, 2024 03:40 PM (HDo5

Hahaha couldn't happen to a nicer guy hahaha

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (5C4od)

284 Come in, Tokyo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:46 PM (4I/2K)

285 China went from a backwater to the 2nd biggest economy in the world in 30 years. All without their precious diversity. Weird how that worked huh?

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:46 PM (mHi0d)

286 It's like saying Europe (Scots, Italians, Georgians, etc.) or Africa (Moroccans, Congolese, Ethiopians, etc.) aren't diverse.

Europe is diverse, but the US isn't unless it imports crimnal Third-Worlders.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 03:46 PM (OguvZ)

287 @203 The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.
_________________

Birth rate of rabbits? Pushing 5.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

288 The entire political class is bribed. The fact that they hold $200k jobs and all retire as multimillionaires should tip you off

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (q7BoT)

289 Yeah you can leave your wallet on a Japanese subway in the am and it will be there untouched in the afternoon.

There's a reason that some Japanese look down on others.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (7leMO)

290 Professional protestors of Texas unmasked: Elementary school teacher, costumer designer and Palestinian store-owner among adults who infiltrated University of Austin demo

... "terrorist cos-play" is just irresistable

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

291 >>> 287 @203 The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.
_________________

Birth rate of rabbits? Pushing 5.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

What about us?

Posted by: feral hogs at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (llON8)

292 281 I saw Narcissistic Nipple Ninny open for Grand Funk Railroad at the Fillmore in 1976.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (a3Q+t)


They were a fixture at all the Lilith Fairs.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

293 Didn't mean to lump the Indians in there. They're fine. Just don't give em the firewater!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (2UnvF)

294 I saw Narcissistic Nipple Ninny open for Grand Funk Railroad at the Fillmore in 1976.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 03:45 PM (a3Q+t)


Sweet Sweet Connie Hamzy Parente did their whole act, too, for warmups.

Posted by: American Band at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (4I/2K)

295 They openly have signs that say things like "No Gaijin".
Posted by: Blago



These are very uncommon and you can be damn sure that if there is a sign it is because the owner had lots of bad trouble in past with foreigners causing trouble and hurting business.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (d0oJa)

296 I guess I should get some Real Life things done today.

Maybe.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (llON8)

297 At least Joe didn't tweet his insults.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 03:48 PM (Pq/Oy)

298 Good lord, the averages are just melting up.

If this keeps up, I'm gonna be able to step up from Value-Rite.

Moo Moo territory, here I come ...

Posted by: browndog feeling flush at the moment at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (TTAGa)

299 288 The entire political class is bribed. The fact that they hold $200k jobs and all retire as multimillionaires should tip you off
Posted by: Azjaeger at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (q7BoT)

We invest really well. (Wink)
- Congress

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (mHi0d)

300 What is this great economy that he is claiming open borders gave us?????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (Hkcdp)

301 Did bai-din call anybody a gook?

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (o2ZRX)

302 What is this great economy that he is claiming open borders gave us?????
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (Hkcdp)
++++
Stolen by greedy corporate types. Propagandist out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

303 291 >>> 287 @203 The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.
_________________

Birth rate of rabbits? Pushing 5.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

What about us?

Posted by: feral hogs at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (llON
______________

Your numbers are dragged down by the les ... er ... feminists, who are difficult to distinguish from you guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

304 >They openly have signs that say things like "No Gaijin".
---



(I'll do it)

What's a Gaijin?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

305 Commit seppuku by sundown!

Posted by: Lord Toranaga at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (2UnvF)

306 What about us?
Posted by: feral hogs at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (llON8 )

=====

Speaking of which, we went to a comedy show last night and apparently the comedian has a charity called Helicopters for Heroes, and you can make a donation for a spot in a helicopter and shoot hogs. Somewhere outside of Dallas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

307 Yea. No problem. And if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Or a former First Lady

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7u+r)

308 >>>It's as if a colleague whom you always imagined you had reasonable relations with suddenly tells you they hate your guts.

yikes

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (o3SCB)

309 At a glace I read that as "No Kaiju".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (cf/0E)

310 The Senate Budget Committee took the House Democrats’ political-theatre-esque investigation into energy companies and turned it into a complete political dud. At a hearing Wednesday intended to build off of the House Oversight Committee’s (HCOR) failed investigation into energy companies back in 2022, Democratic politicians and activist witnesses failed to produce anything of substance to support their decades-long campaign aimed at taking down the American energy industry.

The hearing comes just a day after the Senate Budget Committee and the House Oversight Democrats issued a joint report and a trove of documents alleging that oil majors deceived the public about climate change. And, even though Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) stated the documents “exposed” the industry, there was little mention of their contents – because they, like the numerous other documents analyzed by the HOC, are a complete nothingburger.

Putting a finer point on it, Representative Jamie Raskin (D-MD) told E&E News that “the hearing might be the end of the line for the investigation for now.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

311 309 At a glace I read that as "No Kaiju".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (cf/0E)

=======

They always leave the worst messes behind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

312 Gaijin = foreigner

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (cf/0E)

313 What's a Gaijin?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

Foreigner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

314 (I'll do it)

What's a Gaijin?
Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)
++++
"Alien." Read, foreigners.

I'm sorry, I meant, "$20, same as in town."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

315 What's a Gaijin?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

=====

I'm guessing "round-eye."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (DRSnL)

316 Test

Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (2Jvww)

317 What's a Gaijin?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

Foreigner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2024 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

Hot blooded or cold as ice?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (4I/2K)

318 Foreigner and Journey are the same band.
Fight me.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (mHi0d)

319 >I'm sorry, I meant, "$20, same as in town."


that's what I was looking for

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (/7KEl)

320
It's as if a colleague whom you always imagined you had reasonable relations with suddenly tells you they hate your guts.

__________

I found out second hand that a colleague hated my guts. One reason I never seek to get in touch with anyone from my past.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (MoZTd)

321 153 there for a bit i thought ace had managed to ban ALL of us, not just himself, this time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 03:26 PM (UCRjB)

May be!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (o3SCB)

322 I haven't been following Trump's trial in NYC that close, but this testimony doesn't seem to help Bragg's case:

NYPOST:

"Hope Hicks testified that Michael Cohen's reputation as a "fixer" is because he's usually cleaning up his own mess.

“He liked to call himself a fixer, or Mr. Fix It," Hicks said. "It’s only because he first broke it so he could fix it.”

Her response, under cross-examination by Donald Trump's attorneys, drew a few chuckles inside the courtroom."

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

323 My wife is texting me at work and making me crack up when I should be working. So I have to keep laughing through my nose and it just sounds like these disgusting sneeze noises. I'm going to divorce this shrew.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (/7u+r)

324 Test
Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (2Jvww)

=====

B+. No punctuation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

325 320


I found out second hand that a colleague hated my guts. One reason I never seek to get in touch with anyone from my past.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May

You? I find this implausible.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (KQxQb)

326 276 @203 The birthrates of most Middle East and African shitholes? Pushing 6.

--------

They get foreign aid based on population figures. So those numbers are... suspect.


Posted by: junior at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM (HDo5
________

Possible. Probably. But even if the numbers are fudged, there's no doubt in my mind their birthrates are much higher than ours.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

327 What sticks in my craw is how the words immigrants and immigration are used with regards to the open border. It is illegal immigration with illegal aliens. Illegal.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (oiNtH)

328 Folks! Japs are rayciss, no joke!

Posted by: President Walter at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (GpUII)

329 I never before felt the need to conceal carry. I do now. Very legal in my state (PA). It's against every fiber of my being to kill. But 'kill or be killed' changes the equation.

Biden/Obama did this and I'll never forgive, never forget.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:44 PM


I carry 24/7 now. I was attacked in my garage one day by a crack head looking for money or drugs, not sure what he was doing. But he came up to me while I was working on my truck in the garage and asked to use my phone. He had no shirt or shoes on and was just wearing pajama pants and it was winter time. I was lucky to get away from him when he came at me. Got into the house locked the door and called the cops. He ran off as soon as I slammed the door in his face.


The next guy may not run away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (QNSds)

330 Our economy is booming so freaking hard here in Denver that our mayor has cut $90 million from the city’s budget to pay to care for all the foreign diversity.

Please explain how having to feed, cloth, house, educate, etc. thousands of foreigners at the cost of $100+ million in just one city = booming economy.
All while the rest of the city’s services go to sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (Hkcdp)

331 The next business to get the Bud Light treatment is Hims. Unfortunately another business or product that I don't use but I think it's necessary to spread the word just like we did with Bud Light. This one may be harder ( no pun intended) because it's probably used by lefty males more than the Right.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (inGXk)

332 Biden is asshoe

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (cPl+1)

333 I hope they get a really old judge:

@DanielPipes 1h
The @MEForum is collecting evidence of antisemitism from Jewish & Israeli students to use in a #RICO & Anti-Klan Act case against "Students for Justice in Palestine" (
@NationalSJP
). See if your campus experience fits the criteria, visit our dedicated page:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (IG4Id)

334 There's a reason that some Japanese look down on others.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

----

I have had my wallet returned to me 2 or 3 times so far. And once a change purse with about $100 if 500 yen coins.
But my favorite story is when I lost a digital camera in the parking lot of a ski resort. (I think Cupid Valley) This was back in the day before smart phones and this was a very nice camera worth a few hundred bucks. Called the resort the next day and they mailed it to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (d0oJa)

335 328 Folks! Japs are rayciss, no joke!
Posted by: President Walter at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (GpUII)


They blowed my shinbones off!

Posted by: Cotton Hill at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

336 Ace is back, baby!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (xcxpd)

337
Beau and I used to take the Grand Funk Railroad across the Francis Scott Key bridge on our way to Washington State before he was killed by insurrectionists on January 6th.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (RKVpM)

338 333 I hope they get a really old judge:

@DanielPipes 1h
The @MEForum is collecting evidence of antisemitism from Jewish & Israeli students to use in a #RICO & Anti-Klan Act case against "Students for Justice in Palestine" (
@NationalSJP
). See if your campus experience fits the criteria, visit our dedicated page:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2024 03:54 PM (IG4Id)

========

You know...a RICO case involving the work of Soros groups could get real big, real fast.

Or it could go away real fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

339 Please explain how having to feed, cloth, house, educate, etc. thousands of foreigners at the cost of $100+ million in just one city = booming economy.
All while the rest of the city’s services go to sh#t.
Posted by: Lizzy

Tomatoes cost 1/10 Of a cent less so it all works itself out.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (mHi0d)

340 Sure it's been said already.... I'm old enough to remember when saying Covid came from Chi Nah was rayciss.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (dGCAG)

341 Geez Joey do you have to use hobnail boots on everyone's feelings.

BTW NeverTrumpers, go pork Lizzo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (15/+k)

342 324 Test
Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (2Jvww)

=====

B+. No punctuation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

******
Don't give in to grade inflation.

Weakness breeds contempt!

Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (2Jvww)

343 The KJP transcript reads a lot like Michelle Obama's senior thesis: mush.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (RIvkX)

344 What's a Gaijin?

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

=====

I'm guessing "round-eye."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (DRSnL)

Nope, if it's foreigner, it will include Koreans etc.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (w6EFb)

345 Can't wait until Biden start calling African countries like Uganda homophobic. That will be interesting.



Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2024 03:56 PM (JojsZ)

346 I am off to teach my last class of the day. I am tired today for some reason. Have to decide if I grab a matcha on the way or just drink another Celsius.

Sounds like a 1st world problem post.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (KQxQb)

347 A dip-lo-mat is telling hamas that the US will guarantee that Israel will not restart the war if the sandrats agree to a ceasefire and hostage release. Spit

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (mKjJV)

348 Did bai-din call anybody a gook?
Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 03:49 PM


If he did, you'd only hear about it from journalists with a slant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (a3Q+t)

349 This brunette in a green dress thinks that Brandon is a national humiliation, but she's nevertheless excited that the blog is back:
http://tiny.cc/crbxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)
_________

Spectacular body. But that look? She's sizing up your organs to sell on the black market. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/
***

But she was voted the woman 'rons would most like to be with when the site goes down.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (W/lyH)

350 nood


illegals

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (Y6IkP)

351 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (d0oJa)

Japanese culture aside I think you may have a problem.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (inGXk)

352 You know...a RICO case involving the work of Soros groups could get real big, real fast.

Or it could go away real fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

Obviously the Biden Crime Syndicate could be RICO'd.

I don't know if I know what the "Anti-Klan Act" is, but I'm sure I'm against it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (dGCAG)

353 Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said

Thank you, Joe!

Posted by: UCLA at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (qL8Uu)

354 347 A dip-lo-mat is telling hamas that the US will guarantee that Israel will not restart the war if the sandrats agree to a ceasefire and hostage release. Spit
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (mKjJV)

I hope Bibi isn't agreeing to that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (Akjoo)

355 Nood Obama cares.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 03, 2024 03:58 PM (nIRE6)

356 Oh, tomatoes are theoretically cheaper but everything else is much higher thanks to organized theft rings from Venezuela and elsewhere.

DIA has been averaging 27 car thefts per day. They load them up onto car trailers and head to the border.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (Hkcdp)

357 Joey Bidet is so old...

New Guinea headhunters didn't have to shrink his noggin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (15/+k)

358 Off topic, two commenters I wish came around more is lauraw and alexthechick.

Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (2Jvww)

359 318 Foreigner and Journey are the same band.
Fight me.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 03:52 PM (mHi0d)

*wrenches up*

Bullshit. Anyone who thinks Lou Gramm sounds like Steve Perry needs to have their ears excavated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

360 Jordan, I was starting to get worried too. VERY glad the site is back.

As to the topic, rudeness plays SO WELL in Japan.
Yeah, having the adults in charge shouldn't mean the senile ones

Posted by: barbarausa at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (enw9G)

361 FUCK JOE BIDEN-SAN!!!

(crap, crap, crap-crap-crap)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (wtvvX)

362 >A dip-lo-mat is telling hamas that the US will guarantee that Israel will not restart the war if the sandrats agree to a ceasefire and hostage release.


NO. FINISH IT.


Let Bibi Be Bibi. ✡️ 🇮🇱

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (/7KEl)

363 Please explain how having to feed, cloth, house, educate, etc. thousands of foreigners at the cost of $100+ million in just one city = booming economy.
All while the rest of the city’s services go to sh#t.
Posted by: Lizzy

They don't care they want the votes. Also, Biden is looking in to letting convicts vote.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

364 Bullshit. Anyone who thinks Lou Gramm sounds like Steve Perry needs to have their ears excavated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

Agree. Journey and Survivor are the same band.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (inGXk)

365 it's me Donna, he's not. These idiots are just throwing appeasement shit on the wall.

Israel has given hamas one week for the hostage return then the Rafah operation is on

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (mKjJV)

366 Last test.

Posted by: EFG at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (EZkXm)

367 He hit the EPO. When nothing happened, he hit the second EPO button next to it. The door sure opened then, when the entire site went offline. He is the only person I saw fired on the spot, immediately.

Took us three days to catch up on processing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

oh my.

I've spent time in the mission critical world on the structural engineering side so I have been in those rooms. In one place I was in I was told they had a mid-size bank's servers. I can't imagine what a crash shutdown would do to them.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (z/ifB)

368 Journey and Survivor and Rush and Styx and Bon Jovi are all the same band

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (/7KEl)

369 350 nood

illegals
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 03:57 PM (Y6IkP)

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (o3SCB)

370 Anyone who thinks Lou Gramm sounds like Steve Perry needs to have their ears excavated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

Agree. Journey and Survivor are the same band.
Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 04:01 PM (inGXk)

The search is over

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (xcxpd)

371 What about us?
Posted by: feral hogs at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (llON
_____________
Your numbers are dragged down by the les ... er ... feminists, who are difficult to distinguish from you guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I just have to post something here. Can I surprise those brave enough to click?
https://tinyurl.com/3vmvsz4e

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

372 345 Can't wait until Biden start calling African countries like Uganda homophobic. That will be interesting.



Posted by: Ripley



Yea. That's bad.

Posted by: Hamastan at May 03, 2024 04:03 PM (sAmhv)

373 Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 04:02 PM (/7KEl)

Styx and Kansas are the same band.

Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (inGXk)

374 Princeton students dressed in Islamic attire announce they are going on hunger strike

... more "terrorist cos-play"
Posted by: SMOD

So do what the Jews did in the movie Exodus. Go upwind, and have a grand barbeque. Make sure that the aromas can reach the hunger strikers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (VNX3d)

375 What's a Gaijin?

3,058 yen, same as in town.

Posted by: Baka yarou at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (Wc83a)

376 https://tinyurl.com/zarkavtd

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 04:09 PM (xT8gx)

377
Spectacular body. But that look? She's sizing up your organs to sell on the black market. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)


Luckily, God saw fit to issue me a second kidney.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2024 04:10 PM (eqToc)

378 Can let them starve and see if anyone notices

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:12 PM (fwDg9)

379 https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/the leftist credentials of a seattle judge who gave a pass to illegal acts.

Is every judge now a Cultural Marxist/ Muslim these days?

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:15 PM (fwDg9)

380 Wow, did Kamala write KJP's response regarding the xenophobia comment?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 03, 2024 04:34 PM (lg881)

381 Is every judge now a Cultural Marxist/ Muslim these days?
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:15 PM (fwDg9)

They still do.

But they used to, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 04:44 PM (+yhUM)

382 Xenophobia? WTF? How come everyone is afraid of me? I dindu nuffins.

Posted by: Xeno at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (cCxiu)

383 You’d think a society that puts such a standard on manners would have figured the democrats out by now but who knows?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (Y8lzz)

384 Styx and Kansas are the same band.
Posted by: polynikes at May 03, 2024 04:04 PM (inGXk)

......

Huh. Look at that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (+yhUM)

385 Xenophobia? WTF? How come everyone is afraid of me? I dindu nuffins.
Posted by: Xeno at May 03, 2024 04:45 PM (cCxiu)

You're always flinging arrows at people that never quite get there.

It gets old, bro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 04:46 PM (+yhUM)

386 Biden wants Japan to allow in Illegals since Biden is a Traitor and a Globalists just like Clinton(Bill) and Obama

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 03, 2024 05:24 PM (wGqjj)

387 Turning the West into a 3rd world dumping round is nothing to be proud of and certainly nothing for Japan to emulate.
In Europe we've had a number of studies that show those immigrants never even pay for themselves.
They might push GDP figures up (meaningless) but they make the rest of us poorer.

The idea that cultural and ethnic homogeneity is wrong might be a shibboleth of the Left but the rest of humanity seems to like it.
Joe Biden and his band of Commie scumbags can go F*** themselves right off a cliff.

Posted by: stv at May 03, 2024 07:56 PM (vmHhd)

388 80 Where'd everyone go all afternoon?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Went shopping. Bought a bolt and a spring for my monitor and two springs for my lawn tractor.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 08:36 PM (lCWOD)

Unexpectedly, the Jobs Report Comes In "Far Below Expectations"

America is back, baby!

The latest jobs report released Friday revealed a slowdown in job growth and an increase in unemployment from the month of April, highlighting the continued failure of Bidenomics. The economy added a mere 175,000 jobs in April, falling short of economists' expectations, while the unemployment rate rose to 3.9 percent.

Key Details:

The underemployment rate reached its highest point since November 2021.

The number of people working multiple jobs to make ends meet increased by 8.8% over the last year, a 27.8% increase since Biden took office in January 2021.

Wage growth is not keeping pace with inflation, leaving middle-class families struggling.

Diving Deeper:

The jobs report for April paints a grim picture of the current state of the economy under the Biden administration. Despite predictions of a robust 243,000 job increase, the actual figure fell significantly short at 175,000--with eventual revisions expected to lower that number further. This disappointing figure is indicative of the broader economic issues plaguing the nation, with the underemployment rate reaching its highest point since November 2021.

Recall that economic growth just slowed down "massively."

As the country falls into recession and stagflation, Biden is pushing for a big new tax hike -- engineered to make white people poorer to "reduce racial income inequality."

Will Kessler at the Daily Caller:


'Economic Suicide': Biden Admin Justifies Tax Hike Based On Racial Criteria

The Biden administration's analysis of its revenue proposals for fiscal year 2025 argues targeted tax hikes that disproportionately affect white people would ease racial wealth inequality.

Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families, the Treasury Department outlined in the analysis published in mid-March. The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

The Biden administration argues for taxing capital income for high-income earners at "ordinary rates," increasing the top rate from 37% to 39.6% for those who earn more than $1 million a year. Taxes on net investment income would also be hiked by 1.2 percentage points to 5% for those who make over $400,000 per year, bringing the total top marginal rate to 44.6%.

"Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level -- not to mention state taxes -- would be economic suicide," Preston Brashers, research fellow for tax policy in the Heritage Foundation's Grover M. Hermann Center for the Federal Budget, told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM




Comments

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1 TGIF!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (XEJlh)

2 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (1Yy3c)

3 Good
Afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (lKTQz)

4
Unexpectedly!

Of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (xG4kz)

5 Donde esta mi dinero?

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (YnQNV)

6 Howdy ace. Thank you for what you do and the people you bring together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (XEJlh)

7 Bets on it being revised upwards or downwards in a month?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

8 WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (JMAcK)

9 Kind of working tomorrow, so not really weekend

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (lKTQz)

10 Pounce! Seize!

Posted by: The Republicans at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (PiwSw)

11 But what's really "funny" is when they have to revise it downward next month.

(Although, they may revise it upward next month to claim things are getting better and then quietly revise down further the following month.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (JMAcK)

12 Speaking of climate liars I see Al Gore is getting the Presidential medal of freedom for his work on the bogus climate change.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (Akjoo)

13 Bets on it being revised upwards or downwards in a month?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

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Is it ever revised upwards?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (DRSnL)

14 Hi Ace
Market's booming.
How am I so late when I've been waiting and waiting for you.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (t/2Uw)

15 But Sundowner says it's a gang busters economy

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (lKTQz)

16 Kind of working tomorrow, so not really weekend
Posted by: Skip

Sorry skip.

I am wfh today. So, basically fucking off and checking MyChart messages. Think I'll head to the beach to drink my coffee.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (XEJlh)

17 Willowed:
I hadn't even thought about EM fields in EVs.

Complex Electromagnetic Issues Associated with the Use of Electric Vehicles in Urban Transportation

The electromagnetic field (EMF) in electric vehicles (EVs) affects not only drivers, but also passengers (using EVs daily) and electronic devices inside. This article summarizes the measurement methods applicable in studies of complex EMF in EVs focused on the evaluation of characteristics of such exposure to EVs users and drivers, together with the results of investigations into the static magnetic field (SMF), the extremely low-frequency magnetic field (ELF) and radiofrequency (RF) EMF related to the use of the EVs in urban transportation.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8914635/

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (CsUN+)

18 13 Is it ever revised upwards?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (DRSnL)

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It's been revised upwards twice since Biden took office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

19 7 Bets on it being revised upwards or downwards in a month?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

Upwards. Sharply upwards.

When they switch to reporting in octal and neglect to tell anyone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (VoAdT)

20 The jobs report for April paints a grim picture of the current state of the economy under the Biden administration. Despite predictions of a robust 243,000 job increase, the actual figure fell significantly short at 175,000--with eventual revisions expected to lower that number further. This disappointing figure is indicative of the broader economic issues plaguing the nation, with the underemployment rate reaching its highest point since November 2021.
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Yes. There are reasons why I expect to be - and have prepared for being - unemployed for a year when I get laid off. This job market is increasingly rough and some sectors (including mine) are really rough already.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (HnUIn)

21 "Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level -- not to mention state taxes -- would be economic suicide,"

I think the word you're looking for is 'murder', or 'maid' as Castreau's Canadian EXPERTS! like to call it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (llON8)

22 People are getting RAIDS at an alarming rate.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (P4Pk9)

23 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.


How?

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

24 Is there NOTHING FJB can't screw up?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

25 But what's really "funny" is when they have to revise it downward next month.

(Although, they may revise it upward next month to claim things are getting better and then quietly revise down further the following month.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (JMAcK)


I'm thinking they will do both. And the media will lie for them anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (W/lyH)

26 Jeez, Ace. Bad news early on a Friday morning? Can it wait until Monday? But nobody can bring me down today.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

27 It used to be a software engineer in California made good money now they can't even say 'do you want fries with that' because those jobs are being automated (by engineers in Mexico, Brazil, and China).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (w1jP6)

28 Is it ever revised upwards?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (DRSnL)

It is. But it's at a ration of about 4:1.

That's TOTALLY a random walk. Just inadvertent errors.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (JMAcK)

29
Quel surprise!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

30 Why is it Democrats *spit* think the best way of closing "income inequality" is by bending whitey over a barrel.

You'd think the better answer would be to cut the taxes and regulations that keep minorities from pursuing or even creating new opportunities.

Course that would mean less power for Democrats to abuse...oh, shit. They'll never go for it.

Fuck the left.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (1Yy3c)

31 It's been revised upwards twice since Biden took office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

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Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

32 If they decide that Biden is toast, burnt beyond the cheat toast, why wouldn't they YOLO every single day?

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (YnQNV)

33 12 Speaking of climate liars I see Al Gore is getting the Presidential medal of freedom for his work on the bogus climate change.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (Akjoo)

My apologies for an early OT.. I thought I was on the EV thread... My bad

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (Akjoo)

34 More regulations added in the past 2 weeks than at any point in American history.

What I take away from this is that it's dawning on them that they really might lose, and they'd better jam as many regs into the system as they can. Trump needs to implement an EO on day 1 that says "any regulation promulgated in 2024 is now void".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

35 32 If they decide that Biden is toast, burnt beyond the cheat toast, why wouldn't they YOLO every single day?
Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (YnQNV)

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If they're True Believers who think that they have a permanent hold on power, how would they act differently?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

36 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.


How?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

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More money for handouts, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

37 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.


How?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

Spoiler alert!

They're lying.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (1Yy3c)

38 Exactly how much is the white tax, and can those affected not merely claim to be a different race? It worked for Rachael Dolzeal and Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (lTGtQ)

39 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

40 Unemployment 3.9 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (CLyLt)

41 39 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

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But mostly Paul, Sid, and Kurt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

42 My guess is they are trying t manipulate the statistics to boost Biden. Because they can;t get the rate cuts they need to boom the market and make everyone feel rich, now they are going to claim that things are slowing down,making people think inflation is being tamed, so that will make the market boom. Lo and behold, that is what is happening today.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

43 > The Biden administration's analysis of its revenue proposals for fiscal year 2025 argues targeted tax hikes that disproportionately affect white people would ease racial wealth inequality.
___________

Whoever's in the White House that keeps pushing racist bulllshit like this needs to DIAF.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

44 12 Speaking of climate liars I see Al Gore is getting the Presidential medal of freedom for his work on the bogus climate change.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (Akjoo)

My apologies for an early OT.. I thought I was on the EV thread... My bad
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (Akjoo)
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Eh, it is slightly relevant as Al Gore spearheaded the growth and development of phony baloney "green jobs" tied into environmental activism.

Imagine how productive those people could be if they had REAL jobs that created economic value.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (7fElN)

45 The number of people working multiple jobs to make ends meet increased by 8.8% over the last year, a 27.8% increase since Biden took office in January 2021.

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It is at the highest level ever recorded and the BLS is fudging the numbers to hide the unemployed by counting part time jobs as full time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (lTGtQ)

46 Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families, the Treasury Department outlined in the analysis published in mid-March.
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When I was learning arithmetic, a teacher told me about dividing fractions, "if it doesn't make sense, turn it around and look at it again."

I found "four times one-half" puzzling but "one-half, four times" was immediately clear to me. The answer was simply, "two." Flipping it around and looking at it again helped me see how it worked.

That advice has been useful in much more than arithmetic. Flip it around, and look at it again. "Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families" is the same as "Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would increase the burden on non-black, non-Hispanic families" - that is, essentially, on white and Asian families.

Which, as a motivation, is illegal. Race-based law is illegal in this country, even if proxied. Too bad we're post-law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn)

47 Exactly how much is the white tax, and can those affected not merely claim to be a different race? It worked for Rachael Dolzeal and Elizabeth Warren.

What about mixed race people? Will their additional taxes be pro-rated to reflect their racial makeup. The Third Reich wishes they'd thought of this.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+)

48
Third term of Obama. Stuff even he knew was too stupid to do so he has Biden do it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

49 At this point, I'm not even that pissed at Biden--though I do hope he gets introduced to the barbed cock of Satan very soon.

My anger is reserved for all those who could block or obstruct these illegal policies instead of implementing them, and refuse to do so, either because of their own fanaticism, greed, cowardice, or all of the above.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (g0Y4p)

50 What policies would be different from Biden's if, let's say, China got to choose US policy?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (jICJ0)

51 Yes. There are reasons why I expect to be - and have prepared for being - unemployed for a year when I get laid off. This job market is increasingly rough and some sectors (including mine) are really rough already.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'm at 10 months now without a job. Even part-time retail positions are hard to get into.

Best of luck to you, Joe. Hope you're wrong.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

52 45 The number of people working multiple jobs to make ends meet increased by 8.8% over the last year, a 27.8% increase since Biden took office in January 2021.

-

It is at the highest level ever recorded and the BLS is fudging the numbers to hide the unemployed by counting part time jobs as full time.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (lTGtQ)

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"But the numbers are great. You just don't know how good you have it. Fox News is controlling your brain."
-DU, 99.62% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

53 ""Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level"

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Watching the Speaker go along with this in exchange for some phony 2032 spending cuts is going to be funny as hell.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (i7Q7S)

54 Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families
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Oh? Hispanics aren't white today?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (CLyLt)

55 Democrats don't care. They plan to steal another election across the board and the feckless GOP will do nothing, even assist them with the steal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (aFNOf)

56 41 39 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

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But mostly Paul, Sid, and Kurt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

*ahem*

Posted by: raimondo at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (1Yy3c)

57 The Lefts only measure of economic success is how much money does the government have. They HATE money not being in government hands, ALL must be in the government’s coffers. And if America is economically destroyed? So be it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (Ds3Rc)

58 Barak Hussein Obama

mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (LkLld)

59 I really don't understand how everyone can be hiring, no one can find the help for anything, and yet no one can get a job.

It's baffling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (VoAdT)

60 23 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.


How?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM

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Hello.

Posted by: Injun families at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (wzAuc)

61 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
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The Moron Horde is one of a kind...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (7fElN)

62 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.
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"Benefit" in the sense they they won't be directly screwed quite as much.

Posted by: Methos at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (Dnobf)

63 FJB's policies hurt the economy?

No shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

64 Third term of Obama. Stuff even he knew was too stupid to do so he has Biden do it.

Spot on.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)

65 America is teetering on the edge of the abyss.

I got lucky after last year's layoff (Fuck you, Indeed.com) and managed to get into government work after just 3 months.

Two jobs back, I was out of work for a year and a half and that was hard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

66 And yet markets are up 1-2% on the news.

As the destroy the dollar, real companies become worth more ... in devalued dollars terms. Not sure why else the markets have kept going higher. BUT, they are now below their 50 day moving average, still above the 200.

November 2023 it dipped below the 200 sma for a few days and DOW hit 33,000, then went on the run to almost 40,000. Crazy.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

67 I'm not an economist but words like "far below" and "massive slow down" frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl)

68 The reliable assuager of Marxist lies enters the headlines: 'Unexpected'.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (i070P)

69 Reduce racial wealth disparity by pulling whites down, not by raising minorities up? Brilliant!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (VGRuw)

70 Watching the Speaker go along with this in exchange for some phony 2032 spending cuts is going to be funny as hell.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (i7Q7S)

A laugh riot.

No, not a laugh riot. The other kind of riot. What's that called.... oh yeah. A riot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (VoAdT)

71 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.


How?

Posted by: BignJames



Good question. I don't see how one gets economic benefit from merely watching someone else being punished for success.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (lTGtQ)

72 Democrats don't care. They plan to steal another election across the board and the feckless GOP will do nothing, even assist them with the steal.

If that were true, the Dems would have done this long ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:23 PM (CsUN+)

73 My Granddaughter lives in San Diego and she has to work 2 jobs just to be able to pay for her rental

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:23 PM (Akjoo)

74 Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families, the Treasury Department outlined in the analysis published in mid-March. The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

Dafuq? Random Brown Person can't buy more food just because Random White Person next door has less money.

How dare you be successful, Random White Person!!!

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2024 12:23 PM (DgGvY)

75 I really don't understand how everyone can be hiring, no one can find the help for anything, and yet no one can get a job.

It's baffling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:21 PM (VoAdT)
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I get job postings almost every day in my inbox for positions in my areas of expertise (technical writing and instructional design).

I'm not in the market right now for a new job, but if I lose the one I have, then I'm fairly confident I can find a new one in short order.

My only downside is I'm not "diverse."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)

76 FJB's policies hurt the economy?

No shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (ufFY

Coulda knocked me over with a feather!

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:24 PM (1Yy3c)

77 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

We have the best blog hosts, don't we folks. The best. Even people who don't like me very much say we have the best blog hosts. It's true.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:24 PM (CLyLt)

78 Bidenomics is the art of applying the exact wrongest solution, vigorously, at the exact worstest moment, and all the while blowing sunshine up Heritage America's ass.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

79 62 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.
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"Benefit" in the sense they they won't be directly screwed quite as much.
Posted by: Methos at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (Dnobf)

If my neighbor kicks his dog, how does that make my dog better off?

This is little more than a clumsy threat. "Don't get uppity or we'll do it to you too."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:24 PM (VoAdT)

80 I'm not in the market right now for a new job, but if I lose the one I have, then I'm fairly confident I can find a new one in short order.

My only downside is I'm not "diverse."


Have you considered cutting off your legs and wearing a feather boa?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)

81 Markets up because bad news brings their hopes up for a interest rate cut... Yeah... Bad economy !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (Akjoo)

82 "This won't affect You People. You're all poor."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (VoAdT)

83 My only downside is I'm not "diverse."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Tell them you identify as a chipmunk instead of a squirrel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (9yWhg)

84 Was just telling the wife that we need to sell the land we have before the next crash. It's in the ass end of the universe and no utilities. No way we will ever use it... it was kind of a bolt-hole of last resort but not much use now no matter how bad things get.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (cOq4q)

85 White House renews internal talks on invoking climate emergency - Bloomberg News
https://tinyurl.com/4v6fyed9

Emergency declarations could enable the president to halt or limit crude exports for at least a year at a time, suspend offshore drilling, and throttle the movement of oil and gas on pipelines, ships and trains. Industry experts have warned that such a measure would discourage investment in domestic oil production and stoke higher retail prices.
Youth activists, led by the Sunrise Movement, Fridays For Future USA and the Campus Climate Network, are planning protests nationwide on and around Earth Day to demand Biden proclaim climate change a national emergency.
As the world stares down “another summer of floods, fires, hurricanes and extreme heat,” Biden must declare a climate emergency “and use every tool at his disposal to tackle the climate crisis and prepare our communities to weather the storm,” said Aru Shiney-Ajay, the Sunrise Movement’s executive director. “If Biden wants to win the youth vote, he needs to take forceful action on climate change.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (9aVck)

86 It gets worse. Ignore the headline number, and dig into the details. No need to go further than the executive summary unless you really want to. From the BLS:

Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 175,000 in April, lower than the average monthly gain of 242,000 over the prior 12 months.
...
Health care added 56,000 jobs in April, in line with the average monthly gain of 63,000 over the prior 12 months.
...
Employment in social assistance increased by 31,000 in April, led by a gain in individual and family services (+23,000).
...
transportation and warehousing added 22,000 jobs, with gains in couriers and messengers (+8,000) and warehousing and storage (+8,000).
...
Employment was little changed over the month in other major industries, including mining, quarrying, and oil and gas extraction; manufacturing; wholesale trade; information; financial activities; professional and business services; leisure and hospitality; and other services.


More than half the gains were in medical and social services. That's not good, as both of those sectors are both already far too big and consuming an unsustainable amount of the economy - and are the only parts growing meaningfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

87 If my neighbor kicks his dog, how does that make my dog better off?


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Are both he and his dog vaccinated?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (IF3vp)

88 Nurse R, I did not know that nursing could be done long distance.
But, TGIF anyway!

Posted by: RI Red at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (nCaYE)

89 We have the best blog hosts, don't we folks. The best. Even people who don't like me very much say we have the best blog hosts. It's true.

heh. At first I thought you were doing Donald Trump. The best and most luxurious!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (CsUN+)

90 My only downside is I'm not "diverse."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Tell them you identify as a chipmunk instead of a squirrel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (9yWhg)
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I suppose I could order a "furry" costume...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

91 We haven't had anything honest being reported by the government since the late 1970s. Everything past that point is made up or adjusted to make the numbers come out to what they want.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (QNSds)

92 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

How?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)
++++
Obama's genuine Wealth Spread (tm)! I can't believe it's not earned!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (HnUIn)

93 And yet markets are up 1-2% on the news.

As the destroy the dollar, real companies become worth more ... in devalued dollars terms. Not sure why else the markets have kept going higher. BUT, they are now below their 50 day moving average, still above the 200.

November 2023 it dipped below the 200 sma for a few days and DOW hit 33,000, then went on the run to almost 40,000. Crazy.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (Cus5s)
_______

This was earnings week for many of the big guys and the reports were overall positive. Apple (for example) is up yuge today on strong earnings last night. So investors have confidence for at least the next quarter or half.

Plus, the market still thinks the Fed will cave and reduce rates in the near future to try to save Joey Shitbrains.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

94 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

How?


Because in the Leftist's world view, racial groups are necessarily opponents (if not actual enemies) and whatever hurts one group helps the other.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (sNc8Y)

95 Industry experts have warned that such a measure would discourage investment in domestic oil production and stoke higher retail prices.
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Warned or promised? No one said breaking the middle class forever was going to be a walk in the park.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (CLyLt)

96 Also this today

NEW: US services activity shrinks for first time since 2022: survey

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (xPl2J)

97 Money Honey still a 1.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (7V8BR)

98 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

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So the people who don't pay taxes are not going to pay taxes and it's going to be awesome?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (IF3vp)

99 Was just telling the wife that we need to sell the land we have before the next crash. It's in the ass end of the universe and no utilities. No way we will ever use it... it was kind of a bolt-hole of last resort but not much use now no matter how bad things get.

I have land that's planted in southern pine, and near a bunch of new data centers. Its value has increased by 50% in the last 4 years. I'd hang on.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (CsUN+)

100 Increasing taxes on capital gains and income-based wealth would reduce racial wealth inequality for black and Hispanic families

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By making the rest of society poorer. "See, they are now as bad off as you are!"


Do you know what happens if capital gains rates are lifted to income tax rates? Think of jobless claims in the millions per month.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)

101 My only downside is I'm not "diverse."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Tell them you identify as a chipmunk instead of a squirrel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (9yWhg)
---
I suppose I could order a "furry" costume...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

https://a.co/d/iSYAiCJ

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (1Yy3c)

102 I'm at 10 months now without a job. Even part-time retail positions are hard to get into.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

=====

I don't think I knew that. I hope something turns up for you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

103 Afternoon Ace. Unemployment is freedom is something Orwell should have said but didn't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (JfVRc)

104 If my neighbor kicks his dog, how does that make my dog better off?


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Are both he and his dog vaccinated?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (IF3vp)
_____

Better than shooting the dog. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

105 "Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.
How?"

Seems if whitey has to fire his gardener and/or maid, it is not a benefit to blacks and Hispanics. Same with whitey buying fewer luxury items that are manufactured by those "others".

A rising tide floats all boats, taxing the rich is maybe good for government workers that retire early on fat pensions, idk. But a lot of boats won't be floating.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

106 "Employment was little changed over the month in other major industries, including mining, quarrying, and oil and gas extraction; manufacturing; wholesale trade; information; financial activities; professional and business services; leisure and hospitality; and other services."
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Hmmm. Many of these industries have something in common, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Oh, yeah...They PRODUCE THINGS...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (7fElN)

107 "Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level -- not to mention state taxes -- would be economic suicide"

i thought that was the idea.

biden 2024 - you know you deserve it good and hard

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (B1FKF)

108 I am fortunate to work in healthcare. Yes, telemedicine is gaining ground, but there will always be a need for hands on care. Hopefully I will shuffle off this mortal coil before robots take over.

See there, I used my English degree!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (/+SQR)

109 You buncha racists are preventing blacks from opening investment accounts and saving their own money for their own future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (IF3vp)

110 Plus, the market still thinks the Fed will cave and reduce rates in the near future to try to save Joey Shitbrains.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (iFT

Which, no matter what the economy looks like, they will do to try and drag Joe over the finish line

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (Akjoo)

111 I get job postings almost every day in my inbox for positions in my areas of expertise (technical writing and instructional design).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I toyed with the idea of majoring in technical writing in college. Wish now that I had. Oh well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)

112 Daily Mail headline:

America added 75,000 fewer jobs than expected in April - this is why it's GOOD for the economy

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (woPEM)

113 Hello, friends! Happy nurse gets to enjoy her coffee with an amazing view. Kinda jealous, too, but mostly happy for her!

This news. Sigh. I hope there is some sort of happy ending to this tale.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 thank you, nurse ratched. and thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)


We couldn't have made this site what it is without ya, ace!

*furrows brows*
Or COULD we have???
*sinister laugh*

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (3r1VB)

115 The Left doesn't give a shit about race any more than they give a shit about gender or sexual preference. See how gleefully they watch women get their jaws broken and dreams shattered by men in wigs.

They hate everyone equally and just like pitting people against each other because it gets them off.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (CLyLt)

116 The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families.

Benefit the black and Hispanic families how? By using administrative law to bring a targeted racial group down to the lowest common denominator? What ever happened to lifting people UP?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

117 heh. At first I thought you were doing Donald Trump. The best and most luxurious!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (CsUN+)

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LOL, so did I.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (DRSnL)

118 Hmmm. Many of these industries have something in common, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Oh, yeah...They PRODUCE THINGS...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (7fElN)
++++
Noticed that, did you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (HnUIn)

119 And yet, the Dow shot up 500 points.

If ever there was a case that showed a complete disconnect between wealthy investors and poor working schmoes, this is it.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM (0Id0S)

120 >>> 85
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As the world stares down "another summer of floods, fires, hurricanes and extreme heat," Biden must declare a climate emergency
==
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (9aVck)

Future Columbia students, protesting heat during summer...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (llON8)

121 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL)


Thank you, Jordan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (9yWhg)

122 It seems ever government report is out to pat the administration on the back but its all Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (lKTQz)

123 I suppose I could order a "furry" costume...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

https://a.co/d/iSYAiCJ
Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (1Yy3c)
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And the Moron Horde delivers! Though it doesn't seem to have a men's version...Never mind. I found one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (7fElN)

124 By making the rest of society poorer. "See, they are now as bad off as you are!"

-

We saw a bumper sticker while driving home the other day:

MAKE AMERICA KIND AGAIN

My wife and I had a lot of fun wondering if people tend to be nicer when they have money to spend on unexpected fun through the month and can afford food or when they're worried about making it to their next payday.

I have a hypothesis on what makes the population kinder.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (IF3vp)

125 >>> highest point since November 2021

Wait?!
I thought Trump's Kung Flu Freakout Lockdown was the worst point.

That's right. Creepy Pervy Junta came in and ramped up to, not 10, not 11, but to 12 and to infinity and beyond.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (cOq4q)

126 "More regulations added in the past 2 weeks than at any point in American history."


They know that biden is going to lose and they are tossing everything against the wall to see if anything sticks when Trump wins.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (QNSds)

127 Unexpectedly, the Jobs Report Comes In "Far Below Expectations"

Wait until the revise the estimate downwards, as they always do when a Democrat is President.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron, Soon To Be Vaporized! at May 03, 2024 12:30 PM (uxCna)

128 re 106: "Oh, yeah...They PRODUCE THINGS..."

yeah, that's the problem. if everyone worked for the government we would produce nothing and we'd all be happy. something like that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (B1FKF)

129 When PDT assumes his duties in the White House, he can open up drilling. The question is after the damage Retardo has done will there be investors willing to go long term, or think that things could turn for the worse in another four years. Asshole has done more damage to this country than anybody since 9/11.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (V5eKu)

130 39
‘ thanks to everyone for making this site what it is.’

You’re welcome. Ace.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (jbnUc)

131
More than half the gains were in medical and social services. That's not good, as both of those sectors are both already far too big and consuming an unsustainable amount of the economy - and are the only parts growing meaningfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM


Those two items caught my eye, too. I suppose the 'newcomers' are creating increased demand. But who is paying?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (RKVpM)

132 I suppose I could order a "furry" costume...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Don't forget the pimp hat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (9yWhg)

133 heh. At first I thought you were doing Donald Trump. The best and most luxurious!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (CsUN+)

Who else talks like that?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (CLyLt)

134 Gosh, I didn't see that one coming.

>>@jsolomonReports

>>Biden administration finalizes rule that will open up ObamaCare to illegal immigrants | Just The News

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld)

135 Plus, the market still thinks the Fed will cave and reduce rates in the near future to try to save Joey Shitbrains.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (iFT

Which, no matter what the economy looks like, they will do to try and drag Joe over the finish line
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (Akjoo)
_______

I agree. I think the Fed is slightly more principled than in the Obama days -- when the Fed was transparently subservient to Obama's political fortunes -- but it will still do whatever it can to help Joey Showers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

136 This news. Sigh. I hope there is some sort of happy ending to this tale.
Posted by: Piper

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God wins, all this gets burned up. If that's not a happy ending I don't know what is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:31 PM (IF3vp)

137 "'Economic Suicide': Biden Admin Justifies Tax Hike Based On Racial Criteria"

Do you want Vengeful Zombie Scalia? because that's how you get Vengeful Zombie Scalia. I don't think spinning in his grave would cover it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (z+89e)

138 Yea but the price of wooden toothpicks is down 24.6% since Biden took office. So Bidenonmics is working and you just too damn dumb to realize it !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (qpLSv)

139 Monty? Are you available for a column?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (C2xYu)

140 By making the rest of society poorer. "See, they are now as bad off as you are!"
Posted by: Thomas Paine


He who dies with the most toys, wins!

So take away Random White Guy's toys, and Random Black Guy wins!

Zero toys to zero; tie goes to the Diversity!

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (DgGvY)

141 "Reduce racial wealth disparity by pulling whites down, not by raising minorities up? Brilliant!
Posted by: Bacon Jeff"

=============

It is amazing how lefties constantly admit who they are (disgusting, awful communists) and Republicans continually struggle to highlight it.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (i7Q7S)

142 I toyed with the idea of majoring in technical writing in college. Wish now that I had. Oh well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)
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I minored in it (English Lit major).

That, in combination with a unique background in physics (I failed as a physicist) gave me a rather unusual knowledge base that has led to my current career in instructional design.

I hope you can find a new career soon!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:32 PM (7fElN)

143 Has the shooting started yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (MiRvb)

144 And yet, the Dow shot up 500 points.

If ever there was a case that showed a complete disconnect between wealthy investors and poor working schmoes, this is it.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2024 12:29 PM


The DJA shot up because they are banking on the Fed lowering rates at the May meeting based on the latest data. It's possible but if they do lower rates it will be 100% a purely political move designed to help biden win. They wont be able to claim they are non political after that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (QNSds)

145 Howdy ace. Thank you for what you do and the people you bring together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (XEJlh)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (T4tVD)

146 It is amazing how no matter the disasters the Biden admin policies create, they just keep doubling down.
Illegal immigration the number one policy disaster. Let's bring in Palestinian terrorists.
EV sales tanking. let's mandate trucks need to be electric.
Ukraine War a lost cause. Let's send them more money to piss away.
College students destroying their campuses. Let's forgive more student loans.
People turning against men in women's sports. Let's mandate they be allowed vis Title IX.
I'm sure there are more....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)

147 If you're in that lower-income generally darker skinned landscaping and domestic services demographic... how exactly is Uncle Shitpants pinching the Rich Wypipo who hire you and tip you and give you bonuses under the table going to make your life any better?

They'll just be out of what little work they do have. Which will make the "wage gap" not narrower, but massively, massively wider.

A not particularly bright tadpole could figure this out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (VoAdT)

148 How will they determine "white"? Spectrometer readings of skin color? If I get a deep tan, is my rate less? Do albino or those with vitiligo pay more? Or will it be based on genetic testing?

Any way you look at it, this idea is asinine beyond belief.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (rr9fu)

149 By making the rest of society poorer. "See, they are now as bad off as you are!" ...
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)
++++
When I was in college, I saw a little news hit one of the cable nets. It was about education spending. The woman was talking about some new subsidy scheme to "level the playing field" and end the "ZIP code lottery" in school districts.

She said that some school districts were funded up here (left hand raised up high above the desk) while some school districts were funded down here (hovers right hand just above the desk), and how the new scheme would do this (raised right hand to the middle, lowered left hand to the middle).

Equality, baby!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn)

150 "Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level -- not to mention state taxes -- would be economic suicide," Preston Brashers, research fellow for tax policy in the Heritage Foundation's Grover M. Hermann Center for the Federal Budget, told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

But they'll exempt favored industries.

Just watch.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (uxCna)

151 > White House renews internal talks on invoking climate emergency
____________

Like the covid op... if this happens the junta can impose a host of mandates to make sure they remain in power.

Restricted travel, energy rationing... a whole host of potentially draconian mandates to keep people parked at home and afraid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (Q4IgG)

152 The DJA shot up because they are banking on the Fed lowering rates at the May meeting based on the latest data. It's possible but if they do lower rates it will be 100% a purely political move designed to help biden win. They wont be able to claim they are non political after that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (QNSds)

And who's gonna call them on it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (Akjoo)

153 And yet, the Dow shot up 500 points.

If ever there was a case that showed a complete disconnect between wealthy investors and poor working schmoes, this is it.

Posted by: red speck



The market is banking on the fed cutting interest rates. Which is a forlorn hope, unless the fed decides that hyperinflation is better than an orange man.

Funny enough, several financial people I listen to are being inundated with emails and texts from people asking when the next govenrment stimulus checks are going to be mailed out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (lTGtQ)

154 So we will live in a day where we will not be taxed by the content of our paycheck, but by the color of our skin.

Got it.

FJB and all the rest.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

155 A couple of things...
If only 175,000 jobs were "Created", how many "Newcomers" were allowed in?
It seems as is there was only ONE job created for every 3-4 "New Workers" brought into the country. Current workers are LOSING their jobs, "New" residents are getting them, just as current renters are LOSING their housing, while "New" residents are getting paid by tax funds to move into those places.(women and minorities effected most)

" The Treasury points out that white families disproportionately hold assets subject to capital gains tax or are in a higher tax bracket, meaning a hike in those taxes would benefit black and Hispanic families."

ONLY if those funds are given to Blacks and Hispanics...or THEIR taxes are cut...Taking a dollar from someone based upon Race doesn't put a race based Dollar in someone else's pocket. Unless the goal is simply to foster Glee that someone is being Hurt...rather than anyone being helped.
This will make the USA one of the highest taxed places on Earth...higher than even Communist China.

Under the "Trump Tax Cuts"...revenue coming in the the Govt set new high records...income disparity between Blacks and the rest of society hit new LOW records.

Posted by: birdog at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (+Fkyb)

156 They hate everyone equally and just like pitting people against each other because it gets them off.
Posted by: ...


As James Lindsay repeats everyday, "The issue is never the issue. The issue is revolution." It is neo-marxist programming to destroy the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (IG4Id)

157 It would be great if someone in the media asked John Kerry why he won't pay more in taxes on his fortune to help the brown people.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (i7Q7S)

158 ***The Biden administration's analysis of its revenue proposals for fiscal year 2025 argues targeted tax hikes that disproportionately affect white people would ease racial wealth inequality.***
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Can't these, if they do pass, be undone by the new administration before any damage is done?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (lCWOD)

159 I'm at 10 months now without a job. Even part-time retail positions are hard to get into.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

Prayers up Bulga !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (T4tVD)

160 >>> 150 "Taxing capital gains at 44.6% at the federal level -- not to mention state taxes -- would be economic suicide," Preston Brashers, research fellow for tax policy in the Heritage Foundation's Grover M. Hermann Center for the Federal Budget, told the Daily Caller News Foundation.
==
But they'll exempt favored industries.

Just watch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (uxCna)

Is this about us?

Posted by: Panera at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (llON8)

161 It is amazing how no matter the disasters the Biden admin policies create, they just keep doubling down.
Illegal immigration the number one policy disaster. Let's bring in Palestinian terrorists.
EV sales tanking. let's mandate trucks need to be electric.
Ukraine War a lost cause. Let's send them more money to piss away.
College students destroying their campuses. Let's forgive more student loans.
People turning against men in women's sports. Let's mandate they be allowed vis Title IX.
I'm sure there are more....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)
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It really does boggle the mind how stupendously WRONG they are on each and every issue you outline above. That can only be by deliberate design.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (7fElN)

162 157 It would be great if someone in the media asked John Kerry why he won't pay more in taxes on his fortune to help the brown people.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 03, 2024 12:34 PM (i7Q7S)

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His jetting around the world, having fancy dinners and meeting fancy people, raises awareness. It's a tax on his time, and it more than makes up what he could be paying into the Treasury.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

163 If you're in that lower-income generally darker skinned landscaping and domestic services demographic... how exactly is Uncle Shitpants pinching the Rich Wypipo who hire you and tip you and give you bonuses under the table going to make your life any better? ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (VoAdT)
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Answer one: It won't, but it will equalize the misery and so is just and democratic.

Answer two: You'll get the difference from Uncle Sugar, who will cut you in on the rake-off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

164 Luckily, the national debt is skyrocketing to the point that it won't be long and we will look back on these as The Good Old Days.

So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (ZdK8Y)

165 Two questions...
First.. Does anyone know of a meme that depicts Biden stabbing Uncle Sam to death?
Second... Can we call in air strikes on whoever invented political mailers?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (4XwPj)

166 Yeah, it's weird to think that this is the cheapest life will ever be from here on out.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (IF3vp)

167 Isn't this the textbook definition of "disparate impact" as it relates to law? Creating a law that is known will specifically target one group? I thought this was supposed to be a bad thing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (F4bAW)

168 I know let’s raise the minimum wage to $25. That should solve the problem.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

169 153 And yet, the Dow shot up 500 points.

If ever there was a case that showed a complete disconnect between wealthy investors and poor working schmoes, this is it.

Posted by: red speck
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They are R&Ring casinos, new one's too. There's money out there just not for peasants.

Posted by: Braenyard needs a new money bucket at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (lCWOD)

170 168 I know let’s raise the minimum wage to $25. That should solve the problem.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

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Are you some sort of right wing nut job?

$200 or bust.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

171 Isn't this the textbook definition of "disparate impact" as it relates to law? Creating a law that is known will specifically target one group? I thought this was supposed to be a bad thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (F4bAW)
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Yeah, but we're post-law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn)

172 >>> 168 I know let’s raise the minimum wage to $25. That should solve the problem.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

Make it $100 per hour and you've got a deal.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 03, 2024 12:37 PM (llON8)

173 *throws rocks at TJM*

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 03, 2024 12:37 PM (llON8)

174 165 Two questions...
First.. Does anyone know of a meme that depicts Biden stabbing Uncle Sam to death?
Second... Can we call in air strikes on whoever invented political mailers?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2024 12:35 PM (4XwPj)

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To the second point, I imaging whoever created them is long dead

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2024 12:37 PM (F4bAW)

175 It was about education spending. The woman was talking about some new subsidy scheme to "level the playing field" and end the "ZIP code lottery" in school districts.

At least two school districts in the Portland metro area (including Portland Public Schools) provide considerably less funding to schools that are viewed as too white and too rich.

Asians count as whites, of course.

This isn't theoretical.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2024 12:37 PM (uxCna)

176 Dafuq? Random Brown Person can't buy more food just because Random White Person next door has less money.
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In theory it might allow them to buy more of *something* because of decreased demand from the random white guy, but it's not likely to be food, since they're not decreasing capital gains white guy's wealth to the point that he's going to starve.

What that something is I wouldn't even hazard a guess at, since I don't know what allegedly wealthy white guy is going to give up, that no capital gains minority guy is going to want.

Posted by: Methos at May 03, 2024 12:38 PM (Dnobf)

177 If they are going to jizya, they should at least buy you dinner and a movie first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:38 PM (VoAdT)

178 Between having a lost dementia ridden president and the Left squarely at the wheel, this is making the Carter Years look like the Reagan Years.

Remember when the Left used to talk about being "embarrassed" by the President? Yet nothing about this guy seems to shame them. Same as there were just no jokes to make about Obama.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:38 PM (CLyLt)

179 The entire point of socialism/communism is not to raise the standards of the poorest. It's to reduce the wealth at the top and bring "equity".

It's right there in the name, Diversity, Equity and inclusion. When people tell you what they want to do it's a good idea to listen to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (LkLld)

180 >>> I'm sure there are more....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)
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It really does boggle the mind how stupendously WRONG they are on each and every issue you outline above. That can only be by deliberate design.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Their perspective is that they are not wrong but that they are running out of time.

Posted by: Braenyard needs a new money bucket at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (lCWOD)

181 Isn't this the textbook definition of "disparate impact" as it relates to law? Creating a law that is known will specifically target one group? I thought this was supposed to be a bad thing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence



Ask the newest SC "Justice"

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (lTGtQ)

182 I suppose I could order a "furry" costume...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

Don't skimp. Order the two-man unicorn costume like Paul Pelosi and his Hammer-pal used.

Posted by: 2 AM Naked Hammer Time at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (V5BDR)

183 179 The entire point of socialism/communism is not to raise the standards of the poorest. It's to reduce the wealth at the top and bring "equity".

It's right there in the name, Diversity, Equity and inclusion. When people tell you what they want to do it's a good idea to listen to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (LkLld)

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Before the fall of communism, the line in defense of it was that communism rose standards of living.

It changed at some point for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

184 Minimum wage is racist.

Guaranteed income of 250,000 annually.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (kAzG3)

185
Unless the goal is simply to foster Glee that someone is being Hurt...rather than anyone being helped.

That basically covers it. You have to keep ripping the racial band-aid off as often as possible to keep the wound from healing.

It's Obama.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (RKVpM)

186 Biden’s IRShas announced they will do audits in an equitable way. In other words only wypipo will ever get audited from now on. And with 85k new armed agents, fun times ahead.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (Y6Wgg)

187 Apparently, under current conditions, 10 states have a total tax rate for some of it's citizens of over 50%.
Under Potatohead Joe's new scheme, 26 states would have a total tax rate for some of it's citizens of over 50%

.. it is time for a Constitutional amendment capping total government tax at 50%

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

188 Democrats: Bringing Back the One Drop Rule For a New Generation

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (CLyLt)

189 Russia hacked the Bureau of Labor Statistics!

This is the greatest economy since Eisenhower!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (yikga)

190 I have land that's planted in southern pine, and near a bunch of new data centers. Its value has increased by 50% in the last 4 years. I'd hang on.
Posted by: Archimedes

This land is Big Island, Hawaii... almost inaccessible.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (cOq4q)

191 WTF? Over...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 03:03 PM (nFo4U)

192 Oh, hey, ace is back!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 03:04 PM (JMAcK)

193 Testing...testing ...

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 03:04 PM (ZdK8Y)

194 And...we're back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

195
AoS died? I actually got some work done.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (RKVpM)

196 This leggy blonde in a dress celebrates the blog's apparent return:
http://tiny.cc/npbxxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (HnUIn)

197 My refresh key has filed a grievance against me. Meh. get in line.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (z+89e)

198 Is today Friday the 13th?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (NpAcC)

199 Well that was a long down time.

Posted by: Tuna at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (oaGWv)

200 Guess I can stop loading mags. Figured they were coming for us once I saw the website was down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (JTwsP)

201 I broke the blog...
Last post at 12:40...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (cOq4q)

202 I felt a great disturbance in The Force as if a thousand Hordians all broke wind at once

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (O8bOp)

203 Apparently Bob from the NSA didn't like this post, so he shut down the site.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (7fElN)

204 I want to Thank Joe Biden for saving my Presidency and name. I can now go to my maker with peace knowing that you were a "BIGGER FUCKUP" the me.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (1t11C)

205 Yeah you guys were knocked off the air for a while

hope no one went on a three-state crime spree in frustration

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 03:06 PM (/7KEl)

206 *peeks head out bunker*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 03:07 PM (R4t5M)

207 Got a 45 minute nap in, and we're back.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 03:07 PM (V5eKu)

208 I thought I had been banned.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2024 03:07 PM (flRy+)

209 Are we back? I'm having serious withdrawals!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

210 Funemployment is here again!

Vote Joe

-Pelousy

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:07 PM (LX4y3)

211
I was obliged to wait!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (MoZTd)

212 AoS died? I actually got some work done.


Cleaned the kitchen and bathroom during down time.

Posted by: Tuna at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (oaGWv)

213 AoS died? I actually got some work done.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (RKVpM)

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LOL. Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

214 What is weird.
I posted at 12:40. Immediately headed to an appointment.
While waiting I saw Ace was down.
Got home. Immediately checked... and it's back up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (cOq4q)

215 DDOS or what?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (sjdRT)

216 Yay! My friends who live in my phone are back!!

Posted by: jmel at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (RWHIh)

217 SEC reports an auditor, BF Borgers CPA PC, used by Trump Media and other clients is being permanently suspended from acting as an accounting firm.

The statement from the SEC cites that the actions of BF Borgers CPA PC may have caused clients to be in violation of other regulations, but listed none of the 150 or so clients as direct participants in the illegality.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

218
This leggy blonde in a dress celebrates the blog's apparent return:
http://tiny.cc/npbxxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM


Honda generator behind her. Definite prepper.

10/10
WB

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (RKVpM)

219 Call off the dogs! We're back on the air!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (7fElN)

220 this is what happens when you don't hire American...

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (V13WU)

221 I wonder how much business King Harv lost today.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (xPl2J)

222 >>> 214 What is weird.
I posted at 12:40. Immediately headed to an appointment.
While waiting I saw Ace was down.
Got home. Immediately checked... and it's back up.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (cOq4q)

What did you do to the hamsters?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (llON8)

223 The entire point of socialism/communism is not to raise the standards of the poorest. It's to reduce the wealth at the top and bring "equity".
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The intent we are facing down is the looting and destruction of the middle class. Communists will deal with the rich in time but the rich aren't the primary target.

The rich can afford to move their money and good selves elsewhere. Everyone else is trapped.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (/7u+r)

224 NOOD JAPAN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

225 Squirrel Status - Well Rested.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:09 PM (cOq4q)

226 AoS died? I actually got some work done.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (RKVpM)
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LOL. Me too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

Suckers!!!

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (/7u+r)

227 AoS died? I actually got some work done.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 03:05 PM (RKVpM)

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LOL. Me too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
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There's a direct inverse relationship between my work productivity and ace's downtime...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (7fElN)

228 Rogan To University Protesters: "You Guys Are Doing Nonsense" At "Cult Camp"

.. latest version of "terrorist cos-play"

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

229 Walk the horses for 30 minutes. The suttler will be open tonight for beer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (V5eKu)

230 Did the hampsters build their own protest campground in the Garden Thread?

And did CBD walk in and give hickory shampoos to get them working, or did Ace negotiate with the terrorists and promise them fresh water and the broken shelves to chew on?

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2024 03:10 PM (LX4y3)

231 Squirrel Status - Well Rested.

Hamsters are well rested too...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (cOq4q)

232 Democratic Texas Rep. Henry Cuellar indicted by DOJ on conspiracy and bribery charges

tinyurl.com/4ypwj4c5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (NpAcC)

233 Sorry folks, we've been having some server issues the last couple of days.

I'll be getting a new server set up this weekend.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (BLOW1)

234 are we back?

Posted by: spypeach at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (UuB/1)

235 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (cOq4q)
191 WTF? Over...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 03:03 PM (nFo4U)

.. should I assume that AofS was taken up by an alien spaceship

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)

236 Mornin' Pixy. Must be 0 Dark 30 Down Under.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (sAmhv)

237 Sorry folks, we've been having some server issues the last couple of days.

I'll be getting a new server set up this weekend.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (BLOW1)
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Gotta expel and deport the old hamsters, eh?

That'll teach 'em to start acting up and holding the blog hostage!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (7fElN)

238 232 Democratic Texas Rep. Henry Cuellar indicted by DOJ on conspiracy and bribery charges

.. he had been acting way "too Republican" on border issues

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

239 Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 03:11 PM (BLOW1)

Get some better AI on your servers.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 03:13 PM (/7u+r)

240 E bay Add: For 1 Dozen of Eggs only $19.99 plus $3.50 for Shipping and Handling. Any questions Email me at...
JoeBidenSux@WH.Gov

Order before Midnight and get a free picture of Hillary in a Two Piece bathing Suit that is suitable for framing.....

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 03, 2024 03:14 PM (hbjSA)

241 "Irrevocably Shaken": House Democratic Caucus Asks For Cancellation Of Elections Due To PTSD From 6-Jan

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

242
Taxes on net investment income would also be hiked by 1.2 percentage points to 5% for those who make over $400,000 per year, bringing the total top marginal rate to 44.6%.

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$400,000. I don't think it will stay there. They're just getting started.

Also, after 5 more years of this crap, $400,000 is going to be worth $200,000. If we're lucky. Note: we won't be lucky.

This is Caesar Chavez type redistribution. I think these assholes actually view Venezuela as the model.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 03, 2024 03:17 PM (kf4RM)

243 "It is amazing how no matter the disasters the Biden admin policies create, they just keep doubling down."

It sure seems TPTB want Biden to lose, at this point. Or maybe steal the win so We the People give up hope for any change, and realize we already lost the country?

Or maybe they plan to crash the economy under Trump, the "Blame Trump" strategy. The globalists have lots of money/assets to toss around on their New World Order road to ruin (for us that will own nothing, be miserable).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 03:24 PM (Cus5s)

244 Good luck, Pixy!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 03:47 PM (o3SCB)

245 Wreckovery Summer V8.0!

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 03, 2024 04:00 PM (lZVy/)

246 Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 175,000 in April, lower than the average monthly gain of 242,000 over the prior 12 months.
...

More than half the gains were in medical and social services. That's not good, as both of those sectors are both already far too big and consuming an unsustainable amount of the economy - and are the only parts growing meaningfully.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM

When they report these payroll employment numbers, are they including only employment for American citizens? Or does this include all the jobs outsourced to India and Mexico and Brazil as contract worker positions, such as what my old company Stellantis has been doing for 3 years now?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 04:20 PM (P5BPp)

THE MORNING RANT: Periodic Roundup of the EV Follies – May 3, 2024

Rivian trailer fire.JPG

Two Fires in One Week at Rivian’s Manufacturing Plant in Illinois

Rivian’s unraveling keeps getting worse. A few weeks ago it was announced that Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp’s (R) $1.5 billion taxpayer-subsidized boondoggle east of Atlanta was indefinitely suspended by Rivian. The start-up EV manufacturer is hemorrhaging cash, and it doesn’t need the Georgia plant because it doesn’t have enough demand to even approach the capacity of its plant in Normal, IL.

Two weeks ago came the news that Rivian is cutting even further and letting more employees go: “Rivian cuts 1% of workforce in second round of layoffs this year” [Reuters – 4/18/2024]

The move follows a 10% layoff at Rivian in February when the company disappointed investors with a lower-than-expected 2024 production forecast.

Well, somehow, it just got even worse. The most terrifying word to anyone involved with EVs is also the most terrifying word in a crowded theater… “FIRE!” It’s a word that is being said with alarming frequency at Rivian’s Illinois plant.

“Fire breaks out in Rivian loading dock, the second in four days” [WGLT – 4/29/2024]

Another fire broke out Monday afternoon at the Rivian plant in Normal – at least the second fire in four days.
Monday’s fire destroyed a semitrailer in a loading dock on the south end of the plant, the Normal Fire Department said. A portion of the plant was evacuated until air quality returned to safe levels, fire officials said. No one was injured. An adjacent semitrailer sustained heat damage, and there was moderate heat and smoke damage to the exterior of the Rivian building above the dock area, the Normal Fire Department said. The cause of the fire is under investigation.

Meanwhile, just four days earlier, there was another fire at the same Rivian plant, this one on the assembly line.

“Fire Forces Evacuation of Rivian Plant” [ WGLT – 4/25/2024]

A fire at the Rivian plant in Normal forced the evacuation of the plant for an hour and a half Thursday morning. The fire happened under a section of conveyor that moves vehicle chassis down the assembly line on the western side of the building, said the Normal Fire Department. Flames did not spread beyond the area, but firefighters said it took some time to ventilate smoke and do air-quality tests in the building.

*****

Saint Greta Is Not Pleased With All You Electric Car Buyers

This seems a bit problematic for all the virtue-signaling EV drivers, because the woman worshipped as divinely pure and infallible in her climate ministry has now condemned electric vehicles. That’s right, Saint Greta the Climate Puppet and her friends at “Fridays for Future Stockholm” are fed up with the exploitation of Congo and its people ”…so that the rest of the world can buy electric cars and other electronic devices.”

Do better, climate sinners. Be better. Driving an EV isn’t going to get you the climate indulgence you seek.

Greta Congo electric cars - 2.JPG

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Disincentivizing People From Buying Electric Vehicles

It costs me $32 per year to register my car in Tennessee. Meanwhile, it has been costing EV owners $100 per year. You may be thinking, “Well, that’s not fair.” Of course it’s not fair, EV owners should be paying even more.

“Jolt to wallets: Tennessee electric vehicle owners face steep fee hike in 2024”
(h/t to Mrs. Throckmorton for bringing this story to my attention.)

The reason? One of TDOT's main sources of revenue comes from Tennessee's gas tax, but with more drivers choosing electric vehicles and using charging stations, TDOT is not seeing as much money from it anymore.

The fee for Tennessee EV owners to register their vehicle increased to $200 per year in 2024, and it’s going up to $274 per year in 2026.

This is the way it’s done. While the purpose of the higher EV registration fee may be to recoup lost highway revenue that would otherwise be collected at the gas pump, a welcome side-effect is that it establishes a disincentive to purchasing an EV. I wrote about this subject in a recent piece titled, “Time to Put Team EV on Defense.”

Therefore, we must now put the E.V. advocates on the defensive, making them fear they might lose their precious vehicles as a consequence of their attempted I.C.E. ban. They came after us and we repelled their first assault, but simply repelling an adversary’s attack only sets the stage for their next assault. They must suffer a loss, and they must put all their energy into not suffering any more losses, to ensure that they don’t get the opportunity to come after our gasoline-powered cars again.

*****

Ford’s Continuing EV Financial Debacle

Ford CEO Jim Farley has a serious problem. He’s an obedient eco-globalist determined to turn Ford into an electric vehicle manufacturer. The trouble is that consumers prefer real gas and diesel Ford products, not the electric go-karts that Farley is trying to push on customers. Farley cannot serve two masters. He has to choose between either his communist idols in Davos or the actual consumers visiting Ford dealerships. He really only has one choice. If he continues to pursue the communist/Davos/EV route, Ford will be out of business very shortly.

“Ford just reported a massive loss on every electric vehicle it sold” [CNN – 4/25/2024]

Ford lost $1.3 billion in the first quarter of 2024 on its electric vehicle products, on revenue of just $100 million. That comes out to a breathtaking $132,000 per EV sold.

Ford’s electric vehicle unit reported that losses soared in the first quarter to $1.3 billion, or $132,000 for each of the 10,000 vehicles it sold in the first three months of the year, helping to drag down earnings for the company overall.

Beyond the financial debacle, Ford’s overall EV sales have already peaked and are now plummeting.

The EV unit, which Ford calls Model e, sold 10,000 vehicles in the quarter, down 20% from the number it sold a year earlier. And its revenue plunged 84% to about $100 million, which Ford attributed mostly to price cuts for EVs across the industry.

The early adopters already bought their EVs, and no one else really wants them. In addition, word is out about just how awful these electric toys are, with limited range and functionality, and a very short life span. Dealers hate EVs, and have too much respect for their good customers to put them in a product that will cause ill will. And with its growing glut of unsold EVs, Ford is having to radically discount new EV sales to make the excess inventory go away…which leaves the first suckers who paid full price desperately underwater on a lousy electric vehicle that they cannot trade out of.

What a debacle.

*****

Ford Slashing & Reassigning EV Workforce

Unsurprisingly, Ford is having to re-allocate employees from the plant that makes its unpopular EVs to those making products that consumers actually desire.

Of the 2,100 employees at its EV plant in Dearborn, all but 700 are being redeployed or given early retirement packages.

“Ford to dramatically cut hourly workforce at F-150 Lightning plant in Dearborn” [Detroit Free Press – 3/27/2024]

Ford Motor Co. is dramatically cutting the hourly workforce at the factory that builds the Ford F-150 Lightning starting next week, as the automaker slashes product targets of its all-electric pickup. Of the 2,100 workers who make up three work crews at the Rouge Electric Vehicle Center in Dearborn, one third will remain on-site after April 1, Ford spokeswoman Jessica Enoch told the Detroit Free Press on Wednesday.

Where are the employees going? They are going to a plant that makes the popular - and gas-powered - Broncos and Rangers. The transferred employees will be able to boost production of these hot selling products by providing manpower for a third shift.

A crew of 700 will be transferred to the Michigan Assembly Plant in Wayne to build the Bronco and Ranger while the remaining 700 or so will either take the $50,000 retirement package negotiated during the 2023 contract talks or accept reassignment in southeast Michigan. Ford is adding a third crew at Michigan Assembly.

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Ford Suspending EV Launches

Related…

Ford is suspending some new electric product launches.

“Ford pumps brakes on three-row electric SUVs, electric pickup truck as demand slows” [MSN – 4/05/2024]

There is something really big in this story, specifically the suspension (excuse me, “delay”) in launching electric pickup production at Ford’s new plant outside Memphis.

Ford Motor said Thursday it had delayed the planned launches of three-row EVs in Canada and its next-generation electric pickup truck in Tennessee as the slowdown in EV demand globally forces automakers to revise production plans. Ford said separately it was boosting hybrid electric vehicle offerings and by 2030 expects to offer hybrid powertrains across its lineup of gas-powered vehicles.

Separately, Ford said it will delay deliveries of an all-new EV truck it will build at a new plant in western Tennessee until 2026. Ford said last year it planned to begin production in late 2025 and build up to 500,000 electric trucks annually at the plant.

As I have previously documented, Ford’s massive $12 billion investment in Tennessee and Kentucky included an EV manufacturing plant and an EV battery plant near Memphis, plus another battery plant in Kentucky. Ford has already indefinitely suspended the Kentucky battery plant in an announcement in October 2023, disclosing that it was canceling $12 billion in EV spending.

Remember, Ford sold only 10,000 EVs in Q1 2024, which annualizes to just 40,000 in a full year…and its demand is decreasing. Ford already has excess EV manufacturing capacity, so there is no use for a new factory that can build 500,000 EVs per year.

One of two things is going to happen:

1) Ford’s “Blue Oval City” plant in Tennessee is going to be mothballed or scuttled.
2) Ford is going to re-purpose this plant to manufacture conventional or hybrid vehicles.

Ford owes its stockholders an answer about this sparkling new albatross in Tennessee. What is clearly not going to happen is the commencement of electric pickup truck production in 2026. Ford is insulting its shareholders by continuing to state that the impossible is going to happen.

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Europe Is Now Assertively Rejecting EVs

It’s not just Americans who are rejecting EVs, Europe is too, with a glut of unsold electric vehicles piling up.

“EU's electric car policy in tatters as sales plummet across continent” [Express – 4/18/2024]

“Chinese EV imports among unsold cars piling up in Europe's ports; Several automakers have leased large areas in the ports for vehicle imports that so far have no customers for the cars” [Automotive News – 4/15/2024]

And it’s not just Chinese EVs that Europeans are declining to purchase. They’re backing off of European EV brands too. Volkswagen has been the leading retailer of EVs in Europe, but its Q1 2024 EV sales dropped dramatically from Q1 2023.

“Volkswagen Group Global EV Sales Slid In Q1 2024” [Inside EVs – 4/13/2024]

The company sold roughly 3.3% fewer all-electric vehicles [globally] than a year ago. In Europe, the decline was 24.3%.

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VW’s Problems in the U.S.

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The same article referenced directly above also notes that Volkswagen’s year-over-year Q1 electric vehicle sales in the U.S. were down 16%.

With VW’s electric vehicle efforts in this country already failing, what is to become of its new EV plant in Tennessee, which opened less than two years ago, and is adjacent to a plant that builds gas-powered VWs?

It’s barely worth noting at this point that Tennessee Governor Bill Lee (R) threw $50 million of taxpayer grants at VW to build this EV plant. Of course he did. A ridiculous amount of Tennessee taxpayer money has been thrown at EV boondoggles. It’s embarrassing.

And speaking of that VW plant in Tennessee.

“Tennessee Volkswagen employees overwhelmingly vote to join United Auto Workers union” [AP – 4/20/2024]

Employees at a Volkswagen factory in Chattanooga, Tennessee, overwhelmingly voted to join the United Auto Workers union Friday in a historic first test of the UAW’s renewed effort to organize nonunion factories.

I’m kind of agnostic about this. If VW were a well-run company, I’d be concerned about the potential harm that this could cause. But if VW were a well-run company, the employees probably wouldn’t be unionizing.

VW as a company has embraced the left-wing agenda of western globalists, including climate communism and cultural communism. It’s doubtful the company can survive too long with that communist rot within.

But it also seems a little unfair then, that in a passionately communist organization like VW, why hasn’t it fully embraced economic communism too? How is it fair that it is leaving the employees out of its communist mission? Isn’t any profit VW makes due to its exploitation of labor?

I’m not really serious, of course, but if VW is on a suicide path in obedience to its globalist/communist overlords, the employees might as well get as much as they can before VW is gone.

*****

My Latest at The Pipeline

In my latest piece at The Pipeline (EVs Enter the Doom Loop) I note the similarity between the irrational exuberance of the EV bubble, which is now busting, to the dot com bubble of a quarter-century ago, with the notable difference that unlike the dot com era, the EV bubble has been soaked in sanctimony and has received a flood of taxpayer subsidization before it started going bust.


I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.

*****

>>> Breaking News

After I had today’s post all coded and ready to go, this news broke:

“Rivian receives $827 million in incentives to expand Illinois facility” [Reuters – 5/02/2024]

First off, congratulations to Brian Kemp for no longer being the EV industry’s biggest mark. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has set a new standard of credulity by throwing almost a billion dollars at a company that is already deep into its doom loop.

In exchange for the Illinois tax incentive money, Rivian has promised to expand the capacity at its Illinois plant from 150,000 units per year to 215,000. Bear in mind that Rivian is currently struggling to sell 50,000 EVs per year.

What does this mean for the “delayed” Rivian plant in Georgia? What it means is that as much as Rivian didn’t need a new plant in Georgia before, it doesn’t need it even more now!

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:00 AM (9yWhg)

2 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:00 AM (JMAcK)

3 No, 2

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:00 AM (JMAcK)

4 So the rest of the world can buy electric cars?

Who wants to tell them?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 11:01 AM (IF3vp)

5 Yessss! Hey, Buck. I'll call the others.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

6 There's nothing Normal in Illinois.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (QB+5g)

7 The Austrians talk about government driven mal-investment driving their business cycle.

But that was generally just from monetary policy.


This is FAAAAAAR worse. We're seriously screwed from these horrific things draining resources from things people actually need.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (JMAcK)

8 Another fire broke out Monday afternoon at the Rivian plant in Normal – at least the second fire in four days.
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Obviously sabotage. Brian Kemp sent people to Illinois to torch the Rivian factory there so the company has no choice but to relocate to the facility in Georgia, transforming the boondoggle into a success!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (HnUIn)

9 (Austrian Economists. I doubt normal Austrians talk about the business cycle.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (JMAcK)

10 Porsche EV...4 door...talk about a niche market.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (AwYPR)

11 Do better, climate sinners. Be better. Driving an EV isn’t going to get you the climate indulgence you seek.
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:: shrug ::

It will until it won't. We're not quite there yet. It will keep escalating until the system breaks. Once the system breaks, there's not room for *any* of this virtue-signaling nonsense because it will result in death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (HnUIn)

12
The propagation of EV road guano continues apace.

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:04 AM (xG4kz)

13 Also that gay rainbow VW symbol seems redundant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you insisted they didn't follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:04 AM (IF3vp)

14 > One of two things is going to happen:

1) Ford’s “Blue Oval City” plant in Tennessee is going to be mothballed or scuttled.
2) Ford is going to re-purpose this plant to manufacture conventional or hybrid vehicles.
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There's a sister facility here in Kentucky. On plant being built (or nearly so) and one on hold.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 11:04 AM (Q4IgG)

15 "Porsche EV...4 door...talk about a niche market."

Who wants to drive fast with a car full of people other than teenagers?

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (QB+5g)

16 Morning.

lol Rivian

Your cars look so good on the backs of tow trucks.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (1Yy3c)

17 The fee for Tennessee EV owners to register their vehicle increased to $200 per year in 2024, and it’s going up to $274 per year in 2026.
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How politically incorrect of them. We will have to do something about that.

A mileage tax is the correct approach to this problem, verified with GPS transponders in all vehicles that also give the government total access to the location data of every citizen.

Posted by: The US Government at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (HnUIn)

18 A fire at the Rivian plant in Normal forced the evacuation of the plant for an hour and a half Thursday morning. The fire happened under a section of conveyor that moves vehicle chassis down the assembly line on the western side of the building, said the Normal Fire Department. Flames did not spread beyond the area, but firefighters said it took some time to ventilate smoke and do air-quality tests in the building.

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So how does the EPA account for this in terms of equivalent MPG?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you insisted they shouldn't follow their drea at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (IF3vp)

19 The one inescapable law of economics is opportunity cost. When you piss away money you could have used it for something else useful.

It's no different when you borrow the money. And it's no different when it's in the trillions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (Gse2f)

20 The early adopters already bought their EVs, and no one else really wants them.
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This, too, was the story of the AMC Pacer. Except that the Pacer actually managed to make some money for AMC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (HnUIn)

21 That’s right, Saint Greta the Climate Puppet and her friends at “Fridays for Future Stockholm” are fed up with the exploitation of Congo and its people ”…so that the rest of the world can buy electric cars and other electronic devices.”

When she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (CsUN+)

22 Make it worse on volume.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (HWgR4)

23 Speaking of the economy . . .

Google Lays off Hundreds From “Core" Teams and Outsources Roles to India and Mexico

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You hate to see that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

24 Thinking of investing in a horse farm.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (AwYPR)

25 And with its growing glut of unsold EVs, Ford is having to radically discount new EV sales to make the excess inventory go away…which leaves the first suckers who paid full price desperately underwater on a lousy electric vehicle that they cannot trade out of.
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Not just Ford. EVs have had catastrophic depreciation. Anyone with a long-term note on an EV - and that's probably most EV owners - is stuck. For years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:07 AM (HnUIn)

26 I've noticed recent Lexus ads for hybrids. No mention of pure EVs. Sanity is returning.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:07 AM (CsUN+)

27 Apparently Stellantis, after seeing the wreckage and devastation being wrought in the car market has decided to go full steam ahead with a fully electric Wrangler as well as the electrification of the rest of their lineup.

Currently most Jeep products have a near years supply of inventory as no one is buying their overpriced garbage vehicles.

Anyone who buys a new Jeep product is out of their minds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 11:07 AM (XV/Pl)

28 When the outsourcing dam breaks at Google, it's pretty much over for them.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:07 AM (QB+5g)

29 Sure Ford loses a mere $132,000+ on each EV they manage to sell but they make it up on volume.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:07 AM (17s+e)

30 From Wiki...No doubt China has been the leading lobbying player (and politician pocket liner) in trying to force EVs on everyone...

"Battery manufacturers
The battery industry is closely related to the EV industry as batteries constitute around 1/3 of the cost of EVs[7] and around 80% of lithium-ion batteries in the world are used in EVs.[8] It is estimated to be worth around $30 billion 2021 and expected to grow to around $127 billion by 2027,[32] with demand expected to reach 3000 Gwh by 2030. Globally, manufacturing capacity is expected to increase to more than 5,500 GWh by 2030, including 3,000 GWh of capacity announced by Chinese manufacturers to date.[8]

"As of 2021, total demand of the market was 296.8 GWh, over double of the amount in 2020.[9] As of Q1 2021, LFP type battery market share reached 24.1%,[33] with Chinese manufacturers holding a near monopoly,[7] and is expected to rise further to surpass NCM type batteries in 2028.[8]"

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (exHjb)

31 Interest Payments on National Debt to Soon Be Largest Individual Federal Expenditure

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What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (L/fGl)

32 The company sold roughly 3.3% fewer all-electric vehicles [globally] than a year ago. In Europe, the decline was 24.3%.
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What does the wider European market look like? EVs are down by a huge amount. Okay. What about the rest? Are cars down across the board? Are certain segments up? That kind of decline is staggering, and requires some contextualization. "We're over EVs" might be the actual answer, but that looks like something much bigger going on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (HnUIn)

33 Meanwhile, just four days earlier, there was another fire at the same Rivian plant, this one on the assembly line.
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*sigh*

Posted by: Guy who has to reset the Days Since Last Fire board at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (wQXfi)

34 24 Thinking of investing in a horse farm.
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (AwYPR)

Buggy whip futures looking bright! Get in on the ground floor!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (HWgR4)

35 First off, congratulations to Brian Kemp for no longer being the EV industry’s biggest mark. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has set a new standard of credulity by throwing almost a billion dollars at a company that is already deep into its doom loop.
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Hey, it's only money. Money is free.
-- Government

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (HnUIn)

36 The fee for Tennessee EV owners to register their vehicle increased to $200 per year in 2024, and it’s going up to $274 per year in 2026.

$200 for registration? NH laughs at them. I'm paying +$200 for yearly registration for my 2014 Silverado half ton. I pay $50 for my 2001 Honda Sabre 1100.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

37 I think Tennessee is a right to work state, but I also suspect we're beyond pretending that sort of thing matters in the big picture unless there's some sort of specific issue that arises.

Voting bloc wise I'm certain the industry and politicians will cater to and court and flirt with and try to treat Tennessee UAW members the same as the yankee states'.

See also: Teachers / NEA union everywhere

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (IF3vp)

38 yeah, they call him skolstrejk...

Posted by: rejected ray stevens lyrics at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (v3pYe)

39 Funny. I've been talking about the inhumane, exploitative and literally toxic conditions of mining the substances needed for electric car batteries for a long time, and only now are the ostensible dedicated environmentalists and humanitarians starting to notice.

Posted by: Hypocrites and posers at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (Wc83a)

40 I think we are in the early stages of the Cubanization of the US ICE fleet.

People will be driving 2005 Colorado's, 50 years from now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (XV/Pl)

41 Saint Greta Is Not Pleased With All You Electric Car Buyers

Awwww.

Hey Greta, there's a new hmm, "leader" in Haiti you ought to meet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (llON8)

42 31 Interest Payments on National Debt to Soon Be Largest Individual Federal Expenditure

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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (L/fGl)

Money printing machines go brrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (N39Ws)

43 9 (Austrian Economists. I doubt normal Austrians talk about the business cycle.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (JMAcK)


Ask me what language they speak.

Posted by: President Barack H. Obama, Jr. at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (PiwSw)

44 In reviewing the indictment, he discovered Willis had attempted to proactively justify her jurisdiction to bring the case, which led him to question that assertion. He described a letter Willis wrote to the court as he paraphrased Willis’ argument saying that “the rest of the state, the secretary of state, and the governor, they’re all compromised” and elaborated with, “I’m the only one left standing, that can investigate this.” After examining the whole issue more thoroughly, he discovered she may not have the jurisdiction she thought she had.

Here’s where this gets very interesting: According to Kachouroff, if the court of appeals or the Georgia Supreme Court were to rule in Floyd’s favor, it would mean Willis indicted the defendants without proper jurisdiction. Not only would that cause her entire case to crumble like a house of cards, but such a ruling would also remove her immunity. This would leave her and Fulton County vulnerable to a multimillion-dollar lawsuit for violating the civil rights of each of the defendants.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (RHGPo)

45
The early adopters already bought their EVs, and no one else really wants them.


I was mildly chastised by Toyota Pious true believers with whom I was acquainted about 25 years ago for not getting on board with the latest thing that the smart set declared a "must have".

I gave 'em the stink eye and ignored their unrequested wisdom.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (xG4kz)

46 Not just Ford. EVs have had catastrophic depreciation. Anyone with a long-term note on an EV - and that's probably most EV owners - is stuck. For years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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On the bright side, that's only 25% of EV buyers since 75% of purchasers/lease holders are government or businesses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (IF3vp)

47 From Wiki...No doubt China has been the leading lobbying player (and politician pocket liner) in trying to force EVs on everyone...

Just weeks ago, there were many stories about China's EV manufacturing in Mexico, and how it would wipe out domestics. Trump even mentioned it.

Now, it looks like that was a poor investment by China. I suspect they'll convert the plant to ICEs, and that may have been the plan all along. More likely is that PRC thugs aren't especially good at investment.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (CsUN+)

48 If Greta is striking for solidarity with Congo, shouldn't she be taking the day off?

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (vFG9F)

49 *reads Buck's excellent post*

*summons energy*

*begins massive laughing spazz ala Tom Hanks in The Money Pit*

https://youtu.be/q2rVcxkbIQc

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (4I/2K)

50
WAKANDA FOREVER
- Greta

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:12 AM (IF3vp)

51 40 I think we are in the early stages of the Cubanization of the US ICE fleet.

People will be driving 2005 Colorado's, 50 years from now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (XV/Pl)

As much as I want to trade up on my motorcycle, this is why i'm keeping my 2001 Sabre. Not computer on it, carbureted and just works.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:12 AM (N39Ws)

52 Seeing as how the only job she has is protesting.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:13 AM (vFG9F)

53 Look out! Mrs. Killer Joe is pissed!

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Al Sharpton: "How do the Democrats, how do ALL of us on that side, say January 6th was wrong if you can have the same pictures going on on college campuses?!"

Mika Brzezinski: "Good Lord! Don't make a parallel to January 6th!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:13 AM (L/fGl)

54 Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has set a new standard of credulity by throwing almost a billion dollars at a company that is already deep into its doom loop.

Fatgov's family is big time pushing / funding tranny BS. If he's funding EVs too then he's getting at *least* 10% kickback.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 11:13 AM (llON8)

55
*sigh*
Posted by: Guy who has to reset the Days Since Last Fire board


Hey, at least its steady work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:13 AM (xG4kz)

56 What has an EV ever done to you to deserve such negativity?

Posted by: Sixiron at May 03, 2024 11:14 AM (c4Wfm)

57 fed up with the exploitation of Congo and its people ”…so that the rest of the world can buy electric cars and other electronic devices.

... like the one we used to take this picture and the millions used to post, store and distribute it worldwide.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 11:14 AM (OguvZ)

58 (goes to find that Bingo Bango Bongo song)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:14 AM (IF3vp)

59 The Prius is a different beast though. It's a hybrid and hybrids can make sense in a couple of perspectives.

EVs do not.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:15 AM (QB+5g)

60 They say electric cars are for fags, which is the main reason I would never own one.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at May 03, 2024 11:15 AM (Zz86T)

61 (goes to find that Bingo Bango Bongo song)
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Did they dump Irving?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:15 AM (9yWhg)

62 Carnegie and Vanderbilt had nothing on these deranged assholes. These people are fucking evil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 11:15 AM (R4t5M)

63 >>> 32 The company sold roughly 3.3% fewer all-electric vehicles [globally] than a year ago. In Europe, the decline was 24.3%.
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What does the wider European market look like? EVs are down by a huge amount. Okay. What about the rest? Are cars down across the board? Are certain segments up? That kind of decline is staggering, and requires some contextualization. "We're over EVs" might be the actual answer, but that looks like something much bigger going on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM (HnUIn)

What's that you say? People who can barely fkn feed their families aren't buying new cars at $30k starting prices?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (llON8)

64 [Twilight Zone theme]

Hulk Hogan Says He Got a Voice Message from Roddy Piper Two Days After His Death

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (L/fGl)

65 (goes to find that Bingo Bango Bongo song)
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Did they dump Irving?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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LOVE IS LOVE, H8R

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (IF3vp)

66 You want to talk about folly?

In fear of another "occupation," I suppose, my employer has placed gates across the exit points to the street from our buildings. No word yet if it is supposed to be temporary, or will remain until the end of the work day or even beyond. To leave, it appears now, I would have to walk close to a mile up and around a large block, and in the rain, to get to my car -- which is only a few yards from my office.

I've written an email to the president himself. I don't care if he likes it. This is as bad in its way as the Sniffle Scare and Face Diaper Hoax were.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (J2vNu)

67 The true goal of the government has had is elimination of personal mobility of the common man. In this endeavor they have been very successful.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (17s+e)

68 Carnegie and Vanderbilt had nothing on these deranged assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They built stuff that worked.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (9yWhg)

69 And the engineering that went into the Prius is phenomenal.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:17 AM (QB+5g)

70 A fire at the Rivian plant in Normal forced the evacuation of the plant for an hour and a half Thursday morning. The fire happened under a section of conveyor that moves vehicle chassis down the assembly line on the western side of the building, said the Normal Fire Department. Flames did not spread beyond the area, but firefighters said it took some time to ventilate smoke and do air-quality tests in the building.

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So how does the EPA account for this in terms of equivalent MPG?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you insisted they shouldn't follow their drea at May 03, 2024 11:05 AM (IF3vp)

It's a writeoff, Moron Robbie. They just write it off!

Posted by: Kramer at May 03, 2024 11:17 AM (4I/2K)

71 Driving through Georgia we saw our first Tesla Cybertruck in the wild. Such a weird looking, butt ugly "truck". Who to would buy something like that. Its not a work truck or a farm truck, its a smug truck.

Posted by: Megthered at May 03, 2024 11:17 AM (2ypaJ)

72 They say electric cars are for fags, which is the main reason I would never own one.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons


Have you met Gerolamo Barbarigo? I think you two would get along.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:17 AM (CsUN+)

73 64 [Twilight Zone theme]

Hulk Hogan Says He Got a Voice Message from Roddy Piper Two Days After His Death
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (L/fGl)


Sup Dawg, got any bubble gum?

Posted by: Transcript of Hogan's Voice Mail message at May 03, 2024 11:17 AM (PiwSw)

74 Here's an idea Ford. You have the best selling vehicle in the country, the F150. Find a way to make basic F150s that don't cost $60k by the time they get to the lot and I bet you can make up some of that money you're losing.

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (AR07F)

75 I “fill up” my EV for about $7-8 worth of electricity at home. Same fill up for a comparable ICE would be $60-70. So OK I’ll pay an extra $100 a year to register. Shit I make that up by the middle of January.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (tpjlM)

76 They say electric cars are for fags, which is the main reason I would never own one.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons

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You're not supposed to draw conclusions by looking at data showing that the vast majority of non-govt / non-corporate Tesla purchases are by childless and wealthy older white men in California.

Also love is love, h8r.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (IF3vp)

77 News informs me that a car carrier on a highway in a town near me caught on fire. It doesn't say whether the carrier itself or the cars were electric, but I expect some electric vehicles were involved. The unintentionally funny thing about all the stories on this site is that you cannot comment on them anymore. They tell us "ability to comment has been temporarily removed while we improve our service." LOL. Yeah, right. They just don't want negative comments on any left wing stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (XkYcA)

78 Driving through Georgia we saw our first Tesla Cybertruck in the wild. Such a weird looking, butt ugly "truck". Who to would buy something like that. Its not a work truck or a farm truck, its a smug truck.

Well? Something has to replace the other EVs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (CsUN+)

79 68 Carnegie and Vanderbilt had nothing on these deranged assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They built stuff that worked.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Useful stuff that advanced humanity.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:19 AM (17s+e)

80 >>> 24 Thinking of investing in a horse farm.
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (AwYPR)

There is at least one Moron(ette) who is a horse trainer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (llON8)

81 34 24 Thinking of investing in a horse farm.
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (AwYPR)

Buggy whip futures looking bright! Get in on the ground floor!


hmmm. *scribbles note* buggy whips incorporating strings of addressable leds

Posted by: rejected ray stevens lyrics at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (v3pYe)

82
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Stellantis!

[Chorus 1]
Way down below the sea of red ink
There its gonna stay, for many a day.
Way down below the sea of red ink
There its gonna stay, for many a day.
Way down below the sea of red ink
There its gonna stay, for many a day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (xG4kz)

83 Montec,

You smell something burning?

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (QB+5g)

84 200 for registration? NH laughs at them. I'm paying +$200 for yearly registration for my 2014 Silverado half ton. I pay $50 for my 2001 Honda Sabre 1100.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

OCIS, I literally just got back from northern NH Town Hall. $960 for 3 cars and a trailer.

Posted by: RI Red at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (nCaYE)

85 EVs are heavier as well, so do more road damage. Yes, they should pay up.

My new UTV is an EV ... I like the quiet and animals don't hear me coming, so I often surprise them. It is 1400 pounds, but has wide tires, which helps.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (Cus5s)

86 News informs me that a car carrier on a highway in a town near me caught on fire. It doesn't say whether the carrier itself or the cars were electric, but I expect some electric vehicles were involved.

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You can tell it was EV's when they don't make a big deal about it being ICE cars that constantly catch on fire while being towed, too.

The omission is often key to understanding what is actually happening in American news reports.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:21 AM (IF3vp)

87 Carnegie and Vanderbilt had nothing on these deranged assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They built stuff that worked.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
—-

Useful stuff that advanced humanity.


I have blood on my hands!
*breaks into tears*

Posted by: J. Robert Oppenheimer at May 03, 2024 11:21 AM (CsUN+)

88 The Cubanization of ICE vehicles is becoming more noticeable in Houston. I'm seeing more and more Frankenstein and/or Zombie cars every week.

Many with the ubiquitous paper tags.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 11:21 AM (4I/2K)

89 61 (goes to find that Bingo Bango Bongo song)
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Did they dump Irving?


the 142nd fasted gun in the west?

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 11:22 AM (v3pYe)

90 The omission is often key to understanding what is actually happening in American news reports.

They learned from the best at Pravda.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:22 AM (CsUN+)

91 The omission is often key to understanding what is actually happening in American news reports.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:21 AM (IF3vp)

1000% true...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:22 AM (exHjb)

92 >>> 56 ==
Posted by: Sixiron at May 03, 2024 11:14 AM (c4Wfm)

I'm not positive if this is a sock or a troll.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 11:22 AM (llON8)

93 A few weeks ago it was announced that Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp’s (R) $1.5 billion taxpayer-subsidized boondoggle east of Atlanta was indefinitely suspended by Rivian.
____

A fool and his money are soon parted

An elected fool with your money is also soon parted, but at least that fool gets to keep his 10%

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (2FaHc)

94 $200 for registration? NH laughs at them. I'm paying +$200 for yearly registration for my 2014 Silverado half ton. I pay $50 for my 2001 Honda Sabre 1100.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:09 AM (N39Ws)
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It's all about proportion. As Buck pointed out, apparently gas cars in TN have a $32 registration fee, which is hilariously cheap.

So the EV registration cost of $274 is 8.5x greater, which is a lot. The stated reason is to offset losses in fuel taxes, which is how the roads are funded. Well, let's test the verity of that.

The Tennessee gas tax per the state's website is 27.4 cents per gallon. Also per the website, the federal gas tax is 18.4 cents, and the states receives about 90% of that through federal highway funding. That implies a total state revenue of 43.96 cents per gallon of gasoline sold. The registration cost difference between EVs and gas cars is $242, which implies that it is offsetting 550.5 gallons of gasoline sold, which is around 40 tanks of gas at 14 gallons each (a "fill-up" of a car with a 16-gallon tank), which implies a fill-up every 0.75 weeks.

That seems reasonable from the standpoint of policy averages, assuming a commute.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (HnUIn)

95 I thought Greta already did her "skolstrejk" - but what about your smartphone with camera, little one? I'll bet you and all of your little skolstrejking friends have one.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (w6EFb)

96 75 I “fill up” my EV for about $7-8 worth of electricity at home. Same fill up for a comparable ICE would be $60-70. So OK I’ll pay an extra $100 a year to register. Shit I make that up by the middle of January.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (tpjlM)

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Is that fill up for comparable range? Have you factored in cost of ownership with depreciation, insurance, maintenance, battery replacement,…

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (17s+e)

97 >>> 88 The Cubanization of ICE vehicles is becoming more noticeable in Houston. I'm seeing more and more Frankenstein and/or Zombie cars every week.

Many with the ubiquitous paper tags.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 11:21 AM (4I/2K)

Why are you hating on undocumented people driving undocumented cars?

Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (llON8)

98 > My new UTV is an EV ... I like the quiet and animals don't hear me coming, so I often surprise them. It is 1400 pounds, but has wide tires, which helps.
____________

I've been thinking about one for the property here. Not for hunting but for light duty around the place.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (Q4IgG)

99 A fool and his money are soon parted

An elected fool with your money is also soon parted, but at least that fool gets to keep his 10%
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (2FaHc)
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Ouch.

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (HnUIn)

100 Montec,

You smell something burning?
Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (QB+5g)

There are several million EVs in the Us right now. The way some peeps here act you’d think there are millions of house fires happening all across the land from them. It’s such a weird reason to hate them.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (tpjlM)

101 One thing you can say about tulip mania is that tulips at least won't burn the factory down as they are easily extingushed, even in bulb form.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (ZdK8Y)

102 Saw a article this week a Fisker got side hit, guessing the passage side doors were damaged. The EV was totalled because parts are not available.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (lKTQz)

103 Their actual intention is to ban private vehicles entirely (except for the Ruling Class, of course), but they will pretend that you can use EVs until they ban gas-powered vehicles, and then they'll ban EVs.

Same playbook they did with electrical power plants - using natural gas was great, until they shut down most of the coal plants, and now they want to ban natural gas.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron, Soon To Be Vaporized! at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (uxCna)

104 84
OCIS, I literally just got back from northern NH Town Hall. $960 for 3 cars and a trailer.
Posted by: RI Red at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (nCaYE)

Get your property tax bill yet? Got mine yesterday.
$6046 for Jul-Dec. This hasn't factored in the new work done on the house last year, nor that the property directly behind me has been converted to conservation land.
For the last few years my property tax bill is more than my mortgage payments for the same period of time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:25 AM (N39Ws)

105 Thank you Buck! I love stories with a happy ending!

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2024 11:27 AM (8uzBS)

106 How many miles on that charge Montec? My 2017 Focus will go about 100 miles for about $7.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:27 AM (vFG9F)

107
A few weeks ago it was announced that Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp’s (R) $1.5 billion taxpayer-subsidized boondoggle east of Atlanta was indefinitely suspended by Rivian.


Recover the property under eminent domain and announce that Georgia is going to build a second, bigger and better cop-land facility there. Rock the protesters' worlds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:27 AM (xG4kz)

108 > I “fill up” my EV for about $7-8 worth of electricity at home. Same fill up for a comparable ICE would be $60-70.
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What make/model of EV do you "fill up" and what is the comparable ICE you're using to equate?

I'm not questioning the $ you spend to "fill up" but I'd like to know what specifically you have and what you're comparing it to.

I haven't had a $60-70 dollar fill-up since last year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 11:27 AM (Q4IgG)

109 And it cost $11,000 brand new in 2017.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:28 AM (vFG9F)

110 People laugh at EVs burning houses and factories down and sinking ships for the same reason they laugh at Lucas / British crap. It's funny and easy to make fun of.

Might as well embrace it like the British car lovers do and joke about it instead of hoping to change people's attitude, because the latter won't happen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:28 AM (IF3vp)

111 This has been growing for weeks on DU (along with "Trump is the demented one"). It's reached the point I need to share it here:

So everybody Know TFG wears Diapers? He can't hide his Stinky Smell or his Necessity to wear Diapers. No you can't make this shit up. https://tinyurl.com/mr378s6h

Did you see this tonight: He is now and forever will be called "Von Schitzenpants". Todd Blanche, the Trump attorney, is reading a post that Michael Cohen made on Twitter, refers to Trump as Von Schitzenpants...now it is in the official trial transcripts.

it was hilarious and the whole panel was cracking up as Tapper read it on CNN tonight. Von Schitzenpants must be hurling a lot of ketchup bottles tonight. (another Lefty favorite for Trump based on anonymous reports)

A former staffer on The Apprentice, claimed in a video that Donald Trump's incontinence and foul odor was an issue.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 11:28 AM (JCZqz)

112 104 84
OCIS, I literally just got back from northern NH Town Hall. $960 for 3 cars and a trailer.
Posted by: RI Red at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (nCaYE)

If you don't have an EV, move to VA - registration is something like $37/year...but then you pay a car tax on value. If your car has little value, you pay little tax.

Hard to do in a $70K EV...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:29 AM (exHjb)

113 "I’m kind of agnostic about this. If VW were a well-run company, I’d be concerned about the potential harm that this could cause. But if VW were a well-run company, the employees probably wouldn’t be unionizing."

There is that. I am no fan of unions either but if companies stopped shitting on their employees while giving their executives multi-million-dollar bonuses for running their businesses into the ground, the ground for unionization would be far less fertile.

Posted by: Just saying at May 03, 2024 11:29 AM (Wc83a)

114 Is that fill up for comparable range? Have you factored in cost of ownership with depreciation, insurance, maintenance, battery replacement,…
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:23 AM (17s+e)

It’s a lease so no depreciation worries. And because EVs are selling poorly leasing them right now is crazy cheap. Which is why I got one in the first place. Didn’t need one just got it because it’s so damn cheap.

cost of ownership. There is none. Maintenance is included from the manufacturer for the duration of my lease and it’s under warranty. So no repair costs. Worst case scenario I may have to replace the tires.

And yes comparable range. Battery range is about 275 miles. A tank of 15 gallons which is my $60-70 amount at 20 mpg gets 300 miles. 20 mpg is what a comparable IC version of my EV would get.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:29 AM (tpjlM)

115 Noem is a shameless liar and dumpster fire.

A vile POS that should be removed from office.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at May 03, 2024 11:29 AM (7V8BR)

116 Once the system breaks, there's not room for *any* of this virtue-signaling nonsense because it will result in death

Excellent! You worthless peasants deserve death.

Posted by: WEF aka Your Betters at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (yOPBE)

117 My 2017 Focus will go about 100 miles for about $7.
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And then can keep going with almost zero concern of where you are or where you're going.

Which turns out to be much, much more important for the vast majority of people than "I can go 200 miles for $7"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (IF3vp)

118 Good horses are costly and people don't want to eat them when working days are over. I'm investing in oxen and ox-carts. No Yoke!

Posted by: Cattle Futures at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (V5BDR)

119 One thing you can say about tulip mania is that tulips at least won't burn the factory down as they are easily extingushed, even in bulb form.

Also, bulbs are very rarely involved in mass shootings.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (CsUN+)

120 Another great sales point of EVs is that the batteries quickly become obsolete and unattainable. Makes an EV a very expensive paper weight or anchor when you can’t get a battery because they quit making them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (17s+e)

121 Wait until Elon tells them the only reason he started Tesla is because you can't run an ICE on Mars. The enviro angle was all for the subsidy, so thanks for picking up the check!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (z+89e)

122 VW seems like an afterthought these days.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (rJ48h)

123 >>> 116
==
Excellent! You worthless peasants deserve death.
Posted by: WEF aka Your Betters at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (yOPBE)

I don't think you quite understand.

Posted by: Romanian Christmas at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (llON8)

124 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (CsUN+)

125 106 How many miles on that charge Montec? My 2017 Focus will go about 100 miles for about $7.
Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:27 AM (vFG9F)

275 miles on a full charge.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (tpjlM)

126 Good horses are costly and people don't want to eat them when working days are over. I'm investing in oxen and ox-carts. No Yoke!
Posted by: Cattle Futures at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (V5BDR)

How'd people get around before horses?

Cars.

Posted by: Welcome to Soviet America at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (Wc83a)

127 120 Another great sales point of EVs is that the batteries quickly become obsolete and unattainable. Makes an EV a very expensive paper weight or anchor when you can’t get a battery because they quit making them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (17s+e)

This is why I posted the stuff about batteries and China having a near monopoly. There's no doubt in my mind that China used its money to pay everyone to push EVs the last decade. They had SO much to gain economically and militarily (if we switch to EV garbage defensively and they control the entire battery supply, they become the world power)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (exHjb)

128 2017 Focus was $10,999 brand new. 5 speed. Gets 38-40 mpg, will go 450 miles on a tank. Has 120K miles on it now with zero problems. They can't make that car anymore.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (vFG9F)

129 Montec, then leading is a good deal. Buying is not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (17s+e)

130 In the next 5 years we're getting mandatory auto braking plus mandatory kill switches. One more reason to hold onto your current vehicles until they round us all up for the camps.

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (AR07F)

131 I "fill up" my EV for about $7-8 worth of electricity at home. Same fill up for a comparable ICE would be $60-70. So OK I’ll pay an extra $100 a year to register. Shit I make that up by the middle of January.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM


How's it going Joe Xi? When are you going to clock in? I've been working double shifts since you "left".

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (yOPBE)

132 Good horses are costly and people don't want to eat them when working days are over.

Posted by: Cattle Futures at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (V5BDR)

Sez who?

Posted by: Frenchies at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (AwYPR)

133 Hey at least Rivian uses *vegan* leather in their trucks.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (QNSds)

134 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (CsUN+)

Lots of competition from other providers. And with converters Teslas can use non Tesla chargers. And mainly because most people charge at home anyway. The Tesla chargers around me are always empty. Why pay 3-4X as much vs what electricity costs at home?

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (tpjlM)

135 "275 miles on a full charge.
Posted by: Montec "

That's pretty good. Will you have that car in 5 years?

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (vFG9F)

136 120 Another great sales point of EVs is that the batteries quickly become obsolete and unattainable. Makes an EV a very expensive paper weight or anchor when you can’t get a battery because they quit making them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:30 AM (17s+e)

Excellent point. I can go 400 miles in my 2014 Silverado on a tank of gas. Could the day I bought it, can today - 10 years later. Can a 10yr old EV do that with the same batteries it had when it was new?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (N39Ws)

137 I think we are in the early stages of the Cubanization of the US ICE fleet.

People will be driving 2005 Colorado's, 50 years from now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


2007 Ford Ranger still going strong with 193,000 miles on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (nFo4U)

138 Some people are slow learners, but the Horde seems well above average. I bet the lions share of the commentariat scrolls right past Montec comments in a Buck EV thread.

Posted by: I Know I Do at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (V5BDR)

139 124 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (CsUN+)

If I was a betting person...

B/c it screws the left entirely and shows the entire Biden gov that they screw with him, he can easily screw with them...b/c he was the monopoly here now for the charging network (so many EV manufacturers had bought in to making their cars work now with his network)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (exHjb)

140 2017 Focus was $10,999 brand new. 5 speed. Gets 38-40 mpg, will go 450 miles on a tank.

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Well sure, but if you don't get rid of that and buy a new $60K car that only costs $7 to travel 200 miles at 45mph or less then you're losing money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (IF3vp)

141 Montec, then leading is a good deal. Buying is not.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (17s+e)

100% agree. Buying an EV today is a stupid move. They will depreciate like crazy over the next couple of years.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM (tpjlM)

142 Therefore, we must now put the E.V. advocates on the defensive, making them fear they might lose their precious vehicles as a consequence of their attempted I.C.E. ban. They came after us and we repelled their first assault, but simply repelling an adversary’s attack only sets the stage for their next assault. They must suffer a loss, and they must put all their energy into not suffering any more losses, to ensure that they don’t get the opportunity to come after our gasoline-powered cars again.

Not sure how we accomplish this. The I.C.E. ban and EV push is coming from the WEF. And has been implemented by the Deep State through the EPA regulations (and fines and sales bans for not meeting targets).

President Trump put a hold on the impossible increasing targets from January 2017 to January 2021. And also put in place America-First policies for American jobs. But the stolen election eliminated all that. And the I.C.E. ban and EV push was back full speed ahead.

Without changing the EPA regulations, there will be no change in the EV push.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (P5BPp)

143 Some people are slow learners, but the Horde seems well above average. I bet the lions share of the commentariat scrolls right past Montec Joe Xiden comments in a Buck EV thread.
Posted by: I Know I Do at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM


FIFY

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (yOPBE)

144 There's also a giant Hyundai EV plant being built out from inland of Savannah. With a lot of the accompanying battery, wire harness, etc.. industries being built nearby. Lots of eggs being put in that basket.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (Y6IkP)

145 Hey at least Rivian uses *vegan* leather in their trucks.

Do they slaughter the vegans or wait until they die of old age? If the latter, how do they get the wrinkles out? Stretching, steaming?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (dZVON)

146
That's pretty good. Will you have that car in 5 years?
Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:33 AM (vFG9F)

Nope. I have 20 months left on my lease.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (tpjlM)

147 Congo, poor Congo, when hasn't it been exploited. Remember Cubans backed by the Russians? Bet historians know older instances.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:36 AM (lCWOD)

148 130 In the next 5 years we're getting mandatory auto braking plus mandatory kill switches. One more reason to hold onto your current vehicles until they round us all up for the camps.
Posted by: brak at May 03, 2024 11:32 AM (AR07F)

Mandatory kill switches will require some type of cellular connection. I'd presume something similar to OnStar? On many chevy vehicles, you can remove the cellular modem card. No cellular modem, no way for the overlords to contact your vehicle. Worst side effect I've read is that the compass no longer works on the digital display.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2024 11:36 AM (N39Ws)

149 It’s not just Americans who are rejecting EVs, Europe is too, with a glut of unsold electric vehicles piling up.

The most orgasmically amusing thing about all this is contemplating the staggering amount of the dreaded carbon released into the environment to acquire and process the raw materials, produce the vehicles, and ship them to a location where they will rot until still more carbon is used to "reclaim" that which can be reclaimed and discard the rest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 11:36 AM (U7wke)

150 2001 Ram 2500 diesel hasn't turned over200 000 yet
. It will last longer than I will.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 11:36 AM (mKjJV)

151 149 It’s not just Americans who are rejecting EVs, Europe is too, with a glut of unsold electric vehicles piling up.

The most orgasmically amusing thing about all this is contemplating the staggering amount of the dreaded carbon released into the environment to acquire and process the raw materials, produce the vehicles, and ship them to a location where they will rot until still more carbon is used to "reclaim" that which can be reclaimed and discard the rest.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 11:36 AM (U7wke)

It is an environmental disaster...which will surely get trillions of worldwide government funds to mitigate. The boondoggle always continues...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:37 AM (exHjb)

152 It’s a lease so no depreciation worries. And because EVs are selling poorly leasing them right now is crazy cheap. ...
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:29 AM (tpjlM)
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Out of curiosity, let me know how that shifts when your lease is up and you trade it in. The primary cost component in a lease is depreciation. The leasing company makes a bet at the start about what depreciation will (based on historical data, of course, but nonetheless a bet) and prices the lease accordingly, plus more for various other things. Expected depreciation is the starting point.

With resale in the trash, a lot of leasing companies (or the manufacturers) are probably going to be booking losses at the end of the transaction when the wholesale price for the returned assets is much, much smaller than expected when the leasing company sells it off. That will have consequences on lease pricing once the glut clears (which will probably take a year or to shake out). I suspect that the cheap leases right now are because that loss is better than sitting on the expensive inventory and getting nothing for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:38 AM (HnUIn)

153 145 Hey at least Rivian uses *vegan* leather in their trucks.

Do they slaughter the vegans or wait until they die of old age? If the latter, how do they get the wrinkles out? Stretching, steaming?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 03, 2024 11:35 AM (dZVON)

They can't use the brains for tanning, we know that much.

Posted by: Because vegans at May 03, 2024 11:38 AM (Wc83a)

154 "Well sure, but if you don't get rid of that and buy a new $60K car that only costs $7 to travel 200 miles at 45mph or less then you're losing money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

I don't buy expensive cars but I bet I have more fun with cars than most folks. Yall can have your EVs. I'm happy with your old petrol burners.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:38 AM (vFG9F)

155 I wonder how many EVs are in Pritzker's garage at home?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 11:38 AM (W/lyH)

156 Out of curiosity, let me know how that shifts when your lease is up and you trade it in. The primary cost component in a lease is depreciation. The leasing company makes a bet at the start about what depreciation will (based on historical data, of course, but nonetheless a bet) and prices the lease accordingly, plus more for various other things. Expected depreciation is the starting point.

With resale in the trash, a lot of leasing companies (or the manufacturers) are probably going to be booking losses at the end of the transaction when the wholesale price for the returned assets is much, much smaller than expected when the leasing company sells it off. That will have consequences on lease pricing once the glut clears (which will probably take a year or to shake out). I suspect that the cheap leases right now are because that loss is better than sitting on the expensive inventory and getting nothing for it.


Exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:39 AM (CsUN+)

157 Farley cannot serve two masters. He has to choose between either his communist idols in Davos or the actual consumers visiting Ford dealerships. He really only has one choice. If he continues to pursue the communist/Davos/EV route, Ford will be out of business very shortly.

There is no choice to make for Farley and any other US automaker until the EPA regulations are changed. As they are currently, I.C.E. vehicles cannot meet the ridiculous fuel economy and CO2 emission targets. That was done deliberately.

The only way automakers can change course back to I.C.E. vehicles is if the EPA regulations are scrapped. That will never happen with the Deep State in charge of this country.

Remember that the goal of the WEF is not to convert 100% I.C.E. vehicle ownership to 100% EV ownership. The goal of the WEF is "you will own nothing and you will be happy". And 15-minute cities where automobile ownership is not necessary.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 11:39 AM (P5BPp)

158 2007 Ford Ranger still going strong with 193,000 miles on it.
Posted by: rickb223
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I miss my 1994 Ranger. Drove it for 7 years and bawled like a baby when I had to trade it in. I loved that truck.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 11:39 AM (wQXfi)

159 VW's social media online username in Italy:

volkswagenitalia

Posted by: Ciampino - not a red herring at May 03, 2024 11:40 AM (qfLjt)

160 With resale in the trash, a lot of leasing companies (or the manufacturers) are probably going to be booking losses at the end of the transaction when the wholesale price for the returned assets is much, much smaller than expected when the leasing company sells it off. That will have consequences on lease pricing once the glut clears (which will probably take a year or to shake out). I suspect that the cheap leases right now are because that loss is better than sitting on the expensive inventory and getting nothing for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:38 AM (HnUIn)

Or they are gonna be looking at any way to charge the leaseholder at turn in - I'm sure "damage" and "mileage" and anything else they can come up with from the original leasing contract will be a big thing...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:40 AM (exHjb)

161 I doubt normal Austrians talk about the business cycle.

Don't they mostly talk about poo and invading Czechoslovakia?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 11:40 AM (U7wke)

162 Mandatory kill switches will require some type of cellular connection. I'd presume something similar to OnStar? On many chevy vehicles, you can remove the cellular modem card. No cellular modem, no way for the overlords to contact your vehicle. Worst side effect I've read is that the compass no longer works on the digital display.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
—-

Simple solve of making the car quit working without a signal from central government every few seconds. Or could make removing critical hardware disable car.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:40 AM (17s+e)

163 I don’t give a fuck about the environmental issues with EVs. I like that they’re sports cars and cost practically nothing to operate (when leasing). I have a large-ish SUV that does 0-60 in under 4 seconds. And if I want to pass someone on the highway accelerating from 70 to 90 is in the blink of an eye. No lag whatsoever. That instant torque alone is a reason to drive one.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:42 AM (tpjlM)

164 Simple solve of making the car quit working without a signal from central government every few seconds. Or could make removing critical hardware disable car.

That could be true of new cars, but would only make everyone hang on to their old ones, killing the car companies.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:42 AM (CsUN+)

165 Mandatory kill switches will require some type of cellular connection

Just a radio receiver would work. A coded radio signal that has the VIN and kill code in it and a corresponding chip on the car that decodes that and kills if it matches. Transmitter could be a cop or though the many license plate readers out there.

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at May 03, 2024 11:42 AM (yOPBE)

166 Greta will be happy if you live in cave and eat bugs. Maybe.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2024 11:42 AM (JojsZ)

167 Greta Inbred Thundercunt doesn't care about the environment. She just wants to destroy society so we can go back to the stone age.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (xcxpd)

168 Out of curiosity, let me know how that shifts when your lease is up and you trade it in.

//

There’s no trading in with a lease. That’s the point of one. At the end of it I take it to the dealer hand in the keys and walk away.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (tpjlM)

169 Ford is adding a third crew at Michigan Assembly

Arriving late; did anyone notice Ford EV employees are moving to 3rd shift.
They were working days and now they're working nights, from personal nursing experience: that sucks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (w1jP6)

170 "I have 20 months left on my lease.
Posted by: Montec"

That's fine. You've probably been in that cycle for a while. I'm allergic to leases myself.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (vFG9F)

171 So-called "vegan leather" is actually, usually, a pretty nice product. If made well - and much of it is - it feels nice and wears fairly well. The way it's made is super cool, too. Some is made from cork or cactus, but the stuff anyone would actually really want is made from mycelium, which is a fungus (sometimes called "mushroom leather").

It is *not* as good as genuine leather. It is not itself a bad product, but it is not as good the real thing, especially in terms of long-term wear. But there are a lot of things - phone cases or shoes (not boots - you need full toughness for boots), for example - where it's a very good material. The upside to it is that is "quite nice" and can be made for less than half the cost of real leather.

What pisses me off about "vegan leather" is that it's often more expensive than genuine leather. The profit margins on the stuff must be ludicrous. It *should* be taking the market by storm by being a quite good product at a markedly lower price and dominating the mid tier - but it isn't, because that virtual signal carries a tremendous premium.

Feh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:44 AM (HnUIn)

172 167 Greta Inbred Thundercunt doesn't care about the environment. She just wants to destroy society so we can go back to the stone age.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (xcxpd)

She (and her parents) never cared about the environment - they just like being paid...a lot...to seem like they do...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:44 AM (exHjb)

173 Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:42 AM (tpjlM)

Whoo, Hoo. You beat some going 70 by passing him going 90 miles an hour, so you could get11 minute ahead. Big win!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (XkYcA)

174 161 I doubt normal Austrians talk about the business cycle.

Don't they mostly talk about poo and invading Czechoslovakia?


and dancing in corridors or something like that.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (v3pYe)

175 I imagine Ace will cover this, but dayum.

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Just Destroyed Bragg’s Case Against Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjevk9fa

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)

176 I posted this in previous thread, but it is more applicable here:

Stellantis hires engineers in Brazil, India for $53,000 a year to save costs

https://bit.ly/3UrUes5

Stellantis is currently among the more aggressive and now aims to have roughly two-thirds of the company’s engineers in lower-cost countries over the longer term, said the people, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

The push has in some instances caused problems during development, for example in the steering system of the “Smart Car” platform originally developed by India’s Tata Consulting Services, according to the people.

Dozens of French and Italian engineers had to be flown in to work on fixes, the people said.

A lack of engineering resources also is creating production launch problems at the company’s truck plant in Sterling Heights, Mich., according to Mike Spencer, president of UAW Local 1700.

More cuts are planned in the coming months. A source with knowledge of the situation recently told Automotive News that Stellantis is making cuts gradually in order to skirt a U.S. layoff disclosure law, known as the WARN Act.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (P5BPp)

177 Cummins has production plants in several states and continents, but the engines you’ll find in the American-built cars are generally built domestically in Columbus, Indiana. ...

Cummins has 4 manufacturing plants in Mexico: 1 in Juarez, Chihuahua, and 3 in San Luis Potosi.

What brands use Cummins?
The Cummins engine is most commonly found in Dodge Rams, mainly the Ram 2500 and Ram 3500 pickup trucks, as well as Ram 3500, Ram 4500, and Ram 5500 chassis cabs. It has also ... some Ford and Chevy trucks, ... big rigs and buses:

The Kenworth T660, T680, T800, T880, W900 and C500
The Peterbilt 389, 579, 587
The Freightliner Cascadia, Coronado, and 122SD
The International ProStar, 9900i, LoneStar, PayStar, and HX
Are Cummins engines made in China?
Yes, Cummins engines are also built in China, where the company has 5 factories:

Dongfeng Cummins
Chongqing Cummins
Xi’an Cummins
Beijing Foton Cummins
Guangxi Cummins
that shouldn’t necessarily worry you that Ram or any other US company is using Cummins engines built in China. Cummins needed those factories to support the Chinese market, which made up 40% of their engine sales in 2019.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (lCWOD)

178 2001 Ram 2500 diesel hasn't turned over200 000 yet
. It will last longer than I will.
Posted by: Ben Had
—-

Had to sell my 85 F150 and looking at a late 90s 2500 Ram diesel 2nd gen. What’s bad about them other than the dash breaking? Thanking in advance

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (17s+e)

179 173-Make that "1 minute" ahead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (XkYcA)

180 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:31 AM (CsUN+)

If I was a betting person...

B/c it screws the left entirely and shows the entire Biden gov that they screw with him, he can easily screw with them...b/c he was the monopoly here now for the charging network (so many EV manufacturers had bought in to making their cars work now with his network)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:34 AM


It's pretty simple actually, Tesla and other EV car manufacturers bet on the US government forcing all Americans to buy EV's within a decade or so and they wanted a piece of the action. Now that that plan has collapsed and EV sales are tanking they are reducing their expenses.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (QNSds)

181 "2007 Ford Ranger still going strong with 193,000 miles on it.
Posted by: rickb223"

I would buy one of those if I could find a good deal on one. There are no good deals on one. Everybody wants to hold on to them.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:46 AM (vFG9F)

182 Three factors making the leases cheap. One is heavy incentives. We’re talking as high as $20k for some models. Plus the $7500 fed credit.

Second is inflated residual values. They’re going to take a brutal beating in 2-3 years but for now it’s not a loss.

And third is low interest rate. My lease was 2.87%

Put all three together and a $60k car can be leased for $250/mo with nothing down. A $90k car for $400/mo. It’s Christmas if you want one. Practically giving them away .

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:46 AM (tpjlM)

183 They're not sports cars. Sports cars don't weigh 5000 pounds.

Even then most trucks don't weigh 5000 pounds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (IF3vp)

184 All this news make me laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (okSsH)

185 It's pretty simple actually, Tesla and other EV car manufacturers bet on the US government forcing all Americans to buy EV's within a decade or so and they wanted a piece of the action. Now that that plan has collapsed and EV sales are tanking they are reducing their expenses.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (QNSds)

But, if Fed Gov were nice to Musk, he might have decided to loss lead "for the good of mankind". But they aren't, so he isn't...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (exHjb)

186 This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:
http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)

187 So-called "vegan leather" is actually, usually, a pretty nice product. If made well - and much of it is - it feels nice and wears fairly well. The way it's made is super cool, too. Some is made from cork or cactus, but the stuff anyone would actually really want is made from mycelium, which is a fungus (sometimes called "mushroom leather").
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"cactus leather" or "fungus leather" actually sounds more appealing than "vegan leather"

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 11:48 AM (wQXfi)

188 Whoo, Hoo. You beat some going 70 by passing him going 90 miles an hour, so you could get11 minute ahead. Big win!/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (XkYcA)

lol what? You never have to pass someone quickly? I guess you never drive on 2 lane roads.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:48 AM (tpjlM)

189 "cactus leather" or "fungus leather" actually sounds more appealing than "vegan leather"
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 11:48 AM (wQXfi)
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I agree.

But then they couldn't charge twice as much for the virtue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:48 AM (HnUIn)

190 but the stuff anyone would actually really want is made from mycelium, which is a fungus (sometimes called "mushroom leather").

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:44 AM (HnUIn)

So you're saying for sporadic uses it's fine?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (z+89e)

191 Find a way to make basic F150s that don't cost $60k by the time they get to the lot...

I suspect that would require getting rid of the union workforce AND overthrowing the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (U7wke)

192 This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:

Somewhere, an aspirin bottle is missing its cotton.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (CsUN+)

193 Tesla Model X Is Too Heavy to Drive Legally on Brooklyn Bridge

https://tinyurl.com/22m8mkak

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hahahaha

"sports car"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (IF3vp)

194 "This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:
http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz"

Where's the car?

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (vFG9F)

195 I think Ford is trying to get out of EV's as politically correct as possible. The general corporate subtext today is: #1 Do not upset Joey B., #2 Take as much advantage of government stupidity as possible, caveat #1.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (lCWOD)

196 http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)

I see she's already dressed to see the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (1Yy3c)

197 I don't give a shit whether you like EVs, hate EVs, buy EVs, or wouldn't be caught dead in an EV.

But let the market decide. If EVs really are as good as their fans say, then they should be flying off dealer lots without taxpayers having to subsidize them and without regulators basically forcing them on the market.

I wouldn't be caught dead in an EV. But based on the taxes I pay, I've probably bought a few already and didn't even know it. Where are the subsidies for the cars I like? Why am I paying 100% of my lease?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

198
Has Moo Moo returned?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (xG4kz)

199 Find a way to make basic F150s that don't cost $60k by the time they get to the lot...



They exist. A base f150 is $45k

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (tpjlM)

200 Has Moo Moo returned?

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Not returned. Never left.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (IF3vp)

201 Stellantis is making cuts gradually in order to skirt a U.S. layoff disclosure law, known as the WARN Act.

We
All
Really
(k)New they were going to screw us.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (nFo4U)

202 It’s not just Americans who are rejecting EVs, Europe is too, with a glut of unsold electric vehicles piling up.

And this is not a problem for the WEF and each western nation's Deep State. They are not interested in people of the world owning EVs. The goal is no one owning vehicles at all.

Step 1 is to ban ICE vehicles and only offer EVs. Step 2 is people reject buying EVs. Step 3 is eventually everyone's ICE vehicle they kept will break down and they will no longer have a way of travel.

Exactly what the WEF wants for every western nation.

The automaker CEOs are in on this. They are getting their golden parachutes and probably paid off by the WEF to make sure they drive the worldwide auto industry into the ground.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (P5BPp)

203 197 I don't give a shit whether you like EVs, hate EVs, buy EVs, or wouldn't be caught dead in an EV.

But let the market decide.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

Amen - stop having the middle class subsidize the rich's hobbies...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (exHjb)

204 oh and good job, Buck

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (xcxpd)

205 Step 1 is to ban ICE vehicles and only offer EVs. Step 2 is people reject buying EVs. Step 3 is eventually everyone's ICE vehicle they kept will break down and they will no longer have a way of travel.

-

Add 15 minute cities to the mix and it's easy to see their way forward.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (IF3vp)

206 This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:
http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)

I'd take her for a ride in my 2001 F-150 with 235k miles. Find some bumpy roads. Easy to do in Houston.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 11:51 AM (4I/2K)

207 If EVs really are as good as their fans say, then they should be flying off dealer lots without taxpayers having to subsidize them and without regulators basically forcing them on the market.



They’re good because the subsidies make them cheap. It’s a catch 22

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (tpjlM)

208 I suspect that would require getting rid of the union workforce AND overthrowing the government.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (U7wke)
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It would require a market change.

Pickup trucks have become family cars. They're loaded with features that a *truck* as such probably doesn't need, but that people want in their family haulers.

The market for simple standard-cab, long-bed pickup trucks with basic transmissions (auto or manual) and air conditioning but little else is pretty small. You can get one by going through fleet sales, but unless you're buying in quantity the price is still going to be pretty high.

I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (HnUIn)

209 Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:48 AM (tpjlM)

LOL. Actually, I never drive. I just teletransport.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (XkYcA)

210 I bought a gas guzzling truck a few weeks ago. I'm contributing to the betterment of the planet.

I feel really good about myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (dGCAG)

211 I imagine Ace will cover this, but dayum.

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Just Destroyed Bragg’s Case Against Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjevk9fa
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)

Doesn't matter...a conviction doesn't matter...the objective is just to keep him in court.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (AwYPR)

212 One of TDOT's main sources of revenue comes from Tennessee's gas tax, but with more drivers choosing electric vehicles and using charging stations, TDOT is not seeing as much money from it anymore.

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The gas tax is supposed to pay for road maintenance. OK, I know, only 40% of the gas taxes nationally go to road maintenance, and the rest goes to inner city bus subsidies and high speed rail that doesn't get built, but still.

EV weigh on average twice what ICE vehicles do. Guess how that impacts the roads that need maintenance. Heavy vehicles are normally designed with additional tires to distribute that load, and EV do not. They are damaging the roads and not paying a dime for it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (lTGtQ)

213 43 9 (Austrian Economists. I doubt normal Austrians talk about the business cycle.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (JMAcK)

Ask me what language they speak.

Posted by: President Barack H. Obama, Jr. at May 03, 2024 11:10 AM (PiwSw)
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Australian, right mate?

Posted by: Ciampino - Esperanto? at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (qfLjt)

214 207 If EVs really are as good as their fans say, then they should be flying off dealer lots without taxpayers having to subsidize them and without regulators basically forcing them on the market.



They’re good because the subsidies make them cheap. It’s a catch 22
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (tpjlM)

Then, they are bad...and should be allowed to die off...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (exHjb)

215 They can't sell EVs *with* subsidies. Imagine how bad things would be without them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (IF3vp)

216 At Insty: Columbia Law says it has no plans to cancel exams. Is sanity returning?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (CsUN+)

217 Take an EV for a test drive. You might change your mind.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (tpjlM)

218 Somewhere, an aspirin bottle is missing its cotton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (CsUN+)
++++
I don't get it.

I'm not doing the meme thing, I actually don't get it.

Maybe Big Ben will come out of retirement to explain it to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (HnUIn)

219 This isn't about making people drive EV's, it's about not letting people drive at all...

Posted by: Newcomers at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (Akjoo)

220 Jukin, this truck is a six speed manual and I did have to replace the clutch this year. I can haul a 30 ft, 5 horse trailer with no problem. I have not had to do a valve yet either.


Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 11:54 AM (mKjJV)

221 FoMoCo's 5yr chart looks level except for the spike in early '22.

Why no mention of GM and it's giant suck up to Sam?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:54 AM (lCWOD)

222 What make/model of EV do you "fill up" and what is the comparable ICE you're using to equate? I'm not questioning the $ you spend to "fill up" but I'd like to know what specifically you have and what you're comparing it to.

I haven't had a $60-70 dollar fill-up since last year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

My wife drive a Chevy Bolt EV. It averages around 3.7 miles per KW. It actually charges mostly during the day, so it's done through our rough solar panels, which pay us $0.11 per KW of excess energy uploaded? So I figure it's about $.03/mile.

My former Prius (and now, Hyundai Ioniq) hybrid gets about 40mpg. At around $3 gallon, that's $0.075/mile, or 2.5 more? My wife's previous car, an older Honda minivan, got much worse.

So, the amount of savings on fueling vary tremendously based on ICE vehicle used to compare, and fuel costs. Long term...I have no idea, although the ICE will certainly close the gap with cheaper maintenance costs and no lifespan limited battery.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 03, 2024 11:54 AM (JCZqz)

223 This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:
http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)

Sporty. Looks like a fun ride.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (xcxpd)

224 Has Moo Moo returned?

Well, he just zipped by at 100 MPH passing the the clods going 70 MPH so he could make to the coffee shop 1 minute sooner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (XkYcA)

225 219 This isn't about making people drive EV's, it's about not letting people drive at all...
Posted by: Newcomers at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (Akjoo)

On that point, encourage your kids to get driver's licenses. So many kids I know are not doing it, and this is not a path to a stable independent society.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (exHjb)

226 211 I imagine Ace will cover this, but dayum.

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Just Destroyed Bragg’s Case Against Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjevk9fa
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)

Doesn't matter...a conviction doesn't matter...the objective is just to keep him in court.
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (AwYPR)

======

Evidence and testimony also won't matter to the jury.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

227 Doesn't matter...a conviction doesn't matter...the objective is just to keep him in court.

I don't doubt it, but I think they've inadvertently turned him into a martyr. What they're doing should be considered campaign contributions.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (CsUN+)

228 I bought a gas guzzling truck a few weeks ago. I'm contributing to the betterment of the planet.

I feel really good about myself.
Posted by: BurtTC


I'm burning some tires this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (nFo4U)

229 The market for simple standard-cab, long-bed pickup trucks with basic transmissions (auto or manual) and air conditioning but little else is pretty small.

-

I don't think it is. Not really. I think the manufacturers know that the public has been conditioned to accept the "what can you afford monthly" approach and are taking full advantage of that, which is why $60K decently appointed trucks are the norm now.

$20-$25K stripper full size trucks would sell like hotcakes, but people would pay cash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (IF3vp)

230 Rich people don't have ant farms.
They like to play with people farms.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (J8LnB)

231 I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (HnUIn)

Among the various reasons I would never consider buying a domestic nameplate, is the very fact their market IS being manipulated by the government, to make those cheap, simple trucks unavailable.

They're trying to force buyers away from those vehicles, and now Toyota is doing the same.

You don't need a truck. You don't need to eat meat. You don't need to move more than 15 minutes away from your hovel.

This stuff is real, it's happening.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

232 Google Lays off Hundreds From “Core" Teams and Outsources Roles to India and Mexico

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You hate to see that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



We will soon see the ultimate level of re-sourcing - slavery. It already exists in clothing manufacture in southeast Asia, and is coming to the other industries.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (lTGtQ)

233 Saw the best nickname for Greta Thunberg - Doom Goblin.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (XjtdB)

234 I just teletransport.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"On this week's episode of FenTrek..."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (9yWhg)

235 Somewhere, an aspirin bottle is missing its cotton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:49 AM (CsUN+)
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I don't get it.

I'm not doing the meme thing, I actually don't get it.


Aspirin bottles have a small dollop of cotton in the top to prevent the pills from sloshing around and breaking up. A very small dollop of cotton.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (CsUN+)

236 " This isn't about making people drive EV's, it's about not letting people drive at all...
Posted by: Newcomers"

Montec seems to be fine with participating in that. Plus he gets a subsidy!

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (vFG9F)

237 Hating on EV's was always right around the corner.

Remember how much the Left sexually loved natural gas and clean coal up to about 9 months ago?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (CLyLt)

238 232 Google Lays off Hundreds From “Core" Teams and Outsources Roles to India and Mexico

-
You hate to see that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



We will soon see the ultimate level of re-sourcing - slavery. It already exists in clothing manufacture in southeast Asia, and is coming to the other industries.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (lTGtQ)

This is why you can't have free trade with slave wage countries...and you can't allow their companies to sell products or services here without a HUGE penalty...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (exHjb)

239 I bought a gas guzzling truck a few weeks ago. I'm contributing to the betterment of the planet.

I feel really good about myself.
Posted by: BurtTC

I'm burning some tires this weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (nFo4U)

Damn. I'm jealous. I wish I had some industrial waste I could dump into the river.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (dGCAG)

240 Has Moo Moo returned?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:50 AM (xG4kz)


Joe Xiden

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (yOPBE)

241 My wife drive a Chevy Bolt EV. It averages around 3.7 miles per KW. It actually charges mostly during the day, so it's done through our rough solar panels, which pay us $0.11 per KW of excess energy uploaded? So I figure it's about $.03/mile.

My former Prius (and now, Hyundai Ioniq) hybrid gets about 40mpg. At around $3 gallon, that's $0.075/mile, or 2.5 more? My wife's previous car, an older Honda minivan, got much worse.

So, the amount of savings on fueling vary tremendously based on ICE vehicle used to compare, and fuel costs. Long term...I have no idea, although the ICE will certainly close the gap with cheaper maintenance costs and no lifespan limited battery.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


What's tire replacement frequency?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (nFo4U)

242 Aspirin bottles have a small dollop of cotton in the top to prevent the pills from sloshing around and breaking up. A very small dollop of cotton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (CsUN+)
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Ah, I see, I think. So you're implying that the garment is small enough that it could have been made from a single piece of pill-bottle cotton.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (HnUIn)

243 45
The Toyota Prius is a hybrid and that's okay with me (I don't have one) as it has no mileage limitations.

Posted by: Ciampino - How many gerbils under the hood? at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (qfLjt)

244 I imagine Ace will cover this, but dayum.

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Just Destroyed Bragg’s Case Against Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjevk9fa
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)

Doesn't matter...a conviction doesn't matter...the objective is just to keep him in court.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM


That is exactly what I said this morning when I read that. In this case a loss is as good as a win because it ties Trump up for 2 months where he can't campaign.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (QNSds)

245 Posted by: Newcomers"


I've had this sock for 2 days now

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (Akjoo)

246 I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (HnUIn)
______

Not just trucks. There were very simple -- and cheap -- cars that were used for just basic transportation up until maybe 15-20 years ago. Think 1990s and early 2000s era Toyota Tercel-type cars. Cheap, no frills, roll-up windows, optional A/C, not an airbag within 50 feet.

But just as with trucks, the government piled on more and more safety and other requirements, which made these cheapies harder and harder to keep cheap. Plus, consumers turned away from these models to more luxurious models packed with options. RIP.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

247
210 I bought a gas guzzling truck a few weeks ago. I'm contributing to the betterment of the planet.

I feel really good about myself.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------------------------

Bravo.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (lCWOD)

248 244 That is exactly what I said this morning when I read that. In this case a loss is as good as a win because it ties Trump up for 2 months where he can't campaign.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (QNSds)

=======

Polling *spit* doesn't seem to be suffering that much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO)

249 Damn. I'm jealous. I wish I had some industrial waste I could dump into the river.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (dGCAG)

We're always looking for exceptional talent, drive, and initiative. Come apply!

Posted by: EPA at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (4I/2K)

250 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?
Posted by: Archimedes



I would assume the existing infrastructure can't handle the load. Add in data centers, and air conditioning will be a thing of the past for the west.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (lTGtQ)

251 Aspirin bottles have a small dollop of cotton in the top to prevent the pills from sloshing around and breaking up. A very small dollop of cotton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM (CsUN+)
++++
Ah, I see, I think. So you're implying that the garment is small enough that it could have been made from a single piece of pill-bottle cotton.


Apparently it's not one of my better comments.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (CsUN+)

252 187 So-called "vegan leather" is actually, usually, a pretty nice product. If made well - and much of it is - it feels nice and wears fairly well. The way it's made is super cool, too. Some is made from cork or cactus, but the stuff anyone would actually really want is made from mycelium, which is a fungus (sometimes called "mushroom leather").

Do they want The Last of Us? Because this is how you get The Last of Us.

Posted by: The clickers can DRIVE!!! at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (Wc83a)

253 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)


Do they still do an evening gown competition for "Miss
Internet Narcissism 2024" or it just the swimsuit competition?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (XkYcA)

254 That kind of decline is staggering, and requires some contextualization. "We're over EVs" might be the actual answer, but that looks like something much bigger going on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:08 AM

Hasn't the "decline in EV sales" tracked with the elimination of incentives and government subsidies to buy EVs?

The dirty little secret is there was never a market for EVs. The sales that were made were always because of incentives. Once those went away, so went the "market".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 12:00 PM (P5BPp)

255 What they're doing should be considered campaign contributions.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (CsUN+)

If it works....expect to see Joe in a courtroom pre Nov.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:00 PM (AwYPR)

256 Take an EV for a test drive. You might change your mind.

Posted by: Montec



I have driven the self-driving Tesla sedan and the cybertruck. I would not have either one if it was offered for free.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:00 PM (lTGtQ)

257 At Insty: Columbia Law says it has no plans to cancel exams. Is sanity returning?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:53 AM (CsUN+)

Spoiler alert!

No.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (1Yy3c)

258 Damn. I'm jealous. I wish I had some industrial waste I could dump into the river.
Posted by: BurtTC



Snort.

Seriously, burned a huge brush pile, and I mean huge. 75x75x15. From when they cleared the land three years ago to build the house. Lots of bois d'arc (osage orange). My father-in-law thought it would burn for a week. It was over and done in three days. You couldn't get within 75 feet of it it was so hot.

That was fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (nFo4U)

259 I just teletransport.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"On this week's episode of FenTrek..."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:56 AM

Fen is green? Who knew. Well' I always have envied her...

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (Ag7IE)

260 I think $100,000 trucks will be the final nail in the coffin for Ford ...

Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (7CC/F)

261 239 I bought a gas guzzling truck a few weeks ago. I'm contributing to the betterment of the planet.

I feel really good about myself.
Posted by: BurtTC

I'm burning some tires this weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 11:55 AM (nFo4U)

Damn. I'm jealous. I wish I had some industrial waste I could dump into the river.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 11:57 AM (dGCAG)

I'm planning on expanding my garden patch. Put in some extra radishes, carrots and tomatoes. Maybe a few more snap peas. It's the best I can do since I don't have room for cows.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (ZdK8Y)

262 246 But just as with trucks, the government piled on more and more safety and other requirements, which made these cheapies harder and harder to keep cheap. Plus, consumers turned away from these models to more luxurious models packed with options. RIP.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

I already won't be able to afford to replace my current car when it dies. Even cars with over 100,000 miles on them go for like $16,000 now.

Posted by: XTC at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (UnA8+)

263 I have driven the self-driving Tesla sedan and the cybertruck.

-

Its cruise control didn't kill you, so that's a plus.

https://tinyurl.com/26ctwswt

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:02 PM (IF3vp)

264 187 So-called "vegan leather" is actually, usually, a pretty nice product. If made well - and much of it is - it feels nice and wears fairly well. The way it's made is super cool, too. Some is made from cork or cactus, but the stuff anyone would actually really want is made from mycelium, which is a fungus (sometimes called "mushroom leather").


Make faux Members Only jackets Great Again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 12:02 PM (4I/2K)

265 Greta Inbred Thundercunt doesn't care about the environment. She just wants to destroy society so we can go back to the stone age.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 03, 2024 11:43 AM (xcxpd)


Greta believes that she is on the "permitted to live" list. Oh, how I wish I could be there when she discovers she's been lied to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 12:02 PM (U7wke)

266 The dirty little secret is there was never a market for EVs. The sales that were made were always because of incentives. Once those went away, so went the "market".

The other secret is that they extrapolated sales to trendoids and virtue signalers to the entire population. They've saturated the market for those two subsets, and nobody else is interested.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:02 PM (CsUN+)

267 I would assume the existing infrastructure can't handle the load.

Add in data centers, and air conditioning will be a thing of the past for the west.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


We'll burn environazis before that happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 12:03 PM (nFo4U)

268 EVs usually do have a much lower total cost of ownership, up until a major repair. The major repair is many years away on a new car.

Some stuff is the same. Brakes are wear items regardless, though regen systems often mean brakes last longer on an EV. Tires are still a wear item, and you'll need to replace them at rate of about 3:2 as compared to normal car (2:1 if you have wrong tires or abuse them). Windshield wipers, etc. are like-for-like. In most energy markets, fueling them is a bit cheaper to significantly cheaper.

Then there is other maintenance. No oil changes. No transmission flushes. Coolant service is usually a much longer interval. No timing belts. Usually no water pumps, either, since EV water pumps are usually inline and purely mechanical. No fuel system. No exhaust or catalytic converter.

Over the first 100k-150k miles, the EV is going to have very low maintenance costs, and that will largely continue until the the battery rips your face off. It will more than consume the savings on routine service on an IC vehicle, and usually results in the car just being scrapped. If you lease or sell along every 5 years, that doesn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:03 PM (HnUIn)

269 The market for simple standard-cab, long-bed pickup trucks with basic transmissions (auto or manual) and air conditioning but little else is pretty small.

-

I don't think it is. Not really. I think the manufacturers know that the public has been conditioned to accept the "what can you afford monthly" approach and are taking full advantage of that, which is why $60K decently appointed trucks are the norm now.

$20-$25K stripper full size trucks would sell like hotcakes, but people would pay cash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


Add in the CAFE standards. Automakers have to sell a certain percentage of crappy EV or econoboxes, so they have to get the margin from a smaller number of loaded practical vehicles, which are all trucks now, after they killed the station wagon.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:04 PM (lTGtQ)

270 I imagine Ace will cover this, but dayum.

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Just Destroyed Bragg’s Case Against Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjevk9fa
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)


If even a single member of the jury were unbiased this would matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 12:04 PM (U7wke)

271 Apparently it's not one of my better comments.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 11:59 AM (CsUN+)
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Nah, I'm just thick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (HnUIn)

272 184 All this news make me laugh my ass off.

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: brie larsen at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (v3pYe)

273 This, too, was the story of the AMC Pacer. Except that the Pacer actually managed to make some money for AMC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:06 AM (HnUIn)

And they actually worked as an automobile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (8zz6B)

274 That was fun.
Posted by: rickb223


Yeah, burning brush piles is a lot of fun.

My brother used to make a brushpile in the field next to his house. Every year, he would host a party to watch the Michigan-Notre Dame game. Afterwards, we'd make a bonfire out of the brush pile and stand around chatting and (continue) drinking, until the fire was done. Good times.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (9yWhg)

275 LOL. Actually, I never drive. I just teletransport.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM (XkYcA)
++++
Beam me up!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Trafficant at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (HnUIn)

276 >>>I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---------------------------------------------

Modern trucks, thank you CAFE, have replaced Buick, Mercury, and Chrysler family sedans. Until this administration one could purchase a modestly equipped p/u at a reasonable price. The Tacoma was a good buy and I read good things about Chevy's Colorado (?). The Ford Ranger now comes with a V6 but (Joey)

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:05 PM (lCWOD)

277 hahahaha

There's a dot GOV website to fact check the myth that no one is buying EVs:

"Correcting The Record About Electric Vehicle Sales"

"Myth #1: EV sales are experiencing a decline in absolute numbers....

Myth #4: EVs are not affordable enough to compete with traditional combustion vehicles...."

https://tinyurl.com/296a7fxp

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:06 PM (IF3vp)

278 Off dead congressman sock

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:06 PM (HnUIn)

279 268 Then there is other maintenance. No oil changes. No transmission flushes. Coolant service is usually a much longer interval.

it's funny because the one time my prius left me on the side of the road was because the battery cooling system died.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 12:06 PM (v3pYe)

280 Black Country Communion just dropped a new single.

Enlighten

https://youtu.be/19gUVBa5X28

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (1Yy3c)

281 And they actually worked as an automobile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


But gads, were they ugly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (9yWhg)

282 Remember how much the Left sexually loved natural gas and clean coal up to about 9 months ago?
Posted by: ...
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I'm old enough to remember when they loved plastic bags.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (XeU6L)

283
I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:52 AM


I loved my S-10, my daughter loved my S-10, my son loved my S-10, my wife loved driving my S-10 whenever the weather was chancy or snow was on the ground and she could put it in 4 wheel drive.

I hated to part with the thing.

Ford has a hybrid that's kinda close to it, but Ford.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (RKVpM)

284 Add in the CAFE standards. Automakers have to sell a certain percentage of crappy EV or econoboxes, so they have to get the margin from a smaller number of loaded practical vehicles, which are all trucks now, after they killed the station wagon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

-

Good point. I remember 20 or so years ago reading that GM made $20K+ on every Suburban and Escalade. I assume they figured out a way to spread that across all of the SUVs and trucks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (IF3vp)

285 So glad when I die I don't go to climate heaven. I here it is hot hot hot 🔥 🥵

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 03, 2024 12:08 PM (ytSiK)

286 Nah, I'm just thick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


At least you're not obtuse, like Doof.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:08 PM (9yWhg)

287 the public has been conditioned to accept the "what can you afford monthly" approach

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Yep...it's no longer "can I afford it?"...it's "can I make the payments?"

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

288 There are a few small "trucks" out recently. The Ford Maverick and Hyundai Santa Cruz come to mind. But they're almost "utes", not really pickup trucks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:08 PM (VoAdT)

289 250 Does anyone know why Tesla is abandoning their superchargers? They were supposed to be industry leaders?
Posted by: Archimedes
----------

My thought is it's just not making money for Tesla. All the EV companies just assumed Musk would continue doing the heavy lifting (e.g. spend money). With Tesla sales slowing and needing to slash spending, Musk said "screw that'.

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

290 CAFE killed the station wagon. There is a corelation between the demise of the station wagon and the rise of the Suburban.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (lCWOD)

291 Joe Xiden
Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy

That has been my guess for quite a while.
He can't help but defend EVs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (w1jP6)

292 Fen is green? Who knew. Well' I always have envied her...
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2024 12:01 PM (Ag7IE)


It's not easy being green.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (PiwSw)

293 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (T4tVD)

294
Greta believes that she is on the "permitted to live" list. Oh, how I wish I could be there when she discovers she's been lied to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Why keep Greta when there are plenty of scowling troll dolls around already and -- bonus! -- they keep their mouths shut?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (xG4kz)

295 I loved my S-10, my daughter loved my S-10, my son loved my S-10, my wife loved driving my S-10 whenever the weather was chancy or snow was on the ground and she could put it in 4 wheel drive. ...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:07 PM (RKVpM)
++++
My eyebrow went up until I got to the very end. My dad's S-10 was rear-drive only and geared super-low for towing (unless I was on a steep hill, I didn't even use first gear). The 4.3L pre-Vortec V-6 was incredibly torquey. On anything but dry pavement, driving that truck was, shall we say, "exciting."

A hell of a hauler, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)

296 Does anyone know what sitting right on top of that massive electromagnetic field does to a person driving an EV? It can't be good. Probably like getting an MRI 2 times/ day, 5 days a week if you are a commuter.

Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (7CC/F)

297 I need more coffee.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (lCWOD)

298 I'm fixing up my old S-10 blazer just for shits and grins. I loved that thing. Been off the road for almost 20 years now, just sitting around waiting to get fixed up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (VoAdT)

299 Joe Xiden
Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy

That has been my guess for quite a while.
He can't help but defend EVs.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (w1jP6)
---
It's like an involuntary tic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (7fElN)

300 262 I already won't be able to afford to replace my current car when it dies. Even cars with over 100,000 miles on them go for like $16,000 now.

in a few years, you'll be able to 3d print a 2cv in your garage and the government will be keen to go after "ghost cars".

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (v3pYe)

301 You mean St. Greta is a spoiled brat who will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be happy?

Too bad her daddy didn’t take her and beat the shit out of her at appropriate times at a young age. All the blame falls on her parents.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (Ds3Rc)

302 I miss simple, cheap trucks and especially simple, cheap little trucks. The Chevy S-10 was damn near perfect in terms of what I, personally, actually want. The market and the government both eliminated them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-------

I sorely miss my extended cab '95 S-10. Would still have it but for a traffic mishap. Now in a '12 Frontier. It's okay, but not so nimble as the S-10.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (XeU6L)

303 It's like an involuntary tic...

-

Sincere religious beliefs always work that way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:11 PM (IF3vp)

304 See? People WANT MORE EVs!!!

Posted by: U.S. Auto Industry at May 03, 2024 12:11 PM (Ds3Rc)

305 Psssstttt!

Hey Greta, they are denying climate change in Rafah. Better go straighten them out!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (W/lyH)

306 In fear of another "occupation," I suppose, my employer has placed gates across the exit points to the street from our buildings. No word yet if it is supposed to be temporary, or will remain until the end of the work day or even beyond. To leave, it appears now, I would have to walk close to a mile up and around a large block, and in the rain, to get to my car -- which is only a few yards from my office.

I've written an email to the president himself. I don't care if he likes it. This is as bad in its way as the Sniffle Scare and Face Diaper Hoax were.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 11:16 AM (J2vNu)

Sounds like the city Fire Marshal ought to be notified. They usually take a very dim view of blocking exits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (8zz6B)

307 Over the first 100k-150k miles, the EV is going to have very low maintenance costs, and that will largely continue until the the battery rips your face off. It will more than consume the savings on routine service on an IC vehicle, and usually results in the car just being scrapped. If you lease or sell along every 5 years, that doesn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:03 PM (HnUIn)
_______

You have to figure in insurance costs, though. In many -- most -- areas, the insurance costs are 25% higher (or more) for EVs. And, of course, you have to figure in the much-higher upfront costs to buy/lease it.

So yea, if you pay 25% more for the EV, pay 25% more to insure it, and face a battery bomb at the end, then you'll be "rewarded" with lower maintenance costs.

I have no doubt the comparable ICE car will overall be cheaper to own/run/maintain.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

308
What's tire replacement frequency?

Posted by: rickb223


A Tesla can get 15,000 miles from a set of tires, or about once per year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (lTGtQ)

309 ---
It's like an involuntary tic...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
------

Cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (XeU6L)

310 Does anyone know what sitting right on top of that massive electromagnetic field does to a person driving an EV? It can't be good. Probably like getting an MRI 2 times/ day, 5 days a week if you are a commuter.
Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (7CC/F)

Radioactive turds.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (T4tVD)

311 All the blame falls on her parents.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Looks like her mom gave her fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (9yWhg)

312
I already won't be able to afford to replace my current car when it dies. Even cars with over 100,000 miles on them go for like $16,000 now.
Posted by: XTC

You're right.
2012 Tundra with 131,000 was 16k a couple of month ago.
It is the 'work truck' package so it doesn't have all the electric *stuff* which is a win as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (w1jP6)

313 Radioactive turds.
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 12:12 PM (T4tVD)

Just because they bought a silly bougie boutique joke of a car doesn't mean you need to call them names.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (VoAdT)

314 290 CAFE killed the station wagon. There is a corelation between the demise of the station wagon and the rise of the Suburban.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (lCWOD)

Imagine how much better off Detroit would be if DC got out of the auto industry. Sure, it wouldn’t be perfect (unions) but it would be way better off.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (Ds3Rc)

315 >>> 301 You mean St. Greta is a spoiled brat who will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be happy?

Too bad her daddy didn’t take her and beat the shit out of her at appropriate times at a young age. All the blame falls on her parents.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (Ds3Rc)

Not likely. If that family had been American, they might have pimped her out to Hollywood.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (llON8)

316 Looks like her mom gave her fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 12:13 PM (9yWhg)

At age 7.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (VoAdT)

317 310 Does anyone know what sitting right on top of that massive electromagnetic field does to a person driving an EV? It can't be good. Probably like getting an MRI 2 times/ day, 5 days a week if you are a commuter.
Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (7CC/F)

Radioactive turds.


...would be a good name for a punk band.

Posted by: anachronda at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (v3pYe)

318
Nood -- unexpectedly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (xG4kz)

319 You mean St. Greta is a spoiled brat who will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be happy?

Too bad her daddy didn’t take her and beat the shit out of her at appropriate times at a young age. All the blame falls on her parents.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (Ds3Rc)
_________

I think the odds are significant that her daddy sexual abused her. He's a slimy scumbag commie that always gave me the creeps.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

320 IL hadn't even thought about EM fields in EVs.

Complex Electromagnetic Issues Associated with the Use of Electric Vehicles in Urban Transportation

The electromagnetic field (EMF) in electric vehicles (EVs) affects not only drivers, but also passengers (using EVs daily) and electronic devices inside. This article summarizes the measurement methods applicable in studies of complex EMF in EVs focused on the evaluation of characteristics of such exposure to EVs users and drivers, together with the results of investigations into the static magnetic field (SMF), the extremely low-frequency magnetic field (ELF) and radiofrequency (RF) EMF related to the use of the EVs in urban transportation.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8914635/

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)

321 CAFE killed the station wagon. There is a corelation between the demise of the station wagon and the rise of the Suburban.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:09 PM (lCWOD)
++++
Chrysler killed the station wagon. The minivan was a game-changer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)

322 CAFE killed the station wagon. There is a corelation between the demise of the station wagon and the rise of the Suburban.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Yep. That's one of my favorite government success stories.

They are directly and solely responsible for the rise in SUV purchases and use. It gets better, though. Obama's CAFE standards where he changed it to the footprint approach?

"We didn't expect that SUVs would be so prevalent," said Margo Oge, former head of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's office of transportation air quality."

https://tinyurl.com/24chluqq

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:17 PM (IF3vp)

323 I am especially interested in the BLUE OVAL CITY (sounds so nice, doesn't it?) in Tennessee. Many churches, including mine, have plans to visit, feed, witness to, have VBS with the children of the workers that have BEEN BROUGHT INTO THE STATE of Tennessee from other States. I have been following your posts and will look forward to updates. I think the plant is another boondoggle by our Governor. But this is still an opportunity to share God's Word with the lost. Too bad Tennessee residents didn't get the majority of the jobs. I haven't seen any numbers on that.

Posted by: Debbie at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (vPplw)

324 V6 in a little S-10 sound zippy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (lCWOD)

325 Does anyone know what sitting right on top of that massive electromagnetic field does to a person driving an EV? It can't be good. Probably like getting an MRI 2 times/ day, 5 days a week if you are a commuter.
Posted by: E.T. at May 03, 2024 12:10 PM (7CC/F)

Radioactive turds.

...would be a good name for a punk band.
Posted by: anachronda

You become the Hulk?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

326 I wouldn’t weep for VW. The Germans WANT the plant to be unionized. The Germans have always preferred dealing with unions as they are used to doing so.

Unions are only good for pricing the labor they “represent” out of the labor market but many are determined to learn the hard way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:19 PM (Ds3Rc)

327 Chrysler killed the station wagon. The minivan was a game-changer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
-

It occurred years later, possibly in response. But the minivan didn't hold the knife. The government did.

Station wagons were cars and measured under car CAFE standards. SUVs were not. Manufacturers responded accordingly and just raised their station wagons up higher.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 03, 2024 12:20 PM (IF3vp)

328 ++++
Chrysler killed the station wagon. The minivan was a game-changer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
--------------------------------------------

Maybe they both had a hand in it. Minivan's were not that popular around here but there were a plethora of Suburbans. Overnight it seemed.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:22 PM (lCWOD)

329 323: you know if more people move to TN and become TN residents they pay TN taxes, right? Or is this not allowed?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Ds3Rc)

330 Do EVs have trunk space to accommodate my trunk monkey?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * rodeo qualified at May 03, 2024 12:25 PM (3OJZ3)

331 This busty bikini brunette isn't choosy and is just happy to have a car at all in this economy:
http://tiny.cc/j7bxxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 11:47 AM (HnUIn)

She'd look good in a Studebaker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:28 PM (8zz6B)

332 But just as with trucks, the government piled on more and more safety and other requirements, which made these cheapies harder and harder to keep cheap. Plus, consumers turned away from these models to more luxurious models packed with options. RIP.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2024 11:58 AM

One of my projects at my old job was to incorporate a small system that included an added component, added bracket for that component to secure to the powertrain and required hoses for that component functionality.

This system did not add anything to the functionality or performance of the vehicle. It was solely because it was a required system to meet some EPA "climate change" emission regulation.

So added cost, added weight to vehicle and added cost to customer for no added value or performance of the vehicle. Auto industry is not designing vehicles according to best engineering practices. We're designing according to the "climate change" religion of corrupt lawyers and politicians in Deep State and WEF.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 12:40 PM (P5BPp)

333 Someone should strand these Eco-Freaks way out in the Wilderness away from their Artificial Nature lessons and Climate Change Poppycock espeicaly the idiot with the Forests are Not Renewible since trees can be planted and five Trees are replanted for everyone chopped down to make the paper they print their signs with stupid slogans

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 03, 2024 05:29 PM (wGqjj)

334 More joy in Georgia.

https://tinyurl.com/yrhc4k2v

Posted by: Germanicus at May 03, 2024 08:45 PM (Pt9LW)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Titian Gerolamo1.jpg


Portrait of Gerolamo (?) Barbarigo

Tiziano Vecellio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)

2 "Slam that screen door one more time. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (WXNFJ)

3 The man is wearing a quilt!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)

4 Barbarigo spends good money on his barber, and he knows it.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (UqsCH)

5 I'm flattered and all, but when I said to follow my path, I didn't mean THIS closely!

Posted by: Jesus at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

6 National Gal London

Full title Portrait of Gerolamo (?) Barbarigo
Artist Titian
Artist dates active about 1506; died 1576
Date made about 1510
Medium and support Oil on canvas
Dimensions 81.2 × 66.3 cm (approx. 3 IMP Gal)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

7 That guy just said ‘Yo, Luigi! Wazzzup?’

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (o2ZRX)

8 I'll have a beer and a shot, please.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

9 Is this the same "Titian" whose name has become a byword for the locks of redhaired women?

Posted by: Seoul Restaurant Owner at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

10 The side eye is strong with this one.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

11 Inventor of the puffy coat.

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (VGOMa)

12 Somewhat ghey side-eye going on there my dude.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (Q4IgG)

13 Wow, it's really been portrait week here at chez CBD. And not a single boob. Sad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (9yWhg)

14 The man is wearing a quilt!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024


***
True. And it's well-rendered -- as is the smirk on the wearer's face.

Posted by: Seoul Restaurant Owner at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

15 Gerolamoooooo!

Posted by: 1500's guy jumping from a very tall tower at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (UfUdn)

16 Puffy

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (cCVOS)

17 approx. 3 IMP Gal)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)


What the hell?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2024 09:34 AM (S8n13)

18 I wish my beard would grown that thick and dark.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

19 Would not hang because I would think he is judging me every single day.

Posted by: jmel at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (RWHIh)

20 I liked him in Shrek 2

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (3r1VB)

21 This was long believed to be a portrait of the celebrated Italian poet Ludovico Ariosto (1474–1533), and then later thought to be a self portrait by Titian. However, the man is likely to be one of Titian’s friends – a member of the aristocratic Barbarigo family. Now we must admit we have no fucking clue to this person identity.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

22 Tiziano Vecellio
--------
Someone doesn't want to distract the Morons with "Tit"ian.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (UfUdn)

23 Seinfeld episode?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

24 Vinny Barbarino > Geralomo Barbarigo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)

25 Is this the same "Titian" whose name has become a byword for the locks of redhaired women?
Posted by: Seoul Restaurant Owner


"Titian" is a particular shade of red. My wife has Titian hair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

26 >> Would not hang because I would think he is judging me every single day.


. . . or spying on you for giggles.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:36 AM (cCVOS)

27 I wonder what he's smirking about.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)

28 His friends call him Jerry.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 09:36 AM (AwYPR)

29 Side-eye.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

30 Dimensions 81.2 × 66.3 cm (approx. 3 IMP Gal)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)


I thought that art aficionados had standardized on penguins as the alternative measurement for paintings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)

31 Handsome fella...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (4a+k3)

32 Wut chu talkin bout Willis?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (ENQN6)

33 Someone doesn't want to distract the Morons with "Tit"ian.
Posted by: andycanuck


His rival painter Boobian is virtually forgotten today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)

34 Look out!!

He's got a cinquedea up his sleeve!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (UfUdn)

35 "Gerolamo!"

Is that what Italians shout when they jump out of airplanes?

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (0Id0S)

36 He looks like he's contemplating the eradication of a small village for non-tax compliance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (XV/Pl)

37 Not what I expected a Apache would be dressed like

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (73cfy)

38 I wonder what he's smirking about.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

He saw up Mona Lisa's skirt.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (MaPMa)

39 He looks like he's contemplating the eradication of a small village for non-tax compliance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

He just needed an excuse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 09:38 AM (R4t5M)

40 I saw him at the bar last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 09:38 AM (nFo4U)

41 It looks like a woman's head is in his lap and he's getting a hummer . Would not hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 09:38 AM (JfVRc)

42 No dog
No tree
No boobs

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 09:38 AM (llON8)

43 And here I thought brow threading was a 21st century vanity.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (0Id0S)

44 He's giving you the side-eye.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (BxvY+)

45 zooming in on the Nat Gallery site the image appears more 3D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

46 Whata YOU lookin' at?

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (kvDvI)

47 Someone doesn't want to distract the Morons with "Tit"ian.
Posted by: andycanuck


His rival painter Boobian is virtually forgotten today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

And Bouldero is completely lost to history.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (MaPMa)

48 Nice contrast of the white and blue against the black cape.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:40 AM (XkYcA)

49 Was this painting of Gerolamo done before or after he opened Al Capone's vault?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

50 "Titian" is a particular shade of red. My wife has Titian hair.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You learn something new here every day. Please use in a sentence, Tonypete.

Sure! "The last woman I married with Titian colored hair hates me even though I bought her a house."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)

51 Gerolamo is waiting for his Amazon Prime package.

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

52 Admission free, donations welcome

Open daily: 10am - 6pm
Friday lates until 9pm

Trafalgar Square, London
WC2N 5DN

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:41 AM (ENQN6)

53 I saw him at the bar last night.
Posted by: rickb223

At Trader Vic's?

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:41 AM (WXNFJ)

54 Alternate title: CBD's great great great great great grandpa spies someone with maple syrup on French toast.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (llON8)

55 Interesting composition. If you stare at it too long, his right eye becomes downright creepy. The contrast, the shock of whit dead-center in the painting, the curve of the arm -- it all just draws you straight to that determined, judging eye.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (0Id0S)

56 Clash of the Titians was a lesbian quarrel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (R4t5M)

57 CBD
Thanks for letting us learn something.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (ENQN6)

58 So, if Gerolamo went by his middle name, ? he predated Prince by a few hundred years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (lTGtQ)

59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

60 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

Uhm, well….
-Elon Musk

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:43 AM (tpjlM)

61 59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

Dylan Mulvaney's

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

62 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)
++++
One who's married to a database or application developer, but also hates her husband?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:44 AM (HnUIn)

63 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask


She wants to name him after his father, but isn't sure who that is?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)

64 >>> 61 59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

Dylan Mulvaney's
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

That is a, how you say, low blow sir!

I challenge you to a duel!!

Posted by: Gerolamo ?. Barbarigo at May 03, 2024 09:45 AM (llON8)

65 Gerolamo's descendants emigrated to Paterson, NJ, became a family of imported cheesemongers connected to the Gambino Crime Family. Their turf extended from Philadelphia to Boston and west to Buffalo. If you ran an Italian restaurant or pizzeria, you didn't dare buy cheese anywhere else.

Posted by: Family Matters at May 03, 2024 09:45 AM (V5BDR)

66 59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Oooo...this is awkward....

Posted by: 67% of Black children born into single parent households at May 03, 2024 09:45 AM (JCZqz)

67 One who's married to a database or application developer, but also hates her husband?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:44 AM (HnUIn)

Null would be the ultimate name for that purpose.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (tpjlM)

68 She wants to name him after his father, but isn't sure who that is?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The application for child support in Ohio has fields to enter 14 putative fathers. Not kidding. Sometimes, there was an entry in each spot.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (WXNFJ)

69 59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
-------
Letitia Borgia.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (UfUdn)

70 Null would be the ultimate name for that purpose.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Or an encoded string that results in a divide-by-zero but is also very hard to sanitize against...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (HnUIn)

71 59 What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?
Posted by: I gotta ask

I told you not to add those trendy foreign accents on the kid's name to be more "hip". Now he's screwed!! "Ramon", not "Rámöň", you idiot!

Posted by: Disapproving In-Laws at May 03, 2024 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

72 The application for child support in Ohio has fields to enter 14 putative fathers. Not kidding. Sometimes, there was an entry in each spot.
Posted by: Tonypete

Good grief. Does that mean that all 14 of those lucky guys have to chip in for the child support?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

73 Is this the same "Titian" whose name has become a byword for the locks of redhaired women?
Posted by: Seoul Restaurant Owner

"Titian" is a particular shade of red. My wife has Titian hair.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Apparently the man liked painting redheads and that's where it comes from. Guess the dude had a type.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (OUMaO)

74 Null would be the ultimate name for that purpose.
Posted by: Montec

*Suddenly has an urge to review Reserved Words in COBOL*

Heh

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (WXNFJ)

75 The eye is dead center which strongly forces my eye to it.

And then you get, that that's the point.

Clever, kind of.

Like the guys expression is part of it.

I feel manipulated!

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (QB+5g)

76 >>> 70 Null would be the ultimate name for that purpose.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Or an encoded string that results in a divide-by-zero but is also very hard to sanitize against...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (HnUIn)

*eyes Joe Mannix suspiciously*

*wonders if Gerolamo was a time-traveler and retired DBA*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (llON8)

77 Oooo...this is awkward....
Posted by: 67% of Black children born into single parent households at May 03, 2024 09:45 AM (JCZqz)

Judges would have accepted apostrophe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (ENQN6)

78 >>What mom puts a question mark in their kids name?


Like, that's my child's name?
He's, like, named after my great great great uncle or something? He's, you know, a good kid?
I'm not sure what you're, like, saying about question marks? Like, what?

Posted by: Vocal Fry Uptalker at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (cCVOS)

79 The application for child support in Ohio has fields to enter 14 putative fathers. Not kidding. Sometimes, there was an entry in each spot.
Posted by: Tonypete

Good grief. Does that mean that all 14 of those lucky guys have to chip in for the child support?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM
‘Yo papas, they was rollin’ stones…’

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 09:49 AM (o2ZRX)

80 Good grief. Does that mean that all 14 of those lucky guys have to chip in for the child support?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No, but the wiser of them will be demanding a DNA test to get off the hook.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:49 AM (WXNFJ)

81 Hey boys
Looks like we got one of those gluten free vegans over at table 3.
See the guy with the hair?

Posted by: His Waiter at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (v3L/M)

82 Made you look!!!

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (QB+5g)

83 I saw 14 Putative Fathers open for The Mothers of Invention at the Capitol Theater in 72.Many of Gerolamo's descendants were in the audience.

Posted by: Pizza After the Show at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (V5BDR)

84 Read a story about a guy who got NULL and VOID license plates for him and his wife. Then he started getting a ton of parking tickets sent over. Turns out any time a ticket was issued without a plate number, it was entered as Null.

Hilarity ensued…

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (tpjlM)

85 >>> 80 Good grief. Does that mean that all 14 of those lucky guys have to chip in for the child support?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No, but the wiser of them will be demanding a DNA test to get off the hook.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:49 AM (WXNFJ)

*laughs*

Posted by: California at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (llON8)

86 The application for child support in Ohio has fields to enter 14 putative fathers. Not kidding. Sometimes, there was an entry in each spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:46 AM (WXNFJ)
++++
How did they arrive at 14? Most stuff has some kind of round number like 5 or 10 or 15 or 20, or it's undefined and you just cram as many entries in as you need and keep writing on the back if you run out of room.

How'd they determine that 14 was the right number? I strongly suspect it is based on something real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:51 AM (HnUIn)

87
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 09:51 AM (MoZTd)

88 85 >>> 80 Good grief. Does that mean that all 14 of those lucky guys have to chip in for the child support?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No, but the wiser of them will be demanding a DNA test to get off the hook.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:49 AM (WXNFJ)

*laughs*
Posted by: California at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (llON

23 in me

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)

89 Read a story about a guy who got NULL and VOID license plates for him and his wife. Then he started getting a ton of parking tickets sent over. Turns out any time a ticket was issued without a plate number, it was entered as Null.

Hilarity ensued…
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:50 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Either the app developer or the DB developer should be shot. "Null" as a string != (null) as a value.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)

90 *eyes Joe Mannix suspiciously*

*wonders if Gerolamo was a time-traveler and retired DBA*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But then, he might learn not to jump off the cliff, and then WE wouldn't yell his name anymore when WE jump off things! Another example of rich white European men taking things from our indigenous culture!!

Posted by: True Moron at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

91 And why are there 14 fields? That should be a many: many relationship, with a father table and baby table join.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (tpjlM)

92 23 in me
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)
+++++
Dayum.

Unbeatable. Roll it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)

93 The number shall be 14, 14 being the 14th number...

Posted by: Monty Python at May 03, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

94 23 in me
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)

A night's work.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 03, 2024 09:54 AM (R4t5M)

95 How'd they determine that 14 was the right number? I strongly suspect it is based on something real.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Assumes one man a night over a two-week period?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)

96
++++
Either the app developer or the DB developer should be shot. "Null" as a string != (null) as a value.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)


We are talking dmv IT employees here.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:54 AM (tpjlM)

97 I thought that art aficionados had standardized on penguins as the alternative measurement for paintings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)

I use dachshunds, myself. More accurate, but it's tough to get more than one lined up properly to make a good measurement. They also tend to be jittery.

Posted by: Kris at May 03, 2024 09:54 AM (EwaUh)

98 LOL. This was the cover picture on my art history textbook.

Posted by: Kris at May 03, 2024 09:55 AM (EwaUh)

99 You learn something new here every day. Please use in a sentence, Tonypete.

Sure! "The last woman I married with Titian colored hair hates me even though I bought her a house."

Posted by: Tonypete

Now tell them what kind of house. *tapping foot*

Posted by: Titian-haired ex wife at May 03, 2024 09:55 AM (MaPMa)

100 I thought that art aficionados had standardized on penguins as the alternative measurement for paintings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)
++++
No. That is just a noisy and subversive sub-group trying to shame the majority for its rational and righteous penguin-skepticism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:55 AM (HnUIn)

101 95 How'd they determine that 14 was the right number? I strongly suspect it is based on something real.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Assumes one man a night over a two-week period?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sounds like a dry spell.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 03, 2024 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

102 Sharpton: Democrats Losing [illusion of] "Moral High Ground" by Not Condemning Protests

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Any fool can see that this is hurting the left. I see it!

- Al Sharpton

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

103 >>> 96
++++
Either the app developer or the DB developer should be shot. "Null" as a string != (null) as a value.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)


We are talking dmv IT employees here.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:54 AM (tpjlM)

What would ZOD do?

ZOD would shoot both, that's what ZOD would do.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2024 09:56 AM (llON8)

104 That's quite the Hapsburg jaw he's sporting.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 03, 2024 09:56 AM (Ys9p5)

105 Pretty cool.

I'm recording the 1960 Britcom Carry On, Sergeant and one of the actors just assembled a Bren Gun in front of the classroom of National Service recruits.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:57 AM (UfUdn)

106 The very earliest Roman pizza boxes featured this portrait with the inscription "You tried the rest, now try the best" inscribed below it.

Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 09:57 AM (V5BDR)

107 I thought that art aficionados had standardized on penguins as the alternative measurement for paintings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)

Emperor or little blue

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:58 AM (ENQN6)

108 Willowing myself from before…

Joe Mannix brought up 401k matching and said the match guarantees no losses, as long as the loss is less than the match.

That doesn’t quite work percentage wise. Losing X% is more than making x%.

Say you contribute $1000. Employer matches 50%, or $500. You now have $1500. All it takes is a 34% drop to make your $1000 turn into less than $1000. A full 50% loss turns the $1500 into $750, ie a 25% loss on the initial $1000.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:58 AM (tpjlM)

109 That's quite the Hapsburg jaw he's sporting.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Jaw implants. It was the thing back then. Everybody wanted to look like the Hapsburgs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

110 Willowed from the last Thread:

Bats and penguins
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM


The eternal struggle between good and evil.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

111 @20

>>I liked him in Shrek 2

Ersatz Gerolamo Barbarigo: I WANT ALL OF YOU FAIREY TALE CREATURES OUT OF MY FOREST!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (XV/Pl)

112 >>Sharpton: Democrats Losing [illusion of] "Moral High Ground" by Not Condemning Protests


That is both maddingly and hilariously un-self aware of him to say that.

Did no one laugh out loud and/or challenge him after uttering that gem?

Posted by: Vocal Fry Uptalker at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (cCVOS)

113 Gerolamo Barbarigo
Tiziano Vecellio
____

Say these names out loud in an exaggerated Italian accent. Maybe use your hands to accentuate. It's fun!

Not as much fun for the wife who has to hear it though. Unless she starts an argument back - "Fettucini!, Alfredo! Gabbagool!"

We've been married for awhile.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (2FaHc)

114 Gerolamo's descendants emigrated to Paterson, NJ, became a family of imported cheesemongers connected to the Gambino Crime Family. Their turf extended from Philadelphia to Boston and west to Buffalo. If you ran an Italian restaurant or pizzeria, you didn't dare buy cheese anywhere else.
Posted by: Family Matters at May 03, 2024 09:45 AM (V5BDR)

I spent the 1st 18 years of my life in Paterson.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

115 Sure! "The last woman I married with Titian colored hair hates me even though I bought her a house."
Posted by: Tonypete

Quick search definition starts Titian coloured hair refers to a shade of red hair that is often described as brownish-orange in colour. The term originates from Titian, an Italian painter who frequently depicted women with red hair of this description.

https://tinyurl.com/mvrnbped

I guess maybe you'd say auburn today? Or chestnut? Not flaming hot cheeto Scottish.

Posted by: Part spelled backwards is... at May 03, 2024 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

116 He looks like he'd run a Youtube cooking channel.

Posted by: XTC at May 03, 2024 10:01 AM (UnA8+)

117 Any time I cook Italian food I talk a like a thiiiiis and accentuated every Italian word. My kids crack up every time still.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 10:02 AM (tpjlM)

118 Say you contribute $1000. Employer matches 50%, or $500.

He already pointed out his match is 100%.

Just because yours is 50% doesn't mean everyone's is.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 10:02 AM (OguvZ)

119 113 Say these names out loud in an exaggerated Italian accent. Maybe use your hands to accentuate. It's fun!

Not as much fun for the wife who has to hear it though. Unless she starts an argument back - "Fettucini!, Alfredo! Gabbagool!"

We've been married for awhile.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (2FaHc)

======

We found a locally owned and tiny Italian market on the way back from Dolley's work. Great tiramisu. Ready to heat meals. Made-in-store sausages.

The guy who helped us was pure Guido.

Loved it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

120 #105 And now the actors are on the range firing them. Probably live-ammo at a real British Army range.

BTW, No.4 rifles with spike bayonet; 1958 Pattern gear; and 'tortoise' helmets, I think they were nicknamed. No Stens yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 10:02 AM (UfUdn)

121 Hello Sailor!

Posted by: Dr. William Kristol, Admiral and Chief Cabin Boy Comforter at May 03, 2024 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

122 Morn' all... Well done painting.... So I see there were less jobs than expected for April and unemployment went up to 3.9... And the market is up over 500.. Does not compute unless they think the abysmal jobs will make them lower interest rates

Posted by: Newcomers at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM (Akjoo)

123 Penguins won't fly up and get tangled in a woman's beehive hairdo like the vile bats. It's why all ladies wore proper hats back in the day.

Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM (V5BDR)

124 back from Dolley's work. Great tiramisu. Ready to heat meals. Made-in-store sausages.

The guy who helped us was pure Guido.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

How's the gabagool?

Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 03, 2024 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

125 Here's a fact about the subject of this painting that they don't teach you in art school:

He's nekkid underneath those clothes

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 10:04 AM (a3Q+t)

126 Morn' all... Well done painting.... So I see there were less jobs than expected for April and unemployment went up to 3.9... And the market is up over 500.. Does not compute unless they think the abysmal jobs will make them lower interest rates

That's what they WANT you to think.

Posted by: Vizzini at May 03, 2024 10:04 AM (CsUN+)

127
He already pointed out his match is 100%.

-/

And math still works the same.

$1000 contribution. $1000 match. $2000 total. Takes 50.1% to be in the red on the initial $1000 contribution.

Doesn’t matter what the match is, there’s no guaranteed return.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 10:04 AM (tpjlM)

128 Takes 50.1% to be in the red on the initial $1000 contribution.

Which is exactly what he said - he could lose 50%.

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2024 10:06 AM (OguvZ)

129 112 >>Sharpton: Democrats Losing [illusion of] "Moral High Ground" by Not Condemning Protests


That is both maddingly and hilariously un-self aware of him to say that.

Did no one laugh out loud and/or challenge him after uttering that gem?
Posted by: Vocal Fry Uptalker at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (cCVOS

Al Sharpton be like, "Maybe we've become to anti-Semitic!"

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley Admiration Society at May 03, 2024 10:06 AM (T5rYD)

130 CHASER: Johnson’s Incompetence Continues as He Screws Up Anti-Semitism Resolution; Then Democrats Embarrass Him on Procedural Vote

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The GOP has their Johnson caught in the meat grinder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

131 Where does the name "Guido" come from, anyway? Is it short for something? I can't think of a cognate for it in any other European language.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:06 AM (9yWhg)

132 How'd they determine that 14 was the right number? I strongly suspect it is based on something real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Having drawn up a form or two in my office over the past decade and a half, I'm going with "that was what they had space for".

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 10:07 AM (OUMaO)

133
Having drawn up a form or two in my office over the past decade and a half, I'm going with "that was what they had space for".
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 10:07 AM (OUMaO)

It’s #science!

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 10:07 AM (tpjlM)

134 Wait...
Ohio has a child support form that has 14 blank lines for 14 possible fathers?? And some have had all of the lines filled in?!

I weep for my 19 year old son who is looking for a good girl to marry.

Posted by: jmel at May 03, 2024 10:08 AM (RWHIh)

135 After court, Trump delivers pizza to the firefighters of the FDNY.

He could make a good showing in NY.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 10:08 AM (ENQN6)

136 131 Where does the name "Guido" come from, anyway? Is it short for something? I can't think of a cognate for it in any other European language.
____

It-eh came-eh from mia mama's side-eh

Posted by: Fr Guido Sarducci at May 03, 2024 10:08 AM (2FaHc)

137 Morning.

That guy looks like he wants to jump me. In a gay way.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:09 AM (1Yy3c)

138 Boeing: From Aviation Excellence to ESG Disaster

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Come DEI with us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:10 AM (L/fGl)

139 Buzz Miller (Dan Aykroyd) on Titian at 0:40

https://tinyurl.com/ym53y7e9

Posted by: Vizzini at May 03, 2024 10:11 AM (CsUN+)

140 That guy looks like he wants to jump me. In a gay way.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:09 AM (1Yy3c)

don't know if I would've said that....

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

141 "How uuuu dooo-in...." w/ NY accent, and winks.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at May 03, 2024 10:11 AM (2waQ7)

142 I spent the 1st 18 years of my life in Paterson.
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

Paterson was a lovely place full of industry and varied ethnic neighborhoods. Then it became an unsafe, crime-ridden hellhole, the industry and jobs disappeared, and people fled for safer climes. Story of many American cities that have become third-world.

Posted by: Sad Commentary at May 03, 2024 10:11 AM (V5BDR)

143 Ohio has a child support form that has 14 blank lines for 14 possible fathers?? And some have had all of the lines filled in?!
___

*puffs on bong*
How am I s'pose to know which one of these deadbeat losers is the baby-daddy?
*pulls handful of cheetos out of the bag*

Posted by: Ohio mom at May 03, 2024 10:11 AM (2FaHc)

144 Ohio has a child support form that has 14 blank lines for 14 possible fathers?? And some have had all of the lines filled in?!

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Well, three day weekend.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (L/fGl)

145 Portraits in stupidity...

Drea Humphrey - Prepping and Politics @DreaHumphrey
Totally not Wacko.
https://tinyurl.com/3du4d6c7

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (UfUdn)

146 I adore this headline from CNBC since it encapsulates all that is wrong with the media.
https://tinyurl.com/y4j67rxc
I assume the PDT entity was their only client based on the headline. Anyone think that a company can survive on Trump business only? I would guess they were targeted because of PDT.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (2NHgQ)

147 FFS

https://tinyurl.com/3sxmj776

LARPING

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (ENQN6)

148 It looks like someone filled his shoes with baked beans again, and he suspects Tiziano.

Posted by: Raphael at May 03, 2024 10:13 AM (Vf0uo)

149 Hmmm. According to Wiki, "Guido" comes from an old Germanic term for "wood" or "forest." So "Woody," basically.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)

150 147 FFS

https://tinyurl.com/3sxmj776

LARPING
____

Looks like the first time they tried running since they were toddlers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 10:14 AM (2FaHc)

151 1 A R T
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)

D O G ?

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 10:14 AM (o3SCB)

152 Penguins won't fly up and get tangled in a woman's beehive hairdo
Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM


Pffft.

Posted by: Black Widows at May 03, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

153 6
Long write-up here

https://tinyurl.com/2j3uurv9

Posted by: Ciampino - Hello, Goodbye, Ciao at May 03, 2024 10:14 AM (qfLjt)

154 Penguins won't fly up and get tangled in a woman's beehive hairdo
Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM


The gals just can't wear fishnets around them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:15 AM (9yWhg)

155 Penguins won't fly up and get tangled in a woman's beehive hairdo
Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM


The gals just can't wear fishnets around them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:15 AM (9yWhg)

That's a damn shame.

Posted by: Morris Day at May 03, 2024 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

156 Having drawn up a form or two in my office over the past decade and a half, I'm going with "that was what they had space for".
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 10:07 AM (OUMaO)
++++
Hmmm. So yet again, I made a fundamental error when I went looking for a reason?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 10:16 AM (HnUIn)

157 149 Hmmm. According to Wiki, "Guido" comes from an old Germanic term for "wood" or "forest." So "Woody," basically.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
----
Guidare: to drive or steer or guide
Guido: 1st person as in 'io guido' = 'I drive'; also a man's name
Guida: a guide

Posted by: Ciampino - today's Italian lesson {quiz tomorrow} at May 03, 2024 10:19 AM (qfLjt)

158 That guy looks like he wants to jump me. In a gay way.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:09 AM (1Yy3c)

don't know if I would've said that....


Right? Sometimes it's best just to keep your mouth shut.

Posted by: Kristi N. at May 03, 2024 10:19 AM (CsUN+)

159 Gerolamo is a UCLA occupation camp 8.

Posted by: Candidus at May 03, 2024 10:20 AM (hbkSB)

160 Hmmm. So yet again, I made a fundamental error when I went looking for a reason?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I mean...it's a reason...it's probably just a bit more prosaic and mundane than you were expecting, is all.

Seriously, you'd be shocked how often that's why some things are as they are. Or maybe not. (I'd be willing to be the form has text to the effect of "attach sheet if more candidates".)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 10:20 AM (OUMaO)

161 Fire Marshal Jamaal's tragic childhood.

Breaking911
@Breaking911
REP. BOWMAN: “When I was 11, I was a victim of police brutality simply for being black in America. Now, I see that brutality being inflicted on peaceful students at Columbia.” 🤡

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

162 Penguins won't fly up and get tangled in a woman's beehive hairdo
Posted by: Rollin' In Dough at May 03, 2024 10:03 AM


Of course not. Penguins can't fly.

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at May 03, 2024 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)

163 Hmmm. According to Wiki, "Guido" comes from an old Germanic term for "wood" or "forest." So "Woody," basically.

Waldo, I might believe.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2024 10:21 AM (B46kE)

164 Seriously, you'd be shocked how often that's why some things are as they are. Or maybe not. (I'd be willing to be the form has text to the effect of "attach sheet if more candidates".)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 03, 2024 10:20 AM (OUMaO)
++++
Yeah, pragmatic "meh, it'll fit" drives rather a lot of processes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

165 Fire Marshal Jamaal's tragic childhood.

Breaking911
@Breaking911
REP. BOWMAN: “When I was 11, I was a victim of police brutality simply for being black in America. Now, I see that brutality being inflicted on peaceful students at Columbia.”


Show us on the doll where the bad fire alarm touched you.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:21 AM (CsUN+)

166 Bloomberg: US Labor Costs Rise by Most in a Year as Productivity Cools.
-US Labor Costs Rise by Most in a Year as Productivity Cools
-Unit labor costs jump 4.7% after muted second half of 2023

Sustained productivity slowdown could limit inflation progress
Jobless Claims Hold Steady as Nonfarm Productivity Slows


In part due to labor having power at the moment. How about the mucky mucks at the top stop jamming $$$ into their pockets?

Yay! People are making more money and getting better benefits, this is always what is best for the economy.

That is what needs to happen so that the large majority of people get a bigger piece of the pie.

In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

167 I remember as a child going to a summer Bible conference and being in a screened, barn-like, meeting hall that might have seated 500 people. At night, a bar got in and was flying up in the rafters above us. Many ladies were upset and got kerchiefs out of their handbags and put them on. They all knew that a bat could ruin their permanent nesting in their hair.

Posted by: Penguins, FTW!! at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (V5BDR)

168 Waldo, I might believe.
Posted by: t-bird

Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:23 AM (9yWhg)

169 In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

sure, you did.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 10:25 AM (AwYPR)

170 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

They seriously did the "Chocolate ration has been raised from 20 grams to 15 grams" thing?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2024 10:25 AM (XjtdB)

171 In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Just wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 10:25 AM (R4t5M)

172 These scruffy-looking pieces of shit. Will they try this at a place of work, non-governmental of course? That skank in the front, at first I thought it was a guy!

https://tinyurl.com/y9kxudps

Posted by: Ciampino - Imagine doing this in China at May 03, 2024 10:25 AM (qfLjt)

173 105 Pretty cool.

I'm recording the 1960 Britcom Carry On, Sergeant and one of the actors just assembled a Bren Gun in front of the classroom of National Service recruits.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:57 AM (UfUdn)

Gun-thread worthy.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM (o3SCB)

174 The story of my former company. Outsourcing American jobs to India and Brazil for a fraction of the cost of an American worker.

Stellantis hires engineers in Brazil, India for $53,000 a year to save costs

https://bit.ly/3UrUes5

All because they are forced to make EVs due to the WEF policies enacted in every western nation's Deep State. In the USA, it's the EPA regulations and standards, put in place by the Obama Administration in 2009. Trump Administration put a stop to the ridiculous increase in those regulations, but they were put back on track by the Biden Administration after the stolen election.

Trump Administration America First policies also penalized companies for outsourcing and incentivized companies for adding jobs in the USA. That was also ended after the stolen election.

Of course, they are getting what they pay for with these "engineers". The majority of them are awful.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM (P5BPp)

175 So, since the thread seems kind of dead:

The new Exorcist film probably got its best possible update: To be directed by Mike Flanagan. Apparently, he's signed up for two.

I mean, I don't hate David Gordon Green, but dude completely wasted the potential of his Exorcist effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

176 no you didn't, it didn't keep up with inflation,

so trump social was the 1500th outfit to get fleeced,
heck of a job sec,

Posted by: no 6 at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (PXvVL)

177 If this was a Joseph Ducreux the guy would be doing the finger going into ok sign while raising an eyebrow.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (Y6IkP)

178 More from Fire Marshal Jamaal.

Congressman Jamaal Bowman
@RepBowman
A year ago, Jordan Neely was murdered on the subway for being Black, unhoused, and hungry.
Unhoused people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services and community care, not violence and death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

179 178 More from Fire Marshal Jamaal.

Congressman Jamaal Bowman
@RepBowman
A year ago, Jordan Neely was murdered on the subway for being Black, unhoused, and hungry.
Unhoused people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services and community care, not violence and death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

======

How about a mental institution?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

180 In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Yeah, inflation and rising food prices are a mere inconvenience.

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 10:28 AM (Oy/m2)

181 I think the prequel set in kenya, had the spookiest vibe without the jump scares,

Posted by: no 6 at May 03, 2024 10:28 AM (PXvVL)

182 Bloomberg: US Labor Costs Rise by Most in a Year as Productivity Cools.
-US Labor Costs Rise by Most in a Year as Productivity Cools
-Unit labor costs jump 4.7% after muted second half of 2023

Sustained productivity slowdown could limit inflation progress ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (JCZqz)
++++
This is interesting framing by Bloomberg, and subtle.

It's true as such. More dollars are entering employees' pockets, but proportionally more production is not entering the economy.

But the framing is where it's interesting. "Sustained productivity slowdown could limit inflation progress" See what they did there? They transferred the burden.

The productivity drop is *because* of the inflation. People need more money but inflation is outpacing growth. It's corrosive. The productivity drop - units produced per dollar (or hour, depending on basis) - would not have happened if not for the inflation. It's a consequence, not a cause of the current inflation (as opposed to, for example, oversized wage gains due to a new union contract).

But Bloomberg just shifted the cause off of government and onto employees.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)

183 >147 FFS

https://tinyurl.com/3sxmj776

LARPING

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (ENQN6)

Not sure what's worse, that he runs like a fag or the trash can shield.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 03, 2024 10:29 AM (Ys9p5)

184 180 In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Yeah, inflation and rising food prices are a mere inconvenience.
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 10:28 AM (Oy/m2)

========

"Official inflation numbers are less than wage growth. Also, egg prices dropped from their high. Also, I'm still finding it really hard to feed my family, but it's the fault of corporate profiteers who are driving up inflation. Thank Gaia Biden reigned in inflation so it's not a problem anymore. Also, lentils are surprisingly filling! Much better than bread."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

185 166
In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 10:22 AM (JCZqz)
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Inflation goes up to 21% and wages go up 3% -- yay we're winning!

Posted by: Ciampino - Minority Economics at May 03, 2024 10:29 AM (qfLjt)

186 @RepBowman
A year ago, Jordan Neely was murdered on the subway for being Black, unhoused, and hungry.
Unhoused people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services and community care, not violence and death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
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Is "wraparound" the new word for "cradle-to-grave?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (HnUIn)

187 185 Inflation goes up to 21% and wages go up 3% -- yay we're winning!
Posted by: Ciampino - Minority Economics at May 03, 2024 10:29 AM (qfLjt)

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"But the official inflation numbers for last month were 3%! We've beat inflation! Prices are going down!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

188 Of course, they are getting what they pay for with these "engineers". The majority of them are awful.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM

You shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Boeing at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (Ag7IE)

189 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Friday! I think I'll make cookies.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (W/lyH)

190 At this point I'd put money on Trump's being assassinated and the new President being hand-picked at the GOP convention from a short list of compromised candidates acceptable to the deep state.

The thinking being, if we replace Biden with a pro-Ukraine Republican that will mollify the public outrage at Trump's death.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (GD2xa)

191 Unhoused people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services ...
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I sorta think he got the wraparound services he deserved.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:31 AM (wQXfi)

192 186 Is "wraparound" the new word for "cradle-to-grave?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 10:30 AM (HnUIn)

=======

Could be an advocation for the return of mental institutions.

Maybe?

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

193 These scruffy-looking pieces of shit. Will they try this at a place of work, non-governmental of course? That skank in the front, at first I thought it was a guy!

https://tinyurl.com/y9kxudps
Posted by: Ciampino - Imagine doing this in China at May 03, 2024 10:25 AM (qfLjt)

I understand how you think she might be a dude what with her mustache and all.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:31 AM (1Yy3c)

194 I think I'll make cookies.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'll take oatmeal, please. Just plain, no raisins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

195 Congressman Jamaal Bowman
@RepBowman
A year ago, Jordan Neely was murdered on the subway for being Black, unhoused, and hungry.
Unhoused people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services and community care, not violence and death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:27 AM

Or you know, you could always do something about crime and stop importing people from third world shit holes. But that would make sense. Carry of Fire Chief.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (Ag7IE)

196 Not sure what's worse, that he runs like a fag or the trash can shield.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

We're losing ground to these retards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (R4t5M)

197 > Is "wraparound" the new word for "cradle-to-grave?"
___________

I was thinking more along the lines of a straightjacket.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (Q4IgG)

198 Not sure what's worse, that he runs like a fag or the trash can shield.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

We're losing ground to these retards.


No. No we aren't.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:33 AM (CsUN+)

199 190 At this point I'd put money on Trump's being assassinated and the new President being hand-picked at the GOP convention from a short list of compromised candidates acceptable to the deep state.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Pale, schlubby, and ready to sell out to the Uniparty!

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 03, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

200 In other words, we got a raise....about time. That's Bidenomics.

Yeah, inflation and rising food prices are a mere inconvenience.


Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 10:28 AM

Who is getting these raises? My company laid me off from my $110k job in order to outsource my position to "engineers" in India and Brazil to pay them $53k. Old company then tells me they have US positions open in my old department, but the salary is $83k. So that's a $27k loss in salary. No raise there at all.

THAT'S "Bidenomics".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 10:34 AM (P5BPp)

201 Could be an advocation for the return of mental institutions.

Maybe?

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

We can't do that, because you'll forget they exist, and they will no longer be useful as a political weapon.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2024 10:34 AM (IKcSj)

202 198 Not sure what's worse, that he runs like a fag or the trash can shield.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

We're losing ground to these retards.

No. No we aren't.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:33 AM (CsUN+)

=======

Leftist oligarchs pay for this stuff because the people aren't going to do it themselves. Much like voting the right way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

203 Today is AI day.

I am getting process training from an AI on our impending ERP update.

And I am using CoPilot to generate meeting notes from a half a dozen calls.

Ersatz Lincoln Steffens: I have seen the future and it sucks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:34 AM (XV/Pl)

204 The new Exorcist film probably got its best possible update: To be directed by Mike Flanagan. Apparently, he's signed up for two.

I mean, I don't hate David Gordon Green, but dude completely wasted the potential of his Exorcist effort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

If they're going to run the Exorcist into the ground they might as well go big.

I want see Satan come out in a silly red cape and just run roughshod over people and then get punched in the face. Like a real strongman fight with muscles and punching and body slamming and just ridiculous bullshit.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:35 AM (1Yy3c)

205 I think I'll make cookies.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'll take oatmeal, please. Just plain, no raisins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

You're missing out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

206 I'll take oatmeal, please. Just plain, no raisins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

You're missing out.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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This week my kind neighbor brought over some oatmeal cookies with corn flakes, no raisins. They're very tasty.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:36 AM (wQXfi)

207 Not the first to say this and will not be the last. PDT was the best thing to happen to the media whores in years. Their reporting on him, mostly lies, sells a lot of fish wrap actual and digital.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 10:36 AM (2NHgQ)

208 They're very tasty.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:36 AM (wQXfi)

Did you save any for the Horde?

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:37 AM (1Yy3c)

209 @190

>>At this point I'd put money on Trump's being assassinated and the new President being hand-picked at the GOP convention from a short list of compromised candidates acceptable to the deep state.

I think if they were going to go that route they would have done the deed a long time ago, it's too destabilizing, I think the plan is the same as it was in 2020, rely on their ability to "fortify" elections and then leverage Lawfare to bury Trump in a hole so deep, he'll never see the light of day again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:37 AM (XV/Pl)

210 I think I'll make cookies.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'll take oatmeal, please. Just plain, no raisins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

You're missing out.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Yes, please. I'll eat the ones with rasins that Bulgaroctonus doesn't want.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2024 10:37 AM (MsrgL)

211 I'll take oatmeal, please. Just plain, no raisins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)

You're missing out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

craisins work pretty well...dried cherries, too

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2024 10:38 AM (AwYPR)

212 This week my kind neighbor brought over some oatmeal cookies with corn flakes, no raisins. They're very tasty.
Posted by: screaming in digital


I miss cookies. Can't eat them because of my diabetes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)

213 One of the only times I'll eat raisins is in oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 03, 2024 10:39 AM (R4t5M)

214 At this point I'd put money on Trump's being assassinated and the new President being hand-picked at the GOP convention from a short list of compromised candidates acceptable to the deep state.

Schlichter has a good column on potential Veep picks. Kristi Noem is, how you say, not at the top. Possibles include DeSantis (no), Youngkin (yes), Rubio (hell no), Burgum (eh), Robert O’Brien (who?), JD Vance (yes), Kim Reynolds (Iowa Gov), and Sarah Huckabee Sanders (maybe). All save Noem have the advantage of not having shot puppies and then blabbing about it to the world.

https://tinyurl.com/bddfzj4a

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:39 AM (CsUN+)

215 That is what needs to happen so that the large majority of people get a bigger piece of the pie.



THERE IS NO PIE.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 03, 2024 10:40 AM (U8kCF)

216 173 105 Pretty cool.

I'm recording the 1960 Britcom Carry On, Sergeant and one of the actors just assembled a Bren Gun in front of the classroom of National Service recruits.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:57 AM (UfUdn)

Gun-thread worthy.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 10:26 AM (o3SCB)
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I know that movie very well, saw it when it was released. The instructor didn't know that the recruit had worked at the Bren-gun factory.
This was the very first Carry On film I think.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Sid James yet at May 03, 2024 10:40 AM (qfLjt)

217 Did you save any for the Horde?
Posted by: Robert
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*pushes cookie through USB port*

Y'know, I should ask her for the recipe so I can bring some to Corsicana.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:41 AM (wQXfi)

218 Schlichter has a good column on potential Veep picks. Kristi Noem is, how you say, not at the top. Possibles include DeSantis (no), Youngkin (yes), Rubio (hell no), Burgum (eh), Robert O’Brien (who?), JD Vance (yes), Kim Reynolds (Iowa Gov), and Sarah Huckabee Sanders (maybe). All save Noem have the advantage of not having shot puppies and then blabbing about it to the world.

Not viewed as credible: Tim Scott and Vivek. Both are, however, not puppy shooters.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:41 AM (CsUN+)

219 This week my kind neighbor brought over some oatmeal cookies with corn flakes, no raisins. They're very tasty.
Posted by: screaming in digital


I miss cookies. Can't eat them because of my diabetes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)

Don't let minor things like keeping your toes, kidneys, and eyesight stand between you and delicious cookies.

Posted by: Big Drug at May 03, 2024 10:41 AM (4I/2K)

220 well he was in a stabby mood, and had just been released from jail so maybe that might have led things to where they ended up,

Posted by: no 6 at May 03, 2024 10:42 AM (PXvVL)

221 @214

>>Schlichter has a good column on potential Veep picks.

I don't believe Trump is going to pick a female VP, the only value adds on the list are Youngkin and Burgham, he could also choose Rick Scott as a wild card, the rest I can't see him picking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)

222 Noem wiffed on men in women's sports long ago.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 03, 2024 10:42 AM (U8kCF)

223 The thinking being, if we replace Biden with a pro-Ukraine Republican that will mollify the public outrage at Trump's death.
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President Mike Johnson for the win!

Posted by: Intelligence Community at May 03, 2024 10:42 AM (2FaHc)

224 I miss cookies. Can't eat them because of my diabetes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I've cut way back on desserts in the last year in an attempt to ward off diabeetus, because I'm pretty much doomed in terms of genetics. I really fell off the wagon this past week though.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (wQXfi)

225 “Harry Potter” Star Daniel Radcliffe Says J.K. Rowling’s Comments Decrying Transgender Ideology Make Him “Really Sad”

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Ironically, that proves it. He's a girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

226 Schlichter has a good column on potential Veep picks. Kristi Noem is, how you say, not at the top. Possibles include DeSantis (no),

To be clear, I wouldn't mind DeS in the veep slot at all, but I would be astonished if he took it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (CsUN+)

227 The story of my former company. Outsourcing American jobs to India and Brazil for a fraction of the cost of an American worker.

Stellantis hires engineers in Brazil, India for $53,000 a year to save costs

https://bit.ly/3UrUes5

All because they are forced to make EVs due to the WEF policies enacted in every western nation's Deep State. In the USA, it's the EPA regulations and standards, put in place by the Obama Administration in 2009. Trump Administration put a stop to the ridiculous increase in those regulations, but they were put back on track by the Biden Administration after the stolen election.

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If one uses stolen technology and slave labor, I think EV can turn a profit, assuming the governments mandate consumers purchase one every three or four years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (lTGtQ)

228 I don't believe Trump is going to pick a female VP, the only value adds on the list are Youngkin and Burgham, he could also choose Rick Scott as a wild card, the rest I can't see him picking.

I was a bit surprised not to see Stefanik on the list.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:44 AM (CsUN+)

229 “Harry Potter” Star Daniel Radcliffe Says J.K. Rowling’s Comments Decrying Transgender Ideology Make Him “Really Sad”

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Ironically, that proves it. He's a girl.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (L/fGl)
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I thought he was a Swiss Army Man

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 10:45 AM (7fElN)

230 *pushes cookie through USB port*

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:41 AM (wQXfi)

*Downloading 3%...4%...5%...*

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:46 AM (1Yy3c)

231 CBD, I read Carden's article, and it's... not written from a conservative. The author treats Biden as competent, accuses Blinken of bending over backwards for an ally, and regurgitates international, eternal Israel condemnation. The piece is short of specifics when condemning Israel's supposed atrocities (other than the pearl-clutching at using AI).

The Right needs to wake up to the fact that using the "both siiiiiiides" argument with little evidence of wrongdoing on one side (and plenty on the other) is going to play right into the hands of genocidal maniacs.

Posted by: pookysgirl, going sidebar at May 03, 2024 10:46 AM (dtlDP)

232 “Harry Potter” Star Daniel Radcliffe Says J.K. Rowling’s Comments Decrying Transgender Ideology Make Him “Really Sad”

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Ironically, that proves it. He's a girl.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

For as long as he's been acting you'd think he'd have some actual chops by now.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:47 AM (1Yy3c)

233 If one uses stolen technology and slave labor, I think EV can turn a profit, assuming the governments mandate consumers purchase one every three or four years.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM (lTGtQ)
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The fact that it only *may* be possible to turn a profit using stolen technology and slave labor shows just how bad EVs really are...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 10:47 AM (7fElN)

234 Most of the commenter here managed to not shoot a pet yesterday, so we're all potential vp picks.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 03, 2024 10:47 AM (Jnwba)

235 So Harry and Hermione have gone full woke. What about the actor who played Ron?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

236 Could be an advocation for the return of mental institutions.

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Maybe they could open one adjacent to the Capitol to cut down on transportation costs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

237 I don't believe Trump is going to pick a female VP, the only value adds on the list are Youngkin and Burgham, he could also choose Rick Scott as a wild card, the rest I can't see him picking.

I was a bit surprised not to see Stefanik on the list.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2024 10:44 AM (CsUN+)

My bet is it's Stefanik.

When will the announcement get made, anyway? Two minutes before the start of the Convention?

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 10:48 AM (1Yy3c)

238 "You can't say enough good about an afternoon cookie."

-Unknown

Posted by: 496 at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (Bf+P4)

239 235 So Harry and Hermione have gone full woke. What about the actor who played Ron?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

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Rupert Grint feels both weird and down to earth. He was never going to be much of an actor (though he does have a career, he was in M. Night's most recent film), but it seems like he does it because he has no other skills, happy to be a supporting player forever.

He also bought an ice cream truck at one point near the end of Harry Potter. He took it to the wrap party and served ice cream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

240 222 Noem wiffed on men in women's sports long ago.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 03, 2024 10:42 AM (U8kCF)

She went 0-2 on that when she then blamed conservatives for being upset about it. I remember either her or her staffer calling out "conservative cancel culture."

She's an idiot.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (KbCG3)

241 “Doctor Who” Showrunner Confirms Upcoming Season to Feature Heavy Focus on Progressive Messaging

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Whoa! Who couldda seen that coming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

242 @232

>>For as long as he's been acting you'd think he'd have some actual chops by now.

He's got Elijah Woods disease, tiny slight guy who made bank in a tentpole franchise who never really stretched beyond the franchise.

Once Tom Holland burns out of Spiderman/Marvel, he's going to be in the same boat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (XV/Pl)

243 If only we did a better job of institutionalizing the mentally ill, we wouldn't have the politicians and HOA Boards we have today.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 10:51 AM (4I/2K)

244 John Dingell used his accumulated political clout to keep the EPA at 'unhinged' versus their inclination to be 'maniacally unhinged.'

For this, he is celebrated.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 03, 2024 10:51 AM (Jnwba)

245 Rupert Grint feels both weird and down to earth. He was never going to be much of an actor (though he does have a career, he was in M. Night's most recent film), but it seems like he does it because he has no other skills, happy to be a supporting player forever.

He also bought an ice cream truck at one point near the end of Harry Potter. He took it to the wrap party and served ice cream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

The many iterations of Jesse Plemons should give hope to ginger actors everywhere.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 10:52 AM (KbCG3)

246 people like Jordan should be met with wraparound services

*******

Straitjacket...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 10:52 AM (l4B/J)

247 NBC:

Sen. Lindsey Graham said Wednesday that the FBI was in possession of his phone after he received a message from someone impersonating Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "I get a message, I think, from Schumer," Graham, R-S.C., said during a panel discussion about artificial intelligence regulations at The Hill and Valley Forum. "It ain't from Schumer."

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

248 The many iterations of Jesse Plemons should give hope to ginger actors everywhere.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 10:52 AM (KbCG3)

Yes! - Yahoo Serious

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2024 10:53 AM (4I/2K)

249 Elijah Woods has an advantage over Radcliff in that his parents protected him every step of his youth and, as such, he's not criminally insane. (Although he sure can play it well... remember him in Sin City?)

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 10:53 AM (skAOD)

250 Oklahoma School Superintendent Tells Satanists They Can “Go to Hell”

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See? It's hate speech like this that is coarsening society.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

251 Elijah Woods has an advantage over Radcliff in that his parents protected him every step of his youth and, as such, he's not criminally insane. (Although he sure can play it well... remember him in Sin City?)
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 10:53 AM (skAOD)
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I think Elijah Woods earned enough from LOTR that he really doesn't have to work any more, so he can just focus on indie projects that sound interesting to him.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 10:55 AM (7fElN)

252 If one uses stolen technology and slave labor, I think EV can turn a profit, assuming the governments mandate consumers purchase one every three or four years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 10:43 AM

The EPA regulations make it impossible for ICE vehicles to meet the standard targets for fuel economy and CO2 emissions. Thus, every automaker has eliminated gas vehicles from their future product line going forward. The ridiculous targets -- (which come with company-destroying fines and sales bans) -- start in 2025.

Knowing that, I bought a new gas vehicle last year. Will likely be the last I am allowed to buy going forward as new ones will no longer be available.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 03, 2024 10:55 AM (P5BPp)

253 Oklahoma School Superintendent Tells Satanists They Can “Go to Hell”
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Shouldn't that be a compliment to a Satanist?

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 03, 2024 10:55 AM (wQXfi)

254 Re: Woods. That's apparently true. It's the only rational way I can explain him doing Wilfred for 5 seasons.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 10:56 AM (skAOD)

255 Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 03, 2024 10:47 AM (Jnwba)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 10:56 AM (XkYcA)

256 Prop comedy will make a comeback. Any minute now.

Posted by: Carrot Top at May 03, 2024 10:56 AM (4I/2K)

257 The Columbia Law Review admin board of student editors is now asking the law school to cancel exams and give students passing grades because they are “irrevocably shaken” and “unable to focus and highly emotional during this tumultuous time.”

ffs

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 10:56 AM (ENQN6)

258 251 I think Elijah Woods earned enough from LOTR that he really doesn't have to work any more, so he can just focus on indie projects that sound interesting to him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 10:55 AM (7fElN)

=======

Radcliffe most likely made a whole lot more, so he's doing that too.

He's in plays all the time. He stuff like Swiss Army Man or Guns Akimbo.

He's also made a nice documentary about his stunt guy who got crippled while making Harry Potter 4.

He's just a nutter who thinks that saying men are men and women are women is an attack on trans people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

259 @249

>>Elijah Woods has an advantage over Radcliff in that his parents protected him every step of his youth and, as such, he's not criminally insane.

The only thing he's done after LOTR that I've liked was Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency, other than that he seems to be mostly producing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)

260 254 Re: Woods. That's apparently true. It's the only rational way I can explain him doing Wilfred for 5 seasons.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 10:56 AM (skAOD)

Forgot about that show.

And I think I watched every season, ha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2024 10:57 AM (KbCG3)

261 “Harry Potter” Star Daniel Radcliffe Says J.K. Rowling’s Comments Decrying Transgender Ideology Make Him “Really Sad”

I have to agree with you, there, Daniel- you're really sad.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2024 10:58 AM (ueHpO)

262 I'd completely forgotten Woods was in Dirk Gently, and I LOVED that, so I think we're even.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 10:58 AM (skAOD)

263 Of course, they are getting what they pay for with these "engineers". The majority of them are awful.

And the real cost of shitty engineering is shitty product quality and increased production costs which are easy to bury and blow off.

And the government actually makes less in taxes.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 10:59 AM (QB+5g)

264 So the Pride season has started early. There were "pride" band aids on the shelf at the market, because of course, that's what every mom and dad should first think of when your kids trips on exercise equipment at the park and has a bloody forehead :"I must show everyone that I support LBGTQ rights. Get me a rainbow band aid." (Sigh) And it's not even June yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 11:01 AM (XkYcA)

265 Noodus Throckmortenii

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

266 “Doctor Who” Showrunner Confirms Upcoming Season to Feature Heavy Focus on Progressive Messaging

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Whoa! Who couldda seen that coming?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

On a very special Doctor Who, the Doctor rapes a trans eight year old.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (1Yy3c)

267
The Columbia Law Review admin board of student editors is now asking the law school to cancel exams and give students passing grades because they are “irrevocably shaken” and “unable to focus and highly emotional during this tumultuous time.”

ffs
Posted by: rhennigantx


Let's get their names and faces out there so no one makes the mistake of hiring an "irrevocably shaken" (not stirred), and thus defective, attorney.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (xG4kz)

268 Oatmeal cookies are my raisin d'être...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2024 11:02 AM (l4B/J)

269 [Twilight Zone theme]

Hulk Hogan Says He Got a Voice Message from Roddy Piper Two Days After His Death

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 03, 2024 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

270 145 Portraits in stupidity...

Drea Humphrey - Prepping and Politics @DreaHumphrey
Totally not Wacko.
https://tinyurl.com/3du4d6c7
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 10:12 AM (UfUdn)

I don't believe you....

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 11:20 AM (o3SCB)

271 https://tinyurl.com/2v2rtvv5

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 03, 2024 12:14 PM (wGerL)

272 You talkin' to ME?

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at May 03, 2024 06:29 PM (kvDvI)

The Morning Report — 5/3/24

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Good morning, kids. It certainly looks as if Netanyahu has indeed had enough of Biden, Blinken and the jug-eared dog-eating closet queen from Kalorama and has told them to go piss up a rope insofar as an insane ceasefire. Considering the mass slaughter and savagery perpetrated by these subhuman Islamic monsters and the fact that the hostages are likely dead or, at this point praying for death, a ceasefire right now, with the IDF poised to wipe out Hamas' last redoubt, is akin to Curtis LeMay giving Tojo the atomic bombs and letting the Japanese nuke America.

I can't read Netanyahu's mind, but perhaps after years of living in denial about the United States insofar as the desperate desire to maintain the illusion of America as Israel's most steadfast ally, regardless of who's in charge, he's finally realized that given who's in charge now, the America government today is at best no longer an ally and should likely be considered firmly in the enemy camp if not an actual enemy.

That statement now applies to the American citizenry and its relationship with the Junta. As horrific as the pogrom unleashed on Israel last October was, the reaction to it by the alleged civilized world and here at home by the Democrat-Left, from a political standpoint, has been gold delivered to us on a silver platter.

Remember that Joe Biden, as horrendous an example of a human being to have ever obtained political office in this country, just behind the Clintons and Kennedys, was deliberately chosen by Obama because his veneer of being an alleged moderate of the old school gave Obama the cover, on top of his mulatto melanin, to unleash his radical Maoism on America with impunity.

Now as his puppet, with the disaster of the past three years exploding that myth to all but the truest of true believer leftists, the pre-planned explosion of campus Jew-hate that dates back to shortly after the IDF began its retaliatory war on Hamas in Gaza, is likely the nail in their coffin as far as this November goes. Election fraud, the kangaroo court Trump show trials, and perhaps mass rioting this summer in Chicago and Milwaukee and all over the place as the pretext for martial law and another CIA/DOJ/State Dept. color revolution right here notwithstanding.

With that, Biden is caught between having to appease his radical base and not totally turning off not just Jewish voters but anyone who has eyes to see what the hell is going on both here and abroad. Hence his latest clumsy attempt to equivocate Israel and "Palestine" while then going on to say he is not wavering in his support for Israel, phony as that surely is.

On top of that was his calling Japan, as well as India and China "xenophobic" for not committing cultural suicide via mass immigration. Like we are. It's like the left hand doesn't know what the far left hand is doing.

Regardless of the gaffes, the little-girl-groping, the stumbling and shambling, the lying, the raging against Americans for not praising his destroying their life savings, and his impotent raging at Trump, his venality and corruption is amplified by those to whom he has whored himself.

On March 1, 2018, Joe Biden got a $200,000 check. The story of where that check came from involves everything from “bloodstained currency” to smuggled gold bars to ‘The Exorcist’. But above all else it involves an enemy Muslim tyranny with ties to 9/11 and Hamas.

When I first broke the story a week before Election Day, it was about how hospital patients in smaller poorer hospitals, including one that had inspired ‘The Exorcist’, had suffered because of the corrupt greed of the Biden family. But even then there was a strange element which led to one of the key figures in the case receiving “blood-stained currency from a Middle Eastern country” and a “torture ticket” after suing James Biden: Joe’s brother.

Four years later, in the midst of the Hamas war, the identity of the “Middle Eastern country” behind the Biden business takes on new importance because it is a state sponsor of Hamas. And congressional investigators and investigative journalists have also traced a trail from Qatar, through James’ health care business to that $200,000 check he sent to Joe Biden.

The health care business that brought together the Biden family and an Islamic terror state had targeted stricken rural hospitals in Kentucky, Missouri and Pennsylvania. . .

. . . Qatar’s ties to the Muslim Brotherhood (the parent organization of Hamas) and Iran had led to an embargo by its neighbors. And Qatar’s ties to terrorists, including to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind of 9/11, who hid out there until he was allegedly tipped off by a member of the Islamic tyranny’s royal family that America was coming to get him, may have complicated the proposed investment funding mechanisms.

The next stage of the plan involved James Biden becoming the “chief global banking emissary” for Billerfy which processed payments for a cryptocurrency exchange known as Quadriga that traded money for crypto. Later that year, Billerfy’s accounts were frozen and millions were found in a personal account. Six days later, Quadriga’s 30-year-old CEO suddenly died in India, locking up $70 million in cash and $191 million in crypto. Another co-founder, Michael Patry, whose real name turned out to be Omar was raided and authorities discovered gold bars in a vault. The whole operation was then exposed as a massive ponzi scheme.

But by then James Biden had already benefited from $600,000 in “personal loans” from the health care company. On March 1, 2018, Americore wired $200,000 to James and he wrote a $200,000 check to Joe. But the loans, according to bankruptcy court documents were conditioned based on “representations that his last name, ‘Biden,’ could ‘open doors’ and that he could “obtain a large investment from the Middle East based on his political connections.”

. . . Even while undermining the sitting [Trump] administration, Biden’s brother was offering the services of his family to an enemy nation. This has wider implications beyond Qatar’s role backing Hamas. Qatar was also the central intermediary in the Taliban “deal” and had formed an alliance with Iran. It is difficult to know whether the “Biden family” relationship with Qatar played any role in the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan and in the sanctions relief offered to Iran.

We do know there was a relationship between the Biden family and a state sponsor of Hamas, which Joe Biden profited from, and that has disturbing implications for our national security.

“We’ve got people all around the world who want to invest in Joe Biden,” James Biden once bragged. One of those investors had ties to Iran, Al Qaeda, Iran and Hamas.

If the dimwits of "the Squad," in Dearbornistan and on college campuses nationwide only opened their eyes a little bit, they'd understand that Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants, with or without the string-pulling of Obama, has done more to further their twin causes of destroying Israel and destroying America than they could have ever dreamed.

And yet, they're sliming him as "genocide Joe" because they think he supports Israel? Biden may have dementia, but these assholes are just plain stupid to not see the taqqiya sunrise sundowning in the Oval Office actually making their dreams come true.

That might be just the edge we need to at least squeak by in 2024. Of course, with the CIA, DOJ, the flag officer corps and JCS and the rest of the Deep State on their side, it's going to be a very long hot summer, perhaps extending well into autumn and, God forbid, beyond.

Have a good weekend.

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1 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)

2 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 07:33 AM (a1415)

3 It's flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2024 07:33 AM (QNSds)

4
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2024 07:34 AM (bEb2S)

5 Thanks for the Morning Report JJ and hope you're doing well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:34 AM (8quvU)

6 It's Friday! Thank God!

Oh, good morning horde.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 07:35 AM (U7wke)

7 "CEO of male hair loss and ED treatment brand is ‘eager’ to hire anti-Israel student protesters.

“If you’re currently protesting against the genocide of the Palestinian people & for your university’s divestment from Israel, keep going. It’s working,” Hims CEO Andrew Dudum tweeted."


I knew that company was full of lefty homos from the first time I heard of it. Stupid gay name.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

8
Rock And Roll Hall Of Famer Duane Eddy Dies at 86

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2024 07:36 AM (bEb2S)

9 JJ, thank you so much! You are a true blessing. I have a question though.
Do the people of Israel and Palestine, actually the mid East, share a language? I'm know East Europeans are able to understand their neighbors language ( my parents were immigrants), but I don't know about the mid East.

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 03, 2024 07:36 AM (0uQp2)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 07:37 AM (Q4IgG)

11 Every one of those 'protestors' should be shown this, and then shuttled off to jail. Female protestors should be given extended sentences:

https://tinyurl.com/mswm5rnj

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 03, 2024 07:38 AM (DIB8X)

12 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ you are a light in the darkness

I have been pushing hard on fellow joos but it is hard to use reason when people let their emotions rule.

The best I can do is point out that all those hoodlums out there are Biden voters. That seems to bring it home to them.

It is hard to overcome the programming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

13 Thanks JJ and happy Friday

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 07:39 AM (xT8gx)

14 G'morning, J.J. Thank you, as always.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2024 07:39 AM (O7YUW)

15 Good day for where I work. The CEO driving away customers is leaving and the owner I used to work for is back in charge. Staff meeting this morning.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 03, 2024 07:40 AM (yeEu9)

16 "The best I can do is point out that all those hoodlums out there are Biden voters. That seems to bring it home to them."

My guess is less than 1% are Trump supporters. Communists seem to have an aversion to DJT.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

17 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'lo at May 03, 2024 07:41 AM (1yY5C)

18 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 07:42 AM (73cfy)

19 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 07:42 AM (ju2Fy)

20 Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:02 AM (hqGCh)

No...Arabic and Hebrew are distinct languages. They have some overlap so that it is marginally easier for a native speaker of one to learn the other.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2024 07:42 AM (ozna+)

21 As I’m sure y’all did, I saw a photo taken on one of these crazy campuses showing a guy wearing a green Hamas headband (and a mask… of course). On an American campus!! The mind reels and the blood boils….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 07:42 AM (xT8gx)

22 Baton Rouge/St George...

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
"F*ck white people. Stop gentrifying our neighborhood. Get out."

Wealthy neighborhood in Baton Rouge:
"Fine. We'll just create our own town."

"How dare you!! We need your taxes!!"

https://tinyurl.com/ys2j2s22
1:53 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:45 AM (vtyCZ)

23 After the successful anti-whitey rioting of the recent past, the pivot to anti-Israel rioting this election season is puzzling.

Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (SYTee)

24 I still doubt Trump will win.

If he wins, there will be both bureaucratic and violent resistance. They have already shown how willing they are to dispense with civil procedure or anything resembling legality. If you think the masks have been dropping just wait.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

25 Ugh! AP/CP...

Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Yeoh, Michael Bloomberg among those to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom today. The Medal of Freedom is highest civilian honour in the U.S., winners awarded for shaping America for the better.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (vtyCZ)

26 100,000 'immigrants' who were brought to the U.S. as children expected to enroll in "Obamacare" next year.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:47 AM (vtyCZ)

27 If a Hamas headband is socially acceptable now on campus, then so are swastikas? Godwin’s Law notwithstanding, it’s a fair question, no?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 07:47 AM (xT8gx)

28 Morning JJ and great take!

And let's not forget the sniveling coward clowns of comity, the Republicans, who could have taken a stand and stopped the steal in 2020, thus saving us from this disaster.
I still look at them with utter contempt and wish political death on their party. So many of them, like a great number of Democrats, need to be in jail for the crimes committed against the U.S. and that they've all profited from in cash and other perks.
I can't wait to vote for the REAL nation's president again in 2024 - Donald Trump - and against the (R) party the rest of the way down the list. Fuck that party for what they allowed to happen to this country, especially that bastard McConnell!

Posted by: Tracy at May 03, 2024 07:48 AM (i+CFv)

29
Note to the world: if you do not allow Antony Blinken into your country, then tou never have to fret about when he's leaving.

Think about it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 07:48 AM (xG4kz)

30 I just saw Eva Vlaadingerbroek at CPAC in Hungary on utube. I just wanna snuggle up to her neck and take a deep sniff of her beautiful blonde hair.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at May 03, 2024 07:50 AM (fs1hN)

31 If Javier Milei was running he would get my vote

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

32 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2024 07:50 AM (pVWRI)

33 Note to the world: if you do not allow Antony Blinken into your country, then tou never have to fret about when he's leaving.

Think about it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 07:48 AM (xG4kz)
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It's just a shame that *we* have to allow him back into the U.S.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 07:50 AM (7fElN)

34 I still doubt Trump will win.

If he wins, there will be both bureaucratic and violent resistance. They have already shown how willing they are to dispense with civil procedure or anything resembling legality. If you think the masks have been dropping just wait.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

I’m all over the map in my mind. I absolutely believe Trump wins easily if the election is a fair one with only minimal cheating. I just can’t predict how far TPTB may be willing to go. For them I think their Trump hatred is competing with rational thought. If logic wins they’ll let him win; if emotion wins they’ll produce 100 million votes for lettuce head

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 07:51 AM (xT8gx)

35 If Eva was running she would get my vote too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

36 "If he wins, there will be both bureaucratic and violent resistance."

Trump reminds me of that guy in Tiananmen Square who stood in front of a tank and wouldn't move out of the way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 07:52 AM (Gse2f)

37 If Javier Milei was running he would get my vote
Posted by: San Franpsycho

If Eva was running she would get my vote too
Posted by: San Franpsycho

California, where voting more than once is the norm.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (8quvU)

38 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (53oGX)

39 NEXTA @nexta_tv
A girl complained to her parents for months that there were monsters in her bedroom walls. It turned out that there was a hive of 60,000 bees.
https://tinyurl.com/23kd3sks
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (vtyCZ)

40 The so-called "far left" (or as I call them the "left") yelling that Biden supports Israel too hard - while he clearly is doing the bidding of Israel's enemies - is mental mindfuckery designed to keep the Jews and "moderate Democrats" on side.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (lX8VI)

41 NEXTA @nexta_tv
Boston Dynamics showed off a fluffy costume for their robot dog Spot for World Dance Day

https://tinyurl.com/243x66zw
42 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:54 AM (vtyCZ)

42 California, where voting more than once is the norm.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (8quvU)

===
No love for Ranked Choice Voting?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

43 Remember that Joe Biden, as horrendous an example of a human being to have ever obtained political office in this country, just behind the Clintons and Kennedys
_______
I'd put him lower. They at least waited until the girls were past puberty. And to the best of my knowledge, didn't mess with their own daughters. (Though Nat Lamp did imply that in the Kennedy issue.)

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 07:54 AM (1bNHn)

44 NEXTA @nexta_tv
A mini cop has been spotted in Amsterdam, and it's a cat. It is not very clear why he was given a police uniform, but he seems to be very good at patrolling the streets.

The cop we deserve 🐱
https://tinyurl.com/mvc8fh82
two videos -- both 50 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:55 AM (vtyCZ)

45 Until leftards become untarded they will never vote conservative and only until after they have become conservative can they become untarded.

It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bleached white by the sun pile of dog mess.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:56 AM (4a+k3)

46 The so-called "far left" (or as I call them the "left") yelling that Biden supports Israel too hard - while he clearly is doing the bidding of Israel's enemies - is mental mindfuckery designed to keep the Jews and "moderate Democrats" on side.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2024 07:53 AM (lX8VI)
====
I have not thought about this, but the empirical evidence supports your hypothesis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

47 horning horde. and happy fricken friday. covfefe is ready and i'm off to the big apple this weekend for the 5 boro bike ride.

this could be very interesting this year... -_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 07:56 AM (UCRjB)

48 "Greasy Hack-in-Black Scumbag Juan Merchan Weighs Punishing Donald Trump a Second Time for Allegedly Violating Gag Order"

Put him in jail, you pussy. Do it.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

49 A list of desired donations was circulated online by protesters on Thursday, under a heading that read: “Please ensure the donations are BDS [boycott, divestment, sanctions] compliant”. It was said to have been issued by the Students for Justice in Palestine movement manning the barricades at the University of California, Los Angeles, and whoever wrote it was firm: they wanted hot food for lunch (stressing the importance of this in capital letters), and they wanted vegan and gluten-free choices. This being California, they wanted ice. And they did not, on any account, want packaged food, coffee, bananas, nuts – or bagels.
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So lox are right out then??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 07:57 AM (vtyCZ)

50 horning horde.
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Very interestink.

Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at May 03, 2024 07:58 AM (vtyCZ)

51 9 JJ, thank you so much! You are a true blessing. I have a question though.
Do the people of Israel and Palestine, actually the mid East, share a language? I'm know East Europeans are able to understand their neighbors language ( my parents were immigrants), but I don't know about the mid East.
Posted by: Chillin the most at May 03, 2024 07:36 AM (0uQp2)


No. Hebrew, various dialects of Arabic, Berber, and Farsi, if Iran is considered Middle and not Near East.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 07:58 AM (x0n13)

52 "So lox are right out then??
Posted by: andycanuck"

I'm surprised weed was not on the list.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

53 Biden, Blinken Push Israel to Lose War — for a Fraction of the Hostages
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At least we can't accuse them of hypocrisy here. They'd do the same for America.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 07:59 AM (1bNHn)

54 Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 07:56 AM (UCRjB)

A fellow conservative I know is doing that ride as well. God bless you and the other participants!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 08:00 AM (OFt8U)

55 No love for Ranked Choice Voting?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You mean a method of guaranteeing the least qualified lib winning elections?
Absolutely not.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:00 AM (8quvU)

56 55 No love for Ranked Choice Voting?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You mean a method of guaranteeing the least qualified lib winning elections?
Absolutely not.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:00 AM (8quvU)

Agreed - ranked choice voting is awful...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 08:00 AM (exHjb)

57 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:02 AM (9yWhg)

58 Breaking911 @Breaking911
PICTURED: Booking photos of demonstrators arrested for trespassing at UT Dallas

https://is.gd/V5PgBq
photo montage
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Very studenty.
/sarc

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 08:02 AM (vtyCZ)

59 I'm surprised weed was not on the list.
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That they brought.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 08:02 AM (vtyCZ)

60
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

In March 2007, after being subjected to torture during interrogations, Mohammed confessed to masterminding the 11 September attacks; the Richard Reid shoe bombing attempt to blow up an airliner; the 2002 Bali bombings in Indonesia; the 1993 World Trade Center bombing; the murder of Daniel Pearl and various foiled attacks as well as numerous other crimes.

I didn't know the 9/11 part, but knew his name from the first world trade center bombing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 08:03 AM (RKVpM)

61 Dems Worried About College Protests Galvanizing Americans to Vote for Trump: Report
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For once I cannot dismiss, out of hand, something that looks good for us. For years I've had trouble getting my wife to see that Trump is right, despite his personality.

Now, this s**t has made her sound like MTG.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:03 AM (1bNHn)

62 * Puts "HIMS" on the growing list of businesses that do not desire to receive my money.*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:03 AM (a1415)

63 That they brought.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 08:02 AM (vtyCZ)
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HA!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

64 Breaking911 @Breaking911 May 2
BREAKING: Russian troops enter base housing US military in Niger, US official says; US troops told to withdraw - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 08:04 AM (vtyCZ)

65 This being California, they wanted ice. And they did not, on any account, want packaged food, coffee, bananas, nuts – or bagels.
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So lox are right out then??
Posted by: andycanuck

Donuts, granola, peanut butter, banana bread, and whole milk.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:04 AM (8quvU)

66 "So lox are right out then??
Posted by: andycanuck"

I'm surprised weed was not on the list.
Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

did you also see the wanted boards and gas masks and poles and other items that pretty much are ONLY used to fend off or battle police in a situation like that?

pretty ballsy in a way.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 08:06 AM (UCRjB)

67 Got Pookette sent off on her first ever band trip. It's also the first time she'll be away from almost her whole family (her cousin is going too). But she's sitting with her best friend on the bus and her chaperone is her Sunday School teacher as well as the father of her good friend. (He's also the guy I'd pick to loom over my daughter in a public crowd to keep trouble away.)

Still worried cuz I'm a mom. :S

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to rest at May 03, 2024 08:06 AM (dtlDP)

68 Breaking911 @Breaking911
COWARD: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson flees from reporters when asked about the murder of Officer Luis Huesca.

https://is.gd/kAtO2s
27 seconds; runs is right.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 03, 2024 08:07 AM (vtyCZ)

69 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 03, 2024 08:07 AM (dg+HA)

70
Still worried cuz I'm a mom. :S
Posted by: pookysgirl

Amended to read "loving, and caring mom".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:08 AM (8quvU)

71 61 Dems Worried About College Protests Galvanizing Americans to Vote for Trump: Report
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For once I cannot dismiss, out of hand, something that looks good for us. For years I've had trouble getting my wife to see that Trump is right, despite his personality.

Now, this s**t has made her sound like MTG.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:03 AM (1bNHn)

It's gonna piss off 18-25 voters, too, if it's on your campus. It's no surprise DC has decided to not raid the GW event (b/c they are waiting to disperse til Trump's trial is over - bet on it), so that no one in NoVa gets disturbed at their campuses (apparently, 7 campuses have come together for that protest - most of the DC ones, and then almost certainly GMU)...if you lose votes in NoVa, you put VA in play, and they don't want VA in play...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 03, 2024 08:08 AM (exHjb)

72 "Good morning, kids. It certainly looks as if Netanyahu has indeed had enough of Biden, Blinken and the jug-eared dog-eating closet queen from Kalorama..."

Good morning, JJ & the Gang. Only read the first sentence so far, but off to a good start.

Overcast and 60° in Green Country, Oklahoma, this morning. Also off to a good start.

On to the news, and the day. ...

🌅

Posted by: mindful webworker - walking the dog at May 03, 2024 08:08 AM (zyjKZ)

73 67 Good luck to Pookette on her trip. Hope she has a great time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:08 AM (9yWhg)

74 The country of Iran has apparently offered scholarships to any college protesters who have been expelled over their anti-Israel protests.

We should hope that at least some of these students take them up on the offer. It would be truly educational.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 08:08 AM (bXr3y)

75 Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 07:56 AM (UCRjB)

A fellow conservative I know is doing that ride as well. God bless you and the other participants!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 08:00 AM (OFt8U).

thanks Fen, appreciate it. it was enjoyable last year. hoping the rain isn't too bad.

and hopefully it'll keep any protesters off the streets and out our damn way

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2024 08:10 AM (UCRjB)

76 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

No birds yet, it's still dark out there.
We put 2 out on the ground and the javalina come in every, or every other night and empty them.
Saw a coyote at one of them yesterday during daylight which is rare.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:10 AM (8quvU)

77 The Boston district attorney’s office has announced there will not be any charges filed over the four dead babies found in a woman’s freezer in 2022.

… and here i thought you could go to jail for “dead baby” jokes

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 08:10 AM (bXr3y)

78 J.J., I love it! "...[O]n top of his mulatto melanin."

What a hoot!

Posted by: Close The Fed at May 03, 2024 08:11 AM (LeNk3)

79 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Serving customers.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:11 AM (T4tVD)

80 On top of that was his calling Japan, as well as India and China "xenophobic" for not committing cultural suicide via mass immigration. Like we are. It's like the left hand doesn't know what the far left hand is doing.

Imagine that the goal is to weaken and isolate the US. These things aren't accidents and they aren't mistakes. They are steps taken to achieve Obama's goal of destroying the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:12 AM (U7wke)

81 Put him in jail, you pussy. Do it.
Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

Concur. President Trump should tell the "judge" to shut his filthy pie hole and get off of his dick already.

Stop being nice to these assholes, it does no good.

More coffee..

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 08:12 AM (4a+k3)

82 What we are witnessing is an "educational insurrection." I'd bet not one of the universities or colleges that have been taken over do anything to prohibit this sort of behavior again. In fact, I'm betting a couple of these academic institutions of higher learning still have tent encampments this time next year.

What a shit show.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

83
Horrors! The Catholic Church in the US is undergoing revolutionary change as parishes (not Catholic communities) eschew guitar masses, altar girls and feel-good sermons by Father Steve (with special guest, Jesus Christ) for chants, incense, calls to go to Confession from a collar-wearing pastor in a soutane and teaching about the reality of Hell in parochial schools.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6kc8ku

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 08:13 AM (MoZTd)

84 In a unanimous ruling, the Arizona Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that the Maricopa County Superior Court and Arizona Court of Appeals wrongfully sanctioned the Arizona Republican party in awarding attorney fees against them over a lawsuit challenging Maricopa County’s post-election hand-count audit procedures.

… methinks it was a case of double insanity as opposed to a fit of sanity

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 08:14 AM (bXr3y)

85 ... he's finally realized that given who's in charge now, the America government today is at best no longer an ally ...
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That same sentiment should probably be expanded and applied to everyone. That's quite dangerous.

This country now has *zero* continuity. Things that were supposed to provide intermediate or long term continuity - the balance of power among the branches, treaty requirements (and difficulties), etc. - no longer really apply. US foreign policy can and increasingly does, in its entirety, wildly shift depending on which person is in the Oval.

We're post-treaty now, so Congress - what was supposed to be a stabilizing influence on this phenomenon - no longer matters. Domestic law doesn't matter, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:14 AM (HnUIn)

86 It's like the left hand doesn't know what the far left hand is doing
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Yes, except it isn't a mere human. It's one of the seven-armed statues of Shiva, and *none* of the hands know what any of others are doing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:16 AM (HnUIn)

87 We are past the Everything is Broken phase and into the Everything is Falling Apart phase.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (QB+5g)

88 Today is Kentucky Oaks Day. 🏇
Tomorrow is The Kentucky Derby! 🏇🏇

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

89 And yet, they're sliming him as "genocide Joe" because they think he supports Israel? Biden may have dementia, but these assholes are just plain stupid to not see the taqqiya sunrise sundowning in the Oval Office actually making their dreams come true.
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Some are, to be sure. Maybe even most are. But a fair number aren't retarded but have the same belief, because they are dissatisfied with the speed of progress. Joe Biden hasn't nuked Jerusalem yet, which means he's a Jew-loving monster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)

90 Robert Zimmerman: "Why not use these funds instead to create a database that identifies every single one of the Hamas protesters who attempted to take over the UNC campus so that future employees will have a resource when it comes time to hire graduates?"
Pro-American UNC frat boys: Don’t hold a party, use the money more effectively!

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oooh, I like that.

Offer up some sort of 4Chan bounty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (YsjiM)

91 Of course people are for "free Palestine". No one would pay real money - not even at Biden value - for that shithole.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (1bNHn)

92 We are past the Everything is Broken phase and into the Everything is Falling Apart phase.
Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (QB+5g)
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We're in the "loot the empire" stage of things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:19 AM (HnUIn)

93 This country now has *zero* continuity. Things that were supposed to provide intermediate or long term continuity - the balance of power among the branches, treaty requirements (and difficulties), etc. - no longer really apply. US foreign policy can and increasingly does, in its entirety, wildly shift depending on which person is in the Oval.

We're post-treaty now, so Congress - what was supposed to be a stabilizing influence on this phenomenon - no longer matters. Domestic law doesn't matter, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:14 AM (HnUIn)
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Pax Americana is OVER. It's now obvious to any foreign power that America cannot be trusted as an ally. Whatever influence we had on the world stage is GONE.

It will take generations before we can reclaim our former status, if it's even possible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

94 Although now that I think about it the database would be used by folks like the hair plug company or NGOs to find employees to pay big money because they know they're Fellow Travelers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:19 AM (YsjiM)

95 "Tomorrow is The Kentucky Derby! 🏇🏇"

Gotta fire up the smoker later today for 30 pounds of pulled pork at tomorrow's KD party at the farm.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (a1415)

96 We're in the "loot the empire" stage of things.

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Strangely enough, that's a predictable stage after a coup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (YsjiM)

97
Andrew Dudum, the "Palestinian"-American CEO of Hims, a telehealth and online pharmacy known for its suggestive New York City subway ads, shared a link to current openings and encouraged the student protesters to apply. “Moral courage > College degree,” he wrote on X.

Added to ever-expanding boycott list.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (RKVpM)

98 The country of Iran has apparently offered scholarships to any college protesters who have been expelled over their anti-Israel protests.

This is yet another way the Biden junta can get around the SCOTUS slap-down on using US tax dollars to pay for some dead-beat frat-rat's college debt.

Who knew that giving Iran billions in cash and other prizes would come back in the form of student debt "forgiveness"?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 08:21 AM (4HcMG)

99 97
Andrew Dudum, the "Palestinian"-American CEO of Hims, a telehealth and online pharmacy known for its suggestive New York City subway ads, shared a link to current openings and encouraged the student protesters to apply. “Moral courage > College degree,” he wrote on X.

Added to ever-expanding boycott list.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (RKVpM)

Bald and limp dicked is no way to go thru life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)

100 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)

101 Good morning, JJ! Thanks for another bright ray of happy sunshine today, reminding us that all is just fine and dandy here in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2024 08:21 AM (3r1VB)

102 That's encouraging to know that your pharmacist was hired because of her moral courage at wanting to kill jew babies and not because she was the most qualified candidate available.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:22 AM (YsjiM)

103 93. Reclaiming our former greatness is not possible as long as a majority of citizens think that voting is the way to do it.

Posted by: Gryph at May 03, 2024 08:22 AM (aCVzN)

104 “Moral courage > College degree,”

A restaurant menu > college degree

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 03, 2024 08:22 AM (vFG9F)

105 Free Palestinians...


Collect the entire set!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:23 AM (a1415)

106 "Tomorrow is The Kentucky Derby! 🏇🏇"

Gotta fire up the smoker later today for 30 pounds of pulled pork at tomorrow's KD party at the farm.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (a1415)


Mint Juleps!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2024 08:23 AM (3r1VB)

107 Stop talking Trump! Just stop. You may not campaign!

Posted by: Judge Juan Merchan at May 03, 2024 08:23 AM (vLvKG)

108 There certainly wasn't any sort of continuity under Trump. You'd think having a vegetable in the White House would allow the various government institutions to get things sorted out for themselves.

But they're not. They're fighting amongst each other for supremacy.

I'm content to let them go at it. The country as founded is gone. We're at the burn it to the ground stage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

109 Gotta fire up the smoker later today for 30 pounds of pulled pork at tomorrow's KD party at the farm.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:20 AM (a1415)
******
Don't forget the mint juleps.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

110 To wanna hit that UNC party.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:24 AM (tpjlM)

111 “Moral courage > College degree,”
A restaurant menu > college degree
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 03, 2024 08:22 AM (vFG9F)

Hobo's Soiled Undergarment > kollege degree

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 08:24 AM (4a+k3)

112 The country of Iran has apparently offered scholarships to any college protesters who have been expelled over their anti-Israel protests.

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Knowing that they won't have to pay for any scholarships because no one will be expelled.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:24 AM (YsjiM)

113 We're in the "loot the empire" stage of things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:19 AM (HnUIn)

I would say that started in about 84 or 85 when Regan knew SS and Medicare were systemically broken and tried for a real fix only to get a 40 year bandaid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 08:25 AM (ENQN6)

114 ... "Why not use these funds instead to create a database that identifies every single one of the Hamas protesters who attempted to take over the UNC campus so that future employees will have a resource when it comes time to hire graduates?" ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:18 AM (YsjiM)
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This *should* be redundant, because arrest records will pop during a background check. But will the background check outfits report it to employers? Dunno. Of course, anyone who *wasn't* arrested won't pop at all.

I've thought of something similar to this, but generalized. A "college risk score." Use AI to consume student newspapers, press releases, newspapers, etc. for every college and college town in the country, plus some of the bigger national newspapers. Look at college developments over time to determine how woke it is, and when it started going woke in earnest. Then determine a wokeness risk score over time for each college.

Employers could then feed a candidate's resume into the system and it can apply a risk rating. "Evergreen State College, attended after 2008: HIGH RISK"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:25 AM (HnUIn)

115 Hims is a scam company that sells knock off viagra and baldness “cures”. Makes sense it was started by a Pali, lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM (tpjlM)

116 "Mint Juleps!!!"

You know that rolling planter full of mint on our patio?

We're taking the entire planter, so they can clip what they need right there.

And a gallon of simple syrup, and 60 pounds of chewy ice.

Someone else is bringing the Bourbon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM (a1415)

117 " We're in the "loot the empire" stage of things."

That has always been going on. People are just more aware now.

Plus, there's just a lot more money around now because it's squirting out of one broken part that used to be controlled by another broken part.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM (QB+5g)

118 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 08:27 AM (nFo4U)

119 Pax Americana is OVER. It's now obvious to any foreign power that America cannot be trusted as an ally. Whatever influence we had on the world stage is GONE.

It will take generations before we can reclaim our former status, if it's even possible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)
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If we're talking the scale of generations - and I agree that we are, and if we're to regain hegemonic status, it will take that long - then it's the same as "never." Whichever country - called "The United States of America" or not - manages to achieve that, it is not this country we live in today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:27 AM (HnUIn)

120 "Mint Juleps!!!"

You know that rolling planter full of mint on our patio?

We're taking the entire planter, so they can clip what they need right there.

And a gallon of simple syrup, and 60 pounds of chewy ice.

Someone else is bringing the Bourbon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM (a1415)


Nice! The small bit we stole from you will be put to use tomorrow too.

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2024 08:27 AM (3r1VB)

121 I'm gonna catch forty winks before The Art Thread.

How did the expression "Forty Winks" come to be ?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:28 AM (T4tVD)

122 Scum Media Head Reportedly Urged Staff To Publish Barron Trump Story They Couldn’t Verify
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That they are scum is beyond dispute. But the story above simply says what they published was that he's going to go to NYU. I have trouble seeing that as a big scandal.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (1bNHn)

123 Detritus of UCLA protests

x.com/simonateba/status/
1786194360280678519

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (n/1xr)

124 Prayers and good vibes your way, brother JJ.

"President Trump is a criminal defendant, presumably supposed to defend himself against accusations that are not outlined by any unlawful code violation or illegal activity."

And Xiden breaks laws every day including instructing the National Archives to dump documents at Mar-A-Lago a year in advance.

RON DESANTIS!(who I like by the way...)

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (ryUqI)

125 Incredible list of links today! Thank you JJS!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 08:31 AM (Ayynh)

126 Take a good look at the protesters. They are not just your whitebread, suburban liberals. It's a lot of the middle eastern and Asian immigrants that liberals have loaded into our country. Their intentions are not good and their culture is destructive. They have no desire for liberty, freedom and democracy. That's only something they want to destroy. We are in real trouble if we let this subversion flourish. Time to fight back and stand up if you want to save our country. Challenge them and the subversive Democrats wherever they are.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 03, 2024 08:31 AM (M2R2/)

127 "Nice! The small bit we stole from you will be put to use tomorrow too."

We shall lift a drink together then.


Enjoy it. It's plant based, you know.

Beyond Mint!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 08:31 AM (a1415)

128 That has always been going on. People are just more aware now.

Plus, there's just a lot more money around now because it's squirting out of one broken part that used to be controlled by another broken part.
Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM (QB+5g)
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I disagree. There is always corruption and there is always stealing by the elites at every level. That is a constant reality and no government or system is immune to it. But that is not "loot the empire" stuff, that's normal rake-off. That corruption may *become* "loot the empire," but it isn't that at all times.

The "loot the empire" stage happens when the elites no longer care about even the appearance of moderation, and just try to extract everything possible before the bitch collapses. It happens when the system is so corrupt and so dependent on corruption that reform becomes existentially impossible at scale. No reform can be managed, because even a minor interruption to the flow of theft will cause the power structure to crumble and take them down.

There's less money than before, not more - they're just stealing greater percentages.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:32 AM (HnUIn)

129 A personal story illustrating how everything is falling apart: I’m at a tagup meeting at work yesterday…. It’s just an around the room brief status sort of thing. We come to one lady (who’s always unpredictable) and she just fell apart…. Open weeping and tears in front of everybody complaining how this job has broken her. It was so embarrassing…. In my 30+ years in professional life I’ve never seen anything even close. In a sane world she’d be shuffled off the job… but everyone looks the other way because the company can’t supply a qualified engineering replacement…. Yes she’s young

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (xT8gx)

130 How did the expression "Forty Winks" come to be ?

"Wink" British colloquialism for "brief rest or sleep" + "Forty" being an indefinite quantity.

First introduced in 1821 by Dr. William Kitchiner's self help guide "The Art of Invigorating and Prolonging Life"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (4HcMG)

131
How did the expression "Forty Winks" come to be ?
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 08:28 AM (T4tVD)


20 winks same as in town, but doubled.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (tpjlM)

132
Hims is a scam company that sells knock off viagra and baldness “cures”. Makes sense it was started by a Pali, lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:26 AM


Look in your spam folder and I'd venture a guess they're in there. Amazing how some companies secure email addresses which one provides to only 'trusted' people.

I gave my email address to the state of Pennsylvania for voter registration and fishing license. Just like that I get emails from sporting goods people and others.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (RKVpM)

133 So, what horse is the favorite at the Kentucky Derby?

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)

134 It's also...
National No Pants Day!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

135 Here's a suggestion about what to do with a college diploma:

Dummy Up

youtube.com/watch?v=cMo4y1gIz3I

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (vFG9F)

136 The small bit we stole from you will be put to use tomorrow too.
Posted by: Doof

So she agreed to the bit?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (8quvU)

137 Since the frat boi gofundme was set up to fund a party, I think probably legally they are open to lawfare if they use it for anything else?

Maybe they could use it to create an ongoing oarty fund or something.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (n/1xr)

138 Detritus of UCLA protests

x.com/simonateba/status/
1786194360280678519

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (n/1xr)
================
Unbelievable. At the very least the arrestees should be made to clean that up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 08:35 AM (Ayynh)

139 . Time to fight back and stand up if you want to save our country. Challenge them and the subversive Democrats wherever they are.

Empty slogans that mean nothing. Anytime there was an honest effort to stop a nation from being destroyed it required deadly violence.

"Fight back"? Really? Argue with invaders intent on destroying your way of life will somehow cause them to have a Damascus Road Experience and repent of their evil ways?

"Challenge"? Again, mere words?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 08:36 AM (4HcMG)

140 So, what horse is the favorite at the Kentucky Derby?
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)
****
Fierceness.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

141 "Tomorrow is The Kentucky Derby!"


Or, as my wife calls it, the start of the high holy days -- the others being the Preakness and the Belmont.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:36 AM (9yWhg)

142 Heck, we're seeing gag orders applied against defendants (I'm told gag orders are generally put in place to protect the defendant's fair trial, not to protect the judge's and other officials' outside businesses) and folks like Epstein and Boeing whistleblowers - two of them now - outright assassinated to stop awkward conversations that might harm the government and Our Betters.

We're way beyond whatever exit we needed to take.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:37 AM (YsjiM)

143 Congressional Republicans Take Aim at Biden’s Electric Truck Rule

The idea that the Executive can pass what is, effectively, law without Congressional approval and make it almost impossible for Congress to prevent is yet another example of stunningly anti-Constitutional action which SCOTUS just ignores like it were nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:37 AM (U7wke)

144 Muslim Brotherhood intifada that poisoned the campuses and led to recent mess, is now infecting high schools. All I can say is that early lessons in life are best, and perhaps will serve as an antidote to the wokism that I am sure all normal students were subject to during their formative years. now they can see first hand who their enemies are.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)

145 Democrats are openly panicking over the Supreme Court and the FL case against Trump.

They are blatantly trying to threaten the Court. For example, you know how there used to be this fake concern language, where they pretend to be statesmen?
And then let their radicals and the media run with it to say what they really mean?
Now they're dropping curse words and more of the terrors if they don't get their way.

They are now flat-out admitting they must convict Trump before November.

Which is horrifying.
And amazing: If he isn't immune, if they are legally charging him-- then his election is irrelevant, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (yikga)

146 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (xT8gx)

How embarrassing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (n/1xr)

147 Not only is tomorrow Derby Day it's also Star Wars Day.
So don't overdo it tomorrow night, or else you'll suffer the revenge of the fifth!

Posted by: You've been warned at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (dg+HA)

148 Always back the strong horse.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (PCK5/)

149 It's also...
National No Pants Day!
Posted by: redridinghood


Good thing the Book Thread isn't 'til Sunday, then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (9yWhg)

150 I saw Frat Boi Oarty open for Limp Bizkit in Portland,ME circa 1998.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (tpjlM)

151 I think the Derby is going to be wet. It rained last night, it's raining now and the forecast for tomorrow is more rain with about a 50/50 chance of thunderstorms.

So, if you're betting $ take that into consideration.

The track will likely be sloppy. Like 2019.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (Q4IgG)

152 Six Reasons Why Tulsi Gabbard Is Donald Trump’s Best Choice as a Running Mate
______
No. Put her in the administration, sure. I like Gabbard. But given the clear assassination risk, we must have someone who will not change course. There were those of us who were Pence-skeptics from the day he was named. We remembered his sell out on RFRA.

Now, Tulsi isn't a sell-out. She's been upfront about her leftist side. But not VP. We need someone we would want as President of something happens.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (1bNHn)

153 Open weeping and tears in front of everybody complaining how this job has broken her. It was so embarrassing…. In my 30+ years in professional life I’ve never seen anything even close. In a sane world she’d be shuffled off the job… but everyone looks the other way because the company can’t supply a qualified engineering replacement…. Yes she’s young

--

hahahaha

Congratulations, sugartits. Feeling equal yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (YsjiM)

154 Today's hair-on-fire freakout is "Campus Radicals".

A total of probably a thousand kids decided to cosplay radical chic and condemn Israel because someone threw some money at a network of assholes.

A Michigan vs. Ohio State number of bloody noses.

Scare the Jews because they are so sensitive.

Media junkies most affected.

Meanwhile in DC.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (QB+5g)

155 The idea that the Executive can pass what is, effectively, law without Congressional approval and make it almost impossible for Congress to prevent is yet another example of stunningly anti-Constitutional action which SCOTUS just ignores like it were nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:37 AM (U7wke)
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Congress has spent a century passing enabling acts to cede its responsibilities to the executive.

It could change that and cancel agencies or defund them, but it won't. I suspect some of the reason for that is fear. What if Congress were to pass a bill zeroing or even disestablishing the EPA, only to find that the EPA just shrugged?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (HnUIn)

156 Unbelievable. At the very least the arrestees should be made to clean that up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Should have their wages garnished (including all grants and money coming from foreign countries) so the crap is cleaned up by professionals.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (8quvU)

157 ’m all over the map in my mind. I absolutely believe Trump wins easily if the election is a fair one with only minimal cheating. I just can’t predict how far TPTB may be willing to go. For them I think their Trump hatred is competing with rational thought. If logic wins they’ll let him win; if emotion wins they’ll produce 100 million votes for lettuce head
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 07:51 AM (xT8gx)
You've made a very fair evaluation. You'd have to think or certainly could think that with all the crimes-- treason does carry terminal penalties-- that the Marxists will shoot their wad and go the '100 million votes for lettuce head route'. That, in its own evil way , is the Marxist rationale for an absolutely, positively irrefutable coup-- to save those guilty asses from prosecution and execution. . The other: figure that prolonged, plodding, glacial paced legal attempts to nail the traitors legally won't conclude in four years or that the next Marxist Ruler will pardon them all regardless.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 03, 2024 08:39 AM (GLmqS)

158 The idea that the Executive can pass what is, effectively, law without Congressional approval and make it almost impossible for Congress to prevent is yet another example of stunningly anti-Constitutional action which SCOTUS just ignores like it were nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:37 AM (U7wke)
======================

https://shorturl.at/rERZ5

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2024 08:40 AM (Ayynh)

159 "Will Gabbard help Trump more in 2024 than Pence did in 2016? I think the answer is an unequivocal yes." (And then what happens after they win? - jjs)

Depends on whether she is more, or less, of a liar than any of the choices from the GOP side of things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:40 AM (U7wke)

160 No Pants Day pretty much described me from May to September.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:40 AM (tpjlM)

161 "The fundamental flow mechanism is the pressure delta across the umbilical." (Hat tip to commenter MTF - jjs)
NASA lays out how SpaceX will refuel Starships in low-Earth orbit
"The slow boil-off of cryogenic propellant in the Starship refueler should raise pressures in the donor tank to help drive methane or liquid oxygen into the recipient vehicle. "
----
The pressure in a vessel containing liquid is the vapor pressure of that liquid, independent of how much liquid is present beyond that necessary to achieve equilibrium. As soon as enough liquid has accumulated in the receiving tank then the pressure will be the same as in the donor tank and flow stops.
Am I wrong or missing something?

Posted by: Ciampino - that's why we weigh propane tanks at May 03, 2024 08:41 AM (qfLjt)

162 Gabbard brings nothing to the table as a VP choice.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 08:41 AM (PCK5/)

163 ... Open weeping and tears in front of everybody complaining how this job has broken her. It was so embarrassing…. In my 30+ years in professional life I’ve never seen anything even close. In a sane world she’d be shuffled off the job… but everyone looks the other way because the company can’t supply a qualified engineering replacement….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (xT8gx)
++++
I've never had that, but I have come close. A very weepy woman coworker for whom I was partially responsible (I recommended hiring her after her interview). She was actually very skilled and very smart, she just couldn't handle a high-pressure environment like ours. It took me about six months to get her on an even keel, and we worked to move her out to a lower-pressure department where her skills would still be useful (my company hated firing people, because they cost a damn fortune to train).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:43 AM (HnUIn)

164 143 Congressional Republicans Take Aim at Biden’s Electric Truck Rule

The idea that the Executive can pass what is, effectively, law without Congressional approval and make it almost impossible for Congress to prevent is yet another example of stunningly anti-Constitutional action which SCOTUS just ignores like it were nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:37 AM (U7wke)


SCOTUS struck down the student loan bailouts and Biden told them to fuck off. What can SCOTUS do? What will it do to reassert it's authority in this instance?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 08:43 AM (x0n13)

165 Title IX vs. Pope "Fiction" Francis
______
Why take a shot at him here, where he's actually right?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:44 AM (1bNHn)

166 Open weeping and tears in front of everybody complaining how this job has broken her. It was so embarrassing…. In my 30+ years in professional life I’ve never seen anything even close. In a sane world she’d be shuffled off the job… but everyone looks the other way because the company can’t supply a qualified engineering replacement…. Yes she’s young


You work for the Air Force?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 08:44 AM (lTGtQ)

167
In a sane world she’d be shuffled off the job… but everyone looks the other way because the company can’t supply a qualified engineering replacement…. Yes she’s young
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (xT8gx)


Back when in my world, she'd be sent to a control room, shown the panel and told, "This is your gauge. Watch it carefully."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2024 08:44 AM (MoZTd)

168 "I think the Derby is going to be wet."

His father was a mudder! His mother was a mudder!!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 08:45 AM (Gse2f)

169 ...it is hard to use reason when people let their emotions rule.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:39 AM (RIvkX)


Which is precisely why politicians make appeals to emotion and why, when you find yourself becoming emotional on a political topic, you should take a step back until you regain your balance and consider the matter as dispassionately as possible.

Anyone trying to get you stirred up does not have YOUR best interest in mind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:45 AM (U7wke)

170 SCOTUS struck down the student loan bailouts and Biden told them to fuck off. What can SCOTUS do? What will it do to reassert it's authority in this instance?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 08:43 AM (x0n13)
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Nothing. It can't.

Congress could, or another agency. Impeach and remove Biden. Pass a bill explicitly outlawing the thing he's trying to do. Make arrests of those implementing the scheme.

But they're all in it together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:45 AM (HnUIn)

171 Morning all, thx JJ. Galloway in the UK was a flaming idiot when he was just a leftist politician, now he's an ultra idiot who's become a Muslim. The Dems who think Islam is a good ally should listen to Galloway's statement and realize Muslims fight for a caliphate, not a Marxist utopia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 08:45 AM (JfVRc)

172 Seriously though, I feel sorry for that young lady.

Every single thing she has been told since she was a little girl has been a complete and utter lie, and now here she is.

One can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with her little three and five year old son and daughter laughing and playing at the park before going home to nap and make cupcakes for the family.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 08:46 AM (YsjiM)

173 A girl complained to her parents for months that there were monsters in her bedroom walls. It turned out that there was a hive of 60,000 bees.
Posted by: andycanuck

When we got the cupola over our front door replaced many years ago, the company that did it said that the old cupola was full of black widows and bees. Glad we got it replaced.

I wonder what the new one's full of now. Probably don't want to know.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:46 AM (9yWhg)

174 Unemployment rate ticked up to 3.9%and the jobs added were 175k, expected to be 225k. Yay Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 08:47 AM (JfVRc)

175 174 Unemployment rate ticked up to 3.9%and the jobs added were 175k, expected to be 225k. Yay Joey
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 08:47 AM (JfVRc)

All these numbers are fantasy. Real unemployment rate is in double digits.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:48 AM (tpjlM)

176 I have never liked the taste of mint in any form. Am I a bad person?

I did buy a used Ford Maverick painted in a green named Anti-establishMint, which was a Ford color from 69-72.

Posted by: Go Mintal! at May 03, 2024 08:48 AM (V5BDR)

177 After the successful anti-whitey rioting of the recent past, the pivot to anti-Israel rioting this election season is puzzling.
Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (SYTee)


Not really. Anti-white rioting would have reflected poorly on Biden - or would have needed to be put down which would have alienated key Democrat voting blocks.

Their hope was that by falling back on the age-old othering of Jews, and specifically foreign Jews, they could get their backers stirred up while not having it splash on them.

I'm sure it polled well around the water cooler.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:48 AM (U7wke)

178 30 I just saw Eva Vlaadingerbroek at CPAC in Hungary on utube. I just wanna snuggle up to her neck and take a deep sniff of her beautiful blonde hair.
Posted by: Joe from Scranton at May 03, 2024 07:50 AM (fs1hN)
_______
For once Joe from Scranton is on the majority side.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (1bNHn)

179 May the 4th be with you !!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (V13WU)

180 @93

>>Pax Americana is OVER. It's now obvious to any foreign power that America cannot be trusted as an ally. Whatever influence we had on the world stage is GONE.

Perhaps, but the World Runs On essentially endless US dollars extracted from the treasury and firehosed around the world.

Until some structure or entity is created to film that gap, the US will be that firehose.

I would have thought the EU would have emerged to fill that gap but they're more hung up on persecuting and subjugating their own populations than putting the big boy pants on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (XV/Pl)

181 The Chief of Naval Operations (CNO) is a female.

Posted by: For what it's worth at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (dg+HA)

182 Congress shall make no law...

Posted by: Laughing, they made the law at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (Vf0uo)

183 Interesting factoid about mint: Most species in the mint family have square stems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (9yWhg)

184 Blinken fucks up everything he goes near.

Trump had a plan to evacuate Afghanistan but Blinken threw it out and started over, because ... Trump! They didn't want Trump to claim that it was he who got us of Afghanistan, you see.

Blinken didn't have the time to make a good plan. So he made obvious mistakes like abandoning the military airport too soon and instead relied on the more vulnerable civilian airport.

And you know that Iran bought weapons left behind in Afghanistan that are now in Gaza and Lebanon, paid for with US dollars that we gave Iran.

As JJ would say, a self-gassing Jew

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (Gse2f)

185 123 Detritus of UCLA protests

x.com/simonateba/status/
1786194360280678519

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (n/1xr)


Detritus is the Latin word for "Detroit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (x0n13)

186 Ciampino,

The trick is keeping the gas and liquid separate so the gas pressure can displace the liquid where they want it to go.

This is easy when there is gravity.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (QB+5g)

187 Stocks up bigly on bad employment data. Bad employment data means more likely for the fed to start cutting. Stock markets lurve cheap money above all else.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (tpjlM)

188 I wonder what the new one's full of now. Probably don't want to know.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:46 AM (9yWhg)
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Bats and penguins

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (7fElN)

189 I still doubt Trump will win.

If he wins, there will be both bureaucratic and violent resistance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)


Trump is not the nation's savior and if people treat him that way then we are doomed. He is, at best, a roadblock to give us time to root out more evil... to, hopefully, find uncorrupted people to take their place in DC. My guess is that we're doomed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (U7wke)

190 Perhaps, but the World Runs On essentially endless US dollars extracted from the treasury and firehosed around the world.

Until some structure or entity is created to film that gap, the US will be that firehose. ...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 08:49 AM (XV/Pl)
++++
Two cliches comes immediately to mind:
1. Necessity is the mother of invention
2. That which can't go on, won't

There will be replacements. It's already starting. There won't be "a" replacement - no unitary drop-in replacement for the USD - but there will be many replacements. Countries will work it bilaterally or regionally. The era of a single "reserve currency" is winding down and with its passing comes the end of this country's ability to play games like it has.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:52 AM (HnUIn)

191 US job growth slowed to 175K jobs in April in possible sign of economic slowdown

https://tinyurl.com/2fhbpsha

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

192 Trump won in 2020 and it was then stolen. There is zero evidence that anything has been done in the past 4 years to prevent another theft. Therefore the likelihood of a Trump official win is close to zero.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:53 AM (tpjlM)

193 It took me about six months to get her on an even keel, and we worked to move her out to a lower-pressure department where her skills would still be useful (my company hated firing people, because they cost a damn fortune to train).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:43 AM (HnUIn)

The sad thing, Joe, is this lady is smart… but she’s such an emotional basket case and cannot handle pressure. I’ve seen lots of little panic attacks from her but this was full blown meltdown

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:56 AM (xT8gx)

194 So, around here, we have Trump will absolutely win.. and.. no way Trump can win.. gonna be a fraught 6 months at the HQ.

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 08:56 AM (PCK5/)

195 147 Not only is tomorrow Derby Day it's also Star Wars Day.
So don't overdo it tomorrow night, or else you'll suffer the revenge of the fifth!

Posted by: You've been warned at May 03, 2024 08:38 AM (dg+HA)
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and if you are a filthy raghead - the revenge of the filth.

Posted by: Ciampino - lice, fleas & bedbugs at May 03, 2024 08:56 AM (qfLjt)

196 Antony Blinken's Big, Stupid Middle East Trip
____

I hope he's forced to get the anal swab covid test.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 03, 2024 08:57 AM (2FaHc)

197 183 Interesting factoid about mint: Most species in the mint family have square stems.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (9yWhg)

For the coming burning times, I will remind the horde that Henbit, the cool season "weed" is completely edible from root to flower, tastes good in salads, and also has square stems. It has purple flowers and this is high season for it in the Mid-Atlantic.

Posted by: Munch A Bunch at May 03, 2024 08:58 AM (V5BDR)

198 During his closed-door transcribed interview with the Committees on November 14, 2023, Dr. Daszak made multiple statements inconsistent with documents and evidence reviewed by the Committees. This raises serious questions about the veracity of EcoHealth’s public statements, including its insistence that the research it funded at the WIV could not have caused the pandemic.

The Chairs are calling on Dr. Daszak to address the discrepancies in his testimony and publicly explain EcoHealth’s relationship with the WIV.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

199 Router reset???

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2024 08:58 AM (UfUdn)

200 Trump had a plan to evacuate Afghanistan but Blinken threw it out and started over, because ... Trump! They didn't want Trump to claim that it was he who got us of Afghanistan, you see. ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM (Gse2f)
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Blinken doesn't get all the blame. He's a piece of shit, but I think it's wrong to lay this at his feet. The greater responsibility is at the feet of the Pentagon and its permanent executives.

Trump gave them a deadline and told them to get the damn job done. They ignored him and ignored their orders. They didn't want to leave Afghanistan and so just didn't bother preparing to do something they were never going to do anyway. Besides, Trump would be gone and the war would continue.

The Party got rid of Trump, but threw the Pentagon a curveball by holding the line on Afghanistan. The Pentagon was immediately fucked. They pissed away the year they were supposed to be planning and staging, and had to cram the bugout into a few months. Not to mention the politics and all the cooks in the kitchen as everyone tried to get his own piece and exert his own influence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (HnUIn)

201 Trump is not the nation's savior and if people treat him that way then we are doomed. He is, at best, a roadblock to give us time to root out more evil... to, hopefully, find uncorrupted people to take their place in DC. My guess is that we're doomed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Then we are doomed. Because until we END the intelligence community, there will be no uncorrupted people in DC.

Blackmail runs Bartertown.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (nFo4U)

202 Yes.

BTW, Bell Canada, You F.U. down!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (UfUdn)

203 Unemployment rate ticked up to 3.9%and the jobs added were 175k, expected to be 225k. Yay Joey
Posted by: Smell the Glove



Oops

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (lTGtQ)

204 April Payrolls Unexpectedly Plunge, Biggest Miss Since 2021 As Unemployment Rate Rises

.. Bidenomics at work

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

205 Trump will win.
He won’t win, win.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (tpjlM)

206 Was there a reserve currency before the dollar became on (like the UK pound), or was that something that was just cooked up in the 20th Century?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (9yWhg)

207 Detritus of UCLA protests
__________

The officials should make every protester clean that shit up with their bare hands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)

208 The sad thing, Joe, is this lady is smart… but she’s such an emotional basket case and cannot handle pressure. I’ve seen lots of little panic attacks from her but this was full blown meltdown
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 08:56 AM (xT8gx)
++++
This sounds like a very familiar story. Thankfully, my lady's meltdowns - and they did happen - were in private.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (HnUIn)

209 Imagine being a little girl quietly playing with your baby doll and dreaming of being a mommy while your brothers are wrestling and stick-fighting and seeing who can climb highest in the tree, and then you get a little older and you're decently talented at math so you get praised constantly and are pushed to the front of classes and get priority in scholarships to the college of your choice before being hired by one of the dozen companies fighting over the woman who can do math.

And then you get into the world of wrestling and stick fighting and tree climbing, and you go home crying every day, wondering why none of the people who loved you would let you follow YOUR dreams?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 09:00 AM (IF3vp)

210 Was there a reserve currency before the dollar became on (like the UK pound), or was that something that was just cooked up in the 20th Century?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (9yWhg)

Gold was the reserve currency.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:00 AM (tpjlM)

211 So, around here, we have Trump will absolutely win.. and.. no way Trump can win.. gonna be a fraught 6 months at the HQ.
Posted by: tubal


Six months? I like your optimism!

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2024 09:00 AM (iDNwP)

212 For the coming burning times, I will remind the horde that Henbit, the cool season "weed" is completely edible from root to flower, tastes good in salads, and also has square stems. It has purple flowers and this is high season for it in the Mid-Atlantic.
Posted by: Munch A Bunch


Henbit? What about a henway?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 09:01 AM (nFo4U)

213 For the coming burning times, I will remind the horde that Henbit, the cool season "weed" is completely edible from root to flower, tastes good in salads, and also has square stems. It has purple flowers and this is high season for it in the Mid-Atlantic.
Posted by: Munch A Bunch

Good to know, thanks. It's all over my and my neighbor's yards at present. And it is, I believe, a member of the mint family.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:01 AM (9yWhg)

214 Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly
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Pretty confident that GAAP allows us to post wetworks done by outside counsel as "Legal Expense"

Posted by: Boeing Accounting at May 03, 2024 09:01 AM (2FaHc)

215 BLS reported that in April the US added just 175K jobs, a nearly 50% drop from the upward revised 315K (was 303K), the lowest print since October 2023

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

216 When posting a link as a URL DO INCLUDE the HTTPS:// at the beginning thus making it simple for us to just highlight and open.
Thank you.

Posted by: Ciampino - I am basically lazy at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (qfLjt)

217 Was there a reserve currency before the dollar became on (like the UK pound), or was that something that was just cooked up in the 20th Century?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Gold was the reserve currency.
Posted by: Montec


For 5,000 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (nFo4U)

218 Does Hillary Clinton have a large position on Boeing?

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (tpjlM)

219 Unbelievable. At the very least the arrestees should be made to clean that up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Who do you think they are, Tea Party Nazis?

Sincere righteous leftists NEVER clean up.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (1bNHn)

220 Was there a reserve currency before the dollar became on (like the UK pound), or was that something that was just cooked up in the 20th Century?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 08:59 AM (9yWhg)

Gold was the reserve currency.
Posted by: Montec

Duh. I should have thought of that, thanks. So the dollar became the reserve currency when we ditched the gold standard, then?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (9yWhg)

221 The Detroit Detritus would be a good name for an NBA team.

Posted by: Dave Barry at May 03, 2024 09:03 AM (dg+HA)

222 Stocks up bigly on bad employment data. Bad employment data means more likely for the fed to start cutting. Stock markets lurve cheap money above all else.

Posted by: Montec



If they cut, they guarantee stagflation. But, if they don't cut, the bad orange man will win.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 09:03 AM (lTGtQ)

223
Duh. I should have thought of that, thanks. So the dollar became the reserve currency when we ditched the gold standard, then?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (9yWhg)

More or less yeah.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:03 AM (tpjlM)

224 April Payrolls Unexpectedly Plunge, Biggest Miss Since 2021 As Unemployment Rate Rises

Bad Economic Policy Bad For The Economy.

Experts Taken Unawares! (Again)

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2024 09:04 AM (iDNwP)

225 Quatloos would be a good alternative to dollars…

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 09:04 AM (PCK5/)

226 "So the dollar became the reserve currency when we ditched the gold standard, then?"

And a whole bunch of stuff happened after that.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (QB+5g)

227 Never even a whisper or an " I wonder" regarding the Obama's cash flow.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * septem miracula at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (3OJZ3)

228 The idea that the Executive can pass what is, effectively, law without Congressional approval and make it almost impossible for Congress to prevent is yet another example of stunningly anti-Constitutional action which SCOTUS just ignores like it were nothing.

Sooner or later you (and many others) may wake up to the knowledge that we are long past any Constitutional Republic and firmly in a post-Constitutional, single party police state.

Technically, since there are no organizational papers agreed upon (since the Republic was overthrown by the Deep State and kleptoligarchs) there is no "official" office nor branches. SCOTUS is just a bunch of paid hacks to verbalize opinions that can be ignored. Congress exists merely to steal money and enable cronies. The "Executive" is really a Potemkin façade giving the illusion that the Deep State/IC warlords aren't really in charge with their multiple fiefdoms.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (4HcMG)

229 I’m waiting for National review to explain why fewer jobs is a good thing for the middle class.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (tpjlM)

230 Time to tap the Strategic Currency Reserve.

Posted by: Get me a bucket at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (dg+HA)

231 222. Just had this explained to me by hubby nec. What a way to run financial institutions. Don't get me wrong, we own stocks and a part of our income is based on them so we're pleased when the market goes up. How long can a house of cards like this survive?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 09:06 AM (2NHgQ)

232 Blackmail runs Bartertown."

High odds it explains Speaker Johnson's 180.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 09:06 AM (Gse2f)

233 So the dollar became the reserve currency when we ditched the gold standard, then?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


We promised to be the world's policeman if they let us float our currency instead of backing it with gold. They were forced to use dollars. Then, we started printing as fast as we could, and now are pulling back on our police duties.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 09:07 AM (lTGtQ)

234 TGIF, horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:07 AM (cCVOS)

235 The Detroit Detritus would be a good name for an NBA team.
Posted by: Dave Barry


The Cleveland Flames vs The Detroit Detritus at the Cuyahoga Center.

Puck drop at 7:05.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 09:07 AM (nFo4U)

236 For some reason all of what is going on makes me think of Claudius, and his constant desire to “ restore the Republic”..

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 09:07 AM (PCK5/)

237 Just had this explained to me by hubby nec. What a way to run financial institutions. Don't get me wrong, we own stocks and a part of our income is based on them so we're pleased when the market goes up. How long can a house of cards like this survive?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

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They're not going up in any meaningful way. They're just finding the level of inflation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 09:07 AM (IF3vp)

238 229 I’m waiting for National review to explain why fewer jobs is a good thing for the middle class.

We're waiting to hear what TayTay thinks.

Posted by: National Review at May 03, 2024 09:08 AM (dg+HA)

239 >>I’m waiting for National review to explain why fewer jobs is a good thing for the middle class.


It's funny because they've become so irrelevant I'd forgotten they exist.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:08 AM (cCVOS)

240 Gold was the reserve currency.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:00 AM (tpjlM)
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It didn't have a monopoly, but it was the common one. Commodities are useful for that, and gold is a useful commodity in particular.

The USD was convertible and the reserve currency scheme *was* gold. Using it was "good as gold." Those were the rules laid down at Bretton Woods.

Then we went all Great Society and spent all the money and started printing - but those inflated dollars were still convertible at the treaty rates. We could get away with this as long as nobody converted their dollars en masse.

Well, the French saw what was happening and are not, despite appearances, stupid. France converted more and more and the system started to fail. All of our gold was going to Paris and there was nothing we could do to stop it other than the nuclear option of ending convertibility. So that's what we did.

The only reason we got away with that while retaining reserve and settlement status was that we still had unassailable industrial, technological and military power and so using our money for stuff was still much more useful than any alternative. That era has ended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:08 AM (HnUIn)

241 So, I've seen this term "rager" used regarding the reward for the frat boys who guarded Old Glory. It's some kind of party? I've never seen it before.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:09 AM (9yWhg)

242 They're not going up in any meaningful way. They're just finding the level of inflation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


Yes, stocks are valued in dollars, and when the dollar falls, the price of the stock goes up, but it doesn't mean you earned anything.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 09:09 AM (lTGtQ)

243 218 Does Hillary Clinton have a large position on Boeing?
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (tpjlM)


Her ass in seat 1-A on 787.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

244 Detritus of UCLA protests
x.com/simonateba/status/1786194360280678519


Nice dorms. How's the food?

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2024 09:10 AM (iDNwP)

245
Time to tap the Strategic Currency Reserve.

Posted by: Get me a bucket at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM


Lock box.

Posted by: Al Gore at May 03, 2024 09:10 AM (RKVpM)

246 Sincere righteous leftists NEVER clean up.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (1bNHn)

Yes consider the condition of the National Mall after the Pussy Hat screech out or the Million Man March vs. Tea Party Rallies.

Posted by: National Disgrace at May 03, 2024 09:10 AM (V5BDR)

247 CNBC:
The U.S. economy added fewer jobs than expected in April while the unemployment rate rose, reversing a trend of robust job growth that had kept the Federal Reserve cautious as it looks for signals on when it can start cutting interest rates.

Nonfarm payrolls increased by 175,000 on the month, below the 240,000 estimate from the Dow Jones consensus, the Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Friday. The unemployment rate ticked higher to 3.9% against expectations it would hold steady at 3.8%.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

248 Bernie Sanders is worried that what's happening on college campuses could be Biden's Vietnam.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

249 Trump is not the nation's savior and if people treat him that way then we are doomed.

Trump give people permission to be brave. Trump is exposing the rotten and corrupt government for what it is - an enemy of human flourishing in general and We The People in particular.

As Trump becomes the Mandela of America, it puts vision and a willingness to do something other than be sedated in front of the TV.

Trump isn't the savior, he is the alarm clock that awakens the lions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 09:12 AM (4HcMG)

250 The dollar as reserve currency has had little competition. Relatively stable currencies like the Swiss franc are from small nations. The EU has problems as bad or worse than ours. The Yuan????

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2024 09:12 AM (Gse2f)

251 SCOTUS struck down the student loan bailouts and Biden told them to fuck off. What can SCOTUS do? What will it do to reassert it's authority in this instance?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 08:43 AM (x0n13)


I don't know that it can at this point. The left, at the very least, will ignore rulings they don't like. The Senate will not vote to convict a member of their own party during an impeachment trial (unless he's Trump). Voters will cheer on lawless behavior.

The US is gone and it isn't coming back. The collapse of the Roman Empire took centuries. We're seeing it at the micro level.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:12 AM (U7wke)

252 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Thanks, Joe. Very interesting.

You're really good at giving understandable analyses of complex issues.

That, AND you post hot chicks.

I always enjoy reading your comments. And looking at your chicks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:13 AM (9yWhg)

253 Trump makes post court campaing stop at mid-town Manhattan Fire Station to bring firefighters pizza.

Joe shits his diaper.


Again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2024 09:13 AM (nFo4U)

254 CDC employees worked to track down information on reported post-vaccination deaths and learned that myocarditis—or heart inflammation, a confirmed side effect of the vaccines—was listed on death certificates and in autopsies for some of the deaths.

The spokeswoman declined to explain why the CDC doesn’t consider autopsies or death certificates as evidence of causality, the criteria that would establish vaccine-caused deaths, or whether the numbers have been updated since 2023.

“They are taking the exact opposite approach to COVID deaths! Every death after a test was a COVID death. No death after a vaccine is a vaccine death!” Dr. Craig said. She questioned what it would take for the CDC to admit that the vaccines have caused some myocarditis-related deaths.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

255 Bernie Sanders is worried that what's happening on college campuses could be Biden's Vietnam.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

Oddly he’s not worried that the protestors are calling for him to be gassed. Party first, above all else. Gotta handed to Dems they are devoted.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:14 AM (tpjlM)

256 Bernie Sanders, what an idiot. We aren't at war with hamas, Israel is. We are at war with education indoctrination at every level. It's potatus' chickens coming home to roost.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 09:14 AM (2NHgQ)

257 Sincere righteous leftists NEVER clean up.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (1bNHn)
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Oh, bullshit. Did you not see the video? Our peaceful occupation was mercilessly broken by fascist storm-troopers. We were cuffed and marched off to concentration camps to thunderous applause.

There was no way we could clean up the flotsam left behind because it was, get this, left behind. Do you think those jack-booted thugs were going to give us time to take down tents or clean up trash before shoving us into the maw of the prison-industrial complex? Of course not. Their phalanx marched in, beat us, took us captive and interred us. We're ever so sorry that we didn't have to time to do the move-out cleaning as the fascists were assaulting and kidnapping us.

Get real.

Posted by: UCLA Protester at May 03, 2024 09:14 AM (HnUIn)

258 >>The student editors of the Columbia Law Review issued a statement on Wednesday urging Columbia Law School to cancel exams in the wake of the police operation that cleared the university’s unauthorized encampment, saying the "violence" had left them "irrevocably shaken" and "unable to focus."


Tell us you're not capable of operating as an adult in the real world without saying it explicitly.

Apart from the gall of creating the very circumstances you now claim traumatized you, toughen up, buttercups.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:15 AM (cCVOS)

259 257 There was no way we could clean up the flotsam left behind because it was, get this, left behind. Do you think those jack-booted thugs were going to give us time to take down tents or clean up trash before shoving us into the maw of the prison-industrial complex? Of course not. Their phalanx marched in, beat us, took us captive and interred us. We're ever so sorry that we didn't have to time to do the move-out cleaning as the fascists were assaulting and kidnapping us.

Get real.
Posted by: UCLA Protester at May 03, 2024 09:14 AM (HnUIn)

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A correct use of the word phalanx.

Satirical fail, Joe. Be better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:15 AM (GBKbO)

260 Joe Mannix: straightforward analysis, chicks for free.

Posted by: Straight Dire at May 03, 2024 09:15 AM (dg+HA)

261 Eyewitness account of Madison, Wisconsin pro-Hamas thugs. From the usual war chants, to some extreme chants of "Death to Zionists", "Bring back the Final Solution" and "Abolish Israel" And "Abolish the United States" , "Return the American stolen land back to the indigenous peoples." ...a few Jewish students reported being harassed with chants of 'Heil Hitler' shouted at them and "Make the swastika fashionable again!"

It's Magas trying to color the students as pro hamas. I’ve heard in Austin they are out causing trouble.

Most maga are not anti Israel, exact opposite tbh. I live in MAGA country, the majority of them fly Israeli flags , so I'm strongly doubt this

The far right and far left bend and meet at antisemitism. Anti-Zionism is antisemitism.

Looks like this has Putin's fingerprints all over it. Alt-right anti-Semites have been infiltrating the pro-Palestinian protests the same way they infiltrated the Black Lives Matter protests of 2020. Same tactics: pretend to march for the same cause as the left wing protesters while at the same time attack only Jews (or black folks 4 years ago).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

262
Yes, stocks are valued in dollars, and when the dollar falls, the price of the stock goes up, but it doesn't mean you earned anything.


Furthermore, I don't know of any 401ks that allow people to short the market, only take long positions - basically a one-way ratchet. Money keeps pouring into retirement accounts and the universe of investments keeps shrinking funneling more money into fewer and fewer entities. Remember, with each corporate merger, there are fewer companies to park your money in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 09:17 AM (4HcMG)

263 261 Looks like this has Putin's fingerprints all over it. Alt-right anti-Semites have been infiltrating the pro-Palestinian protests the same way they infiltrated the Black Lives Matter protests of 2020. Same tactics: pretend to march for the same cause as the left wing protesters while at the same time attack only Jews (or black folks 4 years ago).
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

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Just wait until they find out who funds the Sierra Club.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:17 AM (GBKbO)

264 Most maga are not anti Israel, exact opposite tbh. I live in MAGA country, the majority of them fly Israeli flags , so I'm strongly doubt this


Wow, somebody at DU gets something right.

Are those pigs I see in the sky?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:18 AM (9yWhg)

265 “How do the Democrats, how do all of us on that side say January 6 was wrong if you can have the same pictures going on on college campuses.”
-- Al Sharpton

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

266 The saving grace with the student loan forgiveness is that potatus can only forgive government backed student loans, nothing private. However, I don't know what the breakdown is between the two. I'm guessing there are more government backed than private. Anyone know?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 09:18 AM (2NHgQ)

267 anti-Semites have been infiltrating the pro-Palestinian protests

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[face palm] this is galactic level ignorant and stupid right there

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (V13WU)

268
Furthermore, I don't know of any 401ks that allow people to short the market, only take long positions - basically a one-way ratchet



401k plans generally suck. Only reason to use them is if an employer matches contributions. Otherwise put retirement money in an IRA, SEP or other self managed retirement plans, where you can do whatever you want. Plus no management fees which 401k plans and mutual funds have.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (tpjlM)

269 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J. and prayers for healing continuing.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (WXNFJ)

270 Given today's jobs report and the ongoing protests , the increasing crime rate (no matter what the left says), the continuing illegal mess, anyone voting for Biden is either a complete idiot (middle class liberals) or a hardcore Marxist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (JfVRc)

271 264 Most maga are not anti Israel, exact opposite tbh. I live in MAGA country, the majority of them fly Israeli flags , so I'm strongly doubt this


Wow, somebody at DU gets something right.

Are those pigs I see in the sky?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:18 AM (9yWhg)

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Followed up immediately by someone saying that far left and far right meet at antisemitism because neo-Nazi is supposed to be far right.

You know, the far right national socialists.

They literally do believe not only that MAGA is Nazi but that Nazi is far right. These people are horrendously maleducated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (GBKbO)

272 ... Looks like this has Putin's fingerprints all over it. Alt-right anti-Semites have been infiltrating the pro-Palestinian protests the same way they infiltrated the Black Lives Matter protests of 2020. Same tactics: pretend to march for the same cause as the left wing protesters while at the same time attack only Jews (or black folks 4 years ago).
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 03, 2024 09:16 AM (JCZqz)
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Is there *anything* Putin can't do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

273 When posting a link as a URL DO INCLUDE the HTTPS:// at the beginning thus making it simple for us to just highlight and open.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino - I am basically lazy at May 03, 2024 09:02 AM (qfLjt)


Don't most browsers assume the https? Mine does.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (U7wke)

274 What is the point of some people coming here day after day after day saying, "The USA is done and it's never coming back"? Maybe they need to take a break.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (XkYcA)

275 270 Given today's jobs report and the ongoing protests , the increasing crime rate (no matter what the left says), the continuing illegal mess, anyone voting for Biden is either a complete idiot (middle class liberals) or a hardcore Marxist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (JfVRc)

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Democrats cheat because so much of the country is behind them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (GBKbO)

276 Definition of rude awakening: Go expecting a Mannix chick and run into an Ahkbar

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (xT8gx)

277 you can't fix stupid, you really can't !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (V13WU)

278 local ABC in NYC:

Approximately 134 of the 282 people taken into custody at Columbia University and CCNY were not affiliated with either school -- more than 47%...

Investigators are looking at the role of outsiders who were on campus in the days before encampment participants shifted to Hamilton Hall, and whether those people gave the student protesters the idea to take over Hamilton Hall and the tactical knowledge to do it.

The NYPD directed attention to 68-year-old Sami Al-Arian, an accused terrorist deported to Turkey in 2015, who posted a picture of his wife in the tent encampment at Columbia...

Another activist, 63-year-old Lisa Fithian, is one of the people that police say has been escalating student protests. For decades she has been pictured in protests all over the country.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

279 272 Is there *anything* Putin can't do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

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Provide pictures of Trump in a bed with hooker pee?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (GBKbO)

280 "the pre-planned explosion of campus Jew-hate that dates back to shortly after the IDF began its retaliatory war on Hamas in Gaza, is likely the nail in their coffin as far as this November goes. Election fraud, the kangaroo court Trump show trials, and perhaps mass rioting this summer in Chicago and Milwaukee and all over the place as the pretext for martial law and another CIA/DOJ/State Dept. color revolution right here notwithstanding."

I know the black polling is tiresome, but I think you underestimate the left's ability to manufacture a win. Ballot harvesting, millions of illegals, and outright fraud will carry the day. They may win back the house as well.

Posted by: InZona at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (qz1Fg)

281 401k plans generally suck. Only reason to use them is if an employer matches contributions. Otherwise put retirement money in an IRA, SEP or other self managed retirement plans, where you can do whatever you want. Plus no management fees which 401k plans and mutual funds have.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (tpjlM)
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I fund my 401(k) up to the match. I can lose half my portfolio value before it starts losing my money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (HnUIn)

282 MAGA infiltrated the “river to the sea” people. 🤣🤣

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (tpjlM)

283 272 Is there *anything* Putin can't do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)


Take all of Ukraine in 48 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)

284 What is the point of some people coming here day after day after day saying, "The USA is done and it's never coming back"? Maybe they need to take a break.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They're just killing time while waiting for the boobettes to show up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

285 The far right and far left bend and meet at antisemitism. Anti-Zionism is antisemitism.


Umm... what the..?

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

286 Detritus of UCLA protests ...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 08:30 AM (n/1xr)
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I wonder how much drug detritus is hiding in those piles of trash. I hope the groundskeepers and janitors who will inevitably be assigned to clean it up get hazard pay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (HnUIn)

287 Yes, stocks are valued in dollars, and when the dollar falls, the price of the stock goes up, but it doesn't mean you earned anything.
______
Back in the late 70s I actually heard an argument that stocks are good because they were the only thing not getting more expensive.

Democrats are smart.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (1bNHn)

288 284 They're just killing time while waiting for the boobettes to show up pop out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

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Suggested edit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

289 285 The far right and far left bend and meet at antisemitism. Anti-Zionism is antisemitism.


Umm... what the..?
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

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They think national socialists are far right libertarians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

290 Take all of Ukraine in 48 hours.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)
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Only because we thankfully got rid of Trump!
-- DU poster, probably

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (HnUIn)

291 Boobettes? Where?

Posted by: Perks Up at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (dg+HA)

292 I fund my 401(k) up to the match. I can lose half my portfolio value before it starts losing my money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (HnUIn)

Same. I get 50% match up to 6% of my salary. I have it set up to contribute right up to that 6% in 26 equal chunks throughout the year. And then 100% of the funds go to the one and only available index fund. All the other funds are horribly expensive. One of them has a 4% management fee. Which is fucking insane.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (tpjlM)

293 They think national socialists are far right libertarians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)
++++
"The Nazis were right-wing" is one of the greatest coordinated lies ever told.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (HnUIn)

294 So today's "news" feed link from WAPO: "I was at a campus protest and I'm neither a hero nor a villain."

No, maybe not, but you're a jackass who should have been finishing papers and finals. Millions of college students not at far left colleges are doing just that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (XkYcA)

295 280 I know the black polling is tiresome, but I think you underestimate the left's ability to manufacture a win. Ballot harvesting, millions of illegals, and outright fraud will carry the day. They may win back the house as well.
Posted by: InZona at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (qz1Fg)


This time around, so many more people perhaps may not necessarily be voting for Trump as against Biden and the Dems. Eyes have been opened.

If the steal happens again, those who perhaps were too dumb to see it or even cheered it last time, will not be pleased.

It's the sea change beyond elections that will perhaps lead us towards a revolution.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (x0n13)

296
The saving grace with the student loan forgiveness is that potatus can only forgive government backed student loans, nothing private. However, I don't know what the breakdown is between the two. I'm guessing there are more government backed than private. Anyone know?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 03, 2024 09:18 AM


Obama planned ahead for future elections and one of his first term first actions was placing the entire student loan program under the federal umbrella.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (RKVpM)

297 276 Definition of rude awakening: Go expecting a Mannix chick and run into an Ahkbar
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Now THERE'S an idea!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

298 293 They think national socialists are far right libertarians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)
++++
"The Nazis were right-wing" is one of the greatest coordinated lies ever told.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (HnUIn)

=====

I've told this before, but I was living in Rome and a fellow English teacher was a 60ish year old hippie.

I said that I wanted government to do no more than national defense and roads.

He called me a Nazi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (GBKbO)

299 Same. I get 50% match up to 6% of my salary. I have it set up to contribute right up to that 6% in 26 equal chunks throughout the year. And then 100% of the funds go to the one and only available index fund. All the other funds are horribly expensive. One of them has a 4% management fee. Which is fucking insane.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:22 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Man, your company hates you. That's insane. I wonder how much your HR drones got as kickbacks in exchange for limiting your options to high-cost options like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

300 >>Trump makes post court campaing stop at mid-town Manhattan Fire Station to bring firefighters pizza.


Kinda funny that they thought confining Trump to his freakin' home town - the place he's been one of the biggest local celebrities for his entire life - would hinder his ability to connect with voters.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (cCVOS)

301 There was that Babylon Bee headline recently that said something like Nazis and Hamas college protestors try to argue but turns out they agree on everything.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (tpjlM)

302 From which river to which sea? How about clearing everything from the Hudson, east.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (1bNHn)

303 And a whole bunch of stuff happened after that.
Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2024 09:05 AM (QB+5g)

Some people did something

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (ENQN6)

304 295 This time around, so many more people perhaps may not necessarily be voting for Trump as against Biden and the Dems. Eyes have been opened.

If the steal happens again, those who perhaps were too dumb to see it or even cheered it last time, will not be pleased.

It's the sea change beyond elections that will perhaps lead us towards a revolution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:23 AM (x0n13)

=======

The cheat will happen. How America reacts is something I have no idea about.

I'm just not terribly hopeful. The cheat in 2020 was out in the open, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (GBKbO)

305 They're just killing time while waiting for the boobettes to show up .Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

. LOL So a perpetually depressed boobbette watcher?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (XkYcA)

306 Boobettes? Where?
Posted by: Perks Up

Many times standing uncomfortably close to Mushbrain while being sniffed.

Poor kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (WXNFJ)

307 I've told this before, but I was living in Rome and a fellow English teacher was a 60ish year old hippie.

I said that I wanted government to do no more than national defense and roads.

He called me a Nazi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (GBKbO)
++++
Well, in fairness, you're wrong. Not a Nazi, of course, but wrong.

I think there's a strong argument to made for a state-owned postal service.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

308 282 MAGA infiltrated the “river to the sea” people. 🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:20 AM (tpjlM)


From the liver to the spleen, Epstein . . . did not kill himself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:25 AM (x0n13)

309 307 Well, in fairness, you're wrong. Not a Nazi, of course, but wrong.

I think there's a strong argument to made for a state-owned postal service.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

======

You're such a commie, Joe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:25 AM (GBKbO)

310 301 There was that Babylon Bee headline recently that said something like Nazis and Hamas college protestors try to argue but turns out they agree on everything.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (tpjlM)

There are many video of racist and progressives arguing over all they things they agree on.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:25 AM (ENQN6)

311 If you don't have a shemagh in your get home bag you should consider adding one.

Being friend shaped in a crowd of murderous heathen could literally save your life.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 03, 2024 09:25 AM (MkuC5)

312 302 From which river to which sea? How about clearing everything from the Hudson, east.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (1bNHn)


Gowanus Canal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2024 09:25 AM (x0n13)

313 >>I've told this before, but I was living in Rome and a fellow English teacher was a 60ish year old hippie.

I said that I wanted government to do no more than national defense and roads. He called me a Nazi.
- - -

I have an uber-Lefty niece from the Boston area. She went off to college in Oregon, where an antifa classmate called her a fascist because she was so "conservative." That was an eye-opener for her, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:26 AM (cCVOS)

314 He called me a Nazi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Good thing you didn't tell him your views on Prometheus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:27 AM (9yWhg)

315 Man, your company hates you. That's insane. I wonder how much your HR drones got as kickbacks in exchange for limiting your options to high-cost options like that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

Every company I’ve worked for that had a 401k plan was the same. Shitty and expensive options. Unless there was a match I never bothered with 401k plans.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:27 AM (tpjlM)

316 I think there's a strong argument to made for a state-owned postal service.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

How does a place like Australia run their postal service? It would be interesting to see what they do - large distances, first-world (sort of), etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2024 09:27 AM (WXNFJ)

317 I have no idea who is going to ( “win” - funny term “win”, don’t you think? ) in November; but I am pretty certain that there will be capital T trouble, whatever the outcome..

Posted by: tubal at May 03, 2024 09:27 AM (PCK5/)

318 I'll note that the betting odds in Vegas on the Trump victory have him as a slight favorite now, for the first time this cycle. (I checked after Tyrus said he was not on Gutfeld last night, and it'd changed since taping, apparently.)

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 03, 2024 09:28 AM (skAOD)

319
The same people who stuffed ballots at $10 a pop may be a lot more hesitant to do it this time. Just what the hell did it get them in the end?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 09:28 AM (RKVpM)

320 319
The same people who stuffed ballots at $10 a pop may be a lot more hesitant to do it this time. Just what the hell did it get them in the end?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 09:28 AM (RKVpM)

=======

They're getting paid to do it. They'll do it again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

321 The far right and far left bend and meet at antisemitism. Anti-Zionism is antisemitism.

This is what happens when you have a political world-view that is fully incapable of recognizing people of Faith and Character.

To them its just a control knob on your dedication to your team's tyranny.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 03, 2024 09:29 AM (4HcMG)

322 Election betting odds is a summary of markets. Shows Biden slightly ahead and Dem slightly ahead of Rep for which party wins. There’s a fair amount of money betting a Democrat other than Biden will win.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:30 AM (tpjlM)

323 The same people who stuffed ballots at $10 a pop may be a lot more hesitant to do it this time. Just what the hell did it get them in the end?
Posted by: Divide by Zero

-

$10 a pop.

Heck, if our elected officials will sell us out for $10K or so, it only makes sense that the foot soldiers will be happy as can be with $1500.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 09:30 AM (IF3vp)

324 >>So today's "news" feed link from WAPO: "I was at a campus protest and I'm neither a hero nor a villain."

No, maybe not, but you're a jackass who should have been finishing papers and finals. Millions of college students not at far left colleges are doing just that.
- - -
Heh, Fen. He/she is an IDIOT. A useful idiot one, at that.
Earlier in the week my kid texted me a couple of protest memes and informed me there were none on his campus (Catholic school, the non-woke kind). Then marveled that kids whose parents have spent so much money, or who have taken out giant loans themselves, would be frittering it away on protests. Phew!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (cCVOS)

325
A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)

326
They're getting paid to do it. They'll do it again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 03, 2024 09:29 AM


A very conservative estimate is that inflation has cost each individual a thousand dollars a year for the past three.

That's a lot of ballots to stuff to break even.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 09:31 AM (RKVpM)

327 . LOL So a perpetually depressed boobbette watcher?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fen, I've struggled with depression for a long time. And one of the things (well, two, really) that always cheer me up are boobs.

Those and puppies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

328 I fund my 401(k) up to the match. I can lose half my portfolio value before it starts losing my money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix


Yes, the match is the only guaranteed return, and is literally money on the table, being given by your employer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (lTGtQ)

329 UfUdn added

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (UfUdn)

330 My daughter had to go for yet another surgery. We were hoping (with some good reason) to be discharged today. But before the surgeon could make her rounds, some fucking piece of shit called in a bomb threat, and now the place is locked down. Who knows when/if we'll see her, now. I suspect we're stuck until Monday.

Three days ago someone pulled the fire alarm and they had to evacuate us. I suspect it's the same person.

If they catch this cocksucker, I hope they publicly beat him to death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (0l8OY)

331 nood

art

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (UfUdn)

332 Joe Mannix,

if your company matches 50%, you won’t be even if your position falls 50%.It doesn’t math this way, as the kids would say.

Say you invest $1000 and you get $500 match. A 50% drop brings that down to $750. You’re still down 25% of what you contributed.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (tpjlM)

333 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (0l8OY)

So sorry for the trouble made by the creep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:35 AM (XkYcA)

334 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

I am sorry for your depression; I have been affected by it for years., but it's better now. Boobies don't do a thing to lift it. Manly pectorals probably wouldn't either, but puppies or kittens would be nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 09:37 AM (XkYcA)

335 ... if your company matches 50%, you won’t be even if your position falls 50%.It doesn’t math this way, as the kids would say.

Say you invest $1000 and you get $500 match. A 50% drop brings that down to $750. You’re still down 25% of what you contributed.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2024 09:33 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Right, but my company matches dollar-for-dollar up to 3.5%. So I contribute at 3.5%.

At a 50% match, I'd still do it because I can still take a serious drop before it starts being my money. With no match or a 25% match, I wouldn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

336 Bats and penguins
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2024 08:50 AM


The eternal struggle between good and evil.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2024 09:48 AM (a3Q+t)

337
I lie for a living.

Posted by: Paul banned at May 03, 2024 10:40 AM (eSn0n)

338 I actually read an article...
On the Daily Beast article and Barron Trump:

"Coles told Matt Fuller, the former Washington bureau chief and top politics editor, to leave his job early after he pushed back against her idea to cover who is paying for the campus encampments and learn whether there was an Astroturf” element to the protests, according to the Intelligencer."

This confirms what we already know - the protests are funded and organized by a person, group, or groups with plenty of money. It is a valid angle and if there was push back, its because he knew who is behind it.

Posted by: Jake Speed at May 03, 2024 11:11 AM (Vu1jV)

339 90% of cost is produced as a by product of large scale copper mining
The 10% produced artistically is often THE only way to produce income from extremely poor people. I think they should be able to continue until a better life is available to them


[Kurt is a fan of slave labor so he can continue to live the life as a layabout eunuch supporting his mother's lifestyle - jjs]

Posted by: Paul banned [Kurt sucks Nadler's lap band] at May 03, 2024 11:18 AM (CW7qp)

340 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J. Happy Friday!

"The health care business that brought together the Biden family and an Islamic terror state had targeted stricken rural hospitals in Kentucky, Missouri and Pennsylvania... "

And if that's not horrifying enough: Politico, Feb 18, 2024 — (In part) "Jim Biden played a major role in a company called Americore, which the government has accused of massive Medicare fraud." The immediate family of the US President & MEDICARE FRAUD in a single sentence!! Not only that, Politico, 03/26/24: 'DOJ looked at transactions linked to Jim Biden as part of criminal investigation'
Cases in both PA and Florida described as engaging in "a brazen scheme."

Based on their positions & the fact that many former & current members of Congress have owned and/or are heavy investors in healthcare, they have a great deal of knowledge of how easy it is to bilk the Executive Branch's Medicare, Medicaid & CHIP programs, and also Obamacare in general, and the slim odds of being caught and convicted.

>KFF dot org: FAQs on Health Spending, the Federal Budget, and Budget Enforcement Tools

Cont'd:

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (NFX2v)

341 Cont'd:
In part, "The federal government provides support for health programs and services both through spending on programs and services and through tax expenditures. Federal spending on domestic and global health programs and services accounted for 29% of net federal outlays in fiscal year (FY) 2023 (taking into account offsetting receipts), or $1.9 trillion out of $6.4 trillion (Figure 1). Specifically, Medicare accounted for 13% of the total, Medicaid and CHIP accounted for 10%, other domestic health spending accounted for 4%, hospital and medical care for veterans was 2%, and global health was 0.1%. By comparison, Social Security accounted for 21% of federal outlays in FY 2023, while defense accounted for 13%.

Mandatory spending comprises the majority (88% or $1.6 trillion) of federal spending on health programs and services. Mandatory spending is not subject to annual appropriations votes by Congress but instead mandated by existing laws." (More, not included here. Reading suggested.)

Doubt 22 million illegals have been fully considered in all programs.

Bleeding our coffers dry; ^ future deficient spending.

Cont'd

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (NFX2v)

342 "The Biden Junta Must Denounce the International Criminal Court’s Plan to Indict Netanyahu (Denounce it? They're behind it! - jjs)"

Spot on, again, J.J. An example of the power the Biden (Clinton, Obama) Junta holds: 'Darfur: Joint NGO Letter to US Justice Department Requesting ICC Guidance, April 2024' (CC: Antony Blinken, Secretary of State, U.S. Department of State; Amb. Linda Thomas-Greenfield, Permanent Representative, U.S. Mission to the United Nations Tom Perriello, Special Envoy for Sudan, U.S. Department of State)

While we've been distracted by the 'campus unrest' & blatant anti-Semitism, the WEF has been holding a Special Meeting 2024 – Revitalizing Growth, Development and Collaboration Amid Global Fractures.

"RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA, 28–29 April 2024: The Special Meeting on Global Collaboration, Growth and Energy for Development, scheduled to take place in Riyadh, will help public and private sector leaders address shared global challenges.

The meeting will also advance key Forum initiatives in the region and beyond. It aims to bridge the growing North-South divide..."

Biden, Blinkin follow its lead. Always.

Standing with Israel, its IDF.

Good weekend! 😉

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 03, 2024 11:24 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 3 May 2024

Top Story

Tech News

  • Every map of China is wrong. (Medium)

    If you overlay satellite data on maps of China, nothing seems to line up properly.

    This is because all recent map of China are wrong - deliberately so, with locations shifted by anything from 50 to 500 meters.

    And nobody in China is permitted to correct the errors.


  • There's another critical security vulnerability in GitLab. (Ars Technica)

    GitLab is great.

    Under no circumstances should you run your own instance connected directly to the internet.


  • Nurses say hospital adoption of half-cooked AI is reckless. (TechDirt)

    I'm sure they do, and I'm sure it is, but this article not only provides no evidence whatsoever for these claims, it doesn't even provide any coherent claims.


  • Kobo's 2024 e-reader models are user-repairable. (Liliputing)

    In the sense that a moderately experienced user with a $20 screwdriver set can open them up and replace the screen, battery, and motherboard, and the front and back parts of the case if the damage is physical rather than electronic.

    Which is not everything, but is certainly something.


Disclaimer: Which is not nothing.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:25 AM




Comments

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1 First.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (ju2Fy)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (ju2Fy)

3 So, did the site fall over, or was it just the routing from here in Australia?

I did restart something, but not something that should have broken the site in the first place.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (BLOW1)

4 G'Day everyone
Blog has been broke for me, couldn't even get back to ONT

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:30 AM (fwDg9)

5 Just the routing, I guess. Site not broken.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:32 AM (ju2Fy)

6 Good morning morons

Site appears to function normally

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:32 AM (RIvkX)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 04:32 AM (T4tVD)

8 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 04:33 AM (omVj0)

9
Yep, there was a glitch, "destination unreachable" for a little bit. Now, it's all good.

And I'll just sign off now, with here's to you, Mr. David Garrett. You done good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 04:33 AM (w6EFb)

10 Every map of China is wrong. (Medium)

If you overlay satellite data on maps of China, nothing seems to line up properly.

This is because all recent map of China are wrong - deliberately so, with locations shifted by anything from 50 to 500 meters.

And nobody in China is permitted to correct the errors.
-

It seems like that would throw off Scientific Fix Global Warming calculations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 04:35 AM (YsjiM)

11 Evening and morning to all the early risers and late toilers!

I spent a good part of last night coughing my head off. Barely got five hours' sleep. On the good hand, it feels like I've finally cleared out whatever gunk was deposited by the cold; I finally did sleep, some, and haven't coughed since I got up.

On the better hand: 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 04:35 AM (omVj0)

12 Thanks. Sounds like it was a network thing, and not a server thing.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

13 Mornin'

Was any reason given by the ChiComs about not fixing the maps? Is that question permitted?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 04:38 AM (jFCkp)

14 It seems like that would throw off Scientific Fix Global Warming calculations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Nah-uh. Those calculations are calculated correctly. We used made up numbers that are similar to other numbers that agree with our numbers that we also made up mostly.

So...SCIENCE!


Posted by: Bruce at May 03, 2024 04:38 AM (/HWS4)

15 Thanks. Sounds like it was a network thing, and not a server thing.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 04:36 AM (BLOW1)
===
Sounds like a hamster thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:39 AM (RIvkX)

16 In case you missed it, Apple made a lot of money and Tim Cook is calling the DOJ's antitrust case "misguided."

In other news, people are are getting mugged in Oakland, California.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 04:39 AM (hqGCh)

17 Got some work-work to handle today, but my boss is still in Ireland. I plan to leave about an hour earlier than usual.

Today will be my first day dealing with the new congestion on the bridge coming home, thanks to one lane being closed. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2024 04:41 AM (omVj0)

18 Thanks. Sounds like it was a network thing, and not a server thing. Posted by: Pixy Misa

My pro tip answer is to blame it on the dog.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 04:41 AM (hqGCh)

19 >>>all recent map of China are wrong - deliberately so

This reminds me of people deliberately setting their watches off-normal so they won't be late; once you introduce the madness it seems it'd be hard to recover.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:42 AM (o3SCB)

20 Possibly fixing a the Chinese map would mean someone screwed up the first try, and if still a member of the party in standing means they can't be wrong so don't fix it.

At least in the 60s that explanation would work

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 04:47 AM (fwDg9)

21 Currently on a round of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:47 AM (o3SCB)

22 On the occupy front, I see that that great (not) Evergreen State College in Spokane, WA has sort of ended the protests over ending any contact with Israel. Its a student run state college where the inmates run the place. No set curriculum, you make up your own whatever you want to study, usually social stuff. And probably your resume gets sent to the shredder when you apply to any real company other than future government jobs.
Their was once talk of just making it into a homeless shelter, to hell with education. Great location though.

Posted by: Colin at May 03, 2024 04:49 AM (/z/eU)

23 15 Thanks. Sounds like it was a network thing, and not a server thing.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 03, 2024 04:36 AM (BLOW1)
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Sounds like a hamster thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 04:39 AM (RIvkX)

Squeak! squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:50 AM (o3SCB)

24 I figure they did it to confuse the foreign devils.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 04:54 AM (IG7T0)

25 This just might be the greatest sililoquy since Hamlet and quite possibly the greatest opening scene of any movie ever.

https://youtu.be/PS5yfhPGaWE

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 04:54 AM (hqGCh)

26 Senate candidate McCormick: I am tired of seeing PA towns like the one I grew up in devastated by the fentanyl epidemic brought on by mexican drug cartels and illegal immigrants.

The mayor of that small town (D): fact check! We only had 2 overdose deaths last year and neither one of them bought their drugs from a mexican cartel member. So, there is no fentanyl problem in PA anywhere! All lies!

The police chief of that small town: yeah! And we only have 2 illegal immigrants in town. We know, because both have been arrested multiple times. (One for trying to pass a million dollar bill) And everyone knows it is legal immigrants from China bringing in the fentanyl.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 04:57 AM (3CVIc)

27 Was any reason given by the ChiComs about not fixing the maps? Is that question permitted?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Deliberate obfuscation and state control. Same as always.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2024 04:58 AM (3CVIc)

28 27: Ah. Figures. Commies gotta commie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 05:00 AM (jFCkp)

29 26: if you look close enough, you'll discover that mayor of a small PA town is on a Cartel payroll. Allegedly...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 05:01 AM (jFCkp)

30
U.S. = here are the number of ships we're sending to the area, the date they will be leaving/arriving, and the route of travel

China = Nah, we're not disclosing relatively unimportant specific information about our geography, screw you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:01 AM (YsjiM)

31 On the occupy front, I see that that great (not) Evergreen State College in Spokane. Posted by: Colin

Psst, just between you and I, Evergreen State College is in Olympia, Washington which is on the other side of the state.

After The original Marxist race riot at Evergreen all the qualified students bailed out. Actually it was more like their parents yanked them out and what was left was all the blue hair communists who were confused if they're boys or girls. To keep enrollment up Evergreen tossed out all enrollment standards the next academic year. Within a couple years, if memory serves me correctly, 40% of the student population was identifying as transgender. In a perverse manner, Evergreen is a highly successful left-wing school.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:01 AM (hqGCh)

32 The forecast is for rare May rain tomorrow which means my poor sinuses are spasming and popping and clicking like an old-style telegraph machine or stock ticker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:01 AM (RIvkX)

33 2 Nooded.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (ju2Fy)

5 Just the routing, I guess. Site not broken.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:32 AM (ju2Fy)

Your "nood" didn't land on the ONT.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:03 AM (o3SCB)

34 33 2 Nooded.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (ju2Fy)

5 Just the routing, I guess. Site not broken.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:32 AM (ju2Fy)

Your "nood" didn't land on the ONT.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:03 AM (o3SCB)

Oh, sorry, yes it did. I was looking at the Quick Hits.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:05 AM (o3SCB)

35 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 05:05 AM (ENQN6)

36 Your "nood" didn't land on the ONT.
Posted by: m

And you might want to see a doctor about that thing on your back

Posted by: Bruce at May 03, 2024 05:06 AM (/HWS4)

37 The forecast is for rare May rain tomorrow which means my poor sinuses are spasming and popping and clicking like an old-style telegraph machine or stock ticker.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

On the bright side, the rain will tamp down the feces dust that gets kicked up around SF when the wind blows.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:06 AM (hqGCh)

38 I walk past the Chinese consulate almost daily and allow myself to indulge in violent fantasies when i do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:07 AM (RIvkX)

39 There is more human and dog sh*t on the sidewalks here now than NYC in the 70s before the "pooper-scooper" law.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:09 AM (RIvkX)

40 The good news this week from New Mexico is the communists up in in Santa Fe haven't tried to cancel the US Constitution this week though we still have today to get through before that can be confirmed.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:09 AM (hqGCh)

41 36 Your "nood" didn't land on the ONT.
Posted by: m

And you might want to see a doctor about that thing on your back
Posted by: Bruce at May 03, 2024 05:06 AM (/HWS4)

Ewwww, get it offa me!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:11 AM (o3SCB)

42 And you might want to see a doctor about that thing on your back
Posted by: Bruce at May 03, 2024 05:06 AM (/HWS4)

What is it ?

Animal ?
Vegetable ?
Mineral ?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 05:15 AM (T4tVD)

43 Haven't seen a turtle in a long time, but Box and Snapping turtles are around here. Actually tried to keep a Box turtle as a kid once.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:15 AM (fwDg9)

44 This reminds me of people deliberately setting their watches off-normal so they won't be late; once you introduce the madness it seems it'd be hard to recover.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:42 AM (o3SCB)


And then they get used to their watch always being off so they still wind up being late.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2024 05:17 AM (Yyk6J)

45 The Chinese and maps:

The British fear was not without basis. Some months later, in July 1943, the Chinese Ministry of Information published a map which revived ancient claims to include all north Burma as Chinese territory.

Barbara Tuchman’s Stilwell book.

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2024 05:18 AM (9c1e9)

46 Good morning! 66 headed for 81 later today with some rain. Been a wet spring here in Cowtown.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2024 05:19 AM (YRsIm)

47 Doesn't feel much like Friday, Miami Grand Prix this weekend and I volunteered to do some work tomorrow in city.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:20 AM (fwDg9)

48 The federal government just mandated that new cars, beginning in 2029, must have automatic emergency braking at speeds up to 90 mph. It might just be me but I'm thinking this is going to be a complete shit show and will cause more problems than it was set out to cure.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:20 AM (hqGCh)

49 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 05:21 AM (a1415)

50 Doesn't feel much like Friday, Miami Grand Prix this weekend and I volunteered to do some work tomorrow in city.
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:20 AM (fwDg9)

You'll be ROLLIN' in DOUGH !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 05:21 AM (T4tVD)

51 Got the upstream O2 sensor changed out yesterday on the wagon.

Sensor came out pretty easily.

BUT...the damb wire connector is about a pain in the butt, and took almost an hour to get off and on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 05:23 AM (a1415)

52 In California all hours worked on 6th day over 40 hours is time and a half.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:24 AM (RIvkX)

53 The federal government just mandated that new cars, beginning in 2029, must have automatic emergency braking at speeds up to 90 mph

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It's why so many new cars - even stripper base models - are being sold with the mandatory "luxury!" of radar based cruise control. It has nothing to do with cruise control, and generally users find the distance-based style is a lot more trouble than its worth.

It's testing the radar in preparation for the law and lawsuits.

It's no coincidence that many, if not most, of those same cars already have really annoying radar-based panic braking, too. You can disable it for now, but you likely won't be allowed to after it's an official law regulation

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:27 AM (YsjiM)

54 Hazy out, much cooler
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 05:29 AM (fwDg9)

55 In California all hours worked on 6th day over 40 hours is time and a half. Posted by: San Franpsycho

In New Mexico all hours worked on the 6th day get you an extra burrito or a small portion of posole.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:29 AM (hqGCh)

56 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2024 05:30 AM (T4tVD)

57 In New Mexico all hours worked on the 6th day get you an extra burrito or a small portion of posole.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:29 AM (hqGCh)
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Better than 50-50 chances I'm taking Mrs. F. to the Mission for lunch today. I need some of that real bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:32 AM (RIvkX)

58 The Google paid Apple $20 billion to be the exclusive search engine on Apple devices 2022. The NFL was spotted sulking in the corner over the royalties it gets from The Google for its NFL package.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:34 AM (hqGCh)

59 Morning all 😁

As for the ChiComs, they're probably channeling their Inner Soviets...truly accurate maps were considered state secrets and were unavailable below a certain pay grade / 'party status'.

Hmmm, never had the urge to buy an ebook reader; the free Ice Cream Apps e-reader was always good enough for me (and would play anything I DL'd from Project Gutenberg.

And, for those who are still interested, the Vivaldi browser got another big update...IMO, it just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 03, 2024 05:35 AM (W+kMI)

60 In California all hours worked on 6th day over 40 hours is time and a half.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:24 AM (RIvkX

As a teen working at Red Devil Fireworks setting up those Bay Area neighborhood fireworks stands we’d race to get to 3x Sunday overtime rate. We had to set up hundreds of stands in a few weeks time.

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2024 05:35 AM (9c1e9)

61 During clashes between anti-Israel protesters and pro-Israel counter-protesters on Tuesday night at UCLA in California, one flag held by a counter-protester caught the eye of many.

The bright yellow flag was not that of Israel nor of the PLO, and certainly not the flag of the Hezbollah organization, which is similar in color. Instead, the flag flown by the pro-Israel counter-protester was the yellow "Moshiach" (messiah) flag of the Chabad Hassidic movement.

A video that has gone viral on the internet shows a CBS News reporter's reaction to the flag, which he had never seen before.

"The first I've seen of this, I've never seen this flag before, or this logo. I don't know if that's what this group is. We've been trying to get a clear view of what that says," the reporter pondered aloud to the viewers.

Many on social media were surprised that the reporter was unfamiliar with the flag, as members of the Chabad movement fly it across the world, including all over the US.

-Arutz Sheva

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She'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 05:38 AM (RIvkX)

62 Automatic emergency braking tech will become compulsory on new vehicles before the end of the decade, potentially saving almost 400 lives every year

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hahahaahahaa

That's fantastic. And, same as airbags, intended to save people that refuse to buckle up.

Oh, wait:

"But that’s nothing compared with the shocking 6,272 pedestrian fatalities that happened the same year, 65 percent of which were caused by people being struck by the front of a moving car."

Of note, half of those are involved someone being drunk, and, comically, the majority (30%) is because the pedestrian was drunk.

So *YOU* need the added weight, inconvenience, maintenance, cost, etc. added to your car.

To potentially save 400 people out of 340M.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:39 AM (YsjiM)

63 60 As a teen working at Red Devil Fireworks setting up those Bay Area neighborhood fireworks stands we’d race to get to 3x Sunday overtime rate. We had to set up hundreds of stands in a few weeks time.
Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2024 05:35 AM (9c1e9)

'merica.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:40 AM (o3SCB)

64 'It's no coincidence that many, if not most, of those same cars already have really annoying radar-based panic braking, too. You can disable it for now, but you likely won't be allowed to after it's an official law regulation.'

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:27 AM (YsjiM)

Heh, or you just buy a POS Chinese EV (like BYD) that 'claims' to all the safety features under the sun...but even seem to work when your life is on the line.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 03, 2024 05:41 AM (W+kMI)

65 Election commercials are vomit inducing. Just saw one for some DC local congresscritter. From what I can tell, he's running against Trump.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 05:43 AM (+J/Au)

66 It's no coincidence that many, if not most, of those same cars already have really annoying radar-based panic braking, too. You can disable it for now, but you likely won't be allowed to after it's an official law regulation.

Seems like I remember when you could buy a car and seat belts were optional

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2024 05:44 AM (YRsIm)

67 Moron Robbie.....LOL

You call it 'fatal pedestrian' accidents; I regard many of them as Darwin's Iron Hand at work/

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 03, 2024 05:45 AM (W+kMI)

68 CDC dot gov:

"Non-Hispanic American Indian and Alaska Native, and Black persons had the highest pedestrian death rates among all racial and ethnic groups in 2021.1"


https://tinyurl.com/yhwfvk5s

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So do we add the billions and billions of dollars everyone pays for car features to the ongoing reparations trillions we've been handing out for decades now or is this a different list?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:46 AM (YsjiM)

69 ""But that’s nothing compared with the shocking 6,272 pedestrian fatalities that happened the same year, 65 percent of which were caused by people being struck by the front of a moving car."

Can't the government mandate placing the front of the car on the rear of the car?

To protect pedestrians.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 05:46 AM (a1415)

70 Seems like I remember when you could buy a car and seat belts were optional
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

-

Airbag mandates require them to be designed to protect unbelted passengers.

Ponder that for a bit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:47 AM (YsjiM)

71 Prayer matters-A reflection on a passage from 2nd Kings:

https://tinyurl.com/2jck2uyj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 05:47 AM (Esa+w)

72 Sen. Josh Hawley lit up arguably the stupidest person in the entire federal government yesterday, Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland. Prior to her appointment to Interior, her pinnacle of experience was being a party hack in the New Mexico State Communist party and seems to have been appointed because she's a member of the Navajo tribe. Out of an abundance of respect I refer to her as Chief Dreamcatcher.

https://youtu.be/BTgTKdh62Q0

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:49 AM (hqGCh)

73 70 Seems like I remember when you could buy a car and seat belts were optional
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

-

Airbag mandates require them to be designed to protect unbelted passengers.

Ponder that for a bit.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:47 AM (YsjiM)

Sounds like the nanny state gets you coming and going.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 05:50 AM (o3SCB)

74 "But that’s nothing compared with the shocking 6,272 pedestrian fatalities that happened the same year, 65 percent of which were caused by people being struck by the front of a moving car."

Can't the government mandate placing the front of the car on the rear of the car?

To protect pedestrians.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

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You joke, but they did. That's why post 2010 or so cars are so ugly now and all look mostly alike, and why GM and Ford stopped making sedans entirely.

"Taking the Hit: How Pedestrian-Protection Regs Make Cars Fatter
Higher hoods and taller noses are just the start"

https://tinyurl.com/26hq9m6z

The interesting part is the requirement to increase wheel and tire sizes, too, in order to force the eye to accept the new proportions. So that's another added expense and hit to the environment.

All government mandated to maybe potentially save almost 400 lives a year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 05:51 AM (YsjiM)

75 "Non-Hispanic American Indian and Alaska Native, and Black persons had the highest pedestrian death rates among all racial and ethnic groups in 2021.1"

Possibly caused by pedestrianizing while drunk...
Or a cultural belief that pedestrian laws do not apply to ones-self.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 05:51 AM (a1415)

76 Oddly enough, the Russians HATE seatbelts with a passion.....the common viewpoint, 'better to fly thru the windshield like an eagle than be trapped like a dog in a hole'.

Then again, Russians have peculiar ideas about what is considered 'safe'.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 03, 2024 05:51 AM (W+kMI)

77 In case you missed it, the feds are planning on putting breathalyzer interlocks on cars that automatically read if you've had an alcoholic beverage.

I'm thinking the last year to buy a car is the 2024 model year.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:53 AM (hqGCh)

78 Trooper in TN uses umbrella to shade dog:

https://tinyurl.com/2k5fbhcr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 05:54 AM (XkYcA)

79 8th grader helps to stop school bus after driver passes out:

https://tinyurl.com/6bk3j64u

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 05:57 AM (XkYcA)

80 Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:53 AM (hqGCh)

I foresee a major gray-market economy of 'anti-mandate' car mods in the future.

Or at least until the magnetic pole flip...and it all goes in the pot.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 03, 2024 05:57 AM (W+kMI)

81 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 03, 2024 05:58 AM (PzBTm)

82 I'm just here for the twirling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:03 AM (RIvkX)

83 And just like that Las Cruces is getting invaded. I know I didn't ask for this. I would have been fine with a country swing band or a mariachi band. I would have been fine with some guy playing rock and roll records. I hope this guy keeps his estrogen levels up cuz I don't want him dying around here.

Environmental activist comes to town playing his tunes

https://tinyurl.com/yc3duhpw

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:04 AM (hqGCh)

84 So are all these new safety sensors and cameras required to survive a low speed frontal impact,, like the 5mph bumper requirements?

Or are we going to go from 'That'll buff right out' to that will be $3,000.00 for that light tap on the front bumper.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 06:06 AM (a1415)

85 “I’m playing a lot of solid waste songs and recycling and general natural appreciation songs which paid the bills,” he said. “So we played protest songs by night and the schools by the day. Our day job supported the activism.”
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FFS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:07 AM (RIvkX)

86 Evidence is provided that adding 100 % of N1-methyl-pseudouridine (m1Ψ to the mRNA vaccine in a melanoma model stimulated cancer growth and metastasis, while non-modified mRNA vaccines induced opposite results, thus suggesting that COVID-19 mRNA vaccines could aid cancer development.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:08 AM (ENQN6)

87 Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door.
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Have a great time Lost in Space!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2024 06:10 AM (RIvkX)

88 The good news is Trump can just roll back, provided he gets elected and isn't sitting in prison, all of Biden's executive orders, mandates, and administrative rules.

And for my next joke, pull my finger.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:12 AM (hqGCh)

89
I'm thinking the last year to buy a car is the 2024 model year.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:53 AM (hqGCh)

I've already set my cap at 2002.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:12 AM (+yhUM)

90 thank you for that, FS!

& g'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2024 06:14 AM (tQtDb)

91 And for my next joke, pull my finger.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:12 AM (hqGCh)

One reason he couldn't last time is that the public wouldn't stand for this non-Democrat new guy firing everybody in the executive branch. I think that will be different this time around.

But I am an incurable optimist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:14 AM (+yhUM)

92 Marxists see deaths as a the result of political negligence: the failure to act progressively.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 03, 2024 06:15 AM (IG7T0)

93 Newly married couple adopts dog that crashed their wedding:

https://tinyurl.com/mtftxjj4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:16 AM (3oVMj)

94 Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door.
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Have a great time Lost in Space!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm thinking I should rent a van and round up a bunch of the homeless people in the area and let them in the back door of the cafe after telling them I'm going to buy them lunch. I'm thinking I won't be within 5 mi of that place. I don't have a police record and that could cause one.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:17 AM (hqGCh)

95 Marxists see death as a the result of political negligence: the failure to act progressively necessary instrument in the process of advancing progressive and Marxist ideas and policies*.

* Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 06:18 AM (a1415)

96 thus suggesting that COVID-19 mRNA vaccines could aid cancer development.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:08 AM (ENQN6)

... doesn't that show that the vaccine is fine, but the adjunct causes cancer?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:23 AM (+yhUM)

97 Eeeeeeevery map in China's wrong!
Short is long, like really really really long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling Weird Al at May 03, 2024 06:24 AM (dtlDP)

98 Or are we going to go from 'That'll buff right out' to that will be $3,000.00 for that light tap on the front bumper.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yeah. I have been wondering- are there any new cars with real, not plastic, bumpers anymore?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2024 06:24 AM (Ka3bZ)

99 ... doesn't that show that the vaccine is fine, but the adjunct causes cancer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:23 AM (+yhUM)

It does actually mention that the vax has little to do with catching CV or hospitalization or deaths from CV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:25 AM (ENQN6)

100 NY Post: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer claimed at Donald Trump’s trial Thursday the $130,000 she was given “wasn’t a payoff, and it wasn’t hush money.” Keith Davidson was on the stand at Manhattan Supreme Court when he made the admission, cheekily testifying he prefers to describe the arrangement — which was set up by then-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen with the porn star — as a “consideration in a civil settlement.”

So once again, we have a trial without a crime or a victim which of course means Trump walks. Right?

And for my next joke, Knock, knock.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:26 AM (hqGCh)

101 It does actually mention that the vax has little to do with catching CV or hospitalization or deaths from CV.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:25 AM (ENQN6)

Buy our new and improved snake oil, now with the added power of cancer fuel!

No, seriously. Buy it, or you're fired and we'll take your kids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:27 AM (+yhUM)

102 95 Marxists see death as a the result of political negligence: the failure to act progressively necessary instrument in the process of advancing progressive and Marxist ideas and policies*.

* Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 06:18 AM (a1415)

Marxism works, just not for the population as it is today but down the road a bit when we eliminate up to 30% of the population.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:27 AM (ENQN6)

103 I have a prayer request, please.

A friend of mine, PK ,was going to retire but then decided not to because his daughter was getting married and...expenses. Anyway, he has to move his office to a much smaller one and he's feeling bad about that and has to clear out immense amounts of stuff. I guess he needs patience, peace, strength and acceptance. Thx very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:27 AM (4//Aq)

104 "Yeah. I have been wondering- are there any new cars with real, not plastic, bumpers anymore?"

Even side-view mirrors now have cameras, sensors and indicators built into the easily damaged housings.

I suspect that is one reason why self-retracting- automatic folding mirrors have become more the norm. It's cheaper to make them fold out of the way when parked than it is to replace them if damaged.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 06:28 AM (a1415)

105 I guess he needs patience, peace, strength and acceptance. Thx very much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:27 AM (4//Aq)

Embrace the Quiet Quit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:29 AM (+yhUM)

106 The Honda Trail 125 I have on order was purchased with the intent of playing fuck around and find out in the desert. I have now changed my perspective and and now consider It as a hedge against the Marxist interference in the transportation sector.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:31 AM (hqGCh)

107 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:29 AM (+yhUM)

What's a "quiet quit"? Just filling in time until he does actually quit?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:33 AM (4//Aq)

108

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 03, 2024 06:33 AM (vJosS)

109 Or are we going to go from 'That'll buff right out' to that will be $3,000.00 for that light tap on the front bumper.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

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A lady that goes to our church totaled her new $35K or so car over the weekend.

Single car wreck, veered off the road and hit a pole at 15mph or so messing with her phone.

Airbags fired, $$$. Even cars are disposable now. Because that's good for the environment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 06:35 AM (rWGyP)

110 What's a "quiet quit"? Just filling in time until he does actually quit?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:33 AM (4//Aq)

Basically.

Some people do it because they're lazy and awful. Others do it because they reach the end of their rope with a terrible employer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:35 AM (+yhUM)

111 What's a "quiet quit"? Just filling in time until he does actually quit?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:33 AM (4//Aq)

That's my understanding.

Posted by: pookysgirl, groggy froggy at May 03, 2024 06:36 AM (dtlDP)

112 What's a "quiet quit"? Just filling in time until he does actually quit?

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Go to any government facility (or just think of your last DMV trip). Observe 80% of employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men listened and cooperated and now you're angrier than ever at May 03, 2024 06:37 AM (rWGyP)

113 China 'raunched' a Moon rocket to the farside to collect samples. I missed it but am watching the Youtube video here

https://www.youtube.com/live/WpDd8VFHXf8

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't we make our own maps? at May 03, 2024 06:38 AM (qfLjt)

114 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 03, 2024 06:38 AM (86W+h)

115 Thanks. He's not lazy and awful. I think his deciding not to retire took people by surprise. He's technically the "boss" but some person under him is having his office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 06:39 AM (4//Aq)

116 Lightning but no rain.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 06:40 AM (o2ZRX)

117 Good morning. Turkey is cutting off a 7 billion dollar a year trade agreement with Israel. Haniyeh is taking an extended stay in Turkey at the invitation of Erdogan.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2024 06:41 AM (nOwFe)

118 Another knife horror at busy Australian shopping centre

https://mol.im/a/13378241

Posted by: Ciampino - We don't need guns ..... at May 03, 2024 06:41 AM (qfLjt)

119 Every map of China is wrong. (Medium)
______
That was true of the USSR. Back in the 70s or 80s there was a board wargame company, Peoples' Wargames. Just as Bolshie as the name implies. They proudly used Soviet maps and insisted they were better than western capitalist maps. Then it came out that the Sovs had been falsifying the maps for decades.

The Rooshian attitude was "If we didn't falsify maps, who would?"

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:41 AM (1bNHn)

120 ROAD. Retired On Active Duty.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 06:42 AM (o2ZRX)

121 >*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn
---


Roger, Rosasharn- we copy you twirling
You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue
we're twirling again, thanks a lot

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:43 AM (/7KEl)

122 Has Anatolia ever not been a piece of shit in the entire course of humans being there?

These guys. The Ottomans. The scattered kingdoms of nutsackery Alexander had to wade through to get to Persia.
Heck, even half the epistles of St. Paul are letters to Anatolian churches telling them to stop being a bunch of jackoffs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:44 AM (+yhUM)

123 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

124 Heck, even half the epistles of St. Paul are letters to Anatolian churches telling them to stop being a bunch of jackoffs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Finally, a Bible lesson in terms that I can even understand.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:47 AM (hqGCh)

125 {{{Rosasharn}}}

Huzzah! And she is twirling!

*Does Happy Dance to Peter White's Reveillez-vous. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

126 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:44 AM
Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 06:48 AM (o2ZRX)

127 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I'm thinking I should take a trip to Kansas. What are the biggest tourist attractions besides the agricultural silos and the slaughterhouse feedlots?

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:49 AM (hqGCh)

128 122 Has Anatolia ever not been a piece of shit in the entire course of humans being there?

These guys. The Ottomans. The scattered kingdoms of nutsackery Alexander had to wade through to get to Persia.
Heck, even half the epistles of St. Paul are letters to Anatolian churches telling them to stop being a bunch of jackoffs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:44 AM (+yhUM)
_______
I've read that it was the prime source of manpower for the Byzantine army, and it's loss after Manzikert was the biggest cause of decline. IIRC, that's Dupuy's take.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2024 06:49 AM (1bNHn)

129 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Storms tonight, but not now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

130 I guess there were the Hittites. And some obscure Armenian kingdom that squatted there in the late bronze age for a generation or two until they collapsed.

But outside of that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:50 AM (+yhUM)

131 "I'm thinking the last year to buy a car is the 2024 model year.
Posted by: Lost in Space "

The more computers, sensors, and gadgets they add to cars, the more things that can go wrong. There are no new cars I want, but there are plenty of older cars with antiquated things like throttle cables and distributors that can keep me busy for the rest of my life, or until gasoline is banned, whichever comes first.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 06:50 AM (vFG9F)

132 "I'm thinking the last year to buy a car is the 2024 model year.
Posted by: Lost in Space "

The more computers, sensors, and gadgets they add to cars, the more things that can go wrong. There are no new cars I want, but there are plenty of older cars with antiquated things like throttle cables and distributors that can keep me busy for the rest of my life, or until gasoline is banned, whichever comes first.
Posted by: fd

I cannot find fault with your position except for the lack of Bluetooth.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:51 AM (hqGCh)

133 I'll never get to own a Crown Vic

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:53 AM (/7KEl)

134 I drove my FiL's brand new Chevy pickup.

Would be great if it were just pedals and steering wheel... but sweet tap dancing Edsel, for the love of fuck, stop beeping and chirping and chiming at me for every stupid dumbass thing you can imagine. I'm trying to do a thing, here.

Ping ping ping
Bong...bong...bong....
Beedoo beedoo....

SHUT UP!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:53 AM (+yhUM)

135 a Police Interceptor

with cop tires cop shocks cop motor

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:54 AM (/7KEl)

136 Eeyore

Greek heritage farmers were tough in Anatolia.
Manzikert was an own goal by poor leadership.
Today, that genetic heritage is gone, wiped out in the 1920 by the Armenian genocide.

Turkey under Recep Tayyip Erdogan is reverting to Islamic culture. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

137 131 "I'm thinking the last year to buy a car is the 2024 model year.
Posted by: Lost in Space "

The more computers, sensors, and gadgets they add to cars, the more things that can go wrong. There are no new cars I want, but there are plenty of older cars with antiquated things like throttle cables and distributors that can keep me busy for the rest of my life, or until gasoline is banned, whichever comes first.
Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 06:50 AM (vFG9F
Points, plugs, and condenser, generator instead of alternator.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2024 06:55 AM (o2ZRX)

138 I cannot find fault with your position except for the lack of Bluetooth.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 06:51 AM (hqGCh)

16 dollar fix

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

139 and SCMODS

Posted by: Don Black at May 03, 2024 06:55 AM (/7KEl)

140
thus suggesting that COVID-19 mRNA vaccines could aid cancer development.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 06:08 AM


Saw a teaser headline recently that someone on chemo is gonna die because there isn't enough chemo to go around. Shortage, you know, for some inexplicable reason.

But Fauci still walks around a free man.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 06:57 AM (RKVpM)

141 "Fasten passenger seat belt".... it's a box of papers, shut up.

"Object in blind spot"... yes, thank you, my neck does indeed work, shut up.

"The air is 78% nitrogen" --- FECK AFFFFF!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 06:58 AM (+yhUM)

142 "I cannot find fault with your position except for the lack of Bluetooth.
Posted by: Lost in Space "

Driving a car without A/C in the summer in Georgia can make you question the sanity of this position.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

143 Lost in Space

For me, the attraction is the land and the wide open skiesitself. Kansas is a big state with 2.8 million people (75% in a few urban areas) and 6 million cows. It's a subtle A cup beauty compared with DD Colorado.

The Cosmosphere in Hutchinson has an excellent collection of space artifacts. The western bottomlands are excellent for bird-watching. There is a very good book called The 8 Wonders of Kansas that spells some of it out. The book is outdated on eateries, but sound.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

144 "I'll never get to own a Crown Vic
Posted by: Don Black"

There are plenty of used ones. A guy showed up at our last Rallycross with a 4 wheel drive twin turbo version and did pretty well.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

145 72

https://youtu.be/BTgTKdh62Q0

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 05:49 AM (hqGCh)
----
Thanks for that link. I wonder how many people got paid off?

Posted by: Ciampino - We don't need guns .... at May 03, 2024 07:01 AM (qfLjt)

146 For me, the attraction is the land and the wide open skiesitself. Kansas is a big state with 2.8 million people (75% in a few urban areas) and 6 million cows. It's a subtle A cup beauty compared with DD Colorado.

The Cosmosphere in Hutchinson has an excellent collection of space artifacts. The western bottomlands are excellent for bird-watching. There is a very good book called The 8 Wonders of Kansas that spells some of it out. The book is outdated on eateries, but sound.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That actually sounds very lovely. What about Clutter place, the one made famous by Truman Capote in the book In Cold Blood. They do tours out there?

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:02 AM (hqGCh)

147 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 07:03 AM (a1415)

148 It depends on what you want to see. I like to drive to the little towns around me. Lots of museums and the Eisenhower one in Abilene is good. There are round barns to visit and some beautiful churches. I haven't been to Lindsborg yet, but it is another pretty town.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 03, 2024 07:04 AM (yeEu9)

149 We have a local used car dealer here in town that specializes in used Police Interceptors.

Counted five Crown Vic's on their lot just yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 07:04 AM (a1415)

150 "The air is 78% nitrogen" --- FECK AFFFFF!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Worked at a semiconductor manufacturer a while ago.
The manager was doing a dog and pony show for some Japanese customers and was asked if the finished wafers/chips were stored under nitrogen.
He answered "Yes, 78%", that satisfied the customer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:05 AM (8quvU)

151 I have never been to Kansas, but besides being the home of Salty ( Yay, Salty) it was the home of a priest , Fr. Emil Kapaun, who is being considered for canonization in the RCC. He died in a North Korean prison camp during the Korean War and was known for his selfless devotion to the men there. There is a walk to remember his in Wichita ever year at the end of May:

kapaun.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 07:05 AM (XkYcA)

152 But any Moron would enjoy the Garden of Eden in Lucas!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 03, 2024 07:05 AM (yeEu9)

153 He answered "Yes, 78%", that satisfied the customer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:05 AM (8quvU)

Lol

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 07:06 AM (+yhUM)

154 Lost in Space

Don't know. Not in my areas of interest at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

155 Otis is where the elevators come from, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 07:07 AM (+yhUM)

156
"Checks in the mail."

"Just a little bit."

"Two weeks to flatten the curve."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 07:08 AM (RKVpM)

157 155 Named after a beloved town drunk.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 07:09 AM (V5eKu)

158 155 Otis is where the elevators come from, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 07:07 AM (+yhUM)
----
Have you actually seen the elevator trees in bloom?
Also the elevator shoe bushes?

Posted by: Ciampino - We don't need guns ... at May 03, 2024 07:10 AM (qfLjt)

159 Don't know. Not in my areas of interest at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Thank you for your suggestions. I really do want to visit that state. On the other hand, I was messing with you too.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:10 AM (hqGCh)

160 Corrected website for post 151:

http://frkapaun.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2024 07:11 AM (XkYcA)

161 Have you actually seen the elevator trees in bloom?
Also the elevator shoe bushes?
Posted by: Ciampino - We don't need guns ... at May 03, 2024 07:10 AM (qfLjt)

Ugh.

Cables and numbered bakelite buttons everywhere.

Worse than sycamores.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 07:12 AM (+yhUM)

162 Lost in Space

Drop me a line before you come out, and if you are nearby, I will host you to some libations and local Angus products.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

163
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2024 07:13 AM (bEb2S)

164 Drop me a line before you come out, and if you are nearby, I will host you to some libations and local Angus products.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Thank you so much for that offer. It sounds fun.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:13 AM (hqGCh)

165 Have a great day, everyone.

May your skies be interesting but not dangerous.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2024 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

166 IRS Quietly Changes The Rule On How Your Children’s Inheritance Will Be Taxed

https://tinyurl.com/94bjm47r

Posted by: Ciampino - Quietly means we won't like it at May 03, 2024 07:15 AM (qfLjt)

167 KFC Malaysia temporarily closes outlets amid Gaza boycott

https://tinyurl.com/3xm5wyzw

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not sure why a headline here at May 03, 2024 07:16 AM (qfLjt)

168 I wonder how many Pelotons are sitting gathering dust and being used as a valet for towels and clothes in basements and garages across the fruited plain.

Save your money and go for a walk in God's big, beautiful world.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:18 AM (4a+k3)

169 Thank you so much for that offer. It sounds fun.
Posted by: Lost in Space

It'll take you a while to get there on a 125!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:20 AM (8quvU)

170 Otis is where the elevators come from, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2024 07:07 AM (+yhUM)

Otis Day And The Knights > Otis Elevator Co.

Shama Lama Ding Dong...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2024 07:21 AM (4a+k3)

171 'Unacceptable': At least 15 Portland police cars burned, arson investigation underway

https://tinyurl.com/mts4b8e7

Posted by: Ciampino - Surprised not Fed cars at May 03, 2024 07:21 AM (qfLjt)

172 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 03, 2024 07:22 AM (a1415)

173 150 "The air is 78% nitrogen" --- FECK AFFFFF!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Worked at a semiconductor manufacturer a while ago.
The manager was doing a dog and pony show for some Japanese customers and was asked if the finished wafers/chips were stored under nitrogen.
He answered "Yes, 78%", that satisfied the customer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2024 07:05 AM (8quvU)

N2 Refractive n = 1.00029839
CO2 Refractive n = 1.00044892

But sunlight can find those 0.04% CO2 molecules out of 78% N2 molecules and heat up the earth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:24 AM (ENQN6)

174 Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:02 AM (hqGCh)

Somewhere between "B" and "C" is the Platonic ideal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2024 07:25 AM (ozna+)

175 170 There's a former Otis elevator plant in Erie, PA, now used as a specialty plastics factory. The test tower for the cars still stands. It was sometimes used in dropping the cars to test braking systems. It must have been exciting when it didn't work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2024 07:25 AM (V5eKu)

176 Otis Day And The Knights > Otis Elevator Co.

Proof

https://youtu.be/MG7KCOO76Wc

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 03, 2024 07:25 AM (hqGCh)

177 Morning peeps

I'm looking at a graphical forecast for my location. Little clouds with rain drops for a solid 7 days. On one hand it will help fill the pool since it was rehabbed after being damaged, on the other it will push back the remaining work needed to be done on it (plumbing.)

Having stagnant water is just a huge invitation for all sorts of critters to make it home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2024 07:27 AM (Q4IgG)

178 Another female teacher arrested for sexual assault, of a fifth grader.

"Madison Bergmann, 24, was arrested and faces one count of first-degree child sexual assault for alleged inappropriate conduct with a fifth-grade student at River Crest Elementary School in Wisconsin."

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

179
Otis Day And The Knights
> Otis, Mayberry's town drunk
> Otis Elevator Co.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 07:29 AM (xG4kz)

180 IRS Quietly Changes The Rule On How Your Children’s Inheritance Will Be Taxed

https://tinyurl.com/94bjm47r
Posted by: Ciampino - Quietly means we won't like it at May 03, 2024 07:15 AM (qfLjt)

Should still come under the $14M inheritance threshold before taxes, but yeah, not getting the step up in basis on assets inherited upon the death of your parents who were using an irrevocable trust is going to put the sting to some 'soon to be very wealthy' trust fund kids inheriting Manhattan coops and apartments and the like...

Posted by: Boswell at May 03, 2024 07:32 AM (K+UlC)

181
JJ
SEF
TON

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)

182
"CEO of male hair loss and ED treatment brand is ‘eager’ to hire anti-Israel student protesters.

“If you’re currently protesting against the genocide of the Palestinian people & for your university’s divestment from Israel, keep going. It’s working,” Hims CEO Andrew Dudum tweeted."


I knew that company was full of lefty homos from the first time I heard of it. Stupid gay name.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2024 07:33 AM (vFG9F)

183 Every one of those 'protestors' should be shown this, and then shuttled off to jail. Female protestors should be given extended sentences:

https://tinyurl.com/mswm5rnj

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 03, 2024 07:35 AM (DIB8X)

184
Worked at a semiconductor manufacturer a while ago.
The manager was doing a dog and pony show for some Japanese customers and was asked if the finished wafers/chips were stored under nitrogen.
He answered "Yes, 78%", that satisfied the customer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Speckled nitrogen, to boot!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Talk:Methylene_(compound)
#Discovery_and_preparation_by_Donald_Duck

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 07:39 AM (xG4kz)

185 2 of Kobo's new ereaders also use color e-ink. Which, having one in hand now, is an ok product. Hopefully will be great in another few years.

Posted by: m0lr4k at May 03, 2024 08:33 AM (fWx/D)

Four Weddings And An ONT

Hello everybody! Welcome to Thursday night. We'll...what's that? Somebody added a community note to the ONT?


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In my defense, it only happened once. Unfortunately, it was from the 2nd floor balcony.

Let Them Fight

Don’t save Democrats from their own campus disaster


The Democrats are already facing a critical election in which they must run a deeply unpopular dementia patient against a former president who maintains a strong base of support despite being hit with an endless barrage of fake criminal charges. The very last thing the left wanted was a civil war on college campuses that exposed the disastrous contradictions at the heart of its coalition.
The only thing that could possibly rescue the Democrats from this nightmare scenario would be footage of Republican governors sending in police to violently silence protesters. This would bail out the establishment and allow mainstream liberals to put the woke vanguard in its place while pointing at the GOP as the real enemy, a unifying symbol of authority to hate.
I know the gut instinct of the right is to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but the GOP must sit on its hands and let this play out.

You can always count on the GOP to do the wrong thing. What say you? Leave them alone, or bust some heads.


Well, Well, What Have We Here?


How Ivermectin Trials Were Designed to Fail

Many people, including physicians, may not be aware that interventional studies, particularly RCTs, are prone to numerous biases, with selection bias being one of the most significant. Excluding potentially eligible individuals because of their anticipated group allocation can lead to selection bias.
It’s common knowledge that early treatment of COVID-19 is crucial for effective results. The earlier the treatment starts, the more effective it is. These approved antivirals for COVID-19 are used shortly after COVID-19 infection and usually within a few days after symptom onset.
For example, Paxlovid and molnupiravir registration trials treated patients within only five days of symptom onset. However, in the PRINCIPLE trial, ivermectin was used for patients within 14 days of symptom onset, while ACTIV-6 treated patients an average of six days after infection.

I'm not shocked. One treatment protocol was worth billions to drug companies, and the other worthless. Why would anyone be shocked?


I Thought There Were More Options For Entertainment In NYC


So, these notices started going up around NYC a few weeks ago:

Cheeseball.jpg

Sure enough, on the 27th:

Not much to do for entertainment in NYC, I guess.


We Used To Be A Proper Country

Interesting thread. Click through, it's worth a look. I love art deco.


Backlash: Building


Middle schoolers who protested trans athlete’s participation are banned from future competitions


Five West Virginia middle schoolers who protested a transgender athlete’s participation in a track and field competition have been barred from future meets — prompting the state attorney general to ask the US Supreme Court to weigh in on transgender student-athlete bans for a second time.

West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey filed a lawsuit against the Harrison County Board of Education on the dissenting students’ behalf after they were blocked from upcoming meets following their protests at the April 18 shot put competition, West Virginia Watch reported.

Five girls from Lincoln Middle School stepped up to the circle for their turn before refusing to throw in the event, which was won by Becky Pepper-Jackson, a 13-year-old girl who takes puberty-blocking medication and estrogen hormone therapy.

While West Virginia law bans transgender girls from playing on girls’ sports teams, a recent federal appeals court ruled that the law couldn’t lawfully be applied to the eighth-grader.

So these girls refused to compete against the boy (And good for them, we need more of that), and now they've been banned from sports. There's a lot of resentment building out there, it's not going to be pretty when it breaks.


Kidding On The Square

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church


Yes, it's the Bee. But these days, I'd say the UMC could use some people exposing them to the word of God.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by broccoli:

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I took that picture Monday. I ate it for dinner tonight. First year in Texas that my broccoli hasn't bolted like crazy!


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Good evening horde. Have a good ONT. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Alternate Universe Spock at May 02, 2024 10:00 PM (RIvkX)

3 1st?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u)

4 Yo

Posted by: Muchas buchas at May 02, 2024 10:00 PM (lJw9y)

5 Are we certain they weren't thrown rather than dropped?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 02, 2024 10:01 PM (z+89e)

6 Curses! Foiled again!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)

7 Rivvid!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 02, 2024 10:01 PM (bo7UB)

8 The sheriff is NEAR

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 02, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)

9 Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

Visit Frankie at the Vatican next, please.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

10 I have had a very long week. But it's almost over.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:02 PM (g0Y4p)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)

12 Good evening morons and nice broccoli wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

13 I saw Runaway Broccoli open for They Might Be Giants at the Florentine Garden in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:03 PM (bo7UB)

14 Middle schoolers who protested trans athlete’s participation are banned from future competitions

it's not going to be pretty when it breaks.


Those people aren't "pretty" now. And never will be, regardless of how much surgery and hormone therapy they subject themselves to. They're ugly right to the bone.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

15 Oooh. Choo Choo Moderne. The Golden Age.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)

16 Epoch Times wants me to open an account, or else sign in via Google. Not a good look, Epoch Times. Be better. Google is evil. Don't collaborate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (8zz6B)

17 Eating broccoli already? I envy you. I just planted mine yesterday. Of course, I'm in Wisconsin ...

Posted by: Nemo at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (S6ArX)

18 Nice content mix WD, thanks!
Now I have to go find some cheeseballs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 02, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

19 The NY thing is funny. I was there for business for a few days this week. A 65 foot long hot dog is in Times Square - "Meat me in Times Square." Every day at noon, a hydraulic lift raises the giant junk food sculpture into the air and confetti shoots out the top.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

20 And I am so glad that my church got out of the UMC when it did. The nutjobs are clearly in charge now.

I just feel terrible for the still-normal congregations that didn't leave when they had the chance and are now being subjected to this madness.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:06 PM (g0Y4p)

21 Cheeseballs? Pfft.

I can eat 50 eggs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at May 02, 2024 10:07 PM (bo7UB)

22 Sorry I'm late, I couldn't figure out how many dogs this night requires.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:07 PM (F34rQ)

23 A 65 foot long hot dog is in Times Square - "Meat me in Times Square." Every day at noon, a hydraulic lift raises the giant junk food sculpture into the air and confetti shoots out the top.
Posted by: TRex


.....

I have questions, but I do not want the answers.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

24 Are we certain they weren't thrown rather than dropped?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

I think a few might have been drop kicked.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)

25 Where's Gov. Justice (WV)?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 10:08 PM (R4t5M)

26 Hour 12 of refilling the pool.

Bitching all night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 10:08 PM (Q4IgG)

27 I hate broccoli!

Posted by: G.H.W. Bush at May 02, 2024 10:08 PM (63Dwl)

28 22 Sorry I'm late, I couldn't figure out how many dogs this night requires.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:07 PM (F34rQ)


Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at May 02, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

29 Dropped on my head many times, taken hundreds of blows to my head during my wrestling career. Luckily, my skull is three inches thick and there's not much in it.

Posted by: Junk Yard Dog at May 02, 2024 10:09 PM (V5BDR)

30 Bacon > Broccoli (Or as I refer to it.. Vile Weed)

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (duT0u)

31 23 A 65 foot long hot dog is in Times Square - "Meat me in Times Square." Every day at noon, a hydraulic lift raises the giant junk food sculpture into the air and confetti shoots out the top.
Posted by: TRex

.....

I have questions, but I do not want the answers.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

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Hopefully, they blast it all over the Statue of Liberty's yabbos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (bo7UB)

32 Hate to be late. I was trying to think of a clever excuse like that one commenter does.

Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - weirdly at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (zyjKZ)

33 The initial chant of the NYC crowd was "interesting" . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)

34 I saw Bolting Broccoli open for Radish Rash at The Garden in 67.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (NxC5+)

35 Oooh. Choo Choo Moderne. The Golden Age.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)

A Henry Dreyfuss design.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (8zz6B)

36 Are we certain they weren't thrown rather than dropped?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
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I think a few might have been drop kicked.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)


Murphys Law.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (emlEe)

37 So, I'm half asleep, scrolling through the endless videos of the campus protests and I saw something that cracked me up. They were running through the greatest hits of Marxist protest chants with the person leading the chant using a megaphone and they were doing the rhyming call and response. Things were dying down a bit. Person with megaphone: "Repeat after me!" crowd response: "Repeat after me!"

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 02, 2024 10:11 PM (z+89e)

38 "it's not going to be pretty when it breaks."

I wonder how much we'll hear about it, and how much dads will just start 3S-ing the problem themselves.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 10:11 PM (/nCD+)

39 Broccoli in a cheddar cheese and crispy bacon sauce.

Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)

40 So these girls refused to compete against the boy (And good for them, we need more of that), and now they've been banned from sports. There's a lot of resentment building out there, it's not going to be pretty when it breaks.

That's when Joey Shitpants will send in the 101st Airborne and force the girls to participate with the troons at bayonet-point.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 02, 2024 10:12 PM (DTX3h)

41 Were those balls of actual cheese? Plugged up, much?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

42 Hey, we did Art Deco v. Streamline Moderne on the art thread a few weeks ago. I'm going to stick my neck out and say that that locomotive is the latter.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 10:12 PM (/y8xj)

43 Bacon > Broccoli (Or as I refer to it.. Vile Weed)

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender

The Texas MoMe has a Bacon Wench, but no one for broccoli.

Rated: True

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:13 PM (VNX3d)

44 I still have the bump on my head from when I was 6 where I dropped myself off of a k mart check out railing that my dad told me to get off. I got off right on my noggin.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 10:13 PM (MNhXM)

45 Oooh. Choo Choo Moderne. The Golden Age.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)

A Henry Dreyfuss design.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (8zz6B)


The gap between the Mercury and most Amtrak trains today is...well, it's like the gap between steak tartar and fecal matter.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

46 A Henry Dreyfuss design.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (8zz6B)

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J'Accuse!

Posted by: Emile Zola at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (TcVeV)

47
Things were dying down a bit. Person with megaphone: "Repeat after me!" crowd response: "Repeat after me!"
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls


Then they PAUSED.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (63Dwl)

48 32 Hate to be late. I was trying to think of a clever excuse like that one commenter does.

Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - weirdly at May 02, 2024 10:10 PM (zyjKZ)

Clever/Lame, to-may-to/to-mah-to. The gag isn't copyrighted. Have fun with it.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (F34rQ)

49 Were those balls of actual cheese? Plugged up, much?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Cheese balls are Cheetos(TM) in a different form factor.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

50 The Texas MoMe has a Bacon Wench, but no one for broccoli.

Rated: True
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:13 PM (VNX3d)



Nobody wants to be the Broccolackey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (8zz6B)

51 Did you say 'butterface' to the head of broccoli, WD?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 02, 2024 10:15 PM (MsrgL)

52 I finally finished my painting of Algiers Point . If anyone interested you can go to my website Stuppleart.com. Last painting under landscapes.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 10:15 PM (MNhXM)

53 Fell out of a (short) peach tree onto the peak of the doghouse roof. No bump, but the scar is still there, covered thankfully by my hair.

I don't think don't think don't think it had any any any results to my brane.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 02, 2024 10:15 PM (TSQkU)

54 That's when Joey Shitpants will send in the 101st Airborne and force the girls to participate with the troons at bayonet-point.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 02, 2024 10:12 PM (DTX3h)


Will the troons all start singing "We shall overcome," or will some of them refuse to identify as "We"?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)

55 Art Deco, huh? That train is Streamline Moderne. It's easy to confuse the two. Just remember that Deco has sharp, hard lines, and Moderne is curvy. Simplest way to differentiate the two. I like both.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

56 48 Clever/Lame, to-may-to/to-mah-to. The gag isn't copyrighted. Have fun with it.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM
***
I would have been first, but I was tracking a 65 foot hot dog.
Hmmm... May need some work.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

57 That train reminded me of that vehicle the the first Dune movie that carried the navigator to visit the emperor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)

58 55 Art Deco, huh? That train is Streamline Moderne. It's easy to confuse the two. Just remember that Deco has sharp, hard lines, and Moderne is curvy. Simplest way to differentiate the two. I like both.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

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Now do Bauhaus

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (TcVeV)

59 After Grandma Refugee passed away at 96, our family went back to my parents' place.

Reminiscing started. At some point, one of my siblings commented, "that's just like the time Refugee rolled off the bathroom counter when he was a baby."

It got quiet fast. My mom shot sibling a look that would drop a charging bull.

"Mom? Is it true? Tell me you didn't let that happen?"

"Yes . . It's true. You hadn't t learned to roll over yet. I thought it was safe to go check out dinner."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (8AONa)

60 So these girls refused to compete against the boy (And good for them, we need more of that), and now they've been banned from sports. There's a lot of resentment building out there, it's not going to be pretty when it breaks.

Good.

Let all girls walk away. Let the schools host girls' competitions with only boys in dresses participating.

Posted by: Gentleman in a Face Colander at May 02, 2024 10:19 PM (Ytx9T)

61 Nobody wants to be the Broccolackey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (8zz6B)

People would beat the shit out of you just because.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 10:20 PM (R4t5M)

62 >>You can always count on the GOP to do the wrong thing. What say you? Leave them alone, or bust some heads.

I don't think it matters. This was a really stupid hill to die on. Almost nobody is supporting this idiotic performance art.

When a bunch of frat boys are getting $500k on GoFundMe for a kegger for defending the American flag and nobody is whining about cops busting up paid protesters at UCLA I think it's pretty safe to assume everyone is getting sick of the left's endless shit.

Turns out supporting murderous terrorists is the too far bridge.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 10:20 PM (LkLld)

63 Epoch Times wants me to open an account, or else sign in via Google. Not a good look, Epoch Times. Be better. Google is evil. Don't collaborate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:05 PM (8zz6B)

If you scroll down, you can choose continue without sign up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)

64 Won't be pretty when it breaks?

Might just be the most beautiful thing, in decades.

Some Art Deco Anarchy, enough to make Sam Peckinpah smile.

Just think. The Re Normalizing of Society.

There WILL be Winners and Losers. Our Job, is to make DAMN SURE that WE WIN.

So. Always remember Tuco's Maxim.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (e6UQI)

65 Yea, let the 'Kill the Jews' coalition fight it out with the Wokinistas. May they rip each other apart in a bloody frenzy. They are all despicable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (+J/Au)

66 Art Deco, huh? That train is Streamline Moderne. It's easy to confuse the two. Just remember that Deco has sharp, hard lines, and Moderne is curvy. Simplest way to differentiate the two. I like both.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

Ride that train to Lakehurst, NJ, to meet the arriving Hindenburg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (8zz6B)

67 50
Nobody wants to be the Broccolackey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02,

I suppose this might be the role designed for me!

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 Hey, we did Art Deco v. Streamline Moderne on the art thread a few weeks ago. I'm going to stick my neck out and say that that locomotive is the latter.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 10:12 PM (/y8xj)


I suspect you would also argue whether something were Bauhaus or Kunst und Handwerk

(Clue, Kunst und Handwerk never released a full LP)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (D7oie)

69 The Texas MoMe has a Bacon Wench, but no one for broccoli.

Rated: True
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Truth reflected in real life. Broccoli Wench would smell like sulfur. That does not make for an appetizing and alluring Broccoli Wench. Thus Bacon Wench > Broccoli Wench.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (duT0u)

70 Nobody wants to be the Broccolackey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (8zz6B)

I can eat fifty heads of broccoli.

Posted by: Cool Hand Broccolackey at May 02, 2024 10:22 PM (SYTee)

71 57 That train reminded me of that vehicle the the first Dune movie that carried the navigator to visit the emperor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)

Go look at the elegant beautifully styled automobiles of that period as well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 02, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

72 58 Now do Bauhaus
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (TcVeV)

https://youtu.be/8a2hGhamVwA?si=sdbBGjhHPe2TV5YK

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:22 PM (F34rQ)

73 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (9yWhg)

74 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 Aviator,
The fusion wasn't 3+ years ago but those stupid neck injections were. The fusion was 2 years ago this March.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (PZo5T)

76 285 Crazy action in Toronto

Bruins are cursed at the moment.

Not sure how to feel about that 🤔
Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:15 PM (TTAGa)

286 Quite the flurry of Bruin shots.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:17 PM (vtyCZ)

287 The flurry turns.

Good period.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (vtyCZ)

77 What were those girls barred from competition for? Making the people supposedly in charge look bad?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (u73oe)

78 What say you? Leave them alone, or bust some heads.

As usual, the answer is neither. They must be removed, but with only the necessary level of force. Avoid the urge to just beat them, even though they richly deserve it.

We actually benefit from all the cellphone cameras around now. They'll be hard pressed to do another selectively edited hit job, at least a successful one.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (CsUN+)

79 Speaking of getting drop kicked, a short musical interlude…

https://youtu.be/Juvvbr_Tr2Q

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

80 58 Now do Bauhaus
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (TcVeV)


Bauhaus defies the laws of physics. It sucks and blows simultaneously.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (g0Y4p)

81 If you scroll down, you can choose continue without sign up.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)



Does not work for me. Fuck them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (8zz6B)

82 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

——————-

Boobs

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (u73oe)

83 Now do Bauhaus
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:18 PM (TcVeV)

From your house?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

84 There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome...
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa

She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (IG4Id)

85 You can always count on the GOP to do the wrong thing. What say you? Leave them alone, or bust some heads.

I would say let the colleges suffer their own consequences, sit back and get out some popcorn, but...

There are local elections too. I think those students that lost out on education and/or were harrassed should sue the schools for not keeping their "commitment" to a "safe" "learning" environment. Police should go in there only after being explicitly allowed to go in (with the WRITTEN permission broadcast on radio, TV and internet), IF the ROE are sufficiently protective of the police. That way, any backfire goes to the University.

Those involved in the rioting are in public rioting and have therefore waived their rights to anonymity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

86 69;
Truth reflected in real life. Broccoli Wench would smell like sulfur. That does not make for an appetizing and alluring Broccoli Wench. Thus Bacon Wench > Broccoli Wench.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024

I could be the veggie wench, then, because I assure you I don’t smell like sulfur.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

87 The Babylon Bee! America's Paper of Record!! Tomorrow's headlines today! Yes, I can see African missionary's showing up at the UMC church in Alexandria, VA to preach the Gospel. They need to hear it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 10:25 PM (+J/Au)

88 What were those girls barred from competition for? Making the people supposedly in charge look bad?

The unforgivable sin.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (/y8xj)

89 So these girls refused to compete against the boy (And good for them, we need more of that), and now they've been banned from sports. There's a lot of resentment building out there, it's not going to be pretty when it breaks.
------
Good.

Let all girls walk away. Let the schools host girls' competitions with only boys in dresses participating.
Posted by: Gentleman in a Face Colander at May 02, 2024 10:19 PM (Ytx9T)


I still can't believe this is a topic of discussion at all. Girls, at any level of competition, must #walkaway. It's so ironic that women were given Title IX by mostly men and now men are taking away Title IX from women -- with far too many women's approval! Thanks Dementia Joe!

What a fucked up world. I hate commies.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (emlEe)

90 I'm sitting next to a 7'x8' art deco oak panel frescoe done in 1941 by Louis Ross, who did murals for the 1939 World's Fair, and collaborated for more than 25 years with Hildreth Meiere, working on the Nebraska State Capitol Rotunda, One Wall Street lobby, and decorative elements inside and outside Rockefeller Center. During WWII when there were no large art projects, they made over a hundred religious triptychs for Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish worship by troops all over the world.

I rescued the panel from demolition from a baking company headquarters right across the street from Madison Square Garden. My wife drove our van from Riverdale, Bronx, down the West Side Highway to pick it up. Too big to fit inside the van we tied it on the roof. It's been here in NC since 1988 and still looks beautiful. It's title is "What's in a Donut" and has cows, chicken, barn, chicken coop, a microscope, spices, wheat, farmers, spices, pictured with bright colors on raised plaster with lots of gold and silver leaf. I'm sure no one else has one. It is signed and dated 1941. That's my art deco story.

Posted by: NYC Refugee at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)

91 74 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

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Oh, you haven't been here very long, have you.

Posted by: Boobs at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (TcVeV)

92 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (IG4Id)

Nice obscure SNL Dana Carvey reference.

Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)

93 Do not hate the broccoli. Feed it to the pig so that it will one day become bacon. This is the way of things.

Posted by: The Guru Bilwis at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (z+89e)

94 What were those girls barred from competition for? Making the people supposedly in charge look bad?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (u73oe)


Probably for "hate speech" or "discrimination" as defined by the grants provided by the FedGov

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

95 What were those girls barred from competition for? Making the people supposedly in charge look bad?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Exactly that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 10:27 PM (R4t5M)

96 Thanks for the ONT, WD. Love Art Deco. Early season or any season broccoli and I'm going to floret to get away.

Posted by: scampydog at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (41CYW)

97 86 69;
Truth reflected in real life. Broccoli Wench would smell like sulfur. That does not make for an appetizing and alluring Broccoli Wench. Thus Bacon Wench > Broccoli Wench.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 02, 2024

I could be the veggie wench, then, because I assure you I don’t smell like sulfur.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

Somebody must be channeling Zombie Venezuelan Dicator Hugo Chavez...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

98 Hello Boobs. Now that we have food and boobs, we just need to wait for movies and guns to show up.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

99 Happy Thursday horde!

Almost time for a hitch out to the sand to watch the sun go down over the mountains.

Have a lovely evening!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 10:29 PM (SAKKj)

100 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?

All four food groups: Boobs, Bourbon, Bacon, and Boobs.

Posted by: Balanced Diet at May 02, 2024 10:29 PM (Ytx9T)

101 For those who are interested:

The Tories are currently getting creamed in UK local elections (mayor, county councils and the like). Labour is winning majorities in municipalities where they've never broken through before. All of the gains made by the Conservatives under Boris Johnson have been wiped out.

Maybe turning a blind eye to the invasion of migrants and continuing to fumble on Brexit wasn't such a great idea, guys.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:30 PM (g0Y4p)

102 Hello Boobs. Now that we have food and boobs, we just need to wait for movies and guns to show up.
Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

*shoots whatever moves*

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 02, 2024 10:30 PM (R4t5M)

103 Hildreth Meiere was an artist and designer who studied in Paris in the early 20s and was one of the people who brought art deco to America. She was one the first women to become prominent in the field.

Posted by: NYC Refugee at May 02, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)

104 Turns out supporting murderous terrorists is the too far bridge.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 10:20 PM (LkLld)


I don't often agree with Mets fan stoners...but I think JackStraw is 100% correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (d9fT1)

105 And to think Toronto is doing this without Matthews …

🤔

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (TTAGa)

106 I used to hate the broc' as a kid because my mom cooked the shit out of it. I learned to love it when I started steaming it or stir-frying it with oyster sauce. Still, the artichoke is King Of The Veggies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)

107 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

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Boobs
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (u73oe)

Gubs

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (i6N8Y)

108 Hello Boobs. Now that we have food and boobs, we just need to wait for movies and guns to show up.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)


{Shedding one tear}

Posted by: Crossbows at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)

109 horde!

Almost time for a hitch out to the sand to watch the sun go down over the mountains.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 10:29 PM (SAKKj)


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Stroke a nice girthy geoduck and think of me!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (TcVeV)

110 84 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 10:24 PM (IG4Id)

It took a few lines before I started reading it in Dana Carvey's voice.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (F34rQ)

111 108 Hello Boobs. Now that we have food and boobs, we just need to wait for movies and guns to show up.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

{Shedding one tear}
Posted by: Crossbows at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)


Wait until the longbows weigh in...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

112 108 {Shedding one tear}

Posted by: Crossbows at May 02, 2024 10:31 PM
***
Hello Crossbows. Looking forward to seeing you on the Saturday hobby thread.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

113 101 For those who are interested:

The Tories are currently getting creamed in UK local elections (mayor, county councils and the like). Labour is winning majorities in municipalities where they've never broken through before. All of the gains made by the Conservatives under Boris Johnson have been wiped out.

Maybe turning a blind eye to the invasion of migrants and continuing to fumble on Brexit wasn't such a great idea, guys.
Posted by: Dr. T



Wait? So stabbing your voters in the back and then laughing at them is bad? I shan't believe it! It's not who we are. (walks away and enters the Cuck Shed)

Posted by: GoPe at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (+J/Au)

114 Veggie wench v. Bacon wench?

Maybe we could sell tickets. Take odds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (9yWhg)

115 Can you link a picture NYC Refugee?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 02, 2024 10:34 PM (NGHju)

116 114 Veggie wench v. Bacon wench?

Maybe we could sell tickets. Take odds.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 10:33 PM (9yWhg)

Vegas wouldn’t take bets …

Jordan in a walk over

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:34 PM (TTAGa)

117 The only drop on the head of note was when I fell out of a tree 25'-30' up.

Two broken arms, one broken leg, fractured skull, two cracked ribs, and the deepest bruise on my bottom known to man. Bedridden for a week. With those two busted wings you really find out who your friends are.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)

118 Hello Boobs. Now that we have food and boobs, we just need to wait for movies and guns to show up.
Posted by: TRex

*shoots whatever moves*
Posted by: Alec Baldwin


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)

119 You can always count on the GOP to do the wrong thing. What say you? Leave them alone, or bust some heads.
-
I'm just going to note that busting heads in the blue tumors of red states isn't going to bring the Hamas supporters to heel in very blue tumors of blue states.

Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (Dnobf)

120 Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)

😳

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (TTAGa)

121 Sabotage the tranny shot-putter. Arrange for his shots to be 1/4 ounce underweight, and let the real girls file a protest. Or play fart noises over the P.A. as he winds up to throw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (8zz6B)

122 So I will come back with IHOP tonight because it is soothing...yet "4DEAD IN OHIO" was the battle cry for the Commie/Marxists back in the 60's and a missed opportunity for the Republic.
Whereas we could have stomped on the neck of people like Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn and with the will snuffed them out along with their brethren in the Weather Underground...we might not be in this current situation.

Covert Hit Teams going through BERKLEY like shit through a Goose...we might not be having this disrupt today.

Sen. JOE was right all along.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (TDvv2)

123 Does the broccoli photo operate like a bat-signal for CDB?

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

124 I've never done tinyurl in my life, unfortunately.

Posted by: NYC Refugee at May 02, 2024 10:36 PM (V5BDR)

125 and the deepest bruise on my bottom known to man. Bedridden for a week.
Posted by: Tonypete


Say what, now?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 10:37 PM (IG4Id)

126 And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome...
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa

She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I laughed so hard when this first aired I thought I was going to throw up.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

127 good save, Bruin

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:37 PM (vtyCZ)

128 bad line change

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:38 PM (vtyCZ)

129 Does the broccoli photo operate like a bat-signal for CDB?

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)


I don't know about that but my wok's getting antsy.

Stir fry over steamed every time.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:39 PM (emlEe)

130 breakaway

SCOOOOORES!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:39 PM (vtyCZ)

131 128 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:38 PM (vtyCZ)

Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 10:39 PM (F34rQ)

132 124 I've never done tinyurl in my life, unfortunately.
Posted by: NYC Refugee at May 02, 2024 10:36 PM (V5BDR)

---------

It's never too late to learn an exciting new skill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 10:39 PM (TcVeV)

133 She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I laughed so hard when this first aired I thought I was going to throw up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

Me too. Friggin' awesome. From the days when SNL was sometimes funny. Dana Carvey, you guys!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:39 PM (gPzkP)

134 I'm just going to note that busting heads in the blue tumors of red states isn't going to bring the Hamas supporters to heel in very blue tumors of blue states.
Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2024 10:35 PM (Dnobf)

But satisfying in its own right. And since so many of these vermin are out of state vermin, you are depleting their ranks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:40 PM (8zz6B)

135 Hello, Boobies, my old friends,
I’ve come to fondle you again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 10:40 PM (9yWhg)

136 Chipotle to give 100,000 health care workers free burritos: How to sign up
Health care workers all have a chance to get free Chipotle in celebration of National Nurses Week.

https://tinyurl.com/b4yhed5s

OMG. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 02, 2024 10:40 PM (i6N8Y)

137 Oh my …

Breakaway

SCORE

Leafs 2 - Bruins 0

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:40 PM (TTAGa)

138 Yes, it's true - I somehow hit my ass and my head on the way down and/or hitting the ground.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 10:41 PM (WXNFJ)

139 empty net
clears zone

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:41 PM (vtyCZ)

140
Leafs 2 - Bruins 0
Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that

_________

Two minutes left. Lots of time for Leafs to blow it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

141 Game 7

In Boston

Who’d a thunk it

🤯

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)

142 Two minutes left. Lots of time for Leafs to blow it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

Snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory is a Leafs specialty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:43 PM (8zz6B)

143 OVAH!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:43 PM (vtyCZ)

144 Booze and guns

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Xtobk09VQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)

145 And for once freaking announcers didn't mention the shutout to jinx it.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:43 PM (vtyCZ)

146 >>I don't often agree with Mets fan stoners...but I think JackStraw is 100% correct.

You aren't ready for it yet but I am right about the Dead, too.

You'll come around, though.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)

147 Fuck.

Spoke too soon although at least they didn't mention it during the regular play.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:44 PM (vtyCZ)

148 That contract Nylander just signed looks pretty good right now, he’s a horse. …

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:44 PM (TTAGa)

149 116
Jordan in a walk over
Posted by: browndog has been there

I have to agree here. She wins in a landslide. But I will still try get a few veggies in there.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

150 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck

Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.
Posted by: tankdemon


Or a fishing tournament.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

151 I have to agree here. She wins in a landslide. But I will still try get a few veggies in there.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

Deep-fried bacon-wrapped broccoli, dipped in nacho cheese sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:47 PM (8zz6B)

152 Off to bed, 6a class to teach. Nightsie noodles!

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

153 Broccoli....
Hmmmm...
At least it wasn't okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)

154 I took that picture Monday. I ate it for dinner tonight. First year in Texas that my broccoli hasn't bolted like crazy!

i didn't realize broccoli was migratory

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (edU/H)

155 a 13-year-old girl who takes puberty-blocking medication and estrogen hormone therapy
If it's taking estrogen then it isn't a GIRL. It's a BOY trying to be sorta like a girl.

Posted by: GWB at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (1zxQh)

156 The sacrifices I make for my son: At home I could be watching playoff hockey.

Lame joke. He needs me. He's too young to need abdominal surgery. I have never had surgery. He's had two, in two years.

He does the "you don't need to be here all the time" thing. But I must. He is my son.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (gPzkP)

157 So now it’s a hockey thread? Really?

Might as well turn it over to the trannies now:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (9yWhg)

158 150 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck

Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.
Posted by: tankdemon

Or a fishing tournament.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

Or hanging the laundry out to dry

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:50 PM (TTAGa)

159 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck

Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.
Posted by: tankdemon

Or a fishing tournament.
Posted by: mikeski
------
Hunter getting ripped off by his dealer.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:50 PM (vtyCZ)

160 153 Broccoli....
Hmmmm...
At least it wasn't okra.


or oprah

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 10:50 PM (edU/H)

161 Had a good day today. The Studebaker project car I have been messing with for the past few weeks started today. Engine lopes, runs rough, but it runs well enough to keep running for several minutes at a go. And I got word today that the title for it has been found! Woo-Hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:50 PM (8zz6B)

162 I could be the veggie wench, then, because I assure you I don’t smell like sulfur.
Posted by: Piper

You have my attention. Would you represent the veggies that resemble certain alluring body parts? A pleasant smelling, ripe and desirably delicious yet healthy Veggie Wench would certainly > Broccoli Wench.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at May 02, 2024 10:50 PM (duT0u)

163 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck
----
Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Or a fishing tournament.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)


Or a bar at closing time.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:51 PM (emlEe)

164 i didn't realize broccoli was migratory
Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (edU/H)

Must be African broccoli.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:51 PM (gPzkP)

165 bad line change
Posted by: andycanuck

Something you can say at a hockey game or poetry reading.
Posted by: tankdemon

Or a fishing tournament.
Posted by: mikeski
------
Hunter getting ripped off by his dealer.
Posted by: andycanuck
----------
Say hello to my little friend.

Posted by: Tony Montana at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)

166 93 Do not hate the broccoli. Feed it to the pig so that it will one day become bacon. This is the way of things.
Posted by: The Guru Bilwis at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (z+89e)

^^Poetry

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (n3DL0)

167 i didn't realize broccoli was migratory
Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (edU/H)

Must be African broccoli.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula

So, what is the speed of unladen African broccoli?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)

168 i didn't realize broccoli was migratory
Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (edU/H)
------
Must be African broccoli.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:51 PM (gPzkP)


Laden with cheese sauce or unladen with cheese sauce?

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:53 PM (emlEe)

169 SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting that broccoli migrates?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What -- a swallow carrying broccoli?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the stalk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound stalk of broccoli.

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

170 If it's taking estrogen then it isn't a GIRL. It's a BOY trying to be sorta like a girl.
Posted by: GWB at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (1zxQh)

Exactly. Shame on NY Post for trying to obfuscate the facts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:53 PM (8zz6B)

171 So, what is the speed of unladen African broccoli?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)

Well, you know those husks won't grip themselves.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:55 PM (gPzkP)

172 YEAH!!! MONTY PYTHON!!

True fact: I have a booklet of the Holy Grail screenplay on my desk at work. Serious. My boss has threatened to steal it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:57 PM (gPzkP)

173 I must admit I truly like art deco: architecture, cars, etc.
But the jewelry is absolutely breathtaking. Can spot it in a split second on Antiques Roadshow.

Posted by: Grateful at May 02, 2024 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

174 Ni

Posted by: Knights who say Ni at May 02, 2024 10:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

175 Governor Noem: Sadly I had to shoot ol Fido last week.

Reporter: Was he mad?

Governor Noem: Well, he wasn't any too pleased

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 10:59 PM (W/lyH)

176 If it's taking estrogen then it isn't a GIRL. It's a BOY trying to be sorta like a girl.
Posted by: GWB at May 02, 2024 10:49 PM (1zxQh)

Exactly. Shame on NY Post for trying to obfuscate the facts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 10:53 PM (8zz6B)

You're living through Robert A. Heinlein's Crazy Years. You aren't going to like what comes next.

Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 02, 2024 11:00 PM (i6N8Y)

177 Good night funny people. Good cheap entertainment is hard to find.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at May 02, 2024 11:01 PM (duT0u)

178 Governor Noem: Sadly I had to shoot ol Fido last week.

Reporter: Was he mad?

Governor Noem: Well, he wasn't any too pleased
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 10:59 PM (W/lyH)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 11:01 PM (V13WU)

179 176 You're living through Robert A. Heinlein's Crazy Years. You aren't going to like what comes next.

Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 02, 2024 11:00 PM
***
Does it involve 65 foot hot dogs? Bacon?

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

180 You're living through Robert A. Heinlein's Crazy Years. You aren't going to like what comes next.

Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 02, 2024 11:00 PM (i6N8Y)


Nancy Pelosi sex robots?

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)

181 There's no reason to get excited. The broccoli is transitory.

Posted by: Chef Jay Powell at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (z+89e)

182 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (9yWhg)

183 West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey filed a lawsuit against the Harrison County Board of Education on the dissenting students’ behalf after they were blocked from upcoming meets following their protests at the April 18 shot put competition, West Virginia Watch reported.

I have to say the conservative response to these outrages is...anemic.

Are there laws in WV about discriminating against women? Don't even bother with the tranny ban. Go straight to whatever laws the state has on the books and *arrest* or *fine* the members of the ed board *personally*.

Instead the WV AG is kicking it to the SC. Good luck with that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 11:03 PM (ibTVg)

184 177 Good night funny people. Good cheap entertainment is hard to find.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at May 02, 2024 11:01 PM (duT0u)

You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until we raffle off the vat of cheese balls.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 11:03 PM (F34rQ)

185 Nancy Pelosi sex robots?
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)


Harcort Fenton Mudd!!!
Where have you been?
*sniffs*
Is that.alcohol.I smell!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 11:04 PM (W/lyH)

186 Has Gov. Noem yet admitted that she once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at May 02, 2024 11:04 PM (i6N8Y)

187 You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until we raffle off the vat barrel of cheese balls.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 11:03 PM (F34rQ)


Just because.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:06 PM (emlEe)

188 Has Gov. Noem yet admitted that she once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash

I don’t think so. These days, she’s more likely to claim that she’s a boy named Sue.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 11:06 PM (VNX3d)

189 Nancy Pelosi sex robots?
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)

Its breasts unfurl like the sails of a clipper ship and envelop you in their loving embrace.

Posted by: And if you think that's exciting, wait until you test drive the prehensile labia at May 02, 2024 11:06 PM (Ytx9T)

190 "Rebel Moon Part II" is somehow even dumber and more derivative that Part I.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 11:08 PM (FkUwd)

191 Good night funny people. Good cheap entertainment is hard to find.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender

Whadda mean? Waffle House is open 24 hours a day!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 11:08 PM (WXNFJ)

192 I wonder how much we could raise raffling off tickets to drag the college protesters to the next plane to Gaza? Would we get more if it’s a parachute drop deplaning?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 11:09 PM (VNX3d)

193 Hmm.

Crews extinguish fire at a synagogue near Wilson Ave. and Bathurst St. that caused substantial damage. [In Toronto.]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 11:10 PM (vtyCZ)

194 True fact: I have a booklet of the Holy Grail screenplay on my desk at work. Serious. My boss has threatened to steal it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 10:57 PM (gPzkP)

🤦‍♂️

Years ago, in a bookstore in Lake Placid, I ran across that very same book … it was ungodly expensive.

My “ex” saw me coveting said book, and gave me the stink eye. Needless to say, I did not buy it, and I regret that to this very day .

Posted by: browndog is no longer a Knight Who Says Ni at May 02, 2024 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

195 Nancy Pelosi sex robots?
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)
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Anyone spare a hammer?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 02, 2024 11:10 PM (41CYW)

196 52 Polynikes, I really like the Algiers Point painting! We lived on MacArthur Blvd. in Algiers and rode the ferry from the Point to work every day. It’s great to see what it looks like now. Thank you!

Posted by: Jayhawkone at May 02, 2024 11:14 PM (9rPx3)

197 189 Nancy Pelosi sex robots?
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)

Its breasts unfurl like the sails of a clipper ship and envelop you in their loving embrace.
Posted by: And if you think that's exciting, wait until you test drive the prehensile labia at May 02, 2024 11:06 PM (Ytx9T)
***

Shaka, when the boobs fell!

At Tenagra, with sails unfurled!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)

198 If anybody needs to a pick me up, today was the 13th anniversary of Bin Laden getting a few doses of lead.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 11:15 PM (F34rQ)

199 So, what is the speed of unladen African broccoli?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)

Frozen? Dehydrated? Fresh? Details!

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 02, 2024 11:16 PM (+I6Y/)

200 198 If anybody needs to a pick me up, today was the 13th anniversary of Bin Laden getting a few doses of lead.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 02, 2024 11:15 PM (F34rQ)

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I remember the Purple-Lipped Fly Strip going on TV to take credit. A great moment in American history fer sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 11:18 PM (TcVeV)

201 Update: Fire is being investigated as suspicious but fire marshal says it really wasn't suspicious, just being cautious. Firemen saved religious artifacts. One person treated at the scene.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 11:19 PM (vtyCZ)

202 Got a haircut yesterday at the salon's new location.
They switched with the gun store next door and now their salon is smaller and adorbs and the gun store has room to spread out and put up some taxidermy. And a tent.

Everyone is happy.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at May 02, 2024 11:20 PM (IZjwR)

203 I lurk ergo I'm not all here. I post to exist. I say good night to de-lurk and not be here. Um... wot?

And of course, now that we're all here, we're not all there.

G'nite, y'all.

https://youtu.be/pPKQ3oBbk7I

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - unraveled at May 02, 2024 11:21 PM (zyjKZ)

204 Update: Fire is being investigated as suspicious but fire marshal says it really wasn't suspicious, just being cautious. Firemen saved religious artifacts. One person treated at the scene.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 11:19 PM (vtyCZ)

Yeah. Churches and Synagogues are always bursting into flame Happens all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 11:23 PM (8zz6B)

205 Mmmm. Enjoying a vodka/tonic with the juice of half a lemon in it.Yummy, and loaded with Vitamin C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 11:24 PM (8zz6B)

206 Whadda mean? Waffle House is open 24 hours a day!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 11:08

Well so is AOS. And you are here so by definition it is funnier.

Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2024 11:25 PM (1aB23)

207 Mmmm. Enjoying a vodka/tonic with the juice of half a lemon in it.Yummy, and loaded with Vitamin C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 11:24 PM (8zz6B)


And I bet there's some healthy frozen water in that, too.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:26 PM (emlEe)

208 Yeah. Churches and Synagogues are always bursting into flame Happens all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Magic how the protester tents never catch fire.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 02, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)

209 And I bet there's some healthy frozen water in that, too.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 11:26 PM (emlEe)

No ice. Vodka was in the freezer, and tonic was in the fridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 11:28 PM (8zz6B)

210 Yeah. Churches and Synagogues are always bursting into flame Happens all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That shit is only important when it's a Black church and a Republican is in office.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH)

211 Whadda mean? Waffle House is open 24 hours a day!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 11:08

Well so is AOS. And you are here so by definition it is funnier.
Posted by: Farmer
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Moronathon!

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at May 02, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

212 My ex, when a child, was dropped on her head. That was her excuse. Personally, I think she wasn't dropped hard enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:37 PM (lCWOD)

213 Ben Shapiro voted for Hillary in 2016, huh?

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:39 PM (RjBju)

214 212 My ex, when a child, was dropped on her head. That was her excuse. Personally, I think she wasn't dropped hard enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:37 PM (lCWOD)

I took plenty of hits to the head. I'm (mostly) normal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

215 Ben Shapiro is a P.O.S..

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:41 PM (lCWOD)

216 Indeed

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:41 PM (RjBju)

217 Hmmm. Shallow 5.0 along the Cascadia fault....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)

218
Because he's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. An orange knight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 11:42 PM (xG4kz)

219 Let all girls walk away. Let the schools host girls' competitions with only boys in dresses participating.
Posted by: Gentleman in a Face Colander at May 02, 2024 10:19 PM (Ytx9T)

I still can't believe this is a topic of discussion at all. Girls, at any level of competition, must #walkaway. It's so ironic that women were given Title IX by mostly men and now men are taking away Title IX from women -- with far too many women's approval! Thanks Dementia Joe!

What a fucked up world. I hate commies.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 10:26 PM (emlEe)


Like ted Cruz asked a stupid multi gender supporting woman, if males can compete against females, just what is the point of girl's and women's sports?

Posted by: LASue at May 02, 2024 11:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

220 52 polynikes. Nicely done.
I really like the Sweet Land painting.

Posted by: scampydog at May 02, 2024 11:46 PM (41CYW)

221 Women made the girls sports mess women get to fix the girls sports mess

It was nothing but shots and giggls for the women when they were forcing the men's sports to give entry.

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:46 PM (RjBju)

222 Protests in Canada now...

How's this work? If I can some hot, bicurious lipstick lesbian and maybe her similarily hot girlfriends to spank my white, pretty athletic patriarchal ass, they to pay me right for living out the dream?

Plus my security costs to make sure they don't damage Mr. Happy? My security staff would add to their victim fantasies, so I would think they should pay more?

And I could play Jewish....

Ka-ching??

Posted by: Stateless at May 02, 2024 11:47 PM (jvJvP)

223 Yes, it's the Bee. But these days, I'd say the UMC could use some people exposing them to the word of God.
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They sent missionaries over here a few years ago. A Bishop too, I think. Don't think they had much luck. Oh, brain; The African Methodist Episcopal (Diocese?) just obtained severance from the fagfarts over here. God bless them.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:47 PM (lCWOD)

224 In Red States, order needs to be imposed before things get out of hand and heads need to be busted.

In Blue States, "Let them fight."

Posted by: Steven Fletcher at May 02, 2024 11:48 PM (HY6NV)

225 Typos,,,find and have to

Posted by: Stateless at May 02, 2024 11:48 PM (jvJvP)

226 If anyone missed it from earlier today, Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:49 PM (lCWOD)

227 226 If anyone missed it from earlier today, Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:49 PM (lCWOD)

Did they also pay for her bicycles and fishes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 11:50 PM (ynpvh)

228 Because he's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. An orange knight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 11:42 PM (xG4kz)

Are you talking about the cheese ball guy?

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 02, 2024 11:50 PM (kc0fx)

229 >> Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.

I knew it. That damned Gloria Steinway and Helen Curly Brown and the whole women's lubrication movement.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 02, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

230 What does a 300-pound parrot say?

Polly want a cheese ball.

Right fucking now, asshole!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 11:52 PM (8zz6B)

231 Le chevalier orange

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:52 PM (RjBju)

232 I knew it. That damned Gloria Steinway and Helen Curly Brown and the whole women's lubrication movement.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 02, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
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You do you, Arch. You're my main man.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 11:52 PM (Be/+i)

233 I don't worry about the kids that were dropped on their heads. I worry about the ones that were spiked like a football after a touchdown.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2024 11:53 PM (dZVON)

234 If anyone missed it from earlier today, Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Not a sammich making op. What a ripoff.

Posted by: scampydog at May 02, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)

235 What a fucked up world. I hate commies.
Posted by: RickZ
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Thus triggering the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Dark Night';

“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

236 Le chevalier orange
Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:52 PM (RjBju)
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Donny is my darlin', my darlin', my darlin'
Donny is my darlin'
The orange chevalier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 11:54 PM (Be/+i)

237 Stifle Edith!

Posted by: 704 Hauser Street at May 02, 2024 11:55 PM (dg+HA)

238 Mmmm. Enjoying a vodka/tonic with the juice of half a lemon in it.Yummy, and loaded with Vitamin C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'll have what he's having.

And make it a Double.

Posted by: Miklos says a round for the house at May 02, 2024 11:55 PM (DhOlS)

239
If anyone missed it from earlier today, Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.


Code name: Vagina Dentata

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 11:55 PM (xG4kz)

240 Donny is my darlin', my darlin', my darlin'
Donny is my darlin'
The orange chevalier.
Posted by: Captain Obv




Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:56 PM (RjBju)

241 I got a new barber. Nice young guy with a family.
Now I have a "fade".
The missus loves it, and we have warmer weather coming up.
The hang was radical. Lots of biker types. Playing rap music and as a musician myself I noticed something.
That shit is all at the same tempo. I mean the exact same tempo. No variation whatsoever, not within a millisecond.
Maybe that was just the playlist that was playing.
The upside?
I fit in with biker types.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 11:56 PM (MeG8a)

242 Mmmm. Enjoying a vodka/tonic with the juice of half a lemon in it.Yummy, and loaded with Vitamin C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm on most of a bottle of cheap Scotch, so, yeah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 11:57 PM (Be/+i)

243
Are you talking about the cheese ball guy?
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch


Yes. It was seeing him sporting the orange traffic cone as a helmet what inspired me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 11:57 PM (xG4kz)

244 Everything is an op these days

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 11:57 PM (RjBju)

245 228 Because he's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. An orange knight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 11:42 PM (xG4kz)

Are you talking about the cheese ball guy?
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at May 02, 2024 11:50 PM (kc0fx)

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a cheeseball eater... ."

Posted by: The Joker at May 02, 2024 11:57 PM (Ytx9T)

246 Did they also pay for her bicycles and fishes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Pasties too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)

247 Stifle Edith!
Posted by: 704 Hauser Street

That is sexist, mysogynist, racist and some other -itsts

MY HAIR MUST BE DYED DAILY BY THAT KOREAN

Posted by: University Palestinian whose rich dad just got her bailed out at May 02, 2024 11:59 PM (DhOlS)

248 20
I just feel terrible for the still-normal congregations that didn't leave when they had the chance and are now being subjected to this madness.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:06 PM (g0Y4p)
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Why feel anything? These people can leave at any time, there's nothing holding them to that church.

Posted by: Ciampino - eye shut got now better, slept at May 02, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

249 The Tories are currently getting creamed in UK local elections (mayor, county councils and the like). Labour is winning majorities in municipalities where they've never broken through before. All of the gains made by the Conservatives under Boris Johnson have been wiped out.

Maybe turning a blind eye to the invasion of migrants and continuing to fumble on Brexit wasn't such a great idea, guys.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 02, 2024 10:30 PM (g0Y4p)

Tories do not deserve to be reelected - but Brits are jumping from the frying pan into the fire. Nigel Farage's party is the only actual British party left, but it doesn't have a chance of winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 12:00 AM (S6gqv)

250 Pasties too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)

Don't get the two kinds confused. Cornish pasties are good to eat. Pornish pasties taste like cellophane, and lodge in your throat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:00 AM (8zz6B)

251 Pasties too.
Posted by: Braenyard

Twirl or twirl not.

Posted by: Yoda Shakespeare at May 03, 2024 12:01 AM (DhOlS)

252 Tories do not deserve to be reelected - but Brits are jumping from the frying pan into the fire. Nigel Farage's party is the only actual British party left, but it doesn't have a chance of winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 12:00 AM (S6gqv)
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BoJo was a POS. What's her name (referred to as the Fish-Faced Cow) was even worse. They betrayed their people. Britain has been f'd in the a by the Conservatives (ha!) and now they will get it even worse from Labour.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:02 AM (Be/+i)

253
I know a kid who loved cheeseballs. Took home two nearly full containers of them after a sleepover. Took them up to him room where he gorged on them, eating many, many of them. Ate them to the point where he was about to vomit. Ran downstairs, hand over his mouth, vomiting all the while, leaving a wake of sprayed orange vomitous mass on the walls and floor along his path to the bathroom.

His mother was NOT happy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 12:03 AM (xG4kz)

254
Headline:
Civil War Over 100M US Voters Predict America Splitting Apart Within 5 Years: Poll

Wrong. 100M+1 predict.


Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:04 AM (RKVpM)

255
Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
Knights who say Ni: NI! NI! NI! NI!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want... a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 12:05 AM (u/Zei)

256 One great thing about Leonid & Friends that they don't use much fake synthetic sound, they use horns and strings and woodwinds and it sounds great.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (lCWOD)

257 His mother was NOT happy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2024 12:03 AM (xG4kz)

There was a dirty joke with a similar premise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (8zz6B)

258 BoJo was a POS. What's her name (referred to as the Fish-Faced Cow) was even worse. They betrayed their people. Britain has been f'd in the a by the Conservatives (ha!) and now they will get it even worse from Labour

Change the names of the parties, and it describe here.

Posted by: The Joker at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (Ytx9T)

259 ...Not a sammich making op. What a ripoff.
Posted by: scampydog at May 02, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)



Her predecessor, one Ms. Julia Child, was an OSS Agent in the immediate post WWII France. It's where she got her chops as a chef. And veal cutlets, whole chickens, fresh eggs, assorted vegetables, and butter. Oh so very much BUTTER!

(....and "Julia Child" bleeding all over the kitchen, from when SNL was on occassion, funny)

How much you wanna bet that Julia Child and Gloria Stienem did get to know each other, via the spook network, well before either of them rose to fame in their later pursuits? Or, pantsuits. Or, whatever.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (e6UQI)

260 "twirl" is a word of uncertain provenance

"swirl" is of Celtic origin.

Prof. Dr. Rosasarn should be consulted.

Posted by: University of Miklos at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (DhOlS)

261 Change the names of the parties, and it describe here.
Posted by: The Joker at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM (Ytx9T)
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For God's sake, do your own find and replace.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:07 AM (Be/+i)

262 We are not having a war, civil war is for losers, quitters, retards

Posted by: N at May 03, 2024 12:08 AM (RjBju)

263 Gloria Steinham was a paid op for the CIA.
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I knew it. That damned Gloria Steinway and Helen Curly Brown and the whole women's lubrication movement.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 02, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)


That was good. Read it in Archie's voice.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)

264 Thus triggering the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Dark Night';

“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

I love a happy ending story.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 03, 2024 12:08 AM (XT+5H)

265 There was a dirty joke with a similar premise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Allo, Mrs. Premise!

Posted by: Mrs. Conclusion at May 03, 2024 12:08 AM (39pNi)

266 Noted that the tragedy in NC, where four officers including a US Marshall were killed, was all getting set up to be a huge cause celebre' because they were trying to serve some gun warrants on what they obviously assumed was some MAGA redneck. You could see the entire campaign getting set up.

and oops! the perps are black as the card on top of this webpage. You'll never hear about this story again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 12:10 AM (S6gqv)

267 Posted by: Mike Hammer

They were stitches, Lee. Commie stitches.

Posted by: Miklos thinks it is in the archives at May 03, 2024 12:11 AM (39pNi)

268 Child said she joined the OSS because that's where the smart men were. Horndog she was.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:11 AM (lCWOD)

269 Her predecessor, one Ms. Julia Child, was an OSS Agent in the immediate post WWII France. It's where she got her chops as a chef. And veal cutlets, whole chickens, fresh eggs, assorted vegetables, and butter. Oh so very much BUTTER!

(....and "Julia Child" bleeding all over the kitchen, from when SNL was on occassion, funny)

How much you wanna bet that Julia Child and Gloria Stienem did get to know each other, via the spook network, well before either of them rose to fame in their later pursuits? Or, pantsuits. Or, whatever.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Did not know that. Interesting. Thanks for the info.
Old one: What do you call a happy feminist? I'll let you know if I ever meet one.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 12:11 AM (41CYW)

270 Anita the Huntress

https://shorturl.at/CDGU1

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:12 AM (lCWOD)

271 “I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)


I've been thinking about changing my nick to 'Kill A Commie For Mommy'. Too obvious?

Funny thing about that passage is I read the passage first as a comment somewhere, then later I read the story. When I came across the passage in the story, I smiled (in context, of course).

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)

272 How Ivermectin Trials Were Designed to Fail
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Same thing with hydroxychloroquine. I remember four years ago, there was evidence that giving people a normal dose of hydroxychloroquine immediately after covid exposure/symptoms was a life-saver.

Then a study showed that giving people near-lethal doses of it when they were already in the hospital with covid just made them worse, which all the libs posted all over social media, and it was suddenly "common knowledge" that hydroxychloroquine is pure poison and anyone who disagreed was a science-hating Trumper who wants to kill people.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 03, 2024 12:14 AM (okcpZ)

273 I've been thinking about changing my nick to 'Kill A Commie For Mommy'. Too obvious?
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I've considered changing my nic to "Hellmuth, speaking for Boskone."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:14 AM (Be/+i)

274
One great thing about Leonid & Friends that they don't use much fake synthetic sound, they use horns and strings and woodwinds and it sounds great.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:06 AM


Try to add up all the people in the band. It has to be about 20 altogether. They are like the greatest 'Chicago Transit Authority' cover band ever.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:15 AM (RKVpM)

275 There were 8 law enforcement; Speculating, it could have been played better.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:17 AM (lCWOD)

276 Child said she joined the OSS because that's where the smart men were. Horndog she was.
Posted by: Braenyard
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In grade school we had a retired OSS agent come in and give us a talk. He was bright, witty, friendly, stoic, and gave a great presentation. Opened it up for questions and never missed a beat. May have been the first time I saw the world differently (and not in a Julia Child way). Long time ago and I remember quite a bit of what he talked about.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 12:17 AM (41CYW)

277 I have never considered changing my nics

Posted by: "Don't go changing, trying to please me" at May 03, 2024 12:18 AM (39pNi)

278 Posted by: "Don't go changing, trying to please me" at May 03, 2024 12:18 AM (39pNi)
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I've had a fondness for that song ever since I was in a production of "The Hot L Baltimore" back in nineteen seventy something.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:20 AM (Be/+i)

279 I have never considered changing my nics
Posted by: "Don't go changing, trying to please me" at May 03, 2024 12:18 AM (39pNi)


Of course you haven't, you use aliases but the 'enes still find you.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:20 AM (emlEe)

280 ...Try to add up all the people in the band. It has to be about 20 altogether. They are like the greatest 'Chicago Transit Authority' cover band ever. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:15 AM (RKVpM)


And they perfectly capture Earth, Wind & Fire, as well as Blood, Sweat & Tears.

Go chase down those covers from Leonid & Friends, and enjoy!

p.s. There is a You Tube of their Lead Lass (the smokin' hawt one), singing a Karen Carpenter tune.

Quad screen split. Carpenter on one upper screen, Leonid & Friends lead on the other upper.

Two lower screens. An oscilloscope track of each separate vocal. And those oscilloscope tracks are so close to IDENTICAL, as to BE IDENTICAL.

Now, THAT's what you'd call "Covering" a song, I'd say.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 12:21 AM (e6UQI)

281 >> That was good. Read it in Archie's voice.

He actually said all of that, although maybe not at the same time in one scene. There are lists of Archie's greatest hits, and you'll find "Gloria Steinway", "Helen Curly Brown", and "women's lubrication movement" in them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

282 262 We are not having a war, civil war is for losers, quitters, retards
Posted by: N at May 03, 2024 12:08 AM (RjBju)

When your own government declares you the enemy, it is not a Civil War... but a Revolution...

Party like it's 1775

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2024 12:21 AM (xaFKb)

283 SAVE THE LIVER

Posted by: Miklos as Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child at May 03, 2024 12:22 AM (39pNi)

284 He actually said all of that, although maybe not at the same time in one scene. There are lists of Archie's greatest hits, and you'll find "Gloria Steinway", "Helen Curly Brown", and "women's lubrication movement" in them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)


When AI gets ahold of those quotes, Archie will turn into a black lesbian tranny pianist.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:23 AM (emlEe)

285
Quad screen split. Carpenter on one upper screen, Leonid & Friends lead on the other upper.

Two lower screens. An oscilloscope track of each separate vocal. And those oscilloscope tracks are so close to IDENTICAL, as to BE IDENTICAL.

Now, THAT's what you'd call "Covering" a song, I'd say.


Jim - I know. I had it playing once and asked my wife to close her eyes and listen. She swore it was Karen.

What a babe. Maybe that's why Putin invaded Ukraine, to bring her back to Russia. Though she might already be Russian. The entire band appears to be a mix - of mainly poorly dressed people. Who make incredible music, touring the USA this summer.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:26 AM (RKVpM)

286 My favorite literary exchange of all time-

"Mr. Spillane, why do you write?"

"For the money"

Posted by: Miklos actually me met the man at Murrels Inlet at May 03, 2024 12:27 AM (39pNi)

287
and oops! the perps are black as the card on top of this webpage. You'll never hear about this story again.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Chuck Schumer brought it up in another call for an "assault weapons" ban.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

288 Leg up on Leonid

youtube.com/results?search_query=leonid+and+friends+

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:28 AM (lCWOD)

289 So this is a broccoli ONT. When will be the okra ONT?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:29 AM (w6EFb)

290 He actually said all of that, although maybe not at the same time in one scene. There are lists of Archie's greatest hits, and you'll find "Gloria Steinway", "Helen Curly Brown", and "women's lubrication movement" in them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

When AI gets ahold of those quotes, Archie will turn into a black lesbian tranny pianist.
Posted by: RickZ

Maybe sooner than you think - I saw the trailer a short while back for an animated revival of Good Times, with Seth MacFarlane at the helm. He basicly forced J.J. and all the rest into his Family Guy character template, just like he did with American Dad and The Cleveland Show. How long before Archie Bunker and company get the same treatment?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 12:29 AM (u/Zei)

291
"Mr. Spillane, why do you write?"

"For the money"
Posted by: Miklos actually me met the man at Murrels Inlet at May 03, 2024 12:27 AM (39pNi)
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No man but a fool ever wrote for anything but money.
-Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:30 AM (Be/+i)

292 He actually said all of that, although maybe not at the same time in one scene. There are lists of Archie's greatest hits, and you'll find "Gloria Steinway", "Helen Curly Brown", and "women's lubrication movement" in them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

No further comment

ATTENTION WEIRDDAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

Posted by: Miklos found this while dumpster diving online at May 03, 2024 12:31 AM (39pNi)

293 ...What a babe. Maybe that's why Putin invaded Ukraine, to bring her back to Russia. Though she might already be Russian. The entire band appears to be a mix - of mainly poorly dressed people. Who make incredible music, touring the USA this summer. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:26 AM (RKVpM)


Most of the band IS Russian. The founder, is Siberian, and the band was formed, in Siberia.

One of the (constantly alternating) Lead Singers, is from Ukraine. And he greatly resembles a certain Moron who one might meet in Corsicana, were one to attend the Texas Mo Meet.

The thing that Leonid & Friends are BEST at, though?

Making people smile.

THAT kind and quality of music WILL make people smile.

And if some grim faced feminazi (thanks, Rush!) can't find it in herself to SMILE along with Leonid & Friends?

Give her to Mike Hammer. I'll supply him more ammo in the caliber of his choosing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 12:31 AM (e6UQI)

294 Seth Green > Seth McFarlane

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:31 AM (Be/+i)

295 I appreciate this about Leonid - I never heard of them before tonight, been listening to their Chicago cover. Extremely good!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 12:32 AM (S6gqv)

296 No man but a fool ever wrote for anything but money.
-Samuel Johnson
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Deal

Posted by: Publishers who lose mney on every book written by democrats at May 03, 2024 12:33 AM (39pNi)

297 I think miklos' girls are out of town. His mind is wandering.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:34 AM (lCWOD)

298 I'm out of here. If I stay up any later, I'd have to drink the rest of the Scotch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:35 AM (Be/+i)

299 In grade school we had a retired OSS agent come in and give us a talk. He was bright, witty, friendly, stoic, and gave a great presentation. Opened it up for questions and never missed a beat. May have been the first time I saw the world differently (and not in a Julia Child way). Long time ago and I remember quite a bit of what he talked about.
Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 12:17 AM (41CYW)


Reminds me, in Catholic school, around 5th grade, in the mid '60s, one classmate's father, who had been a captive of the Japanese in WWII and survived Bataan, gave us a talk, 2 classrooms, maybe 40-45 kids. That one stuck with me, as he talked about the beatings that still plagued him (he walked very stiffly because of the damage they did to his back). Needless to say, he wasn't very kind in describing the Japanese. Not the whole truth, mind you, just enough to let his hatred still show through. After all, it had only been a couple of decades earlier the man went through that hell, not like 50 years earlier.

Back then, learning reality made you appreciate safe spaces, not making safe spaces reality.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:36 AM (emlEe)

300 civil war is for losers, quitters, retards
Posted by: N
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We have all the answers and care none about understanding the questions.

Posted by: Soigne Progessives at May 03, 2024 12:37 AM (41CYW)

301
I appreciate this about Leonid - I never heard of them before tonight, been listening to their Chicago cover. Extremely good!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2024 12:32 AM


Appearing all up and down the east coast of the USA this summer. Unfortunately a little to far away from me. A lot of college towns is my guess. Which is maybe a good sign.

Enough with bland 'Katy Perry' level music. Break out the brass and kick some ass.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 12:38 AM (RKVpM)

302 The thing that Leonid & Friends are BEST at, though?

Making people smile.


And if some grim faced feminazi (thanks, Rush!) can't find it in herself to SMILE along with Leonid & Friends?

Give her to Mike Hammer. I'll supply him more ammo in the caliber of his choosing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Also

If you can make girls laugh, almost as good as being a Navy Seal.

Posted by: Miklos was never a Navy Seal at May 03, 2024 12:39 AM (39pNi)

303 No man but a fool ever wrote for anything but money.
-Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:30 AM (Be/+i)


Then there be lots of fools here writing foolish nonsense.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:39 AM (emlEe)

304 I'm out of here. If I stay up any later, I'd have to drink the rest of the Scotch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

*shifty eyes*

*slides over and waits*

Posted by: Miklos ain't proud at May 03, 2024 12:40 AM (39pNi)

305 Seth Green > Seth McFarlane
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

Agreed.

Green had his moment in the 90s, and really shone as Oz on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Good as Dr. Evil's son as well. His work on Robot Chicken is consistently hilarious. Poor fellow just can't get around Hollywood's height obsession - yet somehow Tom Cruise and a number of others can.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 12:40 AM (u/Zei)

306 ...I'm out of here. If I stay up any later, I'd have to drink the rest of the Scotch. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 03, 2024 12:35 AM (Be/+i)


Your Man Card is safe, your judgment and self control won't be of debate, here.

But your Horde Membership Card has been downgraded.

You should manage sobriety with the utmost in moderation.

*grins* *runs serpentine*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 12:41 AM (e6UQI)

307 I think miklos' girls are out of town. His mind is wandering.
Posted by: Braenyard

It's the girls that is wanderin'.

Bass Master's Tournament, same every year.

Posted by: Miklos got bills to pay at May 03, 2024 12:42 AM (39pNi)

308 "Wisdom and knowledge shall be the stability of thy times"

So today we see that ignorance and folly will be our downfall.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

309 Publius, rascally Mr. Miley--- are you still here?

I gots a question to ax you.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 12:43 AM (njWTi)

310 >> I gots a question to ax you.

I is still here. Ax away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

311 Reminds me, in Catholic school, around 5th grade, in the mid '60s, one classmate's father, who had been a captive of the Japanese in WWII and survived Bataan, gave us a talk, 2 classrooms, maybe 40-45 kids. That one stuck with me, as he talked about the beatings that still plagued him (he walked very stiffly because of the damage they did to his back). Needless to say, he wasn't very kind in describing the Japanese. Not the whole truth, mind you, just enough to let his hatred still show through. After all, it had only been a couple of decades earlier the man went through that hell, not like 50 years earlier.

Back then, learning reality made you appreciate safe spaces, not making safe spaces reality.
Posted by: RickZ
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Eerily similar, RickZ. 5th grade for me also. He walked with a limp and matter-of-factly told how it came about (torture). And how he escaped. Ran for nearly 24 hours straight. Never broke stride, scooping up water from puddles while running to drink, etc. Will to live, will to survie, will to win.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 12:44 AM (41CYW)

312 *grins* *runs serpentine*


Jim

FUN FACT

The Finnish for "cheers" or perhaps "down the hatch" is pronounced something like "turrpen slurrpen" which actually means "drink the turpentine"

Posted by: Miklosuomi at May 03, 2024 12:45 AM (39pNi)

313 Publius, thanks in advance for this---

IIRC, you've trapped 'coons on your property.

I'd be curious as to what size trap & what bait you used?

Saw a 'coon on my deck last night... not good.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 12:46 AM (njWTi)

314
I appreciate this about Leonid - I never heard of them before tonight, been listening to their Chicago cover. Extremely good!
Posted by: Tom Servo


They even do Deep Purple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2024 12:48 AM (63Dwl)

315 Going to heat up leftovers. bbl

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:49 AM (lCWOD)

316 >> I'd be curious as to what size trap & what bait you used?

Bait can be fruit such as watermelon, peaches, etc. Trap size is a standard "coon trap", like this:

https://tinyurl.com/2x35hjj9

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

317
Cat food works as bait as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

318 I wonder

I bet there is a statistical disproportion between Navy Seals and guys who claim to have been Seals.

In general, 1/50

At Carlos and Charlies at Cancun, maybe 1/1000

Posted by: Miklos sips his tequila-based Happy Hour slowly at May 03, 2024 12:50 AM (39pNi)

319 I'm out of here. If I stay up any later, I'd have to drink the rest of the Scotch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
-----------
Glances at Bacardi. Glances at clock. Has chat with liver.

Posted by: One More - Surrounded by Smarty Funny, People at May 03, 2024 12:51 AM (41CYW)

320 Publius, thanks in advance for this---

IIRC, you've trapped 'coons on your property.



"Catch and Release" is for the Rich Folks.


Come on for dinner

Posted by: Miklos has his great Grammaw's recipe at May 03, 2024 12:53 AM (39pNi)

321 JQ, the traps were about three feet long, baited with overripe peaches.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:53 AM (w6EFb)

322 Daddy needs a coonskin cap.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:54 AM (w6EFb)

323 Coon - chicken fried
Rabbit - chicken fried

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:55 AM (lCWOD)

324 74 Does every thread on this site eventually turn into a food thread?

Posted by: TRex at May 02, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
----
Also
bewbs ....
music
.... wait, ... this plaice also does a lot of fish puns.

Posted by: Ciampino - id there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

325 Thanks, publius!

I have a trap like that. It seems so ..narrow.. Wondered if a fat raccoon would even fit thru the door.

Several pet cats come around, so guess I'll use fruit for bait.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 12:55 AM (njWTi)

326 Publius, rascally Mr. Miley--- are you still here?

I gots a question to ax you.
Posted by: JQ

Fortran or Unix?

Posted by: Miklos from the Redneck Call Center of Git 'er Done at May 03, 2024 12:56 AM (39pNi)

327 There are guisada people and there are asada people.
I am an asada person.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 12:57 AM (lCWOD)

328 JQ, you want to check that trap early and don't let the poor thing swelter in the sun.

Publius always drives them to Laurens County. There's a raccoon sanctuary there.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:57 AM (w6EFb)

329 Saw a 'coon on my deck last night... not good.
Posted by: JQ

Where I live we had what we called neighborhood cats - friendly to all, roved from house to house, obviously domesticated but not clear who they belonged to. Over time, the whole neighborhood got to taking turns putting out food for them. We'd usually get it cleared away come night time, but there were occasions when it was overlooked.

That attracted the attentions of possums, who could be chased away with no trouble, but one enterprising raccoon locked onto it with his scavenger radar. He was beyond intimidation. After being chased away a few nights, he decided that the chance of some illicit Friskies was just too tempting. I heard him rustling through the bowls, which were empty, of course, I threw the light on and charged out. He just paused and looked at me with an expression that I swear resembled a pissed-off George Costanza. His look and his posture gave off a "What, whaddya want? I'm tryin to eat here!" vibe. He wobbled off with a disgusted air and it took me quite a while to stop laughing.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 12:57 AM (u/Zei)

330 Coon - chicken fried
Rabbit - chicken fried
Posted by: Braenyard
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Coon free. Rabbit free. Missed both with the bow.

Posted by: Arrows are expensive. Damnit. at May 03, 2024 12:58 AM (41CYW)

331 I is still here. Ax away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

txt me bae

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at May 03, 2024 12:58 AM (g3rvw)

332 I lied. It's not really a raccoon sanctuary. He just leaves them there.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 12:58 AM (w6EFb)

333 Two protesters complain about not being part of the cool college crowd. Supposedly for realz.

Twitter video.

https://shorturl.at/bxIU2

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2024 12:59 AM (D8OZA)

334 scampydog,

I just checked my grade school's website. Tuition is $7,736 per year, around $860 per month for a nine-month school year. When I went, starting in 1962, tuition was $5 a month.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:59 AM (emlEe)

335 Thanks for the additional tips, Miley.

Trap will be in a shaded spot. Will try banana for bait.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 12:59 AM (njWTi)

336 I need to trap a rabbit.

I SHALL AVENGE MISS DIXIE

Posted by: Miklos Cash would trap a rabbit, just to watch it die at May 03, 2024 01:01 AM (g3rvw)

337 Coon free. Rabbit free. Missed both with the bow.
Posted by: Arrows are expensive.
------------------------------

See the Anita post above.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:01 AM (lCWOD)

338 You have the rest of the night to decide where you're going to drop your little friend off.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

339 250 Pasties too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)

Don't get the two kinds confused. Cornish pasties are good to eat. Pornish pasties taste like cellophane, and lodge in your throat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 12:00 AM (8zz6B)

British faggots = meatballs.
American faggots...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:03 AM (ynpvh)

340 .... wait, ... this plaice also does a lot of fish puns.

Posted by: Ciampino - id there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)


What's the most painful part of a male to female sex change operation?
.
.
.
.
.
Sewing in the anchovy.

{Bada-boom, tsch}

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 01:03 AM (emlEe)

341 See the Anita post above.
Posted by: Braenyard

Anita.

Orange juice

1975

Posted by: Miklos was amzed that you could just buy exotic items like Anita Bryant in any store at May 03, 2024 01:03 AM (g3rvw)

342 What's the most painful part of a male to female sex change operation?
.
.
.
.
.
Sewing in the anchovy.

{Bada-boom, tsch}
Posted by: RickZ

Not happy here

Posted by: the " Tadpoles" at May 03, 2024 01:04 AM (g3rvw)

343 165...
Say hello to my little friend.
Posted by: Tony Montana at May 02, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)

338 You have the rest of the night to decide where you're going to drop your little friend off.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

I do not believe these two are related, but should be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

344 Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 12:57 AM

Yeah. Fearless.

When I saw this one, I opened the door and stepped out rapidly, hoping to scare it. But it just looked at me & then slowly plodded away.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (njWTi)

345 333 Two protesters complain about not being part of the cool college crowd. Supposedly for realz.

Twitter video.

https://shorturl.at/bxIU2
Posted by: 13times
--------------------------------

They don't understand the concept of approachable.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (lCWOD)

346
Coons are pretty smart. Fool him once.... They say a coon will never fall for a trap again, once caught.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

348
Orange juice

1975
Posted by: Miklos
-------------------------

Way off the mark.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (lCWOD)

349 I lied. It's not really a raccoon sanctuary. He just leaves them there.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Heh

hoomins so funny

Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (g3rvw)

350 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

A rude thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (ynpvh)

351 scampydog,

I just checked my grade school's website. Tuition is $7,736 per year, around $860 per month for a nine-month school year. When I went, starting in 1962, tuition was $5 a month.
Posted by: RickZ
--------
Holy fainting couch, RickZ. Inflation vs. outcome paradox. Baffling how little they teach nowadays. I am a bit younger (holding fast at 29) but hoped to get through this lifetime without revisiting the inflation of 78 - 81 and blithely believed the world was getting smarter and better in cost/value. Wrong premise on both accounts.

Posted by: Arrows are expensive. Damnit. at May 03, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

352 They say a coon will never fall for a trap again, once caught.
---------

I'm not sure that any around here, were ever trapped and released, IYKWIM

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 01:08 AM (njWTi)

353 Way off the mark.
Posted by: Braenyard

Maker's Mark is fine.

*shakes glass noisily*

Posted by: Mama raised me on Maker's Mark, back when we had money at May 03, 2024 01:08 AM (g3rvw)

354 351 scampydog,

I just checked my grade school's website. Tuition is $7,736 per year, around $860 per month for a nine-month school year. When I went, starting in 1962, tuition was $5 a month.
Posted by: RickZ
--------
Holy fainting couch, RickZ. Inflation vs. outcome paradox. Baffling how little they teach nowadays. I am a bit younger (holding fast at 29) but hoped to get through this lifetime without revisiting the inflation of 78 - 81 and blithely believed the world was getting smarter and better in cost/value. Wrong premise on both accounts.

Posted by: Arrows are expensive. Damnit. at May 03, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

At least my Dad won't re-live what he went through in the 1930's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)

355 British faggots = meatballs.
American faggots...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Uh... meet balls?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:10 AM (u/Zei)

356 It's more of a longbow or crossbow kind of surprising thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:10 AM (lCWOD)

357 352 They say a coon will never fall for a trap again, once caught.
---------

I'm not sure that any around here, were ever trapped and released, IYKWIM

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 01:08 AM (njWTi)

Which makes 'em smarter than most repeat offenders in prison.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)

358 A rude thing.
Posted by: jim

Have you met a ruder pest?

Jus' axin

-Prof. Henry Higgins

Posted by: that Hungarian from Budapest at May 03, 2024 01:11 AM (g3rvw)

359 358 A rude thing.
Posted by: jim

Have you met a ruder pest?
Jus' axin
-Prof. Henry Higgins

Posted by: that Hungarian from Budapest at May 03, 2024 01:11 AM (g3rvw)

If youse axin', I'ma staying far away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)

360 Skunk lived under the house for a litter or two.
We had an agreement. We didn't bother her and
she didn't spray us. Skunk and dog didn't have that
agreement but dog settled on terms.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:12 AM (lCWOD)

361 356 It's more of a longbow or crossbow kind of surprising thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:10 AM (lCWOD)

9mm vs .45 ACP?

Katana vs Claymore (the sword)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)

362 360 Skunk lived under the house for a litter or two.
We had an agreement. We didn't bother her and
she didn't spray us. Skunk and dog didn't have that
agreement but dog settled on terms.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:12 AM (lCWOD)

Does tomato juice work?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)

363 If youse axin', I'ma staying far away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

No love?

Some guys like whacky girls.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden with 40 more at May 03, 2024 01:15 AM (g3rvw)

364
Then there be lots of fools here writing foolish nonsense.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 12:39 AM


I know someone who wrote two short sentences on another blog once that became an international story and brought the blog perp ten million hits and a write up in the NY Times.

Don't downplay our role in life. Some important people or their underlings lurk here. I remember decades ago making reference to an exceptionally little known Hemingway line that spoke to my own financial history. "Gradually then suddenly." Within days some politician used it in a speech on the Senate/House floor and I laughed. I knew where he saw it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 03, 2024 01:15 AM (RKVpM)

365 https://www.bonappetit.com/story/
anchovies-are-the-secret-ingredient

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:15 AM (ynpvh)

366 Coons are pretty smart. Fool him once.... They say a coon will never fall for a trap again, once caught.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

That's why you want to take them for a little ride in the back of the truck.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:16 AM (w6EFb)

367 Coon free. Rabbit free. Missed both with the bow.
Posted by: Arrows are expensive.
------------------------------

See the Anita post above.
Posted by: Braenyard
---------
Ha! I stepped on the 'ol rake.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:17 AM (41CYW)

368 363 If youse axin', I'ma staying far away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

No love?

Some guys like whacky girls.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden with 40 more at May 03, 2024 01:15 AM (g3rvw)

Or a girl with a sharp...wit.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at May 03, 2024 01:18 AM (ynpvh)

369 Does tomato juice work?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
--------

Don't know, but had excellent result with Remington's skunk odor remover dog shampoo.

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

370 It smells like fish.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 03, 2024 01:20 AM (dg+HA)

371 9mm vs .45 ACP?

Katana vs Claymore (the sword)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
------
Yes.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:20 AM (41CYW)

372 Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (g3rvw)

Speaking of which, I heard something doglike snarling (presumably at another critter) just inside the woods late last night. It was a very weird sound followed by what sounded like water drops. I found myself staring rigidly into the darkness for a long time.

Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
----
Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

374 372 Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (g3rvw)

Speaking of which, I heard something doglike snarling (presumably at another critter) just inside the woods late last night. It was a very weird sound followed by what sounded like water drops. I found myself staring rigidly into the darkness for a long time.

Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

I warned you about those rabbits!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (ynpvh)

375 Katana vs Claymore (the sword)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)


Now I'm a gonna go out on a spindly limb here and say that's not even close. Katana all the way. Katanas are light, easily maneuverable swords great for quick slicing and dicing. Claymores, while having a better reach than katanas, are extremely heavy and require some effort, making their use a bit slower. That 'bit' for a samurai holding a katana is enough.

Katanas are for quick battles, not extended dueling/slashing and hacking like claymores.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2024 01:22 AM (emlEe)

376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
----
Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:22 AM (ynpvh)

377 Strings members of the Caro-Bass Orchestra & Chamber Orchestra Kremlin.
Serge Tiagniryadno ()Kiev, Ukraine) lead vocal
---------------

They record their parts separately and piece it together. Sometime.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:22 AM (lCWOD)

378 I know someone who wrote two short sentences on another blog once that became an international story and brought the blog perp ten million hits and a write up in the NY Times.

In my time in the NewsBiz, (and the NYT was a client) the craziest shit could land bylines and money. Relevance or accuracy were not on the Success Scale.

Posted by: Miklos admits that it was an ego boost when my byline was first seen by millions at May 03, 2024 01:22 AM (g3rvw)

379 Well, I thought it was tilapia.
Posted by: Ciampino

Don't eat tilapia.

It is cheap, but mostly leftover from failed transgender surgeries.

Posted by: Miklos does have Carolina oysters on ice at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (g3rvw)

380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
----
Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
------
Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

381
I had a neighbor who swore coons would "thump" his watermelons to test when they were ripe. :-)

He'd see their little dirty footprints on his melons, and that was his cue to get the traps out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

382 That's why you want to take them for a little ride in the back of the truck.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I read that in a Joe Biden voice.

Posted by: lil' Miklos, naive and trusting also puupy and candy promised at May 03, 2024 01:27 AM (g3rvw)

383 I had a neighbor who swore coons would "thump" his watermelons to test when they were ripe. :-)

He'd see their little dirty footprints on his melons, and that was his cue to get the traps out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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I get this with deer and pumpkins. They stomp them to crack 'em open but don't really eat them until a hard freeze.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)

384 Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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You do have some sort of defense weapon I trust?
My aunt saw a cougar cross the path in an area considered to populated to be cat habitat.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

385 380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
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Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:28 AM (ynpvh)

386 Katana vs Claymore ?

Posted by: jim

AWESOME DJs!!!

Show was like, 3 minutes, though, tops

kind of a ripoff

Posted by: Millennial Miklos at May 03, 2024 01:30 AM (g3rvw)

387 Today is Victims of Communism day. A moment of silence, please.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)

388 380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
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Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (41CYW)

389 Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Your Retirement Account is fine.

Just FINE

Posted by: The Bank of Creek, some Choctaws outside at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (g3rvw)

390 372 Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at May 03, 2024 01:06 AM (g3rvw)

Speaking of which, I heard something doglike snarling (presumably at another critter) just inside the woods late last night. It was a very weird sound followed by what sounded like water drops. I found myself staring rigidly into the darkness for a long time.

Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist



It's nothing. Everything is fine.

Posted by: The Howling at May 03, 2024 01:32 AM (jFCkp)

391 That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.
Posted by: scampydog

Fish puns. Fine.

What's the porpoise?

Posted by: Miklos, Flippering you off at May 03, 2024 01:33 AM (g3rvw)

392 What's the most painful part of a male to female sex change operation?
Posted by the "Tadpoles"

Seeing it - South Park actually spliced in a brief segment of the procedure in question in the episode where Mr. Garrison decides to become Ms. Garrison. I have seen real-life clinical grisly, but that was horrific in ways one would never anticipate. A federal law requiring anyone wishing to have such a procedure to watch a complete operation would likely change some minds. Bonus bit from that episode - when Ms. Garrison worries that she might become pregnant, the doctor explains, "Mr. Garrison, we didn't make you a woman. We just made you look like one."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:33 AM (u/Zei)

393 He'd see their little dirty footprints on his melons, and that was his cue to get the traps out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

No footsprints on my melons!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at May 03, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

394 388 380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
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Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.
Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (41CYW)
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A bassless accusation.

Posted by: reason at May 03, 2024 01:34 AM (s3On1)

395 Today is Victims of Communism day. A moment of silence, please.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Then talk and tell it all

Posted by: Miklos from former Socialist People's Republic at May 03, 2024 01:35 AM (g3rvw)

396 You do have some sort of defense weapon I trust?
My aunt saw a cougar cross the path in an area considered to populated to be cat habitat.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

Well yeah, but not on the back porch.

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at May 03, 2024 01:36 AM (w6EFb)

397 Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.
Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (41CYW)
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A bassless accusation.
Posted by: reason

Well, give it a fair herring.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:36 AM (u/Zei)

398 A bassless accusation.
Posted by: reason

Mmmm

That's good bass!

Posted by: Bass-O-Matic 2000 at May 03, 2024 01:36 AM (g3rvw)

399 That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.
Posted by: scampydog

Fish puns. Fine.

What's the porpoise?
Posted by: Miklos, Flippering you off at May 03, 2024 01:33 AM (g3rvw)
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We do it just for the halibut.

Posted by: reason at May 03, 2024 01:36 AM (s3On1)

400 388 380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
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Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.
Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (41CYW)

A bassless accusation.
Posted by: reason
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That's a fishlous rumor.

Posted by: scampydog fake news at May 03, 2024 01:37 AM (41CYW)

401 No footsprints on my melons!
Posted by: Lisa Douglas

"Hotscakes"

Now I understand

Posted by: Miklos is slow on the take-uppings at May 03, 2024 01:38 AM (g3rvw)

402 /off Green Acres sock

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:38 AM (w6EFb)

403 A bassless accusation.
Posted by: reason
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That's a fishlous rumor.
Posted by: scampydog

And a tail to tell

Posted by: Miklos caught a fish once at May 03, 2024 01:39 AM (g3rvw)

404 Then talk and tell it all

Posted by: Miklos from former Socialist People's Republic at May 03, 2024 01:35 AM (g3rvw)

My people were outta there before the 20th century.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)

405 Well, give it a fair herring.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:36 AM (u/Zei)
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Í can wait for the amicus reef.

Posted by: reason at May 03, 2024 01:40 AM (s3On1)

406 A bassless accusation.
Posted by: reason

Bouillabaisseless

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at May 03, 2024 01:40 AM (g3rvw)

407 I haven't been back to Spain since Franco died.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

408 388 380 376 373 347 I don't get the anchovy thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
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Well, I thought it was tilapia.

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark? at May 03, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

just don't try catfishing her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Any fin is possible.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

That's not a problem I want to scale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:31 AM (41CYW)
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Which reminds me, did you take your Pill Chard?
Is someone angling for a fishing prize?

Posted by: Ciampino - is there a lion shark?? at May 03, 2024 01:41 AM (qfLjt)

409 I dunno. I'm thinking you'd krill for that.

Posted by: scampydog

*adjusts codpiece*

Posted by: Miklos ate something that tasted like fish once, if that is what fish tastes like at May 03, 2024 01:44 AM (g3rvw)

410 Okay, I'm outta here. I either go to sleep, or sleep wit da fishes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2024 01:46 AM (ynpvh)

411 Most suburban Cougar sightings occur at places such as TGI Fridays, and Applebee's.

Certain former commenters here have never been in danger of attack in such environs.

Nor anywhere else, for that matter.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 01:46 AM (e6UQI)

412 That's a fishlous rumor.
Posted by: scampydog fake news at May 03, 2024 01:37 AM (41CYW)
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That kind of slander can make dome long-standing anemones.

Posted by: reason at May 03, 2024 01:46 AM (s3On1)

413 First, I have to make another cigarette.

Posted by: Miklos , back in his shell at May 03, 2024 01:46 AM (g3rvw)

414 *some

Posted by: reason at May 03, 2024 01:47 AM (s3On1)

415 Most suburban Cougar sightings occur at places such as TGI Fridays, and Applebee's.

Certain former commenters here have never been in danger of attack in such environs.

Nor anywhere else, for that matter.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
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*snort*

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 01:48 AM (41CYW)

416 Most suburban Cougar sightings occur at places such as TGI Fridays, and Applebee's.

Certain former commenters here have never been in danger of attack in such environs.

Nor anywhere else, for that matter.


Jim

Oh

The Cougar vs. Well Done Steak event.

Was in all the papers

Posted by: Miklos , vaguely smoking and recalling at May 03, 2024 01:51 AM (g3rvw)

417 Speaking of which, I heard something doglike snarling (presumably at another critter) just inside the woods late last night. It was a very weird sound followed by what sounded like water drops. I found myself staring rigidly into the darkness for a long time.

Hoping it was on the other bank of the creek.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Foxes make some ungodly noises, especially in a threat display. On the other hand, it hasn't been that long since the full moon. Roving loup garou, maybe?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:52 AM (u/Zei)

418 .......people or their underlings lurk here. I remember decades ago making reference to an exceptionally little known Hemingway line that spoke to my own financial history. "Gradually then suddenly." Within days some politician used it in a speech on the Senate/House floor and I laughed. I knew where he saw it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Can confirm. I've seen some things lifted from the Cobs and commenters over the years. Plenty of lucid thinkers here and a lot of grifters elsewhere.

Posted by: scampydog with rarely an original thought at May 03, 2024 01:53 AM (41CYW)

419 I haven't been back to Spain since Franco died.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

To be fair, neither has Franco.

Not really.

Posted by: Miklos met one of Franco's ex-girlfriends (Irish, of course) at May 03, 2024 01:55 AM (g3rvw)

420 Couldn't grill a steak either.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 01:56 AM (lCWOD)

421 To be fair, neither has Franco.

Not really.

Posted by: Miklos met one of Franco's ex-girlfriends (Irish, of course) at May 03, 2024 01:55 AM (g3rvw)

You can't go home again.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 01:58 AM (w6EFb)

422 I haven't been back to Spain since Franco died.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Obligatory. https://tinyurl.com/5bejkc5x
Good song.

Posted by: Insane Spanish Wimminz at May 03, 2024 01:58 AM (41CYW)

423 You can't go home again.
Posted by: Miley

OK, copyright lawsuit.

You can pay in okra.

Posted by: Miklos for the Estate of Thomas Wolfe at May 03, 2024 02:02 AM (g3rvw)

424 It seems as if this is happening every day!
Boatload of migrants sprint off a YACHT after sneaking into America via sea

https://mol.im/a/13378195

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #01 at May 03, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)

425 This is an amusing rip on pro-Hamas dilettantes. Debutantes? Whatever it takes.

https://tinyurl.com/ykarnfkx

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:03 AM (w6EFb)

426 You can't go okra again.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:04 AM (w6EFb)

427 You can't go home again.
Posted by: Miley
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Thomas Wolfe is buried just a few blocks away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 02:05 AM (XeU6L)

428
There are sounds around here that Miley hears and asks me what animule is that. I have no idea. I've heard those sounds all my life and don't pay much attention to them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:05 AM (w6EFb)

429 Dammit, did he die too?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:06 AM (w6EFb)

430 Raccoons growl when they are competing for food.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 02:06 AM (XeU6L)

431 Debutantes? Whatever it takes.

https://tinyurl.com/ykarnfkx
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:03 AM (w6EFb)

De butt ants are de worst ants. (Scratches uncontrollably)

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at May 03, 2024 02:06 AM (8zz6B)

432 Fake news? Really? From her book?
Kristi Noem blames 'fake news' for the outrage over shooting dog Cricket who 'wasn't a puppy' and was 'put down' because she killed livestock

https://mol.im/a/13375241

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #02 at May 03, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

433 This is an amusing rip on pro-Hamas dilettantes. Debutantes? Whatever it takes.

https://tinyurl.com/ykarnfkx
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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So much mental illness. Laugh/sad enigma.

Posted by: Insane Spanish Wimminz at May 03, 2024 02:07 AM (41CYW)

434 ATTENTION WEIRDDAVE

ATTENTION MIKLOS!

https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs?si=kf67Z1ir5t9yjN3j

(NSFW, obviously) Also, not AI. Once on a road trip, Little's iPods hooked up to my phone, he was about 17 at the time. I surreptitiously played this song through his earphones. His reaction, and trying not to alert my wife, was hilarious.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 03, 2024 02:07 AM (SqwfO)

435 (he's never heard that snarling thing with the water drips before, don't pay him no nevermind)

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:07 AM (w6EFb)

436 Fraudster ex-Baltimore DA Marilyn Mosby wants Biden to give her a presidential pardon ahead of May 23 sentencing which could see her jailed for 40 years

https://mol.im/a/13375395

Imagine this bitch in prison, face to face with people she sent to prison.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #03 at May 03, 2024 02:08 AM (qfLjt)

437 Raccoons growl when they are competing for food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 02:06 AM (XeU6L)

My sister had cats that ate on the porch in Vancouver. Raccoons would come and steal the food. The cats learned to imitate the growl of the raccoons, and scared them off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:08 AM (8zz6B)

438 A truck with thousands of gallons of gas explodes in Connecticut

https://mol.im/a/13376487

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #04 at May 03, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

439 Perhaps OT, but I admit I haven't the slightest clue what Russia is really after in Ukraine. I mean, the strategic goal is to fix a line and partition, and reduce Zelensky to non-threat status and for him and all his Godless fucksticks to not lob ordnance across the new border like a pack of subhuman Gazans, but otherwise I have zero idea what the Russian goals are.
It's entirely possible Russia is fighting Ukraine bloodless for the sole purpose of being left alone.
It's also entirely possible there is some long game there I don't see at the moment.
I know the strategy of 'The West', which is to utterly destroy Russia. They're still hysterically enraged they didn't get to wreck the place permanently in the 1990s due to Putin stopping them. I don't believe Russia even wants the rest of Ukraine. I also think annexing Poland was the biggest mistake Russia ever made, and to try to repeat it either by force or diplomacy would be both stupid and crazy, neither of which Putin is.
I just find it hard to believe after all this Russia is going to be happy with a purely defensive outcome ending in stasis. It would take impressive self-control to resist absolutely crushing Zelensky.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:11 AM (9yXr+)

440 Raccoons growl when they are competing for food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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I didnt' know I was on the menu. One of my arrow misses (treed raccoon) was hissing/growling at me just before the sun went down. Joking aside, that raccoon was quite the ball of 30lb anger.

Posted by: Insane Spanish Wimminz at May 03, 2024 02:11 AM (41CYW)

441 migrants sprint off a [[[Stolen]]] YACHT after sneaking into America via sea

https://mol.im/a/13378195
Posted by: Ciampino -

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 02:12 AM (lCWOD)

442 ..... and another one!!
Teacher Madison Bergmann, who was set to be married in two months, is arrested for sexually assaulting and 'making out' with an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL student

https://mol.im/a/13377811

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #05 at May 03, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

443 There are sounds around here that Miley hears and asks me what animule is that. I have no idea. I've heard those sounds all my life and don't pay much attention to them.
Posted by: publius'

When I moved to where I am now clouds of insects would swarm from the river. I'd never seen them before. I asked people who've lived here for generations, back into the mid-1800s, what they were.

The response?

"Oh, I don't know. We've always just called them river bugs."

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:13 AM (9yXr+)

444 His reaction, and trying not to alert my wife, was hilarious.
Posted by: Weirddave

Well, I thought it might be...useful? Somehow

Posted by: WierdMiklos acceeds to the Master at May 03, 2024 02:14 AM (g3rvw)

445 Imagine this bitch in prison, face to face with people she sent to prison.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I'm imagining. And the hate is coursing through my veins.

Posted by: scampydog It is almost May the Fourth at May 03, 2024 02:14 AM (41CYW)

446 Teacher Madison Bergmann, who was set to be married in two months, is arrested for sexually assaulting and 'making out' with an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL student


Where were teachers like that when I was 8 years old?

Posted by: Mandatory Miklos comment at May 03, 2024 02:15 AM (g3rvw)

447 Our "betters" won't be happy until Ukraine becomes a part of NATO.

Can anyone tell me what Hillary was about with her reset button and uranium deals?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

448 Good fellows and Miley, okravangelist, I'm up too late again.
Y'all have fun. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2024 02:16 AM (lCWOD)

449
That's for the same reason you never ask locals for directions. Ask me hot to get somewhere locally, and the response will, well, you got up the road fer a piece, until you get to where ol' man so-and-so's barn used to be (but ain't there any more), and then you turn off on that road next to to the old Such-and-Such place....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

450 Teacher Madison Bergmann, who was set to be married in two months, is arrested for sexually assaulting and 'making out' with an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL student

https://mol.im/a/13377811
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #05 at May 03, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

Fiance ought to dump her. She is a ONE, but the cray-cray needle is off the charts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:16 AM (8zz6B)

451 G'night Braenyard

Posted by: scampydog It is almost May the Fourth at May 03, 2024 02:17 AM (41CYW)

452 Foxes make some ungodly noises, especially in a threat display. On the other hand, it hasn't been that long since the full moon. Roving loup garou, maybe?
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 01:52 AM (u/Zei)

No, senor. We run all the loup garou out of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Illegal Alien Chupacabra at May 03, 2024 02:19 AM (i6N8Y)

453 Is this a remake of 'Snakes on a Plane' or just trouser snakes?

Passenger caught with bag of snakes hidden down trousers at Miami airport

https://tinyurl.com/26hctcmx

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #06 at May 03, 2024 02:19 AM (qfLjt)

454 Drone footage shows UCLA protesters take part in jihadi-camp like combat training before cops swooped in

https://mol.im/a/13377383

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #07 at May 03, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

455 Fiance ought to dump her. She is a ONE, but the cray-cray needle is off the charts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Normally an advocate for being ones authentic self. Not when it comes to bestiality nor predatory behavior with the youth. Run away from this crazy. And lock her up.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 02:21 AM (41CYW)

456 Biden's Gaza refugee plan will welcome people who 'hate America' and poses a threat to national security, Homeland Security Chairman warns as outrage grows

https://mol.im/a/13375585

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #08 at May 03, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt)

457 Weirddave


https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs?si=kf67Z1ir5t9yjN3j


The music at your wedding reception must have been KRAYZEE

Posted by: Miklos is probably wieder than you, and will arm rassle for the Title of Champeen (add accent as mos at May 03, 2024 02:22 AM (g3rvw)

458 Our "betters" won't be happy until Ukraine becomes a part of NATO. Can anyone tell me what Hillary was about with her reset button and uranium deals?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist'

I cannot. All I know is the Neocons (in my opinion more of a kind of 'Menshevik' faction) wanted Russia so, so bad. They wanted it and they still want it. Obsessively. It haunts their thoughts, their every waking moment and into their dreams. And I can't for the life of me understand why.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:22 AM (9yXr+)

459 @432

>>Fake news? Really? From her book?

Regardless of the circumstances, never write about killing animals, no normal person can is going to want to read that.

The overall problem is that she's not interesting enough to warrant a biography, so she had to goose it up to make for the lack of accomplishments.

Teddy Roosevelt she ain't.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 02:24 AM (XV/Pl)

460 Thomas Corbett-Dillon: Flood of Arab immigrants has turned London into an ‘Islamic Republic’

https://t.co/ZrkiSnNoXB

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #09 at May 03, 2024 02:24 AM (qfLjt)

461 Biden's Gaza refugee plan will welcome people who 'hate America'
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Everyone hates America. It's all we talk about.

Posted by: MSM Media and Coastal College Profs at May 03, 2024 02:24 AM (41CYW)

462 442 ..... and another one!!
Teacher Madison Bergmann, who was set to be married in two months, is arrested for sexually assaulting and 'making out' with an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL student

https://mol.im/a/13377811
Posted by: Ciampino



Life imitates a South Park episode. Again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 02:25 AM (jFCkp)

463 then you turn off on that road next to to the old Such-and-Such place....
Posted by: publius
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When a local tells me, 'You can't miss it...', it means that I'm going to miss it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 02:25 AM (XeU6L)

464 Everyone hates America. It's all we talk about.
Posted by: MSM Media and Coastal College Profs

I rate this MOSTLY TRUE

Posted by: Miklos from Coastal Carolina University in Conway, Sakakkalacky at May 03, 2024 02:26 AM (g3rvw)

465 When a local tells me, 'You can't miss it...', it means that I'm going to miss it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Ditto. Turn right at the Big Rock Pile. Then there's a green boat, veer left.....

Posted by: Great. Now I'm in a fucking corn field at May 03, 2024 02:27 AM (41CYW)

466 Weirddave.

Your U toob link exists behind an age verification wall.

I don't want them to know how ancient I am. (*they've long ago since known, but still....)

Pass.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 02:27 AM (e6UQI)

467 When a bunch of frat boys are getting $500k on GoFundMe for a kegger

GoFundMe is notorious for being lefty douches who hate America and fun. The kids probably won’t see the money, and whoever is running the fundraiser and keeps upping the amount instead of letting it hit the limit and pay out is really dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2024 02:27 AM (FD5dr)

468 WierdMiklos acceeds to the Master

Oh, you should ask me about the time I caught on to Big surfing porn on my laptop. And how his mother got him too.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 03, 2024 02:28 AM (SqwfO)

469 Scheme between Biden and Amazon to censor anti-vax materials revealed

https://mol.im/a/13376093

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #10 at May 03, 2024 02:28 AM (qfLjt)

470 It's also a fact Russians, as a group, don't at all understand The West and what they want about this Ukraine business. In my impression most Russians are utterly baffled by the behaviors of The West and have no clue why they're doing what they're doing, unless it's just some kind of innate evil and can't be explained rationally.
I'm seeing some really crazy conspiracy theories coming out of Russia about it, always a sign of inexplicable motivations. That kind of nuttiness erupts when another party is acting in irrational ways.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:28 AM (9yXr+)

471 I'm going to bed, too. Must be up by 10. Goodnight, all!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:29 AM (w6EFb)

472 @458

>>And I can't for the life of me understand why.

It's all about money and feeding the US war machine.

The GWOT replaced the Cold War for 20 years, once the GWOT ran out of steam and we pulled out of Afghanistan, they needed an new theater to plunder the treasury and Ukraine fits the bill.

Congress is apparently working on a 10 year Ukraine funding package.

These monsters will not be happy until this country is driven into the ground.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2024 02:29 AM (XV/Pl)

473 When a local tells me, 'You can't miss it...', it means that I'm going to miss it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Turn left where that big ole tree used be, left by where Miss Nancy used to live, then right at the church.

Posted by: Presbyteryklos at May 03, 2024 02:29 AM (g3rvw)

474 Remember all the fuss and accusations against the IDF for killing those 'Kitchen' aid workers (NGO terrorists in my book)?
What do we do with the Pentagon then?

Pentagon admits killing a shepherd with a Hellfire missile in Syria in botched drone strike after mistaking him for a senior Al Qaeda leader

https://mol.im/a/13376575

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humours are funny glasses #11 at May 03, 2024 02:30 AM (qfLjt)

475 I'm going with "innate evil" for 200, Alex.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2024 02:31 AM (w6EFb)

476 It's also a fact Russians, as a group, don't at all understand The West and what they want about this Ukraine business. In my impression most Russians are utterly baffled by the behaviors of The West and have no clue why they're doing what they're doing, unless it's just some kind of innate evil and can't be explained rationally.

It’s not like the West has offered any explanations for sending all of our money to KEEEEV that pass any kind of sniff test. We all know it’s some kind of poorly thought out money laundering scheme but nobody’s come up with the proof yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2024 02:32 AM (FD5dr)

477 I'm going to bed, too. Must be up by 10. Goodnight, all!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Summertime, and the okra is calling
Birds fly to to the sky
Is you is
Or is you ain't my baby

Posted by: Porgy and Bess as written by Publius at May 03, 2024 02:32 AM (g3rvw)

478 It's also a fact Russians, as a group, don't at all understand The West and what they want about this Ukraine business. In my impression most Russians are utterly baffled by the behaviors of The West and have no clue why they're doing what they're doing, unless it's just some kind of innate evil and can't be explained rationally.
I'm seeing some really crazy conspiracy theories coming out of Russia about it, always a sign of inexplicable motivations. That kind of nuttiness erupts when another party is acting in irrational ways.
Posted by: LenNeal
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Len, I went down this rabbit hole once. Best I could come up with is that the Russians give way too much credit to logic and linear thinking. Culturally they don't understand the absolute dumbassery of the west. That's my low digit IQ working theory.

Posted by: scampydog has ideas. but no good ones at May 03, 2024 02:32 AM (41CYW)

479 The music at your wedding reception must have been KRAYZEE

Well, we were poor, so we did the whole thing ourselves. I burned a bunch of CDs for a friend to play. We were introduced as a married couple to the Imperial March from Star Wars.

Skipped the dirty shit because, well, my parents were there.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 03, 2024 02:32 AM (SqwfO)

480 No, senor. We run all the loup garou out of the neighborhood.
Posted by: Illegal Alien Chupacabra

Ah, doing the lycanthrope removal that Americans won
t do?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 02:33 AM (u/Zei)

481 Russians are confused about The West? I don't even recognize The West anymore. Its just the empty shell, run by credentialed criminals, looting and pillaging the treasury. Wars are good for that. I guess that is what it looks like when a culture abandons God. God returns the favor and here we are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2024 02:34 AM (jFCkp)

482 When a local tells me, 'You can't miss it...', it means that I'm going to miss it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2024 02:25 AM (XeU6L)

Working in the oil patch in Alberta, I was used to getting explicit driving directions to the rig location. They were invariably exactly right. "From Edson, west on Hwy. 16 to Range Road 17-4, turn right, proceed 14.5 km north, take a left, then proceed 4.4 km west, turn right, and 2.2 km into location." Follow those directions explicitly, you will get there. If I knew the area well, I could take shortcuts. But heavy trucks would stick to those instructions, because they might not be permitted for alternate roads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:35 AM (8zz6B)

483 Russians are confused about The West? I don't even recognize The West anymore. Its just the empty shell, run by credentialed criminals, looting and pillaging the treasury. Wars are good for that. I guess that is what it looks like when a culture abandons God. God returns the favor and here we are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
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* nods head * And a +1

Posted by: scampydog has ideas. but no good ones at May 03, 2024 02:35 AM (41CYW)

484 Probably the biggest comprehension gap with Russians is that while they spend almost every waking moment of their lives bitching about everything, they still love their country. Even their leaders, no matter how awful and corrupt, do love their country. And they cannot comprehend groups of people hating their own Nations the way The West does.
It makes no sense to them whatsoever and they can't understand it as a motivation, that level of insane self-loathing.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:36 AM (9yXr+)

485
Funny one about directions. Local general store back in the day. People would stop there and ask directions to a golf course. There are two close by. This one was Fox Run (you can look that up, Fox Run in Simpsonville, SC).

Well, Billy, the owner at the time, got impatient with all that one time. I and the lunch crowd was there, and this guy comes in asks how to get to Fox Run. Without even looking up, Billy says, "Go back up the road, take aleftfttakearighttakealefttakearightboughthalfamile.

Left, right, left, right, then about 1/2 mile. That was correct.

Ol' Red Brown would give directions to Fox Run when he was hanging out there. He said take a right at the Woodman Hall, then a left, then a right. The Woodman hall hadn't been at that spot for decades.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:36 AM (w6EFb)

486 You know what's REALLY STUPID about the whole Ukraine n' Russia deal?

Forget about ALL that. Budget for renewed Shipyards, Aircraft Factories, Munitions Plants, and the Heavy Industires that must exist to make all forementioned happen?

Produce enough hulls, airframes and expendables to actually wage a WAR?

They DO not need a "ukraine".

Just getting the U.S. up to Armed Readiness would require a generation of production. So?

GET BUSY PRODUCING! You don't need no fuckin' war to do that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 02:37 AM (e6UQI)

487
In Red's mind, everyone should know where the Woodman Hall was. That was the origin of his coordinate system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:37 AM (w6EFb)

488 With directions, my 'favorite' is when I mention trying to find some obscure place and some local excitedly announces, "Oh, I know just how to get there!"

As if THEM knowing where it is, but are absolutely unable to explain how to get to it, somehow benefits me in some way...

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:40 AM (9yXr+)

489 Working in the oil patch in Alberta, I was used to getting explicit driving directions

Engineers FTY!

Posted by: Mildly envious non-engineer Miklos at May 03, 2024 02:40 AM (g3rvw)

490 In Red's mind, everyone should know where the Woodman Hall was. That was the origin of his coordinate system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:37 AM (w6EFb)

Does the Township and Range survey grid exist in your part of the USA, Publius? I know it exists in much of the West, and in most of Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:41 AM (8zz6B)

491 But heavy trucks would stick to those instructions, because they might not be permitted for alternate roads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We run short hauls - less than 400 miles. Tell drivers to follow the main roads/what technology recommends. Be a cowboy/gunslinger around the office but not in the field. If they get adventurous....we will support and tell them to get ready to solve a riddle of their own doing.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 02:42 AM (41CYW)

492 In Red's mind, everyone should know where the Woodman Hall was. That was the origin of his coordinate system.
Posted by: publius,

Now you are just messing with me.

I have not been to the songwriter's and musicians place to try to finish up the first three songs.

Number 4- "In Red's Mind"

Posted by: Miklos wonders is Publius ever considered himself a Muse at May 03, 2024 02:45 AM (g3rvw)

493 GET BUSY PRODUCING! You don't need no fuckin' war to do that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
--------
Damn you, Jim with your common sense.

Posted by: Some Rando Harvard Grad with Ideas at May 03, 2024 02:46 AM (41CYW)

494 I've learned a lot about how people really navigate environments from working at the supermarket. Nobody reads signs, labels, pays attention to any of the carefully constructed layouts of a modern retail establishment. They navigate by shapes, colors and relational objects. I can't count how many times I've had people completely thrown by a label change on a product. A lot of the time, they don't even know the brand names of items they've bought for years, just the colors and shapes on the containers and where they are in relation to other items in the store.
When the store gets too chaotic and we have to reset and move stuff around, people are lost for MONTHS. Sometimes years. Some people never recover and give up even trying to find staple items they bought for years.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:46 AM (9yXr+)

495 They DO not need a "ukraine".

We gotta pee

Posted by: Murica at May 03, 2024 02:46 AM (g3rvw)

496 One of my favorite Charles Behrens shorts was "Giving Directions in Iowa." It starts with:

Charlie: You see that grocery store up there?

Random Person: Yeah?

Charlie: It's awesome, isn't it?

Random Person: Yeah!

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 02:47 AM (u/Zei)

497 We run short hauls - less than 400 miles. Tell drivers to follow the main roads/what technology recommends. Be a cowboy/gunslinger around the office but not in the field. If they get adventurous....we will support and tell them to get ready to solve a riddle of their own doing.
Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 02:42 AM (41CYW)

In Canada, the biggest part of the drilling season is on Winter, when the ground is frozen, and bush roads are easy to build, also drilling leases are hard ground. If there is a steep climb to reach the rig, they may have a Cat and operator on the lease to tow trucks up the hill. Usually the drilling supe will tell suppliers, "send a 4X4 tractor with that load of mud, and we will give you a Cat tow if the driver spins out." And if they send a 4X2 tractor, and it spins out, the drilling supe will bitch like Hell, and send the Cat out anyway, because they really, really need that load of mud.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:48 AM (8zz6B)

498 494... training your customers is pretty dang important. Throwing breaking balls at them regularly results in self inflicted wounds. Masses are simple creatures. Seems to me that few like and embrace the regular intellectual challenge...they drift/want the easy path. And to know where the hell you moved the ice cream to.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2024 02:50 AM (41CYW)

499 Customer at the supermarket after a label change:

"Where's the dog food/spinach/corn I always buy?"
"What's the brand name?"
"I don't know, it's in a green can!"

Perhaps the most dreaded words in retail are a happy announcement on a label: "NEW LOOK!"

Great, now they won't be able to ever find it again.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:50 AM (9yXr+)

500 >> Does the Township and Range survey grid exist in your part of the USA, Publius?

It does not. I looked that up, and it does not include the Eastern US nor Texas. It does include Florida and Alabama and states to the West.

It includes parts of Ohio, I see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:51 AM (w6EFb)

501 One of my favorite Charles Behrens shorts was "Giving Directions in Iowa." It starts with:


"Minnesota Nice" still exists, you infidels, inshallah

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at May 03, 2024 02:51 AM (g3rvw)

502 I've explained about moving things around in the supermarket. Sizes change, items get discontinued, brands go under, new items get added and there is a finite amount of shelf space. Eventually you just have to tear it all down and rearrange it all. There is no other choice.

It's always a horror show for all involved. Believe me, retailers hate doing it just as much as the customers.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:53 AM (9yXr+)

503 In Canada, the biggest part of the drilling season is on Winter, when the ground is frozen, and bush roads are easy to build, also drilling leases are hard ground. If there is a steep climb to reach the rig, they may have a Cat and operator on the lease to tow trucks up the hill. Usually the drilling supe will tell suppliers, "send a 4X4 tractor with that load of mud, and we will give you a Cat tow if the driver spins out." And if they send a 4X2 tractor, and it spins out, the drilling supe will bitch like Hell, and send the Cat out anyway, because they really, really need that load of mud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

HIRED!! LARGE MONEYS!!!

Posted by: Ukrainians and/or Russians at May 03, 2024 02:53 AM (g3rvw)

504 Battery almost dead. Drink emptied. Sleep necessary. As always, I slink away with new info and a basket of fun/bad ideas.

Posted by: scampydog has an early morning at May 03, 2024 02:55 AM (41CYW)

505 I've often wondered if retail could be more effectively organized like the Dewey Decimal System, but then I realize the majority of people have no idea how to use the Dewey Decimal System, and forget about it.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:55 AM (9yXr+)

506
The Woodman Hall was a meeting place for an organization known as Woodmen of America, and also Woodmen of the World. You can look that up.

It's a life insurance company now, or part of it is.

I remember tales of the Initiation Ceremonies for the Woodmen, which happened at the local Woodmen Hall. It was apparently stressful and a test of one's true character.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:56 AM (w6EFb)

507 HIRED!! LARGE MONEYS!!!
Posted by: Ukrainians
--------
Have hired Uke's for coding. A head tilt and crossed fingers, but they delivered. And I'm sure they resold the IP.

Posted by: scampydog it ain't easy being my friend at May 03, 2024 02:57 AM (41CYW)

508 It includes parts of Ohio, I see.
Posted by: publius,

*makes O H I O* with fingers, and gets it right unlike Certain Political Persons*

Posted by: Miklos is neutral regarding Ohio, bbut had beer in Delta's airport there at May 03, 2024 02:57 AM (g3rvw)

509 Also at the supermarket, I've had a great deal of peoples' driving habits explained to me. Watching people push shopping carts around for years has taught me how and why people drive cars the way they do.

For the most part, nobody pays the slightest attention to anything around them and are totally immersed in their own little world and goals. The avenue is there for them to get where they are going and anything else is either unimportant or an obstruction.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2024 02:59 AM (9yXr+)

510 "Minnesota Nice" still exists, you infidels, inshallah
Posted by: Mullah Miklos

Geez - that made me realize that I entered "Iowa" instead of "Wisconsin." I hope I haven't breached some Midwest boundaries. Even worse, from a Wisconsin viewpoint, I have relatives who are FIBs. But they nice FIBs, if that counts.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 02:59 AM (u/Zei)

511
The Woodmen of the World was found by Joseph Cullen Root in the 1880s. You can look him up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 02:59 AM (w6EFb)

512 ...And if they send a 4X2 tractor, and it spins out, the drilling supe will bitch like Hell, and send the Cat out anyway, because they really, really need that load of mud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 02:48 AM (8zz6B)



And that exact same things happens on the relatively "flat" West Texas Permian Basin drilling sites.

Although there are no mountains there, not even any prominent peaks, the "flat" landscape is riven by many a valley, crevasse, gulley or crease.

Give that west Texas red soil a spot of rain, and you've never seen such a snot-slicked greasy stretch of unpassable road, until you're there, and have to deal with.

You'll never be able to wash the red stains out of your clothes, no matter how hard you try. And your clothes ARE going to become stained.

Because you're going to slip and fall down when you try to affix the tow straps to pull you out of what doesn't even LOOK like a mudhole. But, is.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2024 02:59 AM (e6UQI)

513 Have hired Uke's for coding. A head tilt and crossed fingers, but they delivered. And I'm sure they resold the IP.
Posted by: scampydog

Hungarians. Quality software Central.

They made the Atom bomb, you know.

Posted by: Miklos von Neuman-Teller-Szilard at May 03, 2024 03:00 AM (g3rvw)

514 Geez - that made me realize that I entered "Iowa" instead of "Wisconsin." I hope I haven't breached some Midwest boundaries. Even worse, from a Wisconsin viewpoint, I have relatives who are FIBs. But they nice FIBs, if that counts.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing

Yeah OK, da beer is over dere

Posted by: Miklos not from There at May 03, 2024 03:01 AM (g3rvw)

515 Well, midnight here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2024 03:02 AM (8zz6B)

516 The Woodmen of the World was found by Joseph Cullen Root in the 1880s. You can look him up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Or dig

Posted by: Miklos accuratifies at May 03, 2024 03:03 AM (g3rvw)

517
These are the coordinate of that Woodmen Hall:
34.75710N, -82.20139W.

The area is nothing like it used to be. There is an infernal subdivision right there, on field we called The Triangle, upon which I plowed, combined, and sprayed with Daddy for many of year in my youth.

The old Woodmen, dilapidated at the time, nonetheless still stood. Them was the good ol' days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:03 AM (w6EFb)

518 The guy really branched out.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 03:06 AM (u/Zei)

519 The old Woodmen, dilapidated at the time, nonetheless still stood. Them was the good ol' days.

Posted by: publius,

I drove by the building (lodge) of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows many times.

I never joined that or anything, just odd that way.

Posted by: Miklos maintains a level of Independence at May 03, 2024 03:10 AM (g3rvw)

520 The building of the Woodmen of the World in Lexington, SC is and has been for sale.

At least the Legion Hut is still operating.

Posted by: Miklos likes cheap beer and nice people at May 03, 2024 03:13 AM (g3rvw)

521 JUMBO SHRIMP

HOT WATER HEATER

Posted by: George "Miklos" Carlin likes absurdities of language at May 03, 2024 03:17 AM (g3rvw)

522 I seem to be awake already

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2024 03:20 AM (fwDg9)

523 Oxymoron?

Why I oughta

Get oughta here

Posted by: President Miklos Trump will put Mo in charge of the Federal Bureaucracy at May 03, 2024 03:20 AM (g3rvw)

524
How about "Hose Pipe"?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:20 AM (w6EFb)

525 I seem to be awake already
Posted by: Skip

YOUNG MAN!

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, kindly at May 03, 2024 03:22 AM (g3rvw)

526 Geoduck?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 03:22 AM (u/Zei)

527 I saw a box turtle (I think, wasn’t a snapping turtle) in the middle of the highway on the Nebraska national wildlife refuge, for warmth I suppose. Stopped and moved it off the road, and gave a lecture to stay outta the road surface. Just a softie, I am.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 03:24 AM (DPe6y)

528
My late father, Grady, back when I was but a wee lad, was the Master of Ceremonies at a Greenville Country Farm Bureau Annual Meeting back in the day. He regaled the audience with a funny story about his Mama churning butter.

At that time, the wife of a local eminence, after whom they named an intersection in Fountain Inn, SC. Well, a bridge intersection with I-385. He was state senator. Anyway, she was an old school teacher and stickler for grammar and diction and all that.

She stood up at that meeting and corrected my father. "No, Grady, one does not churn butter. One churns milk to make butter!".

She was a Karen of her day. Daddy said, "Noted, ma'am" or something like that. He was, shall we say, not amused at that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:24 AM (w6EFb)

529 How about "Hose Pipe"?
Posted by: publius

Wasn't that a nurse in 60s TV show?

Oh wait

Hope Lange

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, forgetful at May 03, 2024 03:26 AM (g3rvw)

530 She was a Karen of her day. Daddy said, "Noted, ma'am" or something like that. He was, shall we say, not amused at that.
Posted by: publius

I'm guessing she was a Butterface, at best.

Eunice is a reasonable guess.

So I'm guessing her name was Eunice.

And the prize cow was named after her.

Posted by: Miklos has similar stowrees at May 03, 2024 03:30 AM (g3rvw)

531 No takers on geoduck? How about turtledove? Icy Hot?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 03:30 AM (u/Zei)

532 Hope Lange
Posted by: Auntie Miklos

Sorry

I was thinking The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Posted by: Miklos has brain declensions and conjugations (on good days) at May 03, 2024 03:36 AM (g3rvw)

533 >> I'm guessing she was a Butterface, at best.

This is her:
https://tinyurl.com/27zuvkcz

Note her husband was T. Lloyd Garrett, after whom the T. Lloyd Garrett Interchange is named.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:37 AM (w6EFb)

534 What does a geoduck do when there are incoming rounds?

How much can a geoduck duck if a geoduck has the sense of a duck?

Posted by: Miklos from Evergreen State ROTC at May 03, 2024 03:39 AM (g3rvw)

535 Wait, so they confirmed that they can and will ban certain kids from sports in the interests of other children?

Huh. That's interesting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 03:42 AM (YsjiM)

536 So I'm guessing her name was Eunice.

And the prize cow was named after her.
Posted by: Miklos has similar stowrees

Had an aunt Eunice. Nothing bovine about her - aunt Evelyn, on the other hand...the woman took joy in being the first to learn of a family tragedy and being the first to get on the phone and spread the word. Anytime you got a call from her, you felt like you were Max von Sydow in that certain scene from The Seventh Seal.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 03:42 AM (u/Zei)

537 This is her:
https://tinyurl.com/27zuvkcz

Note her husband was T. Lloyd Garrett, after whom the T. Lloyd Garrett Interchange is named.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Not sure if I would do that for 2.2 million.

Fur Man

A right nice local J. Strom

Posted by: Miklos wants a part of an interchange named after him at May 03, 2024 03:44 AM (g3rvw)

538 ou felt like you were Max von Sydow in that certain scene from The Seventh Seal.
Posted by: John Drake

Sometimes, with elderly relatives, you have to take the car keys and the reaper away.

Posted by: Miklos knows at May 03, 2024 03:46 AM (g3rvw)

539 I saw a box turtle (I think, wasn’t a snapping turtle) in the middle of the highway on the Nebraska national wildlife refuge, for warmth I suppose.

-

They're crossing lots of roads this time of year in order to reach their mating / egg laying spots.

And I would also respectfully suggest that if you are unsure of box vs snapping turtle, don't pick them up. You'll run the serious risk of losing a finger and won't get a second chance with a snapping turtle. Their necks are lightning fast.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 03:46 AM (YsjiM)

540 Wait, sorry, it looks like you identified it as NOT a snapping turtle, so I think I misunderstood. My apologies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 03, 2024 03:49 AM (YsjiM)

541 This is her:
https://tinyurl.com/27zuvkcz

Based on that, I would cast her as Minnie Pearl's aunt.

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at the Junction at May 03, 2024 03:50 AM (g3rvw)

542 The Time is Nigh

Oh shit, right here right NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3mySp41Qs8



Posted by: Uncle Miklos Welk at May 03, 2024 03:52 AM (g3rvw)

543
All these peoples is dead and gone. They had their plusses and minuses. The surname there is a Big One in Fountain Inn and local circles. They made a pile of money and got into politickin'.

One of the relations of T. Lloyd was Old Man David. He started out dirt poor, nary a pot to piss in, and made it Big Time, millions upon millions, and acquired a Shit Ton of Land. Construction, of which the business is still a Going Concern.

As a teenager, I had the benefit of the Wisdom of Old Mand David. My father told me, when Mr. David speaks, you listen. I did.

I recall fondly, sitting in the den of Old Man David's Big House, listening to him talk. Long story, but Old Man David got interested in My Daddy and Me's Tire Saga. It was an oddball tire size for a certain combine, of which they didn't make much of. It had blown and was nearly worn out. But the manufactuturer wasn't going to make any more of those oddball tires for a while.

Anyway, Old Man David had some Tire Connections, and was helping Daddy get that taken care of.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:53 AM (w6EFb)

544 Sometimes, with elderly relatives, you have to take the car keys and the reaper away.
Posted by: Miklos knows

Chess boards too?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 03, 2024 03:55 AM (u/Zei)

545 Anyway, Old Man David was somebody my Daddy wanted me to listen to. And I did. He made millions upon millions. He was just a good ol' boy. He never forgot the ones who brung him.

And he was frugal. You ran something until it just plumb fell apart. You run that combine tire 'till it just blows apart, son! Old Man David, through his Tire Connections with local tire outfits, what he owned a piece of, made sure they fixed that ol' oddball tire as best they could until we could get a new one.

Daddy knew who to call when he was in a bind. Old Man David was one of those. Who would answer the call of his homies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 03, 2024 03:57 AM (w6EFb)

546 Eh, it wasn’t a snapping turtle, thought that was pretty clear. Sorry I even brought it up. Never mind.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 03, 2024 04:00 AM (DPe6y)

547 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2024 04:27 AM (ju2Fy)

548 I don't agree. GOP governors should be seen clearing out the smellies from the campuses. Make a clear distinction for the voters: GOP=order; DEM=disorder.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at May 03, 2024 04:45 AM (EUKgp)

549 Girls have demanded, and taken, a steadyingly larger share of the labor force, keeping wages down even while all the typical male-oriented factory and industrial jobs were shipped overseas. They have driven up the cost of colleges, causing administrative bloat and the rise of useless degrees. And don't even get me started on divorces and transitioning men's sons.

So you know what? Fuck it. Let them have a taste of their own medicine. Let 'em feel what men have been feeling for the better part of half a decade.

Posted by: geewhiz at May 03, 2024 07:59 AM (wn50e)

550 That community note right there at the top is why you get the WeirdDave! every post.

WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at May 03, 2024 08:25 AM (hbkSB)

Golden Hour Cafe

nanhacfrabce.jpg
Najac: This small medieval village, located in the southwest of France,
is perched on a hill overlooking the Aveyron River. It is dominated
by a 13th century castle and offers spectacular views
of the surrounding countryside.
-- BestCitiesofEurope
Photo by @markvzquez

"Golden hour" or "magic hour" is the hour after sunrise and the hour before sunset. The light is still bright enough that no artificial lighting is needed to take perfect pictures, but the light is also more golden and more red than normal daylight, giving a warm, glowing look to everything.

A hiker and his dog have a chance encounter with an ibix.

Driving on the Amalfi Coast at golden hour.


The ocean at golden hour. NB the sea stacks in the background.

Stowaway seal.

A humpback whale with a barnacle beard and her calf.

Mount Etna blows smoke rings, called volcanic vortex rings.

Nice pictures of the massive castle in Rome, Sant'Angelo.

Skiing down the sheerest cliff. Note in the beginning, it looks like he's skiing down the mountain's spine, but after a bit he turns his skis towards the cliff.

Akshually, you should go chasing waterfalls.

Golden hour over Durbach, Germany.

Golden hour over the Alps.


Time lapse of a volcano (at Villarica, wherever that is) and the Milky Way:




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

2 YES!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

3 YES!
Posted by: runner


NO!

Posted by: mikeski, contrarian at May 02, 2024 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

4 Let's see how long the ideal lasts...before hordes of sans-culottes arrive....

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

5 It is dominated by a 13th century castle and offers spectacular views of the surrounding countryside.

Not going if there isn't a French dude on the wall yelling insults.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (DgGvY)

6 This is a good thread because I have no idea what most of it is about.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (MeG8a)

7 they are probably discussing how there is this perfect plan to defeat the Russians ! that has not been tried yet !!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

9 Thank you for the Café, Ace! Solid work today!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

10 I did a painting of my friend’s backyard at the golden hour . The golden hour makes things look AI before there was AI.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 07:41 PM (MNhXM)

11 Appears that Volcan Villarrica is in Chile.

Useful for when the weather at sea is too rough for helicopters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 07:42 PM (8zz6B)

12 I don't know, I see smoke rings from a volcano and I would be hitting the road

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

13 Not going if there isn't a French dude on the wall yelling insults.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM


Ton père est un hamster et ta mère sent le sureau !

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Abduhl was shooting at some Jews
Up through the ground came a bubbling crude

The BelArabs

Coming to a town near you

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 07:43 PM (ENQN6)

15 I didn't know Gandalf hung out in Italy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 07:44 PM (vDuh5)

16 I had a view like that but got greedy

https://photos.app.goo.gl/xDZ6Svnxi9xHQKUd7

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

17 Seal flesh is exceedingly oily, and not very palatable; but by practice, residents in the northern regions learn to relish it.

The head and fins of the seal are preserved under the grass in summer, and in winter a whole seal is frequently buried in the snow. The flesh, half frozen, half putrid, in which state the Greenlanders term it mikiak, is eaten with the keenest appetite.

Seals rarely associate with penguins, as the latter have a terrific stench sometimes described as "James Carville's farts after eating 4 pounds of mikiak".

Posted by: Seal Facts at May 02, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

18 The neighbours finally named their 4-month-old dachshund puppy -- Crimson because the son is a Tide fan!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 07:48 PM (vtyCZ)

19 Golden Hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8TvXhLtLa0

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)

20 Evenin' y'all. I'm currently enjoying the golden hour from my patio swing. Trying not to see the grass that needs mowing.

Love the ocean sunset. Thanks for the cafe, Ace

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 02, 2024 07:49 PM (wQXfi)

21 That wingsuit stuff is nuts

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)

22 I love sunsets.
And mountains.
And the salt water.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 07:50 PM (p0Srn)

23 That wingsuit stuff is nuts
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)

Some pics of wing-splats would be edifying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 07:51 PM (8zz6B)

24 In that timelapse, the volcano flickers just like a candle. Wild.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

25 17 Seal flesh is exceedingly oily, and not very palatable; but by practice, residents in the northern regions learn to relish it.

The head and fins of the seal are preserved under the grass in summer, and in winter a whole seal is frequently buried in the snow. The flesh, half frozen, half putrid, in which state the Greenlanders term it mikiak, is eaten with the keenest appetite.

Seals rarely associate with penguins, as the latter have a terrific stench sometimes described as "James Carville's farts after eating 4 pounds of mikiak".
Posted by: Seal Facts at May 02, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

I heard there was a tradition that Kings and Queens would get the right to the whale and Walruses that washed up as to how they would be roasted. Peeps ate anytang over a fire.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

26 Ronda is one of theeee coolest places I've been fortunate to visit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 07:52 PM (IG4Id)

27 That wingsuit stuff is nuts
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)
----
Yeah, I don't quite get it. Once you jump off that cliff, you are at the mercy of natural forces you can't really control.

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

28 The ibex rounded the corner and saw something it didn't expect. He's like "What do I do now?".

I wonder what the average life span is for those wing suiters cuz they crazy.

Posted by: Tuna at May 02, 2024 07:52 PM (oaGWv)

29 Seals rarely associate with penguins, as the latter have a terrific stench sometimes described as "James Carville's farts after eating 4 pounds of mikiak".
Posted by: Seal Facts at May 02, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

Skeletors farts are dusty as the Lubbock wwinds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6)

30 Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

9.8 M/sec sq is not just the law
Its a good idea

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 07:54 PM (ENQN6)

31 Ohhh, there are other pictures down

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

32 Can't wait to see the film coverage of the half million dollar kegger those UNC frat chads are gona throw and invite the whole campus. Trump oughta go.

FJB hats mandatory. Open it with the Star Spangled Banner.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 02, 2024 07:55 PM (VoJI1)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 07:56 PM (T4tVD)

34 In other news, I was at the dentist today to begin what is probably a last-ditch effort to save my bottom teeth. 3 crowns over the next month.

Unrelated: the grocery had lard on sale so I bought a 1lb package. What can I do with it? Olive oil is getting pricey.

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl)

35 Why does the castle have those stunning views? Because they had to consider killing anyone who arrives. It wasn't a quaint b and b.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 02, 2024 07:56 PM (as3uC)

36 Yeah, I don't quite get it. Once you jump off that cliff, you are at the mercy of natural forces you can't really control.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Are we talking wingsuits, or redheads?

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

37 34 Make pie crust.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

38 >The ibex rounded the corner and saw something it didn't expect. He's like "What do I do now?".


the dog seemed riveted, because the 'other dog' had really gigantic ears

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:57 PM (/7KEl)

39 House Resolution 6090.

Republicans Yea:187
Republicans Nay: 21

Who runs Barter Town?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 02, 2024 07:58 PM (d1wsq)

40 Those sheep legs are way skinny, but they can withstand a heavy landing.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 07:59 PM (MvF+J)

41 Seals rarely associate with penguins, as the latter have a terrific stench sometimes described as "James Carville's farts after eating 4 pounds of mikiak".
Posted by: Seal Facts


But....The Summer Breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through jasmine in my mind...

Posted by: Seals and Crofts Facts at May 02, 2024 07:59 PM (tjZg/)

42 That Ibex looks like the goat in Hoodwinked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 02, 2024 07:59 PM (L/fGl)

43 House Resolution 6090.
------
Do I want to know what the resolution was about??

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:01 PM (PZo5T)

44 Is that the Icelandic sheep that has the incredible water proof wool?

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 08:01 PM (MNhXM)

45 The golden hour is right before the blue hour(l'heure bleaue).

Posted by: Tuna at May 02, 2024 08:01 PM (oaGWv)

46 43 https://tinyurl.com/muzbazhn

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

47 Time lapse of a volcano (at Villarica, wherever that is)
---------

Just NW of Marietta, Georgia, if memory serves...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)

48 I better call it a night
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

49 House Resolution 6090.
------
Do I want to know what the resolution was about??
Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:01 PM (PZo5T)

I think It is the anti semite hate speech crime bill . Those 27 Republicans voted correctly in my opinion.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

50 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM (mH6SG)

51 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM (T4tVD)

52 "We're gonna take your car, your house, and your food... wait, I have to take care of something.."

@Breaking911 7m
LITERAL SHITHOLE: Since 2016, San Francisco has allegedly been dumping BILLIONS of gallons of untreated sewage into the Pacific Ocean

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM (IG4Id)

53 Just saw a pair of bald eagles flying together, doing their dives and turns, locking talons and then releasing. There's another eagle sitting in the big Douglas Fir tree watching them.

Glad Lucy is an indoor kitteh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM (+WEa1)

54 3 weeks from tomorrow I fly to England

Cannot wait to hike the coastal paths of Cornwall

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM (wQXfi)

55 Who vote against it?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:06 PM (PZo5T)

56 I'm opposed to hate speech laws.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

57 Well, I got my SMLE No.1 Mk III* in the mail today. [Well, picked it up from the Post Office myself anyway.]

BSA Co. 1943 "dispersal" build with matching serial numbers throughout the weapon -- wooden stock; bolt; nose-cap etc. "N 47715". Looking for the serial number for more info, I saw several from SMLE forums guys with higher 'N' numbers than mine.

Needs a cleaning but the only apparent damage is the middle, top wooden handguard is separated a bit from the bottom forestock.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:08 PM (vtyCZ)

58 @Breaking911 7m
LITERAL SHITHOLE: Since 2016, San Francisco has allegedly been dumping BILLIONS of gallons of untreated sewage into the Pacific Ocean
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And into their streets and sidewalks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM (L/fGl)

59 sigh, OK, you guys made me do it. YOU!

HR 6090
"This bill provides statutory authority for the requirement that the Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights take into consideration the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance's (IHRA's) working definition of antisemitism when reviewing or investigating complaints of discrimination based on race, color, or national origin in programs or activities that receive federal financial assistance. According to the IHRA's working definition, antisemitism is a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred toward Jews. "


Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM (V13WU)

60 57 I had one with a very bad bore, and couldn't find anybody to replace it.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

61 Cannot wait to hike the coastal paths of Cornwall
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 02, 2024 08:05 PM


Be sure to sample some Cornish pasties. The Cornish miners in Virginia City, NV (who made the Comstock mines possible, and earned $4/day when a good wage in the U.S. was $1/day) called them "letters from 'ome".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

62 I had one with a very bad bore, and couldn't find anybody to replace it.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

I believe there are some smiths that can re-barrel an Enfield in .308

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (8zz6B)

63 I went to the Orthopedist today... he says I have a frozen shoulder and they gave me a steroid shot. Took some X-rays and said my joint looks fine so there is that at least.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (PZo5T)

64 Speaking of polling. I polled very well with the wife. Been married 54 years today. Life has been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MNF6b)

65 59 If we're going to write bills that create more specially protected groups in the USA, and we're going to write them for specific religions and specific ethnic groups, then we might as well write one for Christians too. This, IMHO, is not a 'conservative' bill.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

66 a very bad bore, and couldn't find anybody to replace it.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM


Tell us about it.

Posted by: The voters in Gerrold Nadler's district at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

67 This, IMHO, is not a 'conservative' bill.

--

Should be easy enough to tell at a glance.

Question one:

Did Republicans write it or were they at all involved in its creation and passage?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:13 PM (YsjiM)

68 This, IMHO, is not a 'conservative' bill.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

All too easy to have it used against you, say if criticize Soros or the King-Slutzky slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (8zz6B)

69 I don't see how them RedBull guys get insurance.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (NxC5+)

70 Duncanthrax, that's definitely on the list.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (wQXfi)

71 The Battle of Iran / Iraq has begun ...

Early 1st period

0-0

Leafs / Bruins

Posted by: browndog appreciates the pick up at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

72 Question Two:

Do existing laws already cover everything?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (YsjiM)

73 Just saw a pair of bald eagles flying together, doing their dives and turns, locking talons and then releasing.

That's a mating behavior, isn't it? I saw it once on a trip to Alaska. Very cool.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (/y8xj)

74 All too easy to have it used against you, say if criticize Soros or the King-Slutzky slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (8zz6B)

since Soros does not receive Federal Assistance , probably not....

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

75 Cannot wait to hike the coastal paths of Cornwall
Posted by: screaming in digital
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As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St Ives?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (XeU6L)

76 I don't see how them RedBull guys get insurance.
Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 08:14 PM (NxC5+)

The life insurance is cheap, but the "squeegee your guts off the rocks" coverage is real pricey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:16 PM (8zz6B)

77 Leafs-Bruins game sees Natalie Morris give a very good performance of the "Star-Spangled Banner"; "Oh Canada" sung well but the shitty latest version although at least no French for one verse crap that was Leafs policy the last times I've heard it sung. Maybe they cut her some slack for being a bluesy black lady and not a white guy??

Gee. I just DDGed the lady's name to see what her musical background is and found this...

Meet Natalie Morris, the Toronto Maple Leafs' first-year anthem singer
Natalie Morris is a healthcare worker and a church singer who became the Leafs' resident anthem singer this season. She shares her journey, her views on the anthems, and her interactions with fans and the team.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

78 63 I went to the Orthopedist today... he says I have a frozen shoulder and they gave me a steroid shot. Took some X-rays and said my joint looks fine so there is that at least.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (PZo5T)

Sorry to read that ...

Prayers up for a quick resolution to that balky shoulder

Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury at May 02, 2024 08:16 PM (TTAGa)

79 Just NW of Marietta, Georgia, if memory serves...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)
No volcanos there unless you count Taco Bell.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 08:18 PM (NxC5+)

80 can't be a bad bill, since ACLU vehemently opposed it...so I am going to go with that

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:18 PM (V13WU)

81 Thanks browndog.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:19 PM (PZo5T)

82 since Soros does not receive Federal Assistance , probably not....
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

We have already seen people slagged as "anti-Semites" for daring to speak ill of Soros.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:19 PM (8zz6B)

83 Lin-duh

Glad you got the steroid shot. Do your physical therapy as assigned. You'll be fine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:20 PM (mc6e8)

84 >>How many were there going to St Ives?

1

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)

85 Being called an anti-semite for criticizing a Nazi is one of the best post-2012 things ever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:20 PM (YsjiM)

86 Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St Ives?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM


*twwwwweeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEET!*

There's a flag on the comment. Math on the blog.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Iceland is breeding airborne sheep. God help us all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (VxbvY)

88 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

There have been some god awful anthem singers this year ...

I long for the days of Roger Doucet from Montreal back in the day.

He could sing the hell out of Oh Canada ... in French and English.

Special tip of the cap to the Flyers when they had Kate Smith sing God Bless America (and for a Sabres fan to praise the Flyers is unheard of, but for Kate, I'll break allegiance)

Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (TTAGa)

89 ACLU, which was front and center in defending BLM riots and rioters, is very concerned about the chilling effect on Jewish harassment, anti Jewish violence and intimidation this bill will have!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (V13WU)

90 I don't see how them RedBull guys get insurance.
Posted by: Eromero


I think the level of "YOLO" required to jump off a very tall thing wearing a lap blanket is well beyond the level of "YOLO" involved in not considering the purchase of life or health insurance.

Maybe their next of kin gets free Red Bull for life.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

91
Hadrian has his hair cut: $16

Her Majesty has her hair cut: $150

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

92 Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MNF6b)

Congratulations and God bless you both!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (XkYcA)

93 >>How many were there going to St Ives?

1


"Met" doesn't necessarily mean going in the opposite direction. You can meet someone going the same way you are.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (/y8xj)

94 Speaking of polling. I polled very well with the wife. Been married 54 years today.

==

what is your secret ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)

95 someone the other day mentioned cara cara oranges, so i bought one

just okay

and the person whp bought lard and doesn't know what to do with it? you can ask jerry nadler. or put it in a cone can pretend you're joe biden, chocolate paint chips optional

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 08:23 PM (B1FKF)

96 I had one with a very bad bore, and couldn't find anybody to replace it.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent
----
I've only looked down the barrel in ordinary light but it was straight and I could see rifling grooves okay all the way down so I'm hoping it's fine. Will see about using a small flashlight to 'project' the barrel interior onto a wall later.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:23 PM (vtyCZ)

97 "Question Two: Do existing laws already cover everything?"

Depends what you mean by 'everything.'

If you mean, is it already illegal to 'occupy' (trespass) a space, or commit A/Bs, or block public access, or burn shit, the answer is yes, we already have laws against that. The problem is that TPTB don't enforce those laws against leftists. More laws won't help.

OTOH, if you mean we need a law that prohibits legal protests and critical speech against a particular named religious or ethnic group, I think that is way wrong morally, and violates 1A.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (MvF+J)

98 Posted by: Ronster

How does that work when you're only 29?

No, really, congratulations! Peace be with you both.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (mc6e8)

99 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM

"Then where were all the cats going?"
"Sitting on a fucking road, waiting on the... How the hell should I know?"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (VxbvY)

100 >>"Met" doesn't necessarily mean going in the opposite direction. You can meet someone going the same way you are.

And someday all of them might be going to St Ives.

But the answer to the riddle is still 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)

101 Nurse,
I'm also having ablasion on my left L-4/5, S1 next week... I'm falling apart.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (PZo5T)

102 "Met" doesn't necessarily mean going in the opposite direction. You can meet someone going the same way you are.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (/y8xj)

Not always.

Posted by: zombie Casey Jones at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (8zz6B)

103 There's a flag on the comment. Math on the blog.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Counting to 1 is hardly math.

Posted by: Reforger at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (B705c)

104 96 Just fit a .303 projo into the crown of the barrel and see if it slips in. It should not.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (MvF+J)

105
Special tip of the cap to the Flyers when they had Kate Smith sing God Bless America

__________

Kate got canceled by the Flyers. They haven't made the playoffs since then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (MoZTd)

106 Mike Hammer

Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St Ives?

2401 + the husband.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

107 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

Wow!; That's a really expensive haircut even for women's haircuts which are always pricier than that of men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (XkYcA)

108 1
Posted by: JackStraw
----

Tried to come up with something for Tintagel, but St. Ives was a natural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

109 ACLU is very concerned that college professors will not be able to teach that Israel is a colonizer, call Israelis nazis, and equate Zionism with racism. Very concerned.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (V13WU)

110 Special tip of the cap to the Flyers when they had Kate Smith sing God Bless America (and for a Sabres fan to praise the Flyers is unheard of, but for Kate, I'll break allegiance)
Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (TTAGa)
Kate Smith helped us get through WW II as did that British lady Dame Vera Lynn. God Bless them.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 08:26 PM (NxC5+)

111 I liked Kate Smith too.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:26 PM (vtyCZ)

112 {{{ lin-duh }}}

Say it isn't so! You are so very young.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

113 Depends what you mean by 'everything.'

-

I always default to freedom.

Is there a law on the books that covers whatever the terrorists are doing? Then arrest them and move on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:26 PM (YsjiM)

114 Kate got canceled by the Flyers. They haven't made the playoffs since then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (MoZTd)

That still baffles me ...

The old owner was still alive at the time, and he let that happen.

Shame on him, and his house ...

Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury at May 02, 2024 08:26 PM (TTAGa)

115 How many were there going to St Ives?

1

"Met" doesn't necessarily mean going in the opposite direction. You can meet someone going the same way you are.


Assuming they're all going in the same direction, it's 2,402.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (CsUN+)

116 Lin-duh,
Did the medial branch block work well?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (mc6e8)

117 "Another Boeing whistleblower dies—Josh Dean, 45, succumbs to ‘sudden illness’
Dean was in good health and lived a healthy and active lifestyle according to relatives, but died after contracting a fast-spreading infection."

----

Darn those fast-spreading infections. I wonder where they come from.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (tif+3)

118 Phuck the Flyers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (R4t5M)

119 Someone else mentioned it, but imagine being a Jewish student and seeing your teachers linking arms to protect the terrorists who want to kill you and your family.

And then returning to class.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (YsjiM)

120 Counting to 1 is hardly math.

Or to look at it another way, it's the beginning of all math.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:28 PM (/y8xj)

121 tulsi gabbard on the jesse watters program now. she's got gray hair or is it a dye job?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 08:28 PM (B1FKF)

122 Note the Apartheid jab is one left over from South Africa, where it really fit.

South Africa today is a horror show. Thanks, leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

123 'Every kitty crazy bout a sharp dressed Tom.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 08:29 PM (NxC5+)

124 "Another Boeing whistleblower dies—Josh Dean, 45, succumbs to ‘sudden illness’

-

The first one? Fine. Muddy the waters enough to pretend it wasn't murder.

The *second* one? C'mon, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 08:29 PM (YsjiM)

125 There's a flag on the comment. Math on the blog.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at May 02, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Counting to 1 is hardly math.
Posted by: Reforger at May 02, 2024 08:24 PM (B705c)

Yes it is!!

Posted by: AOC at May 02, 2024 08:29 PM (iODuv)

126 Darn those fast-spreading infections. I wonder where they come from.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (tif+3)

Damned if I know.

Posted by: Bulgarian, loading ricin pellets into umbrella tip at May 02, 2024 08:29 PM (8zz6B)

127 Did the medial branch block work well?
Posted by: nurse ratched
----
Is that what they call the test injections that they gave me a couple weeks ago?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:29 PM (PZo5T)

128 Mike Hammer.

One. Changed my answer. Not a math or English major.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2024 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

129 As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St Ives?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:15 PM (XeU6L)


Someone watched Die Hard 3.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 08:30 PM (yQMZb)

130 Is that what they call the test injections that they gave me a couple weeks ago?
Posted by: lin-duh

Yes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:31 PM (mc6e8)

131 To lose one whistleblower, Mr. Robbie, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at May 02, 2024 08:31 PM (vtyCZ)

132 Assuming

Posted by: Archimedes.

I assume nothing.

Posted by: Reforger at May 02, 2024 08:31 PM (B705c)

133 One. Changed my answer. Not a math or English major.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2024 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

Nobody goes to St. Ives!

Posted by: Hamas supporters at May 02, 2024 08:31 PM (8zz6B)

134 whatever happened to Fani Willis and her crusade against trump ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:32 PM (V13WU)

135 One. Changed my answer. Not a math or English major.
Posted by: NaCly
----

I respect the fact that you did math.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:32 PM (XeU6L)

136 Get well fast lin-duh.

Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2024 08:32 PM (MNF6b)

137 118 Phuck the Flyers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 08:27 PM (R4t5M)

The fact that Danny Briere is the GM, and Torts is behind the bench, takes some of my hatred from the olden days down a notch or two.

Danny being a former Captain of the last great Sabres team, and Torts won a Calder Cup with the Amerks ( Sabres AHL Affiliate).

But I don't mind seeing them lose ... ever!

Here's a little taste of old time hockey:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2y26rc

Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury at May 02, 2024 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

138 Get well fast lin-duh.
Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2024 08:32 PM (MNF6b)



Amen to that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 08:34 PM (8zz6B)

139 On that SMLE, you're looking to get the worn barrel drilled out, and a new "liner" pressed in.

USED to be a very common thing, up till about the late 1970. Lotta shot-out, .mil-surp WWII bolties were still being sold, dirt cheap in the gun stores, hardware stores and pawn shops, nationwide.

Now, most of those gun stores are gone, actual GUNSMITHS are tough to find, and there's no longer a supply of common and cheap surplus rifles waiting in oaken barrels to be adopted by the next guy wanting to "bubba" up a cheap deer rifle.

But do your (non google) searches on "barrel relining" or "re lining". And be willing to ship to anywhere. Might have to, to reach a shop that still does the work.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 08:34 PM (e6UQI)

140 I want to thank Rep. Becca Balint for securing $50 Million for making bathrooms in Brattleboro, Vt. more Gay and Transgender accommodating.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at May 02, 2024 08:34 PM (PYJJG)

141 Nurse,
The first one was kinda weird I couldn't really tell. But the second one did seem to work. It's just that they don't last very long.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:35 PM (PZo5T)

142 Dear Professoriat,

Tell me again all about safe spaces and about how misgendering you is violence.

Signed, Jewish Students

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

143 >>>How many were there going to St Ives?

One! Just the one motherf*cker is going to St Ives! Just the dude!

Posted by: Zeus from Die Hard with a Vengeance at May 02, 2024 08:36 PM (KRtlO)

144 >>Be sure to sample some Cornish pasties. The Cornish miners in Virginia City, NV (who made the Comstock mines possible, and earned $4/day when a good wage in the U.S. was $1/day) called them "letters from 'ome".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)


Was just reading about the Cornish miners who brought pasties ("pastas") to the silver mines of Pachuca, Mexico. Where the Cornish go, pasties follow.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 02, 2024 08:36 PM (IGKzA)

145 "Israeli victims of Hamas’s Oct. 7th terror spree are suing two anti-Israel campus groups, alleging they are partially liable for the attack due to their role "as collaborators and propagandists for Hamas."

The lawsuit, filed in U.S. district court Wednesday, seeks damages for nine American and Israeli victims of Hamas’s unprecedented terror assault. It targets two campus umbrella groups—American Muslims for Palestine (AMP) and National Students for Justice in Palestine (NSJP)—that are responsible for fomenting a tidal wave of anti-Semitic protests on college campuses across the country."

Good idea.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

146 Posted by: Ronster at May 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MNF6b)

Congratulations and God bless you both!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 08:22 PM (XkYcA)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 08:38 PM (T4tVD)

147
Here's a little taste of old time hockey:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2y26rc
Posted by: browndog makes signs, warding off such an injury

___________

A classic. Umberger didn't know what planet he was on.

Another RJ classic

https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (MoZTd)

148 139 I looked all over hell (that was in 2015) and couldn't find anybody to do it, so I sold it at auction, and was satisfied with the price I got for it. I had rebarreling done on a M1903 and a Garand at Anniston; that was very easy to arrange through CMP.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (MvF+J)

149 Here's a little taste of old time hockey:
---------
Jonathan!! Jonathan!! Jonathan!! Jonathan!!

/rollerball reference

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (vtyCZ)

150 Which sounds better? "Golden Hour?" which sounds small and trite in my opinion, or the appropriate terms?

"Morning Nautical Twighlight." and "Evening Nautical Twighlight?" I think I sound more poetic when I use the proper term rather than some nonsense reference term.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (XKj0h)

151 The pastie is a well-designed food: the dimpled edges are so a miner with dirty hands can hold it.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (IGKzA)

152 I respect the fact that you did math.

Is there a generalized answer? An equation for b^0 + b^1 + ... b^n for known values of b(ase) and n?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:40 PM (/y8xj)

153 there is a drone footage of the campus intifada encampments. somebody poured millions into them. coincidentally , for some reason they reminded me of Uke circa 2014 Maidan encampments ...

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 08:40 PM (V13WU)

154 The test shots are just a short acting local anesthetic, lidocaine. It's to see if they are targeting the right nerves.

Then they do a radio frequency ablation and actually burn the nerves. It may be a bit painful. But, the hope is it gives you relief.

Is your back pain radiating down your left leg?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:40 PM (dvF58)

155 Georgia policeman masterfully handles whining protestor... Short video:

https://tinyurl.com/yrdbrvvv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 08:40 PM (XkYcA)

156
Then they do a radio frequency ablation and actually burn the nerves. It may be a bit painful.

_________

Ablation worked on my back. It did not work on Her Majesty's knee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:41 PM (MoZTd)

157 Another RJ classic

https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM (MoZTd)

RJ was / is simply the best.

I'm so fortunate to have grown up on his calls of the game.

Posted by: browndog looks top shelf, where momma hides the cookies at May 02, 2024 08:42 PM (TTAGa)

158 Part of the reason I prefer the proper terms is that it's also spacial and timely. If you are on the west coast of the US, Morning Naughtical twighlight is VERY VERY brief, because you don't have water in the east, but Evening nautical twightlight lasts FOREVER because the pacific is so big, that there is light long after the sun has set, and obviously the opposite if you are on the east coast.

It's these simple events that make living near an ocean so magical for many. I lived on a lake, I can appreciate it, but I know what living near water means, It means I get a fuckton of snow every 5 years and I have to dig it out of my entire alley so I can get to work.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:43 PM (XKj0h)

159 ... Then they do a radio frequency ablation and actually burn the nerves. It may be a bit painful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:40 PM (dvF5
====
Hmm, tell us more.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Spock at May 02, 2024 08:44 PM (RIvkX)

160 Mt Hood in Oregon blows those smoke rings too. I've seen them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 08:44 PM (yeEu9)

161 Is there a generalized answer? An equation for b^0 + b^1 + ... b^n for known values of b(ase) and n?
Posted by: Oddbob
--------

Geometric series:
https://mathworld.wolfram.com/StIvesProblem.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

162 It's these simple events that make living near an ocean so magical for many. I lived on a lake, I can appreciate it, but I know what living near water means, It means I get a fuckton of snow every 5 years and I have to dig it out of my entire alley so I can get to work.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:43 PM (XKj0h)

heh...

Can you say Lake Effect ... I knew you could.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Rogers at May 02, 2024 08:45 PM (TTAGa)

163 Chicago, Fucking Chicago.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:46 PM (XKj0h)

164 The pastie is a well-designed food: the dimpled edges are so a miner with dirty hands can hold it.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 02, 2024 08:39 PM


In Virginia City (and likely elsewhere), they would bring them down into the mine in a covered pail (literally a lunch pail), drive 3 nails in a triangle in a board, place a candle in the middle, and the pail on top of the nails to keep the pasties warm until lunch.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)

165 Besides Maple Syrup............ What is Vermont Good For ?

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 02, 2024 08:47 PM (15lwl)

166 "radio frequency ablation"

Had to look it up. AKA 'fulguration,' which is also what lightning bolts do when striking soil. My city is thick with hospitals, so I will listen in on 350-500kHz for awhile to see if I hear any being performed. I assume they sound like 'bzzzt' or 'zapp' in AM demod.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 08:48 PM (MvF+J)

167 Georgia policeman masterfully handles whining protestor... Short video:

https://tinyurl.com/yrdbrvvv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


If that's the same one I saw, state police DO NOT play.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 08:48 PM (HGv4O)

168 Geometric series:
https://mathworld.wolfram.com/StIvesProblem.html


Thank you. Thus illustrating another fun fact about this place. If you can figure out how to ask the question, somebody here probably has the answer.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:49 PM (/y8xj)

169 Besides Maple Syrup............ What is Vermont Good For ?
Posted by: Franklin Stein


Buffer between Canaduh & the US?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 08:50 PM (HGv4O)

170 >>Besides Maple Syrup............ What is Vermont Good For ?


A mispent youth.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 08:50 PM (LkLld)

171 End of the 1st ...

Bruins 0 - Leafs 0

Pucker factor getting higher by the minute. That first goal is gonna be a killer ...

Posted by: browndog waiting for a score at May 02, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

172 It's the lanolin in wool that makes it waterproof. Most wool has lanolin. But Icelandic sheep are dual coated. There's a long, coarser top coat and a fine, downy undercoat. If you use the two together, you can make an unspun yarn. It's very lightweight and warm. Or you can separate, use the coarse for a weaving yarn or spin the fine for next to skin garments. I still have half a fleece from Iceland in my stash.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 08:51 PM (yeEu9)

173 If you can figure out how to ask the question, somebody here probably has the answer.
Posted by: Oddbob


And a good 20-30% of the answers are right!

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 08:52 PM (DgGvY)

174 Nurse,
Only radiates a bit at the end of the day. That's whey I feel some "popping" too.
Toward the end of the day, it's bad. I'm literally crawling into bed at night.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:53 PM (PZo5T)

175 Besides Maple Syrup............ What is Vermont Good For ?
-------

Burlington College!

Oh...wait...it was looted dry by someone named Sanders, I think. Went bankrupt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 08:54 PM (XeU6L)

176 Posted by: lin-duh

I take it you're already on gabapentin and have tried meloxicam or diclofenac.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:54 PM (0nyeg)

177 On that SMLE, you're looking to get the worn barrel drilled out, and a new "liner" pressed in.
USED to be a very common thing, up till about the late 1970. Lotta shot-out, .mil-surp WWII bolties were still being sold, dirt cheap in the gun stores, hardware stores and pawn shops, nationwide.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 08:34 PM (e6UQI)

Concur...I lucked out a few years ago and SARCO had barrels still wrapped in brown paper from 1917.

I had a SMLE No 1 Mk III made in 1917 that I had shot out the barrel. Swallowed a round right up to the brass.

Fella in Pensacola, Florida did the re-barrel and went over the rifle with a fine tooth comb and the only other thing to replace was the safety spring and the missing stacking swivel.

Tack driver it is once again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 08:55 PM (R/m4+)

178 I will always root against Team Masshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 08:55 PM (R4t5M)

179 168 Geometric series:
https://mathworld.wolfram.com/StIvesProblem.html

Thank you. Thus illustrating another fun fact about this place. If you can figure out how to ask the question, somebody here probably has the answer.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 08:49 PM (/y8xj)

173 If you can figure out how to ask the question, somebody here probably has the answer.
Posted by: Oddbob

And a good 20-30% of the answers are right!

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 08:52 PM (DgGvY)

ABSOLUTELY Oddbob, and That much Mikeski?

We must be doing something right since my day as an everyday commenter.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:56 PM (XKj0h)

180 I'm curious if whales are aware that the barnacles on them can be used as a weapon, and do so. I would bet that they do.

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2024 08:57 PM (DtNNC)

181 I've been taking gabapentin since before my neck fusion. 3 + years ago.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:57 PM (PZo5T)

182
Golden hour and blue hour have no real precise astronomical definition like twilight ranges do, but the Golden hour is oft taken to be the time when the Sun is 10 degrees or less above the horizon. Sometimes 6 degrees is used.

Blue hour is oft taken as the time the sun is between 8 and 2 degrees below the horizon. This overlaps with the various twilights.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

183 Jeepers.

I hope the RFA does the trick for you. Don't try to do too much too fast if you feel good getting off the table.

I'll put you on my prayer list.
Looking forward to seeing you in Corsicana!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 08:59 PM (xlg3h)

184 The pastie is a well-designed food: the dimpled edges are so a miner with dirty hands can hold it.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

I've got the power pasties and know what to do with them!

Posted by: Dr. Flexi Jerkoff at May 02, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

185 180 I'm curious if whales are aware that the barnacles on them can be used as a weapon, and do so. I would bet that they do.
Posted by: irright at May 02, 2024 08:57 PM (DtNNC)
Keelhauled by a humpback. Ouch.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:00 PM (NxC5+)

186 "Golden hour" or "magic hour" is the hour after sunrise and the hour before sunset.

That's "Bella Sera", in the evening.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at May 02, 2024 09:00 PM (ziIrW)

187 H Hour at Normandy > Golden hour over Germany

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:02 PM (W/lyH)

188 The news today is too good. That has to be a bad sign. I'm starting to see the same "red wave" confidence of 2 years ago.

Back to gloom.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 09:03 PM (1bNHn)

189 I've been taking gabapentin since before my neck fusion. 3 + years ago.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 02, 2024 08:57 PM (PZo5T)

Have you tried Lyrica instead of gabapentin?

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 09:03 PM (MNhXM)

190 >>I'm curious if whales are aware that the barnacles on them can be used as a weapon, and do so. I would bet that they do.


They don't really have that many natural predators other than Japanese fishermen. Whales are some of the coolest animal on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (LkLld)

191 Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 08:56 PM

Great to see you here tonight. Hope all is well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (mH6SG)

192 173 If you can figure out how to ask the question, somebody here probably has the answer.
Posted by: Oddbob

And a good 20-30% of the answers are right!

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 08:52 PM (DgGvY)
***

Never, ever discount the power of a hot iron, or what 20 bucks can do for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (W/lyH)

193 “Golden hour” … he who has the gold gets an hour!!!

Posted by: Sandra F. at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (4Winp)

194 For some reason, 'Deep Purple' just came to mind. Nino Tempo and April Stevens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDbXEk9USE

Geeze, April Stevens, when was the last time that I thought of her?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (XeU6L)

195 They don't really have that many natural predators other than Japanese fishermen.

Dolphins, aka Killer whales and Giant Squid.

Posted by: Adriane the Gas Station Sushi Critic . . . at May 02, 2024 09:07 PM (4Winp)

196
They don't really have that many natural predators other than Japanese fishermen. Whales are some of the coolest animal on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

Attacks by packs of Orcas is on the rise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:08 PM (XeU6L)

197 So Biden is bitching at the Japanese for not diluting their population by bringing in outsiders. That stupid stupid clown. We fought those guys in '45, and this asshole wants to do it again.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:09 PM (W/lyH)

198 Double minor on Boston

4:00 minutes in the sin bin

🤔

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:10 PM (TTAGa)

199 Posted by: Ronster

Well done!
Congrats to the two of you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 09:11 PM (vDuh5)

200 Attacks by packs of Orcas is on the rise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:08 PM (XeU6L)


As soon as they get a work around for opposable thumbs, we're screwed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:11 PM (W/lyH)

201 182
Golden hour and blue hour have no real precise astronomical definition like twilight ranges do, but the Golden hour is oft taken to be the time when the Sun is 10 degrees or less above the horizon. Sometimes 6 degrees is used.

Blue hour is oft taken as the time the sun is between 8 and 2 degrees below the horizon. This overlaps with the various twilights.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

So, golden and Blue hour have no specific definition right before you give them a specific definition?

You are talking about rhetoric not reality. MNT and ENT are real things that are sublimated in rhetoric.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:12 PM (XKj0h)

202 They don't really have that many natural predators other than Japanese fishermen. Whales are some of the coolest animal on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM -

I was more thinking of amorous males being discouraged by barnacled females that are not quite impressed by the suitor.

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2024 09:13 PM (DtNNC)

203 >> I've been taking gabapentin since before my neck fusion. 3 + years ago.
Posted by: lin-duh

Geez, doesn't seem that long ago.

Posted by: Aviator at May 02, 2024 09:13 PM (HQ9Sl)

204 194 For some reason, 'Deep Purple' just came to mind. Nino Tempo and April Stevens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDbXEk9USE

Geeze, April Stevens, when was the last time that I thought of her?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:05 PM (XeU6L)
Won't they brother and sister? eeeewww.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:13 PM (NxC5+)

205 200 Attacks by packs of Orcas is on the rise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:08 PM (XeU6L)


As soon as they get a work around for opposable thumbs, we're screwed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:11 PM (W/lyH)

related but off topic. My wife went to a book store and just bought a shitload of books for our kid, mostly child based biography's. One of them was the biography of david attenborough, a global treasure.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:14 PM (XKj0h)

206 Of course the Obama III admin is snarking on Japan for not "immigrating" blacks and browns from shithole countries - wouldn't dare attack China with 1000x the landmass for not doing so.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 02, 2024 09:16 PM (FQvCa)

207 Orca's are killer wales, not because they are so aggressively killer, but because they kill other wales.

Blue Planet, Somehow, tracked a pack of orca's as they hunted the young of a humpback after birthing season, and then they only ate the jaws of the young humpback and the exhausted adult.

Summary. Orca's love them some carbonara, they just don't have pasta.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM (XKj0h)

208 Ugh, lesbian grandma Ken Burns's "America Is Literally Worse Than Hitler" documentary series is playing in the next room. Gotta drown it out with something loud and uplifting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM (FkUwd)

209 I was more thinking of amorous males being discouraged by barnacled females that are not quite impressed by the suitor.
Posted by: irright at May 02, 2024 09:13 PM


That's why the young'uns these days prefer hardwood.

Posted by: Whaley McWhaleface at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)

210 I love the flying ram and the volcano with the Milky Way.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM (n3DL0)

211 Attacks by packs of Orcas is on the rise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 09:08 PM (XeU6L)


As soon as they get a work around for opposable thumbs, we're screwed.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 09:11 PM (W/lyH)

Reminds me of the T-Rex "Now I am unstoppable" t-shirts*.

*He's holding a couple of those grabber things old people use.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 09:18 PM (9fYDK)

212 . Gotta drown it out with something loud and uplifting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM


A TNG episode is just what you need.

Or Spock's Brain, if you're old school.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 02, 2024 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Yes! Star Trek is a good brain refresher.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 09:19 PM (FkUwd)

214 >>Attacks by packs of Orcas is on the rise.

Yea, they've been getting frisky lately for some reason. We had a pod off Nantucket last year which is pretty rare for these waters.

But around here whales don't really have much to worry about.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

215 The Golden Hour? What, is Trauma Center on?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2024 09:20 PM (zAq90)

216 Darmok and Jelad at Tanagra!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 02, 2024 09:21 PM (tQtDb)

217 208 Ugh, lesbian grandma Ken Burns's "America Is Literally Worse Than Hitler" documentary series is playing in the next room. Gotta drown it out with something loud and uplifting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 09:17 PM (FkUwd)
'Here, Ken. Here's your shovel.'
- if he survives the burning times

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:21 PM (NxC5+)

218
But around here whales don't really have much to worry about.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

Well, not anymore.

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at May 02, 2024 09:22 PM (XeU6L)

219 lol, Eris!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 02, 2024 09:22 PM (tQtDb)

220 -
Golden Hour may not mean to you what in means to me.

Posted by: German Porn at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (DtNNC)

221
Drove I-90 for 9 hours from Mt. Rushmore to the Mississippi yesterday and except for some fenced pasture in the Badlands, saw either green fields or freshly plowed dark dirt fields.

This is an amazing country.

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (j4U/Z)

222 g'night, Horde!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (tQtDb)

223 I can picture Ken Burns being bludgeoned to death with a shovel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (R4t5M)

224 218
But around here whales don't really have much to worry about.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

Well, not anymore.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at May 02, 2024 09:22 PM (XeU6L)
Dear Editor,
My name is Ishmael, and this one time on the Pequod....

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (NxC5+)

225 President Trump delivers pizza to the firefighters of the FDNY.

He could take NYC.

He is the man of the People.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 09:24 PM (ENQN6)

226 >>Well, not anymore.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab

You found out.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:24 PM (LkLld)

227 77: so what does Miss Morris do? Can that description be slightly more vague and perhaps more Marxist?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2024 09:25 PM (zAq90)

228 Cargill Meat Solutions Recalls Ground Beef Products Due to Possible E. coli

Sold to Walmart stores. "EST. 86P" printed on the back of the product label.
https://tinyurl.com/38r49rsh

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 09:26 PM (IG4Id)

229 We have a few resident orca pods here in the Sound. They are amazing to see. I love the connection my community has to them.

There's a few different places you can hear the Salish tribe chant their stories and watch them dance the tale of the orcas.

The orca are powerful and spiritual. I saw four pursuing a sea lion last fall. It did not end well for the sea lion.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 09:26 PM (5cOt9)

230 Drove I-90 for 9 hours from Mt. Rushmore to the Mississippi yesterday and except for some fenced pasture in the Badlands, saw either green fields or freshly plowed dark dirt fields.

This is an amazing country.
Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2024 09:23 PM (j4U/Z)

You should have visited the Mitchell, SD Corn Palace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (R4t5M)

231 He is the man of the People.
Posted by: rhennigantx

That he said 'pussy' is proof positive. Heh

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (WXNFJ)

232
Ugh, lesbian grandma Ken Burns's "America Is Literally Worse Than Hitler" documentary series is playing in the next room.

_________

*weary voice*

So what's this one about?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (MoZTd)

233 231 He is the man of the People.
Posted by: rhennigantx

That he said 'pussy' is proof positive. Heh
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (WXNFJ)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 09:28 PM (ENQN6)

234 Cargill. From soybeans to chicken guts, to hog guts, back to chicken guts, to hog guts....etc. And oh yeah, did I mention catfish?

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:28 PM (NxC5+)

235 It did not end well for the sea lion.
-----
His fate was sealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:29 PM (vtyCZ)

236 It did not end well for the sea lion.
-----
His fate was sealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:29 PM (vtyCZ)

No sense blubbering about it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:30 PM (R4t5M)

237 235 It did not end well for the sea lion.
-----
His fate was sealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:29 PM (vtyCZ)
Just had a milkshake.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 09:30 PM (NxC5+)

238 fucked up as a welfare mothers checkbook

https://tinyurl.com/2wr64bxf

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 09:30 PM (ENQN6)

239
Went to B&N last week while Her Majesty got her nails done. All the history books were

- America sucks
- Men suck
- White people suck
- Republicans are subhumans
- World War II was won by women
- Slaves built this country

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:32 PM (MoZTd)

240 Bruins to their 1st power play …

Only fitting that they score, after being impotent for most of this period

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)

241 No sense blubbering about it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
-------
It was a fluke the seal didn't get away.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:32 PM (vtyCZ)

242 Moderna Posts $1.2 Billion Loss as Sales of Its Covid “Vaccine” Plunge 94%

COVID Mark II Phase X Death

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 09:33 PM (ENQN6)

243 PP killed; no orcas on the ice.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:34 PM (vtyCZ)

244 "Golden Hour" is that time between my wife and I getting out of the shower, and then filming some of our interactions for "Only fans" as we cash in on her hot body and my hug cock for the the mature fan base that we cater to. KACHING! Golden our, We get off, and You pay, POW! buy our NFT!

Of course kidding.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:34 PM (XKj0h)

245 *weary voice*

So what's this one about?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (MoZTd)

America and the Holocaust.

Hitler copied us!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 02, 2024 09:34 PM (FkUwd)

246 - Slaves built this country
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:32 PM (MoZTd)

-Reoperations

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2024 09:34 PM (ENQN6)

247 Drop pass... to an opponent.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:35 PM (vtyCZ)

248 Only fitting that they score, after being impotent for most of this period

Posted by: browndog

====

Bob Dole knows

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at May 02, 2024 09:35 PM (8AONa)

249 having to render and edit our sex vid's is SO FUCKING ARDUOUS it's like forcing yourself to have a child.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:36 PM (XKj0h)

250 Bob Dole knew Bob Dole

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2024 09:37 PM (zAq90)

251
Hitler copied us!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

________

*even wearier voice*

Oh, I thought that was eugenics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:37 PM (MoZTd)

252 America is fucked, I almost want a civil war. Give me a reason to come back, because this is not the America that I was willing to die for.

My wife is probably the best promoter of America, and she's not American, in fact, she has a LOT LOT LOT of issues with Australia being Aboriginal, but When I just sit and take shit as aussie idiots talk shit, my wife is always there.

"He's American, you know that and you think you can get away with it? He's also a Marine (I don't know if I've ever mentioned it) What do you THINK he thinks? He carry's his freedom with you a freedom you don't have, and you judge him for."

My wife is awesome.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:39 PM (XKj0h)

253 ..His fate was sealed. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:29 PM (vtyCZ)


But the Orcas had a whale of a good time.

On topic. THE best Killer Whale promotion, was the years when Southwest Airlines had a pair of 737s painted in the Shamu the Killer Whale colors.

No one ever topped those as a publicity statement.

Especially once they reached FL35 as a cruising altitude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 09:39 PM (e6UQI)

254 Boston really needs to end this tonight

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:39 PM (TTAGa)

255 Some trashy Amazon show about a cougar woman with a younger man explains, 'people hate a happy woman!'


The whole time I'm thinking 'no, women hate happy women'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 09:40 PM (yQMZb)

256 I missed a lot of shit in that. "he Carry's his freedom with him, And you think you can argue freedoms you don't have, and you judge him for believing in something we want?"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:42 PM (XKj0h)

257 All-Instagrammit café makes for a rapid perusal. Insta, even.

Posted by: mindful webworker - twittex ftw at May 02, 2024 09:42 PM (keMIw)

258 114 Kate got canceled by the Flyers. They haven't made the playoffs since then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 08:25 PM (MoZTd)

That still baffles me ...

The old owner was still alive at the time, and he let that happen.

Shame on him, and his house ...
Posted by: browndog



She got cancelled over a song with a now naughty term in it. 'Darkies' or something. The song was satire and a duet. It mocked racism, cleverly. The other singer? Stalin loving black guy, Paul Robeson. People are stupid and mean.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 09:43 PM (jFCkp)

259 Especially once they reached FL35 as a cruising altitude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 09:39 PM (e6UQI)



Oh, look, Mama! That whale's got its blowhole on the side!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 09:43 PM (8zz6B)

260 No one ever topped those as a publicity statement.

Especially once they reached FL35 as a cruising altitude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 09:39 PM (e6UQI)

I think about 5 years ago, Quantas had a quokka based paint scheme.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 09:43 PM (XKj0h)

261 The whole time I'm thinking 'no, women hate happy women'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 09:40 PM (yQMZb)

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:44 PM (R4t5M)

262 54.8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:44 PM (vtyCZ)

263
The whole time I'm thinking 'no, women hate happy women'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

__________

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2024 09:45 PM (MoZTd)

264 There it is …
Leafs score
1-0

Let’s see what Boston’s got

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:45 PM (TTAGa)

265 You should have visited the Mitchell, SD Corn Palace.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:27 PM (R4t5M)
~~~~~

What?! And miss the Giant Prairie Dog?!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 02, 2024 09:46 PM (3ImbR)

266 Are you watching the CBC feed, browndog?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:47 PM (vtyCZ)

267 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 09:43 PM (jFCkp)

Ahhhh yes, I’d forgotten that that was the cause.

Thank you …

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa)

268 OMG. even the Japs are giving Biden shit!

This is a first, I believe.

Posted by: pawn at May 02, 2024 09:47 PM (QB+5g)

269 The whole time I'm thinking 'no, women hate happy women'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

After wifey #1 passed and I started dating @ 50 yrs old, I learned something. If you want to experience pure, livid hatred, take a significantly younger woman to a nice restaurant.

If looks could kill. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)

270 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:47 PM (vtyCZ)

Oh no no no …

TBS here in the states

The CBC feed would cause me to lose my mind.

I miss Bob Cole, rest in peace …

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 09:49 PM (TTAGa)

271 And if you take a significantly older woman to that same nice restaurant, you become the cutest man in the universe taking out your Memaw for dinner.

hehehe

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

272 After wifey #1 passed and I started dating @ 50 yrs old, I learned something. If you want to experience pure, livid hatred, take a significantly younger woman to a nice restaurant.

If looks could kill. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)


Yup. Been there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 09:50 PM (yQMZb)

273 >>Boston really needs to end this tonight

I'm quite happy to watch every other matchup go deep. Besides, I'm incapable of rooting for the Bruins.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)

274 Bob Dole knows Russell Kansas too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 09:51 PM (yeEu9)

275 I'm quite happy to watch every other matchup go deep. Besides, I'm incapable of rooting for the Bruins.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 09:52 PM (R4t5M)

276 The CBC feed would cause me to lose my mind.
-------
I have the sound set to 3 for the game and am muting the between-periods filler.

BTW, f#ck Ron MacLean.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:54 PM (vtyCZ)

277 Keep your stick on the ice!

Posted by: Zombie Howie Meeker at May 02, 2024 09:55 PM (8AONa)

278 When the goalie's on the ice, shoot hiiiigh!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 09:58 PM (vtyCZ)

279 Keep your stick on the ice!
Posted by: Zombie Howie Meeker at May 02, 2024 09:55 PM (8AONa)
--------
Say what?

Posted by: Wilt The Big Dipper at May 02, 2024 09:59 PM (41CYW)

280 Cargill Meat Solutions Recalls Ground Beef Products Due to Possible E. coli
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Name your company better. "Meat Solutions" sounds like you sell liquefied meat.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 09:59 PM (DgGvY)

281 272 After wifey #1 passed and I started dating @ 50 yrs old, I learned something. If you want to experience pure, livid hatred, take a significantly younger woman to a nice restaurant.

If looks could kill. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)


Yup. Been there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 09:50 PM (yQMZb
Lo, these many years ago, I had a girlfriend 12 years younger than me, though she looked younger , didn’t care what anybody, woman, man, nor animal, thought. I felt like Conan the barbarian.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 10:01 PM (NxC5+)

282 After wifey #1 passed and I started dating @ 50 yrs old, I learned something. If you want to experience pure, livid hatred, take a significantly younger woman to a nice restaurant.

If looks could kill. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)

My wife is Aboriginal. In '98 we went an an Australia tour lasting about 5 weeks. We were walking through NT (Northern Territory) and there were tribal groups gathered under the gums, and they looked HATRED at us.

Outright fucking hatred, I turned to my girlfriend at the time, my current wife, "Am I gonna have to kill an entire tribe of your people?" She said, "Fuck them, anger is all they know." Again, my wife is aboriginal, so she's talking about "her" people.

Being from NWI and the chicago area I have been accused of racism so many times it didn't matter, but NEVER IN MY LIFE, did I think it would lead to a direct and GROUP attack on myself.

The big thing? The Abboriginals weren't looking at me with hate, they weren't looking at the white fella, they were looking at my wife, the black girl with a white fella, she was a traitor, they wanted to get at her and punish her. I could read their hatred it was so

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 10:04 PM (XKj0h)

283 Apparent. I REALLY, this was back when I was at my most fit and I really REALLY wanted to hurt those cunts (American cunt, not Australian cunt) but my wife was just so casual about it, because I guess that's a thing. If you are a successful, even in the most minor way, as an aboriginal you are a slave to the white mans game.

I let it, go, but I really wanted to run in and crush those savages, because as I said, their hate wasn't at me, because they are cowards, it was at my 5'2 wife, and they wanted to let her know "we see you"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 02, 2024 10:06 PM (XKj0h)

284 The only thing worse than hearing the chant of:

Go Leafs Go …

Is hearing it in your barn 😡

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:14 PM (TTAGa)

285 Crazy action in Toronto

Bruins are cursed at the moment.

Not sure how to feel about that 🤔

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:15 PM (TTAGa)

286 Quite the flurry of Bruin shots.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:17 PM (vtyCZ)

287 The flurry turns.

Good period.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 10:22 PM (vtyCZ)

288 I guess we need to go over to the ONT

💨💨💨

Posted by: browndog has been there ,done that at May 02, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa)

289 Slaves built this country

If slaves built the country, why didn't the South win the Civil War? They had most of them.

I don't know if it is more annoying that such stupidity is put out by "intellectuals", or that anyone still listens to them.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 02, 2024 10:29 PM (3/XaG)

Quick Hits

The Bee:

beefratguys.jpg

The editors of the Columbia Spoiled Brat Children's Newspaper are demanding what they did after their BLM riots -- no exams. They should just be given good grades and credit for completing courses they didn't complete at all.

Because of the trauma they've experienced.

noexamsforprotesters.jpg

French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off.

In other words, the perfect time to send your own boys in.

French President Emmanuel Macron has reaffirmed his position that the possibility of sending ground troops into Ukraine cannot be ruled out. "I'm not ruling anything out, because we are facing someone who is not ruling anything out," Macron said in an interview with The Economist published Thursday. He added that if Russia was to "break through the front lines" in Ukraine and Kyiv requested troops, "we would legitimately have to ask ourselves this question." Macron's comments double down on remarks he made in February in which he said the deployment of Western troops in Ukraine could not be "ruled out," which prompted a direct warning from Moscow's Defense Ministry.


Drew Barrymore hits levels of Woke White Woman cringe that were thought impossible under the Theory of General Relativity.


This is now officially old news, but Noted She-John Snizzbiscuit Fani Willis did not show up for her debate in the Democrat primary to retain her job.

Democratic Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' political opponent debated with an empty podium after Willis skipped the county's first Democratic Party debate, local reports show.


...


The Fulton County Democratic Party held its first primary debate on Sunday, but Willis was a no-show, leaving her political opponent to take the stage alone, where he criticized his fellow Democrat for hiring a romantic partner for the high-level case.

"That issue is important to us in Fulton County and a lot of people across the country," Smith said on the stage, Fox 5 reported.

​​"When you pay one attorney nearly $1 million to handle one case, that leaves the rest of us vulnerable. That hurts everyone in Fulton County," he said.

A 26-year-old teacher sexually abused a 15-year-old boy she met at, get this, Bill Clinton's old church.

She seduced him by "bombarding" him with nude pictures. She didn't have sex with him, because she didn't want to steal his "purity," so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.

historysgreatestmonster.jpg
Reagan Gray
"History's Greatest Monster"

By the way, if you search for Reagan Gray, you'll also come up with a college golfer with that name. It's not the same Reagan Gray.

Normie uprising?

Once again, Portland is allowing trantifa to own the streets and terrorize citizens.

They let them vandalize and trash the buildings they seized at taxpayer-funded Portland State University. They call this "the liberated zone."

Antifa and terrorist allies are now attempting to incite a crowd to re-seize the "liberated zone."

These Cultural Enrichers destroy everything they swarm upon, like locusts.

The Chicago encampment has some demands.

"The U Chicago Popular University For Gaza demands that you, Chicago, divest from the Gaza genocide," the protester told the university. "We demand that you, Chicago, divest from weapons manufacturers arming Israel and its partnerships with militarized Israeli universities, and cut ties with the Israel Institute. We also demand that you, Chicago, divest from all interrelated forces of death and violence into which it is currently complicit, especially fossil fuel production, UCPD and construction projects that fuel South Side displacement." ...

(skipping a bit)

"The U Chicago Popular University for Gaza demands repair of the harm caused by the university. We demand that you, Chicago, repair the harm it has caused in Palestine, Chicago and beyond," she continued. "This includes explicitly acknowledging such harm as well as implementing a communally accountable program of reparation. More specifically, it includes 1. recognizing Israel's genocide and scholasticide in Palestine and supporting Birzeit University's initiative to rebuild Gazan higher education. 2. signing the UN Principles for Responsible Investment. 3. disbanding UCPD and redirecting funds to South Side community-based products. 4. allocating funds to annual rental assistance and local schools, expanding employer-assisted housing, funding grants for long-term affordable housing, and halting expansion on the South Side. 5. Decarbonizing the endowment and reducing emissions by 50% by 2030, in line with the university's existing sustainability plan for campus emissions."

I have nominated Clarence Worley to be our side's negotiator.


This is education today: uncultured lunatics "teaching" slow adult-aged children to be even stupider than they were in middle school.

A little gay Portland Protest Spaz attempted to bodyslam a cop, to everyone's amusement:

Revolutionary Zeal: Acceptable.
Muscle Mass: F. See me after class.

Cops finally shut down the increasingly violent UCLA "protests." The Mostly Peaceful Protesters attacked cops, most peacefully, of course.

The pro-Hamas demonstrations at UCLA have been violent, much more so than on other campuses. At times it can most accurately be described as riots that have broken out. It's inexcusable that the police were not brought in after the riot on Tuesday, which injured more than 20 people.

UCLA has been slow to respond to the escalating violence. On Tuesday the university declared the encampment unlawful. The protesters chanted "KKK" at police who monitored the activity on campus. The Hamas supporters yelled that they were not afraid of the police. They planned to fight back.

There were reports on Wednesday that Jewish students began fighting back. Maybe that is what led up to the police moving in on the encampment. The university had to finally act. Outside agitators have been blamed for some of the violence.

Protesters liked arms and made a line to keep the police away from the tents in the encampment. Faculty members and university staff joined the students in their demonstration.

An overwhelming show of force by police arrived to deal with the situation. As we have seen with other demonstrations, it's the only way to get the job done. The demonstrators have no respect for law enforcement. As I watch what is unfolding, LAPD is arresting protesters one by one. They are being handcuffed with zip ties and led away. It's mostly peaceful and calm.

Many protesters are wearing hard hats and protective goggles. They sprayed police with fire extinguishers. Police essentially corralled the protestors, many into the library, to keep order and make arrests easier.

At UCLA, protesters -- a lot of woke women here -- cry and even hyperventilate as they're arrested. They especially don't like the police taking off their dirty masks for the cameras.

The Bee:

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (aJxr8)

2 REAGAN SUCKS

Posted by: the 1980s called at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (gKWVE)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (T4tVD)

4 Eh. Trolls already.

Reagan is about as relevant to today's politics as FDR is.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:14 PM (peJ7P)

5 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:14 PM (tI+Kg)

6 >4 Eh. Trolls already.

no he's making a joke about REAGAN Gray.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (KRtlO)

7 >>>5 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

It's like jazz. You don't have to understand it, you just have to feel it.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (KRtlO)

8 6 >4 Eh. Trolls already.

no he's making a joke about REAGAN Gray.
Posted by: ace
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Sigh, the one time I don't read the main post. Did not associate.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (peJ7P)

9 I'm for Killin' Jews
I should get good grades
The future's so bright
Gonna dance on your graves

Posted by: Columbia Spoiled Brat Children's Newspaper at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (yOPBE)

10 Babylon Bee must be fun to work for.

And as far as the sexy teacher-who's obviously not the world's greatest monster ,but is a degenerate creep-cue up some men on here saying, "But where was this woman at my church when I was a 15 year old boy?!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (XkYcA)

11 I do love the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (n3DL0)

12 but I imagine this particilar pedophilic urge has something to do with attempting to relive one's first sexual experience, over and over, with the same sort of person you first had sex with. Who will of course be much younger.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (KRtlO)

13 The bottom line of the Dune trilogy is: beware of heroes. Much better [to] rely on your own judgment, and your own mistakes."
— Frank Herbert

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2024 06:18 PM (bXr3y)

14
It's like jazz. You don't have to understand it, you just have to feel it.
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (KRtlO)

Heard some jazz the other day.. sounded like a warm up- think symphony before they c tune. Awful stuff

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (pEOag)

15 Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (KRtlO)

Probably.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (XkYcA)

16 5 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Its about power. Too many women have become infantilized just like a lot of males have. And too many guys are still stuck on Hot for Teacher and denying ill effects on the yutes that were molested.

Some NIC was claiming the poor schmuck molested by LeTournneau ended up fine. Found out from news stories taht the poor schmuck has been treated for depression and substance abuse.

Being made a father as a tweenner will do that to a guy.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (peJ7P)

17 5 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.
Posted by: Jordan61

I'm with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (kbbUi)

18 Show me on this New York Times where the tenure touched you.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (as3uC)

19 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:14 PM (tI+Kg)

Pedophilia isn't just a lake in Uruguay

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (lX8VI)

20 I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (aFNOf)

21 Can't stop the Orange Beast

@Breaking911 6m
WATCH: After court, Trump delivers pizza to the FDNY
https://tinyurl.com/4ehmtuz4

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (IG4Id)

22 That high school teacher will be 240 on the hoof with 7 years. She had to get what she wanted while she still could.

Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (K75+D)

23 Saw a new to me meme - highest paid actor Tom Cruise picture x'd out , picture of Zelensky

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (pEOag)

24 Honestly - more entertaining than watching cops beat up some leftards is watching the guy on the beach during the pandemic outrun two of them.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (lX8VI)

25 And those whiny brats calling for exams to be canceled?


Hahahahaha.

But. Their professors probably agree with them and don't want to spend the time grading and evaluating, so everyone should get an "A."

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (kbbUi)

26 gaytifa boi probably thought his magic shield gave him +++ power so, naturally, he'd be able to go right through the cop.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (tT6L1)

27 I was walking across campus where I work and saw a group of students clustered around some people yelling through a bullhorn. I couldn't hear what they were saying at first.

I thought, "Uh, oh...this can't be good!"

Turns out it was just a couple of Christian evangelists preaching hellfire and brimstone if you don't accept Jesus as your savior.

Pretty normal around here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

28 Oh the secret Drew Barrymore could tell.

The ones they got to young all end up leftards or basketcases (BIRM)

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (lX8VI)

29 I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (aFNOf)

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My crazy sister looks a lot like her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (ceLKs)

30 Heard some jazz the other day.. sounded like a warm up- think symphony before they c tune. Awful stuff
Posted by: A dude in MI

Try Vincent Guaraldi. If you liked his Charlie Brown soundtracks. Another is Take Five by Dave Brubeck and co.

Dixieland Trad jazz is also much to other people's liking--Preservation Hall, Louis Armstrong and band, etc. are excellent examples of Nawlins trad jazz.

Coltrane or Parker, I can take or leave depending on the mood. At a certain point, jazz can descend into self wankery and solipsism. Good jazz is a dialogue among musicians and with the crowd watching.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (peJ7P)

31 That 26 year old gal? Maybe physically 26, but, mentally, she's a hardened 50 year old crazy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (tT6L1)

32 >>>French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off.
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Indo China circa 1958?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lCWOD)

33 I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (aFNOf)

My crazy sister looks a lot like her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (ceLKs)

My sister looks like John Barrymore.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lX8VI)

34 The sexed up teacher, I'd hit that like OJ hit Nicole Simpson.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (aFNOf)

35 This is now officially old news, but Noted She-John Snizzbiscuit Fani Willis did not show up for her debate in the Democrat primary to retain her job.
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Too busy with the B B C.

The British Broadcasting Corporation has a keen interest in the Trump trial.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (vtyCZ)

36
As I had written earlier, a chant in the stunning and brave UCLA Games stinkies as the police began hauling them away this morning was, "Please don't shoot us! Please don't hurt us!"

DOWN FOR THE CAUSE, MAN, LIKE TOTALLY!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (xG4kz)

37 My sister looks like John Barrymore.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lX8VI)

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HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (pfCpy)

38 >>>Indo China circa 1958?

that's the analogy I was going to make. Get in right at Dien Bien Phu.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

39 ace, my favorite term of art was stolen from Ron White:

'The Mouth Hug.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (di6C2)

40 Turns out it was just a couple of Christian evangelists preaching hellfire and brimstone if you don't accept Jesus as your savior.

Pretty normal around here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I think that many of those street 'preachers' are actually paid opposition designed to repel people from Christ rather than bring them to him.

Had seen them in action back at various Unis that I have attended or worked at in the past.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (peJ7P)

41 Coltrane or Parker, I can take or leave depending on the mood. At a certain point, jazz can descend into self wankery and solipsism. Good jazz is a dialogue among musicians and with the crowd watching.
Posted by: whig


Yeah, old timey Jazz from the 30's is great stuff. It starts to go off the rails into "music for musicians" in the 50's. I do like cool jazz as background music for studying or chores.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (IG4Id)

42
Free, free Palestine!
(With the purchase of a lesser or equally priced Palestine)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (xG4kz)

43 A 26-year-old teacher sexually abused a 15-year-old boy she met at, get this, Bill Clinton's old church.

She seduced him by "bombarding" him with nude pictures. She didn't have sex with him, because she didn't want to steal his "purity," so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.


So this church is where both Bill and the pedophile got their whacked definition of sex?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (Xa590)

44 29 I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM

--

She's starting to look more and more like her Grampa, Mister Potter.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (wzAuc)

45 I thought, "Uh, oh...this can't be good!"

Turns out it was just a couple of Christian evangelists preaching hellfire and brimstone if you don't accept Jesus as your savior.

Pretty normal around here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

Oh you mean the truth.

Whoa whoa, for my Jewish and atheist friends, I am kidding.

Though not really.

But kind of. Okay, maybe just a few sparks of hellfire here and there. It'll be like a sparkler.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:28 PM (lX8VI)

46 Lots here

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

47 Had seen them in action back at various Unis that I have attended or worked at in the past.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (peJ7P)

We had one named Mad Max. There were rumors (probably false) that he was an ex-math professor. The thing is, in hindsight, a lot of the stuff he shouted makes sense now.

We ARE stupid.
We ARE blinded by the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:28 PM (di6C2)

48 he didn't have sex with him, because she didn't want to steal his "purity," so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.
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That must have sucked.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (okcpZ)

49 So Reagan wouldn't boink him, but she stole his vital fluids.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (JfVRc)

50 31 That 26 year old gal? Maybe physically 26, but, mentally, she's a hardened 50 year old crazy.
Posted by: blake
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Pervert with a side dish of screwed up heretical Christianity beliefs centering on her sex.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (peJ7P)

51 I think that many of those street 'preachers' are actually paid opposition designed to repel people from Christ rather than bring them to him.

Had seen them in action back at various Unis that I have attended or worked at in the past.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (peJ7P)
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Entirely possible. It doesn't seem like they have any other job. The Jehovah's Witnesses on campus, by contrast, are very quiet and reserved. They don't really bother anyone and just let people walk up to ask questions rather than reach out to them or yell at them through a bullhorn.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

52 >>I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.

yeah. That look used to be a little cute, like joie de laide. Now she's just looking blah.

She's a Jimmy Johns 4.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (KRtlO)

53 They let them vandalize and trash the buildings they seized at taxpayer-funded Portland State University. They call this "the liberated zone."

They seized the library at PSU.

When the cops retook the building, thousands of dollars worth of rare books and comics were missing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (uxCna)

54 37 My sister looks like John Barrymore.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lX8VI)

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HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (pfCpy)

Better than Lionel Barrymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (di6C2)

55 saw @sltcsaw
Le flic n’a aucune peine wsh je pleure

https://tinyurl.com/3r86f9js
another body slam in the U.S. I'm pretty sure despite the Frog commentary. flic = cop, pig
10 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:30 PM (vtyCZ)

56 When the cops retook the building, thousands of dollars worth of rare books and comics were missing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (uxCna)
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How much of that will show up on eBay and other auction sites?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (BpYfr)

57 Way back when, my daughters were in track and field at the high school. At the time, an amazingly good looking and fit gal was doing her student teaching in phys ed.

Even before this kind of thing started making the news, I figured something was going to happen between that gal and one of the boys.

Never heard anything because I moved shortly after but, nah, no way she didn't hook up with one of the student athletes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)

58 ***Drew Barrymore hits levels of***
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Look at 8:00 > 8:01; you will see a profile of Kamalala unshown by MSM.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (lCWOD)

59 French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off.

Hey, YOLO!

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron, Soon To Be Vaporized! at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (uxCna)

60 Reagan Gray or Talky Tina?

You be the judge

https://tinyurl.com/3ywy8zsa

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (lX8VI)

61 Coltrane or Parker, I can take or leave depending on the mood. At a certain point, jazz can descend into self wankery and solipsism. Good jazz is a dialogue among musicians and with the crowd watching.
Posted by: whig


I like Oscar Peterson and Joe Pass when they get together live.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:31 PM (aFNOf)

62 so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.

Heck of a chunk of bubblegum, I reckon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:32 PM (a3Q+t)

63 The most pathetic thing about that Drew Barrymore clip is that I think that's 100% her. Nobody put her up to that. She's that goofy IRL.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 02, 2024 06:32 PM (ei7q6)

64
At least the stinkie claimed to be an "English major".

Too often these days what we called English classes have been masticated into "Language Arts" classes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:32 PM (xG4kz)

65 So Reagan wouldn't boink him, but she stole his vital fluids.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:29 PM (JfVRc)
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Not his mojo!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 02, 2024 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

66 Want to bet " English Major" never read a Shakespeare story?

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:33 PM (fwDg9)

67 Macron ain't no daisy.

Posted by: mrp at May 02, 2024 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)

68 Seriously, how did the "America Needs a Mamala" thing happen the day after Krispi Noem the Republican Dog Destroyer blanketed political news? Democrats just lucked into it...?

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:35 PM (lX8VI)

69 "French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off."

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I'm not sure, but I think it's quite possible, Russia isn't TRYING to "break through" Ukrainian lines. Pretty sure, if they were, they would have long ago broken through.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

70 Would that the law students at Columbia were 'irrevocably' shaken.

Drama queens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 06:35 PM (XeU6L)

71 5 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:14 PM (tI+Kg)
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Stamina

Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled {golf} balls? at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

72 saw @sltcsaw
Le flic n’a aucune peine wsh je pleure

https://tinyurl.com/3r86f9js
another body slam in the U.S. I'm pretty sure despite the Frog commentary. flic = cop, pig
10 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ)


Oof. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (aFNOf)

73
She didn't have sex with him, because she didn't want to steal his "purity," so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.


To her credit, she never did reveal to him the wing's recall code.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (xG4kz)

74 Got a letter from state today saying i underpaid my tax penalty by $0.01
They want it by Friday next week

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (bXr3y)

75 >>>Reagan Gray, bombed with nude pictures...
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That was clickbait wudn't tit?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:37 PM (lCWOD)

76 At least the stinkie claimed to be an "English major".

Too often these days what we called English classes have been masticated into "Language Arts" classes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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We'll be the judge of this.

Posted by: The MLA at May 02, 2024 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

77 Corbin Dallas gets my vote.

https://tinyurl.com/3hpnsewc

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 06:37 PM (LkLld)

78 67 Macron ain't no daisy.
Posted by: mrp


His mother wife wilts daisies just by looking at them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (aFNOf)

79 I admit it. I am drinking tonight to deaden the disappointment I am feeling that they didn't burn Columbia U to the ground. Rats.

Posted by: goatexchange at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (GrbV7)

80 Unfortunately, the UCLA demonstrators were apparently cited and released.

I fully expect them to try again in a few days.

Posted by: junior at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (X03YI)

81 A 26-year-old teacher sexually abused a 15-year-old boy she met at, get this, Bill Clinton's old church.

She seduced him by "bombarding" him with nude pictures. She didn't have sex with him, because she didn't want to steal his "purity," so she just gave him blowies until he was dehydrated.


Mom is reading the kid the riot act. Dad is standing there looking angry, but secretly winking at the kid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (+98Vn)

82
Want to bet " English Major" never read a Shakespeare story?
Posted by: Skip


Knows "De Ribber, De Rock and De Tree" by heart, though. Backwards and forewards!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (xG4kz)

83 Reagan Gray looks like she's 26. Which is to say, sure, she's not hideous, but by the time she's 38, she will be frumpy and dour.

Sorry kid, you shouldn't have wasted your talents on a 15 year old, you might have still been able to have kids some day. Not anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:38 PM (dGCAG)

84 > "Unsurprising. I often chatted with the BLM protest groups here in Portland. I never met a single one who knew the actual data."

I've come to the conclusion that a lot of these nitwits think they're earning a college credit for a course in the performing arts.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 02, 2024 06:39 PM (DyWC7)

85 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

She gave me a Smiley Face!

Posted by: teenage Miklos at May 02, 2024 06:39 PM (DhOlS)

86 Leading Report @LeadingReport Apr 30
BREAKING: Louisiana Supreme Court has voted to allow residents to secede from Democrat-run Baton Rouge and create their own city.

The new city, St. George, will have nearly 100,000 people, making it one of the state’s largest cities in population.

“This is the culmination of citizens exercising their constitutional rights,” Andrew Murrell, a leader of the effort to create the city, said in a statement, adding, “Now we begin the process of delivering on our promises of a better city.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:39 PM (vtyCZ)

87 I was a 3L law student at Boalt Hall (UC Berkeley). It was the end of the spring term and we were in the middle of exam week. Then down in Los Angeles Sirhan B. Sirhan shot and killed Bobby Kennedy. I had an examination the next morning. The professor came in and told the class that if anyone was too upset over the shooting death of Bobby Kennedy they didn't have to take the exam--and he'd figure out some grade but wouldn't fail anybody.

I figured screw that. I lot of things would or could upset me in my professional life and my future clients would expect me to perform regardless. So I took the exam.

Tnese little snowflakes and snotty scotties on the Columbia Law Review need to grow an intellectual pair.


Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 02, 2024 06:40 PM (cB7nX)

88 I think that Portland State antifa fag plays defensive tackle for the football team. Which explains why they play in a high school stadium in the suburbs.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 02, 2024 06:41 PM (XT+5H)

89 I bet there was a good deal of dirt-kicking done by some morons after reading about that teacher named Gray.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 06:41 PM (o2ZRX)

90 I identify as a 15 year old boy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 06:41 PM (okcpZ)

91 >>>A 26-year-old teacher sexually abused a 15-year-old boy she met at, get this, Bill Clinton's old church.

What the hell is the matter with kids these days. If your hot teacher is giving you BJs, keep it on the down low and let it continue for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2024 06:41 PM (klJTj)

92 Nat "King" Cole wanted to just play piano. Oscar Petersen wanted to also sing. Then they met. Oscar no longer wanted to sing, and Nat no longer wanted to only play piano.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 06:42 PM (MeG8a)

93 I don't understand grown-ass women wanting to have sex with teenagers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:14 PM (tI+Kg)
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Stamina
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled {golf} balls? at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

When you're 26, your options are becoming limited. You have married men, divorced men, old men, men who beat the shit out of women, gay men, and.... teenagers.

A 15 year old kid isn't going to leave you for his hot 19 year old receptionist.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:42 PM (dGCAG)

94 Got a letter from state today saying i underpaid my tax penalty by $0.01
They want it by Friday next week
Posted by: SMOD
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That's sick. Even here "a difference of under one dollar will neither be charged nor refunded."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:42 PM (vtyCZ)

95 Hick Quits

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:42 PM (/7KEl)

96 Gen Flynn announces the Biden Administration is planning to declare a National Emergency ahead of the 2024 election

https://bit.ly/44o8WVA

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2024 06:42 PM (P5BPp)

97 Entirely possible. It doesn't seem like they have any other job. The Jehovah's Witnesses on campus, by contrast, are very quiet and reserved. They don't really bother anyone and just let people walk up to ask questions rather than reach out to them or yell at them through a bullhorn.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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One of them at the last school where I taught went over the line. Instead of just calling the women challenging him as Jezebels and whores, he grabbed one that was giving him sass. Got his ass bounced as persona non grata for that.

Blessed silence the next spring.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:43 PM (peJ7P)

98 >>>French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off.
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Indo China circa 1958?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lCWOD)

Supposedly France has a brigade to send. A brigade can hold a front of about 2 km in WWII. The fronts in Ukraine are hundreds of km long, and there is about as much front that is not covered by many troops.

What will this French unit do when the Russians just pass it right by?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

99 Can't say for why the teacher, but the kid it was a no brainer.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:44 PM (fwDg9)

100 I identify as a 15 year old boy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 06:41 PM (okcpZ)

The odds Bill actually said this at some point in his life is right around 1/1.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:44 PM (lX8VI)

101 @95 gesundheit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:44 PM (JfVRc)

102 92 Nat "King" Cole wanted to just play piano. Oscar Petersen wanted to also sing. Then they met. Oscar no longer wanted to sing, and Nat no longer wanted to only play piano.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Nicely put.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (peJ7P)

103 A new national emergency? There’s like 6 of them that still in effect that were never ended.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (b4o9z)

104 I love this one. https://tinyurl.com/53kjcff8

Posted by: PJ at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (G1dq6)

105 I have nominated Clarence Worley to be our side's negotiator.

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Meh. John Wick could have handled it with a pencil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (XeU6L)

106 72. andy. wth is going on at the 10 second mark, 2 protester idiots fighting? Body slamming cop has a nice build.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (2NHgQ)

107 Hick Quits...

...Netflix Blitz!

Posted by: Variety at May 02, 2024 06:45 PM (vtyCZ)

108 Macron ain't no daisy.
Posted by: mrp at May 02, 2024 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)

Pansy, more likely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:46 PM (8zz6B)

109 Got a letter from state today saying i underpaid my tax penalty by $0.01
They want it by Friday next week
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (bXr3y)

Send a check for 2 or 3 cents and see if they cut you a refund check.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

110 When you're 26, your options are becoming limited. You have married men, divorced men, old men, men who beat the shit out of women, gay men, and.... teenagers.

A 15 year old kid isn't going to leave you for his hot 19 year old receptionist.
Posted by: BurtTC
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No defense for her actions. She is a child molester and excuses are like assholes--everyone has one.

If you have ever been around someone sexually abused and molested, it has lifelong effects on the abused not much different than being raped does.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (peJ7P)

111 I wonder how much money a red state could make if they set up a prison camp for protestors and advertised to the rest of the country they'd happily keep the hamas types in the prison, for a "small fee" of course?

Probably only make money from Florida and Texas and others who don't want these bozos, though.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (N/k1H)

112 >>"French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, ...

I'm not a big Ukraine War fan, but I label this as mostly false. I've heard from people very familiar with war and especially some arty guys, and the systems they are now moving in, oddly some from France, in preparation for Purim's spring offensive, are going to do a lot to not only stop the Russians but probably moves them out in places like Crimea. The Russians have proven to be pretty inept, especially their infantry. Their tactics are stale, predictable and dated.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (n2HqC)

113 I have to be honest and that 26 year old teacher situation was my fantasy as early as 13.

Summer of 42 was like a porn movie for this 13 year old .

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

114 The summer is still ahead of us. Students will be on vacation and will hopefully all go to the DNC for more of the same.
At the same time, I get the impression that Democrats have the situation under control. The police shows up when they beckon.
Maybe this was just a way of telling American Jewish people "Schumer is all that stands between you and Hamas sympathizers. Vote Democrat".

Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (gQbO4)

115 A 15 year old boy is going to be good for all of 15 seconds, tops.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (MeG8a)

116 I got a lot more excuses than assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (b4o9z)

117 wth is going on at the 10 second mark, 2 protester idiots fighting? Body slamming cop has a nice build.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
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I haven't the faintest idea! Maybe Monica trying to give Rachel some eyedrops?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (vtyCZ)

118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

119
Reagan Gray, 26, was nabbed earlier this month after it emerged she had allegedly been assaulting the boy since 2020 when she was working as a volunteer at the Immanuel Baptist Church in Little Rock, THV11 reported of the institution Clinton praised as being pivotal in preparing him for the White House.


"Pivotal", huh? I guess offering courses in getting / giving beejers in an unbalanced power relationship is a flagship offering in that institution's educational curriculum.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

120 The UCLA thing was stupid propaganda. There was not much earlier in the day and they could have easily been rousted. But no, they waited till the thing was totally fortified.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (lCWOD)

121 If you have ever been around someone sexually abused and molested, it has lifelong effects on the abused not much different than being raped does.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (peJ7P)

I work with people who were sexually abused every day, all day.

You know who never shows up in my office? Guys who were 15 when hot 26 year old were suxing them off.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (dGCAG)

122 Macron ain't no daisy.
Posted by: mrp at May 02, 2024 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)

Pansy, more likely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I quote Norman Schwarzkopf, again, 'Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L)

123 Whoohoo!

I snuck out of the office early today and get to wfh tomorrow! It's sunny and 63 and the beach is just a boat ride away!

Whoofreakinghoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (O0w/F)

124 Stamina
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled {golf} balls? at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

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Do 15 year old boys even HAVE stamina?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (EalHX)

125 You want to cancel student loans? Every person who stood up to these Marxist pussies should be first in line.

BTW NYC is stating that more than half the people they arrested at Hamilton were not students. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (n2HqC)

126 I love this one. https://tinyurl.com/53kjcff8
Posted by: PJ
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Very good.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (vtyCZ)

127 >>BREAKING: Louisiana Supreme Court has voted to allow residents to secede from Democrat-run Baton Rouge and create their own city.

thanks, I meant to cover that.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

128 If Macron really wants to back up Ukraine lines when they break, he'll have to have those troops already in place *before* that happens. Any later will be too late.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 02, 2024 06:50 PM (roH4R)

129 Cops slamming soibois to the ground is just keeping them limber for their eventual oppression of MAGA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 06:50 PM (3CVIc)

130 'English major'

what do you do with that degree
Posted by: Don Black
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Go for a MA in 'Mass Communication'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

131 119
Reagan Gray, 26, was nabbed earlier this month after it emerged ...

"Pivotal", huh? ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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From where or what did it emerge?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:51 PM (lCWOD)

132 Will the red area be Baton Rouge, and the blue area be Baton Azure?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 06:51 PM (3CVIc)

133 Do 15 year old boys even HAVE stamina?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (EalHX)

Reload.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:51 PM (di6C2)

134 Stamina
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled {golf} balls? at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

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Do 15 year old boys even HAVE stamina?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (EalHX)

Not so much stamina as it is recovery time.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:51 PM (MNhXM)

135
What will this French unit do when the Russians just pass it right by?
Posted by: Oldcat


Surrender.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 06:52 PM (xG4kz)

136 man I wish I had learned to weld or plumb

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl)

137 Off retard President sock.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

138 preparation for Purim's spring offensive,
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Sure, Marcus, blame the Israelis!



[Just joking re. typo.]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (vtyCZ)

139 Maybe the National Divorce is just going to start small

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (fwDg9)

140 Oregon Governor says the adorable protesting kids have burned 15 cop cars.

You know, by November, our cities will be destroyed and unlivable.

Posted by: PJ at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (G1dq6)

141 Oh. Look. A Sydney Sweeney 'leaked' phone selfie video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

142 yeah when you're fifteen you 'react' if so much as the wind shifts

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (/7KEl)

143 Do 15 year old boys even HAVE stamina?
Posted by: Jordan61

Good Lord. Just no. 15yo may be able to get it up again quickly, but they won't be good for anything other than a 15 second thrusting and then go flaccid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (O0w/F)

144 @132 Baton Blanche

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (JfVRc)

145 Late to thread, so this has probably been thrashed out before, but:
That Reagan Gray teacher chick is cute enough to attract an adult male. Probably more than one. With $$.

Why the hell does she have to go for a pimply, poor (probably)15-year-old?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (9yWhg)

146 "[Just joking re. typo.]
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:53 PM (vtyCZ)"

I posted that, reread it and started counting. You people don't miss anything. There's no margin for error. Ha!

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (n2HqC)

147 ---

I'm not sure, but I think it's quite possible, Russia isn't TRYING to "break through" Ukrainian lines. Pretty sure, if they were, they would have long ago broken through.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

One thing this war has shown is that mass movement gets difficult when satellites can see everything real time and missiles and arty is very accurate. And drones can drop a grenade in your foxhole. Men have to be dispersed and have safe places to duck into to survive.

A breakthrough column of trucks/APCs gets hit hard once it is spotted. The Russians are using small groups moving dispersed. When they find an enemy group, it is shelled, droned, or fuel air bombed until it quits shooting back.

So to me I think that the problems of "big arrow" offensives these days don't have a good answer. But, also, as you say Russia doesn't want a quick win, it wants to punish the Ukranian army.

Right now, they do seem to be quickly grabbing fields a few at a time in a day, then storming the next village over a few more. Ukr seems to be able to do little to change this, and Russia is enlarging the areas of the line they do this.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

148 >Why the hell does she have to go for a pimply, poor (probably)15-year-old?


I guess wimmins can be pedos too
sick f***ing world

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)

149 131 119
Reagan Gray, 26, was nabbed earlier this month after it emerged ...

"Pivotal", huh? ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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From where or what did it emerge?


*whistles innocently*

Posted by: the mesa at skinwalker ranch at May 02, 2024 06:55 PM (v3pYe)

150 Stamina
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled {golf} balls? at May 02, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

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Do 15 year old boys even HAVE stamina?
Posted by: Jordan61


They have repeatability..

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 06:55 PM (+98Vn)

151 "You know, by November, our cities will be destroyed and unlivable."

So, no change?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (qUkBO)

152 I work with people who were sexually abused every day, all day.

You know who never shows up in my office? Guys who were 15 when hot 26 year old were suxing them off.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Too many people make light of it in society like lame hot for teacher crap--just like the percentage of males getting raped and sexually assaulted never go to counseling nor do they report it as a crime. One of the stupidest things that a lot of folks laugh about is sexual assault of people in prison. Most of them end up coming out on the street and their experience in prison does not make them a better person.

I had to deal in resolving issues for others at a university involving sexual misconduct from power relationship differentials and it was bad enough. It will be worse for kids just like the ones that claimed the kid that LeTourneau made a daddy at a young age was just fine.

Pair bonding is a thing and sexual molestation at early ages screws it up due to imprinting. Society treating it as nothing is worse.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (peJ7P)

153 I'm not sure, but I think it's quite possible, Russia isn't TRYING to "break through" Ukrainian lines. Pretty sure, if they were, they would have long ago broken through.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 06:35 PM


Russia wins just by being a threat, that's called a "persisting" strategy.


Hannibal did the same thing in the Punic wars with Rome. He invaded their Empire but he couldn't attack and sack Rome because he lacked heavy siege equipment and specialized troops. But he could and did defeat any army that Rome sent into the field against him. It worked for some years and Rome lost tens of thousands of soldiers trying to defeat him.


Russia is pretty much in the same position, they win just by being on enemy soil.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds)

154 Why the hell does she have to go for a pimply, poor (probably)15-year-old?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (9yWhg)

Power trip, I guess. No reports of her getting the bean flicked in return, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (8zz6B)

155 @141 seems everyone is saying the Sweeney vid is filled with malware and spam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:57 PM (JfVRc)

156 The UCLA thing was stupid propaganda. There was not much earlier in the day and they could have easily been rousted. But no, they waited till the thing was totally fortified.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (lCWOD)

Turn on the irrigation sprinklers and leave them on. Its pretty marginal cool weather out here these days

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

157 As an Ole Miss alum, I wondered how things would go down if the Hamas-aholics decided to start things there. Turns out it went pretty much as I expected. Hopefully, Chancellor Boyce will reflect the same spirit. There's some indication that he will from the video, as the protestors are blocked within one narrow portion of the Grove that won't really impede any normal students' freedom of movement, and nothing really vital to campus function is made unreachable.

Hotty Toddy!

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (u/Zei)

158 Tom Elliott @tomselliott 2h
Morning Joe: “What [Trump’s] going to do … is have the FCC report to him so he can control shows like this. He wants to bring the Insurrection Act back so we can turn military troops on his own people. He wants to weaponize the DoJ to go after his enemies. He wants to put women on a registry in red states”

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
Mental Illness network [andy: i.e. MSNBC] is hilarious. I like watching their faces.

They have to craft narratives out of words because there are no facts.

"Subvert your democracy"

"Dictator for a day"

"End free speech"

Everything they thought was true, and told you was true, dissolved. Total mental breakdowns.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (vtyCZ)

159 155 @141 seems everyone is saying the Sweeney vid is filled with malware and spam
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:57 PM (JfVRc)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (di6C2)

160 More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

Goes to xitter, someone dropped it in an IowaHawk thread

Posted by: Bert G at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (VARTN)

161 118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree


it's all about the spin on billiard balls

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM (v3pYe)

162 155 @141 seems everyone is saying the Sweeney vid is filled with malware and spam
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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You get the malware and spam free with each download.

Meh. Don't care.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:59 PM (peJ7P)

163 160 More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

Goes to xitter, someone dropped it in an IowaHawk thread


can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume yakkety sax is involved.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:59 PM (v3pYe)

164 118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

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As an English major, I can tell you: nothing.

It's why I went BACK to school and got my CPA. I can use that!

Posted by: 496 at May 02, 2024 06:59 PM (6eL8C)

165 Why the hell does she have to go for a pimply, poor (probably)15-year-old?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 06:54 PM (9yWhg)

Power trip, I guess. No reports of her getting the bean flicked in return, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sounds like the 15-year-old had the upper hand in the power matrix. He gets a hummer and doesn't have to do anything for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 06:59 PM (+98Vn)

166 >>> Coltrane or Parker, I can take or leave depending on the mood. ...
Posted by: whig at May 02,
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Oliver Nelson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbaGDDbpcQ4

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (lCWOD)

167 Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 02, 2024 06:58 PM

Credit where credit is due, kudos to Mississippi. But still, GTHOM and Hail State!

Posted by: Bert G at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (VARTN)

168 The message is this - these people are weak and stupid. They only succeed in situations where the ruling powers LET them succeed.

Also, ANYONE wearing a mask and a hoody at these events should be arrested on the spot for incitement. ANYONE interfering with an arrest should get a trip to the slammer as well. Those shits on the sidelines, masked and hooded, with cell phones are part of this. STOP pretending, they aren't.

They want to make causes unsafe for us? I say make everyplace unsafe for them.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (ARlwA)

169 118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

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As an English major, I can tell you: nothing.

It's why I went BACK to school and got my CPA. I can use that!
Posted by: 496 at May 02, 2024 06:59 PM (6eL8C)
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I went with English major with a minor in Technical Writing. The minor has been much more beneficial overall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

170 12 but I imagine this particilar pedophilic urge has something to do with attempting to relive one's first sexual experience, over and over, with the same sort of person you first had sex with. Who will of course be much younger.
Sounds like a great book, thanks

Posted by: Vladimir at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (IG7T0)

171 So many faces needing punched. The world would be a better place if more faces got punched.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (yQMZb)

172 Turn on the irrigation sprinklers and leave them on. Its pretty marginal cool weather out here these days
Posted by: Oldcat
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That happened at one of the Ivies--harvard mebbe at 3AM and near freezing outside temps.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (peJ7P)

173 'English major'
what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

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Wouldst thou like fries with thine order?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (2UnvF)

174 Too many people make light of it in society like lame hot for teacher crap--just like the percentage of males getting raped and sexually assaulted never go to counseling nor do they report it as a crime.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (peJ7P)

Don't conflate the two, these are very different things.

You don't have to believe me, but this is an area of expertise for me. It's very very VERY difficult for a good looking adult woman to "sexually assault" a mid to late teen boy.

Sorry, that's just biology. And psychology bears it out. These events do NOT cause lasting problems for these teenage boys.

Change the dynamics a little, and maybe it does. Make the boy pre-teen, and it's very different. Make the perp male, and it's VERY different.

But the vast majority of teenage boys are not mentally anguished because a good looking female was willing to have sex with them.

Sorry, they just aren't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

175 The only thing I can figure is these female teachers are trying make up for their wretched years in high school.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

176 "Right now, they do seem to be quickly grabbing fields a few at a time in a day, then storming the next village over a few more. Ukr seems to be able to do little to change this, and Russia is enlarging the areas of the line they do this."

Part of the problem is we've been fighting CI for so long we've forgotten how to execute a real war on the battlefield. Fortunately so have the Russians. Their hold on territory is temporary and it's frankly only been longer because the arty wasn't in place. Now those longer range systems are coming online and more is on the way. That will probably move the Russians back again, especially when they stretch their lines again in their spring offensive. That's why you see the Russians lobbing missiles behind the lines and into the cities. They're also stocking up on drones. This will continue to be a slugfest for some time.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:02 PM (n2HqC)

177 Also, ANYONE wearing a mask and a hoody at these events should be arrested on the spot for incitement. ANYONE interfering with an arrest should get a trip to the slammer as well. Those shits on the sidelines, masked and hooded, with cell phones are part of this. STOP pretending, they aren't.

They want to make causes unsafe for us? I say make everyplace unsafe for them.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM (ARlwA)

Seize all the cellphones, mine them for their contact data, and then crush them. If anything RICO-prosecutable is found, do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 07:03 PM (8zz6B)

178 More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

Goes to xitter, someone dropped it in an IowaHawk thread
Posted by: Bert G
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I like it that the greybeard shoves it back into the police line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

179 That Frat needs to invite Kyle Rittenhouse to join.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2024 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

180 118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black

I can right good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 07:03 PM (v3rPo)

181 Also, ANYONE wearing a mask and a hoody at these events should be arrested on the spot for incitement. ANYONE interfering with an arrest should get a trip to the slammer as well. Those shits on the sidelines, masked and hooded, with cell phones are part of this. STOP pretending, they aren't.

They want to make causes unsafe for us? I say make everyplace unsafe for them.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:00 PM


I would have to go and look it up but I seem to recall that wearing a mask while committing certain crimes rises to the level of a serious felony. Not that it is going to matter at any of these protests outside of Texas and Florida though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 07:03 PM (QNSds)

182
Wouldst thou like fries with thine order?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (2UnvF)

I wish my Burger King AI robot talked like this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2024 07:04 PM (yQMZb)

183 Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (peJ7P)

We have the best whigs don't we folks. The best. I mean a lot of people who don't like me even say that we have the best whigs. It's true.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 07:04 PM (lX8VI)

184 Wouldst thou like fries with thine order?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (2UnvF)

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Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: 496 at May 02, 2024 07:04 PM (5Gl5d)

185 115 A 15 year old boy is going to be good for all of 15 seconds, tops.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (MeG8a)
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Maybe, but many consecutive 15 seconds .......
and he'll calm down and learn.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hmmm at May 02, 2024 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

186 347 Twitchy is reporting that this unrest was planned last November.

https://tinyurl.com/bddfcv5j

I know, I'm as SHOCKED as you all are!
Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (1ey23)

From the Soros thread earlier.

They have the receipts.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 07:05 PM (RLLZj)

187
More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

Goes to xitter, someone dropped it in an IowaHawk thread


Jeebus, those were LARPers or I am a Chinese aviator.

And what's with the two umbrellas in the structure from which they emerged?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 07:05 PM (xG4kz)

188 Russia is pretty much in the same position, they win just by being on enemy soil.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds)

It's possible, from the Russian perspective, to view this whole thing as basically over. They really don't have any other objectives. As far as Ukraine is concerned. They've taken all the territory they want, and more. They have effectively fought Nato to a stalemate, and that's the real issue here.

What can Nato do? France is now signaling they're not going in, which is a retreat for them (what else is new). Macron was bigfooting it a couple weeks ago, and now he's basically saying "Nah, we're not going in."

Fine, says Russia. Let's sit here until you people figure out you lost. We're in no hurry.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

189 I said when the Kung flu came around that masks were going to be a permanent thing and people are going to think they have the right to wear them anywhere anytime. Reckon that makes me a prophet or sumtin.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

190 I gotta go mow the yard before it rains, later!

Posted by: Bert G at May 02, 2024 07:06 PM (VARTN)

191 Sorry, that's just biology. And psychology bears it out. These events do NOT cause lasting problems for these teenage boys.

Change the dynamics a little, and maybe it does. Make the boy pre-teen, and it's very different. Make the perp male, and it's VERY different.

But the vast majority of teenage boys are not mentally anguished because a good looking female was willing to have sex with them.

Sorry, they just aren't.
Posted by: BurtTC
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It gets complicated pretty fast regarding age of first sexual experience but yes research now shows it does affect them in future relationships but it requires a lot more than a brief visit with them in an office to determine future effects.

The usual are depression, inability to bond with others over time, trust issues, infidelity, substance abuse, and self worth.

The younger they are when they have sex and the older the female and the greater the disparity in power relationships, the worse the harm that can happen from it.

Quite a bit of academic literature out there about it and I know of at least one person's whose life was totally fcked up because of a predatory elder female.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:07 PM (peJ7P)

192 Teach, journalist, editor, writer, ....

Posted by: Ciampino - I can accept a valid English degree at May 02, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt)

193 Sorry, they just aren't.
Posted by: BurtTC
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I was so traumatized it was like bois d'arc for more than four hours.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (lCWOD)

194 So, no link to the Sweeney vid? What's wrong with you Morons?

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (N/k1H)

195 I said when the Kung flu came around that masks were going to be a permanent thing and people are going to think they have the right to wear them anywhere anytime. Reckon that makes me a prophet or sumtin.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

Well, retards and leftists have adopted them, for sure. Normies shy away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (8zz6B)

196 Part of the problem is we've been fighting CI for so long we've forgotten how to execute a real war on the battlefield. Fortunately so have the Russians. Their hold on territory is temporary and it's frankly only been longer because the arty wasn't in place. Now those longer range systems are coming online and more is on the way. That will probably move the Russians back again, especially when they stretch their lines again in their spring offensive. That's why you see the Russians lobbing missiles behind the lines and into the cities. They're also stocking up on drones. This will continue to be a slugfest for some time.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:02 PM (n2HqC)

Nope. The Russians have a fortified line across the entire front contact area behind the contact line, built last winter. Ukrainian arty capability is near 0 at this time and the reloads are virtually impossible to get.

Ukraine's one successful offensive was due to overstretch, but that was when Russia had fewer than 200,000 online vs some 400k Ukranians. Now they are superior on the front, and have hundreds of thousands of uncommitted troops ready to come in.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

197 There is a figurative irony in that the Columbia shits have fabricated their shields from plastic garbage cans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

198 The only thing I can figure is these female teachers are trying make up for their wretched years in high school.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

Or... and again, this is how just a few years and one gender over, this might be very different, someone sexually abused them. Pre-teen, teen, beyond... it might not make much difference.

Girls are not the same as boys.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

199 If she's hot it's a misdemeanor

If she's an uggo it's a felony

No need for a trial hold a vote here

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (bkZQe)

200 David Asman @DavidAsmanfox 20h
“This has become the party of common sense.”

So if Trump’s bumper sticker is: “Vote for Common Sense”…
What would be Biden’s bumper sticker?
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In Ontario, the leftist New Democrat Party won a majority in a provincial election with just 32% of the popular vote because the Conservative and Liberal votes in the individual districts [ridings] were split pretty evenly and voters from both sides stayed home due to crap candidates; and plenty of LIVs said, "Why not give the NDP a first try? They can't be any worse." of the perennial 3rd place party. After the Dippers wiped out Ontario's economy over the 4.5 years, Mike Harris's conservatives won a huge majority campaigning as the "Common Sense Revolution".

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

201 192
Sorry that was in response to
118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

Posted by: Ciampino - I can accept a valid English degree at May 02, 2024 07:09 PM (qfLjt)

202 Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:02 PM (n2HqC)

I think he drone aspect of the war is amazingly effective. They send explosive laden drones to target people in public places, in their homes, in their encampments, they drone ships, refineries, and storage depots. And they use drones to drop grenades and other munitions on fox holes, convoys, lone autos on the road. It's just a precursor to what's coming to an insurrection near us...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:09 PM (YRsIm)

203 Credit where credit is due, kudos to Mississippi. But still, GTHOM and Hail State!
Posted by: Bert G

Ah, a Stark-vegas fan! Traditional rivalries aside, though, I have no doubt that the Hamas-enablers would get the same response at Mississippi State, possibly on an even greater scale. Plenty of folks at State who don't have the time or the patience for the Hamas nonsense.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 02, 2024 07:10 PM (u/Zei)

204 The younger they are when they have sex and the older the female and the greater the disparity in power relationships, the worse the harm that can happen from it.

Quite a bit of academic literature out there about it and I know of at least one person's whose life was totally fcked up because of a predatory elder female.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:07 PM (peJ7P)

I think you have to draw a distinction between a one-off boink and an ongoing, controlling relationship.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 07:10 PM (8zz6B)

205 Aaron Sibarium &
@aaronsibarium NEW: The student editors of the Columbia Law Review have issued a statement urging the law school to cancel exams in the wake of the
police operation that cleared the university's encampment, saying the
"violence" has left them "irrevocably shaken" and "unable to focus."

------------------

If you think the current crop of Dem lawyers are completely corrupted just think what the next generation of them will be like. They will not know anything, make up laws and boot stomp all over the people. Oh wait, never mind ...

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:11 PM (unUNN)

206 I think you have to draw a distinction between a one-off boink and an ongoing, controlling relationship.
Posted by: Albe




What he daid

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:11 PM (bkZQe)

207 Portland is allowing trantifa to own the streets and terrorize citizens.

/

Good. Let the motherfucker burn to the ground. They voted for this over and over. Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:11 PM (Y6Wgg)

208 "someone sexually abused them"

Probably true of most. Do they become teachers to take advantage of their position or is it something that just happens?

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

209 Man where were all these hottie teacher “abusers” when I was 15?

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:12 PM (Y6Wgg)

210 I was so traumatized it was like bois d'arc for more than four hours.
Posted by: Braenyard


So you rented it out as a fence post?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 07:12 PM (+98Vn)

211 I'm late to the site today. Have we given ace enough crap about the white house sending AIDS instead of aides or is there still fun to be had there?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 02, 2024 07:13 PM (z/ifB)

212 It's possible, from the Russian perspective, to view this whole thing as basically over. They really don't have any other objectives.

What can Nato do? France is now signaling they're not going in, which is a retreat for them (what else is new). Macron was bigfooting it a couple weeks ago, and now he's basically saying "Nah, we're not going in."

Fine, says Russia. Let's sit here until you people figure out you lost. We're in no hurry.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

Russia pretty much is going to take Kharkov and Odessa by war or treaty, because they can't trust Ukraine with Russian civilians. The coup in 2014 was celebrated in Odessa by burning 25 Russians in a building. A lot of the Dnepr basin will have to come with it, because the shelling of the nuclear plant and the dams will need protection.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:13 PM (eoQWY)

213 Maybe, but many consecutive 15 seconds .......
and he'll calm down and learn.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hmmm

She's a teacher - she'll make him do it over and over until he gets it right.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (u/Zei)

214 So a 15-year-old boy, getting blown by his 16-year-old girlfriend, and him not having to reciprocate is OK?

But a 15 year-old boy getting blown by a 26-year-old girl, without having to reciprocate, will mentally mess him up forever?

Is that what we're discussing?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (+98Vn)

215 I think he drone aspect of the war is amazingly effective. They send explosive laden drones to target people in public places, in their homes, in their encampments, they drone ships, refineries, and storage depots. And they use drones to drop grenades and other munitions on fox holes, convoys, lone autos on the road. It's just a precursor to what's coming to an insurrection near us...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:09 PM


I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (QNSds)

216 I'm not knocking a college degree

I just thought that guy saying 'I'm an English major' had kind of a 'do you know who I am?' ring to it


Plus, I did not go to college
I wish I had, I might be a better person today

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (/7KEl)

217 Marcus, Marcus, Marcus.

It's always good to get the Oryx/Bellingcat update.

Posted by: Harlock at May 02, 2024 07:15 PM (Djghf)

218 >I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?

Posted by: Mister Scott


'single use drone'

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 07:15 PM (/7KEl)

219 118 'English major'

what do you do with that degree

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)


Join the thousands of English majors who graduate the same year in competing for the 200 low-pald English Prof teaching assistant jobs that become open ever year? Maybe 10 out of those 200 eventually make it onto the tenure track?

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 07:15 PM (5fDan)

220 She also asked him for nudes and he reported that he didn't remember sending any but that he probably did.

If that sounds like he's perfectly well to you, then you do you.

The fact that you end up being officially questioned over it as a victim, whether you think you are a victim or not, is scarring enough for anyone, and that among several other things is the risk that she thoughtlessly put him through.

The 15 year old mind is not developed enough to get through all this unscathed.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

221 215 I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?

well, they do go to silicon heaven

Posted by: kryten at May 02, 2024 07:15 PM (v3pYe)

222 It gets complicated pretty fast regarding age of first sexual experience but yes research now shows it does affect them in future relationships but it requires a lot more than a brief visit with them in an office to determine future effects.

The usual are depression, inability to bond with others over time, trust issues, infidelity, substance abuse, and self worth.

The younger they are when they have sex and the older the female and the greater the disparity in power relationships, the worse the harm that can happen from it.

Quite a bit of academic literature out there about it and I know of at least one person's whose life was totally fcked up because of a predatory elder female.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:07 PM (peJ7P)

The devil's in the details. It's easy to say "affects future relationships," but then that's damn close to everybody these days.

Believe it or not, one doesn't need research to show that early pre-marital sex is not good for future relationships. Religions were talking about this stuff thousands of years ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

223 I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (QNSds)

The distinction is that a normal drone can "drop" the grenade and fly home. Suicide drones kamikaze the entire drone. Not a problem when they are 500 rubles or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

224 For somebody with a traditional degree from a good school there are bunches of opportunities with big cos.


Big banks are very willing to hire a smart undergrad with an English degree that has an interest in business

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:17 PM (bkZQe)

225 Much leadership, very courage:

@Breaking911 5m
COWARD: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson flees from reporters when asked about the murder of Officer Luis Huesca

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 07:17 PM (IG4Id)

226 This is education today: uncultured lunatics "teaching" slow adult-aged children to be even stupider than they were in middle school.


WHAT DO YOU WANT??!!!

WE DON'T KNOW!!

WHEN DO YOU WANT IT!!??

NOW!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 07:18 PM (jFCkp)

227 206 I think you have to draw a distinction between a one-off boink and an ongoing, controlling relationship.
Posted by: Albe




What he daid


apropos of nothing, "applied boink-o-tronics" would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 07:18 PM (v3pYe)

228 Join the thousands of English majors who graduate the same year in competing for the 200 low-pald English Prof teaching assistant jobs that become open ever year? Maybe 10 out of those 200 eventually make it onto the tenure track?
Posted by: Gr



That is wrong.

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:18 PM (bkZQe)

229 Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones.

Dumbasses....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:18 PM (YRsIm)

230 Free Palestine activists just tried to pull off a protest on the Ole Miss campus. It didn't go according to plan.

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The only ones with face masks were the Hamas thugs in the middle of the protest. Now, why would you need to hide your face unless you were in the process of committing a crime?

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (unUNN)

231 I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?
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For Xi -- may he reign a thousand years!!!

Posted by: Huawei drone at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (vtyCZ)

232 >>> 205 Aaron Sibarium &
@aaronsibarium NEW: The student editors of the Columbia Law Review have issued a statement urging the law school to cancel exams in the wake of the
police operation that cleared the university's encampment, saying the
"violence" has left them "irrevocably shaken" and "unable to focus."
------------------

Wait.
They are the progenitors of the violence.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (lCWOD)

233 Why do people even on "conservative" sites act like our established laws protecting children are just random fuckshit ideas?

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (lX8VI)

234 "The Russians have a fortified line across the entire front contact area behind the contact line, built last winter. Ukrainian arty capability is near 0 at this time and the reloads are virtually impossible to get."

They have only been able to hold that line due to a lack of supply. But a lot of the 155 and ATACMS are now coming back into the units. The latter will especially give them an advantage due to the stand-off distance. Along with some of the more sophisticated SAM that are moving in, it will be interesting to see what happens when Putin makes his predicable offensive move. It's going to test his ability to take casualties, because that movement will cost a lot. I have no dog in this fight btw, I think it's basically a stalemate that will continue to cost both sides greatly and test their appetite for attrition.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (n2HqC)

235 I'd like to see Mitch McConnell's daughters get their ass sent to the Ukraine.

Because, as you know, the isolationaist movement is over in his party.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 07:20 PM (JeYYB)

236 The only ones with face masks were the Hamas thugs in the middle of the protest. Now, why would you need to hide your face unless you were in the process of committing a crime?
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (unUNN)

At least here in CA wearing a mask to hide your identity is a crime of its own. Or it would be if we had law here.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

237 I love this notion that your degree means you have to work in that field. Doesn’t work that way. Most of corporate America is people with “useless” degrees like English, philosophy, poli sci, etc. even more so Wall St. I remember one IB recruiting on campus specially saying they didn’t want business majors but liberal arts majors. MBAs on the other hand are welcome.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:20 PM (Y6Wgg)

238
There was a guy who was an English major working at DuPont in South Carolina when I started there in the early 80s. He was tge Assistant Plant Manager of a site that made three different fiber products. He was upfront about having the English degree. He was equally upfront about saying why he entered the manufacturing sector and line leadership positions to make his living -- "That's where the money was."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 07:20 PM (xG4kz)

239 There were reports on Wednesday that Jewish students began fighting back. Maybe that is what led up to the police moving in on the encampment. The university had to finally act.

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The world in a microcosm, we can't have the Jews and Israel defending themselves.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:21 PM (unUNN)

240 Aaron Sibarium &
@aaronsibarium NEW: The student editors of the Columbia Law Review have issued a statement urging the law school to cancel exams in the wake of the police operation that cleared the university's encampment, saying the "violence" has left them "irrevocably shaken" and "unable to focus."


But still give us our degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 07:21 PM (+98Vn)

241 Why do people even on "conservative" sites act like our established laws protecting children are just random fuckshit ideas?




There are very few principled thinkers in the conservative liberal
Sides

Most are out for revenge

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:21 PM (bkZQe)

242 Droning troops in foxholes, or HVT's in their apartments is a pretty good use of OTS technology and readily available parts. Look for it to become de'rigueur in the very near future.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (YRsIm)

243 My husband was a voice music major. I was art history. We both got grad degrees. He's a banker. I'm a lawyer.

Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (4bYb7)

244 Cops here ignore our "no disguises allowed in public" laws too over the keffiyeholes.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (vtyCZ)

245 I think you have to draw a distinction between a one-off boink and an ongoing, controlling relationship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------
Pretty much first sexual experiences are pretty powerful for a lot of people just like the first hit of a drug is for others and often that first hit is enough to mess some folks up. Others, it might take several events in sequence. Some may show not much reaction externally at all and some of that depends on culture, power relationships, consent, and so on.

Far too many get screwed up in life from trying to repeat that first 'hit' of drugs, alcohol, sex, violence,or gambling. Others are imprinted by other events but tell me honest data about someone's childhood, and I can give you better than track odds what might happen.

One of the more hideous tasks that I had to once undertake for research was Pre Sentencing Investigatory reports for criminals and later case reviews of those facing the death penalty.

You kinda figure out how a lot of folks ended up the way they were but a few had every advantage etc. in life and took a bad turn and often that turn was fairly inexplicable by preceding events.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (peJ7P)

246 seems everyone is saying the Sweeney vid is filled with malware and spam
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 06:57 PM


I take it this is not what viewers were expecting it to be filled with?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

247 {i]There is a figurative irony in that the Columbia shits have fabricated their shields from plastic garbage cans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

Antifa makes their shields out of those 55Gal poly barrels.
I doubt they would be much use against a 10lb maul or a hazel hoe

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

248 Heard some jazz the other day.. sounded like a warm up- think symphony before they c tune. Awful stuff
Posted by: A dude in MI

Try Vincent Guaraldi. If you liked his Charlie Brown soundtracks. Another is Take Five by Dave Brubeck and co.

Dixieland Trad jazz is also much to other people's liking--Preservation Hall, Louis Armstrong and band, etc. are excellent examples of Nawlins trad jazz.

Coltrane or Parker, I can take or leave depending on the mood. At a certain point, jazz can descend into self wankery and solipsism. Good jazz is a dialogue among musicians and with the crowd watching.
Posted by: whig


Another Moron pointed out the all-female Jazz group "Tokyo Groove Jyoshi" a while ago.

Shamisen jazz!

https://youtu.be/UaTBsoxgIj4

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

249 "Plus, I did not go to college
I wish I had, I might be a better person today
Posted by: Don Black"

I did. The main thing I learned is that I didn't want to be there anymore. My path worked out just fine though.

You can always go to local college if you want to see what it's like. You might find you like it.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

250 At least here in CA wearing a mask to hide your identity is a crime of its own. Or it would be if we had law here.
Posted by: Oldcat


I'm so old, I remember when not wearing a mask was against the law and you were trying to kill grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (+98Vn)

251 i suspect the adult woman wanting a much younger guy is... no commitment. he'll tell all his friends, she gets some new boys, and everyone is happy except for the woman when she's grown some more brain cells

dr jill and hunter can explain it to you

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (B1FKF)

252
But still give us our degrees.
Posted by: rickb223


To have to actually earn one's degree is so Twentieth Century!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (xG4kz)

253 But a 15 year-old boy getting blown by a 26-year-old girl, without having to reciprocate, will mentally mess him up forever?

Is that what we're discussing?
Posted by: rickb223
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Turn 'em into a bo'd ark.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:23 PM (lCWOD)

254 243 My husband was a voice music major. I was art history. We both got grad degrees. He's a banker. I'm a lawyer.
Posted by: nckate




Indeed


The things that matter with undergrads is not the particular knowledge the gain but the critical thinking and ability for learning.

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:24 PM (bkZQe)

255 Antifa makes their shields out of those 55Gal poly barrels.
I doubt they would be much use against a 10lb maul or a hazel hoe
Posted by: Kindltot


Damn sure ain't stopping a bullet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 07:24 PM (+98Vn)

256 SF just hired a Transgender Equity Officer. He looks pretty much the way you'd think. Starting pay $200k per year.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 07:25 PM (MeG8a)

257 But a 15 year-old boy getting blown by a 26-year-old girl, without having to reciprocate, will mentally mess him up forever?

Is that what we're discussing?
Posted by: rickb223


She has made him unmarriable now

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:25 PM (bkZQe)

258 I always thought Drew Barrymore had a weird shaped and somewhat deformed face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (aFNOf)

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My crazy sister looks a lot like her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (ceLKs)

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My hippie sister looks like her. There must be quite a few Drew Barrymore look-alikes out there.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:25 PM (unUNN)

259 Believe it or not, one doesn't need research to show that early pre-marital sex is not good for future relationships. Religions were talking about this stuff thousands of years ago.
Posted by: BurtTC
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I thump the Good Book enough around here so did not feel particularly motivated to bring it into the debate. But any differential in power relationships might reflect people's sex fantasies but in reality work out rather poorly.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (peJ7P)

260 They have only been able to hold that line due to a lack of supply. But a lot of the 155 and ATACMS are now coming back into the units. The latter will especially give them an advantage due to the stand-off distance. Along with some of the more sophisticated SAM that are moving in, it will be interesting to see what happens when Putin makes his predicable offensive move. It's going to test his ability to take casualties, because that movement will cost a lot. I have no dog in this fight btw, I think it's basically a stalemate that will continue to cost both sides greatly and test their appetite for attrition.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:19 PM (n2HqC)

It is attrition, yes, but supply is no problem for Russia. They have built a railroad across the land bridge line to Crimea, and their factories are humming. I have heard nothing about any significant shell deliveries arriving, just EU countries not being able to buy any on the world market. Also with the air defense broken down, increased range won't matter so much when aircraft can operate forward with no danger and take out gun platforms. Russian counterbattery is an emphasis.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

261 223 I have a bone to pick with that. Everyone is calling them "suicide" drones. How can an unmanned radio controlled model airplane commit suicide?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 07:14 PM (QNSds)

The distinction is that a normal drone can "drop" the grenade and fly home. Suicide drones kamikaze the entire drone. Not a problem when they are 500 rubles or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)


They could have simply been called guided missiles but the Rocket- and Jet-Propelled Guided Missile Union objected.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (5fDan)

262 France sending troops to defend against Muscovites ! what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

263 243 My husband was a voice music major



Senior year I lived in an apartment. Guy below me was an opera major. Every fucking day he’d practice. Some days it was kinda cool to listen to. Others I wanted to go down and punch him. I learned his schedule and would stay away from home to avoid it.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (Y6Wgg)

264 suspect the adult woman wanting a much younger guy is... no commitment.



You are not paying a hooker for sex, you are paying her to go away after

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (bkZQe)

265 by the way, the columbia law student letter in pink, how appropriate, is pretty amusing. we are distressed, give us an 'a'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (B1FKF)

266 More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

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Renaissance Fair came early this year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 02, 2024 07:27 PM (L/fGl)

267 "Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:09 PM (YRsIm)"

Drones have really changed the battlefield and caused a lot of tactical re thinking. Russia has an agreement with Iran to massively produce their drones. They are cheap and stunningly effective, and the counter tactics have not caught up yet. You can't even move an infantry column without being spotted and attacked. Conversely Russia has also not developed good counter drone tactics either and therefore their use continues to bleed both sides. Ukraine actually moved the Black Sea Fleet out because they were sinking anything close. I honestly don't see how either side holds territory for too long.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:27 PM (n2HqC)

268 Try Vincent Guaraldi. If you liked his Charlie Brown soundtracks. Another is Take Five by Dave Brubeck and co.

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Dave Brubeck's Unsquare Dance is also very good.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:27 PM (unUNN)

269 Here is a great idea, send the British to take Crimea!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

270 I would like someone to tell when the last time was when Russia ceded territory.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 07:29 PM (V13WU)

271 The things that matter with undergrads is not the particular knowledge the gain but the critical thinking and ability for learning.
Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:24 PM (bkZQe)

Yep. I’m always amazed at how many people don’t get this.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

272 @aaronsibarium NEW: The student editors of the Columbia Law Review have issued a statement urging the law school to cancel exams in the wake of the police operation that cleared the university's encampment, saying the "violence" has left them "irrevocably shaken" and "unable to focus."
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Wait.
They are the progenitors of the violence.
Posted by: Braenyard


Kill your parents, beg for mercy because you're an orphan.

Everything that used to be a punchline is now how things actually work.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY)

273 Ah. True Romance. One of my top 5 of all time. Well done sir.

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at May 02, 2024 07:29 PM (MhdA0)

274 I was so traumatized it was like bois d'arc for more than four hours.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:08 PM


Yew were a longbow for 4+ hours?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

275 re 254: and i have a degree in economics and have yet to find a job that requires a college degree

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 07:30 PM (B1FKF)

276 Is that what we're discussing?
Posted by: rickb223


She has made him unmarriable now
Posted by: N
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Very possible he might have an issue with promiscuity and seek out older women in the future. Both can interfere with pair bonding.

You have one life with experiences and another one dealing with the consequences of those earlier experiences.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (peJ7P)

277 husband was a voice music major. I was art history. We both got grad degrees. He's a banker. I'm a lawyer.
Posted by: nckate

Unless your practice involves the art word sounds like a waste of 4 years,

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (MNhXM)

278 and i have a degree in economics and have yet to find a job that requires a college degree
Posted by: gnats




Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (bkZQe)

279 The things that matter with undergrads is not the particular knowledge the gain but the critical thinking and ability for learning.
Posted by: N

Yep. I’m always amazed at how many people don’t get this.
Posted by: Montec


You learn critical thinking when you pick up a STEM degree, too. And you have a career-relevant degree.

And based on people I've met, the non-STEM grads didn't learn much critical thinking. Maybe 30-40 years ago they did?

Posted by: mikeski is a STEM grad, so here's a grain of salt: [] at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

280 Dave Brubeck's Unsquare Dance is also very good.
Posted by: Decaf
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I'll have to dig that one out.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (peJ7P)

281 The Frogs hit a supply issue with the 155's and we delayed getting the ATACMS into theater. But apparently the 155's are now coming from the factory to Ukraine instead of from their stocks as a new production line was put up. I think the French defense ministry posted something about it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (n2HqC)

282 242 Droning troops in foxholes, or HVT's in their apartments is a pretty good use of OTS technology and readily available parts. Look for it to become de'rigueur in the very near future.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:22 PM (YRsIm)


Yup. Watch this interview of a US and a Brit mercenary. Skip ahead to the section on drones. They are a very deadly combat factor in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/24nhhzxu

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (5fDan)

283
More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB


Yeah, come at the po-pos in ones and twos ... that always-works out well for the charging party.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (xG4kz)

284 You learn critical thinking when you pick up a STEM degree, too. And you have a career-relevant degree.

And based on people I've met, the non-STEM grads didn't learn much critical thinking. Maybe 30-40 years ago they did?
Posted by: mikeski is a STEM grad, so here's a grain of salt: [] at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

You’re missing the point. It’s not a competition between degrees.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (Y6Wgg)

285 247 Antifa makes their shields out of those 55Gal poly barrels.
I doubt they would be much use against a 10lb maul or a hazel hoe


indeed. at least magyver used metal 55 gal drums.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (v3pYe)

286
Unless your practice involves the art word sounds like a waste of 4 years,
Posted by: polynikes




That's not the smart take here

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:32 PM (bkZQe)

287 Russia has already lost.

Yesterday, Ukraine killed 1,030 soldiers, destroyed 20 tanks, 29 APVs, 20 artillery systems, 4 air defense systems, and 49 trucks. All this shit is coming from storage, and the storage is almost bare. For example, they can build maybe 500 tanks a year. That is 42 per month - about as much as they lose every two days.

They started the war with 20,000 tanks -4,000 active and 16,000 in storage. They have, maybe, 2,000 left. Ukraine thinks it might be less - more like 800 functional. Couple of months, tops, they are out of tanks. Same is true for everything else they are using.

This summer Russia will start running out...of everything. Fuel, trucks, trains, ships, planes, soldiers, tanks...everything. IMHO. Assuming Ukraine can hang on, maybe another six months, they win.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:33 PM (ARlwA)

288 suspect the adult woman wanting a much younger guy is... no commitment.



You are not paying a hooker for sex, you are paying her to go away after
Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:26 PM (bkZQe)

How things change. A lot of 15 year olds a hundred years ago lost their virginity at cathouses. And girls getting married at 15 was not uncommon.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 07:34 PM (MNhXM)

289 Yew were a longbow for 4+ hours?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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It was stiff going I tell ya.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 07:34 PM (lCWOD)

290 re 266: so shields made of cut up trash cans. how appropriate

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 07:34 PM (B1FKF)

291 You learn critical thinking when you pick up a STEM degree, too. And you have a career-relevant degree.

And based on people I've met, the non-STEM grads didn't learn much critical thinking. Maybe 30-40 years ago they did?
Posted by: mikeski is



Blah blah blah, stem grads are the working poors

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (bkZQe)

292 282 242 Droning troops in foxholes, or HVT's in their apartments is a pretty good use of OTS technology and readily available parts. Look for it to become de'rigueur in the very near future.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Think of swarms of drones visiting Davos during the WEF. Twould be quite amusing to see how many of those powers that be leave brown stains in their designer clothes upon being buzzed by them.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (peJ7P)

293 "The things that matter with undergrads is not the particular knowledge the gain but the critical thinking and ability for learning.
Posted by: N "

Oh brother. I can't count the number of overeducated shitheads I've encountered that couldn't critically think their way out of wet paper bag.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

294 This summer Russia will start running out...of everything. Fuel, trucks, trains, ships, planes, soldiers, tanks...everything. IMHO. Assuming Ukraine can hang on, maybe another six months, they win.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:33 PM (ARlwA)


Good think Ukraine isn't running out of soldiers

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)

295 I’ve found most stem peeps I’ve worked with were smart but not really creative. Give them a task they’ll do i and do it well. But ask them to come up with creative ideas, not so good.

I which is why I roll my eyes at the stem is all you need in the world, notion.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6Wgg)

296 Cafe is NOOD.

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (DgGvY)

297 Drones have really changed the battlefield and caused a lot of tactical re thinking. Russia has an agreement with Iran to massively produce their drones. They are cheap and stunningly effective, and the counter tactics have not caught up yet. You can't even move an infantry column without being spotted and attacked. Conversely Russia has also not developed good counter drone tactics either and therefore their use continues to bleed both sides. Ukraine actually moved the Black Sea Fleet out because they were sinking anything close. I honestly don't see how either side holds territory for too long.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 07:27 PM (n2HqC)

An early thing Russia had to change was their formations were too infantry poor originally because grunts aren't sexy in peace time. This took a while to fix. Russia bought the plans for Iran's drones and is manufacturing their own. Ukraine's man problem is too many of them have died holding villages to the last man or counterattacking so that increasingly Russia is able to move forward with small groups and take land and towns with increasing ease.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

298 Le Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

299 More amusing rendition of the little commie running into the cop: https://is.gd/ojXyVB

Yeah, come at the po-pos in ones and twos ... that always-works out well for the charging party.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Their tactical skill is exceeded only by their political acumen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 02, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

300 Good think Ukraine isn't running out of soldiers
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)


Good think Ukraine isn't running out of troll farms either!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

301 Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 07:31 PM (MNhXM)

I have an UG degree in Theatre (major) and English (Minor). No student loans. The Theatre degree has helped me write shows for churches and be comfortable in front of people in
leading worship, and the English minor helped with my writing skills with sermons, and I loved college. Not a waste.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 07:37 PM (XkYcA)

302 Russia and Ukraine are all about stem. They don’t value “useless” degrees. How’s that working out for them? lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 07:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

303 I’ve found most stem peeps I’ve worked with were smart but not really creative. Give them a task they’ll do i and do it well. But ask them to come up with creative ideas, not so good.

I which is why I roll my eyes at the stem is all you need in the world, notion.
Posted by: M



Smart, but often second rate communicators especially writing

Posted by: N at May 02, 2024 07:38 PM (bkZQe)

304 I get the impression that Democrats have the situation under control. The police shows up when they beckon.
Maybe this was just a way of telling American Jewish people "Schumer is all that stands between you and Hamas sympathizers. Vote Democrat".
Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 06:47 PM (gQbO4)

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We shall see in November who has knuckled under. It probably won't become apparent for some time when alumni donations from Jews dry up.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:38 PM (unUNN)

305 I quote Norman Schwarzkopf, again, 'Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L)

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I forgot how droll he was.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:39 PM (unUNN)

306 This summer Russia will start running out...of everything. Fuel, trucks, trains, ships, planes, soldiers, tanks...everything. IMHO. Assuming Ukraine can hang on, maybe another six months, they win.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:33 PM (ARlwA)

How is Russia going to run out of fuel? They export oil. Their lean period for artillery was last year, now everyone can use pretty much what they like. And for someone running low, they sure seem to not mind using 100 missiles a night for months destroying Ukr's power systems.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

307 Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:35 PM (peJ7P)

Think about the effect of single HE equipped drones striking certain high visibility persons in any organization.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:41 PM (YRsIm)

308 If Macron really wants to back up Ukraine lines when they break, he'll have to have those troops already in place *before* that happens. Any later will be too late.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 02, 2024 06:50 PM (roH4R)

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In other words the usual manoeuvre from the French surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 07:42 PM (unUNN)

309 do we still link to inman?

https://twitter.com/
SteveInmanUIC
/status/1786165938120696091

enjoy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 07:42 PM (B1FKF)

310 How things change. A lot of 15 year olds a hundred years ago lost their virginity at cathouses. And girls getting married at 15 was not uncommon.
Posted by: polynikes
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A lot of that age of marriage was distorted in genealogy circles because of certain ways that early data was recorded. You find women in the census getting younger and younger over the years in each census for example despite being the same person. Another common error was induced because genealogists often had to guesstimate to the nearest decade or so.

What I found in some cases going back about 500 to 1000 years on some trees is that during unsettled times, you had younger ages of marriage and childbearing but other times it lengthened. Depended on social and economic class as well. Going way back, you start getting into betrothed marriages and the like that often waited until puberty (which struck later than today in many cases) to be consummated.

Teens certainly but even then marriage at 15 was unusual for males unless property/aristocracy arranged marriages were involved. Females, it gets complicated with the consummation issue and we know more about the elites than we do about the peasants.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:44 PM (peJ7P)

311 307>>> or drones striking commercial airliners during takeoff or landing at major airports.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2024 07:44 PM (YRsIm)

312 Good think Ukraine isn't running out of troll farms either!
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Or Moscow, and probably Belgrade.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 07:45 PM (vtyCZ)

313 Think about the effect of single HE equipped drones striking certain high visibility persons in any organization.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Think they are already using drones to drop one hand grenade over in Ukraine and in the Middle East. Drones are one of those game changing events that are close to how fast airplane tech advanced in the First World War. Ukraine has become a proving ground for a lot of tech and observation of its use in warfare including EW, hacking, and drones.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 07:47 PM (peJ7P)

314 "This summer Russia will start running out...of everything. Fuel, trucks, trains, ships, planes, soldiers, tanks...everything. IMHO. Assuming Ukraine can hang on, maybe another six months, they win.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 07:33 PM (ARlwA)"

Parody?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 02, 2024 07:52 PM (qUkBO)

315 hmmm...26 year old female. 15 year old boy. Legally it's rape and how do you justify rape by anyone. If you are going to justify this female raping the boy then you also need to justify the 26 year old male raping a 15 year old girl.

Have at it.

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 02, 2024 08:09 PM (89Sog)

316 Columbia Law Review student letter:

"The violence we witnessed last night has irrevocably shaken many of us on the Review."

"Irrevocably." Well, then, nothing to do. Put that on their resumes; they are not hireable. Next.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 02:45 AM (o3SCB)

317 98 >>>French president Emmanuel Macron says he'll only send troops to fight the Russians in Ukraine if the Russians break through the Ukranian lines. Which of course they will almost certainly do, so he's basically promising to send troops to Ukraine, when Ukraine's troops can no longer even hold Russia off.
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Indo China circa 1958?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (lCWOD)

Supposedly France has a brigade to send. A brigade can hold a front of about 2 km in WWII. The fronts in Ukraine are hundreds of km long, and there is about as much front that is not covered by many troops.

What will this French unit do when the Russians just pass it right by?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 03:12 AM (o3SCB)

318 Pixy is up at
https://ai.mee.nu

Posted by: m at May 03, 2024 04:24 AM (o3SCB)

The White House Now Sends a Phalanx of Aids to Surround Biden When He Walks, To Screen Biden's Shuffling, Stumbling Gait from the American Voters

The truth (that Biden is feeble and dying) is always accompanied by a bodyguard of lies (his White House protectors and puppeteers).

Via Twitchy, this report from Axios, aka Politico for Kidz:

President Biden has introduced a change to his White House departure and return routine: Instead of walking across the South Lawn to and from Marine One by himself, he's now often surrounded by aides.

Why it matters: With aides usually walking between Biden and the press' camera position outside the White House, the visual effect is to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait, Axios' Hans Nichols and Alex Thompson report.

Some Biden advisers have told Axios they're concerned that videos of Biden walking and shuffling alone -- especially across the grass -- have highlighted his age.

Weeks ago, the president told aides that he'd prefer a less formal approach, a White House official told Axios. He suggested that they walk with him.

White House staffers and reporters alike noticed the sudden change in Biden's walk routine beginning in mid-April, after more than three years in which he'd typically walked solo.

I completely missed this. The NY Post has been all over it:

witlessprotection.jpg

surroundthepuppet.jpg

Why It Matters: Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again.

Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge (of these eight people acting as human shields). Whether crap like that works, I don't know.

It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM




Comments

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1 This is fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (2UnvF)

2 God forgive me for laughing at the image of this wizened old bastard faceplanting on the tarmac.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (XPM1I)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (T4tVD)

4 Why It Matters: Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again.
++++
It's funny every time. Humiliating to our country, of course, but funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (HnUIn)

5 Biden confirmed for aids

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (xcxpd)

6 Going to be a long summer, if he is getting this bad he won't last long

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (fwDg9)

7 The aides are defending their seat in the politburo.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (krQz2)

8 "Remember, stick close enough to the big guy to smell his loaded diaper..."
"I can smell it from over here!"
"Okay wiseguy, you are on changing duty today"

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (FQmDC)

9 Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge (of these eight people acting as human shields). Whether crap like that works, I don't know.
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I'm with you. Probably. But he's the freaking President, even if he just a stuffed suit with no authority. He has literal armies at his disposal. A half-dozen dudes in black suits really shouldn't move the needle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (HnUIn)

10 "Because people are f*cking stupid."

Homo coprocerebrum.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MvF+J)

11 Why does the adversary keep him there in the first place?

Demoralization Effect?

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MkuC5)

12 How long before we see another bollard vs. candidate event?

Posted by: goatexchange at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (tsQfe)

13 >>Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge


Only when I'm not around!

Posted by: Man in bunny suit at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (sv929)

14 I don't care if he can barely walk! FDR was paralyzed. So what?

I CARE that he's destroyIng the country.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (NLIak)

15 Because people are f*cking stupid.

Wizard's First Rule.

Posted by: Terry Goodkind at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

16 But Ace I don't want a...

Ace: SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR AIDS PHALANX LIKE A MAN!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (Y6IkP)

17 Yeah, this doesn't project "strong, fearless leader" the way they believe it does...

They need to deck him out in a fancy white jacket with lots of gold braid, ribbons, and medals so that we can tell who is really in charge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (7fElN)

18 If I read in the fawning press one more time, "his signature aviators" I may actually hurl.

And I drank Everclear and Ouzo back in the olden times so I know what the hell I am talking about.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (WXNFJ)

19 I never thought he'd live this long

Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (4bYb7)

20 Losers can't even find two Marines the same height.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (MkuC5)

21 I never thought he'd live this long

Tell me about it
Bill Clinton

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (FQmDC)

22 I don't care if he can barely walk! FDR was paralyzed. So what?

I CARE that he's destroyIng the country.
Posted by: mnw

So, you're saying he's like FDR - amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (WXNFJ)

23 "Shufflegate". Get it?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (YF3RS)

24 When he falls I hope he takes the group down like a bunch of nine pins.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (XGAXb)

25 They are there to catch him the next time he falls. It's gonna happen and this is an attempt to block anything like that from the public and the cameras.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (QNSds)

26
I never thought he'd live this long
Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (4bYb7)
==
Who do you think the Davos crowd is testing their new life extending drugs on?

Posted by: Black JEM at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (GZYu7)

27 He is a feeble old man who is bad. That’s pretty much it.

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (PCK5/)

28 Does anybody remember the Global Warming song Hide the Decline?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1na4adCFiLw

They need to resurrect it with new lyrics for Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (NpAcC)

29 If his aides are drunk all the time, he'll look pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (9O5em)

30 It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM
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Yeah, that could be what I hate about the Democrats the most: always willing to go to new heights to show how stupid the American people are.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (krQz2)

31 WITLESS PROTECTION is hilarious.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (LkLld)

32 With aides usually walking between Biden and the press' camera position outside the White House, the visual effect is to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait, Axios' Hans Nichols and Alex Thompson report.
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Axios set the narrative, and the NYP is lapping it up and acting as a megaphone.

I think that is a mistake. I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait. Covering up his "halting and still gait" is probably not the point of this. That horse fled the barn ages ago. Yes, it's an election year and more people are paying attention, but he's a shambling old man and has been since his first pseudo-campaign kicked off in 2019. Gait-wise, he's not appreciably worse than he was then. I think this is a misdirection, and it's likely intentional.

I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.

That's my bet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn)

33 Willowed:

I hope the jury in the hush money case doesn't have this kind of hate for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (NpAcC)

I expect the jury has precisely that kind of hate for him.

White, educated, somewhere between upper-middle class and wealthy, and completely fucking retarded because their lives have almost universally been easy.

They've never had to make ultra-difficult decisions, and they've never received any ultra-hard pushback because Dr. Spock or some shit.

And we're all fucking paying for it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (/nCD+)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (/nCD+)

34 Like Caesars of old one trusted praetorian is chosen to walk closely with him and whisper this into his ear:

"monkey butts"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (Y6IkP)

35 Gosh, that walk reminds me: hey everyone, let's dance and do the robot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfkgoZbVL98

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (tT6L1)

36 It's to keep him from getting lost and wandering off into the bushes as we have seen him do many times.

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (VGOMa)

37 I'm waiting to compare it to the lost Zapruder film of JFK getting confused in his wheelchair in the wading pool and sucking his own dick by accident.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (9yXr+)

38 The aides are defending their seat in the politburo.

Posted by: Axeman

They had best continue clapping like their lives depend on it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (rsCTs)

39 "Witless protection". LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (XkYcA)

40 I bet the piece of shit can still summon the strength to kick his fucking dog.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (+yhUM)

41 Next up: Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart. Pictures of golf cart threaten national security therefore none will be allowed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (2UnvF)

42 Some Biden advisers have told Axios they're concerned that videos of Biden walking and shuffling alone -- especially across the grass -- have highlighted his age.
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"Highlighted" his "age". These people could make a terror attack sound like a party at Hef's place.

His AGE is a... HIGHLIGHT. And that's a concern somehow - even though it sounds super duper positive and upbeat!!

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (lX8VI)

43 I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929)

44 Taking a nose dive is not if but when.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

45 Here he is today in Charlotte clutching the hand of the mayor on the tarmac: https://tinyurl.com/2cr349mv

Posted by: beckster at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (GbGY3)

46 Why does the adversary keep him there in the first place?

Demoralization Effect?
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MkuC5)
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The Party is not omnipotent. Biden was always a compromise candidate and nobody was happy about it. They're even less happy about it now.

They're stuck with him and don't have room to maneuver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn)

47 Biden is now being actively hidden from the press after previous attempts to obscure his C3PO shuffle with ‘walking aides’ failed. Reporters note that they were not allowed to even set up cameras before Biden had already boarded Marine One today. Report:

https://bit.ly/4dhuxmV

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (P5BPp)

48 When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?

Posted by: dantesed at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (Oy/m2)

49 "Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge (of these eight people acting as human shields). Whether crap like that works, I don't know."

In the case of the President, he walks alone to signal that NOBODY is his peer. Other heads of state get to walk with him when together, because they're both heads of state, but otherwise, protocol demands that he walk alone.

This is a huge and significant breach of protocol.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (/nCD+)

50
I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.

That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn)

And it gives him someone to shake hands with besides ghosts.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (1ey23)

51 Willowed:

409 I keep trying to find a decent steakhouse here in S Texas. Nada so far.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:43 PM (YF3RS)
* * * *
Barn Door in San Antonio. Great grub! Ask for the real butter for the homemade rolls.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (U3L4U)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (U3L4U)

52 Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:

Why am I getting punched……

Why has my ass been kicked…

Who is curb stomping me …..

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP)

53 Those aren't human shields- they're pallbearers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (di6C2)

54 That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn)

Yeah, I'm on your side of that book.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (+yhUM)

55 And we're all fucking paying for it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (/nCD+)
*******
Yes we are.
Scary and depressing.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (NpAcC)

56 52 Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:

Why am I getting punched……

Why has my ass been kicked…

Who is curb stomping me …..
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP)

'My head feels fun- *thunk*'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (di6C2)

57 >>Next up: Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart. Pictures of golf cart threaten national security therefore none will be allowed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM

An exact replica of the Popemobile, because Joe's such a devout Catholic. Like Pelosi.

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (VGOMa)

58 I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen

Bette Midler opened for everybody in those bathhouses.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (WXNFJ)

59 Witless protection...perfect.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (oiNtH)

60 When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: dantesed at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (Oy/m2)
---------------

We'd need a video mashup with judges holding up cards grading their respective face plants.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (tT6L1)

61
That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929)

62 Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:

Why am I getting punched……

Why has my ass been kicked…

Who is curb stomping me …..
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP)
++++
Oh, man. Yes.

Ace, if you're on the thread, this could be a great comedy column.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (HnUIn)

63 I think it would be very Pythonesque if when the next time Biden takes a header all of the aides took the same fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (JfVRc)

64 You can tell he is very afraid of falling when he walks. He looks straight down at the ground right in front of him as he walks and never looks up. His stiff armed gait is a telling sign of serious balance issues and the fact that he is afraid of falling while he walks.


He is gonna fall and they are trying something to mitigate the public seeing that. One more trip and fall like he did at the commencement address and it's over for oatmeal brain.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (QNSds)

65 Nobody would really give a fuck if he just went around in a wheelchair.

Except he'd probably still go rogue and high center on an eight year old or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (+yhUM)

66 Biden bollard moment. Will he be overcome by 70 degree heat?

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (FQmDC)

67 48 When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: dantesed at

With all these people around him, will it turn into dominoes?

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929)
++++
Yeah, but I think that's secondary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (HnUIn)

69 Biden confirmed for aids
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Hunter or Joe?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (+98Vn)

70 "All protesters are Slutsky!"

Howie Carr Chump Line

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (TGPs7)

71 “Phalanx of AIDS” That perfectly describes the dems.

Posted by: Allen at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (lFLgt)

72 Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart.
---
Hoveround One.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (woPEM)

73 I think that is a mistake. I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait. Covering up his "halting and still gait" is probably not the point of this. That horse fled the barn ages ago. Yes, it's an election year and more people are paying attention, but he's a shambling old man and has been since his first pseudo-campaign kicked off in 2019. Gait-wise, he's not appreciably worse than he was then. I think this is a misdirection, and it's likely intentional.

I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.

That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Both reasons are quite likely. Unfortunately I have become well acquainted with dementia due to a parent suffering from vascular and Alzheimers (predominately vascular) dementia for the last five years and Joey is getting closer and closer to be required to have 24/7 supervision.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (peJ7P)

74 Will you meanies stop making fun of his stutter?

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6Wgg)

75 "Why does the adversary keep him there in the first place?"

From the adversary's standpoint, how is he failing? He's implemented their destructive policies, and successfully harassed his opponents with lawfare, graft, and lies. They love him in that sinecure.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (MvF+J)

76 Nobody would really give a fuck if he just went around in a wheelchair.

Except he'd probably still go rogue and high center on an eight year old or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (+yhUM)
*******
The MSM would glowingly compare him to FDR.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (NpAcC)

77 My opinion of Stalin is that he was possibly the World History Biggest Murdering Piece Of Shit, but he did not lack physical courage. Guy killed people face to face. Lenin was a hide-under-the-bed coward.
Stalin would do it. Right up until his shit-streaked demise he was up to it. I give him that. I respect that.

I find Biden and anyone supporting him physically cowardly.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (9yXr+)

78 Hoveround One.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (woPEM)

'We thought it would be fun to get taken to and from places in the Ghostmobile!'

(It was a hearse.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (di6C2)

79 Mocking your president is so America first!

Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA)

80 I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929)
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I saw them open for Leonidas & His 300 Spartans at Thermopylae in 480 BC.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (Be/+i)

81 Will you meanies stop making fun of his stutter?

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6Wgg)
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Step?

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (krQz2)

82 >>>Why It Matters: Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again

I expect the staffers will bunch closer and closer around Joe as time goes on. To be there to hopefully prop him up if he does trip or have a senior moment loss of balance. Or to at least try to catch him on the way down, to avoid the broken hip event.

The Junta members pray to Satan every night that Joe will not have to be ferried around in a golf cart before November. Or assisted up and down stairways on Marine One and AF One.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (5fDan)

83 Trump just left the NY firehouse and delivered pizza to them.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (NpAcC)

84 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA)
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Because Joe is so American Last.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (krQz2)

85 LOL. Sid never fails to bring the humor.

Mocking the President is something that Americans used to take for granted and engage in with great boisterousness. You know, before it became a panopticon run by a ruthless bunch of unfettered totalitarians.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (HnUIn)

86 >>It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.

This is about me isn't it?
--
The Pet Rock

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (XV/Pl)

87 We are weeks away from him being attached by a child safety leash to one of those aides.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (2ErpS)

88 Biden confirmed for aids
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Hunter or Joe?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (+98Vn)

=====

Joe got it from Jill who got it from Hunter, is my guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

89 They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.

That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That made me laugh out loud. I think it was recently that he was speaking to a group of Veterans and he was facing the wrong way and Jill came up and had to turn him around. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

90 They built an entire elevator so FDR didn’t have to get out of the car. Even the phoniness is half assed for Biden.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (JTwsP)

91 This is a huge and significant breach of protocol.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Glad to see you around from all the crap you have went through in the last couple of months. Prayers for continuing to beat the bastards and for your mom to heal from cancer. Bad time to have it with shortages of chemo drugs now in FJB's world.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (peJ7P)

92 79 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA)

----+

Tell me you've never been to America without telling me you've never been to America.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (1ey23)

93 I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait...I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction..

Possibly, too, to keep him from engaging with the media when they're around and shouting questions. That moron (like many politicians...especially Leftists coddled by the media) think "if only I could talk to the press, and flash them my smile, they and the people would love me!"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (ycI94)

94 They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.

That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Right. Which is why they keep turning it back to his "age" even in the articles that are supposed to be these grand honest confessions.

Because everyone knows it's just Two Old Guys running for president. Not a normal energetic person and a pile of insentient mush.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (lX8VI)

95 Odd. Sid thinks Puddin is the president.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (woPEM)

96 His feet just have a stutter

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (/7KEl)

97 Biden is not my president.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (JTwsP)

98 I'm seeing insulting memes from Russians comparing Biden to Putin.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (9yXr+)

99 Because Joe is so American Last.
Posted by: Axeman
-----------
And ironically the Troll is right behind America Last Joe -and kissing his ass.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (peJ7P)

100 Can you buy Joe Biden Signature Aviator glasses?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

101 It’s a good thing nobody ever mocked Trunp right Sid? Poor guy. As a male prostitute, he has so much cum in his stomach it must be hell making a decent shit. Kinda feel sorry for the bastard.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (Y6Wgg)

102 Fire up the presidential Rascal!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (2UnvF)

103
Elder abuse is only something when someone with an (R) behind their name does something that only remotely involves an elder, and abuse.

Exactly as it should be.

Also; diversity is our strength. Except Jews.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (RKVpM)

104 Fire up the presidential Rascal!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (2UnvF)
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Rascal One

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2)

105
Get a load of my phallus of AIDS!

Posted by: Bug-Hunter Biden at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dtlw7)

106 Sid has never watched SNL I take it. 🤣
Man those Ukistani troll farms need to up their game. This is just sad.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

107 The truth (that Biden is feeble and dying) is always accompanied by a bodyguard of lies (his White House protectors and puppeteers).

--------------

Literally decomposing before our very eyes ...

Bongino (a former Secret Service Agent) says this is unprecedented in modern history (maybe with the exception of FDR for obvious reasons).

The Clear Rule has always been NOBODY gets close to or around the POTUS in public (with the exception of The First Lady) -- between him and the cameras -- allowing him to be the focus of media attention.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (zLwlF)

108 I'm seeing insulting memes from Russians comparing Biden to Putin.
Posted by: LenNeal


That is insulting. Putin is nowhere near as bad as Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (+98Vn)

109 Mocking Joe, Sid, really?

Heck, we make fun of PDT with Biggest, Best, Yuuuge gold plated.....

Get a grip.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (tT6L1)

110 The Junta members pray to Satan
Posted by: Gref
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Rather stupid as Stan always breaks his tools--it is his nature. Betrayal and lying to his minions is a constant that one can rely upon.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (peJ7P)

111 Ghoul from fallout is more credibly alive than Joe Biden

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (rdhk2)

112 In that last video he doesn't appear to be shuffling. But he definitely appears to be *concentrating* on walking.

Posted by: Zed at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (wzAuc)

113 >Going to be a long summer, if he is getting this bad he won't last long

Posted by: Skip


Nah, he'll be like Jimmy Carter, clinging to life for years
I see Nancy Pelosi going 125, maybe 130 years

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (/7KEl)

114 Elder abuse is only something when someone with an (R) behind their name does something that only remotely involves an elder, and abuse.
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I've always been up for Eldar abuse.

Posted by: Sauron at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (Be/+i)

115 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid

He's earned it since 1973. Unfortunately, we've paid for it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

116 They may just opt to get rid of him in '25, if Doktor Jill won't retire his old ass. He's already, somehow, against all odds, MORE radioactive than Kamala Harris. But right now, a lot of people who otherwise dislike him still pity his feeble senescence. That will evaporate after he benefits from another rigged election. He'll be the most hated old bag of shit in history next year. Zero benefit to keeping him staggering through the motions of the Presidency after they launch him across the finish line with a trebuchet full of ginned up ballots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (cYMgu)

117 101 It’s a good thing nobody ever mocked Trunp right Sid? Poor guy. As a male prostitute, he has so much cum in his stomach it must be hell making a decent shit. Kinda feel sorry for the bastard.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (Y6Wgg)

Montec, you got the insults for Trump and the ones for the Secretary of Transportation/Obama mixed up.

You are supposed to mock his (Trump's) self importance, his way of speaking and ask if he uses Cheetos as rub on sun tan. Perhaps his attraction for his daughter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (di6C2)

118 "On The Road to Shamble-On"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (8zz6B)

119 He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.

Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR)

120 You'll never walk alone ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

121 YD, no idea how you're able to put so much poetry in your pithy takes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

122 Odd. Surrounding Joey Showers with much younger staffers who walk like human beings only highlights his stumbling bumbling shuffling. That’s what I got from the video. I think next week they’ll have him escorted by staffers in crutches and walkers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (v/Q+B)

123 Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (1bNHn)

124 He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.

Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR)
______________

They told him to salute his betters?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

125 Does anybody remember the Global Warming song Hide the Decline?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1na4adCFiLw


As I recall, the chorus originally went:

Climategate
I think you have sealed your fate
I hope you do a lot of time
Cuz what you did was such a crime

But it got changed because apparently someone thought that was a little too close to actionable. Still a good little ditty though.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (sNc8Y)

126 I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929)
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I saw them open for Leonidas & His 300 Spartans at Thermopylae in 480 BC.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea'

I think I might have seen the opening act, some guy named Yanni P, fresh out of Egypt playing the Acropolis. But honestly I was high AF and it might have been some other musical Homo.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (9yXr+)

127 123 Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (1bNHn)

Well, he is the parody.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (di6C2)

128 Look, assholes! The State Department said we can get a two-for-one funeral if Joe and Jimmy Carter go at the same time. You should be thanking Joe for saving you money!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (2ErpS)

129 We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?

Just imagine if her Grandpa was PDJT.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ)

130 112 In that last video he doesn't appear to be shuffling. But he definitely appears to be *concentrating* on walking.
Posted by: Zed
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That concentration doesn't last long with that level of dementia. One of the reasons my mom's memory care requires that residents eat together is that quite literally people with dementia can forget to eat. Seeing others do so allows mimicry to kick in.

I think Joey's handlers are approaching diminishing returns from drugging him up as it is speeding up his deterioration mentally.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (peJ7P)

131 avenge... me . . .

Posted by: Sid's hamster at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

132 And all White to blend.

Probably also needed to distract from the loads of other Bidens who always accompany the old husk.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (NFX2v)

133 That is the funniest sid-ism I've ever read!
The 'sid' must be an act at the comedy club!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (XGAXb)

134 124 He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.

Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR)
______________

They told him to salute his betters?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

For the Democrats, the common man is KING!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (1ey23)

135 You are supposed to mock his (Trump's) self importance, his way of speaking and ask if he uses Cheetos as rub on sun tan. Perhaps his attraction for his daughter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (di6C2)
_____________

Has he showered with her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

136 On the road to shamble on and told to salute his betters.


This place.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

137 129 We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?

Just imagine if her Grandpa was PDJT.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ)

The last Ukraine aid payoff probably bought her mother a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (di6C2)

138 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid

Better to call for his assassination right?

And also not surprising you are ignorant of American history.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (MNhXM)

139 I'm surprised it took them this long to think of a solution.

Posted by: pookysgirl wonders when the gait belt will be used at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (dtlDP)

140 123 Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.
Posted by: Eeyore
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You left out Gaiymondo. It seemed in especially demented mode earlier and was barely comprehensible. Guess the meds are failing.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (peJ7P)

141 "On The Road to Shamble-On"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (8zz6B)
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I've got to
Shamble on
And now's the time, the time is now
To say things wrong

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2)

142 43 I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....

are you sure that wasn't phalanx of ayds?

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (v3pYe)

143 131 *muffled as if from inside an anus and wrapped in tinfoil*
avenge... me . . .
Posted by: Sid's hamster at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

FIFY.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (di6C2)

144 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* cackle *

* copro ejection sequence initiates in 3 ... 2 ... 1 *

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)

145
they launch him across the finish line with a trebuchet full of ginned up ballots.

Unfortunately 'Trebuchet of Ginned up Ballots' never appeared at the Philly Spectrum until Obama was elected. But, if they had, 17,777 would have been in attendance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (RKVpM)

146 And also not surprising you are ignorant of American history.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (MNhXM)
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Ah, he's got nothing better than to bring that weak Alinsky shit in here.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (krQz2)

147 Salute the latrines!

Posted by: Joe "Ortho-Bozo Shoes" Biden at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (2ErpS)

148
Well, he is the parody.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (di6C2)

It can't just be you and me

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)

149 "America First has always been about celebrating bad presidents" -- Sid

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (krQz2)

150 We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?
_______________

We haven't heard squat about Kamala Sutra's stepdaughter with Jack Emhoff, you know, the one who looked like she needed to bathe?

They tried to push her off on us as an upcoming supermodel.

As if.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

151 You left out Gaiymondo. It seemed in especially demented mode earlier and was barely comprehensible. Guess the meds are failing.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (peJ7P)

Rainman is the one who usually goes for the veiled (and not so veiled) threats first.

I have 'Your bones will pave the way to the future' left uncovered on my bingo card and the little fucker won't say it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (di6C2)

152 The Party is not omnipotent...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn)

So, not five, after all?

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (MkuC5)

153 It can't just be you and me
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)

I try as hard as I can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:32 PM (di6C2)

154 Cheato just called Chris Christie a fat pig at his "rally". The crowd roared. Maybe tomorrow would be a good day for Chris to endorse Joe? C'mon, Chris, you know you want to.

Empathy is for the liberals etc. Cruelty is the point and they(repubs) have become less and less shy about saying just that!

I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.

Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.


Dying of Whiteness: How the Politics of Racial Resentment Is Killing America's Heartland - Jonathan Metzl

White Rural Rage: The Threat to American Democracy - Tom Schaller and Paul Waldman


Wow. Can you imagine if Biden swore? NYT would do at least 50 front page stories.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (ycI94)

155 Empathy? que?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (di6C2)

156 68 why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929)
++++
Yeah, but I think that's secondary.


apropos of nothing, "secondary hyena" would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (v3pYe)

157 What the ever loving ****? I am still getting suggested vids on YooToob for senior snap in front bras.

ps. - I already know what to work them. (Thanks Bev!!)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (WXNFJ)

158 But I have a good personality. Wait--no I don't.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (woPEM)

159 154 I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.

piker. i have degrees in both whitetrashology and whitetrashonomy.

Posted by: dr. zoidberg at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (v3pYe)

160 According to The Atlantic, President Angry Crankster and his hospice caregiver Edu Jill, are not the problem. Nope. DJT getting bored and drifting off in court - that’s a world shattering event.

Posted by: 13times at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (dkG8Z)

161 I assume if you have ever watched To Catch a Predator you have seen Sid in person.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (MNhXM)

162 I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.

Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
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Wow. So much nuance the World can't hold it all.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (krQz2)

163 I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (XkYcA)

164
The fool force of a Chris Christie endorsement of Biden would guarantee his re-election.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (RKVpM)

165 It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM
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Wisdom for the ages, Ace.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (FCbAQ)

166 In Smart Military Blog news, the United States Navy has deleted, for some reason, the tweet with the photo of CO of the U.S.S. John McCain "shooting" a M4 with the scope mounted backwards, and several other observable technical issues, which garnered significant derision.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

167 whitetrash=nikulturni

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 05:37 PM (D7oie)

168 Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (WXNFJ

Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA)

169 They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q)

170 PDT called Crispy Creme a fat pig?

I'm already voting PDT. I don't really need another reason to cast a ballot for Trump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (tT6L1)

171 115 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid

He's earned it since 1973. Unfortunately, we've paid for it.
Posted by: Cheri

I read that in an "R. Lee Ermey yelling at Pyle about his jelly donut" voice.

Posted by: Movie Moron at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (ycI94)

172 Aim small, hit small.

Posted by: Adm Vinnie Boom Botz at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (woPEM)

173 Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
------------------

This is the edgiest take about Trump supporters I have ever seen.

Wait, are you telling me that Trump supporters are...... RACISTS??? 🤯🤯🤯

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI)

174 The DU comments always confirm the 10 mental defects common in all Leftists.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (MNhXM)

175 Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA)
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Until you were thirty to find out? You're saying you only found out last year?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

176 They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q)

Came in in a coup(e), goes out in a sedan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (8zz6B)

177 In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.
-

Now do Stark ville!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (Egbnq)

178 I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (XkYcA)

Anymore???? I've been losing IQ points since the first one and I didn't have a lot to start with

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (lX8VI)

179 Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA)
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Until you were thirty to find out? You're saying you only found out last year?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM


No, it's a warning about what she might discover in the next year or two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (a3Q+t)

180 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

TY, that was very kind

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (0l8OY)

181 They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q)
________________

He'll be carried by six before long.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

182 163 I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I understand. Sometimes it infuriates, sometimes it depresses, and sometimes it makes one laugh out loud. I also post as Ackbar, so you click those links, too...often with similar results!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (ycI94)

183 This is the edgiest take about Trump supporters I have ever seen.

Wait, are you telling me that Trump supporters are...... RACISTS??? 🤯🤯🤯
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI)

I wonder if they get a certain frission from typing out the N word- even with asterisks? (and you know they counted out the asterisks in their head.)

What a fucking world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (di6C2)

184 In Smart Military Blog news, the United States Navy has deleted, for some reason, the tweet with the photo of CO of the U.S.S. John McCain "shooting" a M4 with the scope mounted backwards, and several other observable technical issues, which garnered significant derision.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM


I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds)

185 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

LOL. Thanks. I still having figured out what an abrosexual is (Abrogating sex?) and don't really want to know but the woman advertising it had multi colored hair, chunky eyeglasses and, I believe, nose rings, so I would prefer not to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (XkYcA)

186 Came in in a coup(e), goes out in a sedan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (8zz6B)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (di6C2)

187 In order to defend the falsehood of the 2020 Biden win, Democrats should take a hands off approach in 2024 so they can come back in 2024. But, butt, they will NOT be able to help themselves.

Ha ha,
Nelson

Posted by: Marooned at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (kt8QE)

188 174 The DU comments always confirm the 10 mental defects common in all Leftists.

Posted by: polynikes

Only 10?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (ycI94)

189 Name field correct because quotations break things

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (Egbnq)

190
I also post as Ackbar

The absolute 'gold standard' of 'must click' links on AoS.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (RKVpM)

191 LOL. Thanks. I still having figured out what an abrosexual is (Abrogating sex?) and don't really want to know but the woman advertising it had multi colored hair, chunky eyeglasses and, I believe, nose rings, so I would prefer not to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (XkYcA)
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It's a made up word trying to excuse the fact she's so ugly inside and out no man, or woman, cares to give her a second glance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

192 The chefs kiss part was the John McCain

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (Egbnq)

193 Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
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On a serious tip, I could have so much fucking fun riling this guy until his veins popped out of his face and he raced to delete all the shit he had responded to me with. A few of you know I'm telling the truth.

I would start with "What about the black ones?", then springboard off whatever direction he went straight into Funsville.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (lX8VI)

194 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (ycI94)

But the fat women (in some sense of the word women) with weird outfits don't advertise their bizarre political opinions as well, but thanks for your hard work on being a liason.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (XkYcA)

195 When my grandpappy was old and dying, anywhere he'd go, my dad and all my uncles would rush to him, to make sure he got from point A to point B without any trouble.

I think a big part of it was a competition for them, to demonstrate to the old man who the most sincere son/son in law was.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (dGCAG)

196 "I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology"


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (MkuC5)

197 I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds)

Had to be done. Fucker was Bogarting the strawberries.

Posted by: Gunners Mates at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (8zz6B)

198 I also post as Ackbar

The absolute 'gold standard' of 'must click' links on AoS.
Posted by: Karen CheChe

Ackbar's like a big box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get next. But it will probably suck and be weird.

Posted by: Forrest Chump at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (ycI94)

199 wandering the wrong direction on an airfield,

Losing a fight with a vending machine in the back of some Quonset hut.

Posted by: DaveA at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (PMJuY)

200 When Joe does trip and fall, will staffers also fling themselves to the ground?

Will one fake a broken ankle to show how Strong and Virile old Joey is? "See? That small divot would have completely injured any other pyrsyn! But not Ox Ankles Biden!"

Posted by: reason at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (s3On1)

201
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the storm
And he'll ... never ... poop ... alone
He'll never poop alone!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (xG4kz)

202 How do we know the photo of the scope backwards wasn't part of the crossing the equator for the first time hazing ritual?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

203 I wonder if they get a certain frission from typing out the N word- even with asterisks? (and you know they counted out the asterisks in their head.)

What a fucking world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (di6C2)

You and I have a lot in common apparently but OTOH it was rather glaring that he "spelled out" the word.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

204
Losing a fight with a vending machine in the back of some Quonset hut.
Posted by: DaveA


Ge's no Hanson Brother, that's for sure!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 05:47 PM (xG4kz)

205 How do we know the photo of the scope backwards wasn't part of the crossing the equator for the first time hazing ritual?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)
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They should've put ink on the scope eyepiece.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

206 The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

207 I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott

My son, former USN GM, sent me that pic with the comment: "I see an entire ship's division going to Captain's Mast."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (WXNFJ)

208 You and I have a lot in common apparently but OTOH it was rather glaring that he "spelled out" the word.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

Right. The symbol of the thing is the thing itself. They are saying it, they just want the pass. Because they are pure.

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (di6C2)

209 The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

Yesterday we had a Kennedy calling us sexual degenerates.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (lX8VI)

210 190
I also post as Ackbar

The absolute 'gold standard' of 'must click' links on AoS.
Posted by: Karen CheChe

If you say so!

https://tinyurl.com/5em5kypy

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (ycI94)

211 I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds)

Ever try to help an officer/senior NCO, so they didn't F up something?

They look at your collar, and then bark at you for daring to try to tell them something, as if they don't know.

I've been there. You think that's how you disassemble and/or reassemble and fire that weapon? Fine, go ahead.

I'm just gonna stand over here, Sarge.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (dGCAG)

212 I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM


I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack, and it's possible that it didn't get set up properly. Same same with the verticle grip on the forearm.

And, of course, the CO's chickenwing stance reveals a lack of basic rifle shooting instruction.

If it was a setup, qui bono?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic. This is my favorite:

The leader of the right-leaning Sansai Party, Sohei Kamiya, was less polite.

"It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs."

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

214 The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

Billy was actually the sane/smart one.

The media trashed him because they hate Southern white people, except those who polish up, like Jimmah.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (dGCAG)

215 If it was a setup, qui bono?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Enlisted soldiers letting a senior officer look like a jack ass? If he wasn't liked by his crew, they ALL benefit from it.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (ycI94)

216 Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.
______________

Number of Muslims allowed to immigrate to Japan.

One. ONE.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

217 "It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs."
Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
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I can see Dementia Joe threatening to nuke Japan again for daring to put Joe in his place.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)

218 And another comment from Japan over Biden's remarks earlier:

Japanese politicians didn't take this insult lying down. Responding to Biden's accusations of xenophobia, Mizuho Umemura, a member of the conservative Nippon Ishin no Kai Party, who holds a seat in the House of Councilors, pointed out that migration is a huge problem in Europe and that few countries have actually solved that issue.

Umemura noted that Biden should "solve the problem in New York before he says things like this," and that the next presidential election could see a complete reversal of America's immigration policy, so there is "no need for Japan to follow suit."

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

219 I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott

It pains me to say this but, during our Parish's 'Safety Team' weapons qual today the only guy to have an AD (!!) was a former USN Corpsman - I think he only ever had shore duty. And Jeebus, he was waving his weapon all over the place. The RO finally took him aside for some individual tutoring.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)

220 If you say so!

https://tinyurl.com/5em5kypy
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (ycI94)

I'll take this as an opportunity to illustrate something Moron Robbie put in his nic.

https://tinyurl.com/48y53yem

Ladies (and many of you probably already know this): it is not the fact that she is in a bathing suit that makes her so attractive and sexy in this photo. It is those eyes and that grin. Those... say things. And we want to hear more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (di6C2)

221 I can see Dementia Joe threatening to nuke Japan again for daring to put Joe in his place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94)

222 If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94)

Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (di6C2)

223 Now Mudpants has pissed off the Japs.

Nothing but destroyers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (R4t5M)

224 Why don't they carry him in a sedan chair; that's a good look.

Posted by: Paco at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (njExo)

225 Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ

At least he’d be able to triage if he ever shot someone.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM)

226 I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack,
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Those racks could be fixed. For sixty-three billion dollars.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (woPEM)

227
I must say, YouTube cutting to a commercial inside of a two and a half minute long song reminds me just how vibrant Joe Biden has made the American economy.

In Trumps America First plot, this never happened. Stay the course . Four more years period.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (RKVpM)

228 Joe would be dangerous if they gave him a cane.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (JLq/1)

229 Ladies (and many of you probably already know this): it is not the fact that she is in a bathing suit that makes her so attractive and sexy in this photo. It is those eyes and that grin. Those... say things. And we want to hear more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My gal had all of that....and a lady-penis bulge! If modern media has taught me anything, that makes her the top tier of women!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (ycI94)

230 In Afghanistan, a major handed his pistol to me ... but first he chambered (not cleared) a round ...

I laughed and said "we've all done that" but I didn't mean it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (cf/0E)

231 https://tinyurl.com/48y53yem
-

If you missed it and have time, go see JJs thread and the art thread. It's fascinating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (Egbnq)

232 The poor dudes in the phalanx probably have to go Rock Paper Scissors to see who loses and has the job of catching the decrepit old bastard.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (W/lyH)

233 > "It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies.
---

BOOYAH
knee drop to the spleen!

FJB

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (/7KEl)

234 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (di6C2)

Might be better to illustrate the concept with someone who isn't Elizabeth Taylor!

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (lX8VI)

235 222 If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94)

Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lol...I ALMOST added nips as an option, but thought...nah, there's no way he'd go that far. Plus...it might go over better for him. How many people under 30 would even understand that as a slur?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (ycI94)

236 The two youngest people to build a nuclear reactor came from Arkansas and Tennessee. Stupid southerners.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (MNhXM)

237 In the first time they did the phalanx thing, you can see Biden, as he's walking, focus on the upcoming transition from grass to concrete. The header is a when, not an if.

About 25 seconds in:

https://tinyurl.com/3xxha5je

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (Dm8we)

238 THOSE SLANTS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (R4t5M)

239 The Japanese know something we refuse to learn

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)

240 232 The poor dudes in the phalanx probably have to go Rock Paper Scissors to see who loses and has the job of catching the decrepit old bastard the droppings.
Posted by: Diogenes

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (ycI94)

241 Already insulted the poor Japanese by giving the country Rahm Emanuel for US Ambassador.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (NFX2v)

242 There are some extraordinary talents out there. Terminator 2 claymation scene:

https://tinyurl.com/5b8hspuc

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (lX8VI)

243 Another thing that having aids walking around him in public can do is if Joe ever falls, one of them can "fess up" and claim to have accidently tripped him.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (krQz2)

244 After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (2UnvF)

245 Nip bastards. My uncle liberated the Palestinian Holocamp at Nagasaki. Hated those bucktooth slant eyes after they killed him at Guadalumprimmazure.

Posted by: Joe with with the nuclear footstool at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (DhOlS)

246 I know you guys are trying to trick people into clicking on Ackbar's link, BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl)

247 238 THOSE SLANTS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden

Eat your heart out, Muldoon and others. That right there is pure poetry lol

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 06:01 PM (ycI94)

248
The two youngest people to build a nuclear reactor came from Arkansas and Tennessee.

I forget which state some Boy Scout built some small scale reactor which went critical was from. I keep meaning to check on his 'above six feet under status'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

249 It will be virtually impossible for any of them to catch him should he fall, he is more likely to take one or two down with him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

250 > "Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again."

Well obviously they have to have a phalanx of aides flanking Biden, or else they risk this happening again:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8oLLfXHeta8

Posted by: Just reporting at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (DyWC7)

251 In the beginning of his""presidency" and he fell up the stairs, I was amazed that nobody y B ran to help him. It was stunning, but also telling nobody. I don't think the people around him like him!

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (0uQp2)

252 Might be better to illustrate the concept with someone who isn't Elizabeth Taylor!
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (lX8VI)

https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (di6C2)

253 I know you guys are trying to trick people into clicking on Ackbar's link, BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl)
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There was absolutely nothing wrong with that picture.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

254 They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.

Nobody likes naggers. That's one reason marriage rates are down.

Posted by: They'll both kill you, one group just takes longer at May 02, 2024 06:03 PM (Wc83a)

255
Honey, I Tripped The President



In theaters this summer

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl)

256 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (di6C2)

LMAO!!

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI)

257 Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic. This is my favorite:

The leader of the right-leaning Sansai Party, Sohei Kamiya, was less polite.

"It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs."

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
_______________

Thank God we have Biden in the White House to restore American prestige and international respect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

258 They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.

Nobody likes naggers. That's one reason marriage rates are down.
Posted by: They'll both kill you

Oh, Naggers. Of course.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (ycI94)

259 After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Judge is making Trump make campaign stops every day in FNYC.
Good plan.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (cOq4q)

260 One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (oiNtH)

261 Oh, Naggers. Of course.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (ycI94)
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Randy...the clue was "people who annoy you!!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (Be/+i)

262 BONSAI!!!!

Posted by: Chance the Gardener-President at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (DhOlS)

263 260 One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.

you'd think some enterprising wokester would have nipped that in the bud.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (v3pYe)

264 I surround a phallus full of AIDS once!

*re-reads headline*

Oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: Mayor Butt at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (s3On1)

265 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (di6C2)

There's always this one:

https://tinyurl.com/2yp24kye

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

266 It would help if they gave Biden an exoskeleton. Same as for Clinton.

Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (gQbO4)

267 Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.

Biden's claim that Russia has no immigration is also weird - Russia has millions of immigrants from Central Asia, to the extent that Central Asians working on construction projects in Russia is a cliche.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (uxCna)

268 Joe will be out tomorrow with a story of how he befriended a guy from Okinawa who taught him karate which he used to win the All Valley Karate Tournament.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (2UnvF)

269 251 In the beginning of his""presidency" and he fell up the stairs, I was amazed that nobody y B ran to help him. It was stunning, but also telling nobody. I don't think the people around him like him!
---
I worked with a guy who was NCOIC of enlisted security on Air Force 2 when Hubert Humphrey was VP. He said no one is allowed to come up the stairs from the ground when the principle is on them. When the principal takes the first step up, protection passes from the ground detail to the plane's detail.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (woPEM)

270
LMAO!!
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI)

https://tinyurl.com/4ampmtwx

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (di6C2)

271 About a week ago, AP MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister James Marape accused Joe Biden of disparaging the South Pacific island nation by implying that an uncle of the U.S. president had been eaten by “cannibals” there during World War II.

Now, Japan. Oh, wait! India, too. YouTubeLIVE: Biden Says "Xenophobia" Hampering India's Growth | Indian Economy | Vantage with Palki Sharma

Joey's a warrior for the entire world.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (NFX2v)

272 you'd think some enterprising wokester would have nipped that in the bud.
Posted by: anachronda

I've only got the one bullet

Posted by: Woke Barney Fife, bud-nipper at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (DhOlS)

273 Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lol...I ALMOST added nips as an option, but thought...nah, there's no way he'd go that far. Plus...it might go over better for him. How many people under 30 would even understand that as a slur?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (ycI94)
_______________

Why is that a slur?

British --> Brits - no problem
Nipponses --> Nips - slur

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

274 Pretty much only 1 unforgivable term here at the HQ. For that usage you will be cast into outer darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

275 You know... it'd be cheaper for the taxpaying public to just put that fucker in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

276 What he needs is one of those customized bubble wrap suits so no matter which way he falls he is padded.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (MeG8a)

277 /off flaming "putts from the rough" dead piano player sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

278 I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack, and it's possible that it didn't get set up properly. Same same with the verticle grip on the forearm.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)

So the "excuse" is that our readiness is terrible because if something blows up the crew will be all busy getting the guns ready to fire for 5 minutes while the other side gets free shots?

Reminds me of a story from Viktor Suvarov's book on the Soviet Army. Army greatcoats had been closed using hook and eye fasteners so you could move freely on your belly with them. Men could get ready during an alert almost instantly and be off. But then the Army added epaulettes and buttons to look good. But the buttons and stuff had to be cut off before an alert and reapplied afterward with lights on. Then after the alert the process had to be reversed. To fix this the USSR just defined that alerts would always be a half hour notice.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

279 I forget which state some Boy Scout built some small scale reactor which went critical was from. I keep meaning to check on his 'above six feet under status'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Michigan, David Hahn. He is dead but not of cancer, OD'd and had an unhappy life apparently including later schizophrenia. He was trying for a breeder reactor but failed.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (peJ7P)

280 249 It will be virtually impossible for any of them to catch him should he fall, he is more likely to take one or two down with him.

ah. the resurgence of the good ol' domino theory. well played.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (v3pYe)

281 One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.

I think that the Japanese American Citizens League got McHale's Navy to stop using the word "Japs". "Nips" was deemed acceptable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (uxCna)

282 Joe will be out tomorrow with a story of how he befriended a guy from Okinawa who taught him karate which he used to win the All Valley Karate Tournament.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Joe never got past the wax off part.

Posted by: Mr. Miklosyagi at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (DhOlS)

283 I remember when FDR went on Twitter to advise the American people that he had decided to use the atomic bomb on Japan.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (MNhXM)

284 https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM


Smolder.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)

285 Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles

https://tinyurl.com/dzzrdzrc

The thing that always struck me about this photo was how... almost Manichean it is. She is almost luminous with happiness and fun. He looks like he is one drink from dying of alcohol poisoning. Just miserable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (di6C2)

286 284 https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM


Smolder.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)

No clue….

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

287 That green paste is hot, jack. Gives me the shits!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:11 PM (R4t5M)

288
After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha

Don't laugh. If RFK Jr gets on the ballot in New York State Trump could win the state. Plus California, which RFK Jr got on the ballot a couple of days ago.


🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 Five boxes of popcorn. Pixy rejects six.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (RKVpM)

289 Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.

Biden's claim that Russia has no immigration is also weird - Russia has millions of immigrants from Central Asia, to the extent that Central Asians working on construction projects in Russia is a cliche.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (uxCna)

It gets a little murky because some of those CAs were in the USSR before bits broke off, and some of the workers Russians bitch about are from CA that is still inside of Russia now.

I remember in the early 80s SCTV had a hilarious show where the station was jammed by CCP1, Russian TV. One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

290 The optimum moment for Biden to fall again is during the first presidential debate as he walks onstage...

...assuming that he's even going to be the candidate.



Posted by: Just reporting at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (DyWC7)

291 heheheh, nips, hehehehe

Posted by: Beavis at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (SYTee)

292 287 That green paste is hot, jack. Gives me the shits!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:11 PM (R4t5M)

REAL wasabi is delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (di6C2)

293 30
'that could be what I hate about the Democrats the most'

THAT's what you hate the most? Not their constant war on freedom, human nature, religion, the rule of law, infanticide, hatefulness...?

I guess we all have diverse reasons.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (roH4R)

294 That Navy photo. I can tell you from experience that Navy handling of small arms has never been good. Sure, there’s the Seals, but the average sailor almost never touches them. We had 1 range day the entire time I was on my boat and it was terrifying.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (oXJE6)

295 https://tinyurl.com/dzzrdzrc

The thing that always struck me about this photo was how... almost Manichean it is. She is almost luminous with happiness and fun. He looks like he is one drink from dying of alcohol poisoning. Just miserable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (di6C2)

Keeping an eye on the pie...not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (8zz6B)

296 You know, any time you meet somebody in New Delhi, he's gonna have a slight Indian accent....

Posted by: Statesman Joe at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (DhOlS)

297 22 If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94)

Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.'


pretty sure nobody wants a nip slip from biden

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe)

298 One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat

Uzbeks.

You may know one.

Do not give them alcohol or matches.

Posted by: Miklos prefers "Hey Georgi" at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (DhOlS)

299 It gets a little murky because some of those CAs were in the USSR before bits broke off, and some of the workers Russians bitch about are from CA that is still inside of Russia now.

Millions of Central Asians moved to Russia after the fall of the USSR.

A few years ago, one of the most popular recurring comedy skits on Russian TV was two Central Asian construction workers making life miserable for their Russian boss.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (uxCna)

300 I remember in the early 80s SCTV had a hilarious show where the station was jammed by CCP1, Russian TV. One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

CCP1 was a recurring gag on SCTV. Never not funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (8zz6B)

301 I visited New Delhi and it was striking how everyone sounded just like the guy at 7-11.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (woPEM)

302 pretty sure nobody wants a nip slip from biden
Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe)

I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.

I hate you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2)

303 I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.

I hate you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2)
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Thanks a lot. Your mind went there and decided the rest of us needed to join you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

304 And, of course, the CO's chickenwing stance reveals a lack of basic rifle shooting instruction.

I saw that comment a lot and I understand that it's not what's taught now but if you look down the line at any high power match, you'll see that stance a lot.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (sNc8Y)

305 So the "excuse" is that our readiness is terrible because if something blows up the crew will be all busy getting the guns ready to fire for 5 minutes while the other side gets free shots?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM


Well, if true, the alternative is to spend (as someone pointed out above) $$$$$$$$$ to install new arms racks.

THAT could significantly impact the DEI and 7th Fleet OOD training (but I repeat myself) budgets. Can't have that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

306 Hey Narendra, we should go to this place in Delaware. Good coffee, and the guy there is a dot head like you!

Then burgers at my place!

Posted by: Statesman Joe at May 02, 2024 06:18 PM (DhOlS)

307
Thanks a lot. Your mind went there and decided the rest of us needed to join you.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

By way of compensation.

https://tinyurl.com/4h8efsn5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (di6C2)

308 I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.

I hate you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2)

Was it Andrew or Mario Cuomo who had that done, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (8zz6B)

309 I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.

I hate you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (a3Q+t)

310 After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha

Trump did construction projects. If are running a construction project, and you have any sense, you drop by the construction site with pizzas periodically, and see what issues the workers are having getting the building built.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (uxCna)

311 I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.

What? It's not so bad!
https://tinyurl.com/yck9bcve

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (ycI94)

312 Was it Andrew or Mario Cuomo who had that done, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (8zz6B)

Andrew, as he says in 309.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (di6C2)

313
Michigan, David Hahn. He is dead but not of cancer, OD'd and had an unhappy life apparently including later schizophrenia. He was trying for a breeder reactor but failed.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM


Sad. I hope he did score at least a 'Nuclear Engineering' merit badge for his efforts. I barely made Tenderfoot before being molested in 'the Scouts'. Coulda used some pocket sub-critical materials.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (RKVpM)

314 My nipples have no refractory period.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (woPEM)

315 Trump did construction projects.

Trump has interacted more with blue collar workers than anyone else in the higher reaches of American politics.

It shows.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (uxCna)

316 I saw that comment a lot and I understand that it's not what's taught now but if you look down the line at any high power match, you'll see that stance a lot.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM


I know a number of high-power match shooters, and that officer is no high-power match shooter. ;-)

If you look closely, you can see that the upper handguard isn't properly secured, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

317 Well, if true, the alternative is to spend (as someone pointed out above) $$$$$$$$$ to install new arms racks.

THAT could significantly impact the DEI and 7th Fleet OOD training (but I repeat myself) budgets. Can't have that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Is there really much point in sailors having scoped rifles at all? Excluding a few trained snipers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (8zz6B)

318 How long can they drag this trial out
4 mknths?

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

319 How long can they drag this trial out
4 mknths?
Posted by: Skip

Longer if there is a water leak.

Posted by: Fulton County at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (DhOlS)

320 Nood. Hits that are quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2)

321 Look, fat! Tojo came over to dinner the other day. Told him he needed more immigrants. 'Cept that Godzilla fella. That was a bad dude...NO JOKE!

America sent Perry Mason over to take care of him. Giant lizard bastard put him in a wheelchair. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Pull-Ups not just for kids" Biden at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (2ErpS)

322 One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat

Uzbeks.

You may know one.

Do not give them alcohol or matches.
Posted by: Miklos prefers "Hey Georgi" at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (DhOlS)

Hey Georgi! was good but the game show "What fits into Russia" always put me into hysterics.

Texas (slaps it in Siberia). So much for you Cowboy Capitalists! Your so great state is like a TINY STAR in the vast cosmos of MOTHER RUSSIA! (laughs derisively)

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

323 He's the Potempkin President.

Posted by: Kirk at May 02, 2024 06:34 PM (zwLUf)

324 Sock repair process completed.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 06:39 PM (MkuC5)

325 OMG. even the Japs are giving Biden shit!

This is a first, I believe.

Posted by: pawn at May 02, 2024 09:40 PM (QB+5g)

326 Oh my goodness, that Parkinsonian gait is something to behold. Flanking him only draws more attention to it. Yikes.

Posted by: NAB at May 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3sHsl)

327 All they're doing is creating a stark visual contrast between Biden's walk and how normal people walk.

Posted by: Shane McGwoan's Liver at May 03, 2024 05:28 PM (zKIaw)

"Trump Is Going to Win:" Swing Staters Prefer Trump

A poll from Kaplan Strategies puts Trump up over Biden by 15 points in Michigan.

Six months ahead of the November election, former President Donald Trump is leading Democrat incumbent Joe Biden by a whopping 15 points in Michigan, a key swing state. According to a Kaplan Strategies survey, the former president polled 51 percent to 36 percent in the battleground state. The margin of error for the survey was plus/minus 3.5 percentage points.

Is this a sign of something? Nah. It's an outlier. No other poll shows such a blow-out race. Every other poll has it close in Michigan.

Other polls have also shown varying results for Michigan. An Emerson College/The Hill poll released earlier this week indicated Biden trailing Trump marginally in Michigan (44 percent to 45 percent), while a Bloomberg News and Morning Consult poll suggested Biden ahead of Trump (47 percent to 45 percent).

Of course, to be close in Michigan is a coup for a Republican...

Also, it's worth pointing out that outlier polls exist. When Marist or MSNBC trumpets a poll showing Biden with a narrow lead in national polling, remember, this Kaplan poll has Trump up by 15 points. There is no #BelieveAllPolls movement. Some are just wrong.

The recent polling news for Trump is mostly good. The new Bloomberg poll has Trump ahead, everywhere.

What do you mean, "everywhere"?

EV-ER-Y-WHER-UH!


Political Polls
@Politics_Polls

.@MorningConsult / Bloomberg News Poll:

NEVADA
Trump 51% (+8 )
Biden 43%
.
WISCONSIN
Trump 48% (+4)
Biden 44%
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NORTH CAROLINA
Trump 51% (+10)
Biden 41%
.
ARIZONA
Trump 49% (+7)
Biden 42%
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GEORGIA
Trump 49% (+6)
Biden 43%
.
PENNSYLVANIA
Trump 47% (+1)
Biden 46%
.
MICHIGAN
Biden 47% (+2)
Trump 45%

4,969 RV, 4/8-15

That's not the only poll showing Trump ahead -- the Emerson poll has him winning in all seven swing states, too.

And I repeat: Trump always gets more votes than his polls suggest. There are a lot of shy -- or browbeaten -- Trump voters who won't tell pollsters they're voting for the Bad Orange Man.

The latest Emerson College/The Hill poll reveals that former President Donald Trump holds a slight edge over President Joe Biden in all seven key swing states, Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

Key Details:

Trump leads Biden by four points in Arizona, three points in Georgia, one point in Michigan, one point in Nevada, five points in North Carolina, and two points in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

Independent voters favor Trump over Biden in five of the seven states, with Biden leading among independents in Georgia and Wisconsin.

Emerson College/The Hill also included polling of key Senate races in Arizona and Pennsylvania, with Republican candidates Kari Lake and David McCormick steadily gaining over their Democratic opponents in their respective states.

A CBS/YouGov poll finds that Trump leads Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and is just behind Biden in Michiganistan. Trump leads -- barely -- in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin by a single point in both states, 50-49. He is barely behind Biden, 51-49, in Michiganistan.

This poll has a lot of bad news for Biden. Although abortion gives Biden a lift, he's behind on the issue of the economy, and the increasingly-salient question of whether he or Biden had a successful presidency.

Voters rating the current economy vs. the economy as they remembered it under the Bad Orange Man:

economylookingback.jpg

In 2020, voters said that Biden "understood voters like us." Now that has flipped and Trump has the edge on the issue:

voterslikeme.jpg

In Pennsylvania, near-majorities say they'd be better off financially under Trump, and worse off financially under Brandon:

pennslyvaniaeconomy.jpg

This is another poll that finds that Trump does better when RFKJr. is not named as an option -- in other words, Kennedy is pulling more from Trump than Biden.

In Michigan, with the presence of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the net gap between Mr. Biden and Trump is the same, but Kennedy looks like he's drawing more interest from the kinds of voters backing Trump than backing Mr. Biden.

Most of those picking Kennedy in a four-way ballot test backed Trump initially in a two-way race with Mr. Biden, including leaners.

This is a problem for Trump. Trump's core voters are a mix of conservatives and old-school blue-collar Kennedy-era disaffected Democrats. With an actual Kennedy in a race, some of those voters defect.

Sad:

trumpisgoingtowin.jpg


"Pause."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:56 PM




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1 K.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 02, 2024 03:56 PM (DTX3h)

2 "We'll see about that."
-Detroit, Maricopa, Philly, Fulton, and a few others to be named later

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

3 First

Posted by: Hotspur at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (s+fs+)

4 Is this a sign of something? Nah. It's an outlier. No other poll shows such a blow-out race. Every other poll has it close in Michigan.

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There was one a few weeks ago showing him up by 8. Might have been the same in the series. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

5 I'm looking forward to Rob Reiner going up in flames.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (IVzXc)

6 Imagine what the deep state is doing now to ensure when Trump wins the election he can't do anything meaningful.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (JeYYB)

7 And I repeat: Trump always gets more votes than his polls suggest. There are a lot of shy -- or browbeaten -- Trump voters who won't tell pollsters they're voting for the Bad Orange Man.

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The average from 2020 was off by a lot. Something like 7 points in favor of Biden.

It was so bad that the polling firms were public about a mea culpa for getting is so bad, but it didn't last long and there's been no news I know of about them changing anything regarding anything they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

8 A poll from Kaplan Strategies puts Trump up over Biden by 15 points in Michigan.
++++
Three immediate thoughts come to mind:
1. We're seven months out, and far too early for relevant polls
2. The whole "relevant polls" thing in general
3. Wayne County elections officials

Now I'll go actually read the post in case there are interesting sub-findings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (HnUIn)

9 I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

10 In 2020, voters said that Biden "understood voters like us." Now that has flipped and Trump has the edge on the issue:

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I hate that people vote on this sort of shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

11 >>@meghan McCain; Trump is going to win"

Not if you put you're back fat into it.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (pmB3q)

12 Of course, to be close in Michigan is a coup for a Republican...
++++
A Republican won it once.

They were more careful the next time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)

13 This is a problem for Trump. Trump's core voters are a mix of conservatives and old-school blue-collar Kennedy-era disaffected Democrats. With an actual Kennedy in a race, some of those voters defect.

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3rd party candidates have underperformed their polling for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

14 Yea but .............................

Dorcus Blimeline says Trump's BREATH STINKS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (rcLES)

15 Although abortion gives Biden a lift

He also needs to separate.

Posted by: Cross Your Heart at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)

16 And I repeat: Trump always gets more votes than his polls suggest. There are a lot of shy -- or browbeaten -- Trump voters who won't tell pollsters they're voting for the Bad Orange Man.
++++
At least so far, yes. The better polling approach in 2016, IIRC, was asking not who the person was voting for, but who he thought his neighbor was voting for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (HnUIn)

17 12 Of course, to be close in Michigan is a coup for a Republican...
++++
A Republican won it once.

They were more careful the next time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)

=======

Blaming a state governor for the criminal negligence of city officials was remarkably effective!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

18 When does it hit the point the deep state gives up on manufacturing votes to give Biden the win no matter what, and switch to letting Trump win but blocking every single thing he does?

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (AR07F)

19 I kind of wish they wouldn't show polls.
The Party stewards already know the score.

As Trump's transformation into America's Nelson Mandela continues, the Left is going to do something profoundly destructive to keep themselves in power.

The polls give the radicals a reason for performing desperate acts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (4HcMG)

20 Lucy! Football! Aaarggghh!

Posted by: Lies, Damned Lies, and Polls at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (qUkBO)

21 Not if you put you're back fat into it.
Posted by: Truthbomb at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (pmB3q)

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She has a lot more front fat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (JeYYB)

22 I predict election night is going to be a long night.

For plumbers.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (1ey23)

23 Democrats see this. They'recgonnaxswap out Biden, someway, somehow, the rules be damned.

Or try the National Emergency ploy.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (vTTFR)

24 What other politician in America draws such large and enthusiastic crowds?

No one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:02 PM (RIvkX)

25 Does anyone else think Trump sound a little like Jerry Lewis? I'd have to hear him belt out a random Flavin! to be sure but they must have had similar environments growing up.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 04:02 PM (Y6IkP)

26 Trump leads Biden by four points in Arizona, three points in Georgia, one point in Michigan, one point in Nevada, five points in North Carolina, and two points in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.
++++
Assuming that's even remotely accurate, only North Carolina is possibly outside a regular effort at cheating. Even that is still achievable if they set their minds to it.

I hope Biden keeps fucking that chicken. For Trump to win it - unless the Party wants him to (or is willing to allow it), anyway, which I think is possible - he needs much, much deeper margins.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

27 I wouldn't be counting my chickens before they cross the road. We are going to see epic levels of cheat an order of magnitude greater than 2020.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 04:02 PM (QNSds)

28
Wait a minute, there were at least 317,000 folks who entered art school based on their prowess at completing a "Draw Me" sketch found in matchbook covers of a pirate's head?

Why didn't an enterprising welding school do much the same with matchbooks using the come hither slogan, "Light Me"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (xG4kz)

29 It ain't the votes, it's who counts them.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (uqyzO)

30 Do you think there's any truth to the "they're going to bust out the bird flu and make us wear masks and stay inside again" theory?

September surprise?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (JeYYB)

31 New GOP leadership seems to be focusing on swing states where fraud and electoral irregularities have been a problem. They've won a few lawsuits on poll watchers, mail in ballots and voter registration. Should be interesting in places like Phili. They're setup to catch and challenge any attempts at fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (YF3RS)

32 In 2020, voters said that Biden "understood voters like us." Now that has flipped and Trump has the edge on the issue:
++++
Which should I go with here?

1. Biden doesn't understand *anything* about anyone because he's a demented old fool
2. Biden only understands urban political power and Washington

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (HnUIn)

33 I hate that people vote on this sort of shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
====
With Which candidate would you rather drink a beer?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (RIvkX)

34 Red Wave!

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 04:04 PM (MvF+J)

35 Maybe that witch Whitmer will try extra-hard (illegal) to "fortify" the election -- and get caught.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 02, 2024 04:04 PM (Rekkz)

36 Well…he isn’t orange. But he is now a strange shade of brown. Honestly, who does his stage makeup? That person needs to be kidnapped and secretly replaced.

I do think it’s funny he made his point and then went on to explain how you just go on if you don’t get the response you were hoping for with the bonus of explaining how his teleprompter works. Even with all that meandering, his mental acuity is running right over Biden’s.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

37 So far, they keep claiming that bird flu is jumping to mammals like cats. These flu viruses do this all the time. Does not mean it will jump to humans. I've read nothing that indicates that is happening.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (yeEu9)

38 Bruh?

Posted by: 2022 Red Tsunami at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (Hn5Yb)

39 He also needs to separate.
Posted by: Cross Your Heart at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)
===

Lady, excuse me but what are you doing with that tape measure?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (RIvkX)

40 Mika Brzezinski: "Good lord, don't make a parallel with January 6."
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Right but for the wrong reason/s.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (vtyCZ)

41 Yeah, you just wait until Joe Shitmypants starts putting real energy into his campaign and focusing on walking without falling. He's gonna be a dynamo

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (YF3RS)

42 33 I hate that people vote on this sort of shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
====
With Which candidate would you rather drink a beer?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (RIvkX)

=======

With which candidate would you like to spend a drunken weekend with on Ibiza?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

43 Is this a sign of something? Nah. It's an outlier. No other poll shows such a blow-out race. Every other poll has it close in Michigan.
-
It's clearly correct. More needs to be done.

Posted by: CAIR at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (Dnobf)

44 I'm looking forward to Rob Reiner going up in flames.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (IVzXc)

Hopefully, it will be like lighting the beacons of Gondor where leftist light themselves on fire one after another from Hollywood to DC.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (XT+5H)

45 27 I wouldn't be counting my chickens before they cross the road. We are going to see epic levels of cheat an order of magnitude greater than 2020.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024

And the more polls show Biden in trouble, the more cheating will be planned.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

46 We've had 3.5 years to destroy Trump since the Election. Why aren't we ahead in the polls, and what needs to happen to ensure victory?

The early elections including the one in NY Tuesday prove to me polls are bs. No one paid attention while, for decades, Republicans flooded lower courts with conservative judges. The end of Gerrymandering will help keep states from so much voter suppression.

In the primaries, so far, Trump has lost a lot of voters to Haley and others. This is not a good sign for him. It is a good sign for Biden as he may be able to pick up some of those voters who appear to be never Trumpers.

Most major MSM outlets don't call out Trump's crazy and authoritarian shit.

Because we are "nice" and "go high when they go low". We think it’s in bad taste to do the equivalent of the tan suit or the Swift Boat stuff. We bring pillows to a gunfight.

Agree entirely. The Trump and the R/W message is getting through, but not ours. Trump is given credit for what Biden does well. Biden gets the blame for what Trump messed up. The gravity of what Trump has done is lost.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

47 Yeah.

The votes don't matter. Who COUNTS the votes matters.

And the miraculous Detroit voting boxes with tens of thousands of votes recorded for hundreds of ballots found.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (N1tpc)

48 It was so bad that the polling firms were public about a mea culpa for getting is so bad, but it didn't last long and there's been no news I know of about them changing anything regarding anything they do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You can't fix the cheap RDD polling strategy due to cell phones, call screening, etc.

You have to go to list and frame designs. You essentially use the geographic frame with personal interviews to correct errors in the statewide polling list frame to find out the unknowables baked into the cake using phone or internet polling.

I did that for the USDA crop reports to earn money during summers for grad school. Top of the line results but very very expensive as in hundreds of millions of dollars spent on the annual crop report nationally by enumerators.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (peJ7P)

49 First thing that happens if Trump wins is enough GOPe retirements in Congress to hand it back to the Dems. The second thing that happens is impeachment hearings. 4 years of them.

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (AR07F)

50 In Pennsylvania, near-majorities say they'd be better off financially under Trump, and worse off financially under Brandon:
++++
That's actually interesting. Most people (based on increasingly weird and unreliable statistics) are worse off now than they were in 2019, even 2020. There is a direct, easy comparison between the two with little time distortion. But that also isn't the question.

If I were being honest with a pollster - and I wouldn't be, which is probably why they don't call me - I actually don't know how I would answer this. When the 2024 election comes, I will likely be unemployed and my immediate future is going to be declining regardless of who wins. My intermediate-term prospects are probably better under Trump, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (HnUIn)

51 Trump sings everywhere, man,
Trump wins everywhere --
'Cross the deserts bare, man,
Breathe that mountain air --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (J2vNu)

52 5 I'm looking forward to Rob Reiner going up in flames.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (IVzXc)

Should probably put HAZMAT on call for that event.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (uqyzO)

53
You know, diversity is almost certainly our strength. Except those Jews.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (RKVpM)

54 37 So far, they keep claiming that bird flu is jumping to mammals like cats. These flu viruses do this all the time. Does not mean it will jump to humans. I've read nothing that indicates that is happening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (yeEu9)

--------

You might have misunderstood me, I don't give a shit about bird flu and still don't beleive in covid, I was just wondering if people thought they'd use a "flu" to up those mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (JeYYB)

55 Not if you put you're back fat into it.
Posted by: Truthbomb at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (pmB3q)

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She has a lot more front fat.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (JeYYB)


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Side Fat at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (eDfFs)

56 I'm really interested in what people think is going to dramatically change between now and November that's going to propel Biden into the lead.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (YF3RS)

57 It wouldn't surprise me to find out Joe is wearing some sort of corset so he stands up straighter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

58 Polling, polling, polling
Here comes money rolling
Keeps our coffers swollen
With polls!

Posted by: Jake and Elwood Rasmussen at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (OguvZ)

59 But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (n+4am)

60 46 Because we are "nice" and "go high when they go low". We think it’s in bad taste to do the equivalent of the tan suit or the Swift Boat stuff. We bring pillows to a gunfight.

Agree entirely. The Trump and the R/W message is getting through, but not ours. Trump is given credit for what Biden does well. Biden gets the blame for what Trump messed up. The gravity of what Trump has done is lost.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

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1. Trump is being actively prosecuted for a non-crime like he's a violent criminal, and these guys are on other threads high-fiving about how the traitor is about to go to jail forever. They are really dumb.
2. The idea that the left has no power to get its message out always entertains me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

61 Not if you put you're back fat into it.
Posted by: Truthbomb at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (pmB3q)

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She has a lot more front fat.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (JeYYB)

Don't forget me!
Posted by: Side Fat at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (eDfFs)



Hey, I'm right here!

Posted by: Melon Head at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (eDfFs)

62 Money talks, bullshit walks.

Every. Time.

You can bugfalo and bs and lie to people all you want. But when they see the costs at the pump, in the grocery store and in their heating/cooling bills, all the bs goes out the window.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (+98Vn)

63 Hope Trump's security team is on alert.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (Rekkz)

64 Just talkin' out of my nether region here but I wonder if the "Shy Trump Voter" syndrome isn't as real as it was in '16 or '20. I mean, if you were going to be embarrassed to admit backing someone this year, wouldn't it be FJB?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (sNc8Y)

65 48 You can't fix the cheap RDD polling strategy due to cell phones, call screening, etc.

You have to go to list and frame designs. You essentially use the geographic frame with personal interviews to correct errors in the statewide polling list frame to find out the unknowables baked into the cake using phone or internet polling.

I did that for the USDA crop reports to earn money during summers for grad school. Top of the line results but very very expensive as in hundreds of millions of dollars spent on the annual crop report nationally by enumerators.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (peJ7P)

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Which tells me that polls are just getting worse, not better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

66 There are some really interesting possibilities in the senate. With Mitch out, and no real agreement on a successor we may actually get some traction.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (YF3RS)

67 >"Trump Is Going to Win:" Swing Staters Prefer Trump


I would caution you people against orally gratifying one another at the present time 🐺

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (/7KEl)

68 31 New GOP leadership seems to be focusing on swing states where fraud and electoral irregularities have been a problem. They've won a few lawsuits on poll watchers, mail in ballots and voter registration. Should be interesting in places like Phili. They're setup to catch and challenge any attempts at fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T

Much of the reason that big fraud won in 2020 was that the GOP was actively hostile to fighting it before, during, and after the fact even when those favored the GOP. I came to the conclusion that GOP officeholders and the party infrastructure wanted Trump gone as much as the Dems--over China, endless wars abroad, and open borders.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (peJ7P)

69 37 So far, they keep claiming that bird flu is jumping to mammals like cats. These flu viruses do this all the time. Does not mean it will jump to humans. I've read nothing that indicates that is happening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (yeEu9)

So, don't eat cats?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (uqyzO)

70 I am here to tell you that the Dems grand poobahs abandoned all hope of replacing bidet on the ballot and will now focus all their energies on taking the House and expanding Senate.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (V13WU)

71 Polling sample options (most to least reliable):
1. Likely Voters.
2. Registered Voters.
3. Adults.
4. Internet thingies.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (qUkBO)

72 56 I'm really interested in what people think is going to dramatically change between now and November that's going to propel Biden into the lead.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (YF3RS)

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PA SoS blatantly breaking the law for the third election in a row and no court lifting a finger to stop him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

73 PENNSYLVANIA (+1)
MICHIGAN (+2)


Trying to give the Democrats hope: "that's WELL within the margin of theft!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 04:10 PM (gf6mn)

74 I don't know why Biden is behind Trump in the polls. The media keeps telling me the economy is incredible and Pelosi told me Biden created more jobs than anybody. Ever.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:10 PM (JeYYB)

75 No house and no senate, what can possibly be done ?

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:10 PM (V13WU)

76 Although abortion gives Biden a lift
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He also needs to separate.
Posted by: Cross Your Heart
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Joe's always been The Outlaw.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 04:10 PM (vtyCZ)

77 Any one with 2 brain cells would prefer President Trump over Joe Biden.

Like comparing Sydney Sweeney to Hillary Clinton as to who you would like to join you in The Hot Tub.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 04:10 PM (4a+k3)

78 Michigan voted in 2022 to pass Proposal 2, which puts election cheating into the State Constitution:

Proposal 2 added the following policies to the state constitution:

-- creating a nine-day early voting period;
-- requiring voters to present photo identification or sign an affidavit when voting in person or applying for an absentee ballot;
-- requiring the state to fund a number of absentee ballot dropboxes;

Proposal 2 also added constitutional language saying that "harassing, threatening, or intimidating conduct," as well as laws, regulations, and practices, that have "the intent or effect of denying, abridging, interfering with, or unreasonably burdening the fundamental right to vote" are prohibited.

https://bit.ly/3UhuNcE

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2024 04:11 PM (P5BPp)

79 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)
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So bonkers, so batsh*t crazy it beggars belief.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:11 PM (RIvkX)

80 The polls are tightening in Michigan in PA, with Biden within a margin of error!!

--October 21, 2024

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:11 PM (V13WU)

81 will the private sector just roll over and die?

because if they want to live, they're going to need to get the Dems out of power ASAP

I guess we'll find out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2024 04:11 PM (s3qiR)

82 Much of the reason that big fraud won in 2020 was that the GOP was actively hostile to fighting it before, during, and after the fact even when those favored the GOP. I came to the conclusion that GOP officeholders and the party infrastructure wanted Trump gone as much as the Dems--over China, endless wars abroad, and open borders.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (peJ7P)
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I believe there were indications some state GOP officials were running their own fraud machines.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

83 Never let it be said that Trump isn't an incredibly funny guy.

His Barr tweet was hilarious. "...so I hereby withdraw 'lethargic'. Thank you, Bill!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (gf6mn)

84 Highly unlikely Dems will take back the House. I don't see that happening no matter how much electoral fraud and unconstitutional redistricting NY does.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (YF3RS)

85 Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (JeYYB)

Well, I think we'll have "bird flu" bugabaloo (sp?) for the Fall.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (XkYcA)

86 Money talks, bullshit walks.

Every. Time.

You can bugfalo and bs and lie to people all you want. But when they see the costs at the pump, in the grocery store and in their heating/cooling bills, all the bs goes out the window.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (+98Vn)


True.

I'm more or less pissed off every time I go to the grocery store.

I can't be the only one.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (eDfFs)

87 I thought the same way in 2020. I will keep buying ammo until then. And after that I will keep buying ammo.

Posted by: Picric at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (13tTk)

88 28
Wait a minute, there were at least 317,000 folks who entered art school based on their prowess at completing a "Draw Me" sketch found in matchbook covers of a pirate's head?

Why didn't an enterprising welding school do much the same with matchbooks using the come hither slogan, "Light Me"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (xG4kz)


Those were for the Art Instruction School, which is still a going concern, not the Art Institutes.

Posted by: goozer at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (5aMWQ)

89 I would caution you people against orally gratifying one another at the present time 🐺
Posted by: Don Black
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Incumbent elections by and large are based on a referendum. From all signs, the economy will get even worse, the Fed cannot cut interest rates or inflation will soar, and disorder fairly or unfairly is blamed on the incumbent administration.

Truman beats Dewey in 1948 is one of the few counter examples but Dewey sat on his ass and did not do shit on the campaign trail for months like Biden. I don't see Trump doing that.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (peJ7P)

90 I hope these polls are right, I’m hard on Trump, but I want him to win.

My biggest concern is we relying on traditionally blue states to flip red. Never a good proposition.

But there’s no question. Trump has never looked stronger in any previous election polll than he does now.

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 04:12 PM (RKkAM)

91 Michigan will be the real test. I don't know if Trump can win more than the margin of cheat.

And I'm pretty sure they're going to cheat, because only the SoS can challenge an election.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (krQz2)

92 It boggles the mind that there are still 36% of people in this country who are so pants-shittingly stupid that they would willingly vote for Grandpa Badfinger again. After four years of getting absolutely rogered up the squeakhole at every turn, they'll go do it, again.

Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (oqH4h)

93 89 I would caution you people against orally gratifying one another at the present time 🐺
Posted by: Don Black

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There's always a party pooper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (JeYYB)

94 I'm more or less pissed off every time I go to the grocery store.

I can't be the only one.


it gets worse every week it seems

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (AR07F)

95 66 There are some really interesting possibilities in the senate. With Mitch out, and no real agreement on a successor we may actually get some traction.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (YF3RS)

Absolutely. Send money or the Democrats will win!

* I'm John Thune and I approve this message.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (1ey23)

96 "I'm more or less pissed off every time I go to the grocery store."

There is always some item I need, that when I find it and look at the price, I mutter YGBFKM!

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (MvF+J)

97 They are going to cheat in MI and AZ again.

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (wyl5F)

98 Summertime and the living is easy
fish are jumping and the cotton is high

Well, that's the way it used to be.

Now, the living is queasy, the cops are jumping and the students are high.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (lCWOD)

99 92 It boggles the mind that there are still 36% of people in this country who are so pants-shittingly stupid that they would willingly vote for Grandpa Badfinger again. After four years of getting absolutely rogered up the squeakhole at every turn, they'll go do it, again.


they are, in some way, paid by the govt

it's a lot of people - welfare recipients, govt workers and contractors, healthcare now, and education

plus all their dependents

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (s3qiR)

100 I'd like to be among the first to congratulate the President on his upcoming landslide re-election

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (/7KEl)

101 Everyone has their issues with DJT, myself included. But the more they attack him the more support he will get. It's already happening and will only increase until election day. IF we have another election, that is...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (MeG8a)

102 I would caution you people against orally gratifying one another at the present time 🐺
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (a3Q+t)

103 It boggles the mind that there are still 36% of people in this country who are so pants-shittingly stupid that they would willingly vote for Grandpa Badfinger again. After four years of getting absolutely rogered up the squeakhole at every turn, they'll go do it, again.
Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (oqH4h)
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I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump.

/only a slight exagerration

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

104 97 They are going to cheat in MI and AZ again.
Posted by: Kestrel.987 at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (wyl5F)

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And in PA. And in GA. And in NY. And everywhere.

The cheat is bipartisan. It's everywhere. Democrats just own the better apparatus and want it more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

105 Just talkin' out of my nether region here but I wonder if the "Shy Trump Voter" syndrome isn't as real as it was in '16 or '20. I mean, if you were going to be embarrassed to admit backing someone this year, wouldn't it be FJB?
Posted by: Oddbob


Depends on where someone lives.
Biden Michigan? I'm sure there are a lot of "shy" Trump Voters only because of friends and family and possibly work giving them a hard time.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (+98Vn)

106 Something I have not seen said.

I don't understand that "pause" thing. How incompetent do you have to be to put that into a teleprompter?

They know he is the Ted Baxter of Jimmy Carters.
(OK, that's an old one, but Ted used to read whatever Murray put in the script. It was a running gag.)

Why not just put that little applause emoji the kids on ticktack use?

Biden is an idiot, but he seems to have the very worst people working for him as well.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (sv929)

107 Yea but Vermont is a big win for Biden, SO this election is

OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (15lwl)

108 I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump.

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There is a lot of mental illness in this country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (JeYYB)

109 You can bugfalo and bs and lie to people all you want. But when they see the costs at the pump, in the grocery store and in their heating/cooling bills, all the bs goes out the window.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:08 PM (+98Vn)
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You're exactly right, which is why when you view life through that lens, you realize that ALL the MSM does is gaslight you 24/7 to make you think your own eyes are lying to you.

There are lots and lots of NPCs out there that just accept the programming.

Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

110 96 "I'm more or less pissed off every time I go to the grocery store."
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Gainzzz, I can lift $100. of groceries with my off hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (lCWOD)

111 unconstitutional redistricting NY does.
Posted by: Marcus T
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They already did it and pretty much status quo for 24. The losses in Alabama and GA due to Scotus directed racial redistricting were offset by NC gains.

But, no one is really voting for the GOP in the House and Senate from the idea that they will do much of anything. If Trump gets in, it will resemble Nixon in 1972 more than a Reagan wave right now. Might be more of a wave at the Senate level if states like WI, MI, etc are in play.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (peJ7P)

112 At 117% turnout, Philadelphians are excited about Mudpants Joe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (IZc/C)

113
Seat of the pants tells me that Pennsylvania is the line in the sand for Joey Shitpants. I can't think of any other state they have jabbed him with a near LD dose of methamphetamine more times to visit.

Some woman on the Wawa visit to Philly, told him, "Thanks a lot Joe."

Sarcastically, cause the 'City of Brotherly Love' is kinda passive aggressive. Except when it comes to voting. 110%!!!!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

114
they are, in some way, paid by the govt


and then there's the AWFLs

Republicans hate gays, they hate "science", blah blah blah

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (AR07F)

115 Hmmm. I have to say I didn't expect a Gary Oldman reference today.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (JfxgE)

116 It's good that Lara T was rubbing elbows body parts with the press at the WH correspondence dinner.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (aFNOf)

117 There's always a party pooper.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM (JeYYB)
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*Perks Up*

We can do that now?

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

118 Din't MI just outlaw questioning an election and make it very difficult to challenge a vote count?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (sv929)

119 There are some really interesting possibilities in the senate. With Mitch out, and no real agreement on a successor we may actually get some traction.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (YF3RS)

Absolutely. Send money or the Democrats will win!

* I'm John Thune and I approve this message.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM


I'm John Cornyn, and I approve this message.

Posted by: John Cornyn (RINO-TX) at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Gonna have to run those biden ballots thru the machine 100s of times more than last time! It'll take weeks!

Posted by: Zippyslug at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (/jFSs)

121 92 It boggles the mind that there are still 36% of people in this country who are so pants-shittingly stupid that they would willingly vote for Grandpa Badfinger again. After four years of getting absolutely rogered up the squeakhole at every turn, they'll go do it, again.
Posted by: ballistic

Sounds divine! How come more people are supporting him?!?! We need more queer acceptance in schools!!!

Posted by: Sam Brinton, Pete Buttigieg, Admiral Levine, et al at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (JCZqz)

122 112 At 117% turnout, Philadelphians are excited about Mudpants Joe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM (IZc/C)

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Put up a camera. Count the number of people who go into a precinct. Compare to how many are reported.

Could have been done with consumer grade tech in the 80s. The GOP still hasn't done it.

Because the GOP doesn't want to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

123 CNN has uncovered that Trump is in COLLUSION with the ROMULAN's to STEAL the 2024 ELECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (15lwl)

124 Biden is an idiot, but he seems to have the very worst people working for him as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (sv929)
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Dude you could go assemble an all-time all-star team from the Major Leagues of Turd Polishing, and those talented bastards would probably still come up short.

Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (oqH4h)

125 Being +15 in MI is the sort of lead he'll need in all of the swing states.

However, if we assume that the polls may be cutting his actual lead in half, then he might just have the double-digit lead he needs everywhere in order to beat the cheat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (7fElN)

126 106 Something I have not seen said.

I don't understand that "pause" thing. How incompetent do you have to be to put that into a teleprompter?

They know he is the Ted Baxter of Jimmy Carters.
(OK, that's an old one, but Ted used to read whatever Murray put in the script. It was a running gag.)

Why not just put that little applause emoji the kids on ticktack use?

Biden is an idiot, but he seems to have the very worst people working for him as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (sv929)

B/c Biden would probably look at it strangely and then say "hands". And then pause and start thinking of how he uses his hands...aka, if you think saying pause is disastrous, you ain't seen nothing yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (exHjb)

127 If we were in the era before, everyone did mail in voting, Trump would win easy.

It’s not so much the fraud, even though that’s there, it’s just who is going to line up and vote for Joe Biden? Nobody. But a mail in ballot? People will fill that out and send it in. It’s zero work.

The biggest factor for when Democrats would win or not, is their turn out the vote effort. Mail in balloting me that so much easier for them.

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (RKkAM)

128
Gainzzz, I can lift $100. of groceries with my off hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 04:16 PM


So can my 105# wife. She scares me how buff she's gotten in such a short period.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

129 The GOP is very well positioned to challenge the garbage PA is going to try and quickly move it through the court system, including the federal level. They have learned a lot since their were doinked in the ass last time. Democrats are in danger of getting way too far over their skis and being caught red handed. It's one thing when the courts are trying to catch up on the issues and using that as their premise to allow electoral fraud and unconstitutional irregularities. It's another when the GOP has purposely prepared the ground by bringing suits in advance that force certain decisions. It's not foolproof, but it requires a more detailed and precise ruling due to the prior cases. It's why Democrats are trying to really push the no verification, no ID, no signature match, voting after the election, same day registration, no citizenship validation mail in process. That's their main fraud avenue they feel has untraceable ballots.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (YF3RS)

130 President Biden has scheduled a campaign Rally in Gaza City. Tickets and airline tickets are free.......

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (15lwl)

131 I have little confidence that DJT or anybody else can stop this inflation. We need Mega Volcker Shock, and today's Americans are too wussy to take the strong medicine that works.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (MvF+J)

132 "First thing that happens if Trump wins is enough GOPe retirements in Congress to hand it back to the Dems. The second thing that happens is impeachment hearings. 4 years of them."

Still better than Biden or any uniparty candidate.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (gxokI)

133 if they had put a pictogram on the prompter he'd have stopped and squinted at it for a while then gone "what is that picture of?"

I don't know if that would be better

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2024 04:19 PM (s3qiR)

134 I would caution you people against orally gratifying one another at the present time 🐺
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM
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I am ready to physically contest the vast lot of you same-sex-attracted men in an octagonal area.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:19 PM (krQz2)

135 According to Edward Dowd, Phiance CEO, the US debt is increased 1 trillion dollars every 100 days.

It might not matter anymore if Solomon himself sat in the Oval Office.

It will be interesting when the 8 - 12 million new arrivals in the heartland have their EBT cards declined.

Those living in Martha's Vineyard and on Hawaiian beachfronts will be fine, however, so don't think so negatively.

Posted by: Ju at May 02, 2024 04:19 PM (aTmM/)

136 107 Yea but Vermont is a big win for Biden, SO this election is

OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt

That settles it...Fox News is calling Vermont for Joe Biden. Hell, let's throw in Pennsylvania and Arizona while we're at it.

Posted by: Fox News Decision Desk at May 02, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

137 7 So far, they keep claiming that bird flu is jumping to mammals like cats. These flu viruses do this all the time. Does not mean it will jump to humans. I've read nothing that indicates that is happening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024
*
So, don't eat cats?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 02, 2024


***
No good. Cat taste like rotten fish. Customers don' come back.

Posted by: Seoul Restaurant Owner at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (J2vNu)

138 This is a problem for Trump. Trump's core voters are a mix of conservatives and old-school blue-collar Kennedy-era disaffected Democrats. With an actual Kennedy in a race, some of those voters defect.
++++
Trump essentially is a Kennedy-era Democrat. Kennedy is, ironically, not.

On the plus side, Trump has a few months to make that differentiation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (HnUIn)

139 >It boggles the mind that there are still 36% of people in this country who are so pants-shittingly stupid that they would willingly vote for Grandpa Badfinger again.


in their eyes, Joe is not the problem
it's those fiendish MAGA Republicans, mind-controlled by Donald Trump

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (/7KEl)

140 B/c Biden would probably look at it strangely and then say "hands". And then pause and start thinking of how he uses his hands...aka, if you think saying pause is disastrous, you ain't seen nothing yet...


ah! great minds think alike Nova Local

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (s3qiR)

141 Trump needs to win, but also win and then figure out how to ensure the next candidate doesn't have to deal with the same thing he did.

If he doesn't it just delays the takeover about 4 years because even if he can beat the cheat by this magnitude, I don't see how the next guy, even someone I like, like DeSantis, wins next time against it.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (t1FBO)

142 If you get the new senate crop we're hoping for it won't be Coryn or Thune. Especially that idiot anti Second Amendment drain Cornyn.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (YF3RS)

143 Everyone has their issues with DJT, myself included. But the more they attack him the more support he will get. It's already happening and will only increase until election day. IF we have another election, that is...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (MeG8a)

Battle lines are drawn, and I'm still of the belief the Deep State will be willing to allow Trump to win. I believe they believe they're capable of controlling him effectively enough.

The alternative, to keep up this nonsense with the trials, and even to assassinate him, I think they did the math and decided it's not worth it. Yet.

So yeah, I'm over the 50% mark, that he's getting elected. What else might happen, if he does? Who knows. We'll see, I guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 04:20 PM (dGCAG)

144 129 That's their main fraud avenue they feel has untraceable ballots.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:18 PM (YF3RS)

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PA sent out 250,000 illegal mail in ballots in 2022 with no legal reason. It was allowed.

PA was ordered, in 2020, by SCOTUS, to not mix dated and undated mail in ballots. They did it anyway.

Please, excuse me for thinking that the GOP will be as unsuccessful this time of convincing the PA system and the federal system to do anything as they were the previous two times.

Also, I remember you putting down the new RNC leadership because the dude was a fool who just stoked Trump's ego for talking about stolen elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

145 119 * I'm John Thune and I approve this message.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM

I'm John Cornyn, and I approve this message.
Posted by: John Cornyn


bob dole is bob dole and bob dole approves bob dole's message

Posted by: bob dole at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (v3pYe)

146 I generally believe the "shy Trump voter" theory, but let me suggest a "shy Biden voter" theory: Even liberals hate to say out loud that they're voting for an idiot who's now also senile and who is the worst president of the last 50 years.
I mean, they're still going to vote for him, but maybe even Liberals know how stupid that is.

Posted by: Wally at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (HrDQj)

147 The good thing about the complete failure of the Biden Presidency is that it will distract historians from the complete failure of the Biden Vice-Presidency.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (aJLEr)

148 President Biden has scheduled a campaign Rally in Gaza City. Tickets and airline tickets are free.......
Posted by: CNN Breaking News


"C'mon, you stupid goat soldiers. I'm serious~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (IG4Id)

149 Biden is an idiot, but he seems to have the very worst people working for him as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:15 PM (sv929)

Hey we put the shaking hands emoji up ONE frickin TIME and he's been walking around shaking hands with ghosts ever since. You HAVE NO IDEA what we are dealing with here!

*Worst people in the world

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 04:21 PM (1ey23)

150 It's true, if Trump is elected he will be forced to deal with an economic shit storm. And it will be played up by the media, exactly the opposite of how they're covering for Joe.

It's going to be bad. There is ugly stuff that has to be done.

I see that Venezuela and Peru have some excellent ideas in this regard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (JeYYB)

151 They are going to cheat in MI and AZ again.

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at May 02, 2024 04:13 PM

They are also going to cheat in Texas. Texas is a battleground state in 2024. President Trump won by only 6% in 2020 (631k votes).

That margin was 1.7mil (+23%) in 2004 and 1.26mil (+16%) in 2012. 807k (+9%) in 2016.

A 631k vote margin can easily be made up with votes from all the illegal aliens who invaded Texas over past 4 years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (P5BPp)

152 I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump.

/only a slight exagerration
Posted by: blake

They need to be taken out and shot.
I DON'T have a problem with someone voting for someone because they think that person is better for the country, but I DO have a huge problem with someone voting against the good of the country just because they are pissy cunts.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (+98Vn)

153 Not sure where this morning read some guy in England ( I think) Who is never wrong says Sundowner is going to win

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (fwDg9)

154 I expect the official vote totals for 2024, after the public claims Biden is a miserable failure across the board, to show Biden increasing his vote total by at least 10M ballots.

Note I expect this will pair with Biden getting 5-10M less voters voting for him then the 60M or so he actually got in 2020

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (ibTVg)

155 90 I hope these polls are right, I’m hard on Trump, but I want him to win.

My biggest concern is we relying on traditionally blue states to flip red. Never a good proposition.

But there’s no question. Trump has never looked stronger in any previous election polll than he does now.
Posted by: Benchmark
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To some extent, the desperation of teh Dems is that their whole future is Democrat promoted by Ruy Texiera is a dead dream. Texiera himself ( like Fukuyama before him on democracy everywhere) is crawfishing away from that position by claiming that it is because the Democrats forgot to actually act in the people's best interest and rely solely on identity politics.

Trump has the potential to actually realign the polity in 2024 but to do it will have to fight his own party, Dem cheating and lawfare, and the permanent bureaucracy and he does not have time on his side due to term limits and age.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (peJ7P)

156 Is there such a thing as a 'black swan summer' ?

because I think June-September could be an endless nightmare

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (/7KEl)

157 Trump as politician has always reminded me of Regis Philbin for some reason.

I don't know why.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (+yhUM)

158 I don't know if I should laugh, or laugh harder :" Iranian university head offers free tuition to US protesters who get expelled...Shiraz University head says students who who are expelled over their actions during recent antisemitic protests are welcome to continue their studies at his institution."

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (V13WU)

159 Challenge any brain dead Joe Biden NPC voter to give real world examples of the claims they make about President Trump.

The responses will always be bluster followed by assertion followed by ridiculous talking points which were debunked ages ago.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (tT6L1)

160 Because we are "nice" and "go high when they go low". We think it’s in bad taste to do the equivalent of the tan suit or the Swift Boat stuff. We bring pillows to a gunfight.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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Man, this person needs an intervention.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (sv929)

161 153 Not sure where this morning read some guy in England ( I think) Who is never wrong says Sundowner is going to win
Posted by: Skip
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Yeah right. I doubt he predicted Trump in 2016.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (peJ7P)

162 I hope Trump wins.
I hope it matters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

163 150 And few in the fed govt will cooperate with him. It'll be deep state #resistance and #noncompliance top to bottom.

Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (MvF+J)

164 Donald Trump is illegally influencing jurors with his vitality, as compared to our Dear Leader.

So from now on, Trump must campaign with a teleprompter AND all of his speeches must have at least one instance where he says "pause".

Also he must walk more slowly up stairs.

Posted by: Judge Juan Merchan at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (OdwzK)

165 Being +15 in MI is the sort of lead he'll need in all of the swing states.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

July 2021 Forbes Article: 2020 Election Polls Were The Least Accurate In Decades—Mostly For Underestimating Trump, Report Finds. National polls conducted in the final two weeks of the election were off by an average of 4.5 percentage points, overstating the margin between Trump and now-President Biden (in Biden’s favor) by an average of 3.9 points, according to the report.

...state-level polls were similarly skewed toward the Democratic candidate, offering a too favorable snapshot of Biden’s support by a margin of 4.3 points...Overall, in comparing the polling to the election’s final outcomes, the review found surveys underestimated Trump’s favorability in nearly every state by an average margin of 3.3 points, and overstated Biden’s by a single point.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

166 It's true, if Trump is elected he will be forced to deal with an economic shit storm. And it will be played up by the media, exactly the opposite of how they're covering for Joe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (JeYYB)
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So what you are saying is that if Trump has any problem with the economy, the media will pounce.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

167 /off dimwitted bed is a toilet sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

168 156 Is there such a thing as a 'black swan summer' ?

because I think June-September could be an endless nightmare
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (/7KEl)

It'll be a whole flock of dickcissels and titmouses. Titmice? Titmouses. Whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (+yhUM)

169 The very idea that this is a close race paints America in a very bad light.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (lTGtQ)

170 It's early days yet, but assuming Trump wins, I wonder what those in the swing states who voted for Biden last time will say this time? My bad? Boy, am I a dumbass? Lizard people ate my brain?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (CsUN+)

171 I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump.

/only a slight exagerration
Posted by: blake


Sounds like my NY in-laws who we have not spoken too or corresponded with since 2020.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (aFNOf)

172 And I am almost betting if Congress goes Democrat before November they will do some shenanigans to cancel or nullify the election

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)

173 Trump as politician has always reminded me of Regis Philbin for some reason.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


The Bronx and Queens aren't that far apart, I guess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (IG4Id)

174 167 /off dimwitted bed is a toilet sock
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)




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This place.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (JeYYB)

175 Donald Trump is illegally influencing jurors with his vitality, as compared to our Dear Leader.

So from now on, Trump must campaign with a teleprompter AND all of his speeches must have at least one instance where he says "pause".

Also he must walk more slowly up stairs.

Posted by: Judge Juan Merchan at May 02, 2024 04:24 PM (OdwzK)
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He should also be forced to wear a clown nose.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron's Peers at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (krQz2)

176 In WI, where my vote does in fact matter, just like JJS, I am not voting for any GOP parasites.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (9yXr+)

177 Ace,
I agree that abortion is a positive for Biden.

Luckily Arizona just dumped their Civil War era total ban on abortion.

I know that is heresy, but it's good for Trump's chances...it takes it off the table as a wedge issue.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (d9fT1)

178 101 Everyone has their issues with DJT, myself included.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (MeG8a)
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Nope, I have no issues. I'm not expecting to vote for Jesus.

Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled balls? at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

179 When do we get COVID 24?

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (rdhk2)

180 I wonder who Mike Johnson will vote for.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (aFNOf)

181 To be fair to Amber Heard, it's not like she shat the sheets because that's where she thought the poopy goes... it was intended to be a statement. And, let's face it, "I took a shit in your bed with the lights on" is a pretty unambiguous statement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (+yhUM)

182 The Bronx and Queens aren't that far apart, I guess.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (IG4Id)
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Probably plenty of queens in the Bronx.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (krQz2)

183 If these polls are even close to reality it would mean a clean sweep of the Presidency, the Senate and the House. The Senate is probably a done deal no matter if biden squeaks out a win. There are way too many extremely vulnerable democrats up for reelection this time around.


But nothing will be done except a whole bunch of executive orders by Trump that will be cancelled by the next democrat president just like biden did.


Until we get rid of the uniparty and the deep state nothing will change.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (QNSds)

184 The Bronx and Queens aren't that far apart, I guess.
Posted by: weft cut-loop'

Warriors, come and Plaaa-aaayayy!

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (9yXr+)

185 Challenge any brain dead Joe Biden NPC voter to give real world examples of the claims they make about President Trump.

The responses will always be bluster followed by assertion followed by ridiculous talking points which were debunked ages ago.
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 02, 2024 04:23 PM (tT6L1)

They're dumbfucks. Even simple questions, you get no straight answers. Just ridiculous, unserious, and mentally-defective people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (IZc/C)

186 We wuz kangz of queenz

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- "Men like these things" Women- "No, you men are wrong" at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (M4M2/)

187 Nope, I have no issues. I'm not expecting to vote for Jesus.
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled balls? at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

Jesus would make an absolutely terrible president.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (+yhUM)

188 I wonder who Mike Johnson will vote for.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


You'll haf'ta ask Bob at the N$A.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (IG4Id)

189 This place.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (JeYYB)
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Sock removal should always be done with panache. That way, one covers up the fact they left it on a bit longer than they should.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

190 5 I'm looking forward to Rob Reiner going up in flames.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (IVzXc)
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Watch out when the fat melts. Ever read Moby Dick?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (1bNHn)

191 >>Luckily Arizona just dumped their Civil War era total ban on abortion.


That was a canard. Nobody was agitating to return to that statute. It was the result of other shitty laws being corrected.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (aJLEr)

192 And Scott Presler bought a place in PA. There's at least one solid vote and maybe he can get the ballot harvesting in place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (yeEu9)

193 CNN Breaking News: Today Russia Nuked Ukraine and has declared Ukraine War Over....

KJP: I have no updates on this story and will get back to you after talking to President Biden after he changes his Shitty Underwear.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (15lwl)

194 Trump has the potential to actually realign the polity in 2024 but to do it will have to fight his own party

This is the CW, but I think that battle was won in the last two years. If you're a Republican, who still thinks Trump is going away and things will go back to "normal", you're just not very bright. Granted, it's the GOP, but still.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 04:28 PM (CsUN+)

195 156 Is there such a thing as a 'black swan summer' ?

because I think June-September could be an endless nightmare
Posted by: Don Black
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Black swan events will apply to the party in power is how that goes. Worsening economy, terrorist attacks, etc. will not cause a rally round the flag because Biden's junta is simply incapable of generating that sort of appeal and incapable now of any coherent policies for fear of upsetting the hard left. That is why Gaza is still an open wound for the Dems months after the actual event. That is why even with the horrendous effects nationwide of unrestricted open borders will continue to be hated by a majority of the US voters, and so on. Biden's junta is divided over doing anything to end that wound as well. Then you have spending out the wazoo by fedgov, the shipping of billions to Ukraine, etc.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:28 PM (peJ7P)

196 15 Although abortion gives Biden a lift

He also needs to separate.
Posted by: Cross Your Heart at May 02, 2024 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)
_______
I thought he was a uniter, not a divider.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 04:28 PM (1bNHn)

197 Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:28 PM (YF3RS)

198 @143

>>Battle lines are drawn, and I'm still of the belief the Deep State will be willing to allow Trump to win.

There is no scenario where the Deep State will allow Trump to be President if they have any say in the outcome, and they have an outsized say in the outcome.

Trump better win or else he's going to be buried in hole so deep that he'll never see the light of day.

To borrow a phrase, these are not boy scouts we're dealing with, they mean business, and they're playing for keeps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (XV/Pl)

199 I will be that guy… I will believe it on January 20, 2025…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (PCK5/)

200 Dems keep bringing up this "tan suit" thing, which was never a thing. They pick out one comment from some idiot somewhere and say, "See? Ridiculous criticism of Obama," forgetting that Obama did impeachable things like having the IRS go after political opponents. Classic distraction.

Posted by: Wally at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (HrDQj)

201 62 You can bugfalo and bs and lie to people all you want.

this is about the wong ranch on mars, isn't it?

Posted by: amy wong at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (v3pYe)

202 >> Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?


Don't steal horses or cattle. It won't end well for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (aJLEr)

203 *hang

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (YF3RS)

204 197 Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:28 PM (YF3RS)


I won’t do it Marcus… I shan’t..

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (PCK5/)

205 176 In WI, where my vote does in fact matter, just like JJS, I am not voting for any GOP parasites.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:25 PM (9yXr+)

Then expect the House to throw out Trump's win.

You either give him everything - every R you can - or you don't really want Trump to be able to do anything.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (exHjb)

206 And, let's face it, "I took a shit in your bed with the lights on" is a pretty unambiguous statement.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

That screams "I missing you and want to fuck" between me and my xirlfriends.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (ElhVN)

207 Unfortunately, Like the Supreme Court where we need 7 or 8 out of 9 to have a conservative majority, I think we would need 80% of the house and senate just to stop all the progressive bullshit.

I have no hope of ever rolling anything back without bloodshed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (sv929)

208 Had a horrible thought this morning.

Are they busy milking the system for all the graft they can get now, because they know the collapse is near?

Real Evidence of the Covid crap... the fact WE educated the scientist who made it, then paid for it, against US Law... and then changed law to make a Gene therapy, supposedly a vaccine... one that killed many many people, and may have changed the genetics of others... is coming out now in various courts of law around the world... including in the US.

The anger about this could very well be the end of the current system they use to control us. Is this why they are suddenly going YOLO on stupid shit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (xaFKb)

209 197 Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?
Posted by: Marcus T


I hope not. We have a couple of free range cows that occasionally bust through our fence. I want to send a couple of them off to freezer camp.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (aFNOf)

210 Not sure where this morning read some guy in England ( I think) Who is never wrong says Sundowner is going to win
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM (fwDg9)

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Daily Mail. https://is.gd/oO8XK3

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (DRSnL)

211 200 Dems keep bringing up this "tan suit" thing, which was never a thing. They pick out one comment from some idiot somewhere and say, "See? Ridiculous criticism of Obama," forgetting that Obama did impeachable things like having the IRS go after political opponents. Classic distraction.
Posted by: Wally at May 02, 2024 04:29 PM (HrDQj)

========

Obama ordered two American citizens murdered by drone without judicial oversight.

Eric Holder conspired to frame the American people for cartel violence through Fast and Furious.

Both should be tried for outright treason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

212 197 Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?

like fingering, but busier?

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (v3pYe)

213 This busty brunette has a big smile because there's a chance - however distant - that Joe Biden will be out and the politburo will have to work moderately harder in their quest to destroy all that is good in the world:
http://tiny.cc/zzwwxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

214 Abortion is still a major issue. I know everyone has confidence that it’s just a state and local issue, but look what happened to Michael Dukakis over the death penalty.

I’m willing to give Trump some major slack on moving to the middle on abortion.

I’m hopeful people stop making it such a focus, but I’ve seen polls where it’s the number one issue among female voters

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 04:31 PM (RKkAM)

215 Doesn't Arizona still have a law on the books where you can hand cattle rustlers?

---
Nobody wants that job.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

216 The Democratic 2024 Convention is going to be at the very least a MAJOR CHARLES FOX !!!!!!

I bet the Secret Service Agents cannot wait for this Party to begin ............

Hey............... Hey.......... Ho.............Ho...............
Biden needs to go. I found an old McGovern T-Shirt on Ebay for $1 and cannot wait to buy/wear it this summer !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 02, 2024 04:32 PM (BSF0H)

217 213 This busty brunette has a big smile because there's a chance - however distant - that Joe Biden will be out and the politburo will have to work moderately harder in their quest to destroy all that is good in the world:
http://tiny.cc/zzwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


The curves, the curves. Would in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:32 PM (aFNOf)

218 Russel Cattlehander sounds like the guy in the book who you're supposed to think Did It but he actually didn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (+yhUM)

219 >> I’ve seen polls where it’s the number one issue among female voters


Until NBC (or whoever) cancels 'The Voice'.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (aJLEr)

220 The mid term elections are pretty fresh in my mind. What should have been a 1994 style blood bath/red wave wasn't.
I know, reasons. But I am struggling with the idea that we are in a post voting matters Republic.

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (rdhk2)

221 Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:27 PM (aJLEr)

Of course it was a canard, but the Left will use it to stoke the AWFl base.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (d9fT1)

222 I have no issues with Trump, I am not electing him to be a preacher or a Saint, I just want some ass kicking of the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

223 206 And, let's face it, "I took a shit in your bed with the lights on" is a pretty unambiguous statement.

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If I was to think on it (I won't) and make a list and try to come up with a way to irritate my spouse or get their attention, shitting on the bed would not even get into my top 500. Hell, 1000. I don't get it. Seriously, how was that even a possibility?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (JeYYB)

224 "I hope not. We have a couple of free range cows that occasionally bust through our fence. I want to send a couple of them off to freezer camp.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (aFNOf)"

I can't remember if it was the Dakotas, but I was out West visiting one time and we went to a steakhouse where I noticed the cows were right across the street. The waitress says to me, "you may be looking at tomorrow's special".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (YF3RS)

225
Not sure where this morning read some guy in England ( I think) Who is never wrong says Sundowner is going to win

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:22 PM


And a black bear has been spotted near a Montgomery County, PA park.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (RKVpM)

226 Boy, the sheer number of anti-Tim Sheehy ads in Montana tell me he might actually be worth something. He was a SEAL and such. They don't have much to say except he had the gall to move to Montana and buy property and stuff. But, then again, he could be a total douchebag like Popeye Crenshaw.

- John (onion-y belch) Tester approves this message.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (gPzkP)

227 214 Abortion is still a major issue. I know everyone has confidence that it’s just a state and local issue, but look what happened to Michael Dukakis over the death penalty.

I’m willing to give Trump some major slack on moving to the middle on abortion.

I’m hopeful people stop making it such a focus, but I’ve seen polls where it’s the number one issue among female voters

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 04:31 PM (RKkAM)

I'd be willing to support a moratorium on this issue from the conservative side if it meant we get to actually unfuck our government.

If Trump moved to the middle and then started with the helicopter rides, it'd be worth it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

228 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

Girl (who's wearing a cross) and sends in selfies to the internet planning to enter a convent after her internet fame is over?

Pretty woman. I'm no fan of selfies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 04:35 PM (XkYcA)

229 CNN BREAKING NEWS:

Today the UN Council on Something declared Trump a "War Criminal" for doing something that we cannot explain when he was POTUS.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 02, 2024 04:35 PM (BSF0H)

230 Oh and thank you for the awesome Leon the Professional reference Ace. I could see Gary Oldman crunching the pills and throwing his head back.

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 04:35 PM (rdhk2)

231 220

The red wave didn’t happen because of abortion. Also Trump help nominate some real morons.

Just like in 2010, it was a red wave except for some really out there candidates.

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 04:35 PM (RKkAM)

232 Yes, that's exactly what I think is happening. They are out of tools to manage the economy. They can't use energy production to pump it up. We won't have the global currency forever. Dump the crash to Trump. And, if he manages to keep things going, they will siphon off as much as they can.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (yeEu9)

233 >>The red wave didn’t happen because of abortion.


Lindsay Graham.

He's been awful quiet re. abortion since then...strange that.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (aJLEr)

234 Normally I would say you can't beat the cheat but I'm getting a strange feeling they will let him win.

Posted by: Max Power at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (q177U)

235 Lots of fraud in those PA blue cities. Seen it. Lived it. Done it. It’s so real and so spectacular. Keystone state, sorry, COMMONWEALTH, is corrupt.

Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (JNCtm)

236 I'll take it, because it seems like good news. But I don't believe anything the media puts out anymore, especially polls.

Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (PwgSL)

237 233 >>The red wave didn’t happen because of abortion.


Lindsay Graham.

He's been awful quiet re. abortion since then...strange that.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (aJLEr)

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250,000 illegal mail in ballots in PA and effectively turning of signature verification in AZ had an effect, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

238 ALIEN 2hr 05min is getting a play at my local theater.
I invited The Kid to go see it as I never did Back Then. In subsequent viewings I love the FX and that alien ship! What a triumph.
But the human behavior, like all popular horror movies, has always irritated me.
So I'm supposed to go see this revival of ALIEN, which I have never seen on a big screen, knowing I'm not going to like it that much. Can you love a movie for its asthetic and not the other parts? I still love the 1982 BLADE RUNNER despite all its flaws. I admit it's because of Deckard and Rachel's love scene in his flat.

During Rona Panic The Kid took me to see THE THING, 1982, and man that was AWESOME. Wow did that hold up. Scary as shit.

So I guess I should just go to see ALIEN.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (9yXr+)

239 Are they busy milking the system for all the graft they can get now, because they know the collapse is near?
...
The anger about this could very well be the end of the current system they use to control us. Is this why they are suddenly going YOLO on stupid shit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2024 04:30 PM (xaFKb)
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Yes, but I think you're overthinking it. COVID? Political corruption? Warmongering abroad? Enabling terrorists at home? Sure, all that and more. Malfeasance is as broad as it is deep, and touches everything. No one thing - not even a thing as big as COVID-related perfidy - will be "the" thing.

The country is broke. We're out of money, short on influence and no longer have the ability to enforce our whims abroad and externalize consequences beyond our borders. Barring either radical and extremely painful reform or a sudden new industrial revolution, the goose is cooked.

So yes, we're in the "loot the empire" stage, but I don't think it has to do with any one thing specifically, not even the evils of the COVID era. The trigger, when it is found, will likely be minor in the grand scheme of things. It often is. "The last straw" needn't be a heavy one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (HnUIn)

240 Nope, I have no issues. I'm not expecting to vote for Jesus.
Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled balls? at May 02, 2024 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

Jesus would make an absolutely terrible president.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Before or after he comes back?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (+98Vn)

241 235 Lots of fraud in those PA blue cities. Seen it. Lived it. Done it. It’s so real and so spectacular. Keystone state, sorry, COMMONWEALTH, is corrupt.
Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (JNCtm)

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To even think about voter fraud in Philadelphia is racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

242 Jesus H.............. Biden is more of a world disaster then the great flood !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Moses at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (BKOUD)

243 222 I have no issues with Trump, I am not electing him to be a preacher or a Saint, I just want some ass kicking of the Marxists
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

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I look forward to hearing him say, "Chynaa," getting to look at Melania, betting on whether Barron will grow a few more inches, and watching female, lefty, heads explode. FUN!

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (JeYYB)

244 >>250,000 illegal mail in ballots in PA and effectively turning of signature verification in AZ had an effect, too.


2022 Mid-Terms was when Graham pulled his stunt.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (aJLEr)

245 220 The mid term elections are pretty fresh in my mind. What should have been a 1994 style blood bath/red wave wasn't.
I know, reasons. But I am struggling with the idea that we are in a post voting matters Republic.
Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (rdhk2)

The failed Gavin Newsome recall was the election that solidified my belief its all rigged.

No WAY he got 62% vote to retain him in office.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (xaFKb)

246 Lindsay Graham.

He's been awful quiet re. abortion since then...strange that.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:36 PM (aJLEr)
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There hasn't been an election to lose for 2 years.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (krQz2)

247 244 >>250,000 illegal mail in ballots in PA and effectively turning of signature verification in AZ had an effect, too.


2022 Mid-Terms was when Graham pulled his stunt.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (aJLEr)

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Both of those things happened in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

248 Why are we talking about abortion?

Posted by: No Parental Consent/Sex Changes for Minors at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (mdyIS)

249 The right answer on abortion has always been, "I am personally opposed to abortion, but that's up to the voters of each state to decide." I can't imagine a more democratic response than that.

Luckily for the abortion fanatics, they can go to NY and kill their baby right up until birth.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:38 PM (YF3RS)

250 The failed Gavin Newsome recall was the election that solidified my belief its all rigged.

No WAY he got 62% vote to retain him in office.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (xaFKb)
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People didn't want to vote for a White Supremacist of Color.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

251 My level of confidence in the RNC to do the right thing this year even with a Trump as Co-chair.

_|___________________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 04:38 PM (aFNOf)

252
250,000 illegal mail in ballots in PA

But Biden won by 60,000 votes in PA so please give up this tired argument. Math. Try it sometime.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (RKVpM)

253 252
250,000 illegal mail in ballots in PA

But Biden won by 60,000 votes in PA so please give up this tired argument. Math. Try it sometime.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (RKVpM)

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Mea culpa!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

254 Bloomberg is registered voters. 8-15 April

Surely Joe has made a comeback in the last 3 weeks. Anything big going on in the country the last 3 weeks I missed? /s

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (FxH7T)

255 I have no issues with Trump, I am not electing him to be a preacher or a Saint, I just want some ass kicking of the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

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Make Retribution Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (ir11T)

256 254 Bloomberg is registered voters. 8-15 April

Surely Joe has made a comeback in the last 3 weeks. Anything big going on in the country the last 3 weeks I missed? /s
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 02, 2024 04:39 PM (FxH7T)

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He gave an actual "both sides have a good point" speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

257 Trump may or may not be winning in MI, but Kaplan Strategies is a crap pollster. Trump +15 in MI? That's too absurd to even call it an outlier. That's not an outlier, that's Fantasy Island!

Also, it isn't sufficient for Ace to say (above) that, "For Trump to even be close in MI is a moral victory."

Unh-uh. Trump has to WIN MI, period the end, to win the election, imo. The ONLY way Trump can win without MI is to carry PA instead, & it's VERY unlikely he can win PA while losing MI.

So, MI is it. The RCP avg for MI is Trump +1.3%, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (NLIak)

258 Voting as a Republican in a deep blue Pittsburgh precinct was high-larious...like trying to order a pulled pork sammich & cold beer in Mecca

Posted by: Biff Wellington IV at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (JNCtm)

259 I can't remember if it was the Dakotas, but I was out West visiting one time and we went to a steakhouse where I noticed the cows were right across the street. The waitress says to me, "you may be looking at tomorrow's special".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM


We have a local hamburger joint here in NE Texas that sometimes has cattle grazing right next door to it. The running joke is they are the ground beef on the hoof for next weeks hamburgers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (QNSds)

260 He gave an actual "both sides have a good point" speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
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Huh?

Posted by: The American Press Complex at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)

261 But I am struggling with the idea that we are in a post voting matters Republic.
Posted by: Roberto
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No luches con eso, sabremos la respuesta en noviembre.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (lCWOD)

262 257 Unh-uh. Trump has to WIN MI, period the end, to win the election, imo. The ONLY way Trump can win without MI is to carry PA instead, & it's VERY unlikely he can win PA while losing MI.

So, MI is it. The RCP avg for MI is Trump +1.3%, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (NLIak)

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Detroit says there are 1000 ballots in a box with only 10 in it. We found this out in 2016 during Jill Stein's lawsuit. The lawsuit was quickly dropped.

That's how Michigan goes Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

263 You know what's a funny horror/comedy funny show? With a real heart?

M3GAN.

I've watched that a few times it's hilarious and has a real emotional base to it.

Good movie.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (9yXr+)

264 There will be 140% voter turnout for Biden. It's going to happen.

Posted by: dantesed at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (Oy/m2)

265 This is the CW, but I think that battle was won in the last two years. If you're a Republican, who still thinks Trump is going away and things will go back to "normal", you're just not very bright. Granted, it's the GOP, but still.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I don't think so. Johnson idiotically broke the tie for the Deep State on requiring a warrant for FISA and as a result the Deep State got what it wanted-full extension and no limits on it.

Ditto on Ukrainian funding, and so on.

And then the Senate is still mired in McConnell's Deep State and Uniparty fuckery and you have idiot GOPe governors like Wyoming's that vetoed a law punishing illegal immigrants if they vote.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (peJ7P)

266 It's like the whole popular thing now about women being given the choice between meeting a random guy in the woods or a bear. And women will say the insane thing of, "well at least the bear won't male gaze me or mansplain anything to me so of course I choose the bear over the patriarchy". Men are so terrible they'd rather be mulled to death. And it's all supposed to be something profound.

No, it just means you say crazy stupid crap and maybe even make crazy stupid crappy life choices. And you are doing that to show your alliance with a stunted viewpoint handed to you by manipulative groups that don't have your best interest in mind.

Well, Trump is the bear for a lot of people. Many women.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (Y6IkP)

267 I'm really interested in what people think is going to dramatically change between now and November that's going to propel Biden into the lead.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:07 PM (YF3RS)

Trump getting shot.

That - and likely only that - would do it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (/nCD+)

268 He gave an actual "both sides have a good point" speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

The compromise position between let's kill all the jews and let's not kill any jews is still let's kill some jews....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (+yhUM)

269 Detroit says there are 1000 ballots in a box with only 10 in it. We found this out in 2016 during Jill Stein's lawsuit. The lawsuit was quickly dropped.

That's how Michigan goes Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

"They just wanted it more." -- RNC + GOPe

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

270 269 "They just wanted it more." -- RNC + GOPe
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

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Literally true.

The GOP doesn't want it. So it doesn't do it itself, and it doesn't fight the Democrat efforts at it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

271 You wouldn't believe how much cinnamon is required to mull someone to death.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (Y6IkP)

272 "Obama ordered two American citizens murdered by drone without judicial oversight."

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Yes. And he claimed the Constitution conferred that authority to him.

Why, it is almost as if he claimed he was a Unitary Executive, or something.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (i7Q7S)

273 270 is the game.

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (PCK5/)

274 Abortion. Not a single GOP State is going to further restrict abortion, and I'm sure the GOP in states with trigger laws are working feverishly to find a way out of that bind - they're the dogs who caught the car. The pro-life position was always a fundraising and electioneering scheme, and it was never, ever intended to be tested.

And yet, it's still a hot button topic for many slutty, selfish women, because they are retarded and know nothing about how this country """works."""

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (cYMgu)

275 272 Yes. And he claimed the Constitution conferred that authority to him.

Why, it is almost as if he claimed he was a Unitary Executive, or something.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (i7Q7S)

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That plus the ACA could qualify him as some sort of fascist dictator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

276 "We have a local hamburger joint here in NE Texas that sometimes has cattle grazing right next door to it. The running joke is they are the ground beef on the hoof for next weeks hamburgers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (QNSds)"

I keep trying to find a decent steakhouse here in S Texas. Nada so far.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:43 PM (YF3RS)

277 On the comedy angle: someone on X yesterday posted a thread of old Trump Twitter posts. Liberal guy, but was appreciating the humor of the posts. It was hilarious. I'd forgotten most of them.

The poster listed this as his favorite:
I heard the CEO of Pepsi had some not so nice things to say about me. That's ok. I'll still drink that garbage.

He described it as a perfectly crafted joke Tweet.

Posted by: DaisyB at May 02, 2024 04:43 PM (AbL8c)

278 255 I have no issues with Trump, I am not electing him to be a preacher or a Saint, I just want some ass kicking of the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

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Make Retribution Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS

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I would hope that the VP pick, or at least a few of the cabinet choices have helicopter pilot certification.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:44 PM (sv929)

279 153 Not sure where this morning read some guy in England ( I think) Who is never wrong says Sundowner is going to win
Posted by: Skip

Archie Bunker said England was a fag country. Pulling hankies out of their sleeves, standing around on their skinny umbrellas. Their whole society is based on a kind of Fagdom.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 04:44 PM (4a+k3)

280 Well random guy in the woods here is a douche knotted, skinny jeans wearing, patchouli smelling dweeb who plays video games in his mothers basement.

I'll take the bear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 04:44 PM (fzPQK)

281 I would bet the house Pa's open sewer street ballot boxes will be stuffed with Sundowner ballots

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (fwDg9)

282 >>> We have a local hamburger joint here in NE Texas that sometimes has cattle grazing right next door to it. The running joke is they are the ground beef on the hoof for next weeks hamburgers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 04:40 PM (QNSds)"


There was a great Kansas BBQ, Guy&Mae's Tavern that had the future beef ribs grazing next door.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (Y6IkP)

283 This means we are all voting for Trump now, right?

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (vFG9F)

284 Well, Trump is the bear for a lot of people. Many women.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 04:41 PM (Y6IkP)
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Yeah, but that cuts both ways. I have no idea what the ratios are, though.

"I'm voting for Donald Trump. He's a real man. I bet *he* knows how to lick it and stick it."
-- A (somewhat drunk) woman at a party my coworker threw, summer of 2016

Direct quote. I've never forgotten it, because it was so unexpected. I have no idea how many dames react that way vs. the "bear" thing, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

285 Return of the Fettermonster!

Josh Kraushaar
@JoshKraushaar
Sen. @JohnFetterman (D-PA): “The protesters at Columbia demonstrated that there are two factions of the protesters — there’s the pro-Hamas, and then there’s the really pro-Hamas."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (L/fGl)

286 And yet, it's still a hot button topic for many slutty, selfish women, because they are retarded and know nothing about how this country """works."""

**************

I think we have the lowest fertility rates in over 100 years, our population is in decline, and 20% of people over 40 have never married.

Daily Wire will say it's the men's fault for not manning up and marrying that single mom feminist who has 5 kids by 8 different men

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 02, 2024 04:46 PM (VTu1l)

287 Remember the howls of "DICTATOR!!!" from Meet the Press and Maddow when Obama did this?

"The government filed a brief in the case in September, claiming that the executive’s targeted killing authority is a “political question” that should not be subject to judicial review."

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (i7Q7S)

288 "I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump. "

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My mom has cancer. She has said, outright and explicitly, that even if Trump himself cured cancer and saved her life, she wouldn't even consider voting for him.

She'd literally rather die.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (/nCD+)

289 Good. I'm glad that's settled. Now we can move on to more important things.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (vFG9F)

290 The illegals will take care of our fertility decline..

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (PCK5/)

291 I would bet the house Pa's open sewer street ballot boxes will be stuffed with Sundowner ballots
Posted by: Skip


I don't doubt it. But when the vote total is 165% of registered voters, something is going to have to be done.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (+98Vn)

292 This means we are all voting for Trump now, right?
Posted by: fd'

Not necessarily. When I lived in Blue state I routinely voted for 3rd Party candidates. I once voted for Ralph Nader.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (9yXr+)

293 "That plus the ACA could qualify him as some sort of fascist dictator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda "


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The media clapped when Obama said he had a "pen and phone" to basically enact laws himself.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (i7Q7S)

294 293 The media clapped when Obama said he had a "pen and phone" to basically enact laws himself.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (i7Q7S)

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How very kingly of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

295 I can say with no doubt that President Trump will get all the votes at Eromero City.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (o2ZRX)

296 Daily Wire will say it's the men's fault for not manning up and marrying that single mom feminist who has 5 kids by 8 different men
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 02, 2024 04:46 PM (VTu1l)
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It's a last gasp. It won't work. Men are increasingly immune to shame over being unmarried. Many lament the fact and would have preferred a different outcome, but reject the assertion that they're failing their country.

"Man up and marry the divorcee with kids because it's your duty" is increasingly played out. Not fully. It will coast along for a bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:48 PM (HnUIn)

297 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

My guess is that for women, they were planning to vote for Trump anyway not because they got drunk at a party and thought that his sexual prowess was a major reason for voting for him, although many woman may find hm sexy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 04:49 PM (XkYcA)

298 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

- 3am ballot counters

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

299 298 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

- 3am ballot counters
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

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*wags finger limply*
-the judicial system

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

300 I keep trying to find a decent steakhouse here in S Texas. Nada so far.
Posted by: Marcus T'

Speaking from experience, you may have to drive to Wyoming.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (9yXr+)

301 My guess is that for women, they were planning to vote for Trump anyway not because they got drunk at a party and thought that his sexual prowess was a major reason for voting for him, although many woman may find hm sexy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 04:49 PM (XkYcA)
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Possibly. But, "in vino, veritas" is not without a grain of reality.

Did she like Trump for his policy positions? No idea. But that's not what she said.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (HnUIn)

302 What makes a steakhouse great?

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (PCK5/)

303 has 5 kids by 8 different men



I want to see the math on this.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (Y6Wgg)

304 Today I was talking to Representative Ocasio Cornhole from New York and we both agree that "BOVINE FLATUS" is a major catastrophe waiting to destroy the World and I will be talking to President Biden today after his 10 hour nap, Drug Infusion Treatments, and Daily Anus Cleansing therapy about this Crappy Problem that is destroying are weak economy

Posted by: VP Kuntala Horris at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (BKOUD)

305 My mom has cancer. She has said, outright and explicitly, that even if Trump himself cured cancer and saved her life, she wouldn't even consider voting for him.

She'd literally rather die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (/nCD+)

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I will not say anything disparaging about your mother but...hmmmm, okay, let's try this, why does she feel that way?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (JeYYB)

306 Steak

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (fwDg9)

307 Every Democrat needs a stroke like Fetterman had

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (FQmDC)

308 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (HnUIn)

Whoopee for her, but probably not with Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (XkYcA)

309 305 I will not say anything disparaging about your mother but...hmmmm, okay, let's try this, why does she feel that way?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (JeYYB)

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Because Trump said pussy and is going to start a nuclear war with Germany because of tweets and because he's racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

310 What makes a steakhouse great?
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (PCK5/)
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1. Excellent meat prepared perfectly by people who know what they're doing
2. An environment expensive enough that you can have a nice time without the hoi polloi and be surrounded by obsequious waiters who scrape the crumbs off your tablecloth for you

Or, of course, both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)

311 264 There will be 140% voter turnout for Biden. It's going to happen.
Posted by: dantesed

We go into discontinuity land there as every state has laws that actually throw out election results if they exceed the margin of victory or registered voters. That only works in the relatively few states that allow same day registration and it becomes infinitely more challenging electorally to get people out there to do it in person. Works for races in places like NH for the Dems, probably will not help them in a place like MI (the Dem majority just created same day registration and voting there).

So, if the Dems are willing to roll the dice by trying to do something like that, you get a discontinuity nationwide with unpredictable results for everyone including the Dems. It won't be a repeat of 2020 this time as a majority of voters already believe that was a fake result as well.

Obvious fakery again risks systematic failure of the whole voting scheme and end the regime itself along with the Deep State for a time.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (peJ7P)

312
I think we have the lowest fertility rates in over 100 years

I'm still as fertile. For at least another cycle or two.

Call me. Unless you're Republican. I've avoided them for 35 years.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (RKVpM)

313 Because Trump said pussy and is going to start a nuclear war with Germany because of tweets and because he's racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
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My condolences for having a dumb mother.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (krQz2)

314 He gave an actual "both sides have a good point" speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They should set him up for another angry Dark Brandon/Leni Reifenstahl speech, but with tiki torches.

Posted by: Momentarily cinematographic Miklos at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (DhOlS)

315 311 Obvious fakery again risks systematic failure of the whole voting scheme and end the regime itself along with the Deep State for a time.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (peJ7P)

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*observes current ruling class*

They're going to risk it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

316 Because Trump said pussy and is going to start a nuclear war with Germany because of tweets and because he's racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

Don’t forget he led a violent revolution on Jan 6 where police heroes died.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

317 Because Trump said pussy and is going to start a nuclear war with Germany because of tweets and because he's racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

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Brain cancer is awful.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:53 PM (JeYYB)

318 313 My condolences for having a dumb mother.
Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (krQz2)

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My mom is super based. It's actually kinda cool.

She commiserates with me about my progressive sister.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

319 What makes a steakhouse great?

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (PCK5/)
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Free ribeye, just sayin'.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:53 PM (krQz2)

320 When my wife divorced me against my will, and to the outrage of our child who found it to be tearing her home apart, I did some research as to whether it was unusual and found it is not. Divorce rates in the USA have been constant since the 1600s. The change is the improvement in male ability to provide. Generally men who couldn't provide stayed single and were the 'Uncle'. Women were spinsters.
This business where everyone pairs up forever and nobody escapes is quite recent.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (9yXr+)

321 310 What makes a steakhouse great?
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM (PCK5/)
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1. Excellent meat prepared perfectly by people who know what they're doing
2. An environment expensive enough that you can have a nice time without the hoi polloi and be surrounded by obsequious waiters who scrape the crumbs off your tablecloth for you

Or, of course, both.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)

So, not me. Got it.

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (PCK5/)

322 "What makes a steakhouse great?"

Cuts of meat that are generous and when prepared, tasty and tender. I'm not looking for ambience and $100 bottles of wine. Just a good cut that's prepare correctly and perhaps some decent sides.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (YF3RS)

323 I can't remember if it was the Dakotas, but I was out West visiting one time and we went to a steakhouse where I noticed the cows were right across the street. The waitress says to me, "you may be looking at tomorrow's special".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:33 PM
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There's an episode of The Simpsons where the family goes to a new steakhouse. They kill the cow you choose for your meal right there in front of you (offscreen in the show, of course). Homer actually kills three of them because he didn't like the first two.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (7fElN)

324 Biden collapsing? Never fear, new exoskeleton, AI personality transplant and super strength Depends - Hillary 5.0

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (JfVRc)

325 My retarded soy boy ex BIL even had enough of my sister’s shit and left. lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (Y6Wgg)

326 Marcus T, what part of South Texas? I might be able to point you in the right direction.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (nOwFe)

327 Obvious fakery again risks systematic failure of the whole voting scheme and end the regime itself along with the Deep State for a time.
Posted by: whig

I hope you're right, but honestly, I don't think they care and they don't think it will harm them in any way. They throw many things in our face now and seem to get a kinky thrill from it.

Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PwgSL)

328 Marriage rates in the past were far lower than they are now.
Divorce has stayed the same, etc.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (9yXr+)

329 Could be 5 kids from a possible 8 men?

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

330
has 5 kids by 8 different men

I want to see the math on this.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM


Sloppy seconds. I shouldn't have to tell you this, but do the math.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (RKVpM)

331 has 5 kids by 8 different men



I want to see the math on this.
Posted by: Montec

Three of them are nicknamed "Sloppy".

Posted by: Miklos raises hand at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (DhOlS)

332 322 "What makes a steakhouse great?"

Cuts of meat that are generous and when prepared, tasty and tender. I'm not looking for ambience and $100 bottles of wine. Just a good cut that's prepare correctly and perhaps some decent sides.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (YF3RS)

My thing is when I order it medium rare I mean medium rare, dammit…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

333 I had cabrito last week in this hole in the wall. It was slow roasted over mesquite coals and then expertly roasted on the outside. It was probably the best I've ever had.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (YF3RS)

334 Trump getting shot.

That - and likely only that - would do it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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That would probably end quite badly for all urban Democrats as in Spanish Civil War bad.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (peJ7P)

335 On a more serious note.

They changed the Oreo cookies in Japan and they now suck. The creme is thin and hard.

A few years ago they raised the prices and I stopped buying (coke did the same) trying to be a "premium" brand. Recently they came back down to earth, so I have been buying but they totally suck now.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (sv929)

336 They should set him up for another angry Dark Brandon/Leni Reifenstahl speech, but with tiki torches.
Posted by: Momentarily cinematographic Miklos at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (DhOlS)

Tiki torches are very underrated.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (V13WU)

337 We joke about it but emotionally stoked women, women who are on anti depressants, sleeping pills and sleep around like whores, are really killing this country. They're emotional wrecks and vote like it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (JeYYB)

338 >>> Divorce rates in the USA have been constant since the 1600s

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Two years ago when my daughter was in community college, living with three other girls, they found it odd that her parents were still married.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (JfxgE)

339 Every Democrat needs a strokebrain reset like Fetterman had
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 04:51 PM (FQmDC)
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Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (krQz2)

340 You know, it occurs to me that the deep state might be okay with Trump winning because they'll just ignore him as they did before but, more importantly, he won't be President during the next census. We know that the Biden WH removed the question about citizenship and then "adjusted" the results to benefit multiple blue states.

Having Trump win in 2024 makes the story more plausible for a Dem to win in 2028 and, therefore, control the 2030 census.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (nR2nR)

341 We had 4 years of Trump being president and none of the terrible awful things he was supposedly going to do happened.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (FQmDC)

342 Man up and marry the divorcee with kids because it's your duty" is increasingly played out. Not fully. It will coast along for a bit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Divorce court burnt that to a crisp

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (+98Vn)

343 So, not me. Got it.
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:54 PM (PCK5/)
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Exactly. In that second category, the steak is beside the point. It has to be good, but nothing more.

Kinda like a country club. The point is who *isn't* there.

I found that I don't like "fine dining." The product is usually excellent, but I am actually discomfited by the level of obsequiousness involved. I don't need five servants who blend into the shadows and fawn over me otherwise. I'm not a Bourbon monarch. It makes me uncomfortable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 04:56 PM (HnUIn)

344 It's a last gasp. It won't work. Men are increasingly immune to shame over being unmarried. Many lament the fact and would have preferred a different outcome, but reject the assertion that they're failing their country.

***************

Im one of them, I short term date but always dump before it gets serious. There is no alternative

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 02, 2024 04:57 PM (VTu1l)

345 If the Democrats make this election about abortion (again), they will win. Again. The GOPe needs to dismiss the subject entirely and say it is now a state issue. Period. End of sentence.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 04:57 PM (GhFyc)

346 "Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (nOwFe)"

At the moment moving between Sugarland and San Antonio.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:57 PM (YF3RS)

347 PA can fix that with its Electronic Poll Books (EPBs).

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (NFX2v)

348 Does anyone know if Biden is going to be on the ballot in Ohio and Alabama?

I haven't heard a resolution yet.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (2fIO4)

349 I saw A Kind Of Fagdom open for The Sex Pistols at Butler's Wharf in '76.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (ir11T)

350 324 Biden collapsing? Never fear, new exoskeleton, AI personality transplant and super strength Depends - Hillary 5.0
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

Posted by: Joe "Baron Harkonnen" Biden at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (woPEM)

351 I don't feel like I live in an NC +10 area.

Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (4bYb7)

352 I recall my ex-wife the historical reenactor finding an account of a female servant of a Quaker couple, the woman of whom recorded all her chastising of her maid, by beating her.
The girl managed to have at least one episode of sex with someone, got knocked up, gave birth, the child died.

The Quaker woman didn't seem to think much of it and continued to beat her maid.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (9yXr+)

353 "My thing is when I order it medium rare I mean medium rare, dammit…
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)"

One of the guys I ate with had it so rare I swear it moved.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (YF3RS)

354 @345 expect Miss Lindsay to announce support for a nationwide abortion ban ten days before the election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (JfVRc)

355 Out of my close friends and my wife’s close friends only 2 couples have divorced. Out of 10ish couples in the category. Which is pretty low. As a group we chose well.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (Y6Wgg)

356 I am always disappointed by restaurant steaks… I make better ones on my charcoal grill..

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

357 "I personally know at least two who hate President Trump to the point they'd vote in an Iranian mullah to keep out President Trump. "

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My mom has cancer. She has said, outright and explicitly, that even if Trump himself cured cancer and saved her life, she wouldn't even consider voting for him.

She'd literally rather die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (/nC
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Wow. That's intense and sad.
I hope the jury in the hush money case doesn't have this kind of hate for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (NpAcC)

358 238 ALIEN 2hr 05min is getting a play at my local theater.

the phantom menace is playing at my local theater starting tomorrow. meesa not sure meesa wants to see it again.

so looked forward to it before it came out. was working for a company involved in digital video at the time and we were using the trailer as a test pattern.

then jar jar happened.

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (v3pYe)

359 Kinda like a country club. The point is who *isn't* there.



Hey waiter, you call this a steak? It's still got marks where the jockey was hittin' it!

Posted by: Miklos "Al" Czervik at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (DhOlS)

360 has 5 kids by 8 different men

I want to see the math on this.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 04:50 PM

Sloppy seconds. I shouldn't have to tell you this, but do the math.
Posted by: Karen CheChe

And whichever guy answers the court summons, will be financially responsible for all the other guys crotch fruit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (+98Vn)

361 My thing is when I order it medium rare I mean medium rare, dammit…
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

Never order medium rare.

Order "medium-ish, i guess, somewhere in there..."

You'll get medium rare every time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (+yhUM)

362 353 "My thing is when I order it medium rare I mean medium rare, dammit…
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)"

One of the guys I ate with had it so rare I swear it moved.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:58 PM (YF3RS)

Ah, that “warm, throbbing center” guy…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

363 Obvious fakery again risks systematic failure of the whole voting scheme and end the regime itself along with the Deep State for a time.

The old "they wouldn't dare" routine that serious conservatives have been rolling out for the last forty years. Strangely enough - the Dems always seem to dare.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (aRDhc)

364 If the Democrats make this election about abortion (again), they will win. Again. The GOPe needs to dismiss the subject entirely and say it is now a state issue. Period. End of sentence.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 04:57 PM (GhFyc)


Halle-fucking-luiah.
Finally someone else here but me gets it.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (Y6Wgg)

365 Any man with any asset of any kind would have to out of his mind to get married in the USA.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (9yXr+)

366 Yeah there's a nice Capital Grille in Houston. But to me that's not Texas steak.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (YF3RS)

367 If the Democrats make this election about abortion (again), they will win. Again. The GOPe needs to dismiss the subject entirely and say it is now a state issue. Period. End of sentence.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 04:57 PM


Trump has already done that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)

368 I like blood in the plate, with a nice outside char…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (PCK5/)

369 I hope you're right, but honestly, I don't think they care and they don't think it will harm them in any way. They throw many things in our face now and seem to get a kinky thrill from it.
Posted by: Biergood
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They do but a lot of that is because they drank their own Koolaid and are now in Jim Jones land. Street level hustlers used for the steal are far more cunning than the POS Democrat party leaders and movements without the peons behind them get purged. Hustlers are always capable of just pocketing the money and walking away. The Dems cannot afford to try to discipline them.

Essentially in country after country, the wheels are falling off the left's disastrous policies spurred by a bunch of nihilistic oligarchs congregating at Davos.

They push it, they are likely to live in fear from the plebes droning them for the rest of their miserable lives. I've been following some of the drone wars in Ukraine and it is fascinating how the ground level troops are using them in unintended ways to harass and kill the enemy which leads to countermeasures that are overcome by new designs and so on.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (peJ7P)

370 I voted for Trump because I loathed Hillary Clinton (and Joe Biden), because I thought it would be a good idea to have someone who was not a professional politician as President and because he seemed energetic, smart and funny and had positive ideas. I can't say I ever thought about jumping his bones. If I were going to want to jump a President's bones it would be Washington if I were around at the time-because well- Washington-and Calvin Coolidge who seemed very bright and had a dry sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (XkYcA)

371 'Out of his mind'.

But really. Any self-respecting male anybody would have to be CRAZY to get married to anyone for any reason in the USA.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (9yXr+)

372 so looked forward to it before it came out. was working for a company involved in digital video at the time and we were using the trailer as a test pattern.

then jar jar happened.
Posted by: anachronda

lol...I remember walking out of the theater when it first came out and feeling like I was in shock, like I'd been smacked in the face or something. Couldn't believe it was that bad.

Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (PwgSL)

373 5 kids by 8 different men

I have brothers??

Posted by: freddy krueger at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (gKWVE)

374 "Marriage civilizes men." -- Dennis Prager

And true in my case ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (ir11T)

375 They don't have pause on my teleprompter. I fucking love this guy.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:02 PM (lX8VI)

376 then jar jar happened.
Posted by: anachronda'

MEESA MEESA! Me so Jamaica-ish Negrish!

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:02 PM (9yXr+)

377 I voted for Trump because I loathed Hillary Clinton (and Joe Biden), because I thought it would be a good idea to have someone who was not a professional politician as President and because he seemed energetic, smart and funny and had positive ideas. I can't say I ever thought about jumping his bones. If I were going to want to jump a President's bones it would be Washington if I were around at the time-because well- Washington-and Calvin Coolidge who seemed very bright and had a dry sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (XkYcA)
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I didn't say you, I said her. The point wasn't about rational decision-making, it was about the knee-jerk emotional response. For some women, that knee-jerk is that Trump is the "bear" in the original analogy. For others, that knee-jerk is arousal. I have no idea what the ratio is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

378 My thing is when I order it medium rare I mean medium rare, dammit…
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)"

One of the guys I ate with had it so rare I swear it moved.
Posted by: Marcus T


There is one level below rare. It is called Blue.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (+98Vn)

379 Don't marry a person because you need to be married.

Marry a person because it doesn't even make sense to not be married to them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (+yhUM)

380 I wish you people would stop comparing us to Biden !!!! At least we serve a purpose and provide pleasure !!!!!

Posted by: F**k Stains of the World at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (VYql4)

381 Men today are crazy to get married. I got lucky I guess (knock on wood it stays that way) and married someone sane and good. But if I were single today there is 0% chance I’d get married. Way too much risk with not much reward.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (Y6Wgg)

382 lol...I remember walking out of the theater when it first came out and feeling like I was in shock, like I'd been smacked in the face or something. Couldn't believe it was that bad.

Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (PwgSL)

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Ditto.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (ir11T)

383 lol...I remember walking out of the theater when it first came out and feeling like I was in shock, like I'd been smacked in the face or something. Couldn't believe it was that bad.
Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (PwgSL)
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I went in to see Rise of Skywalker *knowing* it was going to be bad.

I was still gobsmacked by just how bad it actually was.

"WORST. STAR. WARS. EVER." doesn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (7fElN)

384 The thing that breaks the camel's back on the DC elite is the retrenching of America out of the global order as the whole notion of global trade goes up in smoke.

We know the reinvestment coming back to the US, but it is not coming back across all areas. Texas, Tennessee, Indiana are basking in capital investment. California, NY, and Illinois are not. As the global trade networks fray into regional or bilateral trade agreements, the need for USD will decline.

There will be no single specific global reserve currency because the world will not need one. This makes it impossible to export inflation and hide overspending. This kills all the beautiful people's reason to live. The next Civil War will be the economic winners (almost all red states) telling DC to take a hike. And DC cannot do anything about it.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (GZYu7)

385 I told him he might as well go out in the field and just start chewing on the cows leg.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (YF3RS)

386 There is one level below rare. It is called Blue.
Posted by: rickb223

Is that the cow's name?

Posted by: Miklos supposes so at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (DhOlS)

387 Couldn't believe it was that bad.
Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 05:01 PM (PwgSL)

I liked it. I thought it was bad and silly, but i enjoyed it.

I also never liked the original trilogy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (+yhUM)

388 Meesa tumg... ith numb...

Posted by: Jar Jar at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (gKWVE)

389 On topic, oddly, I like that Ace is calling them "swing states." I don't know when the "battleground state" nomenclature took over, but I prefer the old term. Easier to type and say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (HnUIn)

390 "Marriage civilizes men." -- Dennis Prager

Amen to that. I claim my wife plucked me off of the throw-away-pile and made me human.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (WXNFJ)

391 I watched Trump's rally in WI yesterday for about 15 minutes on lunch break. It was amazing to me after enduring the hell that is Biden speaking, to see a man only 4 years younger than Biden who is so energized (not manic from drug cocktails) and can speak intelligently and often off the cuff and doing it so well. I've never have seen a contrast so dramatic in my lifetime.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

392 The old "they wouldn't dare" routine that serious conservatives have been rolling out for the last forty years. Strangely enough - the Dems always seem to dare.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way
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That is actually bullshit. A lot of the fakery was on the margins--after all Bush still got the Presidency in 2000 despite the last ditch attempts by the Dems to overturn it via fraud and lawfare.

You push it to eleventy and you get some reaction just like a few tylenol are tolerated but taking the whole bottle results in a poor outcome.

The Dems are defeatable just like the Commies are but a lot of people curiously want to be defeated just like the French in 1940.

Nothing is forever, trees do not grow into the sky and all trends must end. Death and taxes are about the only certainties in life and humans are working on death. I think advances on that is part of the reason that the oligarchy is behaving the way it is and now openly genocidal. They think they will live forever but don't want the plebes to do so.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (peJ7P)

393 Trump has already done that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)
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It took him some time to get there.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (GZYu7)

394 She'd literally rather die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (/nC
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Wow. That's intense and sad.
I hope the jury in the hush money case doesn't have this kind of hate for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (NpAcC)

I expect the jury has precisely that kind of hate for him.

White, educated, somewhere between upper-middle class and wealthy, and completely fucking retarded because their lives have almost universally been easy.

They've never had to make ultra-difficult decisions, and they've never received any ultra-hard pushback because Dr. Spock or some shit.

And we're all fucking paying for it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (/nCD+)

395 390 "Marriage civilizes men." -- Dennis Prager

Amen to that. I claim my wife plucked me off of the throw-away-pile and made me human.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:04 PM (WXNFJ)

Put you in underwear…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (PCK5/)

396 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (2UnvF)

397 I went in to see Rise of Skywalker *knowing* it was going to be bad.

I was still gobsmacked by just how bad it actually was.

"WORST. STAR. WARS. EVER." doesn't begin to describe it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ah, you're a brave man. I finally, finally gave up entirely after that first abomination that introduced Rey (I've blocked the title out of my mind).

Haven't seen a single Star Wars movie since.

Posted by: Biergood at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (PwgSL)

398 24 What other politician in America draws such large and enthusiastic crowds?

No one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 04:02 PM (RIvkX)


Yep.

Rumor is Semi-Dead Joe was at a high school in Wilmington, Tuesday afternoon, to get video for future ads of a huge crowd of yutes clapping and barking for Joe! like trained seals. Joe was in Wlmington Tuesday for what was listed on his schedule as a campaign event.

Carefully-selected Potemkin Village crowds are all that Joe's handlers can get for him. And those 'crowds' are usually 50 people of less in a carefully staged indoor venue.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (5fDan)

399 262 JEM

MI in 2022 passed a new law, now in effect. It provides for 9 days of early voting. No ballots will be counted unless they're postmarked on or before election day.

A voter requesting an absentee ballot must sign an affidavit, or present a photo ID, to receive an absentee ballot.

This new law has been determined to be constitutional by MI state courts.

This is new. I submit that MI is going to be less hospitable for fraud.

I don't direct this at you, because I respect your posts. However, too many posters here just dismiss all discussion about polls with some cheap cynicism about Dominion, or something.

As Ace correctly points out, Trump tends to do BETTER than the polls show.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 05:06 PM (NLIak)

400 The Carnivore restaurant in St. Roberts, MO (Fort Leonard Wood), serves the BEST blue rare rib-eye I've ever had. Yes, it's so rare that with a cocktail, you can take the time to get to know each other. Name, family history, etc.

Posted by: goatexchange at May 02, 2024 05:06 PM (tsQfe)

401 391 I watched Trump's rally in WI yesterday for about 15 minutes on lunch break. It was amazing to me after enduring the hell that is Biden speaking, to see a man only 4 years younger than Biden who is so energized (not manic from drug cocktails) and can speak intelligently and often off the cuff and doing it so well. I've never have seen a contrast so dramatic in my lifetime.
Posted by: Cheri

Impossible, I have been assured by the MSM and even some of the NICS here that he was a tired old man with dementia worse than FJB. After all--experts were quoted in the press. Experts I tell ya.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:06 PM (peJ7P)

402
here's an episode of The Simpsons where the family goes to a new steakhouse. They kill the cow you choose for your meal right there in front of you

Sounds like the restaurant at the end of the universe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (63Dwl)

403 Carefully-selected Potemkin Village crowds are all that Joe's handlers can get for him. And those 'crowds' are usually 50 people of less in a carefully staged indoor venue.
Posted by: Gref
========
Never can be too sure when a Giant Rabbit might appear and scare the shit outta Creepy Joe.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (peJ7P)

404 Blue and rare are fine as long as it's an amazing piece of meat that's been aged and cossetted and sung sweet lullabies since the day it came off the cow....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (+yhUM)

405 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:03 PM (HnUIn)

I understood what you meant. I just never have met women who expressed it that way, but then I don't hang around women who vote by the pulsations of their vagina or if they do, they don't tell me that when drunk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (XkYcA)

406 I intended to go see a Star Wars movie with The Kid (I forget which one) and she talked me into seeing CATS in the theater instead.

I have not forgotten this. The only reason I am willing to kinda forgive it is, she did tell me, 'You get to say you saw CATS in the theater.'

That appealed to my ego, so yes.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (9yXr+)

407 They don't have pause on my teleprompter. I fucking love this guy.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:02

PDT could have actually done a whole riff on this "Pause" "Stand Here" "Turn Right" "Salute" ...etc. Hilarious.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

408 Trump has already done that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)
==
It took him some time to get there.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM


And that matters how exactly?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (QNSds)

409 I keep trying to find a decent steakhouse here in S Texas. Nada so far.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:43 PM (YF3RS)
* * * *
Barn Door in San Antonio. Great grub! Ask for the real butter for the homemade rolls.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (U3L4U)

410 Biden's "crowds" aren't Potemkin villages. They're Potemkin hamlets.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (NLIak)

411 With 26. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You cannot imagine the giveaways for citizens and communities, ALL highly dependent upon the 'class' & 'color' of one's county and neighborhood.

There won't be a pot to p*** in or a window to throw it out for much of the non-governmental middle class 2 years from now if FJB wins again, but we're trained to follow the science, have no hate at home, and remember PDT said pussy.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

412 My mom has cancer. She has said, outright and explicitly, that even if Trump himself cured cancer and saved her life, she wouldn't even consider voting for him.

She'd literally rather die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 04:47 PM (/nCD+)

Did you tell her when she dies, Trump will supervise her cremation/burial, and that you already signed the agreement?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (iODuv)

413 It's cute that you think these slim margins are going to hold up when miraculously, after winning 17% of the black vote nationwide, Trump loses 98% of the black vote in Detroit, Philly, Atlanta, and Milwaukee. We will just have to chalk it up to their superior get out the vote ground game, because to do otherwise would be racist.

Posted by: tommylotto at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (6QQM8)

414 Kari Lake was up by ~11% in polls for the last week before the election.

Unexpectedly, she lost to the hag in charge of counting the votes.

Posted by: Tar Bae at May 02, 2024 07:25 PM (uR4Tu)

Surprise! Soros DA and Trump's Persecutor Alvin Bragg Might Not Prosecute Columbia Rioters

Well knock me over with a feather.

On Wednesday, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg refused to say whether he will prosecute the pro-Palestinian rioters who broke into and took over Hamilton Hall at Columbia University.


Bragg is currently prosecuting Donald Trump for an alleged campaign finance violation that is normally tried as a misdemeanor offense and would normally result in a fine as a felony. In addition to elevating the misdemeanor offense to a felony, the statute of limitations on the alleged crime had passed. On top of that, nondisclosure agreements are not illegal.

Despite Bragg's overzealousness to go after Trump, he was unresponsive to inquiries from the Daily Caller regarding potential charges for pro-Palestinian rioters arrested on Tuesday. The New York Police Department (NYPD) arrested 119 rioters at Columbia University on Tuesday evening, as well as 173 at a City University of New York (CUNY) protest, where students also took over an administrative building.


"Given his track record and the political nature of the events, I would be surprised if the Manhattan District Attorney's Office prosecuted the charges in a serious manner," Cornell Law School professor William Jacobson told the Daily Caller. "The charges are likely to be dropped against most perpetrators, and drastically reduced for others under an agreement that would see the charges eventually expunged."

Biden finally spoke up about the antisemitic protests on Democrat plantation colleges.

Specifically, he did a replay of his "fine people on both sides" equivocation, using this occasion of overt antisemitism to warn about...

Come on, you know. You don't need anyone to tell you.


Meanwhile, even Al Sharpton and his merry band of adulterers realize that Democrats cannot continue shrieking about January 6th while indulging antifa, BLM, and pro-Hamas rioters:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:44 PM




Comments

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1 He needs to focus on REAL crime.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (IUd0M)

2 Meanwhile, even Al Sharpton and his merry band of adulterers realize that Democrats cannot continue shrieking about January 6th while indulging antifa, BLM, and pro-Hamas rioters:

========

I mean...they "couldn't" after BLM riots...which happened months before 1/6, and they still did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

3 Have they gotten scholarships yet?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

4 Alvin Bragg is perfect for New York City.

Dumb, illiterate, rayciss and has been allowed to practice law by the miracle of affirmative action.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 02:46 PM (4a+k3)

5 Mika, don't take the Lord's name in vain around sharpton, he's a reverend don't you know!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 02, 2024 02:46 PM (2NHgQ)

6 NYPD needs to come down with the flu, all at once.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (aFNOf)

7 Smod might be better than this slow death.

Unfortunately Soros's son has taken over and he's as big a scumbag as his father.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (JeYYB)

8 Prosecute? Hell, they'll be getting a huge check from the city.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF)

9 Mika is a cupid stunt.

Posted by: Spoonerized to dodge the censors at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (Wc83a)

10 WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (N1tpc)

11 Whenever I say "New York is a third world shithole," and someone starts to say "But..." I stop them right there.

There are no buts.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (dGCAG)

12 Mika is a cupid stunt.
Posted by: Spoonerized to dodge the censors at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (Wc83a)

Dooo dah
Dooo dah

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (+yhUM)

13 WHAT A SHOCK
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (N1tpc)
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Quelle fromage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (Be/+i)

14 Words I never thought I would write... Mika Brzezinski is right. There is no comparison between the campus rioters and the folks from Jan. 6th. Although, not the way she meant it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (IUd0M)

15 Mika Brzezinski: "Good lord, don't make a parallel with January 6."

I agree with Mika. Just not in a way that she would understand.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (3r1VB)

16 the difference between this New York and the one seen in Escape from New York is the establishment of a wall around the city.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (Pz3g2)

17 Mika Brzezinski: "Good lord, don't make a parallel with January 6."



Honky bitch, you couldn't parallel park a skateboard.

Posted by: The Rev. Al at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (DhOlS)

18 I guess the internal polling on the "protests" is not boding well for the left.

Joe gave a retarded presser (short) basically saying he supports all sides but we are a nation of laws and civility.

GFY.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (JeYYB)

19 This is why they are so bold, because they know there will be no consequences. After their "experimentation" phase, just like the 68 generation, just like Hunter, they'll become wealthy and well-connected businessmen and CEOs. Their "skills" are in demand.

Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (gQbO4)

20
Even Bill Ackman already predicted this. If the protestors are arrested, they'll just be released without charges.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (T3es0)

21 "Don't make a parallel to January 6th. " You inadvertently stumbled on a correct point, Mika , just not in the way you thought you did. Don't make one, because there isn't one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (XkYcA)

22 Miklos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mika

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

23 There are no buts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (dGCAG)
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Unless you're Sir Mix-a-lot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (Be/+i)

24 Hmmm.

Perhaps the "good people" who defaced George Washington's statue with their filth should become intimately acquainted with tar, feathers, and a rail....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)

25 Mika, your chin still looks FABULOUS!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

26 Bragg is currently prosecuting Donald Trump for an alleged campaign finance violation that is normally tried as a misdemeanor offense and would normally result in a fine as a felony.
______________

Or, as professional writers (*cough* journalists) would say:

Bragg is currently prosecuting Donald Trump for a felony for an alleged campaign finance violation that is normally tried as a misdemeanor offense and would normally result in a fine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

27 actually when she says "you're not allowed to say that," she's (unbelievably enough) complaining about the political enforcement of the double standard by the left.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

28 "No place for hate speech or violence of any kind, whether it's antisemitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans . . . ."

Joey Showers gives three examples of hate speech in connection with cannibals screaming "Kill the Jews" on college campuses. Two of the three examples he gives are "hate speech" against the main perpetrators of the current Jew-hating gas-chamber fantasies.

Btw: What is the difference between "Islamophobia" and "discrimination against Arab Americans"? Or was this shitbrained idiot just looking for another example of alleged hate speech against the cannibal scumbags?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

29 Unfortunately Soros's son has taken over and he's as big a scumbag as his father.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (JeYYB)


He is, at most, half the scumbag his father is but he's young. Plenty of time to pork up into true Soros stature.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (IUd0M)

30 Was Ace's first use of "snizz" in relation to Mika? I distinctly remember Ace using the phase "Mika's nasty snizz". Just not sure if that was the first use.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (3r1VB)

31 No one can be surprised by this

But bust and jailed for a decade if your a Conservative

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (fwDg9)

32 Mika is a cupid stunt.
Posted by: Spoonerized to dodge the censors at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (Wc83a)

Tucker was chatting with the guy from OAN recently, and how the Deep State is trying to force OAN out of business, with the approval of corporate media.

They got to the subject of Joe and Mika, and Tucker alluded more than once to how insane it is that Joe is lecturing anyone about morality and ethics.

I think he wants to talk about the dead intern. He obviously knows about the dead intern, and suggests the dead intern is the reason Joe is such a reliable mouthpiece for the Deep State, but Tucker's smart enough not to say anything specific about the dead intern, without having enough legal cover, because Joe will sue over the dead intern, not unlike Dan Schneider suing over people calling him a pedophile.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (dGCAG)

33 Yikes, I gave it away that I didn't read the post.

But this is the first time!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (JeYYB)

34 23 There are no buts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (dGCAG)
-----------
Unless you're Sir Mix-a-lot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (Be/+i)

I like to hedge and I cannot lie
You prevaricators can't deny

Posted by: Inveigling got me me me so horny at May 02, 2024 02:52 PM (Wc83a)

35 C'mon, Alvin, the vast majority of the Columbia rioters are probably white. So ... go get 'em!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

36 They aren't MAGA Republicans are they?

No?

Not guilty!

* kangaroo court

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (1ey23)

37 the difference between this New York and the one seen in Escape from New York is the establishment of a wall around the city.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (Pz3g2)

Also a white guy driving a cab.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

38 Miklos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mika
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)


To paraphrase the latter -- "Good Lord, don't make a parallel between them". Miklos is a Horde-ian treasure. Mika is an oxygen thief.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (3r1VB)

39 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

Um...ah.....thanks.....I guess

Posted by: Miklos knows a backhanded compliment when he sees one at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (DhOlS)

40 25 Mika, your chin still looks FABULOUS!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

I forget, did ace add Mika to the list of "Cashew People"?

Posted by: browndog wouldn't hump that leg at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (TTAGa)

41 "30 Was Ace's first use of "snizz" in relation to Mika? I distinctly remember Ace using the phase "Mika's nasty snizz". Just not sure if that was the first use.
Posted by: Doof"
********
I would not even be aware of this Mika scrunt if it wasn't for Ace.

Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (oN3Z2)

42 Btw: What is the difference between "Islamophobia" and "discrimination against Arabs Americans"?

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

43 Mika is useful, she makes me feel like a genius.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (JeYYB)

44 I forget, did ace add Mika to the list of "Cashew People"?
Posted by: browndog wouldn't hump that leg at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (TTAGa)

I think she's more a moldy peach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (+yhUM)

45 I'm trying to remember all the cases of "Islamaphobia" where the agitators violently destroyed campuses, used mob violence against law enforcement, tore down the American flag, plotted with conspirators in a political party, were openly funded by that same parties funders, further conspired with foreign terrorist organizations and defaced statues of our Founders. Weird. Is my memory pulling a Joe Biden on me?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (pcNL9)

46 DONT

Posted by: Joe Biden with steel plates in his head at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

47 Joe gave a retarded presser (short) basically saying he supports all sides but we are a nation of laws and civility.
__________

Shorter version: "blah blah blah, and in conclusion, blah."

I love vapid banalities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

48 Oh, let them have their islamaphobia. The muslims LOVE it!

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (Ectld)

49 Surprise! Soros DA and Trump's Persecutor Alvin Bragg Might Not Prosecute Columbia Rioters



J6'ers should petition judge to vacate and sentences and stop any trials.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (+98Vn)

50 Hey, speaking of George, You all need to read the post by Daniel Greenfeild in Frontpage linked by JJ a couple days ago.

OK, I'm a giver and I looked up the link
https://www.frontpagemag.com/the-le
fts-plot-against-george-washington/


This is a must read.
He discusses his book, and the French plan to bring their style of revolution to the US. Our battle against the Left is our oldest threat. They have been trying to destroy our freedom from the get go.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (sv929)

51 I love vapid banalities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
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Who did they open for?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (Be/+i)

52 Mika is useful, she makes me feel like a genius.
Posted by: Seems Legit
.......

Beware the Glory Hole.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

53 Was Ace's first use of "snizz" in relation to Mika? I distinctly remember Ace using the phase "Mika's nasty snizz". Just not sure if that was the first use.
Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (3r1VB)


I thought it was Hillary but six of one, half dozen of another...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (/HDaX)

54 Not guilty!

* kangaroo court
Posted by: Just Lily

*spectators and media begin rhythmic jumping*

Posted by: Miklos with Artist's Impression at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (DhOlS)

55 51 I love vapid banalities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
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Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (Be/+i)


Milli Vanilli.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

56 Btw: What is the difference between "Islamophobia" and "discrimination against Arabs Americans"?

FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

Biden mentioned anti-semitism once, Islamophobia and anti Arab hatred twice. As a bonus technically Arabs are semites too. But either way the Jews are outvoted and the rioters have a green flag.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

57 C'mon, Alvin, the vast majority of the Columbia rioters are probably white. So ... go get 'em!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

Hmmm... maybe, just maybe, and I'm only spitballin' here... maybe the left's focus on race isn't really about race, and race is just a convenient way to keep people fighting with each other, while they continue to change the entire landscrape of the nation in their image, regardless of the various categories of division they foist on the people.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

58 I think she's more a moldy peach.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (+yhUM)

Not eatin' that peach, no suh ...

Rather die !

Posted by: Allman Brothers Band at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (TTAGa)

59

When even know pogrom inciter Sharpton sounds, albeit by red pubic hair degrees, more reasonable than the wife of the intern killer, you know they're scared shitless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (x0n13)

60 under the category of 'one can always hope', maybe as he gets older soros jr will begin to ask himself why he's supporting people who basically hate him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (B1FKF)

61 51 I love vapid banalities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
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Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea,

The View

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (1ey23)

62 Bragg doesn't want to find out who is coordinating and funding this political violence?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (50n2b)

63 51 Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Moldy Peach and the Cashew People

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

64 If there were real "Islamophobia" in this country, after everything that's happened in the last half century, there would be no "Islamophobia". There would only be "there's no Muslims here, silly, what are you even talking about?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (+yhUM)

65 Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (Be/+i)

Bananarama?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (8zz6B)

66 Pro tip for Bragg. Have the salad you fat, blubbery, 300 pounds of human jello in a one quart plastic bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (pcNL9)

67 Mika is such a good little suck puppet. She must be proud.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (ekpFK)

68 So Biden* didn't blame 'MAGA Republicans' for the campus chaos?




* the people who tell him what to say

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (/7KEl)

69 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

Um...ah.....thanks.....I guess
Posted by: Miklos knows a backhanded compliment when he sees one at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (DhOlS)


How is it backhanded? You are a witty and valued member of the Horde. Mika is the Sid of Pauls.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

70 There are no buts.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM


That's straight-up anti-buttism!

Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt Sisters at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)

71 Subversion and brainwashing into anti-Americanism of our university students by foreigners or agents of foreign countries, meant to disrupt our country and its political stability and damage social harmony to weaken us, is an ACT OF WAR.

This is an elephant in the room everyone seems to be missing...

Posted by: Johnny at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (alFOm)

72 I just went by American Greatness. They are now showing podcasts by Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (1bNHn)

73 63 51 Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Moldy Peach and the Cashew People
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

HAH !!!

Well played Piper ...

Posted by: browndog appreciates the pick up at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (TTAGa)

74 OT
Nice launch. Another tonight:
Liftoff is targeted for 9:49 p.m. EDT, (01:49 UTC, 03:49 CEST May 3)

https://www.youtube.com/live/6l6AncFU0pU

Posted by: Ciampino - Balls in a rat trap, squashed flat!! at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (qfLjt)

75 Moldy peach chicks dig intern killing guitar players.

Posted by: Joe S. at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (DhOlS)

76 Mika does that thing in bed.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (Uf0H3)

77 "Dissent is essential to democracy, but dissent must never lead to disorder or to denying the rights of others so students can finish the semester and their college education." President Biden understands.

How is a tent encampment on Library Mall at University of Wisconsin doing any of the above? The Library Mall is not even near any classroom buildings, so it doesn't interfere with people going to class.

Students were harrassed by the encampment members. No need for a camp anyway. The idea that you protest a war thousands of miles away where we can't really stop it. It is not our country. And to pretend that Hamas is a peace-loving group is foolish.

If a pro-Israel protest was raided by dozens of pro-Palestine people wearing all black and Halloween masks — who committed HUNDREDS of assaults —every politician would be calling for an FBI investigation. "Over more than five hours Tuesday night, pro-Israel Zionist agitators violently beat, pepper sprayed and threw fireworks at hundreds of students and protesters in a “unilateral, surprise attack“ at UCLA’s Palestine solidarity encampment while security and police stood idle.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

78 That's straight-up anti-buttism!
Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt Sisters


Preach it, Sister!
-- Kim Kardashian

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (9yWhg)

79 "62 Bragg doesn't want to find out who is coordinating and funding this political violence?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher"
*********
It's a safe bet that he already knows.

Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (oN3Z2)

80 "Don't make a parallel with January 6."

There is more to that statement than they think. These protests inconvenience normal people - in fact that is their point. To ruin our day. Drive Jewish students off campus. Harass the police. Prevent finals and graduation ceremonies. They are victimizing normal people.

January 6 - the protest ruined THIER day. Hence it was the absolute worst thing that has ever happened ever, right up there with the holocaust. Why lawmakers had to briefly leave a building. Why I never.... The nerve of these people.

THAT is the core difference, and why the two events cannot be compared. It is a comparison between what happens to US and what happens to THEM. What happens to us is kinda sorta deserved, what happens to them is never justified in any way. Their rioters are no biggie, because they were only hurting us. Our rioters are a threat to democracy and must be arrested and never see the light of day.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (ARlwA)

81 Mika does that thing in bed.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (Uf0H3)

Bleed from her wherever?

Gross.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (+yhUM)

82 That's straight-up anti-buttism!
Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt Sisters

You go, girl!

Posted by: Ima and Ura Hogg at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (DhOlS)

83 Reporters screwed up again, despite this golden opportunity to ask quick questions while Joe's NO brain-tape was running -

"Have the protests forced you to reconsider any of the policies with regard to the region?"
BIDEN: "No."

"Do you think the national guard should intervene?!"
BIDEN: "No."

"Do you support Israel?"
BIDEN: "No."

Do you have confidence in Kamala?
BIDEN: "No."

"Is the economy in great shape?"
BIDEN: "No."

*shuffles away*

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (5fDan)

84 *spectators and media begin rhythmic jumping*
Posted by: Miklos with Artist's Impression at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM


* orders minions to flap wings in time to the jumping *

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

85 If you can stand it, go watch a few seconds of the old clip of Mika getting all soaked and bothered for Trump in an interview early in his campaign. That's the real Mika.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (ekpFK)

86
Oh, Mika, how close and warm it must be where your head is ensconced up your ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (xG4kz)

87 Miklos is a Horde-ian treasure. Mika is an oxygen thief.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (3r1VB)

I rate this as TRUE.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

88 Anyone who isn't an Islamaphobe has a death wish.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (tT6L1)

89 77 Students were harrassed by the encampment members. No need for a camp anyway. The idea that you protest a war thousands of miles away where we can't really stop it. It is not our country. And to pretend that Hamas is a peace-loving group is foolish.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

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Dude's gonna get banned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

90 61 51 I love vapid banalities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
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Who did they open for?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea,

The View
Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (1ey23)
_____

The Vapors

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

91 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (cf/0E)

92 In before 100 on a day thread...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

93 I have already seen " how canyou be against this but you don't think January 6 people belong in jail?"

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (FQmDC)

94 Bragg doesn't want to find out who is coordinating and funding this political violence?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 02:57 PM (50n2b)

I'm sure he knows.

He doesn't want the straights to find out, but he knows already.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:01 PM (dGCAG)

95 Dissent is essential to democracy, but dissent must never lead to disorder
---------

Shows clip of praise being lavished on BLM riots.

"Ok well except that one time."

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (ekpFK)

96 >Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
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so, he'll contract it out

Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)

97 Actually, in this particular case, Joe probably would have gained some points with some liberal-as opposed to off the wall leftist-Jews if he had just left his comments at "anti Jewish" acts and not tacked on a bit about anti Arab and anti Palestinian but he needs to suck up to the Muslim votes in Michigan and Minnesota.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (XkYcA)

98 more reasonable than the wife of the intern killer
______________

Wait - you can kill them? NOW he tells me!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

99 Over more than five hours Tuesday night, pro-Israel Zionist agitators violently beat, pepper sprayed and threw fireworks at hundreds of students and protesters in a “unilateral, surprise attack“ at UCLA’s Palestine solidarity encampment while security and police stood idle

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awful ! just awful ! how many women and children died during this unprecedented zionist attack ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (V13WU)

100 Mika is Joe's groupie.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

101 81 Mika does that thing in bed.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (Uf0H3)


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Take a dump? I heard (SWIDT) that's a thing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (JeYYB)

102 Biden can take his "fine people on both sides " and shove it up his bony ass. Who the hell is discriminating against Arab Americans Joe ?

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (Akjoo)

103 Students were harrassed by the encampment members. No need for a camp anyway. The idea that you protest a war thousands of miles away where we can't really stop it. It is not our country. And to pretend that Hamas is a peace-loving group is foolish.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

Somebody isn't on the right program, he's starting to make some sense. Purge needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (eoQWY)

104 95 Dissent is essential to democracy, but dissent must never lead to disorder
---------

Shows clip of praise being lavished on BLM riots.

"Ok well except that one time."
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (ekpFK)

=======

"Those people should not be stopped, and those that do get stopped we should bail out of jail."
-Kamala Harris

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

105 Shows clip of praise being lavished on BLM riots.
_______________

WE are the ones who should rue 1619.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

106 "Have the protests forced you to reconsider any of the policies with regard to the region?"

BIDEN: "No."

*shuffles away*

"Do you think the national guard should intervene?!"

BIDEN: "No." pic.twitter.com/eai9ByoLV6

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 2, 2024
______
Maybe he was saying the National Guard shouldn't intervene in the Middle East. And by "Middle East" he probably means "Japan".

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (1bNHn)

107 This is why they are so bold, because they know there will be no consequences. After their "experimentation" phase, just like the 68 generation, just like Hunter, they'll become wealthy and well-connected businessmen and CEOs. Their "skills" are in demand.
Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (gQbO4)

The Ivies are the AAA feeder teams for the Big Leagues of American political and financial corruption. They don't give a damn about academics - just that you come out of the correct social stratum, and that you've demonstrated loyalty to the hive.

Getting arrested is a plus for these kids. They know they won't see the inside of a jail for more than one night. And it gets their name on the police blotter.

When a prospective patron later runs one of these names and sees it there he'll say "oh this rancid little maggot went above and beyond... she'll make a fine, ravenous human botfly. Invite her to feast on the body politic with us!"

And years down the road, when she's pandering to rich Arabs at a mosque during an election campaign, she'll talk about her lifelong commitment to the victorious jihad, and tell them how she carries hummus in her purse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (0l8OY)

108 I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play.

Perhaps, Big Dick's Halfway Inn.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (sv929)

109 awful ! just awful ! how many women and children died during this unprecedented zionist attack ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (V13WU)
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All of them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (Be/+i)

110 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Also, harder to loot the Jews than when Dad was a lad.

Posted by: Miklos thinks you do not know how evil Soros is at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (DhOlS)

111 "What is the difference between "Islamophobia" and "discrimination against Arabs Americans"?"
Arabs can also be Christian or atheist, but only in certain countries. Many Arabs were Christian before most became Muslim.
In the US there are some Christian Arabs, who came over from Lebanon. I wonder what they think about the situation.

Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (gQbO4)

112 If you can stand it, go watch a few seconds of the old clip of Mika getting all soaked and bothered for Trump in an interview early in his campaign. That's the real Mika.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:00 PM (ekpFK)
_____________

Trump called it. He COULD grab them by the p*ssy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

113 Alan Dershowitz said that he would pro bono civil lawsuits
for the students and invited other lawyers to join him.
He said the DA can't throw out civil suits.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (lCWOD)

114 91 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02

Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 "that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play."

Maybe in a restaurant? At the end of the universe?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (Ectld)

116 awful ! just awful ! how many women and children died during this unprecedented zionist attack ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (V13WU)


1,346,542.

Posted by: The Gaza Ministry of Health at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

117 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

118 >Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

---------

I bet he can write a check.

With lots of zeros.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (1ey23)

119 Over more than five hours Tuesday night, pro-Israel Zionist agitators violently beat, pepper sprayed and threw fireworks at hundreds of students and protesters in a “unilateral, surprise attack“ at UCLA’s Palestine solidarity encampment while security and police stood idle

====

awful ! just awful ! how many women and children died during this unprecedented zionist attack ??

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (V13WU)

You'd think that after the first 10 minutes the encampment would cease to be surprised. And I'm glad that the defenders didn't get confused and join the attack, making it bilateral. That would have been embarrassing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:05 PM (eoQWY)

120 And years down the road, when she's pandering to rich Arabs at a mosque during an election campaign, she'll talk about her lifelong commitment to the victorious jihad, and tell them how she carries hummus in her purse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (0l8OY)
_________

The truly devoted will inform these rich Arabs about their female circumcision.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

121 Can someone please tell me in World War II what happened to German spies and agitators trying to subvert our country from inside?

I think the therapy involved some rope... Or did it include bullets?


Posted by: Johnny at May 02, 2024 03:05 PM (alFOm)

122 Take a dump? I heard (SWIDT) that's a thing.
Posted by: Seems Legit

I testified under oath that it was the dog!!!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 02, 2024 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

123 >>>The Ivies are the AAA feeder teams for the Big Leagues of American political and financial corruption. They don't give a damn about academics
--------------------------

Skull & Bones, all the way.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:06 PM (lCWOD)

124 Maybe in a restaurant? At the end of the universe?
Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (Ectld)
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I heard Disaster Zone is playing there. Well, near there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:06 PM (Be/+i)

125 "Arabs can also be Christian or atheist"

Democrats don't make those sorts of distinguishments. It's brown, brown, brown, black, brown, evil white guy, gay, brown...

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:06 PM (Ectld)

126 Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (ZdaMQ)


It's not *hic* because of her brain I hired her.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, allegedly at May 02, 2024 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

127 I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (sv929)

I saw Parallel Universe Roadhouse open for The Rabbit Holes back in 78

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (ekpFK)

128 108 I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play.

Perhaps, Big Dick's Halfway Inn.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (sv929)

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (w6EFb)

129 115 "that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play."

Maybe in a restaurant? At the end of the universe?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (Ectld)


I saw Parallel Universe open for Opened For, in The Summit in Houston, July '83.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (5fDan)

130 All Joe needed to say was he will not tolerate violence and anti-semitism on College campuses and walk away. He couldn't say something about that without the old saw of Islamophobia...

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (Akjoo)

131 I testified under oath that it was the dog!!!
Posted by: Amber Heard


You got problems with a dog? Call me.
-- Christi Noem

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)

132 Wait - you can kill them? NOW he tells me!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

Bill, you dirty liar. Don't act like you haven't killed plenty of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

133 130 All Joe needed to say was he will not tolerate violence and anti-semitism on College campuses and walk away. He couldn't say something about that without the old saw of Islamophobia...
Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (Akjoo)

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Because Valerie Jarrett is more the president than Biden is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

134 "Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.
Posted by: Piper "
**********
And Huma is with the man whom Hillary told her to be with.

Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (oN3Z2)

135 lol. I'm told how conservative Alaska is compared to other states, meanwhile the Democrat House Member they elected just voted to doink them in the ass and go along with Biden's war on fossil fuels. No more free lunch and oil/gas royalty handouts for you. Lolol. Vote Democrat, "conservatives". Send my love to Murkcokeski too. Hahaha

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (AW6h8)

136 Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid.
Posted by: Piper

That's only from my time "servicing" Hillary. The doctor assures me a few more weeks of prescription mouthwash should remove the atrocious taste.

The hairballs, though, are another story...

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

137 >>>30 Was Ace's first use of "snizz" in relation to Mika? I distinctly remember Ace using the phase "Mika's nasty snizz". Just not sure if that was the first use.

It's not original, I got it from Joe Scarborough

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)

138 Actually, in this particular case, Joe probably would have gained some points with some liberal-as opposed to off the wall leftist-Jews if he had just left his comments at "anti Jewish" acts and not tacked on a bit about anti Arab and anti Palestinian but he needs to suck up to the Muslim votes in Michigan and Minnesota.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (XkYcA)

They tried that for the first month or so of the Gaza attack by the IDF. But since then they have had to tack and veer with the winds due to outrage from both sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

139 127 I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (sv929)

I saw Parallel Universe Roadhouse open for The Rabbit Holes back in 78
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (ekpFK)


I didn't see Schroedinger's Cat open for the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle...somewhere, sometime.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

140 131 I testified under oath that it was the dog!!!
Posted by: Amber Heard


You got problems with a dog? Call me.
-- Christi Noem
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)

Stuff like this is why AOS is the best place on the interwebs.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (Uf0H3)

141 Is the former Mr. Huma out of prison yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (9yWhg)

142 You got problems with a dog? Call me.
-- Christi Noem
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:07 PM (9yWhg)

I read your book.

Dude...

Posted by: M. Vick at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

143 Because Valerie Jarrett is more the president than Biden is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

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I beleive this 100%.

Anyone and I mean anyone who thinks Joe is making any decisions is a dumbass. He MIGHT choose between vanilla or chocolate.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (JeYYB)

144 What oxidation state is Mika's hair in? Did the bleach penetrate through and fry her brainlet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

145 It's not original, I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
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I first heard it on the South Park episode "The Snuke."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (Be/+i)

146 For all we know, Huma Abedin was the Clinton's first kidnapped underage sex slave from South America. She is damaged goods.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (Ectld)

147 It's not going to stop with the academic institutions. That's home turf to these retards. So's the judicial realm. And for the most part the political arena too. These mobs are going to realize they can descend on anyone, anyplace at anytime and face little in the way of consequences. That's obviously by design.

I think that time's coming sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (Q4IgG)

148 Vote Democrat, "conservatives". Send my love to Murkcokeski too. Hahaha
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (AW6h

What?!?! Wow.

That state is going to implode.

Better sell it back to Russia before it goes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (+yhUM)

149 The truly devoted will inform these rich Arabs about their female circumcision.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

But but what will the trannies do?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (w6EFb)

150 114 91 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02

Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
_______

Does that make him smarter? Or dumber? I would think that a woman dumb and desperate enough to get engaged to Anthony Fucking Weiner would be a shunned by men. Who wants to date the girl who dated some creepy perverted idiot loser??

It's also odd that Huma is an out-and-proud Muslim terror whore, yet she seems to be attracted to Jews and -- shockingly -- there seem to be no shortage of Jews willing to buy a ticket to that gaseous ride.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

151 Between Van Jones, Katy Tur and (now) Al Sharpton, there is a whole lotta skakin' going on in Democrat pundit circles.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (UJ6vE)

152 Anyone and I mean anyone who thinks Joe is making any decisions is a dumbass. He MIGHT choose between vanilla or chocolate.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (JeYYB)

True, except when he ad-libs . Then he's a mean old fucker

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (Akjoo)

153 It's not original, I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO

You don't want to know what *she* got from Joe Scarborough, but she's lucky it wasnt a filing cabinet to the face

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (ekpFK)

154 144 What oxidation state is Mika's hair in? Did the bleach penetrate through and fry her brainlet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Trump said it would cure my COVID!!!!

Posted by: Mika Brzinski at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

155 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02

Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hooma doesn't "date" "men" because she likes them.

She dates them because she's assigned to them.

Posted by: M. Vick at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

156 "It's not original, I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)

Wait. So you caught it indirectly by traveling the Mika Interstate Snizzway?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (AW6h8)

157 Actually, in this particular case, Joe probably would have gained some points with some liberal-as opposed to off the wall leftist-Jews if he had just left his comments at "anti Jewish" acts and not tacked on a bit about anti Arab and anti Palestinian but he needs to suck up to the Muslim votes in Michigan and Minnesota.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (XkYcA)

He has 80% of the demographic locked up. Why would he give a fuck about gaining points? It’s a simple calculation. Jews have said they will not go off the Democrat plantation. Arabs have said, you’re damn right we’re leaving. It doesn’t take a political genius to figure out who Biden will placate for the next 6 months.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (Uf0H3)

158 The fix is surely in for non-prosecution. Nevertheless, get their names and publish them and make sure nobody hires them. This assumes, of course, that they are employable in the first place with a useful education.

Posted by: Java Joe at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (WaLgG)

159 149 The truly devoted will inform these rich Arabs about their female circumcision.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

But but what will the trannies do?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (w6EFb)

Learn to fly?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (1ey23)

160 I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace

Ampicillin 2 x daily for two weeks

Posted by: Miklos the Medicine Man at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (DhOlS)

161 151 Between Van Jones, Katy Tur and (now) Al Sharpton, there is a whole lotta skakin' going on in Democrat pundit circles.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (UJ6vE)

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Is "skakin'" (shakin'?) another word for dumbing down?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (JeYYB)

162 >>>> Because Valerie Jarrett is more the president than Biden is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
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I doesn't matter how many times you say it
it's a revelation to someone.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (lCWOD)

163 Christian Arabs tend to have their worldview corrupted by living in close proximity with muzzies for generations. Not always the case, but one has to be wary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (8zz6B)

164 Seriously. Alaska without that guaranteed oil income is going to become a third world country overnight. You can't just yank out a major prop of a state's entire economy like that and expect it not to go Tango Uniform.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (+yhUM)

165 141 Is the former Mr. Huma out of prison yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024

I thought I read somewhere he was dabbling in politics again, only this time in CA. Would want to verify this fuzzy memory.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 And Huma is with the man whom Hillary told her to be with.

Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2024 03:08 PM (oN3Z2)

With whom Hillary told her to be? Or not to be?

That is the question.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (w6EFb)

167 Is "skakin'" (shakin'?) another word for dumbing down?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (JeYYB)
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Skankin'

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (Be/+i)

168 Hooma doesn't "date" "men" because she likes them.

She dates them because she's assigned to them.
Posted by: M. Vick

It's a living.

Posted by: Fang Fang at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (DhOlS)

169 I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there is a roadhouse outside of town where all these "opened for" bands play.

Perhaps, Big Dick's Halfway Inn.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (sv929)


The Double Deuce in Missouri. There's a bouncer there named Dalton. He tries to be nice.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (EtIpq)

170 144 What oxidation state is Mika's hair in? Did the bleach penetrate through and fry her brainlet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)


I always wondered if Botox had the same effect inside the head as it does outside. In that case, Pelosi's brain would be as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

171 Incredibly, the Democrat message about "Islamophobia" and "both sides" is worse than even what they CLAIM Trump said about "fine people".

Why? Because what they're saying is the Jews brought it on themselves.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (ekpFK)

172 Watch Trump prosecutor Pomerantz plead the 5th numerous times when questioned whether they broke the law when investigating President Trump:

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status
/1786003646712270941

Unbelievable. Corrupt ba$tards.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (3ImbR)

173 Posted by: M. Vick at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

Who let the dogs out.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

174 Oh, no, not CSLB~~!!!

@BillMelugin_
Now Cal State Long Beach, where pro Palestinian protesters have barricaded the access to Brotman Hall and are now flooding the entrance area.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (IG4Id)

175 Anyone and I mean anyone who thinks Joe is making any decisions is a dumbass. He MIGHT choose between vanilla or chocolate.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (JeYYB)

True, except when he ad-libs . Then he's a mean old fucker
Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:11 PM (Akjoo)
........

He's the old crazy ass in the neighborhood you tell your kids to stay away from.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

176 Seriously. Alaska without that guaranteed oil income is going to become a third world country overnight. You can't just yank out a major prop of a state's entire economy like that and expect it not to go Tango Uniform.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (+yhUM)


It’s only something like $1500 a year. Nice to have but not the end of the world if it goes away.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 03:15 PM (Uf0H3)

177 It's a living.
Posted by: Fang Fang at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (DhOlS)

Until it's not.

Posted by: Zombie Tafari C. at May 02, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

178 72 I just went by American Greatness. They are now showing podcasts by Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (1bNHn


I ripped Christopher Roach yesterday. He's become a clueless douchebag, sad to say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2024 03:15 PM (x0n13)

179 Someone once described Alaska to me as a welfare state funded by royalty checks.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (AW6h8)

180 141 Is the former Mr. Huma out of prison yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024

I thought I read somewhere he was dabbling in politics again, only this time in CA.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

181 She dates them because she's assigned to them.
Posted by: M. Vick at May 02, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

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There is something to that idea. Remember when she and Weiner were going to be a big power couple in New York?

But he blew it by sending insane pictures wherein he thought he was Adonis to women who were not impressed? Or something like that.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (JeYYB)

182 150 114 91 Soros's son is not bright enough to do what his father has done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02

Ahhh, but he is dating Huma Abedin. She has atrocious taste in men, but I don’t think she is stupid. She just doesn’t use her brain for good.
Posted by: Piper

Most media reports of personal relationships of the elite are both fake and gay (in some cases quite literally). A lot of them are homosexuals and hide that under a beard. A lot of them have relationships of convenience in public but then fool around with paid or unpaid hoes and gigolos.

There is the old logic puzzle of "Who shaves the Spanish Barber?". The answer is direct observation by following the Spanish Barber around until you see him get shaved and who by.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (peJ7P)

183 I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace


Well, he is, in fact, a toilet seat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (x0n13)

184 @BillMelugin_
Now Cal State Long Beach, where pro Palestinian protesters have barricaded the access to Brotman Hall and are now flooding the entrance area.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (IG4Id)
_________________

David "Horst Weasel" Hogg's alma mater.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

185 @BillMelugin_
Now Cal State Long Beach, where pro Palestinian protesters have barricaded the access to Brotman Hall and are now flooding the entrance area.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (IG4Id)

Its never the University of Nome, Alaska where they do these encampments. Always somewhere fairly nice.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

186 179 Someone once described Alaska to me as a welfare state funded by royalty checks.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (AW6h


Alaska is the Saudi Arabia of Ukraines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (x0n13)

187 Someone once described Alaska to me as a welfare state funded by royalty checks.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (AW6h
......

Igloos are cheap.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

188 But he blew it by sending insane pictures wherein he thought he was Adonis to women who were not impressed?

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And at least one 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (0l8OY)

189 It’s only something like $1500 a year. Nice to have but not the end of the world if it goes away.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 03:15 PM (Uf0H3)

Really? I thought it was closer to $1k/mo.

So... yeah, nevermind then. More of a hilarious story than an impending debacle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (+yhUM)

190 184 David "Horst Weasel" Hogg's alma mater.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)


Ha! That's up there with einsatz-groupies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2024 03:18 PM (x0n13)

191 Oh, no, not CSLB~~!!!

@BillMelugin_
Now Cal State Long Beach, where pro Palestinian protesters have barricaded the access to Brotman Hall and are now flooding the entrance area.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (IG4Id)

How sad, they're destroying college campi all around the country...

That's strange... *tap tap tap*... my Give-O-Shit meter doesn't seem to be working.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

192 It's a living.
Posted by: Fang Fang at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (DhOlS)

Until it's not.
Posted by: Zombie Tafari C.

Yep.

The last time you stayed down.

Posted by: don't mess with Reggie's Love at May 02, 2024 03:18 PM (DhOlS)

193 And at least one 14 year old girl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (0l8OY)

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I almost added "and skirted child porn charges" but I wasn't sure if that was him or not. Thanks.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (JeYYB)

194 Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
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There were a lot that came in during the 80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (Be/+i)

195 41 Is the former Mr. Huma out of prison yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024

I thought I read somewhere he was dabbling in politics again, only this time in CA.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
__________________

Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
~~~~~

Not only is he out of prison, he has had a radio show for over a year now.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (3ImbR)

196 178 72 I just went by American Greatness. They are now showing podcasts by Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 02:59 PM (1bNHn


I ripped Christopher Roach yesterday. He's become a clueless douchebag, sad to say.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Conservative media apparats are pretty much failed main stream media wannabes that get paid to live in their desired urban shitholes by some scumbag big donors. National Review back in the day used to churn out quite a few of them. Now the poor sods have to go downmarket to cheap online websites to sell conservatives out for main stream appeal.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (peJ7P)

197 144 What oxidation state is Mika's hair in? Did the bleach penetrate through and fry her brainlet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

I always wondered if Botox had the same effect inside the head as it does outside. In that case, Pelosi's brain would be as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

I'm old enough to remember when Botulism Toxin was thought to be a bad thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

198 98 more reasonable than the wife of the intern killer
______________

Wait - you can kill them? NOW he tells me!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 02, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
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Well I missed the interns but you can get rid of your cook, with prejudice.

Posted by: Ciampino - They are dangling at May 02, 2024 03:20 PM (qfLjt)

199 Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

I thought we were the main exporters of shithead politicians.

Posted by: California at May 02, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

200 Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Grifters and con artists always have to leave home after they crap in their nests. California is often where they retire to become less of a nuisance to the rest of the country.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (peJ7P)

201 150; Does that make him smarter? Or dumber? I would think that a woman dumb and desperate enough to get engaged to Anthony Fucking Weiner would be a shunned by men. Who wants to date the girl who dated some creepy perverted idiot loser??

It's also odd that Huma is an out-and-proud Muslim terror whore, yet she seems to be attracted to Jews and -- shockingly -- there seem to be no shortage of Jews willing to buy a ticket to that gaseous ride.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024

She was dumb enough to marry him. He was dumb enough to screw up with his ticket to the big leagues. I think Huma will help guide Soros Jr. , he is immature and a party boy. Huma is attracted to people she believes or has been told will be impactful politically. Power. She was raised by the Hillary, after all.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 Dershowitz is right. They won't be punished by the law so sue them.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (FQmDC)

203 Maybe he'd prosecute if somebody stole Fat Alvin's Twinkie stash and held it hostage until he did so.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (0BW02)

204 What happens when finals are over at these schools? Don't most kids leave as well as teachers? What's the end game so close to the end of the school year?

Won't the majority of people just say, "go ahead and camp out in that shitty tent on the lawn in front of the Social studies building. Who cares?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (JeYYB)

205 Snowbirds > Shitbirds.

But not by much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (+yhUM)

206 There is something to that idea. Remember when she and Weiner were going to be a big power couple in New York?

But he blew it by sending insane pictures wherein he thought he was Adonis to women who were not impressed? Or something like that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (JeYYB)

Her family are absolutely involved in muzzie terrorism. Weener was being groomed for higher office, they didn't believe he would "just" be a congresscritter for long.

I think it's reasonable to assume he was a possible Hillory running mate in '16. And Hooma was to make sure certain factions got access.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

207 Hell they decided not to prosecute Biden for illegally mishandling restricted documents for which he has no constitutional protection that a President has and far worse actions than they accuse Trump of doing.

It’s like they are daring us to start a shooting war.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (MNhXM)

208 Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.


If you add Bill Kristol, is it a sandwich?

Posted by: Miklos wonders, but not much at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (DhOlS)

209 She was raised by the Hillary, after all.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
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She can't get the rasping sounds out of her head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (Be/+i)

210 I thought we were the main exporters of shithead politicians.

Posted by: California at May 02, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

Shithead VOTERS.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (w6EFb)

211 What happens when finals are over at these schools? Don't most kids leave as well as teachers? What's the end game so close to the end of the school year?

Won't the majority of people just say, "go ahead and camp out in that shitty tent on the lawn in front of the Social studies building. Who cares?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (JeYYB)

Just run the sprinklers for an extra three hours a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

212 Wonderful. We don't have enough shitheads here now, we need to import still more from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
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There were a lot that came in during the 80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:19 PM (Be/+i)
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There sure were. It started in the late 60s, when that a-hole Scott McKenzie wrote his poxy song urging people from the Northeast to go to SF with a flower up their asses. When Jerry Brown became governor in 1975 he was (IIRC) only the third Democrat governor in state history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

213 188 But he blew it by sending insane pictures wherein he thought he was Adonis to women who were not impressed?

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And at least one 14 year old girl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:17 PM (0l8OY)
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It was two underaged girls, IIRC. He might have skated on one of them, or if they were 16 or 17, but I recall it was two girls both of whom were 14. Not even party-approved stooges can get away with that. Or maybe now they can even get away with that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

214 What happens when finals are over at these schools? Don't most kids leave as well as teachers? What's the end game so close to the end of the school year?

Won't the majority of people just say, "go ahead and camp out in that shitty tent on the lawn in front of the Social studies building. Who cares?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (JeYYB)
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It will be interesting to see what happens to these camps when finals are over and grades are turned in. Where I work, classes end on May 10 (commencement on May 11). After that, almost all students are gone except for grad students. Faculty also disappear.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (7fElN)

215 The Alaska PFD checks go up and down with production and whatever state lawmakers decide people get. It's been over $3,000 at times. But that's only half of it. That money also funds a lot of the states departments like education and healthcare. Look at the numbers. Oil and gas funds most of the state, and the asshole they elected just voted to kill the golden goose. Not too quick on the uptake, they are.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (AW6h8)

216 Reminder: Tony's Wiener brought Hil-Dawg low. The pine-scented Druid philosopher closed the case on her. But Tony, genius that he is, had a shitload of damning evidence from her email server on his laptop that he was using to dickpic that little girl, and the cops found it when they seized it for that investigation, and St. Jimmy of the Redwoods was forced to re-open it right before the election.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:24 PM (0l8OY)

217 It will be interesting to see what happens to these camps when finals are over and grades are turned in. Where I work, classes end on May 10 (commencement on May 11). After that, almost all students are gone except for grad students. Faculty also disappear.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (7fElN)

As long as the media comes, they will stay.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

218 Just run the sprinklers for an extra three hours a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
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Careful. Those Palestinian protesters might just dig up the piping for those sprinklers and use them to fashion weapons. They are known for that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:25 PM (7fElN)

219 Oil and gas funds most of the state, and the asshole they elected just voted to kill the golden goose. Not too quick on the uptake, they are.
Posted by: Marcus T

They can just burn their igloos to stay warm!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 02, 2024 03:25 PM (DhOlS)

220 Grifters and con artists always have to leave home after they crap in their nests. California is often where they retire to become less of a nuisance to the rest of the country.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (peJ7P)
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Nah, it was the image: surf, sun, beautiful girls, bikinis, glamor.

Sigh. All gone now, replaced by crazed vagrants, wetbacks, leftist shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

221 Alaska was actually worse to handle for Workers Comp than CA was.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 03:25 PM (MNhXM)

222 She can't get the rasping sounds out of her head.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (Be/+

What about the taste and smell of rotting tuna.

That's gotta stay with a gal.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

223 Careful. Those Palestinian protesters might just dig up the piping for those sprinklers and use them to fashion weapons. They are known for that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:25 PM (7fElN)

Bunch of retards flooping lengths of drip tape around in deadly earnest...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:26 PM (+yhUM)

224 They'll make it up in baby seal oil.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

225 Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.


If you add Bill Kristol, is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Miklos wonders, but not much

Maybe a hot dog? Well, that's what SHE said!

Posted by: Michael Scott! at May 02, 2024 03:27 PM (vcOmj)

226 201 150; Does that make him smarter? Or dumber? I would think that a woman dumb and desperate enough to get engaged to Anthony Fucking Weiner would be a shunned by men. Who wants to date the girl who dated some creepy perverted idiot loser??

It's also odd that Huma is an out-and-proud Muslim terror whore, yet she seems to be attracted to Jews and -- shockingly -- there seem to be no shortage of Jews willing to buy a ticket to that gaseous ride.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024

She was dumb enough to marry him. He was dumb enough to screw up with his ticket to the big leagues. I think Huma will help guide Soros Jr. , he is immature and a party boy. Huma is attracted to people she believes or has been told will be impactful politically. Power. She was raised by the Hillary, after all.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Yea, but still an odd couple by any measurement. Huma is also yesterday's news. Her political power was through the Clintons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

227 I thought we were the main exporters of shithead politicians.

Posted by: California at May 02, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Nah, we're just the stop over point. From the Northeast and upper Midwest, to California, then on to contaminate somewhere else.

See, e.g., Nancy Pelosi (from Baltimore), Scott Wiener (from Philidelphia).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

228 It was two underaged girls, IIRC. He might have skated on one of them, or if they were 16 or 17, but I recall it was two girls both of whom were 14. Not even party-approved stooges can get away with that. Or maybe now they can even get away with that.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

Don't. Get. Caught.

Everything else is negotiable.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

229 We're a little behind on, "Bitch, please," don't you think?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (as3uC)

230 Lot more people are going to be willing to sign up for an Alaskan crab boat now.

Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (MNhXM)

231 I just want to say to any virtue signalling, sold out Congress critters who think I can't criticize Israeli policy, foreign or domestic, you can fuck right the fuck off. My first amendment doesn't end where your country's feelings begin.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (Ectld)

232 Oil and gas funds most of the state, and the asshole they elected just voted to kill the golden goose. Not too quick on the uptake, they are.
Posted by: Marcus T
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The GOP is the one that at Murcow's insistence put ranked order voting in place. The establishment GOP tried to do that in safely red Missouri and other GOP places as well in order to prevent those on the right from getting office.

Another oligarchic trick to screw the right out of being able to win. Same as Utah governor Cox getting pissed because he got booed at the recent Utah GOP party convention. At that convention, a few years ago, Bob Bennett got his ass removed from office a few years back by the far superior Mike Lee.

The GOPe side of the Uniparty hates any competition on the Right because it just might result in their grift and gravy train ending in disgrace.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (peJ7P)

233 Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.

If you add Bill Kristol, is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Miklos wonders


Half of the Ricochet pcasts are nevertrumper bitch sessions. The latest on my shit-list is the Acton Online one. Holy F, what a bunch of Cs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)

234 Nah, it was the image: surf, sun, beautiful girls, bikinis, glamor.

Sigh. All gone now, replaced by crazed vagrants, wetbacks, leftist shitheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Sound similar to Greece as well as dysfunctional state politics.


Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:30 PM (peJ7P)

235 Alvin Bragg won't prosecute any of these vermin until they blow up the endless chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 03:30 PM (RhjSY)

236 It's their cross to bear, muslims and arabs, Leave.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

237 Alternate Headline: Republicans Guilty Again of Noticing Campus Domestic Terrorism -- Pounce, Seize on, and Weaponize Actions of Traitor Terrorist Enabler Fat Alvin "Twinkies" Bragg

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (T02Iq)

238 Alvin Bragg won't prosecute any of these vermin until they blow up the endless chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Anna Puma


It would be unwise for them to piss off Michael Moore and Stacey Abrams like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (9yWhg)

239 Has Mika had a breast enlargement again?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (Te7Ts)

240 Are all politicians scumbag pedophiles because they lose their moral compass or does the job attract scumbag pedophiles?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (JeYYB)

241 I just heard a crowd near the entrance to our building and went to check it out, thinking that maybe we were about to have protestors. Turns out it was a group of people gathering for the National Day of Prayer. No need to start collecting furniture to hurl from the rooftop...

Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (K75+D)

242 It's not original, I got it from Joe Scarborough
Posted by: ace

That's what she said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (1d+x4)

243 233 Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.

If you add Bill Kristol, is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Miklos wonders

Half of the Ricochet pcasts are nevertrumper bitch sessions. The latest on my shit-list is the Acton Online one. Holy F, what a bunch of Cs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I'll bet that most of them are getting subsidies under the table from people like Singer. Right now, he seems to be the biggest funder on the Right for anti Trumpers. Kind of like the GOP version of Soros.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (peJ7P)

244 There are still protests going on?

Didn't Mike Johnson end all that with his epic speech?!?!!?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (KbCG3)

245 Yea, but still an odd couple by any measurement. Huma is also yesterday's news. Her political power was through the Clintons.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02

You aren’t wrong. Maybe she is trying to get herself back in the center with the long tentacles of the Soros beast.

I can’t get over the fact she wrote a book. Hi! My husband was gross, but I had a baby with him, I hitched my star to Hillary and we know how that turned out. The end.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

246 If Al freaking Sharpton feels it*s necessary to point out how bad the jew hate is making your side look you’re not in a super terrific position.

Or maybe he*s just being territorial.

Posted by: Clay at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (6xrUr)

247 Nah, it was the image: surf, sun, beautiful girls, bikinis, glamor.

Sigh. All gone now, replaced by crazed vagrants, wetbacks, leftist shitheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Sound similar to Greece as well as dysfunctional state politics.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:30 PM (peJ7P)
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Not a bad parallel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

248 Bragg is too busy hitting Trump with some more gag orders to be bothered by this.... Let em' out...

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 03:33 PM (Akjoo)

249 No need to start collecting furniture to hurl from the rooftop...
Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (K75+D)

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Good thing you checked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:33 PM (JeYYB)

250 "All Joe needed to say was he will not tolerate violence and anti-semitism on College campuses and walk away. He couldn't say something about that without the old saw of Islamophobia...
Posted by: it's me donna"


Considering the horrors and oppression of the Crusades it is something that MUST be acknowledged.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2024 03:33 PM (JojsZ)

251 If Al freaking Sharpton feels it*s necessary to point out how bad the jew hate is making your side look you’re not in a super terrific position.
_____________

Or he's worried that the Muslims are going to cut in line for free shit ahead of the blacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

252 208 Rob Long, who is a total Never Trump asshole. Marginally less noxious than Goldberg, but bad enough that the two do a podcast together.


If you add Bill Kristol, is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Miklos wonders, but not much at May 02, 2024 03:22 PM (DhOlS)
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Not Bill Kristol, but John Podhoretz, which is almost the same. They call it "GLOP". It's at Ricochet. I never listen, but I do like to read the comments, which run about 90% sound.

But Norman P is still alive, I think, and definitely pro-Trump.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (1bNHn)

253 Oil and gas funds most of the state, and the asshole they elected just voted to kill the golden goose. Not too quick on the uptake, they are.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 03:23 PM (AW6h

No state income or sales tax. Alaskan's are about to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (VGRuw)

254 240 Are all politicians scumbag pedophiles because they lose their moral compass or does the job attract scumbag pedophiles?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Sociopaths and psychopaths are attracted to government because they get to lord it over others for fun and funding and it serves as catnip for others to be abused by them sexually and in other ways.

The very people that are attracted to high positions are most often the very ones that should not have it whether in ngos, corporations, or government.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (peJ7P)

255 Just thinking about sending in the National Guard makes my Pussy hurt !!! So that ends that !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (BKOUD)

256 It's their cross to bear, muslims and arabs, Leave.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

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So, you're saying they need a "Come to Jesus" moment?

/F. Joe Mugabe

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (A8qrw)

257 Or he's worried that the Muslims are going to cut in line for free shit ahead of the blacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)


Too late

Posted by: Newcomers at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (Akjoo)

258 Ranked order voting is another word for proportional voting. Neither are Constitutional voting, neither are representative voting.
One person One vote, that is the only way.

Why did the Supremes allow this?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (lCWOD)

259 249 No need to start collecting furniture to hurl from the rooftop...
Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (K75+D)


You got to watch those White Christian Nationalists; they'll become violent at the smallest provocation. If someone offers you some green bean casserole, just take it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

260 Breaking: Twitchy is reporting (through a tweet from Patrick Webb - no idea who this guy is), that the campus protests were planned since Nov 2023 with 136 campus encampments being planned and paid for through Venmo (and some CashApp)...and folks were told to not mention anything that could get this shut down in the funding apps...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (exHjb)

261 "The One Place in America You Want to Avoid (And There’s One in Every City)"



MLK Blvd?

Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (DhOlS)

262 See, e.g., Nancy Pelosi (from Baltimore), Scott Wiener (from Philidelphia).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
===
*hangs head*
I'm sorry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

263 Or he's worried that the Muslims are going to cut in line for free shit ahead of the blacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

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Speaking of which, watching the blacks in Chicago tell off the local politicians in townhall meetings about using all of their resources including buildings and playgrounds for illegas was interesting. Blacks need to realize they are being replaced too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (JeYYB)

264 Fan-boy "crushing it" doesn't inspire confidence here:

@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Lawyer for Stormy Daniels, Keith Davidson, crushed Alvin Bragg’s case after delivering a testimony in court, challenging the charges placed on Trump by asserting that the $130,000 payment to Daniels was not “hush money” but rather a “consideration” payment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (IG4Id)

265 Or he's worried that the Muslims are going to cut in line for free shit ahead of the blacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

Too late

Posted by: Newcomers at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (Akjoo)
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No one ever said that they were bright.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

266 UMNSDS was the funder...again, no idea what that is...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (exHjb)

267 If Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis had a child it would be fat, stupid, and ugly.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

268 "The One Place in America You Want to Avoid


East St. Louis, Illinois

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (+98Vn)

269 Not Bill Kristol, but John Podhoretz, which is almost the same. They call it "GLOP". It's at Ricochet. I never listen, but I do like to read the comments, which run about 90% sound.

But Norman P is still alive, I think, and definitely pro-Trump.
Posted by: Eeyore

The egregarious JPod just got his ass dissed by Tucker on Tucker's online show about his behavior during some movie review.

"He "was one of the weirdest, most unhappy people I’ve ever met in my life," Carlson told Rogan and proceeded to relate an odd incident. He claimed Podhoretz would come into his office, rub his hairy back against the door frame, and grunt.

As per Mediaite, Carlson asserted, "He was stupid, but he didn’t know that he was— I mean, he was actually kind of dumb." He continued, "But he would philosophize. I was kind of like 10 years younger and I was his captive and he would just lecture me as he was rubbing against the door frame."

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (peJ7P)

270 My first amendment doesn't end where your country's feelings begin.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:28 PM (Ectld)

Are you saying that the congressmen who voted for whatever you are irritated by are Israelis?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (d9fT1)

271 Sociopaths and psychopaths are attracted to government because they get to lord it over others for fun and funding and it serves as catnip for others to be abused by them sexually and in other ways.

The very people that are attracted to high positions are most often the very ones that should not have it whether in ngos, corporations, or government.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (peJ7P)
________________

Ah, the HOA effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

272 Alvin Bragg - when stinkies succeed

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (FQvCa)

273 Alvin Bragg won't prosecute any of these vermin until they blow up the endless chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Anna Puma

People like Alvin Braggs, Letitia James, Kathy Hochul, etc., etc. is that they are knowingly or (more likely) unknowingly, applying the Curly Principle.
Whereas, make a certain type of political belief unpleasant to hold and excercise, and you will either get people to knuckle under or vote with their feet.
They will turn New York....city, county and state, into a deep leftist playground, where ANYTHING goes, as long as it is approved of dogma, and anything NOT APPROVED will be persecuted by the law.
Example: Donald J. Trump

I think it is only a matter of time....when, not if, that the big financial institutions based in NYC will begin to vacate the city, county and state of New York. Where they go, is not certain. But it will happen, someday, sooner rather than later.
And frankly, a relative handful (50-100K people) pay the taxes that make the New York City political circus operate. Get those people to leave, and the whole thing will collapse.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

274 268 "The One Place in America You Want to Avoid

The space between Chuck Schumer and a Camera.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, playing the Oldies at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (PiwSw)

275 @135


>>Hahaha

But according to our resident Alaska dude, this is preferable to having Sara Palin in congress.

Also ranked choice voting is the cats meow.

Apparently.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (XV/Pl)

276
I can’t get over the fact she wrote a book. Hi! My husband was gross, but I had a baby with him, I hitched my star to Hillary and we know how that turned out. The end.
Posted by: Piper


I still can't get the taste of her out of my mouth. Why does everybody say, "Read Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'" when I tell them that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

277 Are all politicians scumbag pedophiles because they lose their moral compass or does the job attract scumbag pedophiles?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (JeYYB)

Yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

278 East St. Louis, Illinois

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (+98Vn)

Camden NJ.
Paterson NJ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (d9fT1)

279 So the cops at UCLA move in on the rioters at 3 in the morning after allowing them all day to prepare. Why not move in on them earlier in the day when they were totally unprepared?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (lCWOD)

280 You gotta say one thing for Trump. He may gravitate toward sleazeballs, but they all seem to stand up for him, personal tiffs aside.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (Ectld)

281 Embolden the thugs by shrugging their shoulders and wagging their finger at them and asking them, not telling them, please don't do this again. The ratchet will move and the violence will intensify.
America gained it's freedom by bleeding. We will not keep our freedom unless we are once again willing to bleed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Serfs up at May 02, 2024 03:39 PM (3OJZ3)

282 Alvin Bragg - when stinkies Twinkies succeed
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (FQvCa)

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

283 "The One Place in America You Want to Avoid

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That pizza shop the Podestas like to frequent?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:39 PM (JeYYB)

284 Speaking of which, watching the blacks in Chicago tell off the local politicians in townhall meetings about using all of their resources including buildings and playgrounds for illegas was interesting. Blacks need to realize they are being replaced too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (JeYYB)
_______________

"Just for that, we're not going to use our EBT cards. So there!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

285 "But he would philosophize. I was kind of like 10 years younger and I was his captive and he would just lecture me as he was rubbing against the door frame."

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:37 PM (peJ7P)
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This sounds like the start to some really weird BDSM fan fiction right here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7fElN)

286 280 You gotta say one thing for Trump. He may gravitate toward sleazeballs, but they all seem to stand up for him, personal tiffs aside.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (Ectld)

I mean, doesn't seem like there are a lot of choir boys that run around in the upper echelons of our society.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (KbCG3)

287 The UCLA encampment was broken up last night, and roughly 100 people were arrested.

They're being cited and released, to my utter and complete lack of surprise.

Posted by: junior at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (X03YI)

288 Mika does that thing in bed.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024


***
No generalties; specifics, please.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

289 "Might?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)

290
I still can't get the taste of her out of my mouth. Why does everybody say, "Read Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'" when I tell them that?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (xG4kz)
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Aaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Oooow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (Be/+i)

291 Nobody remembers the Larry Effect or the Moe Effect.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (9yWhg)

292 258 Ranked order voting is another word for proportional voting. Neither are Constitutional voting, neither are representative voting.
One person One vote, that is the only way.

Why did the Supremes allow this?
Posted by: Braenyard
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No provision in the Constitution constituting what is an election. Thus, jungle primaries are perfectly acceptable for states along with PR or ranked voting.

Never expect Scotus to save oneself from state based dumbassery nor monkeying with elections like the GOPe and Dems like to do.

Best if you can to enshrine in your state constitution some ban on the practice if possible.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (peJ7P)

293 267 If Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis had a child it would be fat, stupid, and ugly.
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
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And an almost certain lock for a high office in the Dumocrap political machine.

Bragg is indeed fat, stupid, and ugly. But if he gets Trump's head on his wall? He will probably be a candidate for President of the USA in 2028.

The same would have been true of Fani, if only her gaping snatch had not been so avaricious.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

294 --------------

So, you're saying they need a "Come to Jesus" moment?

/F. Joe Mugabe
Posted by: ShainS
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More like Jesus come to them as he did the apostates in the temple. In reality, the expatriation should be civil but it should be done.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (lCWOD)

295 "Alvin Bragg won't prosecute any of these vermin until they blow up the endless chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Anna Puma "


Some of the lily white snowflakes shouldn't be too sure of that. If he needs a few protesters to throw to the wolves it wont be any students of color.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JojsZ)

296 "Have the protests forced you to reconsider any of the policies with regard to the region?"
BIDEN: "No."

*shuffles away*

"Do you think the national guard should intervene?!"
BIDEN: "No."

++++
Huh. An odd moment of honesty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

297
Carlson asserted, "He was stupid, but he didn’t know that he was— I mean, he was actually kind of dumb." He continued, "But he would philosophize. I was kind of like 10 years younger and I was his captive and he would just lecture me as he was rubbing against the door frame."

Posted by: whig


He was marking your office as his territory and you as his bitch, dummy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (xG4kz)

298 You can't just yank out a major prop of a state's entire economy like that and expect it not to go Tango Uniform.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

https://tinyurl.com/3e5jktw7

This red-headed snow bunny doesn't know much about being tits-up, but her coveralls are barely keeping her from being tits-out.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

299 So the cops at UCLA move in on the rioters at 3 in the morning after allowing them all day to prepare. Why not move in on them earlier in the day when they were totally unprepared?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (lCWOD)
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Optics. TPTB don't want the appearance of law and order being restored. They WANT images of protestors fighting against "THE MAN." By doing it in darkness, it obscures a lot of the action, creating a fog of war that makes the protestors look larger and more powerful than they actually are.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (7fElN)

300 298 This red-headed snow bunny doesn't know much about being tits-up, but her coveralls are barely keeping her from being tits-out.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

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Not clicking.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

301 > Blacks need to realize they are being replaced too.
____________

It's sinking in. Especially in the ghettos where the Hispanics congregate. They're officially put at the front of the free shit line. Plus they're getting bennies the blacks don't. Free clothes, phones, housing, food, legal representation, etc.

I realize welfare will supply a lot of that, but the degree to which the illegals are sucking up resources is causing the blacks to be put off for lack of funding. For some things.

And they are livid about it. I think things may boil over this summer. If we're not at war with ourselves first.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 03:42 PM (Q4IgG)

302 288 Mika does that thing in bed.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024

***
No generalties; specifics, please.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:40 PM (J2vNu)
________

I believe he's referring to that infamous foreign commercial where the girl is in bed shooting ping-pong balls out of her snatch

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

303 Because no one is above the law!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 03:42 PM (MeG8a)

304 Sociopaths and psychopaths are attracted to government because they get to lord it over others for fun and funding and it serves as catnip for others to be abused by them sexually and in other ways.

The very people that are attracted to high positions are most often the very ones that should not have it whether in ngos, corporations, or government.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:34 PM (peJ7P)

That's not really much more than part of the answer. I don't think ALL pols are sociopaths. What is more general among pols is that they are drawn to the perks of the job, more than the... you know, the "I just want to help people" bullshit line they all tell.

So... the perks. When people wave things you find attractive in your face, you might need to be slowly groomed up to taking full advantage of the darker, more sinister perks. I'd assume there are many who resist, because they're not properly groomed, so while you can get somebody who is a freshman congresscritter to bang a Chinese spy hooker, you can't necessarily get him to tag team and kill a black male prostitute. It took Adam Schiff years to reach that level.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

305
The same would have been true of Fani, if only her gaping snatch had not been so avaricious.
Posted by: Elric Blade


"The Ravenous Maw of Fani's Gaping Snatch" will be THE summer horror flick of 2025!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:43 PM (xG4kz)

306 Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 03:35 PM (exHjb)

Wait until you see what else the Left has planned.

Suffice to say, Jews are on the verge of having a very hard time.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:43 PM (ekpFK)

307 And of course there are no consequences for the Pudgy Prosecutor and his Commie Cohorts.

Fat guys die of heart attacks every day, why can’t this criminal piece of shit be one of them?

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 02, 2024 03:43 PM (tRd71)

308 The Kavanaugh accuser got a huge book deal. The career/fortune of people in the congressional hot-seat has always gone up and up, while the ordinary person feels nothing but contempt and disgust for them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 03:43 PM (cf/0E)

309 This sounds like the start to some really weird BDSM fan fiction right here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Sexual freaky practices are in part what makes it such a Gay Ole Party in DC and NY.

For a lot of them it is being able to show their ass and make their employees endure it just like LBJ like to force media folks and WH staff to watch him take a crap.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (peJ7P)

310 Bragg is indeed fat, stupid, and ugly. But if he gets Trump's head on his wall? He will probably be a candidate for President of the USA in 2028.

The same would have been true of Fani, if only her gaping snatch had not been so avaricious.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Absurd

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. (former) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (DhOlS)

311 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

312 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Wolfus, did you ever succeed in contacting Weird Dave with your Medicaid/health insurance questions?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

313 Found this in about 30 seconds of a web search, to explain the meaning of this:

James Michael Curley, a four-time mayor of Boston, used wasteful redistribution to his poor Irish constituents and incendiary rhetoric to encourage richer citizens to emigrate from Boston, thereby shaping the electorate in his favor. Boston as a consequence stagnated, but Curley kept winning elections. We present a model of the Curley effect, in which inefficient redistributive policies are sought not by interest groups protecting their rents, but by incumbent politicians trying to shape the electorate through emigration of their opponents or reinforcement of class identities. The model sheds light on ethnic politics in the United States and abroad, as well as on class politics in many countries including Britain.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

314 Not clicking.

Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Transphobe! Lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (JCZqz)

315 Because no one is above the law!
Posted by: gourmand du jour


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Urp!
I pooped myself from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at May 02, 2024 03:45 PM (vcOmj)

316 Mika does that thing in bed.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024

***
No generalties; specifics, please.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024
________

I believe he's referring to that infamous foreign commercial where the girl is in bed shooting ping-pong balls out of her snatch
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024


***
Ping-pong balls out of . . .

. . . okay, that's *too* specific!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

317 313 Found this in about 30 seconds of a web search, to explain the meaning of this:

James Michael Curley, a four-time mayor of Boston, used wasteful redistribution to his poor Irish constituents and incendiary rhetoric to encourage richer citizens to emigrate from Boston, thereby shaping the electorate in his favor. Boston as a consequence stagnated, but Curley kept winning elections. We present a model of the Curley effect, in which inefficient redistributive policies are sought not by interest groups protecting their rents, but by incumbent politicians trying to shape the electorate through emigration of their opponents or reinforcement of class identities. The model sheds light on ethnic politics in the United States and abroad, as well as on class politics in many countries including Britain.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

======

The Curley Effect is essentially how most local politics seems to run now, especially in larger cities.

It's about the levels of power of this in city hall and nothing else. If the streets get covered in literal shit, it doesn't matter, as long as those in power stay in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

318 311 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Mine were hotter!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 03:45 PM (JCZqz)

319

I like sticking Tahitian Blue Eels up my butt!

Posted by: Paul's Perianal Pustules at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (BVpJz)

320 ... so while you can get somebody who is a freshman congresscritter to bang a Chinese spy hooker, you can't necessarily get him to tag team and kill a black male prostitute. It took Adam Schiff years to reach that level.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

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* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (A8qrw)

321 311 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

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Sydney Sweeney. Weird gummy smile.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

322 Not clicking.

Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024

Where's your sense of adnenture?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (IZc/C)

323 There is only one thing that will do you know what to the you know who.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (ekpFK)

324 311 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)
______

That pose with the dog . . . ummm . . . just no. Verdict: Unbangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

325 Joe's woman has to be the most heartwarming and humble person

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

326 Camden NJ.
Paterson NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 02, 2024 03:38 PM (d9fT1)

Neither of which had a Toodle-Oo.

https://youtu.be/-_Y0cJ-aEbY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (8zz6B)

327 DNC bleg:

"Remember this, D?

Remember watching Trump win the election in 2016? Remember the feeling you had that night? Remember the fear and confusion that followed as we all wondered what would happen next?

We can’t relive that feeling under another Trump presidency."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

328
Wolfus, did you ever succeed in contacting Weird Dave with your Medicaid/health insurance questions?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024


***
B. I certainly did, and he's putting together a supplement/dental/drug packet for me. Even if I don't retire this month -- and I want to, believe me -- I can have it replace the coverage from my employer, so I don't have to pay twice for the same thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (J2vNu)

329 If the pro-terrorist groups at the universities and colleges are not going to be prosecuted they should be made to clean up the toxic mess they've made.

The aftermath is sickening.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (Q4IgG)

330 So... the perks. When people wave things you find attractive in your face, you might need to be slowly groomed up to taking full advantage of the darker, more sinister perks. I'd assume there are many who resist, because they're not properly groomed, so while you can get somebody who is a freshman congresscritter to bang a Chinese spy hooker, you can't necessarily get him to tag team and kill a black male prostitute. It took Adam Schiff years to reach that level.
Posted by: BurtTC

I've spent time dealing on a personal level with assholes from Congress, state legislatures, and local government. The nice ones in person are generally the ones that the media hates like Jesse Helms for example and even their own party as a result despises them.

Politicians based on principle are few compared with those seeking to play out their personal psychoses out on a national stage like Ladybugs Lindsay saying, " You've got a gun--shoot them".

We would do far better filling those offices with a draft of the general population rather than who self chooses to run for office.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (peJ7P)

331 That pose with the dog . . . ummm . . . just no. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade

You get used to it.

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (DhOlS)

332 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

=====

What is she doing to that dog?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSnL)

333 305
The same would have been true of Fani, if only her gaping snatch had not been so avaricious.
Posted by: Elric Blade

"The Ravenous Maw of Fani's Gaping Snatch" will be THE summer horror flick of 2025!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:43 PM (xG4kz)
________

Still a better love story than Twilight ...

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

334 Good to hear, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (9yWhg)

335 I just talk to DA Bragg and all the arrested Hamas Protesters will now qualify for a 25% NY Tax break for 2024. Thank You for your service...

P.S. I heard Kumala is also offering Free BJs.......... COME and get them before this offer is over.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 03:49 PM (rcLES)

336 What is she doing to that dog?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSnL)

I didn't even bother clicking until you asked that question and I don't like what it says about me.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:49 PM (ekpFK)

337 ____________

It's sinking in. Especially in the ghettos where the Hispanics congregate. They're officially put at the front of the free shit line. Plus they're getting bennies the blacks don't. Free clothes, phones, housing, food, legal representation, etc.

I realize welfare will supply a lot of that, but the degree to which the illegals are sucking up resources is causing the blacks to be put off for lack of funding. For some things.

And they are livid about it. I think things may boil over this summer. If we're not at war with ourselves first.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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And they are mentally tougher and physically dominant.
That's territory they've never experienced.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:49 PM (lCWOD)

338 "The Ravenous Maw of Fani's Gaping Snatch" will be THE summer horror flick of 2025!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024


***
"The DoomsFani Machine"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:49 PM (J2vNu)

339
Sydney Sweeney. Weird gummy smile.
3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Dammit! I told her to brush her damn teeth and to switch to Jolly Ranchers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:49 PM (xG4kz)

340 >>> This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)


(scratches out little man in a canoe, writes underneath updated terminology)

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Y6IkP)

341 This bikini blonde with a dog in a boat wouldn't mine having blanket immunity, but doesn't yet feel comfortable destroying her own soul to do it:
http://tiny.cc/pxwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:44 PM


1) Bikini? She's wearing pants! She's going to the Book Thread!

2) Blonde status is dubious.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (a3Q+t)

342 Can someone remind me how we know Kamala climed the political ladder by giving blow jobs?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (JeYYB)

343
And they are livid about it. I think things may boil over this summer. If we're not at war with ourselves first.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May

Our thugs don’t have anything on Mexican thugs. That is going to be a reckoning as well.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

344 327 DNC bleg:

"Remember this, D?

Remember watching Trump win the election in 2016? Remember the feeling you had that night? Remember the fear and confusion that followed as we all wondered what would happen next?

We can’t relive that feeling under another Trump presidency."
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Song version
"You've lost that Power Feeling, Woah that Power Feeling,

You've lost that Power Feeling and its gone, gone, gone, Woah ooo Woah."

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (peJ7P)

345 342 Can someone remind me how we know Kamala climed the political ladder by giving blow jobs?

Posted by: Seems Legit a

You're right, she climbed the political ladder based on her obvious political and mental acuity.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:51 PM (peJ7P)

346 I didn't even bother clicking until you asked that question
Posted by: ...


Same here, but I'm OK with that. Curiosity has a purpose.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:51 PM (9yWhg)

347 Twitchy is reporting that this unrest was planned last November.

https://tinyurl.com/bddfcv5j

I know, I'm as SHOCKED as you all are!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (1ey23)

348 I saw Avaricious Gaping Snatch open for Incubus at the Barrowland Ballroom in '97.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (u7k2H)

349 342 Can someone remind me how we know Kamala climed the political ladder by giving blow jobs?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (JeYYB)

I think Willie Brown said so

Posted by: Newcomers at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (Akjoo)

350 249 No need to start collecting furniture to hurl from the rooftop...
Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2024 03:31 PM (K75+D)

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Good thing you checked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:33 PM (JeYYB)
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Punchline only:
"I don't know what happened. I was hiding in the fridge."

Posted by: Ciampino - They are dangling in the breeze at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (qfLjt)

351 348 I saw Avaricious Gaping Snatch open for Incubus at the Barrowland Ballroom in '97.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (u7k2H)
_______

Double Headliner

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

352 Joe's woman has to be the most heartwarming and humble person
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM


That is so true. I even manage to choke down a breakfast taco every once in a while.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

353 Nah, it was the image: surf, sun, beautiful girls, bikinis, glamor.

About 29 years ago my friends and I have been out of college a few years. One of us was from San Diego and had moved back there. I was in Los Angeles at a technical school, and our other friend was living with his brother in law in Boston.

One particularly wet and freezing winter day he was on the phone with my friend in San Diego who described life a few blocks from the beach. He was in his car the next day driving to California.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (WPCjE)

354 >>> What is she doing to that dog?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSnL)


Inside you there are two wolves. No, not literally.

Posted by: banana Dream's deep thoughts at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (Y6IkP)

355 ______

That pose with the dog . . . ummm . . . just no. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade
------------------------------

Dog is totally cool waiting his turn.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (lCWOD)

356 Double Headliner
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Those help a lot when the time comes to hose out the limo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

357 I think Willie Brown said so
Posted by: Newcomers

Didn't he say that Kamala was head of her class?

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (peJ7P)

358 MY RESPONSE TO COMMIE JOE BITEME........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94pIbfp5vU

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (rcLES)

359 Twitchy is reporting that this unrest was planned last November.

https://tinyurl.com/bddfcv5j

I know, I'm as SHOCKED as you all are!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (1ey23)

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They also planned at the same time the upcoming Donkeypox Virus Crisis ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (u7k2H)

360
345 342 Can someone remind me how we know Kamala climed the political ladder by giving blow jobs?

Posted by: Seems Legit a

You're right, she climbed the political ladder based on her obvious political and mental acuity.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:51 PM (peJ7P)

hahahahahah No, I actually know that to be true. She's too stupid, I just didn't remember how we knew. An expose', a discruntled employee, released texts?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (JeYYB)

361 327 DNC bleg:

"Remember this, D?

Remember watching Trump win the election in 2016? Remember the feeling you had that night? Remember the fear and confusion that followed as we all wondered what would happen next?

We can’t relive that feeling under another Trump presidency."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

And then we had to suffer through a totally normal presidency that was upended by China, in conjunction with the U.S., launching a global pandemic.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

362
Can someone remind me how we know Kamala climed the political ladder by giving blow jobs?

Posted by: Seems Legit


She was often seen out on the town with Willie Brown, power broker pol of SFO, when she worked for him and he was married to another woman.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (xG4kz)

363 I think Willie Brown said so
Posted by: Newcomers at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (Akjoo)

Bragging about getting a beejer from Kumala is not a good look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (8zz6B)

364 "The one place in America you definitely want to avoid-- E. St. Louis, IL"

No, not really.

Because of the federal courthouse is in ESL, I went to ESL every week for 30 years.

Yes, it wasn't at night (for the most part), & I didn't visit any "nightclubs." However, I never felt any special danger going to & from work.

There are MORE dangerous smaller communities around ESL-- Brooklyn, Centerville & Alorton among them.

Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (NLIak)

365 357 I think Willie Brown said so
Posted by: Newcomers

Didn't he say that Kamala was head of her class?
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (peJ7P)

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Okay, that's the type of info I was looking for.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:55 PM (JeYYB)

366 Bridgeport CT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 03:55 PM (RIvkX)

367 362
She was often seen out on the town with Willie Brown, power broker pol of SFO, when she worked for him and he was married to another woman.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May

He bragged about it and bragged about giving her a start in politics, along with subsequent boosts.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

368 She was often seen out on the town with Willie Brown, power broker pol of SFO, when she worked for him and he was married to another woman.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 03:54 PM (xG4kz)

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Okay.

And I appreciate all of you ignoring my spelling of climb.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:56 PM (JeYYB)

369 Punchline only:
"I don't know what happened. I was hiding in the fridge."
Posted by: Ciampino - They are dangling in the breeze at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM (qfLjt)


Cato?

Posted by: Jacques Clouseau at May 02, 2024 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

370 353 Nah, it was the image: surf, sun, beautiful girls, bikinis, glamor.

I forgot that this very image was portrayed visually in The Sure Thing movie and narrated by a young Anthony Edwards over the phone to a desperate John Cusack stuck in a gloomy NE college.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:56 PM (peJ7P)

371 nood


Swingers

Posted by: banana Dream's deep thoughts at May 02, 2024 03:56 PM (Y6IkP)

372 Punchline only:
"I don't know what happened. I was hiding in the fridge."
Posted by: Ciampino


I think I know that joke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

373 They seem to be hiding Kamala. Everytime she opens her mouth (when a dick isn't in it) she says something insane and I kind of miss it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (JeYYB)

374 When I was a kid, Bedford-Stuyvesant but I bet the hipsters have taken over since then.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (RIvkX)

375 Al Sharpton the broken clock is right twice a day

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 02, 2024 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

376 "I don't know what happened. I was hiding in the fridge."
Posted by: Ciampino - They are dangling in the breeze at May 02, 2024 03:53 PM


Was the light on?

Asking for the Commentariat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

377 hahahahahah No, I actually know that to be true. She's too stupid, I just didn't remember how we knew. An expose', a discruntled employee, released texts?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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I think San Fran Psycho and perhaps SF Goth shared Kamala experiences with the Horde years ago. Both are in the legal field there and one of them, I think mebbe San Fran Psycho worked in the same office with Kamala.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (peJ7P)

378 Bragging about getting a beejer from Kumala is not a good look.

You seen a picture of Willie Brown?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 03:59 PM (sNc8Y)

379
Our thugs don’t have anything on Mexican thugs. That is going to be a reckoning as well.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)


The Mex gangs already wasted a bunch of the black gangs in SoCal during their wars in the early 2000s. Whole black neighborhoods were ethnically cleansed of black folk and are all brown now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2024 04:01 PM (n+4am)

380 When a prospective patron later runs one of these names and sees it there he'll say "oh this rancid little maggot went above and beyond... she'll make a fine, ravenous human botfly. Invite her to feast on the body politic with us!"

And years down the road, when she's pandering to rich Arabs at a mosque during an election campaign, she'll talk about her lifelong commitment to the victorious jihad, and tell them how she carries hummus in her purse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 03:03 PM (0l8OY)

*snort

YD, if you ever stop commenting here, I will cry.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (OX9vb)

381 Twitchy is reporting that this unrest was planned last November.

https://tinyurl.com/bddfcv5j

I know, I'm as SHOCKED as you all are!
Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 03:52 PM (1ey23)


yeah...

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (V13WU)

382 There is only one thing that will do you know what to the you know who.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 03:46 PM (ekpFK)

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I like this variation of *types* *deletes* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (u7k2H)

383 YD, if you ever stop commenting here, I will cry.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 02, 2024 04:03 PM (OX9vb)

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In a just world, YD would be ZOD!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 04:05 PM (u7k2H)

384 On campuses from New England to Southern California, students leading one of the largest protest movements in decades have increasingly strapped on face masks and checkered Palestinian kaffiyehs in a polarizing bid to protect their anonymity even as they demand universities and governments be held to account...

In interviews, a dozen student demonstrators across the country cited the risk of being doxxed by pro-Israel groups accusing them of antisemitism, featured by news media or captured in viral videos. Several were intimately familiar with the torrent of online harassment, rescinded job offers and death threats that can follow...

“If I give my name, I lose my future,” one Northwestern student explained bluntly, as he demonstrated in a kaffiyeh and asked for anonymity.

Posted by: Neo at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (RovqD)

385 These protesters are not on the same level as Abbie Hoffman or Chicago Seven fame.
These protesters are cowards.

Posted by: Neo at May 02, 2024 04:09 PM (RovqD)

386 316
***
Ping-pong balls out of . . .

. . . okay, that's *too* specific!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)
----
How about golf balls?

Posted by: Ciampino - dimpled balls at May 02, 2024 04:14 PM (qfLjt)

387 If I give my name, I lose my future,” one Northwestern student explained bluntly, as he demonstrated in a kaffiyeh and asked for anonymity.
Posted by: Neo at May 02, 2024 04:06 PM (RovqD)

Baby. If it's really worth fighting for, it should be worth the sacrifice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 02, 2024 04:17 PM (OX9vb)

388 Rope-a-dope in process: Antifa=MAGA

WaPo: House passes bill that would empower feds to crack down on campus protests, By Abigail Hauslohner
National security reporter

"The House on Wednesday passed a bill aimed at empowering the federal government to crack down on campus protests by codifying a definition of antisemitism that encompasses not just threats against Jews, but also certain criticisms of Israel itself.

Senate Majority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) told reporters Thursday that Senate leaders had conducted “hotlines” — polling the members of both parties to see whether the Senate would be able to pass the House bill through unanimous consent — avoiding a lengthy procedure and debate.

But “there are objections on both sides,” Schumer said. “So we’re going to look for the best way to move forward,” leaving the door open to a possible vote — and potentially lengthy Senate debate — on the matter later this month."
---
WaPo: Biden urges peaceful protest; Calif. workers weigh strike

"...the union representing more than 48,000 workers in the University of California system is weighing when to vote on a possible strike over UCLA’s handling of protests."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (NFX2v)

389 Progress NOT process. Sorry.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 04:37 PM (NFX2v)

390 This is much worse than J-6. This involves the destruction of Foreign Policy with allies in the MidEast to embrace terrorists and rapists of the MidEast. This is the United States condoning terrorism, rape, mutilation, and slavery. This is United States rejecting a woman's right to vote. Yes, this is much worse than J-6.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (aOLxn)

Ukranian Troll Farm Employee Confesses: I Was Paid to Inject Pro-Ukraine Propaganda Into American Social Media. But For Some Reason, We Were Told to Propagandize for Joe Biden.

She suspects that this troll farm was funded by the CIA, which would mean the CIA was running yet another psyop targeting the citizens of the United Fucking States who pay these scumbags their salaries.


Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

BREAKING: CIA Operates Troll Farms in Kyiv to Influence American Voters and To Assure Biden's 2024 Win.

A former employee of one of the Kyiv troll factories owned by the head of Zelensky's office, Andriy Yermak, spoke about how the interference in the upcoming American elections is taking place in Ukraine with the help of the CIA. According to the source, the purpose of the interference is to ensure Biden's victory over Trump. A former employee showed a video taken inside a troll factory, as well as several photos, guidelines and a list of accounts that trolls use to influence the American voters.

"Long story short we were asked to do everything to prevent Donald Trump from winning the elections. So basically, this topic was added to our main lines of work.

Since then, each of us had to post at least 3 to 5 posts daily posing as the Americas and Europeans, criticizing Donald Trump and praising Biden.

The Americans have even organized a few lectures for us to get a better understanding of American politics, the American mindset the main social and political issues.

Then we were occupied with the topics for the job which sounded like this:

1.Unlike Trump, Biden is a smart and experienced politician.

2. Unlike Trump, Biden will never betray NATO partners. Trump will alienate our partners.

3. Biden will not abandon Ukraine. Biden will protect democracy, while Trump is Putin's puppet.

I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing."


I heard this on Jimmy Dore. The Ukranian trolls were posting positively about Joe Biden's position on transgenderism. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2024 01:21 PM (Wnv9h)

2 First, comrade!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 01:21 PM (vtyCZ)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)

4
Kiev.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (MzbCS)

5 close!

Posted by: DanMan at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (8uzBS)

6 She suspects that this troll farm was funded by the CIA, which would mean the CIA was running yet another psyop targeting the citizens of the United Fucking States who pay these scumbags their salaries.

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I hope we get a letter from Grassley about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

7
#FJB

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (xG4kz)

8 You are guilty of crimes against the Workers, RedMindBlueState, and my First reinstated.

And comrade sea otters called!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (vtyCZ)

9 Sid? Blago? You there?

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM (DKHqY)

10 spoke about how the interference in the upcoming American elections is taking place in Ukraine with the help of the CIA.

-

Sure, but that's GOOD interference because it stops populism. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men: "Men like these things" Women: "No, you're wrong" at May 02, 2024 01:23 PM (YsjiM)

11 She suspects that this troll farm was funded by the CIA, which would mean the CIA was running yet another psyop targeting the citizens of the United Fucking States who pay these scumbags their salaries.
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And which legally is forbidden from operating on American soil.

The IC is thoroughly post-law now. Most of the government is to some degree, but in the IC it is total.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)

12 The IC is the enemy of the American people.
Purge them or kneel to them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

13 ... The Americans have even organized a few lectures for us to get a better understanding of American politics, the American mindset the main social and political issues.
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Of course. Every company trains its workforce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)

14 4. No more drama!

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (DKHqY)

15 What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (DRSnL)

16 Seriously, I think the United States can survive without spy agencies. I don't think it will survive with them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

17 Slight modification. Also the punctuation is wreaking havoc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- "Men like these things" Women- "No, you men are wrong" at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (YsjiM)

18 Yet people still think the Left is super divided and ready to let go of the levers of power? To throw (however little of) it back to Trump?

Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (ekpFK)

19 16 Seriously, I think the United States can survive without spy agencies. I don't think it will survive with them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

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But then China will steal American IP!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

20 The overlords are such benevolent people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (R4t5M)

21 No one will ever hear about this... At least not from the MSM

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (Akjoo)

22 You are guilty of crimes against the Workers, RedMindBlueState, and my First reinstated.

And comrade sea otters called!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 02, 2024 01:22 PM

*slowly rotates selector switch to FAFO*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (Wnv9h)

23 I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (MaPMa)

24 18 Yet people still think the Left is super divided and ready to let go of the levers of power? To throw (however little of) it back to Trump?

Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (ekpFK)

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I think my favorite scenario that I have invented in my head is the left being unable to come up with the right amount of cheat for any reason and then calling for a do-over election because the election results can't be trusted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

25 I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing."
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Oy vey.

Forgive me for going out on a limb and making assumptions, but this sounds rather a lot like, "I did bad things that I knew at the time were bad because thought it served my interests and the ends justified the means. It turned out that far from serving my interests, it got my country invaded and my countrymen killed and so now I will lament in public."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (HnUIn)

26 Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?

The prediction was usually that they'd do the switch at or after the convention. That isn't until August.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (CsUN+)

27 And which legally is forbidden from operating on American soil.

Our contractors never set foot on American soil! And we promise they'll stop posting after they get airlifted as refugees to the United States.

Posted by: The CIA at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (pEcHx)

28 She suspects that this troll farm was funded by the CIA, which would mean the CIA was running yet another psyop targeting the citizens of the United Fucking States who pay these scumbags their salaries.

Thank goodness none of this came out before Congress was able to re-authorize and fully fund all of the anti-American elements of the US government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (IUd0M)

29 So who goes to jail for these illegal campaign contributions made illegally by Gov't agencies on behalf of the current corrupt administration?

Yeah, I crack myself up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

30 Says hi to ace. Sees even if he notices different with sharon involved s

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (Os74q)

31
What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?
Posted by: Jordan61


Its denizens spend all day on line trolling by shitposting on those sites whose viewpoints are deemed by your bosses as not being "of the body".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

32 Here are some posts one of the trolls:
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I've seen 'em all. Saw 'em all at the time. My assessment then remains true: the left can't meme.

That it was paid for with my money is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

33 The cool people come right out and say Ukraine sucks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (YsjiM)

34 >>BREAKING: CIA Operates Troll Farms in Kyiv to Influence American Voters and To Assure Biden's 2024 Win.


I guess we now know where at least some of the freakin' Billions being sent to Ukraine is being spent, and why it was so very important to pass the latest Biden campaign Ukraine funding, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (cCVOS)

35 Added benefit of using Ukrainians in your troll farms: they're several hours closer in time than India is to the US!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (wtvvX)

36 Salami Ukulele!

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (aJLEr)

37 What are the odds Blago shows up for this thread?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

38 Old MacDonald had a farm. C I C I A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

39 None of things are even true about Biden. He’d sell out Ukraine as soon as it’s beneficial for him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (JTwsP)

40 I'm shocked that I'm not shocked by this Ukrainian's allegations.

Not really, I believe there are no depths to the dishonesty of spies and politicians, repub and dem.

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (VGOMa)

41 (He would have to woth all the typos)

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (Os74q)

42 But then China will steal American IP!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

Instead of having it gifted to them?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

43 >>>15 What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?

1. This site.

2. It's not good.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (KRtlO)

44 How you gonna keep them down on the Macedonian Content Farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (aJLEr)

45 I'd dismiss this out of hand, except, I no longer believe the CIA serves anything but itself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

46 Congress will probably react to this by forwarding a bill that makes it illegal to type the letter "U".

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 01:27 PM (Y6IkP)

47 This person is probably paid by Russia to say this.






/s

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (sv929)

48 Well, Trump told Johnson to give Biden all the Ukraine money he needs.

Eventually, Trump will stand up to the deep state, I just know it.

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (RKkAM)

49 I think my favorite scenario that I have invented in my head is the left being unable to come up with the right amount of cheat for any reason and then calling for a do-over election because the election results can't be trusted.

I think that's almost a certainty at this point. They won't necessarily call for a do-over, because (hopefully) the GOP would use that as a reason to call for massive upgrades in election security, which the left does not want. But they'd use accusations that the election was fraudulent to justify throwing sand in the gears of Trump II.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (CsUN+)

50 Forgive me for going out on a limb and making assumptions, but this sounds rather a lot like, "I did bad things that I knew at the time were bad because thought it served my interests and the ends justified the means. It turned out that far from serving my interests, it got my country invaded and my countrymen killed and so now I will lament in public."
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Even a person posting this with motives of not being punished for what they did is doing a good thing. Public repentance and repudiation, whether real or not for the person, is preferable to them keeping silent. Confession is good for the soul regardless of the motive.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (peJ7P)

51 The Ukrainian troon had switched back again IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (cf/0E)

52 Ukranian Troll Farm Employee Confesses: I Was Paid to Inject Pro-Ukraine Propaganda Into American Social Media. But For Some Reason, We Were Told to Propagandize for Joe Biden.

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HAHAHAHAH!! tell me again about glorious Uke victories Uke democratic values, and the ghost of Kiev!

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

53

What a surprise.

Posted by: four seasons at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (PisyI)

54 I'm shocked that I'm not shocked by this Ukrainian's allegations.

Not really, I believe there are no depths to the dishonesty of spies and politicians, repub and dem.
Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (VGOMa)
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Two decades ago: This is unthinkable and CIA needs to be purged from the top
One decade ago: This is outrageous and the people running this op need to be fired
Five years ago: Yeah, sounds about right
Today: Sure, sure. No question. After all, they've been doing this shit for decades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

55 It's always bizzare when one notices its paid for propaganda from our own government. t

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (Os74q)

56 Why is the CIA pretending that the election isn’t rigged? That’s what I’d like to know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (JTwsP)

57 52 HAHAHAHAH!! tell me again about glorious Uke victories Uke democratic values, and the ghost of Kiev!
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

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Russia was so ill-equipped that Ukraine steam-rolled to Moscow with tanks made of digital American dollars over a year ago.

Russia fell. The war is over. It's old news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

58 Troll farming is easy. Anyone can be a troll farmer.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (XUJ4L)

59 So. The Ghost of Kiev wasn't real?

Is that what you are telling me?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (aJLEr)

60 I think my favorite scenario that I have invented in my head is the left being unable to come up with the right amount of cheat for any reason and then calling for a do-over election because the election results can't be trusted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Far likely a repeat of 2020 in which election officials and governors just rewrite election law on the fly because OrAnGe MaN bAD~! The courts just let it go without any push back, so why bother with a new kind of fraud?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IG4Id)

61 And which legally is forbidden from operating on American soil.

The IC is thoroughly post-law now. Most of the government is to some degree, but in the IC it is total.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)


Ah, but they're not operating on US soil. They're operating on Ukrainian soil. Total coincidence that Americans see this stuff. We've added a new training module to troll training. -- CIA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IUd0M)

62 CIA Operates Troll Farms in Kyiv to Influence American Voters and To Assure Biden's 2024 Win


Sorry. I'm on Team America. I want both to lose.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (+98Vn)

63 Are the trolls in the room with us now?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (as3uC)

64 Even a person posting this with motives of not being punished for what they did is doing a good thing. Public repentance and repudiation, whether real or not for the person, is preferable to them keeping silent. Confession is good for the soul regardless of the motive.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (peJ7P)
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I don't disagree. I'd just like to see some exposure happen *before* the op is broken at some point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (HnUIn)

65 I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
Posted by: She Hobbit


Your winnings, Ma'am.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

66 60 Far likely a repeat of 2020 in which election officials and governors just rewrite election law on the fly because OrAnGe MaN bAD~! The courts just let it go without any push back, so why bother with a new kind of fraud?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IG4Id)

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I just said it was my favorite. I didn't say that I thought it was at all likely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

67 What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (DRSnL)

How many hryvnia does a tube of monkeypox salve cost? Because it's that much per week.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (0l8OY)

68 hello willow!

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

69 Russia was so ill-equipped that Ukraine steam-rolled to Moscow with tanks made of digital American dollars over a year ago.

Russia fell. The war is over. It's old news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

the only thing left is Uke parade in the Red Square

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (V13WU)

70 My assessment then remains true: the left can't meme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


-----

Maybe this explains it -- they can't meme because they are all foreigners with poor grasp of the culture and language doing it for money.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (sv929)

71 Ah, but they're not operating on US soil. They're operating on Ukrainian soil. Total coincidence that Americans see this stuff. We've added a new training module to troll training. -- CIA
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IUd0M)
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It was an op targeting Americans. Not permitted. Not that it matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (HnUIn)

72 What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (DRSnL)


1. I assume they grow those dolls with the stupid hair.
2. You don't have to join the Ukrainian army.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (IUd0M)

73 quick, send them some more billions of tax dollars

if you object you must be a russian puppet and hate freedom

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (AR07F)

74 Trump going wussy on the JFK stuff strikes again.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

75 People keep trying to find the source, the central point of the movement to destroy this country.

Is it universities? The media? Democrat Party? Foreign agents?

At this point I just assume it's the CIA, and they make most of the rest of those entities dance to their tune, one way or another.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (dGCAG)

76 That candid camera interview where a CIA operative said they were part of pushing families to sue Alex Jones is maybe the most disturbing thing I’ve heard the cia engaging in when it comes to domestic politics.

Really hope discovery shines a light on this if true.

Posted by: Benchmark at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (RKkAM)

77 Sean Connery explaining what he thinks of women is not funny by itself.
Sean Connery, completely relaxed while Barbara Walters winds up more and more is hysterical.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (cf/0E)

78 Maybe this explains it -- they can't meme because they are all foreigners with poor grasp of the culture and language doing it for money.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (sv929)
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The trolls were writing the posts, but I doubt they were making the memes. CIA graphics guys were probably doing most of it if I had to guess (and I do, not having any direct knowledge).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

79 Are the trolls in the room with us now?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (as3uC)

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Well, TJM is here...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (DRSnL)

80 79 Are the trolls in the room with us now?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (as3uC)

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Well, TJM is here...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (DRSnL)

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I've never denied it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

81
What the hell is a troll farm? And what's the pay like?

1. This site.

2. It's not good.
Posted by: ace


Yes, this is the Endorian Troll Farm

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (xG4kz)

82 26 Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?

The prediction was usually that they'd do the switch at or after the convention. That isn't until August.
Posted by: Archimedes

Doesn't work well if their alternatives are polling about as poorly as FJB. Mooch and Newsome were two trial ballons that worked about as well as a lead zeppelin (homage to Keef Moon btw).

(Jimmy) Page says Moon fathered Led Zeppelin's name: "It was a name that Keith Moon had mentioned back then. He was talking, 'Wouldn't it be fun to have a band called Led Zeppelin?'"

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:31 PM (peJ7P)

83 Trump going wussy on the JFK stuff strikes again.

If you aren't a troll, then take the time to post a link so people know wth you're talking about.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

84 Funny how everything is upside down from my youth when CIA were the bad guys in Hollywood movies but we all thought they were the good guys. Now the left and Hollywood love the CIA and we hate them for being the bad guys. It also shows that Hollywood has not been on the peoples' side for decades.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (unUNN)

85 >>At this point I just assume it's the CIA, and they make most of the rest of those entities dance to their tune, one way or another.


The State Department has been trying to undermine the Constitution for decades.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (aJLEr)

86 Troll farming is easy. Anyone can be a troll farmer.
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg



I prefer being a lead farmer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (+98Vn)

87 Willow?!!!

Hey, good to see you, kiddo. Miss you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

88 Tee hee!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (Hn5Yb)

89 The CIA is as right-wing as you can get. Took out Jimmy Carter, ran Iran Contra through their puppet, Reagan, and ran guns to right-wing death squads in South America. Why would they help President Biden? It is to laugh.

Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (5OhfB)

90 The State Department has been trying to undermine the Constitution for decades centuries.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (aJLEr)
++++
FIFY

State broke first, and almost immediately.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)

91 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (HnUIn)

While still claiming that the person most responsible for the likely end of Ukraine is, somehow, better for Ukraine.

Blink twice if you're being held captive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (IUd0M)

92 Are the trolls in the room with us now?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 02, 2024 01:29 PM (as3uC)

Tap once on the ceiling for no, tap twice for yes...

*tap tap*

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (dGCAG)

93 The prediction was usually that they'd do the switch at or after the convention. That isn't until August.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:25 PM (CsUN+)

Revising history a little. The people I'm referring to have been predicting his removal or otgerwise since *before* he won the nomination in 2020. Remember how he would never even make it to a debate?

Others have been contradicting it all along. The others have been right for four years.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (ekpFK)

94 Yes, this is the Endorian Troll Farm
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Well, when you put it that way, I am outta here.

Just more proof that the Internet Is Dead Thesis is correct.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (peJ7P)

95 I don't know how much of what that CIA guy told O Keefe was true, or a bit of truth sprinkled with disinformation. I don't trust it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (3CVIc)

96 Ukranian Troll Farm Employee Confesses: I Was Paid to Inject Pro-Ukraine Propaganda Into American Social Media. But For Some Reason, We Were Told to Propagandize for Joe Biden.
----


So that guy who says everything is fake and gay, everything is an op...is 100% right?

Sure seems that way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (FCbAQ)

97 Has the CIA ordered their Ukie troll farms to switch to spreading anti-Israeli propaganda in the US? If not, ValJar and the self-hating Jooos in the Junta are off their game for some reason.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (5fDan)

98 >>Sean Connery explaining what he thinks of women is not funny by itself.
Sean Connery, completely relaxed while Barbara Walters winds up more and more is hysterical.


That's because, while this was happening, Sean Connery was leaking out of her vag and running down he thigh.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (aJLEr)

99 The worst part of that troll farm is how shitty their trolls and memes were. It's like not one second of thought went into any of them. They might as well just have repeated "ORANGE MAN BAD" over and over.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

100 Yup. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: CIA at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Yg/ZT)

101 The prediction was usually that they'd do the switch at or after the convention. That isn't until August.
Posted by: Archimedes

Doesn't work well if their alternatives are polling about as poorly as FJB. Mooch and Newsome were two trial ballons that worked about as well as a lead zeppelin (homage to Keef Moon btw).


I didn't say it was a GOOD strategy.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (CsUN+)

102 Posted back on Apr 25th, I see. I wonder how long she's been dead?

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (5IEcl)

103 Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM

Shut up, the adults are talking.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (dGCAG)

104 Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (5OhfB)

========

1. All of those events are decades ago.
2. You're really kind of dumb.
3. Why did Democrats go full fascist in 2009 to pass the ACA, a giant payout to Big Insurance Companies, rather than socialist by passing Single Payer with 60 senators?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

105 While still claiming that the person most responsible for the likely end of Ukraine is, somehow, better for Ukraine.

Blink twice if you're being held captive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (IUd0M)
++++
I read it as "at the time" based on how it is written - that at the time, he thought Biden was better for Ukraine.

Two very different interpretations. I have no idea which is correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

106 Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 01:32 PM (5OhfB)

LMAO I don't know if there ever was a real sid or not but whoever you are I love these.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (ekpFK)

107 Yeah but these are ETHICAL troll farms! They're all free-range trolls!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

108 IIRC, this is exactly what they accused Trump of doing in the Russia Collusion special investigation, right?

Yes: https://tinyurl.com/2mwc3xkb

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (cCVOS)

109 A million Chinese trolls, in just one city, pounding away on cloned PC's... laugh at Ukraine's "troll farm."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)

110 Omgoodness! Ace I missed you . Hope all things in your life are wonderful. Missed you. Still laugh at how you fave me a beat down when we met.
Srsly want only everything for you for your courage in less than courageous times.

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (Os74q)

111 I've seen 'em all. Saw 'em all at the time. My assessment then remains true: the left can't meme.

That it was paid for with my money is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)


Yup, I've seen all that stuff "naturally" and even pointed to it as examples of the left being unable to meme. Known DNC paid spokesliars also were sometimes posting the exact same things.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

112 The CIA ran a public ad for recruits featuring a bunch of blue haired, pierced, obese face tattooed young people.
Sounds real conservative, right?
They are advertising for misfits.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (MeG8a)

113 Everything is An Op until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. Even then, it's probably still An Op.

Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (oqH4h)

114 Joe Biden mine much potassium. Joe Biden potassium is best potassium.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (3CVIc)

115 This is my shocked face

Oops sorry that was my O face

Now this is my shocked face

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (5C4od)

116 You're still the bomb.

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (Os74q)

117 (Jimmy) Page says Moon fathered Led Zeppelin's name: "It was a name that Keith Moon had mentioned back then. He was talking, 'Wouldn't it be fun to have a band called Led Zeppelin?'"

I'd always assumed "going over like a lead balloon" was a purely American saying. I guess not.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

118 Posted back on Apr 25th, I see. I wonder how long she's been dead?
Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (5IEcl)

Let's ask Gina Haspel.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (dGCAG)

119 Not to worry. Now the troll farms are funded by Congress. So CONGRESS is paying for Biden's campaign advertising.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (iFMeW)

120 Troll farms are much superior to Yooper farms.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)

121 Yes, this is the Endorian Troll Farm
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Endora!
Mother!
Posted by: The Darrin & Samantha Stevens

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (+98Vn)

122 >>Everything is An Op


Psyop Kitty doesn't lie.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (aJLEr)

123 The trolls were writing the posts, but I doubt they were making the memes. CIA graphics guys were probably doing most of it if I had to guess (and I do, not having any direct knowledge).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

------------------
Oh, so I was wrong. I am sure the CIA graphics guys are professional comedians and very funny. Sorry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (sv929)

124 How is this CIA-funded Ukraine troll farm legal?

WASHINGTON – The Justice Department’s special counsel announced the indictment Friday of a notorious Russian troll farm – charging 13 individuals who allegedly were involved in a scheme to criminally interfere with the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The Internet Research Agency, which is based in St. Petersburg, Russia, was named in the indictment.

“From in or around 2014 to the present, defendants knowingly and intentionally conspired with each other (and with persons known and unknown to the grand jury) to defraud the United States by impairing, obstructing, and defeating the lawful functions of the government through fraud and deceit for the purpose of interfering with the U.S. political and electoral processes, including the presidential election of 2016,” the indictment states. . .


Every dang thing they accuse Trump of doing they've been doing themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (cCVOS)

125 Yet people still think the Left is super divided and ready to let go of the levers of power? To throw (however little of) it back to Trump?

Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (ekpFK)


Does it make you feel good to tell people that everything is doomed and surrender is the only option? I mean, the endorphins for you to do that must be enormous to counteract the "I have failed" meme it must generate with ever post.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (D7oie)

126 Well, Trump told Johnson to give Biden all the Ukraine money he needs.

Well, lots of media outlets who don't support Trump have certainly said so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (IUd0M)

127 Snakeoil peddlers did this 150 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (o2ZRX)

128 Sid, you should look into AI to up your game.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (5IEcl)

129 Outrageous!!!!
Our angry letter to the deputy assistant director of the CIA will be scathing. Please send $50!!
-GOP

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

130 Biden is not better for Ukraine. He's using the war for political purposes. Trump, I believe, would try to get some sort of agreement between the two.

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)

131 That's because, while this was happening, Sean Connery was leaking out of her vag and running down he thigh.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM


* shrieks *

Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Alex T.'s mom at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)

132 I expect that Trump will be kinder to Ukraine than they deserve.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (unUNN)

133 The CIA ran a public ad for recruits featuring a bunch of blue haired, pierced, obese face tattooed young people.
Sounds real conservative, right?
They are advertising for misfits.


They're advertising for people they can blackmail.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

134 so this is sid and paul's coming out party?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (nXhwP)

135 So a professional troll only has to make 3-5 posts a day? I would have expected something like 10-20 per hour. Sounds like a pretty cushy job.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (/y8xj)

136 Reminds me of the people who insisted repeatedly that Biden and Kamala were going away. Do you see them going away yet?
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (ekpFK)

Same people who have been convinced Biden would have a stroke on live TV for the past 5 years.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (Y6Wgg)

137 Remember kids! Whatever the demoncrats accuse you of doing, it's just projection.

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (wyl5F)

138 The CIA ran a public ad for recruits featuring a bunch of blue haired, pierced, obese face tattooed young people.
Sounds real conservative, right?
They are advertising for misfits.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (MeG8a)
++++
When I was in college, the CIA recruiters on campus did performance art instead. Dudes in black suits and wearing earpieces would skulk around in the shadows and hand out little recruitment cards to some of the passers-by (I have no idea what their criteria were). Sometimes, they'd do shit like execute a shoulder-roll from behind a fountain or other hiding place, pop up in front of you, and give you a recruitment card.

They were, just like today, selling an image of the CIA to aid recruitment. It was just a different image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)

139 Blinken twice if you're in danger

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (YsjiM)

140
Troll farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Troll farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Troll farm woman
Don't you hear my keyboard clacking
Click clack click clack

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (0l8OY)

141 "Well, lots of media outlets who don't support Trump have certainly said so."

Step 1: Johnson passed the Ukraine funding.
Step 2: Trump did a photo op with Johnson.

But, we have to recognize that Trump probably was given bad advice to do so by the deep staters he constantly surrounds himself with.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (iFMeW)

142 They are just a bunch of zealous patriots who are only guilty of loving their country too much.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (3CVIc)

143 I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing.

Any bets this guy very soon dies of a "sudden illness"

Posted by: Chuck C at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (yOPBE)

144 @6

>>I hope we get a letter from Grassley about this.

All of the money the CIA gets is black book so, Grassley can ask for all of the accounting he wants, the CIA is going to bring him into a SCIF and show him what's what.


As was noted, the only way any of this changes is if their are leaders who are willing to be Sic Semper Tyrannised.

Anything less is masturbation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Don't forget the lovely Ms. Gloria Steinem was a CIA agent.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (YsjiM)

146 Water is dry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

147 Oh, so I was wrong. I am sure the CIA graphics guys are professional comedians and very funny. Sorry.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (sv929)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

148 In other news, Nine Toe Sheila is back at Dumb Deacon's, eating pizza and drinking water in a fluffy bathrobe.

Meanwhile,Stuffy Steffy is being catty with Interesting Aussie Ivy, because Ivy is sniffing around Puppy Dig Liam. At least her dress is slinky, and her small boobs are nearly falling out, so...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

149 128 Sid, you should look into AI to up your game.
Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (5IEcl)

And Valtrex. AI and Valtrex, but mostly Valtrex.

Posted by: Sid is Gay at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (XUJ4L)

150 Same people who have been convinced Biden would have a stroke on live TV for the past 5 years.

I was never one of those. They are distinct sets, with a bit of overlap.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (CsUN+)

151 The Democrats Propaganda Ministry is really reaching out to everyone to do their dirty work

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (fwDg9)

152
Damnit. Don't the Ukes know that they can't influence American elections. Only WE can influence American elections!

Posted by: The United Kingdom at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (n+4am)

153 I have a dream to one day see bureaucrats hanging from streetlights all along the beltway.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (1bNHn)

154 Revising history a little. The people I'm referring to have been predicting his removal or otgerwise since *before* he won the nomination in 2020. Remember how he would never even make it to a debate?

Others have been contradicting it all along. The others have been right for four years.
Posted by: ...

I can understand part of it--my mother has vascular dementia along with some Alzheimers. Dementia that is predominately Alzheimers has a relatively short period before a person is no longer able to function. Vascular dementia is more focused on specific brain regions and common among those with heart and stroke problems---you can last for years with that sort of dementia because it doesn't progress at the same rate that the more generalized Alzheimer appears too.

Right now, mother is going on five years with that sort of dementia predominating. It does take something more than the quickie type of testing to indicate and requires an expensive PET scan to more or less confirm the diagnosis. Neither vascular or Alzheimers is curable so generally docs don't make the effort. It does mean that some drugs that work well with Alzheimers alone don't work with those with vascular.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (peJ7P)

155 At this point I just assume it's the CIA, and they make most of the rest of those entities dance to their tune, one way or another.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (dGCAG)

It's probably the RNC honestly. Wouldn't *that* be something.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ekpFK)

156 I just said it was my favorite. I didn't say that I thought it was at all likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Fair enough. Ok, how about the Feebs arresting every red state election official under VRA grounds and asking the DOJ to adjust the election results? Man, there are so many avenues of pseudo-law that can be employed before they just cancel the election. Heck, why not insert 3rd party ballot oversight that delays all GOP voting districts until Jan. 21st.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (IG4Id)

157 I just find it funny that Ukraine is still coming to the US and NATO for supporting. They had our support when they lost the Crimea. They had it now that they’ve lost 1/5th of their country.

Smart Ukrainians would be beefing for us to stop “helping” them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (JTwsP)

158 If you want to score a job in the CIA straight out of college, you better to go an Ivy.

They've recruited almost exclusively from the Ivies since Wild Bill Donovan created the OSS. It's always, at its core, been a club for the scions of the elites. The difference is that back in the day, being the son of a millionaire with a Harvard education at least had the chance at giving you a leg up in the world. Now the entire university system is nothing more than a credentialing facility for these same kids, but now they're all dumb and useless.

Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (oqH4h)

159 "He's using the war for political purposes."

In all fairness, so is Zelensky.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (Ectld)

160 Mark all goodness hoping for you.

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (Os74q)

161 In other news, Nine Toe Sheila is back at Dumb Deacon's, eating pizza and drinking water in a fluffy bathrobe.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY8 )

=====

What happened to her 10th toe?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

162 145 Don't forget the lovely Ms. Gloria Steinem was a CIA agent.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
--------
I never found her particularly lovely nor appealing.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (peJ7P)

163 Has the CIA ordered their Ukie troll farms to switch to spreading anti-Israeli propaganda in the US? If not, ValJar and the self-hating Jooos in the Junta are off their game for some reason.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 01:33 PM (5fDan)

I realize there are a lot of people jumping in and out of bed with each other on these matters, so I don't know if anyone really has a clear read on whose side the Deep State is on, with regards to Israel.

Is it a money laundering scheme? Almost certainly.

Are they wanting disorder in the Middle East to continue? Almost certainly.

Do they hate the Palis as much as anyone else, and hope they die? Almost certainly.

So then, where does the conflict come in? Seems to me it's at the point of the politicians, rather than the bureaucrats, so I'm guessing the bureaucrats are gonna win, and any worries anyone has that the U.S. of A. won't keep pumping money into Israel is probably overblown.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (dGCAG)

164 But $100,000 in Facebook ads bought by Russia "hacked our election" in 2016.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga)

165 150 Same people who have been convinced Biden would have a stroke on live TV for the past 5 years.

I'm guilty. I was sure he'd kick the metaphorical bucket in his first year

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (Akjoo)

166 Gonna find out Harry Sisson is a fat, 50 year old ukranian dude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (3CVIc)

167 They were, just like today, selling an image of the CIA to aid recruitment. It was just a different image.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)
________

In 2030, they'll be showcasing agents having gay sex with each other in the quad.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

168 Seriously, I think the United States can survive without spy agencies. I don't think it will survive with them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

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CIA has not been right about anything that I can remember, they have been taken by surprise by every world crisis, the most notable being the fall of Soviet Union and 9/11. With that sort of record they are not needed and need to be abolished.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (unUNN)

169 I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing."

---------------

ONE PERSON with a conscience our of perhaps tens of thousands.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (2fIO4)

170 They're advertising for people they can blackmail.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)


Joke's on them. You can't blackmail people who have no shame.

Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (Sf2cq)

171 Beefing, seriously, spell check thought the word was beefing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (JTwsP)

172 Go away Sid, try all you want there's no way you're pledging.

Posted by: Jugdesh at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (gKWVE)

173 Blinken twice if you're in danger
Posted by: Moron Robbie



(chuckles) I'm in danger.

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (+98Vn)

174 The others have been right for four years.
Posted by: ...


Ellipsis for the win. It took me a long time to realize we have total control of Joe and/or he's fully cooperating. Some of the Left see it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (pJkex)

175 If you want to score a job in the CIA straight out of college, you better to go an Ivy.

They've recruited almost exclusively from the Ivies since Wild Bill Donovan created the OSS. It's always, at its core, been a club for the scions of the elites. The difference is that back in the day, being the son of a millionaire with a Harvard education at least had the chance at giving you a leg up in the world. Now the entire university system is nothing more than a credentialing facility for these same kids, but now they're all dumb and useless.
Posted by: ballistic at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (oqH4h)
++++
I wasn't at an Ivy, but there were CIA recruitment activities at my first college, which was the state university system's flagship campus. I don't doubt that they are very focused on the Ivies and other top elite institutions, but they clearly weren't opposed to recruiting out of state anchor schools (at least, they weren't at mine).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (HnUIn)

176 They're advertising for people they can blackmail.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)


On the other hand, highly unstable people can be useful.

Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (Sf2cq)

177 156 I just said it was my favorite. I didn't say that I thought it was at all likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Fair enough. Ok, how about the Feebs arresting every red state election official under VRA grounds and asking the DOJ to adjust the election results? Man, there are so many avenues of pseudo-law that can be employed before they just cancel the election. Heck, why not insert 3rd party ballot oversight that delays all GOP voting districts until Jan. 21st.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (IG4Id)

=======

All good, but a do-over because the election results can't be trusted? *chef's kiss*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

178 I read it as "at the time" based on how it is written - that at the time, he thought Biden was better for Ukraine.

Two very different interpretations. I have no idea which is correct.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

Biden is better for *his* Ukraine - corrupt, run by literal Nazis and Nazi supporters, a tool of others. The Ukraine that is being shelled and missiled to pieces along with its people he cares nothing about. Trump wasn't going for the war with Russia game at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (eoQWY)

179 In 2030, they'll be showcasing agents having gay sex with each other in the quad.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)
++++
You think it'll take that long?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:41 PM (HnUIn)

180 @141

>>But, we have to recognize that Trump probably was given bad advice to do so by the deep staters he constantly surrounds himself with.

Seriously, what is Trump to do?

The GOP is mainly composed of treacherous, corrupt goofballs, overweening moralizers, closeted homosexuals, freaks, geeks, dog killers and other assorted flotsum and jetsum.

You send one packing and another simply rises to take their place like an unending human centipede of failure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

181 What happened to her 10th toe?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

She cut it off to fake her death.
The story was a bear ate her, except for the toe.

My word as a fashion cop.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (ufFY8)

182 Don't forget the lovely Ms. Gloria Steinem was a CIA agent.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (YsjiM)

Also William F. Buckley.

And either Carl Bernstein or Bob Woodward. I forget which. I don't much care which, but one of them was/is.

Oh, and Bill Barr.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (dGCAG)

183 Don't forget the lovely Ms. Gloria Steinem was a CIA agent.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
--------

I never found her particularly lovely nor appealing.
Posted by: whig

--

YOU'RE ANTI-WOMEN!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (YsjiM)

184 On the other hand, highly unstable people can be useful.

That too.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

185 CIA has not been right about anything that I can remember, they have been taken by surprise by every world crisis, the most notable being the fall of Soviet Union and 9/11. With that sort of record they are not needed and need to be abolished.

any politician who even tried would end up blackmailed out of that position or suicided, or both

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (AR07F)

186 Does it make you feel good to tell people that everything is doomed and surrender is the only option? I mean, the endorphins for you to do that must be enormous to counteract the "I have failed" meme it must generate with ever post.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (D7oie)

I don't preach doom. The opposite. I know we win in the end - although that might not be for some time.

(Please do your research before leveling a personal accusations - I got 2020 spectacularly wrong thinking they couldn't outcheat Trump's impending margin of victory even though they were going to try their damndest)

That all said I consider many people here my friends and forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (ekpFK)

187 >>> I'd always assumed "going over like a lead balloon" was a purely American saying. I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)


They say "down a tin biscuit" but it means the same.

Posted by: banana Dream's untrue facts at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Y6IkP)

188 Seriously, what is Trump to do?

The GOP is mainly composed of treacherous, corrupt goofballs, overweening moralizers, closeted homosexuals, freaks, geeks, dog killers and other assorted flotsum and jetsum.

You send one packing and another simply rises to take their place like an unending human centipede of failure.


The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

189 The major aspect of this process is NOT the trolling substance. I brain damaged monkey could whip up this stereotypical nonsense.

The true purpose is to give the impression of mass. It is the door opener for election fraud so that when the guy in the oval office gets "81 Million votes" despite only a handful of people showing up at his campaign events, they can refer to the voluminous presence on the internet providing support. It's just a cog in the election fraud cycle. Bogus polls are also a part of this.

Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (dIske)

190 I'll have to expand my prior belief. The next Republican president should after getting undercovers and informants to safety, dump the entire FBI and CIA databases onto the web. Nuke it from orbit so to speak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (JfVRc)

191 This pale, braided bikini brunette was recruited by the CIA, but she would rather go into a more wholesome business like being a pharmaceutical salesman:
http://tiny.cc/mowwxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

192 180 Seriously, what is Trump to do?

The GOP is mainly composed of treacherous, corrupt goofballs, overweening moralizers, closeted homosexuals, freaks, geeks, dog killers and other assorted flotsum and jetsum.

You send one packing and another simply rises to take their place like an unending human centipede of failure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

========

Trump is playing the game of politics. He's a reformer, not a Cromwell. He's trying to bridge divides within the party, and Ukraine funding is SUPER important to a lot in the party. So, he backed them publicly.

Trump is not a wrecking ball, no matter the press. He wants to operate within the rules and play the game.

Look elsewhere for a Cromwell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

193 138 When I was in college, the CIA recruiters ... Sometimes, they'd do shit like execute a shoulder-roll from behind a fountain or other hiding place, pop up in front of you, and give you a recruitment card.


unnecessary action heroes!

Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (v3pYe)

194 I have a dream to one day see bureaucrats hanging from streetlights all along the beltway.
Posted by: Eeyore



Some say we don't have enough streetlights.
Pshaw. We have National Forests. I'm more worried about running out of rope.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (+98Vn)

195 54 I'm shocked that I'm not shocked by this Ukrainian's allegations.

Not really, I believe there are no depths to the dishonesty of spies and politicians, repub and dem.
Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 01:26 PM (VGOMa)
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Two decades ago: This is unthinkable and CIA needs to be purged from the top
One decade ago: This is outrageous and the people running this op need to be fired
Five years ago: Yeah, sounds about right
Today: Sure, sure. No question. After all, they've been doing this shit for decades.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

Tomorrow: The CIA is doing this and this is GREAT!

Posted by: Inogame at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (53oGX)

196 At this point I just assume it's the CIA, and they make most of the rest of those entities dance to their tune, one way or another.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:30 PM (dGCAG)

It's probably the RNC honestly. Wouldn't *that* be something.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ekpFK)

That would sorta be like the mafia don, who wandered around New York in his jammies, acting like he's an imbecile.

Was he really an imbecile, or a supergenius?

We don't know!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (dGCAG)

197 CIA has not been right about anything that I can remember, they have been taken by surprise by every world crisis, the most notable being the fall of Soviet Union and 9/11.

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Because you're looking at it as an American that loves America and not someone who is trying to make world connections to benefit the agency.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (YsjiM)

198 She cut it off to fake her death.
The story was a bear ate her, except for the toe.


I'd heard it was a lion. Hence the expression "Toe the lion".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

199 ... The true purpose is to give the impression of mass. It is the door opener for election fraud so that when the guy in the oval office gets "81 Million votes" despite only a handful of people showing up at his campaign events, they can refer to the voluminous presence on the internet providing support. It's just a cog in the election fraud cycle. Bogus polls are also a part of this.
Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (dIske)
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It needs to appear to be not only larger than it is, but unquestionably dominant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

200 Thomas wh your bucket is full of crabs. How can one notice which is the unwholesome climber

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (Os74q)

201 I have hoped Sundowner would stroke out on live TV, but then Jimmy is disappointed me daily as well.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (fwDg9)

202 When I was in college, the CIA recruiters ... Sometimes, they'd do shit like execute a shoulder-roll from behind a fountain or other hiding place, pop up in front of you, and give you a recruitment card.


unnecessary action heroes!
Posted by: anachronda


The ambiguously gay duo?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (+98Vn)

203 I expect that Trump will be kinder to Ukraine than they deserve.
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (unUNN)


That Hilary, to name but one, still draws breath suggests you are correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (IUd0M)

204 I heard this on Jimmy Dore. The Ukranian trolls were posting positively about Joe Biden's position on transgenderism. Weird, huh?

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I watch Jimmy Dore on YouTube, 90% of his stuff is anti-Biden and though he has to constantly say he doesn't like Trump he sees someone getting railroaded and comes across that Trump is far better than Biden though he can't say that for some reason.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (2fIO4)

205 Two C-eye-A stories in one day.

I smell fear.

Posted by: Reforger at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (7N/Zu)

206 Katy Tur flubbed the response. So in steps the MSNBC recovery team:

First, Biden does, in fact, deserve credit. Hardly anyone expected the U.S. economy to be this strong, for such a sustained period, when the Democratic incumbent was first inaugurated, but the White House’s economic agenda has produced impressive results. Indeed, the United States has seen the strongest post-pandemic economic recovery on the planet thanks in large part to the success of Biden’s policies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (3CVIc)

207 The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.

Like Tillerson?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

208 Sure puts a new light on why the left was so insistent Musk continue to give them free Starlink, doesn't it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (yikga)

209 @180

I don't care what Trump is to do at this point. The discussion is moot. I'm not making excuses for weak politicians who make decisions and then blame others when they turn out poorly. Just quit pretending every fact that paints Trump in a bad light is someone else's fault. We're all grown ups here who have to take responsibility for our lives. I think the president should have to act like it.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (Ectld)

210 117 (Jimmy) Page says Moon fathered Led Zeppelin's name: "It was a name that Keith Moon had mentioned back then. He was talking, 'Wouldn't it be fun to have a band called Led Zeppelin?'"

I'd always assumed "going over like a lead balloon" was a purely American saying. I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Lot of American sayings and culture were exported to the UK during WWII and during the post Cold War aftermath due to GIs.

The early British invasion groups were pretty much UK yute's reaction to American blues, jazz, and rock.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (peJ7P)

211 I never found her particularly lovely nor appealing.
Posted by: whig


As a kid in the early 70s, I thought she was pretty. Long blonde hair and glasses, like the girl I had my first crush on in 7th grade.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (9yWhg)

212 Katy Tur flubbed the response. So in steps the MSNBC recovery team:

First, Biden does, in fact, deserve credit. Hardly anyone expected the U.S. economy to be this strong, for such a sustained period, when the Democratic incumbent was first inaugurated, but the White House’s economic agenda has produced impressive results. Indeed, the United States has seen the strongest post-pandemic economic recovery on the planet thanks in large part to the success of Biden’s policies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:45 PM (3CVIc)
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LOL. Is that true? Is this out of the same group that always "corrects" or "clarifies" Biden's statements?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

213 The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

The business community that can't stop talking about gay shit, thinks trans marketing is great, and depicts every white guy as being married to black women who know best in commercials?

Posted by: If Corporate America is the Answer ... at May 02, 2024 01:46 PM (XUJ4L)

214 I realize there are a lot of people jumping in and out of bed with each other on these matters, so I don't know if anyone really has a clear read on whose side the Deep State is on, with regards to Israel.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:39 PM (dGCAG)

The Deeps are by no means monolithic so you shouldn't look at them that way. Tons of people and NGOs and UN commissions have made tons of money taking aid and diverting it to weapons and fortifications and doing nothing for Gazans. Other tons of people have made money and kickbacks and favors by shunting stuff in Israel's direction. Each clique has entrenched into the deep state a group of ranking bosses that coordinate it - just like Ukraine with Newland and the fat colonel who tried to get Trump impeached.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 01:46 PM (eoQWY)

215
I'm guilty. I was sure he'd kick the metaphorical bucket in his first year
Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (Akjoo)

But you are willing to revise any stance with the appearance of new information instead of trebling down. Except honestly the guy could go at any time, I'm more referring to people insisting he will be taken out by his own party.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (ekpFK)

216 I knew people at UVa who when into the CIA. Including one really cute girl. (She didn't age well, though. A friend, after a reunion party, said we should think of her as the Studebaker stock we didn't buy.)

Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (1bNHn)

217 I hope you understand that the internet has to be destroyed, or this nation will perish, and all of us with it.

We can't stop our enemies (including our own government) from using it as a weapon against us.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (w6EFb)

218 The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)
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That's why they had to ruin so many Trump associates. Make it clear that if you work for Trump on any terms other than theirs, they will destroy you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

219
interfering in US politics is a whole other thing."

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Srsly, what "whole other thing"? Like it's wrong? Dangerous? I'm not detecting a conscience in this person.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (T3es0)

220 Trump could hire from us. We know how to stop leaks, from "whistleblowers" anyway

Posted by: Boeing at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

221 But you are willing to revise any stance with the appearance of new information instead of trebling down. Except honestly the guy could go at any time, I'm more referring to people insisting he will be taken out by his own party.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:47 PM (ekpFK

I think if there is anyway they could they would

Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (Akjoo)

222 2 Bureaucracies enter, one Bureaucracy leaves.

Posted by: Tina in Chain Mail at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (PMJuY)

223 Zero surprise at all. No wonder this admin has such a hard-on for throwing our money at Ukraine.

Posted by: Yesterday's conspiracy theory is today's verified fact at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (Wc83a)

224 When I was in college, the CIA recruiters on campus did performance art instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)


I knew someone once who almost worked for the CIA as a secretary. She went in for the "skills" test - which was just typing but, before they started they were told "no talking in this room". Okay, she took the test, all the people were filing out, someone asked her the time... she told them and wasn't hired.

They want people who will follow orders slavishly. They get to think as they get higher in the org.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (IUd0M)

225 Surprise how dozens of Cultural Marxists Seminaries are all on Hamas' side and for killing Israel

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (fwDg9)

226 RIBBED SURE BUT I HAVE YET TO WITNESS
..The others shits ad.itting to their role in the fall of america

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (Os74q)

227 Ha, flashback of Nine Toe Sheila getting captured by doppelganger Ten-Toed Sheila ( "Sugar"), now croaked, before she went off to kill Stuffy, but Stuffy whacked her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (ufFY8)

228 The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.

Like Tillerson?


Again, I didn't say it was a GOOD strategy. Anyway, the problem may have been Trump's need for "loyalty", which led him to make bad hires of people who stroked his ego, but who stabbed him in the back after that. I'm not trying to start another war with the OTers, but come on, that was a problem for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (CsUN+)

229 197 CIA has not been right about anything that I can remember, they have been taken by surprise by every world crisis, the most notable being the fall of Soviet Union and 9/11.

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Because you're looking at it as an American that loves America and not someone who is trying to make world connections to benefit the agency.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (YsjiM)
______________________

Essentially, the analyst desks in the intelligence agencies are "manned" by the same ilk teaching college courses at places like Columbia University. That was one of the first "March through the Institution" targets.

Posted by: Orson at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)

230 Don't forget the lovely Ms. Gloria Steinem was a CIA agent.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:38 PM (YsjiM)

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Who said that?

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (unUNN)

231 CIA has not been right about anything that I can remember, they have been taken by surprise by every world crisis, the most notable being the fall of Soviet Union and 9/11. With that sort of record they are not needed and need to be abolished.
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:40 PM (unUNN)

This is a view that fundamentally misses the point of the CIA.

The CIA's cover was to engage in covert ops around the globe, to protect American interests, and influence foreign entities to side with the U.S. of A.

That was what people thought their job was. That wasn't their job. Their job was to control and influence the American people, to protect deep pocket entities, and keep the bureaucracy running and the money flowing, without politicians being able to get in their way.

And when a politician tried to get in their way, or some American citizen got too uppity?

Put a patsy in a window, or in a hotel hallway, and bang. Problem solved.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (dGCAG)

232 Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:37 PM (iFMeW)

You've convinced me. I'm voting for RFK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (IUd0M)

233 192 180 Seriously, what is Trump to do?

The GOP is mainly composed of treacherous, corrupt goofballs, overweening moralizers, closeted homosexuals, freaks, geeks, dog killers and other assorted flotsum and jetsum.

You send one packing and another simply rises to take their place like an unending human centipede of failure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

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Trump is playing the game of politics. He's a reformer, not a Cromwell. He's trying to bridge divides within the party, and Ukraine funding is SUPER important to a lot in the party. So, he backed them publicly.

Trump is not a wrecking ball, no matter the press. He wants to operate within the rules and play the game.

Look elsewhere for a Cromwell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Based on past actions, I would agree with both astute analyses.

But, at a certain point, even Cromwell was a politician until he became a somewhat reluctant dictator.

Politics is always the art of the possible and expecting virtuous politics at the highest level is about like expecting chastity in a whorehouse.

People that are ideologues are always disappointed in political processes.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (peJ7P)

234 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn

As jobs soar under Biden, Trump claims ‘the job numbers are fake’
May. 2, 2024, 1:20 PM EDT

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (3CVIc)

235 I pretty much figure anyone whom I don't know well that goes about asking me certain questions is actually interrogating me, albeit softly. I've been around spooks. This is typical spy craft 101.

It's amazing O'keefe manages to snag some of the very people who should know better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (Q4IgG)

236 As a kid in the early 70s, I thought she was pretty. Long blonde hair and glasses, like the girl I had my first crush on in 7th grade.

BIG concurrence.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:50 PM (CsUN+)

237 I heard this on Jimmy Dore. The Ukranian trolls were posting positively about Joe Biden's position on transgenderism. Weird, huh?

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I watch Jimmy Dore on YouTube, 90% of his stuff is anti-Biden and though he has to constantly say he doesn't like Trump he sees someone getting railroaded and comes across that Trump is far better than Biden though he can't say that for some reason.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (2fIO4)

It's the first, second and third rail for the reality based leftists who break with the woke. Can't be seen as a Trump supporter or you are dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 01:50 PM (eoQWY)

238 Who said that?
Posted by: Decaf

She did herself in an interview a while back.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:50 PM (peJ7P)

239 Some say we don't have enough streetlights.
Pshaw. We have National Forests. I'm more worried about running out of rope.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 01:44 PM (+98Vn)

Rope is reusable. Very eco-friendly

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (FCbAQ)

240 A Cromwell seems like too much to ask for. I would settle for a Milei

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (5C4od)

241 If Trump wins these federal bureaucrats are going to sabotage him worse than ever before.

He's going to have to clean house, but it's going to be almost impossible to get rid of all these creeps.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

242 And when a politician tried to get in their way, or some American citizen got too uppity?

Put a patsy in a window, or in a hotel hallway, and bang. Problem solved.
Posted by: BurtTC


Or a slow-moving car in Dealey Plaza.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (9yWhg)

243 When their minions show up here making excuses, this place gives them a ration of shit, too. How long did we talk about McCain's death year and that porker daughter of his?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (Ectld)

244 @188

>>The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.

Actually, on the whole, Trumps picks were solid, he tried to go outside the box with Tillerman for SOS, as well as others, but ultimately the most consequential picks were circumscribed by who the Senate would allow to be confirmed.

If he gets another shot, basically he's got to pull the first 100 names out of the phone book as appointments, at lease he'll have a 50/50 shot at not getting a backstabbing POS in a position.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (XV/Pl)

245 The idea was that he would recruit from different pools, e.g. the business community.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

The business community that can't stop talking about gay shit, thinks trans marketing is great, and depicts every white guy as being married to black women who know best in commercials?


I think most of us have been unpleasantly surprised at what has happened to business execs in the last few years. Sure, maybe they were lying before about their proclivities, but I sure didn't think they'd become what they have.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

246 from the troll:

"I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing. "

killing off half the men in your country is a good option then.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 01:52 PM (B1FKF)

247 she did some work for the national students association in vienna, I rather doubt it came to much,

Posted by: no 6 at May 02, 2024 01:52 PM (PXvVL)

248 235 I pretty much figure anyone whom I don't know well that goes about asking me certain questions is actually interrogating me, albeit softly. I've been around spooks. This is typical spy craft 101.

It's amazing O'keefe manages to snag some of the very people who should know better.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Secret Kings of the gamma subtype are always glad to post about their 'wins' and 'importance'. Same for lambdas which is why both are security risks regardless of their iq.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:52 PM (peJ7P)

249 I think if there is anyway they could they would
Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (Akjoo)

Maybe. But they lifted him up knowing what he was. And doesn't the fact that his family seems to "coincidentally" be the political epicenter of foreign corruption (notably Ukraine) give you pause?

JB is a made guy - and quite clearly still under their thumb. He can't even speak out against people who openly want to kill Jews. He's basically Obama but with more brains.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:52 PM (ekpFK)

250 Who said that?
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (unUNN)
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She did.

What is often missed, or mischaracterized, however, is the work she did as a CIA agent: Steinem was a spook.

CIA agents are tight-lipped, but Steinem spoke openly about her relationship to The Agency in the 1950s and ’60s after a magazine revealed her employment by a CIA front organization, the Independent Research Service.

While popularly pilloried because of her paymaster, Steinem defended the CIA relationship, saying: “In my experience The Agency was completely different from its image; it was liberal, nonviolent and honorable.”

https://tinyurl.com/bduhf8t7

She was a CIA asset working on American soil. Feminism's leading light was run as a part of series of ops rooted in studying the "land reform" movement in India. She was a revolutionary communist and peddled her communism dressed up as feminism (it's all feminism ever was) to destroy the bulwark against it: the family.

And she did it with active assistance from the CIA. On American soil. More than 60 years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:53 PM (HnUIn)

251 People need to be hanged.

Lots of people.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 02, 2024 01:53 PM (BPIlW)

252 The Deeps are by no means monolithic so you shouldn't look at them that way. Tons of people and NGOs and UN commissions have made tons of money taking aid and diverting it to weapons and fortifications and doing nothing for Gazans. Other tons of people have made money and kickbacks and favors by shunting stuff in Israel's direction. Each clique has entrenched into the deep state a group of ranking bosses that coordinate it - just like Ukraine with Newland and the fat colonel who tried to get Trump impeached.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 01:46 PM (eoQWY)

I think that's an out of date perspective. That was to assume the State Department was operating its own Deep State op, as was the Justice Department.

While those entities are not completely dead, they are to a much greater extent than most people realize, controlled by Intelligence. They've been infiltrated and overrun, and the extent to which there appears to be dissention, it's either from people have didn't get the memo, or it's a way to keep everyone in the dark. In other words, the illusion of there being factions, is just another op.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (dGCAG)

253 The US government has become a domestic enemy. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Walks, looks, acts and quacks at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (Wc83a)

254 properly disgusted but not surprised, sadly specially after 2020 take Roger Goodell, and give him the old yella treatment,

Posted by: no 6 at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (PXvVL)

255 It's amazing O'keefe manages to snag some of the very people who should know better.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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One can't help but notice they're almost all flaming homosexuals.

Almost like obsessive deviant sexual behavior is a security risk or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (YsjiM)

256 Who said that?
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (unUNN)

I think she did.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:55 PM (ekpFK)

257 >I expect that Trump will be kinder to Ukraine than they deserve.
Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (unUNN)

The current US government has extended the war, bored the country hollow, and it will take longer to recover than Chernobyl. Anything would be kinder than that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 01:55 PM (cf/0E)

258 Posted by: whig


Sorry to hear about your mother.
I understand it is very difficult as I have similar experience.
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I never thought Biden would make it this far.
Failure of imagination -- I could not imagine the country would allow this spectacle we see each time he steps in front of a camera. We have fallen, and he is our sad clown as symbol of that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:55 PM (sv929)

259 "The US government has become a domestic enemy. Prove me wrong."

Evil is a point of view, Anakin.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (iFMeW)

260 251 People need to be hanged.

Lots of people.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 02, 2024 01:53 PM (BPIlW)

#Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

261 She was a CIA asset working on American soil. Feminism's leading light was run as a part of series of ops rooted in studying the "land reform" movement in India. She was a revolutionary communist and peddled her communism dressed up as feminism (it's all feminism ever was) to destroy the bulwark against it: the family.

And she did it with active assistance from the CIA. On American soil. More than 60 years ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:53 PM (HnUIn)

If she's still alive, she's still an agent, and she's still doing it.

Nobody leaves the agency. Except in canoe accidents, and other such odd ways.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (dGCAG)

262 Someone please tell me again, what was Gloria Steinem's lifelong pursuit and social movement?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (YsjiM)

263 ... but they clearly weren't opposed to recruiting out of state anchor schools (at least, they weren't at mine).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Somebody has to do the 'work'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (50n2b)

264 A functioning justice system is a bullwork to this garbage. But hey, let's re-up FISA and give them more power.

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (rdhk2)

265 CIA -- Controlling and/or Destroying American Presidents since WW2.

Are they just the continuation of the Globalist Cabal?
Did we bring German PsyOp men into the fold after WW2? idk ... but they must be part of the border invasion, probably part of the Covid fiasco, perhaps in at least some ways part of standing down and watching 9/11 happen. Perhaps at the heart of the Global Warming Insanity.

Free People are their enemy ... they have their people placed in every group with influence, it would seem.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

266 "I honestly tried to convince myself it's Okay since Biden is clearly a better option for Ukraine, but it was just too much for me... One thing is to work for the best interests of my country, but interfering in US politics is a whole other thing. "

killing off half the men in your country is a good option then.
Posted by: gnats local 678
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It is pretty stupid for Putin as well. Ukraine and Russia are not involved in an existential war and as always, the leaders benefit while the poor sobs in the front lines die or are horribly maimed for the rest of their life.

Same idiocy on a small scale for the US in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other shitholes around the world for muh New World Order.

It is stupid for nations involved with a declining birthrate to sacrifice one's best folks into the meat grinder of external war for the interests of the elites or a national leader. France, UK, Germany, never really recovered as a societies from that.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (peJ7P)

267 OT: Daughter has decided she's gonna make me an allergy-friendly Virginia Peanut Pie. Apparently, Virginia at some point decided to take a southern pecan pie recipe and use Virginia peanuts vs pecans. No idea how it will turn out (since vegan butter is gonna have to sub for butter), but that's on her to figure out...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (exHjb)

268 If she's still alive, she's still an agent, and she's still doing it.

Nobody leaves the agency. Except in canoe accidents, and other such odd ways.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (dGCAG)
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Doesn't matter anymore. She's to milquetoast for the modern variety. She did her job, wrecked what she could and set up her descendants to finish the job. Alive or dead, still an asset or cashiered, it doesn't matter. What's done is done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)

269 Someone please tell me again, what was Gloria Steinem's lifelong pursuit and social movement?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Taking bicycles away from fish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (9yWhg)

270 And when a politician tried to get in their way, or some American citizen got too uppity?

Put a patsy in a window, or in a hotel hallway, and bang. Problem solved.
Posted by: BurtTC

Or a slow-moving car in Dealey Plaza.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:51 PM (9yWhg)

Right, yeah, I meant the patsy was in the window.

The actual killer might very well have been in the car behind.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (dGCAG)

271 re 244: as sir humphrey said, you must stand behind a man in order to stab him in the back

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (B1FKF)

272 The other funny thing was Steinem getting a scholarship or study grant to travel overseas that no one had ever gotten before or received afterwards.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (YsjiM)

273 SpaceX launch in about 40 minutes:
The 14-minute window opens at 11:36 a.m. PDT,
18:36 UTC, and 20:36 CEST.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q5hf7QpVB_w

Posted by: Ciampino - eye shut got now better at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

274 Remember the leaked DNC email about "wet work" on the night of Scalia's tangle with Face Under Pillow Syndrome?

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (ekpFK)

275 255 It's amazing O'keefe manages to snag some of the very people who should know better.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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One can't help but notice they're almost all flaming homosexuals.

Almost like obsessive deviant sexual behavior is a security risk or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (YsjiM)

Men are very susceptible to the "honey trap" - that's why that technique became cliche...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (exHjb)

276 "But hey, let's re-up FISA and give them more power."

Another Bush implementation, by the way. Starting to see a pattern.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (Ectld)

277 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

278 There was a bit of talk about how biden was refusing arms to Ukraine in order to create a crisis to get the bill through, and possibly because blaming Trump polled really well.

This news has been almost completely squashed in the USA, but I wonder if Ukrainians are reporting how biden was holding back supplies for political reasons. That would bite hard, and explain this confession, I think.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (sv929)

279 Free People are their enemy ... they have their people placed in every group with influence, it would seem.
Posted by: illiniwek

They are losing by the day--their puppet media perverts are viewed with disdain by most of the population, their attempts to have the latest horrific anti science and anti people trannyism adopted as the peak of human society is dying, and the secret kings are making themselves despised by the left and right.

Ultimately, hubris meets nemesis every time.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (peJ7P)

280 Someone please tell me again, what was Gloria Steinem's lifelong pursuit and social movement?

Something about bicycles, wasn't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (sNc8Y)

281 Doesn't matter anymore. She's to milquetoast for the modern variety. She did her job, wrecked what she could and set up her descendants to finish the job. Alive or dead, still an asset or cashiered, it doesn't matter. What's done is done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)

Well if you're saying she doesn't matter anymore, I guess.

But it's not like anything's changed. It's still an op. Whoever may have taken over her slot, the feminazi movement is still an op.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (dGCAG)

282 "I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement"

The guy who invited all sorts of celebrities and famous people over for sexual trysts? That sort of stuff never happens in reality.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (Ectld)

283 But, at a certain point, even Cromwell was a politician until he became a somewhat reluctant dictator.

Politics is always the art of the possible and expecting virtuous politics at the highest level is about like expecting chastity in a whorehouse.

People that are ideologues are always disappointed in political processes.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 01:49 PM (peJ7P)


I think Cromwell was a soldier first and that led to the rest. Politicians worry about the opposition after the battle is done, I think Cromwell figured that wasn't particularly important next to winning.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (D7oie)

284 Again, I didn't say it was a GOOD strategy. Anyway, the problem may have been Trump's need for "loyalty", which led him to make bad hires of people who stroked his ego, but who stabbed him in the back after that.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2024 01:48 PM (CsUN+)


Maybe. Another possibility was that everyone he selected had to be approved by the Senate. The one controlled by McConnell. Who refused to go into recess because Trump would install the people he wanted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (IUd0M)

285 re 269: trying to convince women that happiness was over rated

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (B1FKF)

286 A willow sighting!

Hello!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (R1Ziy)

287 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)
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No clue. Maybe. Given that she was there on a sting targeting Hefner, possibly not. Hefner being in on it isn't out of the question, but I'd have trouble explaining why. If the CIA wanted "Playboy" to be successful - possible, I think - why send another asset in to write an expose about its poor labor practices?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (HnUIn)

288 "Whoever may have taken over her slot"

Taylor Swift? Also, phrasing!

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (Ectld)

289 >>> Taking bicycles away from fish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:57 PM (9yWhg)


I think that was her buddy Irina. Not that the poor fish cared.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6IkP)

290
And when a politician tried to get in their way, or some American citizen got too uppity?

Put a patsy in a window, or in a hotel hallway, and bang. Problem solved.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's the parallax view of things.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

291 277 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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It is well known that Hef has massive collection of blackmail tapes and his mansions were riddled with hidden recording cameras.

Kompromat makes the intelligence world go round essentially and they attack people based on sex or money as key vectors to compromise them.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (peJ7P)

292 Old Zelenskyy had a farm, ee, iii, eee, iii, Oh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (8zz6B)

293 255 It's amazing O'keefe manages to snag some of the very people who should know better.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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One can't help but notice they're almost all flaming homosexuals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (YsjiM)
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And their lives seem so f--cking sad and pathetic. Meeting people in bars and bragging about how "inside" you are.
I lived in the DC area a bit and it was disgusting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (sv929)

294 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

Interesting question. And to ask is probably to answer.

Whether they had blackmail on him, or he was an active employee, he was almost certainly involved with them.

Because yeah, the manner in which Gloria became a bunny would indicate someone got her in, because it sure as hell wasn't her looks.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)

295 But it's not like anything's changed. It's still an op. Whoever may have taken over her slot, the feminazi movement is still an op.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (dGCAG)
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Oh yes. Feminism has been an op from day 1, and it has succeeded beyond anyone's wildest optimistic predictions. It may not even be a true op anymore. It became self-perpetuating by the 90s.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:02 PM (HnUIn)

296 Biden is not better for Ukraine. He's using the war for political purposes. Trump, I believe, would try to get some sort of agreement between the two.
Posted by: it's me donna at May 02, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)

That ship has sailed. Aside from some rump regions near NATO, Russia will not end the war without all regions with significant Russian natives annexed or separated, including Odessa and the Donets basin under control. The shelling of the nuclear reactor repeatedly shows that. The West has already shown it can't be trusted in any way.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:02 PM (eoQWY)

297 191 This pale, braided bikini brunette was recruited by the CIA, but she would rather go into a more wholesome business like being a pharmaceutical salesman:
http://tiny.cc/mowwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

killer body

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

298 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Thanks, Joe. I didn't know the background on the incident. I just remember seeing the pics of her in the Bunny outfit.

Not bad. Not as good as many of your girls, but not bad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:03 PM (9yWhg)

299 And their lives seem so f--cking sad and pathetic. Meeting people in bars and bragging about how "inside" you are.
I lived in the DC area a bit and it was disgusting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (sv929)
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You have to offer something.

If you can't offer looks, you offer money and power. If you can't offer money and power, you offer your *access* to power - that is, influence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:03 PM (HnUIn)

300 294 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

I wonder if Hef had some CIA involvement as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

Interesting question. And to ask is probably to answer.

Whether they had blackmail on him, or he was an active employee, he was almost certainly involved with them.

Because yeah, the manner in which Gloria became a bunny would indicate someone got her in, because it sure as hell wasn't her looks.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)

The Playboy mansion was wired for sound and video. It was a blackmail op but on with a bitching magazine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

301 Because yeah, the manner in which Gloria became a bunny would indicate someone got her in, because it sure as hell wasn't her looks.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)
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Meh. She was cute enough to pull off the outfit.
http://tiny.cc/2qwwxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

302 If the CIA wanted "Playboy" to be successful - possible, I think - why send another asset in to write an expose about its poor labor practices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Intel is often about the carrot and the stick. Steinem would be the stick to play ball or we can destroy you. Same as Hef being driven out of Chicago where he started due to risk of being prosecuted.

Intel is all about coopting and 'persuading' people to fall in with their wishes just like the local cops and Feebs rely upon. Do this, you get rewarded, do that and we lock you up and make sure that you are royally f...cked.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (peJ7P)

303 Miss nurse! Leader of the feminine strengthening. Hello beautiful

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (Os74q)

304 Feminism is so last decade. Women are back to being second class citizens, right where Democrats wanted them all along. Except now their tires are too worn to start families, and their bodies are wrecked from birth control anyway, so the joke is on them.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (ekpFK)

305 Intel is often about the carrot and the stick. Steinem would be the stick to play ball or we can destroy you. Same as Hef being driven out of Chicago where he started due to risk of being prosecuted.

Intel is all about coopting and 'persuading' people to fall in with their wishes just like the local cops and Feebs rely upon. Do this, you get rewarded, do that and we lock you up and make sure that you are royally f...cked.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (peJ7P)
++++
The web of blackmail, intimidation and power. It explains most of American government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (HnUIn)

306 Ukraine isn't going to "win."

They will only win like every other nation we give a shit ton of money to wins, they will suck our middle class dry while their elite get better vacation homes and FU money.

Fuck off, lefties.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:06 PM (JeYYB)

307 Serious question - have their been any studies on the link between prior use of certain birth control and autism in offspring? Talk about two things that rose fairly coincidentally...

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:06 PM (ekpFK)

308 305 The web of blackmail, intimidation and power. It explains most of American government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (HnUIn)

=======

"I don't get it."
-Mike Johnson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

309 I regret that Ukraine got in bed with Biden. However, it looks like if you want to get anything done in Washington DC, you have to ally yourself with the Democrats. Republicans are pushovers, easily bribed, and practically don't matter. Democrats have a finger in every pie and require substantial bribes and concessions.
Just like US corporations, which have to openly side with the Democrats (DEI offices give them a cell in every organization or enterprise, like the communist party had and still has in e.g. China) or suffer the consequences (as shown by Musk and many others), Ukraine has seen the light. Biden's visit as vice-president must have helped.
I still hope that Trump wins, forms a cabinet with people suggested by DeSantis, and upends all these corrupt calculations --- or at least forms an even more efficient machine on the Republican side, if this is how the game must be played (but I'd rather he dismantles all these corrupt organizations).

Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 02:07 PM (gQbO4)

310 ... They will only win like every other nation we give a shit ton of money to wins, they will suck our middle class dry while their elite get better vacation homes and FU money. ...
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:06 PM (JeYYB)
++++
Are they also called "dachas" in Ukrainian?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:07 PM (HnUIn)

311 And their lives seem so f--cking sad and pathetic. Meeting people in bars and bragging about how "inside" you are.
I lived in the DC area a bit and it was disgusting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
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We are in an era of disbelief in virtue so spilling the beans to get laid is perfectly inline with the people we now have in government office and related contractors.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:07 PM (peJ7P)

312 Steam was a strongman muse in how to wreck womanhood and our natural desire for personal strength. Why pay for the milk when it can be had for free..her motto

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 02:07 PM (Os74q)

313 Wow. So some of the same trolls who pose here as Republicans and Americans.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 02, 2024 02:07 PM (oUoKb)

314 I hate typing or spellcheck.

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 02:08 PM (Os74q)

315 And what about certain birth control and homosexuality in offspring. Another two things that conveniently skyrocketed together.

Sorry I'm just spitballing.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:09 PM (ekpFK)

316 As bad as Gloria Steinem was, she was merely a prototype for a much crazier and more destructive feminazi product to come. Steinem was at least attractive, straight, generally positive in outlook, and despite her feminist politics, she didn't despise men.

Steinem was basically a straight-up communist using women as a Trojan Horse.

Her successors were the more modern and dangerous version of feminism: Radical left ugly dykes who hate the world and despise men. They want to see the world burn. I'll take a dozen Steinems over one of them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

317 262 Someone please tell me again, what was Gloria Steinem's lifelong pursuit and social movement?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:56 PM (YsjiM)

To destroy the family and turn men and women against each other.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 02:10 PM (1ey23)

318 No clue. Maybe. Given that she was there on a sting targeting Hefner, possibly not. Hefner being in on it isn't out of the question, but I'd have trouble explaining why. If the CIA wanted "Playboy" to be successful - possible, I think - why send another asset in to write an expose about its poor labor practices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:00 PM (HnUIn)

They both had the same goal of dismantling the functional family with the "free love" bullshit.
They just came at it from different angles. They could have been on the same side.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2024 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

319 + elric

Posted by: Willow at May 02, 2024 02:10 PM (Os74q)

320 Gloria Steinem was Christian Bale's stepmother for a time. I have.no idea how I know that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 02:10 PM (JfVRc)

321 Too bad there is not an opposition party we could vote in which would put all of these CIA guys in prison for election interference.

Posted by: Thatch at May 02, 2024 02:10 PM (LLNW4)

322 Steinem was basically a straight-up communist using women as a Trojan Horse.

Her successors were the more modern and dangerous version of feminism: Radical left ugly dykes who hate the world and despise men. They want to see the world burn. I'll take a dozen Steinems over one of them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
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They're not meaningfully different. Feminism has been a revolutionary movement from the start. Steinem and her doctrinaire communism fit the bill in her era, the purple-haired monsters and their doctrinaire neo-Maoism fit the bill in theirs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (HnUIn)

323 Serious question - have their been any studies on the link between prior use of certain birth control and autism in offspring? Talk about two things that rose fairly coincidentally...
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:06 PM (ekpFK)


do you mean like the successful lawsuits over childhood vaccines and autism with the actual science following up the mechanism, leading to several studies following vaccinated and unvaccinated children and their autism?

No, I haven't seen any studies on birth control and autism, only studies looking for links between birth control and sterility.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (D7oie)

324 re mannix girl: looks like she got breast implants. not so pretty either, although she'd probably turn me down, even if i sneezed out ten dollar bills

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (B1FKF)

325 I've been thinking about Rob Reiner and his promise to set himself on fire if Trump gets reelected.
Is there any place I could send tinder?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (flRy+)

326 Almost like obsessive deviant sexual behavior is a security risk or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (YsjiM)

Men are very susceptible to the "honey trap" - that's why that technique became cliche...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 02, 2024 01:58 PM (exHjb)

If it's a feygelah, is it still a honey trap? Twinkie trap?

Posted by: Penis pitfall? Anal ambush? at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (Wc83a)

327 The web of blackmail, intimidation and power. It explains most of American government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Pretty much society as well in corporations, ngos, etc. of any size. Sociopaths gravitate toward such and a dysfunctional society generates a lot of sociopaths.

You want virtue in government and the people, you have to have a relatively poor and homogeneous population that has natural borders and where the ambitious more or less have to live within the community so they can be 'touched' and live with what they do as policy.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:12 PM (peJ7P)

328 The Euro-weenies are super concerned about the carbon emissions from farms. They are shutting them down all over the continent. I think carbon from from trip farms.

Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 02:12 PM (rdhk2)

329 Boner bait?

Posted by: Still spitballing. As it were. at May 02, 2024 02:12 PM (Wc83a)

330 If it's a feygelah, is it still a honey trap? Twinkie trap?
Posted by: Penis pitfall? Anal ambush? at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (Wc83a)
+++
Still a honeytrap, just the alternate us of "honey" as a euphemism for "shit" - as in, "honey bucket."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:12 PM (HnUIn)

331 I think that's an out of date perspective. That was to assume the State Department was operating its own Deep State op, as was the Justice Department.

While those entities are not completely dead, they are to a much greater extent than most people realize, controlled by Intelligence. They've been infiltrated and overrun, and the extent to which there appears to be dissention, it's either from people have didn't get the memo, or it's a way to keep everyone in the dark. In other words, the illusion of there being factions, is just another op.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 01:54 PM (dGCAG)

No, I think it is out of date to think of it as State vs IC vs DoD as monoliths. Each organization has cliques in it fighting for their ideas. State had the destroy Russia by Sanctions vs Newland's War with Russia crowd that had been arming Ukraine for a decade. Defense has always been more reluctant to see its toys exposed as vulnerable in modern war, but factions there pressed for the absurd "drive to the sea" offensive after giving Russia 6 months to build defenses. The offensive that didn't even *reach* those defenses.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:13 PM (eoQWY)

332 Does someone from MSNBC or CNN want to tell this Olyesa that it's pronounced, "KEEEEEEEEEEEVVVV!"

Posted by: Robert Denby at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (/reaY)

333 Obviously, there is a lot we don't know, but what we do know leads me to believe we're better off without the CIA. Every country wherein they try to control the elections and pick a leader (including our own) becomes a total shit show.

We need to get rid of the CIA and regroup when an actual attack on Ameican soil happens.

The CIA and FBI are not stellar when it comes to preventing shit.

I think they are a net negative. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (JeYYB)

334 Men are very susceptible to the "honey trap" - that's why that technique became cliche...
Posted by: Nova Local

Works and has worked on women as well especially those less endowed with looks. So does ideological fervor in idiotic causes.

Monetary corruption pretty much works on both sexes.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (peJ7P)

335 Still a honeytrap, just the alternate us of "honey" as a euphemism for "shit" - as in, "honey bucket."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Also, "honey dumpers," the guys who used to (maybe still do?) clean out septic tanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (9yWhg)

336 322 Steinem was basically a straight-up communist using women as a Trojan Horse.

Her successors were the more modern and dangerous version of feminism: Radical left ugly dykes who hate the world and despise men. They want to see the world burn. I'll take a dozen Steinems over one of them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
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They're not meaningfully different. Feminism has been a revolutionary movement from the start. Steinem and her doctrinaire communism fit the bill in her era, the purple-haired monsters and their doctrinaire neo-Maoism fit the bill in theirs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (HnUIn)
______

Eh. While everyone is a product of their time, the modern purple-haired cannibals screeching in favor of lopping off confused girls' boobs and shoving perverted drag shows into kids' faces are much much worse.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

337 Also, "honey dumpers," the guys who used to (maybe still do?) clean out septic tanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (9yWhg)
++++
The company we used to pump the septic tank in my childhood home had a bee as a logo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn)

338
Sorry I'm just spitballing.
Posted by: ...

No, it's a good point and you might be on to something.

I have suspected lack of siblings as a main contributor, which would also explain things the research community often blames on age of parents.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (sv929)

339 I've been thinking about Rob Reiner and his promise to set himself on fire if Trump gets reelected.
Is there any place I could send tinder?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (flRy+)


Think of all the carbon that would release into the atmosphere... it would be glorious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (IUd0M)

340 Meh. She was cute enough to pull off the outfit.
http://tiny.cc/2qwwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

You like the gals with beefier shanks. I prefer the slimmer ones.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (dGCAG)

341 No, I haven't seen any studies on birth control and autism, only studies looking for links between birth control and sterility.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (D7oie)

I'd look for a correlation with age of the mother. One thing evolution never intended was having the bulk of the kids coming from 30 year old moms.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

342 do you mean like the successful lawsuits over childhood vaccines and autism with the actual science following up the mechanism, leading to several studies following vaccinated and unvaccinated children and their autism?

No, I haven't seen any studies on birth control and autism, only studies looking for links between birth control and sterility.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (D7oie)

Yes. I think it should be studied. But probably too contentious to study.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:16 PM (ekpFK)

343 Waiting to see more Republicans Cong9walk the plank and jump off to give the Democrats Congress so they can nullify Trump

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (fwDg9)

344 Eh. While everyone is a product of their time, the modern purple-haired cannibals screeching in favor of lopping off confused girls' boobs and shoving perverted drag shows into kids' faces are much much worse.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Which Steinhem would have been doing, had she been a thing now instead of then. Each subsequent "wave" expands the trail blazed by its predecessors. If the purple-haired cannibals were alive in the 50s, they'd look and act like Gloria Steinem, cutting the path for their equivalents today.

All of them, then or now, seek revolutionary overthrow and destruction. Steinem's era just demanded better window-dressing because the populace hadn't been softened up yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (HnUIn)

345 Feminism is so last decade. Women are back to being second class citizens, right where Democrats wanted them all along. Except now their tires are too worn to start families, and their bodies are wrecked from birth control anyway, so the joke is on them.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:05 PM (ekpFK)

If you keep talking like this, you're going to bring the REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING THE PARTY OVER ABORTION YOU GUYS trolls out to play.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

346 The c eye a also has many shell companies. They cover every conceivable market (and make their own.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)

347 One thing evolution never intended was having the bulk of the kids coming from 30 year old moms.
Posted by: Oldcat


Pfft. My Mom had me when she was 46.

But I was the youngest of six, so she'd already had a lot of practice by then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

348 I think they are a net negative. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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A right opinion in my view. Just like C. Parkinson predicted in Parkinson's law. They eventually, like every other bureaucracy become solely concentrating on increasing their own power and wealth and that is irresistible to sociopaths because they can appear to rule without consequences (those eventually occur but sociopaths and psychopaths live in the short run).

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (peJ7P)

349 Space X in 20 minutes or so

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (fwDg9)

350 The Euro-weenies are super concerned about the carbon emissions from farms. They are shutting them down all over the continent. I think carbon from from trip farms.
Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 02:12 PM (rdhk2)

Carbon hell. They want to score land development kickbacks for hotels and condos where the farms used to be.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (eoQWY)

351
294 Steinem was also a Playboy Bunny.

=========

Steinem was not a Playboy bunny. She got a job as one briefly to do an article for "Show" magazine in 1963. It was not flattering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (T3es0)

352 Carbon hell. They want to score land development kickbacks for hotels and condos where the farms used to be.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (eoQWY)
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Don't forget "migrant housing." Migrant housing safely out of the cities where the elites live.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)

353 352 Carbon hell. They want to score land development kickbacks for hotels and condos where the farms used to be.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (eoQWY)
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Don't forget "migrant housing." Migrant housing safely out of the cities where the elites live.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)

=======

Also solar farms. Gotta remember the solar farm tycoons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

354 343 Waiting to see more Republicans Cong9walk the plank and jump off to give the Democrats Congress so they can nullify Trump
Posted by: Skip
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Cowards like the GOP in office die many deaths because they are always balancing fear and greed in their heads.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:19 PM (peJ7P)

355 341 No, I haven't seen any studies on birth control and autism, only studies looking for links between birth control and sterility.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 02:11 PM (D7oie)

I'd look for a correlation with age of the mother. One thing evolution never intended was having the bulk of the kids coming from 30 year old moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)
__________

This. You'll never see a study confirming it, but baby-making is supposed to be a young woman's -- and young man's -- game.

And it's not just the older biology. It's also that older parents generally have less stamina, less patience, and have been poisoned by decades of idiotic and destructive parenting "advice" from "experts."

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

356 A right opinion in my view. Just like C. Parkinson predicted in Parkinson's law. They eventually, like every other bureaucracy become solely concentrating on increasing their own power and wealth and that is irresistible to sociopaths because they can appear to rule without consequences (those eventually occur but sociopaths and psychopaths live in the short run).
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (peJ7P)

----

Good point, I didn't even mention the money that black ops sucks down and cannot be accounted for. Some I understand, but when the pentagon is always "missing" billions, we need to get our heads out of our asses.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (JeYYB)

357 BREAKING: CIA Operates Troll Farms in Kyiv to Influence American Voters and To Assure Biden's 2024 Win.
----------------

Is this one of the twelve (12) known troll farms that are already in operation or a new one?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (lCWOD)

358 One thing evolution never intended was having the bulk of the kids coming from 30 year old moms.
Posted by: Oldcat


Pfft. My Mom had me when she was 46.

But I was the youngest of six, so she'd already had a lot of practice by then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

She probably wasn't on the pill the previous decades earlier.

My sister had a child above 40. Poor fellow needed major surgeries to remove tumors around the optic nerves before he was 4. The incidence of this skyrockets the older the mom is.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:21 PM (eoQWY)

359 Carbon hell. They want to score land development kickbacks for hotels and condos where the farms used to be.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (eoQWY)
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Don't forget "migrant housing." Migrant housing safely out of the cities where the elites live.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)


I'm sure an increased population with less food production will work out really well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:21 PM (IUd0M)

360 15 minutes and seconds to lift off

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

361 Dammit

The Macedonians heard, now they want TWENTY KOPECKS per post!

Posted by: Miklos, shoveling manure into the server/boiler at May 02, 2024 02:22 PM (DhOlS)

362 Is Gloria Steinem still alive?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 02:22 PM (flRy+)

363 Didn't intend to be so late to the conversation but was distracted by
Leonid & Friends.

.youtube.com/results?search_query=leonid+and+friends+

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:23 PM (lCWOD)

364 My sister had a child above 40. Poor fellow needed major surgeries to remove tumors around the optic nerves before he was 4. The incidence of this skyrockets the older the mom is.
Posted by: Oldcat


Yeesh. I turned out fine, but my Mom had various health issues as a result of birthing me at a later age.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:23 PM (9yWhg)

365 All of them, then or now, seek revolutionary overthrow and destruction. Steinem's era just demanded better window-dressing because the populace hadn't been softened up yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It's over, the intel community coup failed whether Trump gets screwed over by them or not. No one believes much in the system nor its politicians anymore and you cannot base a country on sand.

When all leaders are viewed with suspicion and disgust, you can try to kill off the Epsteins, etc. that you used to gain and keep power but all that does is decrease belief in the system that keeps the IC afloat in money and power. Statism eventually kills the state as even the Chi Coms are finding out.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:23 PM (peJ7P)

366 " they have their people placed in every group with influence, it would seem.
Posted by: illiniwek

They are losing by the day--their puppet media perverts are viewed with disdain by most of the population, their attempts to have the latest horrific anti science and anti people trannyism adopted as the peak of human society is dying, and the secret kings are making themselves despised by the left and right.
Ultimately, hubris meets nemesis every time. Posted by: whig

Something tells me they already have assets in the new media, certainly in (still King) Google, WEF and in multiple agencies and NGO's. But perhaps some people are in some Great Awakening.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (Cus5s)

367
With a grift grift here
And a grift grift there

Posted by: Old Z Lint Ski at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (9bv39)

368
Is this one of the twelve (12) known troll farms that are already in operation or a new one?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (lCWOD)


——-

Is there a list?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (2fIO4)

369 And it's not just the older biology. It's also that older parents generally have less stamina, less patience, and have been poisoned by decades of idiotic and destructive parenting "advice" from "experts."
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

To raise kids properly remember the three Bs:

Beat
Belittle
Berate

Posted by: Kids are resilient. Beat, demean, and terrorize them. Especially yours. at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (Wc83a)

370 "but when the pentagon is always "missing" billions, we need to get our heads out of our asses."

Support the troops!

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:25 PM (Ectld)

371 Obviously, there is a lot we don't know, but what we do know leads me to believe we're better off without the CIA. Every country wherein they try to control the elections and pick a leader (including our own) becomes a total shit show.

We need to get rid of the CIA and regroup when an actual attack on Ameican soil happens.

The CIA and FBI are not stellar when it comes to preventing shit.

I think they are a net negative. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:14 PM (JeYYB)

Most organizations have a similar lifetime to people. Start out with energy, end up with arthritis and senility. If you think we need intelligence orgs or not, the ones we have are unreformable. Better to kill them all and start new ones with the people and directives you want.

You can't remake a rotted, hollow tree. Just plant a new one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:25 PM (eoQWY)

372 ... When all leaders are viewed with suspicion and disgust, you can try to kill off the Epsteins, etc. that you used to gain and keep power but all that does is decrease belief in the system that keeps the IC afloat in money and power. Statism eventually kills the state as even the Chi Coms are finding out.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:23 PM (peJ7P)
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I'm less optimistic than you. Not about the US eventually petering out - that will happen - but about it being "over" in terms of the continuation and acceleration of damage. The brilliance of the feminist movement (and to a lesser degree, at least so far, the racial movement) has been that they got large enough to self-perpetuate and advance without oversight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:25 PM (HnUIn)

373 344 Eh. While everyone is a product of their time, the modern purple-haired cannibals screeching in favor of lopping off confused girls' boobs and shoving perverted drag shows into kids' faces are much much worse.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Which Steinhem would have been doing, had she been a thing now instead of then. Each subsequent "wave" expands the trail blazed by its predecessors. If the purple-haired cannibals were alive in the 50s, they'd look and act like Gloria Steinem, cutting the path for their equivalents today.

All of them, then or now, seek revolutionary overthrow and destruction. Steinem's era just demanded better window-dressing because the populace hadn't been softened up yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:17 PM (HnUIn)
___________

Nah. Steinem was a different breed, for the reasons I pointed out earlier. Oh and she's still around. And she was preaching against trannies and the encroachment of men into women's activities. She of course was forced to abdicate this position by the modern cannibals, but I think her true position is her original one.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

374 Good point, I didn't even mention the money that black ops sucks down and cannot be accounted for. Some I understand, but when the pentagon is always "missing" billions, we need to get our heads out of our asses.
Posted by: Seems Legit

The financial iceberg for the US is coming on fast and the US ship of state under FJB is trying to speed up to hit it.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:26 PM (peJ7P)

375 Is this one of the twelve (12) known troll farms that are already in operation or a new one?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:20 PM (lCWOD)


——-

Is there a list?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (2fIO4)

CIA has it in a locked secure room with biometric locks, pressure sensors and temperature sensors. You can only get in through a vent in the ceiling.

Posted by: And a French guy has to hold the rope. Dodgy. at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (Wc83a)

376 I'm sure an increased population with less food production will work out really well.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:21 PM (IUd0M)

No heating in the winter either, since they blew up the pipelines and are warring against their energy supplier.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (eoQWY)

377 SpaceX launch in about 9 minutes

The 14-minute window opens at 11:36 a.m. PDT, 18:36 UTC, and 20:36 CEST.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q5hf7QpVB_w

Posted by: Ciampino - eye shut got now better at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (qfLjt)

378 Where can I get a clean image of that first meme - the one with Trump draped in a flag and cross?

I kind of want it for my wallpaper. Or maybe a banner outside my house.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (sv929)

379 Nah. Steinem was a different breed, for the reasons I pointed out earlier. Oh and she's still around. And she was preaching against trannies and the encroachment of men into women's activities. She of course was forced to abdicate this position by the modern cannibals, but I think her true position is her original one.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
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I am sure it is. And if she had come up 40 years later, her true position would be the current one. There is no "different breed" when it comes to leftist revolutionaries, only a difference in milieu and therefore in effective tactics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

380 You want virtue in government and the people, you have to have a relatively poor and homogeneous population that has natural borders and where the ambitious more or less have to live within the community so they can be 'touched' and live with what they do as policy.
Posted by: whig


If I could pick, I'd want a society in which all of the opportunities for wealth and power were in the private classes, and one in which opportunities for wealth and power were a frustrating exercise in the public classes. Government employment should be seen as a loser's game, not the on-ramp to wealth and power. Which I have to imagine was the Founder's goal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (IG4Id)

381

President Biden called Japan and India ‘xenophobic’ at an off-camera campaign fundraiser in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, lumping the U.S. allies in with China and Russia while making the argument that the United States is right to welcome in immigrants.

“This election is about freedom, America and democracy. That’s why I badly need you. You know, one of the reasons why our economy is growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants,” the president said.

“The reason — look, think about it. Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong. Not a joke; that’s not hyperbole. Because we have an influx of workers who want to be here and want to contribute,” he added, according to a pool report.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

382 Hi Blondie.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (ekpFK)

383 Republicans in the house and senate have approved every payment to Ukraine, including the payments that funded this op.

Republicans have not cut any funding to any of the agencies involved, and rather have increased funding to those agencies.

They will keep raising the debt ceiling, increasing the burden on your family, you children's family,
your grandchildren's family, and your great-grandchildren's family, in the event your children survive the LGBTQ indoctrination and aborticide programs, also funded by Republicans without abatement.

Donald Trump has promised to keep sending money, he'll just call it a loan instead.

There is no difference in the two parties.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (fpujf)

384 Posted by: Kids are resilient. Beat, demean, and terrorize them. Especially yours. at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (Wc83a)

Insomniac, is that you? If so, I assume you didn't do any of that with your kids. I haven't done any of that with my kid either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (XkYcA)

385 Hi Blondie.
Posted by: ... at

You know who else said that?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking you do at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (DhOlS)

386 379 Nah. Steinem was a different breed, for the reasons I pointed out earlier. Oh and she's still around. And she was preaching against trannies and the encroachment of men into women's activities. She of course was forced to abdicate this position by the modern cannibals, but I think her true position is her original one.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I am sure it is. And if she had come up 40 years later, her true position would be the current one. There is no "different breed" when it comes to leftist revolutionaries, only a difference in milieu and therefore in effective tactics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)
___________

I see I'm not convincing you. Nor vice versa. We'll have to agree to disagree on this point.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

387 ... “The reason — look, think about it. Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong. Not a joke; that’s not hyperbole. Because we have an influx of workers who want to be here and want to contribute,” he added, according to a pool report.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)
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What a fucking idiot.

China and Japan have a demographic crisis coupled with a debt crisis - a story that with which we in this country will become intimately familiar - and India has too much debt and corruption but doesn't share the same problems with China and Japan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

388 When is planting season on the troll farm?

Posted by: And how much does it pay? at May 02, 2024 02:30 PM (9bv39)

389 I see I'm not convincing you. Nor vice versa. We'll have to agree to disagree on this point.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Works for me.

I think it's against the rules of the blog, though...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

390 386 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)
___________

I see I'm not convincing you. Nor vice versa. We'll have to agree to disagree on this point.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

=======

False.

*opens gate to Thunderdome*

In you go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

391 Kids are resilient. Beat, demean, and terrorize them. Especially yours. at May 02, 2024 02:24 PM (Wc83a)

Insomniac, is that you? If so, I assume you didn't do any of that with your kids. I haven't done any of that with my kid either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

For the kids he used Nerf tire irons.

At first.

Posted by: Miklos, spare the tire iron, spoil the child at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (DhOlS)

392 Hope the Russians take Kiev and burn it to the ground.

Like Berlin in 1945.

But first, The Rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (4a+k3)

393 When is planting season on the troll farm?
Posted by: And how much does it pay? at May 02, 2024 02:30 PM (9bv39)
++++
It's always planting season. Between the constant cycle of quarterly estimated taxes and US Treasury bond auctions, the spice always flows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (HnUIn)

394 I'm less optimistic than you. Not about the US eventually petering out - that will happen - but about it being "over" in terms of the continuation and acceleration of damage. The brilliance of the feminist movement (and to a lesser degree, at least so far, the racial movement) has been that they got large enough to self-perpetuate and advance without oversight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

-------
Selective pressures are undermining the feminist movement as well because their goals are not in congruence with humanity.

Basically all the social sciences and those using it in power try to work against human nature instead of working with it. The invisible hand does not just apply to economics and like in the case of the Soviet Union, a critical mass will go around, below, and so on to get around any barriers that the state may try to put up.

It is a fools errand in the long run by self extinguishing feminists, gays, and other people that have adopted existential despair as their cause, will die off. You cannot kill bad ideas but you sure as hell can push them back for generations when the burnt hand learns to avoid the fire.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (peJ7P)

395
Hi Blondie.
Posted by: ... at

You know who else said that?
Posted by: Miklos


Dagwood?
Tuco?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

396 387 ... “The reason — look, think about it. Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong. Not a joke; that’s not hyperbole. Because we have an influx of workers who want to be here and want to contribute,” he added, according to a pool report.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)
++++
What a fucking idiot.

China and Japan have a demographic crisis coupled with a debt crisis - a story that with which we in this country will become intimately familiar - and India has too much debt and corruption but doesn't share the same problems with China and Japan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)
_______

Japan has no problems that can't be fixed with more advanced sex robots. I'm only half-joking.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

397 Where can I get a clean image of that first meme - the one with Trump draped in a flag and cross?

I kind of want it for my wallpaper. Or maybe a banner outside my house.
Posted by: Gentlemen


Billboards up & down freeways.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (+98Vn)

398 As disgusting as this is along with everything else the deep state does, what kind of drooling, ignorant and ill informed American do you have to be to let memes and posts influence that way you think about candidates and the future of America. I know, I know, they are out there.

Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

399 385 Hi Blondie.
Posted by: ... at

You know who else said that?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking you do at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (DhOlS)

Hitler?

Posted by: Or Donald Trump. Same depending who you ask. at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (Wc83a)

400 I am sure it is. And if she had come up 40 years later, her true position would be the current one. There is no "different breed" when it comes to leftist revolutionaries, only a difference in milieu and therefore in effective tactics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

Yup. In Steinem's day the idea was to denigrate moms and get young girls out into businesses to remove them from the support of the family. Same time there was a movement to not breast feed babies. That one was not as successful as the first one.

The next phase was the man hating one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (eoQWY)

401 396
Japan has no problems that can't be fixed with more advanced sex robots. I'm only half-joking.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

======

Will they look like Lucy Liu?

I think I saw an informational film about the dangers of such a situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

402 Ukraine's "democracy" is only slightly less democrat and representative then ours.

Note...that isn't a compliment.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)

403
Hi Blondie.
Posted by: ...

============

Hi ...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (T3es0)

404 ou know who else said that?
Posted by: Miklos

Dagwood?
Tuco?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Debby Harry's (mmmmmm...) husband?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (9yWhg)

405 390 386 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)
___________

I see I'm not convincing you. Nor vice versa. We'll have to agree to disagree on this point.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

=======

False.

*opens gate to Thunderdome*

In you go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Well, I've been told I look like a younger Mel Gibson, so . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

406 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the word
Blondie"- Tuco in TGTBATU. Blooooondiiiiiee!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (XkYcA)

407 You know who else said that?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking you do at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (DhOlS)

LOL I had to look it up

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (ekpFK)

408 what kind of drooling, ignorant and ill informed American do you have to be to let memes and posts influence that way you think about candidates and the future of America?


Average.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (fpujf)

409 Blondieeeeeeeee

Wha wha wha wha

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (x1l63)

410 405 Well, I've been told I look like a younger Mel Gibson, so . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

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Confirmed. Elric thinks that Joe Mannix looks either like Master or Blaster.

Further investigation required.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

411 As disgusting as this is along with everything else the deep state does, what kind of drooling, ignorant and ill informed American do you have to be to let memes and posts influence that way you think about candidates and the future of America. I know, I know, they are out there.
Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

Helloooooo!

Posted by: Drooling, Ignorant And Ill Informed democrat at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (4a+k3)

412 Selective pressures are undermining the feminist movement as well because their goals are not in congruence with humanity. ...
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:31 PM (peJ7P)
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Yes, but that doesn't mean a good outcome.

Feminism directly attacked the single most powerful structural support for civilization: marriage, sex and children. Successful civilizations spent literal millennia honing systems to regulate those things, because they are for all the marbles. Do it right, and you'll conquer a continent. Do it wrong, and you collapse into ash.

They have cut down major supports holding up the entire edifice. Even when it fails - and it will, for the reasons you point out - that doesn't mean we survive the failure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (HnUIn)

413 Well, I've been told I look like a younger Mel Gibson, so . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

You rock the woad, dude.

Posted by: Miklos, impressed at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (DhOlS)

414 Mel Gibson's like 70, so that makes sense.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (Ectld)

415 Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong.

I suspect if you put a real lifetime ban on any public or semi-public (eg NGOs) aide going to immigrants that would be tru-ish.

Then you would actually get the people that want to work for a living.

You would still have the problem that they would make the US more like their own countries. And since their countries are mostly shitholes that's an issue.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (ibTVg)

416 What a fucking idiot.

China and Japan have a demographic crisis coupled with a debt crisis - a story that with which we in this country will become intimately familiar - and India has too much debt and corruption but doesn't share the same problems with China and Japan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

India is hardly a monolith of one people being xenophobic. There's probably as many languages there in use as 10 Europes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

417 401 396
Japan has no problems that can't be fixed with more advanced sex robots. I'm only half-joking.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

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Will they look like Lucy Liu?

I think I saw an informational film about the dangers of such a situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
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"Are you talking about me?"

-- Priss

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

418
In Steinem's day the idea was to denigrate moms and get young girls out into businesses to remove them from the support of the family.

Posted by: Oldcat

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Steinem was actually a champion of the housewife and was anti-denigration. "Oh, she's a housewife? So she doesn't work" was the sort of thing she combatted. She preached that it was hard and difficult work that people improperly dissed. Go back and take a look, you'll see.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (T3es0)

419 Mel Gibson's like 70
Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (Ectld)

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Still would.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

420 413 Well, I've been told I look like a younger Mel Gibson, so . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

You rock the woad, dude.
Posted by: Miklos, impressed at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (DhOlS)

He's The Woad Wawwiow

Posted by: Wascawwy. Vewy wascawwy. at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (Wc83a)

421 419 Mel Gibson's like 70
Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (Ectld)

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Still would.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

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Women are pigs.

/jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

422 Xenophobic in this context means standing in the way of the CCP.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (iFMeW)

423 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (EXN0A)

424 Norm did a bit on how he was having an argument with his doctor friend. And so Norm said I guess well just have to agree to disagree.

And the friend said no. I won't agree to disagree because I don't agree.

🤣

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (ekpFK)

425
Blondieeeeeeeee

Wha wha wha wha
Posted by: Skip

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Whoo whoo whooooooo!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (T3es0)

426 The best part of feminism?

Every metric of female happiness has cratered since the implementation of second generation feminism and it has gotten worse with third generation.

The current fourth generation - trannyism - looks like it will make things far, far worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (ibTVg)

427 Still would.
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This has to be really awkward for Elric.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (Ectld)

428 India is hardly a monolith of one people being xenophobic. There's probably as many languages there in use as 10 Europes.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

And half the shitters.

People still shitting on the beach at low tide so high tide washes it all away.

Great fishing, however.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (4a+k3)

429 Liftoff in seconds

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (fwDg9)

430 410 405 Well, I've been told I look like a younger Mel Gibson, so . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

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Confirmed. Elric thinks that Joe Mannix looks either like Master or Blaster.

Further investigation required.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
_______

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

431 Ukraine's "democracy" is only slightly less democrat and representative then ours.

Note...that isn't a compliment.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)

Well all oppo parties were banned soon after the war started. And then there's the third of the army that are Nazis shooting the ethnic group they don't like.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

432 427 This has to be really awkward for Elric.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (Ectld)

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I'm suddenly reminded of the bit in the movie Game Night when the black wife admits that she slept with Denzel, but the picture of the guy she slept with looks nothing like Denzel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

433 If I could pick, I'd want a society in which all of the opportunities for wealth and power were in the private classes, and one in which opportunities for wealth and power were a frustrating exercise in the public classes. Government employment should be seen as a loser's game, not the on-ramp to wealth and power. Which I have to imagine was the Founder's goal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Wealth and power in the private world inevitably spills over to governance and the aims of society. Late feudalism, in part like in France, was an attempt to pull the teeth out of the wealthy using wealth for political power. As practiced by Louis XIV, he made them strive for court recognition in society rather than political power. He did such things by allowing the wealth to buy into the aristocracy and requiring the existing aristocracy to spend ruinous amounts of their wealth competing with others for royal favor at Versailles rather than at their own estates fomenting trouble.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (peJ7P)

434 Early feminism helped break up the traditional family, or even break the family. At the least it started the two worker family, with kids more and more turned over to the state. (It takes a village to raise a child)

I'd guess it was also the start of fewer children in general. Many other bad things, when women had to become "equal" to men, even if it required government preferences in hiring of school admissions.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

435 Confirmed. Elric thinks that Joe Mannix looks either like Master or Blaster.

Further investigation required.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
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He thinks I look that good?

Dude, Elric, as a friend, I think you should go get your eyes checked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

436 It's gone, looks good

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)

437 To be such a doofus, how did Dagwood end up with such a hot wife?

Posted by: My 14 year old self at May 02, 2024 02:38 PM (9bv39)

438 Every metric of female happiness has cratered since the implementation of second generation feminism and it has gotten worse with third generation.

The current fourth generation - trannyism - looks like it will make things far, far worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:36 PM (ibTVg)

When the trannys drive the feminists out of all the influential jobs, and sports they might have nowhere to go but to the family.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

439 China and Japan have a demographic crisis coupled with a debt crisis - a story that with which we in this country will become intimately familiar - and India has too much debt and corruption but doesn't share the same problems with China and Japan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


China and Japan are not comparable situations. China has a billion and a half of ruin to rest upon. Japan could disappear in a generation.

That's not to say I believe in the demographic catastrophe that everyone seems exercised about. I don't; our post-industrial age does not need replacement programs. The fact that a shit-ton of people are seriously suggesting UBI and 15 minute cities proves we don't need immigrant feeder programs. We don't need Population Uber Alles idiocy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 02:39 PM (IG4Id)

440 >>>You like the gals with beefier shanks. I prefer the slimmer ones.
Posted by: BurtTC
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She wrote something in one of her books about guys with skinny legs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:39 PM (lCWOD)

441 Early feminism helped break up the traditional family, or even break the family. At the least it started the two worker family, with kids more and more turned over to the state. (It takes a village to raise a child)


I was reading a female critique of 1st generation feminism and it was interesting. The author argued that giving women the vote was dumb because either they would vote the same way as their husband, so it makes no difference, or they'd vote the opposite and then cancel her family's say in government.

It was an interesting perspective. The key to understanding it being the focus on the family as the core social unit versus the individual.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (ibTVg)

442 To be such a doofus, how did Dagwood end up with such a hot wife?
Posted by: My 14 year old self

Never bothered her with "make me a sammich".

Posted by: Miklos, guessifying at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (DhOlS)

443
My sister had a child above 40. Poor fellow needed major surgeries to remove tumors around the optic nerves before he was 4. The incidence of this skyrockets the older the mom is.
Posted by: Oldcat

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What are women supposed to do, stop having sex after 30? 40? Or get their tubes tied? I believe that in natalist cultures, women have babies until they can't anymore.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (T3es0)

444 You like the gals with beefier shanks. I prefer the slimmer ones.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:15 PM (dGCAG)

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Beefier Shanks is the name of my new band.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

445 To be such a doofus, how did Dagwood end up with such a hot wife?
Posted by: My 14 year old self


He came from money. And she was just a flapper. He married down, and his family disowned him.

That was back when the strip started, in the 1920s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (9yWhg)

446 To be such a doofus, how did Dagwood end up with such a hot wife?
Posted by: My 14 year old self at May 02, 2024 02:38 PM (9bv39)


He liked to eat. You'll understand that in a few years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:41 PM (IUd0M)

447 I'd guess it was also the start of fewer children in general. Many other bad things, when women had to become "equal" to men, even if it required government preferences in hiring of school admissions.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

high school and college started delaying lots of kids. In pioneer days you might be paired up helping on your parents or another farm at 16 or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:41 PM (eoQWY)

448 426
The current fourth generation - trannyism - looks like it will make things far, far worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at May

Fourth is full circle where men are better at everything, including being women.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

449 (At least) 3 Presidential elections in a row. Screw this corrupt country. They're no better than Russia - just the other side of a rotten coin.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (xaNfJ)

450 448 Fourth is full circle where men are better at everything, including being women.
Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Just like in Elizabethan theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

451 >>> Beefier Shanks is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (DRSnL)


I saw you open for Captain Beef heart. Great show.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (Y6IkP)

452
When the trannys drive the feminists out of all the influential jobs, and sports they might have nowhere to go but to the family.


When you show current career women what life looked like in the 50s a significant percentage of them will ask why the hell their grandmothers threw it all away.

I mean seriously as a man I get no "life satisfaction" out of working at a corporate job, just a pay check. And thanks to feminism (and the left in general) you need two of those paychecks to buy what one did in the 50s.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (ibTVg)

453 443
My sister had a child above 40. Poor fellow needed major surgeries to remove tumors around the optic nerves before he was 4. The incidence of this skyrockets the older the mom is.
Posted by: Oldcat

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What are women supposed to do, stop having sex after 30? 40? Or get their tubes tied? I believe that in natalist cultures, women have babies until they can't anymore.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (T3es0)

Damn, you really torched that straw man.

Posted by: Quite a "whoompf" sound as it incinerated at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (Wc83a)

454 Pompeo is a fat treasonous POS.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (aFNOf)

455 454 Pompeo is a fat treasonous POS.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 02:42 PM (aFNOf)

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False.

He's not fat anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

456
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (ibTVg)

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This nation is founded on the concept of individual rights. Individuals will cast votes that will help their tribe, their affinity group, theirselves, their industry, whatever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (T3es0)

457 Interesting to me-fact

Before serving in the medical corps in WWII, Brooklyn born Eli Wallach went to the University of Texas at Austin. Being in TX was where he first learned to ride a horse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (XkYcA)

458 They have cut down major supports holding up the entire edifice. Even when it fails - and it will, for the reasons you point out - that doesn't mean we survive the failure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Society will be populated by the survivors after any cataclysm and rectification of society is never a pleasant process to live through. But, aside from global biological or nuclear war, bad ideas not in congruence with human nature die and ideas based on actual human nature become predominant. The people on the other side of teh cataclysm will be poorer but wiser.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (peJ7P)

459 He did such things by allowing the wealth to buy into the aristocracy and requiring the existing aristocracy to spend ruinous amounts of their wealth competing with others for royal favor at Versailles rather than at their own estates fomenting trouble.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:37 PM (peJ7P)

Draining wealth to buy political/social access versus applying it to the production of goods and services (food/shelter in those times) directly led to the French revolution...gee, I wonder what the parallels are for that idiotic misuse of wealth might be for America right now?

Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (K+UlC)

460 She wrote something in one of her books about guys with skinny legs.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:39 PM (lCWOD)

One of her books? She "wrote" more than one??

For heaven's sake, why... and why would anyone read one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (dGCAG)

461 Nood. Unsurprising.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (IUd0M)

462 nood


Soros

Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (Y6IkP)

463 ============

What are women supposed to do, stop having sex after 30? 40? Or get their tubes tied? I believe that in natalist cultures, women have babies until they can't anymore.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (T3es0)

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I have read that it's women who have their FIRST child later that have problems.

But I don't know. My policy is children are a blessing. Period. It's parents who screw it up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (JeYYB)

464 He's not fat anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 02, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

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Oh-oh-oh-Ozempic!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

465 False.

He's not fat anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda a


I bet he's at the donut bar since his presidential aspirations were squashed. They'll need a piano case to bury his fat ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (aFNOf)

466 I watched a modern "Stepford Wives" type movie called Don't Worry Darling and it was unintentionally hilarious.

Basically the villain has found a way to force women to live in a perfect version of the 50s. And in watching the movie you can't help but ask who the hell wouldn't want to live there?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:45 PM (ibTVg)

467 Society will be populated by the survivors after any cataclysm and rectification of society is never a pleasant process to live through. But, aside from global biological or nuclear war, bad ideas not in congruence with human nature die and ideas based on actual human nature become predominant. The people on the other side of teh cataclysm will be poorer but wiser.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:44 PM (peJ7P)
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They often die by conquest, with the survivors entering the system of the victor. This is why my bet has been in Islam over the next century.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

468 For heaven's sake, why... and why would anyone read one.
Posted by: BurtTC
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It was quoted by a faddist.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:47 PM (lCWOD)

469 I was reading a female critique of 1st generation feminism and it was interesting. The author argued that giving women the vote was dumb because either they would vote the same way as their husband, so it makes no difference, or they'd vote the opposite and then cancel her family's say in government.

It was an interesting perspective. The key to understanding it being the focus on the family as the core social unit versus the individual.
Posted by: 18-1

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Women suck at logic. What it does is it cancels out all dysfunctional marriages, and doubles the ones where wife and husband agree. That is something.

But an interesting perspective anyway. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:48 PM (sv929)

470 What are women supposed to do, stop having sex after 30? 40? Or get their tubes tied? I believe that in natalist cultures, women have babies until they can't anymore.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 02, 2024 02:40 PM (T3es0)

No idea how people in the past handled that. Just that the current total ignorance of modern women these days that you can just have kids above 35 with no risks, or that they can freeze eggs and have kids later isn't rational. I knew that stuff off the streets as a kid.

It isn't a subject I follow but I do see women on YT bringing into question the effects on women of our current birth control chemicals. I would not be at all surprised if these are actual problems that the medical industry isn't interested in because of the social pressure.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (eoQWY)

471 This nation is founded on the concept of individual rights. Individuals will cast votes that will help their tribe, their affinity group, theirselves, their industry, whatever.

But at founding women didn't have the right to vote...and I believe it was exactly because of the anti-suffrage argument I was talking about...

Note: To head off a potential argument let me clarify I'm not saying that you could just drop women's suffrage BECAUSE as a culture we've gone far from that family first cultural view.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:49 PM (ibTVg)

472 They often die by conquest, with the survivors entering the system of the victor. This is why my bet has been in Islam over the next century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I think Christianity was/is man's best hope for a free and prosperous society. The conquest will always award the oppressors.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 02:50 PM (sv929)

473 Draining wealth to buy political/social access versus applying it to the production of goods and services (food/shelter in those times) directly led to the French revolution...gee, I wonder what the parallels are for that idiotic misuse of wealth might be for America right now?
Posted by: Boswell
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Louis XIV and his descendants blew most of the state treasury on personal luxury and foreign wars. It was one of Louis XIV's dying admissions that he got France into too many expensive and unnecessary wars. Louis XV and XVI did not listen and spent ruinous amounts trying to stop the Brits from worldwide colonies rather than trying to be the predominant power in Europe. Including spending a lot of money for very little benefit to the French state by subsidizing and fighting for American Independence. We came out all right, the French debt bomb exploded which led to Louis and his wife among others being executed in part because of this massive debt crisis.

Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 02:51 PM (peJ7P)

474 No idea how people in the past handled that. Just that the current total ignorance of modern women these days that you can just have kids above 35 with no risks, or that they can freeze eggs and have kids later isn't rational. I knew that stuff off the streets as a kid.

Fertility does decline as you age and even absent modern birth control there are ways to make sure you don't get preggers.

Though your point on women not understanding the risks of having children late in life is spot on. I think it was on a segment of the Whatever podcast where one person told a group of women their fertility starts declining in their late 20s and none of them would believe him. One of the female guests brought up a celebrity that had a kid at 40 and they all started arguing that means there are no drawbacks to waiting that long...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg)

475 Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg)

The "example" fallacy 😂

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 02:54 PM (ekpFK)

476 The "example" fallacy 😂

One of the conservative guests, perhaps Mary Morgan, did point out the celeb in question didn't tell anyone about her pregnancy until she had given birth...why?...because the celeb knew the risks.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 02:56 PM (ibTVg)

477 At the founding one had to own real property to vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 02:58 PM (lCWOD)

478 The threat is right here on home soil.

Posted by: rechill at May 02, 2024 03:58 PM (Q1LXu)

479 Jimmy Dore is legitimately an anti-Semite. I wouldn't cite him as a source if I were you. It makes you look racist, like citing the KKK.

Posted by: Brandon at May 02, 2024 04:52 PM (szwmn)

480 Gobbel's would enjoy this kind of stuff Biden the Worst

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (wGqjj)

481 True story: I had lunch with Mel Gibson when he made Mad Max. In real life he did not look like his film image. He was tall, gawky, awkward and very shy. Films are illusion.

Posted by: pakisa at May 02, 2024 06:44 PM (a2Zpi)

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